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♪ Oh, Mandy
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♪ Well, you came
and you gave without taking
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♪ But I sent you away
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♪ Oh, Mandy
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♪ Well, you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking
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♪ And I need you today
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♪ Oh, Mandy... ♪
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Who's there?
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I have nothing of value.
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Mm. Seed...or rat droppings?
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As I thought.
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Rat droppings.
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Lola, I've got an infestation!
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Oh, no.
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Don't worry. The doctor can give you
a milkshake to kill their eggs.
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And the rest, you can pick out
your bumhole with tweezers.
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Eh?!
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That is the treatment
for infestation of worms.
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I've not got worms! It's a rat.
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In your bumhole?!
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No! In me house!
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How do I get rid of it?
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Well, I think you can get
a man round to kill the rat,
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but it can be very expensive.
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£100 at least.
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Oh, I can't afford that.
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Well, you can try doing it yourself
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by watching YouTube videos
and buying traps that don't work.
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Maybe you should visit the hardware
store at the bottom of the road.
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- That's a good idea.
- Uh-huh.
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How'd you know so much about worms?
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A... A friend had them.
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♪ This the kind of beat
that go ratata. ♪
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Got a rat.
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I can't help you with that.
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For that, you need pest control.
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It's completely different
companies than this one.
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How can I help you?
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- Weren't you on the...?
- It's for tax purposes.
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How can I help you?
- I've got a rat.
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I can do a home visit.
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£200 plus VAT.
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200 quid?! It's a rat,
not an anaconda.
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Then you can use
this expandable foam.
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Fill all the holes in your home
with this one,
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so rat cannot enter
into your property.
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- How much is this?
- It's 5.99 plus VAT.
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Yeah, I'll take a couple.
Don't want to leave any gaps for it.
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♪ Je suis le dauphin
de la place Dauphine
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♪ Et la place Blanche
a mauvaise mine
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♪ Les camions sont pleins de lait
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♪ Les balayeurs
sont pleins de balais
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♪ Il est cinq heures
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♪ Paris
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♪ S'eveille
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♪ Paris
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♪ S'eveille. ♪
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Yeah, the man in the shop told me
to fill all the gaps in the house.
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What time is "Celebrity
Round The World Race" on?
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But I'm a bit worried
because I think I've used too much
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and I can't get into
the bathroom now.
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It really expands a lot.
- It's on now. Bye, Mandy.
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Father and son,
living it up in the Amazon.
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Oh!
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Jeremy and I were
really ready for an adventure.
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I want to eat, pray, love
the hell out of...
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It's all right.
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They'll never make it to Helsinki
by 6 o'clock, will they?
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Do you want some of this?
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Come to get my money back on this.
I only needed the one.
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It expands a lot, doesn't it?
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I had to tunnel me way out
the front door with a teaspoon.
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- Did it get rid of rats?
- No.
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Spent the evening watching
"Race Around the World" with it.
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I quite like it.
I think I'll keep it.
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You can't keep the rat.
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They spread diseases
like Black Death and HIV positive.
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In that case, you need
this rat poison.
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Rat will eat it and will just go...
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5.99 plus VAT.
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Oh, I couldn't kill it.
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Not before the series finale.
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In that case, you need this.
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Human trap? What good is that?
I don't want to trap a human.
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Doesn't look big enough.
- Not human. It's humane.
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It doesn't kill the rat
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so you have to take it about
two miles away from your house,
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otherwise it finds its way back.
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What, has it got sat nav,
or something?
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I'll take it.
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♪ Ratata, rata-ta-ta-ta-ta. ♪
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Listen, Ratty,
I know you can hear me.
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I'm really sorry,
but you're going to have to leave.
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We can either do this
the easy way or the hard way.
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The easy way,
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you walk into this trap,
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eat the peanut butter,
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and then I take you two miles away.
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The hard way,
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you do not want to know about.
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Oh! Well done, Ratty!
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Aww.
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You've reached
the voicemail of...
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Lola Okinedo Akimbo.
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Please leave a message.
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Hiya, Lola. It's Mandy.
Ey, I've caught that rat.
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I have to take it two miles away,
though.
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So you couldn't give me a lift,
could you?
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Otherwise, I'll have to get the bus.
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Aww.
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I can't leave you in there.
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Come on.
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♪ Uh
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♪ Uh
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♪ This the kind of
This the kind of, this the kind of
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♪ This the kind of
This the kind of, this the kind of
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♪ This the kind of beat that go
ratata
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♪ Ratata, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
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♪ This the kind of beat that go
ratata
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♪ Ratata, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
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♪ This the kind of beat that go
ratata
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♪ Ratata, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. ♪
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Two miles away, please.
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You ain't got a rat in there,
have you?
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No.
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Good. I hate rats.
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Get off, you bloody pervert!
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Oh.
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God, me rat's gone.
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Not me rat. My keys!
I've lost my keys.
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Ah! It's a rat!
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- Where?
- Ah! Ah!
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Oh, my God, the driver's fainted!
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Stop it! Stop the bus!
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I don't know how!
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I haven't even done my theory yet.
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The brake. Press the brake!
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Which one's the brake?
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It's the pedal on the floor.
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Not that one!
That's the accelerator.
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The brake's the other one.
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Brake! Hit the brake!
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I can't! My rat's under this pedal.
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If I press the brake,
I'll kill the rat.
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If you don't, we'll all die.
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Yeah, but I don't know any of you
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and I've made friends with this rat.
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We watch "Race Around the World"
together.
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It looks like we've got company.
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Mandy!
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Mandy!
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Mandy!
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Lola!
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Open the door!
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Drive straight. Stay in this lane.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God!
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Ah!
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As soon as I got your call,
I knew you would need my help.
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Thank God you're here, Lola.
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Where is the rat?
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He's underneath the pedal.
That's why I can't slow down.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please remain calm.
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My name is Lola Okinedo Akimbo,
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and I am here to
deal with the situation.
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We will deal with the rat shortly.
- Who are you?
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Are you police or MI5?
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No. I'm a fully qualified
nail technician.
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Although I cannot operate
in the Channel Islands
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due to an ongoing court case.
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Don't worry about the rat, Lola.
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We've got bigger problems.
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- What is it?
- The bridge is down.
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What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?!
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There's no time to remove the rat.
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You'll have to speed up.
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Foot down hard on the accelerator,
Mandy.
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Floor it! Floor it, Mandy.
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Do you go to the big Asda?
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Not now!
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- You need the 276 for the big Asda.
- Oh.
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- Or you could take the number 19 and
then cross over on the bridge.
- Ah.
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Hold on!
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Faster!
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Hold on, everyone.
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Keep it steady.
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I can't look!
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Oh, God!
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Oh! Oh...
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Are you OK, Mandy?
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Yeah. I'm all right.
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Is everybody OK?
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We made it!
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Hooray!
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Lola, you're the best.
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Thank you.
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I was the one doing the driving.
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Keep your eye on the road, Mandy,
while I deal with this little one.
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Got him! You can stop now, Mandy.
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This must be two miles away.
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Let me take over the driving now.
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You're not coming, Lol?
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Someone has to get this baby
back to the depot.
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You're on your own now, Mandy.
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Good luck.
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Are you sure this is two miles away?
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Exactly two miles.
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Better let it go, then.
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You know, I never thought we'd
get one in these humane traps.
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Go. Come on, go, go, go.
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah
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♪ There's a rat in mi kitchen
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♪ What am I gonna do?
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♪ There's a rat in mi kitchen
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♪ What am I gonna do?
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♪ I'm gonna fix that rat
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♪ That's what I'm gonna do
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♪ I'm gonna fix that rat
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♪ When you open your mouth
you don't talk, you shout
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♪ And you give everybody the blame
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♪ When they catch you up
they will shut you up
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♪ And you got no-one to blame
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♪ There's a rat in mi kitchen
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♪ What am I gonna do?
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♪ There's a rat in mi kitchen
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♪ What am I gonna do?
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♪ I'm gonna fix that rat
That's what I'm gonna do... ♪
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