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♪ Oh, Mandy
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♪ Well, you came
and you gave without taking
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♪ But I sent you away
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♪ Oh, Mandy
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♪ Well, you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking
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♪ And I need you today
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♪ Oh, Mandy... ♪
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- You wanted to see me?
- Take a seat, Mandy.
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Mandy, how long have you been
working at the call centre now?
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Oh, quite a while now.
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About three hours?
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Three-and-a half maybe,
if you don't count lunch?
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Look, is this about me getting into
a fight with my supervisor?
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Because he started it.
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Said I wasn't allowed to smoke
if I'm on the phone.
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But I can't think of anything
to say if I'm not smoking.
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It's nothing to do with that.
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Mandy, do you know
what message always plays
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just before a call is answered?
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Er, "Your call is important to us,
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"but we're experiencing
unexpectedly high call volumes,
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"so please visit the website
instead,
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"because we don't want to hire
any more staff".
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No, after that.
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"Calls may be recorded for
training purposes."
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Oh, yeah, but, I mean,
you don't actually do that.
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I mean, who'd want to listen back
to all those calls?
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I do.
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You record it on cassettes still?
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It's much better audio quality
than digital.
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And once I've listened,
I can use it to make
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a mixtape for a friend.
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This is you at 10:15am today.
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But it's been six weeks
now, can't I just get a refund?
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You can take your fucking refund,
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shove it up your shit pipe, mate.
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He was chancing his arm! Scammer.
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I was saving the company money.
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This is you at 10:55am.
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No. No, you can't talk to
my manager, you fucking bell end.
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11:10am.
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You shit-for-brains wanker.
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Knob off, you dick.
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Refund? Get fucked!
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Oh, I'm not listening to this,
you knobhead.
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You're a fucking moron, mate.
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Go on, off you piss.
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What have you got to say
for yourself Mandy?
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Well, firstly,
can I say that I'm very touched
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and extremely honoured
that you've chosen tapes of me
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to use for training others.
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It's probably the first time
in my life I've been used as
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some sort of educational role model.
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Also, do I get some sort of bonus
for providing these training tapes?
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These are going to be used
for training purposes, Mandy.
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For training people what NOT to say.
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- Eh?!
- Mandy, you're fired.
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Effective immediately.
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I'm going to need your badge
and your gun.
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Sorry, I-I mean, I'm going to need
your headset and your key fob
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to the gender-neutral toilets.
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Aren't you meant to give me
two weeks notice or something?
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Oh, no, Mandy. No, you've brought
the call centre into disrepute,
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so I can fire you immediately
without notice, or payment,
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or HR sticking their
nervous little beaks in.
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I'd ring up and complain,
but I know I'd never get through!
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Goodbye, Mandy.
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Not paying me?
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All right. I'm takin' this, then.
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Windows 95.
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That's exciting.
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Come on.
Why's it not doing anything?
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Mandy! What are you doing here?
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- Shouldn't you be at the call centre?
- Got let go.
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They have to make hard choices
in the ever-worsening
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global economic situation.
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They always start with
the little people, don't they?
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Did they give you
any sort of pay-out?
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No. I got a computer out of it.
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But it just sits there,
not doing anything.
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I mean, I can do that myself.
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Have you connected it
to the internet?
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- The what?
- The internet.
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The information super motorway?
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The W-W-W-W-W-dot?
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The wide, wide world web?
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With it, you can do all sorts
of things with a computer.
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You can watch old TV clips,
rate plumbers,
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say if people are hot or not.
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Ha! The world is your Oyster card.
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How do I do that?
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You need to get band-broad.
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The faster, the better.
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Sounds complicated.
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Other people seem to manage it.
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You just call
the band-broad people.
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All right. I'll see what I can do.
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- I'm off now, Lola. See you later.
- Thank you, my dear.
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- God bless you.
- Thank you.
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Eh-heh.
- Who were that?
- Suzy.
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I've rented the flat upstairs
to her on Airbnb.
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That's another thing
you can do on the internet.
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Poor girl and her new baby.
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Nowhere else would take her.
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So, now I can charge her
a fortune for her rent.
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Can you believe it, Mandy?
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I have reinvented myself
into a mum landlord!
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Don't you need certificates
to rent a place out?
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Get all your electrics checked
by the council, or summat?
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No, you don't need to bother
with anything like that.
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Not on the internet.
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There are no rules on the net.
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I've just kitted out
the place out with a few things
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that I bought from eBay.
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Very cheap.
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I'm sure they're all in very
good condition.
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Hello? How can I help?
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Erm, hello.
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Er, I'd like to sign up for
your band-broad, please.
- OK.
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Let me just see if there are any
packages available in your area.
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If you could give me
your postcode, and then...
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Hang, on is that you from
the call centre?
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Is... Is that Mandy Carter?
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- Oh! I'm not dealing with that prick.
- Not dealing with that fucking idiot.
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See what I can do.
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The Smiths?
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That's them from next door.
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Let's put my old password in.
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"Password."
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All right, let's try "password"...
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..but the O is a zero.
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Oh, fuck me! They are crafty.
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What they trying to hide?
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Excuse me? Mr. Smith?
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What's the name of your dog?
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- Bobby!
- Thank you.
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B-O-B-B-Y.
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Oh, fuck me! They are devious.
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What about "Bobby"...
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..but, again, the O is a zero?
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Yes! We're in!
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Now, to take a drive down
the information hyper-subway.
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Bonanza.
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Yes...
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He's generating speed
with his back legs,
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and his balance is good!
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You're not getting any younger,
are you?
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Kim and Khloe take India.
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Was I meant to be a princess,
or what?!
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Pavements remain very dangerous.
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It's a glimpse into
the centre of the Earth.
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Realising it's not worth the risk...
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But behind the public facade
of Royal duty
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was a hidden secret life
of marital betrayal.
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What do all these people
have in common?
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Well, all of them hide
a dark and cold secret
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just beneath their artificial skin.
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Four teenagers
and a 12-year-old...
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I don't know what I'm seeing here,
but it's just insane.
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Covid-19 strain...
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- Get the BLEEP outta here!
- I will go!
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She's a human!
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Is it any wonder people are
afraid of technology?
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Only Kim K can make construction
materials look cool...
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Mandy! Are you OK?
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You look very pale.
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Went down a wormhole
last night, Lola.
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You're thin, Mandy,
but I didn't think you could fit
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down a worm's hole.
- An internet wormhole!
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I spent all night on social media,
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comparing myself to Kim Kardashians.
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Now I feel worthless about
me body image.
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I blame the internet.
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I now have very low self-esteem.
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I didn't even know what
self-esteem was until yesterday -
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I had to google it.
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You can't go comparing yourself
to Kim Kardashian, Mandy.
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It doesn't make sense.
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You'll never be as good as her.
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No. No, I'll never be
as good as her,
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with her dream life all built
on hard work and talent.
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But I can try
and look more like her.
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I'm going to get
plastic surgery, Lole.
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It's the only thing
that might make me feel any better.
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I'm going to get bum implants.
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Implants?! Ah!
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They can be very expensive, Mandy.
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Especially if you get
both bum cheeks done.
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Well, I won't walk around with one
fat cheek and one thin one, am I?
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What'll that do for me
low self-esteem?
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A good implant can cost £20,000.
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Even I would charge 10,000.
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And that is mate's rates.
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And cutting corners.
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There must be a cheaper way.
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Er, 'scuse me?
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I-Is this 117 B-Back...
- Yes, that's it.
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So, do you want shish or doner?
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Or we have very nice chicken?
Very nice.
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Oh, no..no, I'm not here to eat.
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I thought this was
a plastic surgery clinic?
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I'm here for bum implants.
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- Yes! You must be Mandy.
- Yeah.
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Ah, yes, we have been expecting you.
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Let me give these a quick clean
before the procedure, OK?
- Yeah.
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Come through. Come, Mandy,
come, come, come.
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Oh! Hold on.
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Help?
- No.
- OK.
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This way.
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So... how big you want bum?
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The bigger, the better, really.
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Erm, at least as big as
Kim Kardashian's, if not bigger.
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- You like Kim Kardash?
- Yeah.
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You know she has all her
work done here?
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- Really? Kim came here?
- Yes!
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We have her photo here, look.
Look, look.
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- What else did she have done?
- Everything.
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She had everything done.
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Her tits, bum, er, teeth,
lips, everything.
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Maybe I'll get me lips done,
as well.
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We do the bum first,
then I'll throw in the lips. OK?
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Done. Any garlic sauce with that?
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- What?
- Ah, sorry.
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Habit.
- Oh.
- OK.
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Sit down. OK?
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Lie back.
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Relax.
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You are in the hands of
a professional.
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The other...
- Oh, yeah.
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This is the bum.
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♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard
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♪ And they're like, it's better
than yours
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♪ Damn right, it's better than yours
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♪ I could teach you
but I'd have to charge
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♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard
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♪ And they're like, it's better
than yours
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♪ Damn right, it's better than yours
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♪ I could teach you
but I'd have to charge
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♪ I know you want it
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♪ The thing that makes me
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♪ What the guys go crazy for... ♪
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Mandy! You are back!
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How was Istanbul?
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It is filled with history there,
isn't it?
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So romantic.
- Romantic?
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It were mainly men spitting.
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But the good news is,
I got me arse done.
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What do you think?
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Take that, Kim Kardashian!
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Got me lips done, too.
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Two-for-one - get one lip done,
get the other lip free.
252
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Er... It looks a little bit sore.
253
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Said they'd settle down after
a couple of months.
254
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,800
Well, let me take a closer look
at this famous bum.
255
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Whoa! It is big.
256
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,080
Very big!
257
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,160
Is it getting bigger?
258
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,240
No! This is as big
as they said it could be,
259
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,880
otherwise it'd rupture and
I'd never be able to sit down again.
260
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,000
Imagine having to spend your
whole life standing up.
261
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,920
It'd be like being a Beefeater,
or summat.
262
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,840
No, it's definitely getting bigger.
263
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840
The bigger, the better, eh, Lole?
264
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,160
Er, I don't think that is true,
Mandy.
265
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,560
Look, go and lay down.
266
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,400
I want to inspect your bum implants.
267
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,880
Ah. Mandy?
268
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,880
What did they use in the implant?
Silicone or saline?
269
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,440
Oh, nothing like that.
270
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,000
- What, then?
- Fat.
271
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,440
- What?!
- Lamb fat, from the kebab meat.
272
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They keep a load of it in
old ice-cream tubs.
273
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,600
That is not very hygienic, Mandy!
274
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,840
It's like something out of
Gordon Ramsay's 'Nightmare Kitchens'.
275
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,400
I said no at first,
cos I'm trying to be vegetarian,
276
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,920
but they said it wasn't like
I was eating the stuff,
277
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and that it was natural,
unlike these man-made implants.
278
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,960
Mandy, there is definitely
something wrong with your bum.
279
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,960
I think there's an infection.
280
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,320
But what I can do for you,
Mandy, for a small fee,
281
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,800
because we are best friends,
is to drain the abscess with
282
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,720
a hot needle and take away
the infection.
283
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,120
Get the pus out.
284
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,240
Would you like me to do that
for you, Mandy?
- Yes, please, Lola!
285
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,440
OK.
286
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,600
Let me just go and get one of the
needles I use for the ear-piercing.
287
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,120
This might hurt a little bit.
288
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,080
Ah. I haven't done it yet!
289
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,200
That wasn't me!
290
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,800
Help!
291
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,160
It's coming from outside!
292
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,560
Fire!
293
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,960
Help! Fire!
294
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,160
- What happened?!
- The lamp caught on fire!
295
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,880
The smoke-detector didn't go off!
296
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,560
- Smoke-detector?
What smoke-detector?
- Please!
297
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,200
Save my baby, please!
298
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,720
I'm not a very good catch!
299
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,040
They used to call me
Butterfingers at school!
300
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,440
Which is a form of microaggression.
- Please!
301
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,160
Don't worry!
I know exactly what to do.
302
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,560
Suzy!
303
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,400
Throw your baby onto my arse!
304
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,160
It will have a very gentle landing.
305
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,240
It's stuffed with rancid lamb fat.
306
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,000
Do it, Suzy!
307
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
It might be your only hope!
308
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,600
Don't worry, I won't charge you
for the damage in the flat.
309
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,240
Do it!
310
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240
Wait!
311
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,880
If we're going to do it,
at least let us get it on camera.
312
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:42,240
We can monetize this
any way it goes.
313
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,400
Come on, Suzy!
- Do it, Suzy!
314
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,680
Do it, Suzy!
315
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,160
Do it!
- Ah!
316
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,360
Oh! Got you!
317
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,080
Well done, Mandy!
318
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,800
Although it's disgusting,
319
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,800
your bum has saved
a little girl's life.
320
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,240
And that's done wonders
for my self-esteem!
321
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,680
And look! The video has
already gone viral!
322
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,160
I've broken the internet!
I'm bigger than Kim!
323
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,400
- Me next!
- No!
324
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,440
Agh!
325
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,520
♪ Look at that booty
Show me the booty
326
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,360
♪ Gimme the booty, I want the booty
327
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,120
♪ Back up the booty
I need the booty
328
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,480
♪ I like the booty
Oh, what a booty
329
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,320
♪ Shakin' that booty
I saw the booty
330
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,160
♪ I want the booty
Lord, what a booty
331
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,600
♪ Bring on the booty
Give up the booty
332
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,680
♪ Lovin' the booty, round booty
333
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,520
♪ Down for the booty
I want the booty
334
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,800
♪ Huntin' the booty
Chasin' the booty
335
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,680
♪ Casin' the booty
Gettin' the booty
336
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,880
♪ Beautiful booty, smokin' booty
337
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,360
♪ Talk to the booty, more booty
338
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,080
♪ Fine booty... ♪
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