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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,844 --> 00:00:03,814 [man breathing deeply] 2 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:07,451 (woman) KEEP BREATHING. 3 00:00:07,484 --> 00:00:09,620 NICE AND SLOW. 4 00:00:11,522 --> 00:00:13,357 NOW, THE FIRST COUPLE OF SHOTS 5 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:14,691 WILL SHOW YOU IF THE SIGHTS ARE OFF 6 00:00:14,725 --> 00:00:16,127 OR THE BARREL'S BENT. 7 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,394 LET ME MAKE THIS REAL EASY FOR YOU. 8 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:19,796 THE SIGHTS ARE OFF AND THE BARREL'S BENT. 9 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:21,165 [chuckles] 10 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:23,834 [clacking of rifle] 11 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:26,470 MM, YOU'RE OFF TO THE LEFT ABOUT AN INCH. 12 00:00:26,503 --> 00:00:29,406 THAT'S IT. SHOOT AROUND THE STAR. 13 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,641 NOT AT IT. 14 00:00:30,674 --> 00:00:32,809 [clacking] 15 00:00:32,843 --> 00:00:35,146 YES! YEAH! YOU DID IT! 16 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:36,147 [laughs] 17 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:38,515 I DIDN'T. 18 00:00:38,549 --> 00:00:40,651 YOU JUST WON YOUR GIRLFRIEND A TEDDY BEAR. 19 00:00:40,684 --> 00:00:44,221 COOL. HEY, WHICH ONE YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE BEST? 20 00:00:47,191 --> 00:00:50,127 AND THEN THURSDAY NIGHT, THIS PHYSICIST 21 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:52,129 IS GIVING A LECTURE IN BROOKLYN. 22 00:00:52,163 --> 00:00:55,199 IT'S ABOUT TIME TRAVEL AND THE GRANDFATHER PARADOX. 23 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:56,567 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE BUSY... 24 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,570 OKAY, HENRY. HENRY...UM... 25 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:01,305 CAN WE TALK FOR A SECOND? 26 00:01:01,338 --> 00:01:02,573 YEAH. 27 00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:03,874 I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT WE'VE BEEN 28 00:01:03,907 --> 00:01:05,209 HANGING OUT SO MUCH. 29 00:01:05,242 --> 00:01:07,544 YEAH, I-- I LIKE YOU TOO. HEH. 30 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:10,147 CAN YOU PUT DOWN THE BEAR? 31 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:13,550 [indistinct carnival barker] 32 00:01:13,584 --> 00:01:16,920 HENRY... 33 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,122 WHAT? 34 00:01:22,726 --> 00:01:24,228 I CAN'T. 35 00:01:24,261 --> 00:01:26,230 I KNOW. 36 00:01:26,263 --> 00:01:28,332 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 37 00:01:28,365 --> 00:01:29,600 IT'S JUST... 38 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:31,202 SHE NEVER SEEMS... 39 00:01:31,235 --> 00:01:34,771 TO WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU. 40 00:01:34,805 --> 00:01:37,374 ARE YOU CRYING? 41 00:01:37,408 --> 00:01:38,675 NO, I HAVE ALLERGIES. 42 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:40,577 I MUST JUST BE, LIKE, TEARING UP. 43 00:01:40,611 --> 00:01:42,846 HENRY, I THINK THAT'S BLOOD. 44 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:45,449 WHAT? I--IT... 45 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,883 [mutters] OH! 46 00:01:49,453 --> 00:01:52,423 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 47 00:01:52,456 --> 00:02:00,531 * 48 00:02:22,753 --> 00:02:25,722 35-YEAR-OLD MALE CRIES BLOOD, 49 00:02:25,756 --> 00:02:27,724 AND HE'S NOT VAMPIRE BILL. 50 00:02:27,758 --> 00:02:28,959 GO! 51 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,861 SHOULD WE ASK? 52 00:02:30,894 --> 00:02:32,596 NOPE! 53 00:02:32,629 --> 00:02:33,730 WHAT, HER? 54 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:35,732 (House) YEAH, MY FAVORITE 55 00:02:35,766 --> 00:02:39,570 COMPANION IS RETIRING FROM "COMPANNING." 56 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:41,572 SO I'M INTERVIEWING REPLACEMENTS. 57 00:02:41,605 --> 00:02:43,840 THANK YOU... 58 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:45,309 BUTTERSCOTCH. 59 00:02:45,342 --> 00:02:46,743 IS THAT A FAMILY NAME? 60 00:02:46,777 --> 00:02:49,646 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE USING THE OFFICE FOR SEX GAMES? 61 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,582 JUST SO I CAN PLAN MY DAY. 62 00:02:51,615 --> 00:02:52,949 SEX AND WORK? 63 00:02:52,983 --> 00:02:54,518 I'M NOT A SAVAGE. 64 00:02:57,621 --> 00:02:58,989 I ASKED FOR A CAPPUCCINO. 65 00:02:59,022 --> 00:03:00,491 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. 66 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:02,926 NO, A CAPPUCCINO'S GOT A NICE, STIFF FOAM ON IT. 67 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,027 THIS IS WETTER THAN... 68 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:07,931 OH... ALMOST SLIPPED THERE. 69 00:03:07,964 --> 00:03:09,300 WELL, THANK YOU, 70 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,066 MS. SCOTCH, 71 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,835 BUT POOR FOAMING'S A DEAL BREAKER. 72 00:03:11,868 --> 00:03:14,305 COULD YOU ASK THE NEXT CANDIDATE TO COME IN? 73 00:03:14,338 --> 00:03:16,473 INITIAL EXAM SHOWED NO SIGN OF TRAUMA 74 00:03:16,507 --> 00:03:18,442 OR SUBCONJUNCTIVAL HEMORRHAGE. 75 00:03:18,475 --> 00:03:19,843 LYMPHOCYTOSIS? 76 00:03:19,876 --> 00:03:21,378 ALC'S IN NORMAL RANGE, 77 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:22,813 BUT IT'S IN THE HIGH END OF NORMAL. 78 00:03:22,846 --> 00:03:24,448 TAKE A SEAT, FAWN. 79 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:28,385 AND TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE WOODY ALLEN MOVIE? 80 00:03:31,455 --> 00:03:32,523 ANNIE HALL. 81 00:03:32,556 --> 00:03:33,357 YOU'RE INTERVIEWING HOOKERS 82 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:35,392 BUT NOT GONNA TALK TO THEM ABOUT SEX? 83 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:36,393 SEX IS A GIVEN. 84 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:37,561 THEY'RE HOOKERS. 85 00:03:37,594 --> 00:03:39,296 DEFEND YOUR CHOICE. 86 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:40,997 IT'S THE MOST POPULAR. 87 00:03:41,031 --> 00:03:43,500 OHH...THAT'S SO CLOSE. 88 00:03:43,534 --> 00:03:45,502 WE WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "DIANE KEATON LOOKS GREAT 89 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:48,071 IN SUITS," OR, "IT'S A TRENCHANT COMMENTARY 90 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,507 ON TODAY'S MORES," OR, "I NEEDED THE EGGS." 91 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:53,344 THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST. 92 00:03:53,377 --> 00:03:55,579 TO GET THE GIG, CALL GIRL-- 93 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:57,414 SORRY, CALL WOMAN-- 94 00:03:57,448 --> 00:04:01,585 NEEDS A COMBINATION OF SKILLS THAT I FIND USEFUL/ENTERTAINING 95 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:04,488 FOR THE REMAINING 57 MINUTES OF THE HOUR I PAID FOR. 96 00:04:04,521 --> 00:04:06,590 LYMPHOCYTOSIS WORKS. 97 00:04:06,623 --> 00:04:08,725 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE BLOOD. 98 00:04:08,759 --> 00:04:11,094 COULD ALSO BE CAVERNOUS SINUS THROMBOSIS. 99 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,063 CLOT BUILDS UP PRESSURE AT THE BASE OF THE BRAIN. 100 00:04:13,096 --> 00:04:14,498 RERUN THE PATIENT'S BLOOD PANEL 101 00:04:14,531 --> 00:04:16,099 AND GET A CT VENOGRAM OF HIS HEAD. 102 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:20,337 LET'S SEE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RIGHT. 103 00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:23,507 HOW ARE YOU WITH SMALL APPLIANCE REPAIR? 104 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:26,042 (Molly) UH, THIS CAVERNOUS SINUS THING, 105 00:04:26,076 --> 00:04:27,544 IS IT DANGEROUS? 106 00:04:27,578 --> 00:04:28,612 IF HENRY'S GOT IT, 107 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:29,813 WE CAN TREAT IT WITH A COMBO 108 00:04:29,846 --> 00:04:31,582 OF DRUGS AND SURGERY. 109 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:34,050 SUCCESS RATE IS OVER 70%. 110 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:35,752 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL AMY AGAIN? 111 00:04:35,786 --> 00:04:38,422 NO, IT'S FINE. 112 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:40,624 AMY'S HIS GIRLFRIEND. 113 00:04:40,657 --> 00:04:42,593 I'M THE NEIGHBOR. 114 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:44,628 I DID LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THEIR NUMBER. 115 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,062 (Adams) DO YOU WANNA TRY HER CELL? 116 00:04:46,096 --> 00:04:48,599 BE HERE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS AT LEAST. 117 00:04:48,632 --> 00:04:50,434 OH, SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. SHE WORRIES ABOUT RADIATION. 118 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:52,403 I COULD STOP BY ON MY WAY HOME. 119 00:04:52,436 --> 00:04:54,371 SHE KNOWS WHO I AM, RIGHT? 120 00:04:54,405 --> 00:04:56,907 (Henry) YOU DON'T NEED TO, BUT THANKS. 121 00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:00,010 GOOD LUCK. 122 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:01,445 OKAY. 123 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,583 (Park) HAVE YOU EVER PAID FOR SEX? 124 00:05:06,617 --> 00:05:08,652 EVERY GUY WHO'S EVER SEEN A MERCHANT IVORY MOVIE 125 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,053 HAS PAID FOR SEX. 126 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:12,055 NO. 127 00:05:12,088 --> 00:05:14,090 IT JUST... 128 00:05:14,124 --> 00:05:16,493 SEEMS TOO DEMEANING TO WOMEN. 129 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:18,028 GIVEN THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE TO WOMEN, 130 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:20,831 THAT SEEMS ARBITRARY. 131 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:22,533 YOU'RE CHI PARK, RIGHT? 132 00:05:22,566 --> 00:05:24,435 WHO'S ASKING? 133 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:26,437 UH, YOU CALLED ABOUT MY GUITAR FLYER. 134 00:05:26,470 --> 00:05:28,539 YOU'RE MICAH. THIS GUY'S SELLING 135 00:05:28,572 --> 00:05:31,742 A 1974 GIBSON SG STANDARD IN TOBACCO 136 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:32,876 FOR $1,250. 137 00:05:32,909 --> 00:05:34,077 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I CAME IN TO TELL YOU 138 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,446 I ALREADY SOLD IT. 139 00:05:35,479 --> 00:05:36,547 SORRY. 140 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:37,848 OH, UM... 141 00:05:37,881 --> 00:05:39,416 THANKS ANYWAY. 142 00:05:45,155 --> 00:05:47,424 BLOOD PANEL RESULTS SEEM PRETTY MUCH THE SAME 143 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,526 AS BEFORE, AND THAT GUY LIKES YOU. 144 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,595 MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK FOR DIABETES. 145 00:05:51,628 --> 00:05:53,129 COULD WEAKEN CONJUNCTIVAL VESSELS. 146 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:54,030 AND SHUT UP. 147 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:57,400 IF I'M WRONG, THEN WHY IS HE COMING BACK? 148 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:00,604 MY BAND IS REHEARSING TOMORROW NIGHT. 149 00:06:00,637 --> 00:06:02,606 YOU SHOULD COME BY AND JAM WITH US. 150 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,108 THAT...SOUNDS FUN. 151 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:07,177 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 152 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:09,513 GREAT. CALL ME. 153 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:13,717 [singsong] PARK HAS A BOYFRIEND. 154 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,519 I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE. 155 00:06:22,893 --> 00:06:24,995 THIS IS THE TALENT PORTION OF THE INTERVIEW. 156 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:26,029 OKAY. 157 00:06:26,062 --> 00:06:27,764 YOU LIKE CARDS. 158 00:06:27,798 --> 00:06:29,766 BUT YOU CAN JUGGLE. 159 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,602 I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS WOULD BE OF BENEFIT TO YOU. 160 00:06:31,635 --> 00:06:33,203 WHAT IF I'M BUSY? 161 00:06:33,236 --> 00:06:34,505 HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE? 162 00:06:34,538 --> 00:06:36,139 SURE. 163 00:06:40,544 --> 00:06:43,480 CT SHOWED NO CLOTS OR MALFORMATIONS. 164 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:46,650 PARK AND TAUB RULED OUT LYMPHOCYTOSIS AND DIABETES. 165 00:06:46,683 --> 00:06:48,552 WELL, SINCE YOU HAVE NOTHING OF RELEVANCE 166 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:50,887 TO REPORT, I ASSUME THAT YOU'RE HERE 167 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:52,923 TO TOSS YOUR PANTIES IN THE RING. 168 00:06:52,956 --> 00:06:54,190 PATIENT'S GOT A MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND 169 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:55,526 HE REALLY WANTS TO SEE. 170 00:06:55,559 --> 00:06:57,594 SHE'S UNREACHABLE BY PHONE, 171 00:06:57,628 --> 00:06:58,729 AND THE NEIGHBOR'S NEVER EVEN SEEN HER. 172 00:06:58,762 --> 00:07:00,130 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 173 00:07:00,163 --> 00:07:02,499 HE'S GAY. 174 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:04,768 I THINK HE'S A JUNKIE. 175 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:06,236 THE GIRLFRIEND IS A FIX. 176 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,238 THE GUY'S INHALING GLUE. 177 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:09,940 CAN YOU REPAIR A BLENDER? 178 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,875 CAN YOU BITE ME? 179 00:07:11,908 --> 00:07:13,577 GO SEARCH THE PATIENT'S HOME. 180 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,682 WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES. 181 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:21,585 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF VERY TALENTED CANDIDATES. 182 00:07:21,618 --> 00:07:23,587 GOT A TOUGH DECISION THE NEXT FEW DAYS. 183 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:26,557 THIS IS THE PART I HATE. 184 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:44,908 WELL...THIS IS NOT EXACTLY A CRACK DEN. 185 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:47,944 DOESN'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE A WOMAN LIVES HERE, EITHER. 186 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:51,615 "TO AMY. 187 00:07:51,648 --> 00:07:53,817 I LOVE YOU." 188 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:55,752 OKAY. SHE EXISTS. 189 00:07:55,786 --> 00:07:59,322 DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT A DRUG ADDICT. 190 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,792 IT'S GOOD YOU'RE PLAYING IT COOL WITH HOUSE. 191 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:03,259 ONCE HE GETS A RISE OUT OF SOMEONE... 192 00:08:03,293 --> 00:08:04,895 YEAH, I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE WHOLE HOOKER THING, 193 00:08:04,928 --> 00:08:05,929 BUT I GET IT. 194 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:07,263 OTHER THAN THE FACT 195 00:08:07,297 --> 00:08:09,265 THAT IT'S EXPLOITATIVE AND DANGEROUS FOR WOMEN, 196 00:08:09,299 --> 00:08:12,268 YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED WITHOUT ANY OF THE EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE. 197 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:15,071 YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYONE, I TAKE IT. 198 00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:17,240 I'VE BEEN VOLUNTEERING AT THE TRENTON FREE CLINIC. 199 00:08:17,273 --> 00:08:18,675 KEEPS ME BUSY. 200 00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:21,812 YOU VOLUNTEER EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY WEEKEND? 201 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,313 NO TIME TO GRAB DINNER? 202 00:08:23,346 --> 00:08:24,347 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT-- 203 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,216 MAKING SMALL TALK OVER RAVIOLI 204 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:28,919 OR HELPING PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS FORTUNATE? 205 00:08:28,952 --> 00:08:29,920 WITH THAT RATIONALE, 206 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:31,187 NONE OF US SHOULD EVER EAT AGAIN. 207 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:34,224 LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. 208 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:39,262 OH, GOD... 209 00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:41,598 I DON'T THINK SHE'S BREATHING. 210 00:08:41,632 --> 00:08:44,167 DO YOU THINK SHE OD'D? 211 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,669 THAT OR HE KILLED HER. 212 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:46,770 PULSE? 213 00:08:50,641 --> 00:08:51,608 NO. 214 00:08:51,642 --> 00:08:52,809 I'LL CALL THE CORONER. 215 00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:55,145 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA BE NECESSARY. 216 00:08:55,178 --> 00:08:58,148 [jazzy piano music] 217 00:08:58,181 --> 00:09:00,383 THIS ONE WORKS IN FINANCIAL DISTRICT. 218 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,619 SHE CAN GET TIPS, GIVE YOU LEG UP IN MARKET. 219 00:09:04,054 --> 00:09:05,756 WHAT IS "FUDGEY GONZALEZ"? 220 00:09:05,789 --> 00:09:09,926 UH, IMAGINE A "VANILLA GONZALEZ," 221 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,028 BUT FROM THE OTHER SIDE. 222 00:09:12,062 --> 00:09:13,163 [cell phone rings] 223 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:14,197 [laughs] 224 00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:18,301 [ringing continues] 225 00:09:19,703 --> 00:09:21,404 I'M ABOUT TO MAKE A DECISION, 226 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,940 BUT THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU TO SNEAK UNDER THE WIRE. 227 00:09:23,974 --> 00:09:25,241 MY FAVORITE WOODY ALLEN MOVIE 228 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,409 IS MELINDA AND MELINDA. 229 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:29,379 OUR PATIENT IS NOT A JUNKIE, 230 00:09:29,412 --> 00:09:32,282 BUT HE DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 231 00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:42,325 I CALL HER MY "GIRLFRIEND" BECAUSE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT. 232 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:43,093 IF I EXPLAINED IT, 233 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:45,028 THEY'D JUST THINK I WAS A WEIRDO. 234 00:09:45,061 --> 00:09:48,331 WE'RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYONE'S FETISH. 235 00:09:48,364 --> 00:09:49,332 I'M NOT A PERVERT. 236 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:51,668 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MORE ATTRACTED 237 00:09:51,702 --> 00:09:53,336 TO DOLLS THAN HUMANS. 238 00:09:53,369 --> 00:09:55,338 SO YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER? 239 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,341 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THAT. 240 00:09:58,374 --> 00:10:02,078 DOES THE DOLL TALK TO YOU? 241 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:04,347 I KNOW SHE'S NOT A REAL PERSON. 242 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:07,050 IN A LOT OF WAYS, SHE'S BETTER THAN A PERSON. 243 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,385 I CAN TELL HER THINGS, AND SHE WON'T 244 00:10:09,419 --> 00:10:11,888 ARGUE WITH ME OR MAKE FUN OF ME. 245 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,289 I COME HOME EVERY NIGHT, 246 00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:15,325 AND I KNOW SHE'LL BE THERE WAITING. 247 00:10:15,358 --> 00:10:17,060 SO IS YOUR TOASTER. 248 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,364 NO ONE IN THE WORLD HAS AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT 249 00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:23,299 TO A TOASTER. 250 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:26,302 BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO SPEND $7,000 251 00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,438 ON WOMEN LIKE AMY. 252 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,774 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED AN ACTUAL-- 253 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:32,408 YEAH, I'M 35. 254 00:10:32,442 --> 00:10:36,279 I'VE BEEN IN RELATIONSHIPS. JUST NONE OF THEM FULFILLED ME. 255 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:38,148 AND ONE DAY, I SAW THIS WEBSITE, 256 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:42,318 AND...MAYBE THE PERFECT WOMAN'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, 257 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:45,956 BUT IT'S NOT WORTH GOING THROUGH 258 00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:48,992 WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO FIND HER. 259 00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:51,728 AMY MAKES ME HAPPY. 260 00:10:53,897 --> 00:10:54,865 (Chase) YOU'RE SWELLING. 261 00:10:54,898 --> 00:10:56,800 IT'S SORT OF HOT IN HERE. 262 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,335 NOT THAT HOT. 263 00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:02,338 BLEEDING PLUS TWO MORE SYMPTOMS: 264 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:03,907 FEVER AND NEUROLOGICAL. 265 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:05,375 I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT LAST ONE. 266 00:11:05,408 --> 00:11:07,878 I THINK HE'S JUST...WEIRD. 267 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:09,112 HE WASN'T HALLUCINATING. 268 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,881 HE DIDN'T HAVE A THOUGHT DISORDER. 269 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:12,382 AND YOU DON'T THINK IT'S "DISORDERED" TO TALK TO-- 270 00:11:12,415 --> 00:11:13,249 IT'S NOT ALL THAT DIFFERENT 271 00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:16,086 FROM TALKING TO YOUR CAT OR A TEDDY BEAR. 272 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:18,922 YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CAT OR TEDDY BEAR. 273 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,490 IF YOU DID, 274 00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:23,226 YOU'D PROBABLY TALK TO THEM MORE. 275 00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:25,495 GUY LOVES AN IMAGINARY BEING 276 00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:27,363 WHO'S NEVER GOING TO RESPOND TO HIM. 277 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:30,366 HE'S NO CRAZIER THAN MILLIONS OF CHURCHGOERS. 278 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,104 YOU THINK ANYTHING OFF ABOUT ANY PATIENT IS A SYMPTOM. 279 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,438 THIS GUY BUYS FLOWERS. 280 00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:38,374 REAL FLOWERS FOR A PIECE OF PLASTIC IN A DRESS. 281 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:40,543 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY CRAZY? 282 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,213 LIVING WITH A HUMAN BEING. 283 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:45,515 SOMEONE WITH OPINIONS AND FEELINGS. 284 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,984 GETS MAD JUST 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO TAKE SALSA CLASSES 285 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,419 WITH THEM ONE NIGHT A WEEK. 286 00:11:49,452 --> 00:11:50,520 ONE NIGHT. 287 00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:52,555 HE'S JUST RUNNING AWAY. 288 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:53,356 HE HANGS OUT WITH A DOLL, 289 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,892 HE NEVER NEEDS TO FEAR REJECTION. 290 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:56,993 IT'S SAD. 291 00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:58,795 YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE IRONY HERE? 292 00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,563 EVERY PERSON IN THIS ROOM HAS A SEX DOLL. 293 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,032 AT LEAST THE PATIENT HAS THE STONES 294 00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:04,000 TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT. 295 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,101 [mockingly] OOH, A METAPHOR. 296 00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:06,469 WHAT YOU DIDN'T FORESEE IS THAT 297 00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:07,971 IS THAT I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A SEX DOLL. 298 00:12:08,004 --> 00:12:09,172 YOUR DOLL IS YOUR KIDS. 299 00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:11,107 YOURS IS YOUR PARENTS, 300 00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:12,108 YOURS IS YOUR CHARITY. 301 00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:14,444 ALL EXCUSES FOR NOT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP. 302 00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:16,279 HE'S NOT WRONG. 303 00:12:16,312 --> 00:12:17,480 AND YOU-- 304 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,015 I HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX WITH RANDOM STRANGERS. 305 00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:20,050 THANKS FOR THE INSIGHT, 306 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,451 BUT I STOPPED THAT MONTHS AGO. 307 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:22,452 I ACTUALLY HAD A RELATIONSHIP. 308 00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,354 WITH A PATIENT. 309 00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:27,057 YOU JUST DATE WHOEVER HAPPENS TO CROSS YOUR PATH. 310 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:29,525 MY DATING IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY DATING? 311 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,027 YOU DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON. 312 00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:32,495 YOU JUST SHACK UP WITH WHOEVER'S IN THE ROOM, 313 00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:34,597 AND THEN YOU GET SURPRISED AND/OR DIVORCED 314 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,598 WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK OUT. 315 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,201 I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ADAMS OUT YET. 316 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:41,071 [clears throat] 317 00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:43,506 UH, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 318 00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:45,075 I'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT. 319 00:12:45,108 --> 00:12:46,509 I'LL BE JAMMING WITH A CUTE GUY AND HIS BAND. 320 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:47,844 YOU'LL BAIL. (Taub) HE'S RIGHT. 321 00:12:47,878 --> 00:12:49,279 THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS FOR ME TO 322 00:12:49,312 --> 00:12:50,213 HAND MY KIDS OVER TO YOUR PARENTS. 323 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,282 CAN WE STOP TRYING TO ARGUE THE PREMISE 324 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,950 AND MOVE ONTO FIGURING OUT WHY IT IS 325 00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:55,551 THAT YOU'RE ALL SOCIAL MORONS? 326 00:12:55,585 --> 00:12:57,553 YOU DO UNDERSTAND THE IRONY HERE. 327 00:12:57,587 --> 00:13:00,256 YOU MOCKING US FOR AVOIDING RELATIONSHIPS, 328 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,392 BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE LOSING YOUR "DOLL." 329 00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:04,094 YOUR SPENDING ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY 330 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:07,230 INTERVIEWING FOR A NEW ONE. 331 00:13:08,464 --> 00:13:11,868 YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT IS STUPID. 332 00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:16,539 WHAT ABOUT THE PATIENT? 333 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,441 DUDE'S BANGING A SEX DOLL. 334 00:13:18,474 --> 00:13:22,278 A FESTERING CESSPOOL OF BODILY FLUIDS AND ASSOCIATED BACTERIA. 335 00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:24,180 SWAB HER OUT AND FIND OUT WHICH ONE. 336 00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,251 I NEED YOU. 337 00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:30,086 PLEASE DON'T QUIT. 338 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,256 YOU'RE THE ONLY HOOKER I KNOW WHO CAN TUNE A PIANO. 339 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:34,624 IF IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY, 340 00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:37,493 THEN I CAN UP YOU TO THREE NIGHTS A WEEK. 341 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:41,264 I'M GETTING MARRIED, HOUSE. 342 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,199 HIS NAME'S HARRIS. 343 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,901 HE'S A CERTIFIED ACCOUNTANT, 344 00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:46,569 HE'S LOVES SCHLOCKY HORROR MOVIES, 345 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:48,304 AND HE JUST MOVED IN. 346 00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:50,306 WE'RE VERY HAPPY. 347 00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,510 WELL, YOU'RE HAPPY? 348 00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:56,446 YEAH, YOU'RE HAPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW 349 00:13:56,479 --> 00:13:57,914 ABOUT YOUR EMPLOYMENT HISTORY. 350 00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,082 HE KNOWS. 351 00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:00,583 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT, 352 00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,152 AND HE ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I AM. 353 00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:05,288 NO. HE... 354 00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:06,589 IF HE ACCEPTED WHO YOU WERE, 355 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,524 HE WOULD NOT BE MAKING YOU GIVE UP YOUR CAREER. 356 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:11,027 WOMEN NEED THEIR OWN IDENTITIES, 357 00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,562 THEIR OWN LIVELIHOODS. 358 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:17,167 OTHERWISE, WHY WAS I SMOKING ALL THOSE VIRGINIA SLIMS? 359 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,635 I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD FOR YOU, 360 00:14:19,669 --> 00:14:24,174 BUT YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BE OKAY WITH IT. 361 00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:26,576 I'LL MISS YOU, TOO. 362 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,437 I FEEL LIKE THE STIRRUPS ARE OVERKILL. 363 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,406 I'VE NEVER DONE A PELVIC ON A DOLL BEFORE. 364 00:14:56,439 --> 00:15:00,610 I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH THE PROTOCOL. 365 00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:02,478 I'M PRETTY SKEEVED OUT RIGHT NOW. 366 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:03,579 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 367 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:04,680 WHAT HOUSE SAID BACK THERE-- 368 00:15:04,714 --> 00:15:06,382 HOUSE SAYS A LOT OF THINGS. 369 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,750 I DON'T JUST DATE WHOEVER SHOWS UP. 370 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,021 I MEAN, I DID MEET WOMEN IN THE HOSPITAL, 371 00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:12,989 BUT THEY WEREN'T JUST FLINGS. 372 00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:14,390 BASICALLY, YOU'RE EXPLAINING 373 00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:15,725 WHY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ASK ME OUT. 374 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,127 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS-- 375 00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:20,696 DID YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU OUT? 376 00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:22,665 [mockingly] YEAH. 377 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:24,700 I TOLD PARK TO TELL TAUB 378 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,003 TO TELL HOUSE TO PASS YOU THAT NOTE. 379 00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:30,573 IT'S COMPLETELY CLEAN IN THERE. 380 00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:34,310 HE SAID HE JUST BATHED HER. 381 00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,646 ADAMS... 382 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:39,615 THERE'S A SWELLING BENEATH THE SKIN... 383 00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:43,553 3-INCH MASS. 384 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,555 IS IT... 385 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,757 PART OF THE DOLL'S SKELETON? 386 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:50,026 IT FEELS LIKE A TUMOR. 387 00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:04,640 (Chase) CT SHOWED AN AIR-FILLED MASS IN THE DOLL'S ABDOMEN. 388 00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:06,642 IT'S PROBABLY JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION. 389 00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:09,345 HENRY LEFT HER TOO CLOSE TO A HEATING PIPE OR SOMETHING. 390 00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:11,347 THIS GUY BRUSHES HER HAIR EVERY MORNING, 391 00:16:11,381 --> 00:16:13,416 BRINGS HOME MOVIES FOR THEM TO WATCH TOGETHER. 392 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,085 YOU THINK HE TOSSES HER IN A BROOM CLOSET 393 00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:16,352 AT THE END OF EACH DAY? 394 00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:19,322 MORE LIKELY THAN IT GETTING STOMACH CANCER. 395 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:21,324 HOW ABOUT CLOSTRIDIUM? 396 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:23,459 BACTERIA GOT TRAPPED IN THE AIRTIGHT CAVITY, 397 00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:24,727 PRODUCED GAS... 398 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,562 IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE NEUROLOGICAL ISSUE. 399 00:16:26,596 --> 00:16:28,164 WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT THE SAME WAY 400 00:16:28,198 --> 00:16:30,333 WE EXPLAIN THE TOOTH FAIRY. 401 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:35,271 OH, I GET TO PLAY SOLOMON. 402 00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:37,107 CUT THE DOLL OPEN. 403 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,741 WE CAN'T JUST DESTROY THE PATIENT'S PROPERTY. 404 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:40,443 THAT THING COST 7 GRAND. 405 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,378 EXACTLY. ASK HIM FOR CONSENT. 406 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:43,679 IF HE SAYS YES, 407 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,415 THEN WE GET TO GO HUNTING BACTERIA. 408 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,350 IF HE SAYS NO, THERE'S NO NEED BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY, 409 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,252 AND WE NEED A DIFFERENT THEORY. 410 00:16:49,285 --> 00:16:50,253 SEE YA. 411 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,455 GOTTA GO BUILD A TEMPLE. 412 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,094 OKAY. 413 00:16:58,128 --> 00:16:59,462 YOU SURE? 414 00:16:59,495 --> 00:17:01,497 IT WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAL WHEN WE'RE DONE. 415 00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:04,467 BUT YOU THINK SHE COULD TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 416 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,337 YES. 417 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,107 OKAY. 418 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,353 SHOULD WE TAKE HER TO THE PROCEDURE ROOM? 419 00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:26,122 IT'S NOT A HER, WHICH MEANS WE CAN DO THIS ANYWHERE. 420 00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:34,630 ADAMS... 421 00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:36,266 YOU CAN KNOW SOMETHING'S NOT REAL 422 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:38,268 AND STILL LOVE IT. 423 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:51,214 I THINK THE PROCEDURE ROOM MIGHT BE BETTER FOR THIS. 424 00:17:58,188 --> 00:17:59,755 YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON. 425 00:18:01,691 --> 00:18:03,926 ALL I NEED IS TO BREAK UP ONE MARRIAGE. 426 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,127 YOU'VE BROKEN UP THREE OF YOUR OWN. 427 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:09,199 YOU'RE LIKE THE STEPHEN HAWKING OF KILLING RELATIONSHIPS. 428 00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,366 ACTUALLY, NO, STEPHEN HAWKING 429 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,367 IS THE STEPHEN HAWKING OF-- 430 00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:14,470 OKAY. I HAVE WORK TO DO. 431 00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:15,938 YOUR COMPUTER IS OFF. 432 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,374 SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY "STEREO." 433 00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:19,642 WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT MARRIAGE 434 00:18:19,675 --> 00:18:22,312 IS BETTER THAN HOOKING? 435 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:23,313 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GUY. 436 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:24,447 HE COULD BE A SERIAL KILLER. 437 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,848 EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE, 438 00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:27,583 IT WOULD STILL BE A TOSS-UP. 439 00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:30,186 WHAT KIND OF GUY MARRIES A HOOKER? 440 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,421 SOMEBODY WHO HIRES HOOKERS. 441 00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,523 AND SOMEONE WHO HIRES HOOKERS 442 00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:35,691 IS NOT EXACTLY THE MONOGAMOUS TYPE. 443 00:18:35,725 --> 00:18:37,760 IF WE EXPOSE HIM AS A CHEATER... 444 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:38,761 YOU'RE A COWARD. 445 00:18:38,794 --> 00:18:40,396 WOULD A COWARD FIGHT TO THE END 446 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:43,633 TO SAVE A DAMSEL IN SOON-TO-BE-PROVED DISTRESS? 447 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:45,901 ABSOLUTELY, IF WHAT HE'S AFRAID OF IS OTHER DAMSELS. 448 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:48,704 YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP FAILED SO MISERABLY, 449 00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:49,872 YOU ENDED UP IN JAIL. 450 00:18:49,905 --> 00:18:51,807 NOW YOU'RE CLINGING TO THIS HOOKER 451 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,410 WHEN THERE ARE ABOUT 3 BILLION OTHER WOMEN OUT THERE 452 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,845 WHO AREN'T CALL GIRLS, 453 00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:57,680 SOME OF WHOM ARE ATTRACTIVE AND INTELLIGENT, 454 00:18:57,713 --> 00:19:00,450 ONE OF WHOM IS LIVING IN YOUR APARTMENT 455 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:03,319 AND IS MARRIED TO YOU! 456 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,624 YOU'RE RIGHT. 457 00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,660 WHY AM I ASKING YOU FOR HELP? 458 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,296 [opens door] 459 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,302 YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP WITH CHASE. 460 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:22,305 THANK, GOD. YOU GOT HERE JUST IN TIME. 461 00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:24,374 WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM? 462 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:26,476 NOTHING, BUT HOUSE HAS A WAY 463 00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:27,610 OF GETTING INTO PEOPLE'S HEADS. 464 00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:28,744 JUST LIKE LAST WEEK 465 00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:31,514 WHEN HE WAS PRYING INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CHASE? 466 00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:34,717 IT WAS SILLY THEN, AND IT'S SILLY NOW. 467 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,552 WHY WAS IT SILLY THEN? 468 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:39,455 I'M NOT 5'9" WITH CURVES AND FLOWING HAIR, 469 00:19:39,489 --> 00:19:41,457 SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET IT ON 470 00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:42,958 WITH A GOOD-LOOKING GUY? 471 00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:45,295 WOW. DO YOU RESENT ME? 472 00:19:45,328 --> 00:19:47,963 YOU'RE THE QUIRKY, HARDWORKING SOPHOMORE 473 00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:51,567 AND I'M THE EVIL CHEERLEADER WHO STEALS BOYS? 474 00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:54,737 IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 475 00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:02,745 SHOULD WE GET THE ONE WITH THE PANDA ON IT OR THE BIRD? 476 00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:04,547 [baby babbles] GOOD CHOICE. 477 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,982 PANDAS EAT ONLY BAMBOO, 478 00:20:07,016 --> 00:20:10,019 THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CEREAL. 479 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:15,491 YOUR LITTLE GIRL IS ADORABLE. 480 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:16,826 THANKS. 481 00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:18,361 SHE KEEPS ME VERY BUSY. 482 00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:20,596 YOU AND HER MOM MUST BE VERY PROUD. 483 00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:21,697 [baby babbles] 484 00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:27,537 HER MOTHER... DIED IN CHILDBIRTH. 485 00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:31,841 [baby laughs] 486 00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:35,945 [The Association's Never My Love] 487 00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:40,650 * YOU ASK ME IF THERE'LL COME A TIME * 488 00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:45,855 * WHEN I GROW TIRED OF YOU 489 00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:48,057 * NEVER MY LOVE 490 00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:51,026 * NEVER MY LOVE 491 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:55,831 * NEVER MY LOVE NEVER MY LOVE * 492 00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:59,402 * HOW CAN YOU THINK LOVE WILL END * 493 00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:01,871 * WHEN I'VE ASKED YOU TO SPEND * 494 00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:05,741 * YOUR WHOLE LIFE 495 00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:06,842 AMY. 496 00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:08,944 HOW'D IT GO? 497 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:11,581 WE'RE GROWING CULTURES NOW, 498 00:21:11,614 --> 00:21:14,784 BUT SHE LOOKED CLEAN, AND THERE WAS NO TELLTALE SMELL. 499 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,686 I'M GUESSING THE LUMP WAS JUST AN AIR BUBBLE 500 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,654 THAT GOT TRAPPED IN THE MOLD. 501 00:21:18,688 --> 00:21:20,790 YOU BANDAGED HER UP. 502 00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,592 I THREW IN SOME STITCHES, TOO. 503 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:26,862 JUST WANTED TO MAKE HER LOOK HER BEST. 504 00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:29,031 DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT HER IN HER CHAIR? 505 00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:30,666 [loud wheezing] 506 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,101 HENRY? 507 00:21:32,134 --> 00:21:34,370 [loud wheezing, gasping] 508 00:21:34,404 --> 00:21:35,805 CALL A CODE! 509 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,449 YOU LOOKING AT THE APARTMENT WITH THOSE 510 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:47,850 OR THE TRANSIT OF MERCURY? 511 00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:49,852 IF NIGHT COMES, YOU'LL BE THANKING ME. 512 00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:51,821 THEY'RE SEEKING HEAT. 513 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,022 HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT. 514 00:21:53,055 --> 00:21:55,124 HOW LATE DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO PARTY? 515 00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:57,460 I BOUGHT JAR TO PEE IN. 516 00:21:57,493 --> 00:21:58,661 [cell phone rings] 517 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,430 YEAH. 518 00:22:00,463 --> 00:22:01,397 (Adams) WE HEARD CRACKLES IN HENRY'S LUNGS. 519 00:22:01,431 --> 00:22:03,566 WE DIURESED HIM, BUT HE STILL NEEDS OXYGEN. 520 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:05,435 ECHO SHOWS NORMAL HEART FUNCTION. 521 00:22:05,468 --> 00:22:07,570 COULD BE HIGH OUTPUT FAILURE FROM ANEMIA. 522 00:22:07,603 --> 00:22:08,438 HEMATOCRIT WAS ROCK NORMAL. 523 00:22:08,471 --> 00:22:10,105 (House) WHAT IS THIS? MUSHROOM? 524 00:22:10,139 --> 00:22:12,442 (Dominika) SAY "MUSHROOM," CHARGE $2. 525 00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:15,411 SAY "TRUFFLE," CHARGE $5. 526 00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:18,180 IS THAT THE MAN WHO WANTS TO MARRY HOOKER? 527 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,549 (House) PROBABLY. 528 00:22:19,582 --> 00:22:21,417 BUT HE'S NOT THE ONE WE'RE AFTER. 529 00:22:21,451 --> 00:22:22,652 SHOULD WE ASK? 530 00:22:22,685 --> 00:22:24,420 NOPE. OH! 531 00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:26,489 HOW RUDE OF ME NOT TO SITUATE YOU. 532 00:22:26,522 --> 00:22:28,424 I'M DOING EMILY A FAVOR. 533 00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,192 WE'RE GOING TO TRACK HER FIANCE 534 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,562 UNTIL DOMINIKA CAN SEDUCE AND EXPOSE HIM 535 00:22:32,595 --> 00:22:34,764 AS THE LYING CHEATER I NEED HIM TO BE. 536 00:22:34,797 --> 00:22:36,766 I'M GUESSING SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS FAVOR. 537 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:38,468 (House) OH, YOU KNOW, THE NOBLEST GIFTS 538 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,603 ARE THE ONES WE GIVE ANONYMOUSLY. 539 00:22:40,636 --> 00:22:42,104 CRACKLES ARE NONSPECIFIC. 540 00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:45,708 (Adams) HYPOXIA PLUS BLEEDING COULD INDICATE D.I.C. OR SOME OTHER-- 541 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,510 NO NEUROLOGICAL SYMPTOMS? 542 00:22:47,543 --> 00:22:49,812 I KNEW YOUR BLEEDING HEART WOULD BRING YOU AROUND. 543 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:51,947 TOO BAD IT'S ALSO TAKING YOU OFF THE MARKET. 544 00:22:51,981 --> 00:22:53,683 AND BY MARKET, I MEAN CHASE. 545 00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:56,452 COME ON, BUCK UP, CHASE. 546 00:22:56,486 --> 00:22:59,989 THERE'S ALWAYS PARK. UNLESS... 547 00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:01,957 HOW DID BAND PRACTICE GO? 548 00:23:01,991 --> 00:23:03,859 GREAT. (House) DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S LYING? 549 00:23:03,893 --> 00:23:04,860 KIND OF. 550 00:23:04,894 --> 00:23:07,930 POPO NEEDED A RIDE TO THE DOCTOR, 551 00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:09,231 AND MY MOM COULDN'T, SO-- 552 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:13,503 YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF DATING BECAUSE... 553 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:17,006 A PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP ENDED BECAUSE YOUR LATENT RAGE 554 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,941 MADE YOU VICIOUS IN ARGUMENTS. 555 00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:20,042 OR-- 556 00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:21,544 (Taub) OR REINCARNATION. 557 00:23:21,577 --> 00:23:22,878 IN A PAST LIFE, SHE WAS ANNE BOLEYN. 558 00:23:22,912 --> 00:23:23,879 (House) INTERESTING. 559 00:23:23,913 --> 00:23:25,615 TAUB FEELS CONFIDENT ENOUGH 560 00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:27,817 TO TURN THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIMSELF. 561 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,653 IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE WANTS ME TO ASK... 562 00:23:30,686 --> 00:23:31,320 WHAT'S HER NAME? 563 00:23:31,353 --> 00:23:32,922 (Taub) WENDY JACOBSON. 564 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,090 33, BROWN GRAD, FAMILY THERAPIST. 565 00:23:35,124 --> 00:23:36,659 (House) NICE CHOICE. 566 00:23:36,692 --> 00:23:38,027 SINCE YOU GOT TWO FAMILIES TO "THERAPIZE." 567 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,261 (Taub) FIRST DATE, 568 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:40,563 WE DIDN'T DISCUSS EVERYTHING IMPORTANT-- 569 00:23:40,596 --> 00:23:43,198 SO IT WAS JUST A ONE-NIGHT STAND. 570 00:23:43,232 --> 00:23:46,135 YOU'RE WRONG. I ACTUALLY LIKE HER. 571 00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:47,169 I'M GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN. 572 00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:49,271 (House) MAZEL TOV. 573 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,041 GREAT RELATIONSHIPS OFTEN START WITH SNAP DECISIONS 574 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:53,275 AIMED AT PROVING ME WRONG. 575 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:56,612 AIR BUBBLE IN THE DOLL COULD MEAN THE SILICONE IS DEGRADING. 576 00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:58,047 IF HE HAILED SOME PARTICLES... 577 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,849 SILICONE DEPOSITION. 578 00:23:59,882 --> 00:24:01,684 THAT COULD WORK. 579 00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:04,053 START HIM ON PLASMAPHERESIS. 580 00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:05,955 NOW, TURNING TO ADAMS, 581 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:08,057 MY THEORY IS TRIPARTITE-- [hangs up phone] 582 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,526 [dial tone] 583 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,127 WANT TO HEAR MY THESIS? 584 00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:13,796 IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING. 585 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,699 NO MAN COMES OUT. 586 00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:22,271 BUT OLD NAKED LADY IN 3-C IS EATING WHOLE BLOCK OF CHEESE. 587 00:24:22,304 --> 00:24:24,039 WILL THIS HURT? 588 00:24:24,073 --> 00:24:26,576 NO, YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE COLD, THOUGH. 589 00:24:26,609 --> 00:24:28,243 CRAP. 590 00:24:28,277 --> 00:24:29,244 (Molly) HEY. 591 00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:30,880 I ONLY HAVE A SECOND, 592 00:24:30,913 --> 00:24:32,648 BUT I WENT TO THE TIME TRAVEL LECTURE. 593 00:24:32,682 --> 00:24:35,050 AH. 594 00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:37,987 WHOA. 595 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:42,725 THAT IS...AWESOME. 596 00:24:42,758 --> 00:24:46,328 WHAT IS IT? 597 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,031 IT'S SO... 598 00:24:49,064 --> 00:24:52,835 OH, REALISTIC. 599 00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:54,870 OH, AND IT'S ALL BANDAGED UP. 600 00:24:56,906 --> 00:24:59,675 IT IS ONE OF THOSE CPR THINGS? 601 00:24:59,709 --> 00:25:01,911 NO. 602 00:25:01,944 --> 00:25:02,912 WE'RE STARTING A PROCEDURE. 603 00:25:02,945 --> 00:25:04,313 A LITTLE PRIVACY-- 604 00:25:04,346 --> 00:25:07,583 NO, NO, IT'S-- IT'S GOOD THAT SHE'S HERE. 605 00:25:07,617 --> 00:25:09,685 MOLLY, 606 00:25:09,719 --> 00:25:12,955 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET AMY. 607 00:25:14,256 --> 00:25:15,758 [laughs] WHAT? 608 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:19,328 I'M SERIOUS. 609 00:25:19,361 --> 00:25:22,064 I KNOW IT SEEMS A LITTLE STRANGE, 610 00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:26,268 BUT SHE MEANS A LOT TO ME. 611 00:25:27,703 --> 00:25:32,675 I, UM, GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK. 612 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,777 BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE. SIT DOWN. 613 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:35,978 YEAH, BUT I-- 614 00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:39,148 I SAID THAT I ONLY HAD A SECOND. 615 00:25:42,217 --> 00:25:45,220 ENJOY THE HANDOUTS. 616 00:25:56,732 --> 00:26:00,202 [indistinct whispering] 617 00:26:00,235 --> 00:26:02,705 WHOA. 618 00:26:02,738 --> 00:26:05,675 [indistinct] 619 00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:14,717 LISTEN, UM, I HAVE TO ADMIT SOMETHING. 620 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,786 OKAY. 621 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:23,893 HER MOM ISN'T DEAD. 622 00:26:23,926 --> 00:26:25,995 WE'RE SEPARATED. 623 00:26:26,028 --> 00:26:28,230 UH-HUH. 624 00:26:28,263 --> 00:26:31,801 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE ASKED OUT SINCE THEN. 625 00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:36,005 I'M NOT USED TO EXPLAINING... I PANICKED. 626 00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:39,074 WHICH I REGRET, BECAUSE NOW THAT I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU, 627 00:26:39,108 --> 00:26:42,845 I LIKE YOU. 628 00:26:42,878 --> 00:26:45,881 IT WAS A REALLY STUPID LIE. 629 00:26:45,915 --> 00:26:48,250 I'M SORRY. 630 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:51,420 WAS THAT A DIFFERENT BABY? 631 00:26:54,189 --> 00:26:56,391 NO... 632 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,327 THAT WAS A DIFFERENT BABY. 633 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,718 IT'S NICE HAVING YOU HERE. 634 00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:26,088 I WISH YOU COULD COME OVER AND GET IN BED WITH ME. 635 00:27:31,761 --> 00:27:33,328 LIKE THIS? 636 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,765 YOU'RE TALKING? 637 00:27:35,798 --> 00:27:37,132 IT'S NOT ALL I CAN DO. 638 00:27:53,983 --> 00:27:56,018 AMY, THERE ARE DOCTORS... 639 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,920 SHH... 640 00:27:57,953 --> 00:27:59,521 I DON'T KNOW. 641 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:03,325 JUST PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME. 642 00:28:07,429 --> 00:28:10,399 [jarring music] 643 00:28:10,432 --> 00:28:15,971 [ominous music, whispery breathing] 644 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:20,475 IT HURTS. 645 00:28:20,509 --> 00:28:22,044 IT HURTS... 646 00:28:25,314 --> 00:28:27,182 [screaming] 647 00:28:29,184 --> 00:28:30,019 [screaming] 648 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:34,056 [screaming, coughing] 649 00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,225 PUSHING LORAZEPAM. 650 00:28:36,258 --> 00:28:39,561 IF IT WASN'T NEUROLOGICAL BEFORE, IT SURE IS NOW. 651 00:28:39,594 --> 00:28:41,931 RIGHT UPPER QUADRANT'S DISTENDED. 652 00:28:41,964 --> 00:28:44,934 HE'S HALLUCINATING BECAUSE HIS LIVER'S FAILING. 653 00:28:50,572 --> 00:28:52,808 ELEVATED TRANSAMINASES CONFIRM LIVER FAILURE. 654 00:28:52,842 --> 00:28:53,809 WE'LL HAVE TO PUT HIM ON THE TRANSPLANT LIST 655 00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:54,910 IN A COUPLE DAYS. 656 00:28:54,944 --> 00:28:57,246 IT'S CLEARLY NOT THE SILICONE. COULD BE VASCULITIS. 657 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:58,814 SEROLOGIES WERE NEGATIVE. 658 00:29:00,349 --> 00:29:02,852 YEAH, IF YOU WANT ADAMS TO HEAR, 659 00:29:02,885 --> 00:29:06,088 YOU MIGHT WANT TO NOT STAND SO CONSPICUOUSLY FAR AWAY. 660 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,322 I'M MAKING COFFEE. 661 00:29:07,356 --> 00:29:09,959 AND SOMETIMES, I DATE CO-WORKERS. 662 00:29:09,992 --> 00:29:11,460 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET. 663 00:29:11,493 --> 00:29:12,561 HEPATIC FIBROSIS. 664 00:29:12,594 --> 00:29:13,829 IF IT DAMAGED HIS PLATELETS, 665 00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:14,830 IT'D EXPLAIN THE BLEEDING. 666 00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:15,898 UNEXPECTED. 667 00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:17,432 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU MIGHT AGREE WITH MY THEORY. 668 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:19,534 BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN NOTHING'S YOUR FAULT. 669 00:29:19,568 --> 00:29:22,137 YOU FELL INTO RELATIONSHIPS BASED ON PROXIMITY. 670 00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:23,305 OF COURSE THEY FAILED. 671 00:29:23,338 --> 00:29:24,840 BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 672 00:29:24,874 --> 00:29:28,377 YOU PICKED PERFECT WOMEN. YOU JUST SCREWED IT UP. 673 00:29:28,410 --> 00:29:31,046 HOW ABOUT ALL FIVE OF US LIVE TOGETHER 674 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,848 AND THE $7,000 SEX DOLL? 675 00:29:32,882 --> 00:29:34,049 IT'LL SOLVE ALL OUR HANG-UPS. 676 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:35,250 $7,000? 677 00:29:35,284 --> 00:29:37,586 ADAMS SUGGESTS THAT WE ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, 678 00:29:37,619 --> 00:29:40,022 AND YOUR ISSUE IS HIGH PRICES? 679 00:29:40,055 --> 00:29:41,356 PRETTY SURE SHE WAS JOKING. 680 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:43,158 YES, I'M 99% SURE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT, 681 00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:44,593 BUT I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF-- 682 00:29:44,626 --> 00:29:45,494 THOSE DOLLS ARE ONLY $5,000. 683 00:29:45,527 --> 00:29:48,964 HE MUST HAVE HAD IT CUSTOMIZED SOMEHOW. 684 00:29:52,001 --> 00:29:54,469 OH, LIKE, YOU DIDN'T CHECK THE WEBSITE? 685 00:29:54,503 --> 00:29:57,006 I GUESS WE DON'T NEED TO ASK HOW YOUR DATING LIFE IS GOING. 686 00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:58,373 I WAS CURIOUS. 687 00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:00,475 HEPATIC FIBROSIS WOULDN'T CAUSE DIFFICULTY BREATHING. 688 00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:03,913 IT WOULD IF LIVER FAILURE OPENED PULMONARY AV SHUNTS. 689 00:30:03,946 --> 00:30:04,613 FIBROSIS FITS. 690 00:30:04,646 --> 00:30:06,315 START THE PATIENT ON STEROIDS 691 00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,984 AND FIND OUT HOW HE PIMPED HIS RIDE. 692 00:30:09,018 --> 00:30:10,920 WHY? 693 00:30:10,953 --> 00:30:13,255 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER. 694 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,101 (Wilson) HEY. 695 00:30:26,135 --> 00:30:27,102 FOOSBALL? 696 00:30:27,136 --> 00:30:29,371 CAN'T. MARRIAGE TO DESTROY. 697 00:30:29,404 --> 00:30:32,241 OKAY... 698 00:30:32,274 --> 00:30:36,278 "OKAY" AS IN PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY? 699 00:30:36,311 --> 00:30:38,981 OR AS IN DEPRESSED RESIGNATION 700 00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:42,684 "OKAY" AS IN I CHANGED MY MIND. 701 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,286 EXPAND. 702 00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:47,923 OH, IT'S MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE AND BOUND TO FAIL, 703 00:30:47,957 --> 00:30:49,558 BUT IN A WEIRD WAY, IT'S A STEP FORWARD. 704 00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:50,960 THIS THING WITH EMILY. 705 00:30:50,993 --> 00:30:51,961 CONTRACT. 706 00:30:51,994 --> 00:30:53,228 IT'S REAL WITHOUT BEING REAL. 707 00:30:53,262 --> 00:30:55,931 IT'S A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY HURT YOU. 708 00:30:55,965 --> 00:30:58,400 IT'S, UM...A STEPPING STONE. 709 00:30:58,433 --> 00:30:59,401 IT MEANS YOU WANT MORE. 710 00:30:59,434 --> 00:31:00,635 [elevator bell dings] 711 00:31:02,004 --> 00:31:04,940 SO, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. 712 00:31:04,974 --> 00:31:06,441 GOT IT. 713 00:31:12,381 --> 00:31:14,984 (House) TRY NOT TO COME ON TOO STRONG, OKAY? 714 00:31:15,017 --> 00:31:17,152 JUST GET TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE. EASE INTO IT. 715 00:31:17,186 --> 00:31:18,988 WHY WOULD I EASE? 716 00:31:19,021 --> 00:31:20,422 TRUE. 717 00:31:20,455 --> 00:31:23,025 YOU COULD JUST WALK UP AND STICK YOUR HAND DOWN HIS PANTS, 718 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:24,493 BUT I HEARD THERE'S A MIDDLE STEP. 719 00:31:24,526 --> 00:31:26,661 MEN WANT TO HAVE SEX. 720 00:31:26,695 --> 00:31:28,630 NOT WITH CRAZY PEOPLE. 721 00:31:28,663 --> 00:31:30,665 WELL, YES, A LOT WITH CRAZY PEOPLE, 722 00:31:30,699 --> 00:31:32,501 BUT NOT THAT KIND OF CRAZY. 723 00:31:32,534 --> 00:31:34,269 WELL, YEAH, THAT KIND OF CRAZY-- 724 00:31:34,303 --> 00:31:36,972 THEY DON'T CARE HOW CRAZY IF SHE LOOK LIKE ME. 725 00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:40,242 OKAY. EASING. 726 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,716 HI. HEY. 727 00:31:47,749 --> 00:31:50,719 I'M JENNIFER, NEW TO MARKETING DEPARTMENT. 728 00:31:50,752 --> 00:31:52,988 HARRIS. ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE. 729 00:31:53,022 --> 00:31:54,389 OH, INTERESTING. 730 00:31:54,423 --> 00:31:56,992 DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE AND HAVE SEX? 731 00:31:57,026 --> 00:31:59,161 UH, SURE. 732 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:04,066 YOU KNOW, I GOT 45 MINUTES LEFT ON MY LUNCH BREAK. 733 00:32:04,099 --> 00:32:06,168 MM-HMM. WHERE YOU WANNA GO? 734 00:32:06,201 --> 00:32:11,406 OFF TO A PLACE WHERE MEN DON'T CHEAT ON THE WOMEN THEY LOVE. 735 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,075 YOU'RE NOT INVITED, OBVIOUSLY. 736 00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:15,710 CHEATING? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 737 00:32:15,744 --> 00:32:18,047 WHY, I HOPE YOU'RE SPEAKING 738 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,116 OUT OF SOME DEEP KIND OF MORAL RELATIVISM BECAUSE-- 739 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:23,352 WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? 740 00:32:24,619 --> 00:32:26,121 YOU'RE NOT EMILY'S FIANCE. 741 00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:31,060 EMILY'S MY SISTER. 742 00:32:34,229 --> 00:32:38,500 WE CALLED THE COMPANY THAT MADE AMY. 743 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:43,338 THEY SAID THEY MODELED HER AFTER SOME PHOTOS YOU SENT THEM. 744 00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:50,045 WHO IS SHE? 745 00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:54,083 WE MET LAST CHRISTMAS. 746 00:32:54,116 --> 00:32:57,719 SHE'S A YOGA INSTRUCTOR. 747 00:32:57,752 --> 00:32:59,121 TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM ME. 748 00:32:59,154 --> 00:33:03,392 SHE--SHE LOVED CHOPIN, HATED INDIAN FOOD. 749 00:33:05,794 --> 00:33:11,166 SHE CHANGED ENTIRE MY LIFE FOR 17 WEEKS. 750 00:33:16,605 --> 00:33:20,775 MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME... 751 00:33:22,777 --> 00:33:28,750 WITH A GIRL HE MET ON THE PLANE COMING BACK FROM OUR HONEYMOON. 752 00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:34,423 IT'S NOT EASY TO GET PAST THINGS LIKE THAT. 753 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:41,763 SHE WASN'T UNFAITHFUL. SHE DIDN'T BETRAY ME. 754 00:33:41,796 --> 00:33:47,169 SHE JUST...SHE JUST WASN'T IN LOVE WITH ME. 755 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,845 I KNOW AMY'S NOT GOING TO BREAK YOUR HEART. 756 00:33:56,878 --> 00:34:00,081 BUT SHE'S ALSO NOT GOING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 757 00:34:07,189 --> 00:34:09,791 THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT. 758 00:34:09,824 --> 00:34:11,826 [coughs] 759 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:14,829 SORRY. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 760 00:34:14,863 --> 00:34:16,665 IS YOUR NECK STIFF? 761 00:34:16,698 --> 00:34:18,367 YEAH. 762 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,770 I THINK YOU HAVE MENINGITIS. 763 00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:23,872 (Emily) I'M NOT LEAVING THE BUSINESS. 764 00:34:23,905 --> 00:34:29,211 I'M JUST LEAVING YOU. 765 00:34:29,244 --> 00:34:30,312 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD. 766 00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:31,380 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 767 00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:34,616 I'M BEING DUMPED BY A HOOKER... 768 00:34:34,649 --> 00:34:35,917 WHO'S WORRIED ABOUT MY FEELINGS? 769 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:36,918 YOU'RE MARRIED. 770 00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:39,221 HALF YOUR CLIENTS ARE MARRIED. 771 00:34:39,254 --> 00:34:40,522 AND YOU'RE A HOOKER. 772 00:34:40,555 --> 00:34:43,192 MY OTHER GUYS SNEAK AROUND, 773 00:34:43,225 --> 00:34:44,826 BUT YOU'LL TAKE ME INTO THE BEDROOM 774 00:34:44,859 --> 00:34:46,261 WHILE YOUR WIFE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM. 775 00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:48,197 THAT'S JUST...MEAN. 776 00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:50,199 [exasperated sigh] OH, MY GOD. 777 00:34:50,232 --> 00:34:52,667 THE MARRIAGE, IT'S A SHAM. 778 00:34:52,701 --> 00:34:55,870 THE ONLY REALLY THING ABOUT IT IS THE GREEN CARD 779 00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:58,340 SHE'S GOING TO GET AT THE END OF IT. 780 00:34:58,373 --> 00:35:00,642 SO, IF YOU WANT TO GET THE METER RUNNING... 781 00:35:00,675 --> 00:35:02,611 IT'S STILL MEAN. 782 00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:06,715 IT'S NOT A MARRIAGE. IT'S A FELONY. 783 00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:10,519 I'VE SEEN HOW SHE LOOKS AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER. 784 00:35:10,552 --> 00:35:11,886 TRUST ME. 785 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,322 SHE LIKES YOU. 786 00:35:13,355 --> 00:35:17,826 AND I'VE SEEN HOW YOU LOOK AT HER. 787 00:35:23,932 --> 00:35:27,269 (Adams) FEVER'S UP 105. HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO MEDS. 788 00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:29,271 AT THIS RATE, HE'LL BE DEAD 789 00:35:29,304 --> 00:35:30,705 BY THE TIME WE GET THE CULTURES BACK. 790 00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:32,607 SPINAL FLUID WAS FULL OF WHITE CELLS. 791 00:35:32,641 --> 00:35:34,276 MENINGITIS COULD BE CARCINOMATOUS. 792 00:35:34,309 --> 00:35:35,777 CYTOLOGY SHOWED NOTHING. 793 00:35:35,810 --> 00:35:38,947 AN AMOEBIC INFECTION WOULD CAUSE FEVER AND MENINGITIS. 794 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:39,948 BUT NOT LIVER FAILURE. 795 00:35:39,981 --> 00:35:41,683 IT COULD IF HE HAD A CLOT. 796 00:35:41,716 --> 00:35:44,453 (Taub) HOW COULD AMOEBAS GET PAST HIS CRIBRIFORM PLATE? 797 00:35:44,486 --> 00:35:48,290 HE WENT SWIMMING IN A FROZEN LAKE IN NEW JERSEY? 798 00:35:50,292 --> 00:35:53,295 ADAMS SAID HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND WAS A YOGA INSTRUCTOR. 799 00:35:53,328 --> 00:35:54,429 MAYBE HE SPRAINED HIS CHAKRAS. 800 00:35:54,463 --> 00:35:55,730 YOGA NUTS ARE WAY MORE LIKELY 801 00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:56,998 TO BE INTO ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE. 802 00:35:57,031 --> 00:36:00,935 HE HAS THIS LITTLE WEIRD TEAPOT IN HIS HOUSE. 803 00:36:00,969 --> 00:36:02,871 WHAT WAS IT LIKE? 804 00:36:02,904 --> 00:36:07,976 UM, LITTLE. WEIRD. TEAPOT-ISH. 805 00:36:14,983 --> 00:36:16,285 LIKE THAT? 806 00:36:16,318 --> 00:36:17,819 YEAH. 807 00:36:17,852 --> 00:36:19,988 YOU THINK HE DRINKS SOME SORT OF TOXIC HERBAL TEA? 808 00:36:20,021 --> 00:36:20,822 (House) YES... 809 00:36:20,855 --> 00:36:24,493 IF BY "TEA," YOU MEAN SALTED TAP WATER. 810 00:36:24,526 --> 00:36:26,961 AND BY "DRINK," YOU MEAN POURED UP HIS NOSE. 811 00:36:26,995 --> 00:36:29,831 HIS GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM WITH A BROKEN HEART. 812 00:36:29,864 --> 00:36:31,833 SHE LEFT HIM WITH A NETI POT. 813 00:36:31,866 --> 00:36:33,034 IT'S AN INDIAN METHOD OF. 814 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:36,705 OF CLEARING THE SINUSES DURING ALLERGY SEASON. 815 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:37,872 ALSO KNOWN AS NOW. 816 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:42,010 THE DISTILLED WATER CAN ACT AS A SNOT FLUSHING SYSTEM. 817 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:46,281 WITH TAP WATER, IT CAN ACT AS AN AMOEBA DELIVERY SYSTEM 818 00:36:46,315 --> 00:36:47,682 TO THE FLUIDS AROUND THE BRAIN. 819 00:36:47,716 --> 00:36:49,451 START HIM ON METRONIDAZOLE. 820 00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:51,520 IF HE'S LUCKY, HE'LL GET TO SEE 821 00:36:51,553 --> 00:36:54,789 HIS PLASTIC CHILDREN WALK DOWN THE AISLE. 822 00:36:59,461 --> 00:37:01,696 MY NECK FEELS MUCH BETTER. 823 00:37:01,730 --> 00:37:02,964 YOUR FEVER'S GONE, 824 00:37:02,997 --> 00:37:05,066 AND YOUR LIVER FUNCTION'S ALMOST BACK TO NORMAL. 825 00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:06,935 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO HOME SOON. 826 00:37:06,968 --> 00:37:09,671 I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME HOSPITAL BILLS TO PAY. 827 00:37:09,704 --> 00:37:14,042 I DON'T SUPPOSE USED SEX DOLLS GO FOR ANYTHING ONLINE. 828 00:37:14,075 --> 00:37:16,311 [chuckles] 829 00:37:16,345 --> 00:37:19,348 DR. ADAMS? 830 00:37:19,381 --> 00:37:22,083 CAN I GET YOUR EMAIL? 831 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:24,419 WHAT FOR? 832 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:29,391 I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 833 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,027 I-I CAN'T. 834 00:37:33,061 --> 00:37:34,396 NO, I KNOW. 835 00:37:34,429 --> 00:37:35,797 IT'S A PROFESSIONALISM THING, 836 00:37:35,830 --> 00:37:38,099 BUT YOU WON'T BE MY DOCTOR WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE. 837 00:37:38,132 --> 00:37:40,335 IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S-- 838 00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:41,370 WHAT IS IT? 839 00:37:41,403 --> 00:37:43,405 YOU SAID I SHOULD CHANGE MY LIFE. 840 00:37:43,438 --> 00:37:45,407 YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF, TOO. 841 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,041 I KNOW YOU WERE. HENRY, I-- 842 00:37:47,075 --> 00:37:49,944 I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK MOLLY OUT. 843 00:37:54,749 --> 00:37:56,918 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 844 00:37:56,951 --> 00:37:59,654 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, HENRY. 845 00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:04,826 YOU DESERVE MORE THAN A DOLL. 846 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:10,699 PROMISE ME YOU'LL KEEP TRYING. 847 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:13,368 OKAY. 848 00:38:21,109 --> 00:38:23,845 DATE TONIGHT? 849 00:38:27,148 --> 00:38:28,883 SO SHE CAN'T DEAL. 850 00:38:28,917 --> 00:38:30,752 THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO CAN. 851 00:38:30,785 --> 00:38:32,487 YOU JUST GOT TO FIND HER. 852 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:34,155 I'D LOVE TO PROVE HOUSE WRONG, 853 00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:37,959 BUT...I RUINED MY MARRIAGE, 854 00:38:37,992 --> 00:38:39,428 BROKE TWO PEOPLE'S HEARTS, 855 00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:40,962 HAD TWO KIDS WHO ARE ALWAYS 856 00:38:40,995 --> 00:38:43,632 GOING TO WONDER WHY I DIDN'T LOVE THEIR MOMMY ENOUGH. 857 00:38:43,665 --> 00:38:49,370 IT'S BETTER IF I JUST... FOCUS ON WHAT I DO HAVE. 858 00:38:52,206 --> 00:38:54,676 GIVE THAT BAND GUY A CALL. 859 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:57,479 I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT GUITAR. 860 00:38:57,512 --> 00:39:01,115 OR FLIRTING OR SMALL TALK. 861 00:39:01,149 --> 00:39:04,152 I'M NOT AS PRETTY AS ADAMS, 862 00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:07,789 I HAVE STUFFY CLOTHES, AND I HATE MY HAIR. 863 00:39:07,822 --> 00:39:11,025 ADAMS WORKS 80 HOURS A WEEK FIXING BUNIONS ON HOBOS 864 00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:14,463 BECAUSE SHE CAN'T FACE GETTING TO KNOW SOMEONE NEW. 865 00:39:14,496 --> 00:39:15,464 TRUST ME. 866 00:39:15,497 --> 00:39:21,503 YOU FIND A BOYFRIEND, SHE'LL BE THE JEALOUS ONE. 867 00:39:24,806 --> 00:39:27,175 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 868 00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:32,447 DO YOU... 869 00:39:33,648 --> 00:39:35,984 WANT TO GET A DRINK? 870 00:39:36,017 --> 00:39:38,687 TO ANNOY PARK OR TO PROVE HOUSE WRONG? 871 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,757 OH, I... IT'S JUST, UM... 872 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:45,627 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 873 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:53,434 I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 874 00:39:55,236 --> 00:39:59,741 HOUSE HAS A WAY OF GETTING IN PEOPLE'S HEADS. 875 00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:03,144 YEAH. YEAH. 876 00:40:13,922 --> 00:40:16,124 NO, MOM. I'M STILL AT WORK. 877 00:40:16,157 --> 00:40:17,258 [clears throat] 878 00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:19,561 I'LL BE HOME IN A COUPLE HOURS. 879 00:40:19,594 --> 00:40:21,630 LOVE YOU TOO. 880 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:32,641 READY? 881 00:40:32,674 --> 00:40:36,077 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 882 00:40:36,110 --> 00:40:39,080 [playing I Got You Babe] 883 00:40:39,113 --> 00:40:42,283 * 884 00:40:42,316 --> 00:40:45,253 * THEY SAY WE'RE YOUNG AND WE DON'T KNOW * 885 00:40:45,286 --> 00:40:51,292 * WE WON'T FIND OUT UNTIL WE GROW * 886 00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:53,995 * WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF ALL THAT'S TRUE * 887 00:40:54,028 --> 00:40:59,033 * 'CAUSE YOU GOT ME AND BABY I GOT YOU * 888 00:41:00,334 --> 00:41:02,303 * BABE 889 00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:05,974 (both singing) * I GOT YOU BABE 890 00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:09,911 * I GOT YOU BABE 891 00:41:09,944 --> 00:41:12,246 (Park) * THEY SAY OUR LOVE WON'T PAY THE RENT * 892 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:17,919 * BEFORE IT'S EARNED, OUR MONEY'S ALL BEEN SPENT * 893 00:41:17,952 --> 00:41:21,255 (Micah) * I GUESS THAT'S SO, WE DON'T HAVE A POT * 894 00:41:21,289 --> 00:41:27,328 * AT LEAST I'M SURE OF ALL THE THINGS WE GOT * 895 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:30,765 * BABE 896 00:41:30,799 --> 00:41:32,967 (both singing) * I GOT YOU BABE 897 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:35,970 * I GOT YOU BABE 898 00:41:36,004 --> 00:41:41,610 (Micah) * I GOT FLOWERS IN THE SPRING 899 00:41:42,644 --> 00:41:48,249 * I GOT YOU TO WEAR MY RING 900 00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:53,988 * AND WHEN I'M SAD YOU'RE A CLOWN * 901 00:41:54,022 --> 00:41:57,592 I FIX BLENDER. 902 00:41:57,626 --> 00:41:59,327 SO I SEE. 903 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,197 I HAD FUN SEDUCING HOOKER'S FAKE FIANCE. 904 00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:05,166 SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK. 905 00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:08,336 YEAH, I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A BREAK 906 00:42:08,369 --> 00:42:10,739 FROM THE WHOLE HOOKER THING. 907 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:15,043 I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED MILK SHAKE. 908 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:17,679 IS PISTACHIO. 909 00:42:17,712 --> 00:42:18,713 [laughs] 910 00:42:21,049 --> 00:42:25,119 (both singing) * I GOT YOU BABE 911 00:42:25,153 --> 00:42:28,356 * I GOT YOU BABE 912 00:42:28,389 --> 00:42:29,290 * I GOT YOU BABE 913 00:42:29,323 --> 00:42:33,294 I'M...GONNA GO TO BED. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 914 00:42:33,327 --> 00:42:34,696 (Micah) * HOLD MY HAND 915 00:42:34,729 --> 00:42:37,632 (Park) * I GOT YOU TO UNDERSTAND 916 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:39,901 (Micah) * I GOT YOU TO WALK WITH ME 917 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:43,171 (Park) * I GOT YOU TO TALK WITH ME 918 00:42:43,204 --> 00:42:45,406 (Micah) * I GOT YOU, I WON'T LET GO 919 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:48,643 (Park) * I GOT YOU TO LOVE ME SO 920 00:42:48,677 --> 00:42:51,245 (Micah) * BABE 921 00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:53,848 (both singing) * I GOT YOU BABE 922 00:42:53,882 --> 00:42:59,688 * I GOT YOU BABE I GOT YOU BABE * 923 00:42:59,721 --> 00:43:03,758 * I GOT YOU BABE 63903

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