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Come on, come on, pick up the-

Pick up up the damn phone.

Well, do you have it?

Yeah. Yeah, I have it! And
I want nothing to do with it!

I've had cars following
y'all day and night.

They're on their way.

They'll help you out of this mess.

You'll get what you asked for.

They're here already?

You know, I got a buddy.

He owns some wild boars.

Wild boars?

We can just feed him to the fucking pigs.

Have you lost your fucking mind?

They eat everything. They eat
the bones. That's not... Okay.

What, are we going to go
to the zoo and do this shit?

The money is the only
thing that I care about.

It's all about money with you.

That's not what really matters.

Hitman with a heart of gold.

Just quit preaching.

And fucking clean up
so we can get out of here.

Do you really think people read this?

Why wouldn't they?

It's the rulebook to life.

We've been doing this for a while.
Heard you talking to the boss about how

I'm not cut out for this kind of
work. That I don't have the heart for it.

Look, this isn't for everybody.

Being a hitman is not
exactly an appealing lifestyle.

Tell you the truth.

What I said before about the money...

It was bullshit.

I don't care about the money.

I do this because I like it.

Foxy!

Glad to see you make the drive.

It's not a problem. I have all day to kill.

Mm. How's Chachi doing?

You know, I don't know.

I haven't been in touch with them.

Well, who do you plan
on having help you out?

I haven't thought about that at all.

I thought you think ahead. Anyway, I did.

I took the liberty. Name's Bean
Vallenta. You ever hear the name?

I'm not going to work
with him or anybody else.

And you know why?

Why? It's because you can't get
the Optimal Fox when I'm in a pair.

These small timers just take away from
my work. And they take my money, too.

And we can't have that, can we?

Since you're an "Optimal Fox", do you
plan on getting paid double the pay now or?

No no, no.

I expect to make 100%
of my take without a split.

Just no more splitting. Optimal Fox.

I just can't get my head around it.

That sounds like a used car or something.

I don't know what that is.

Alright. What do you got for me?

Bald fuck.

No wonder why Chachi
never gets back to you.

Oh Jesus Christ, you're so out
of the loop dude it's almost fresh.

Hm. I'm out of loop, am I?

Why are you so blue?

I'm not blue at all.

Yeah. Is it a woman? Chachi? What is it?

No it's the motherfucking gambling debts.

Sit your ass down and relax.

All right, I'll sit down.

Only because you say.

Well, the reason why we're here.

This is it. It's a man. A
woman. Husband and wife.

They've been coming in
and out of my casino for years.

It's time for them to um die.

Tell me about her.

Her name is Vivian.
Stealing from me.

Blackjack tables, you name it.

Never will pay me back.

That's why you are in charge.

That's why you "optimal"
need to take care of the job.

Kill em.

I just feel so fucking
cozy looking at these.

What's my cut?

15 K? Okay. That's good.

Yeah. You like that?

How about five down right off the get-go.

Let me ask you a question.

Sure. What's that?

Am I supposed to kill
them, like, in their home?

What I mean is... do I have
to whack mommy and daddy

while a little baby watches the couch?

I don't I don't know that I
want it to go down that way.

Unless that's what you want.

I'm not afraid to kill kids.

Simple. Lady goes and gambles.

Like I said, every night. She
goes to Bowman Street all the time.

That's where you're going
to go. Bowman Street.

Her husband really won't be a problem.

He just drives around the block

all night long, making sure his wifey
poo doesn't walk out with somebody else.

Nice tip.

Take it easy Foxy.

Wake up, stupid.

It's another beautiful day.

Look at this.

Seven slain in supermarket shootout.

Three police officers were
killed. And three were maimed.

Yeah, you heard, two shooters.

Can you imagine knocking off
a grocery store with two guys?

It's impossible.

They must be amateurs.

Supermarkets to spread out.

There's too many people.

Too many fucking places to hide.

We would never take a job like that.

Would we Chachi?

No, I know we wouldn't.

Oh, look at this.

San Benito woman shot down by
authorities while attempting to drown her

infant son's in the bathtub.

That's weird.

Maybe they're having a sermon out there.

What's that smell?

It smells like bourbon.

It's an Irish coffee.

- Irish coffee?
- Yeah.

You've ever never heard of it?

Coffee with a little bit of bourbon in it.

- I just..
- What are you doing for work?

When's the last time you killed somebody?

Been ages.

You don't invite me
out on the hits anymore.

Well, it's because you show no enthusiasm.

I don't understand, you
make me uncomfortable.

I make you-

You make me uncomfortable.
You're a sociopath.

You're a sociopath. You have no feelings.

Have you forgotten all the, the good times?

Well, we just kill people. That's not.

That's not good times.

Yeah, but the between, in the in-between
is the real part of our... Nothing?

I just want to find some answers.

Oh, is baby having an existential crisis?

Maybe.

Maybe I am. What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with it

Is it means you're stupid and naive.

I'm stupid and naive
because I'm thinking about...

You know what...

What more life could possibly give me?

You're a, You’re a killer.

Killing doesn't define me.

I just want something to make sense to me.

Well, I don't know what to tell you, but...

I mean, I don't deserve to have my life
plagued with your existential bullshit.

It means nothing.

Pain. It's nothing?

Yeah, it means nothing.

Well, to me, it means everything.

Well, you are an idiot.

Oh I'm an idiot? Well I have questions
that I want to find out about myself.

Yeah. And you're just-

You're just content with killing?

I'm gonna leave.

I'm not gonna come back.

And you're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Unbelievable.

This is a practical joke, right?

I told you, I'm leaving.

So this is it.

There's been a shift in the paradigm.

I want the serenity of being alone.

Alone, untouched, is what I crave.

You want serenity? Yes.

Well, you're not going to get it.
I'm not gonna get it around here.

You think God's going
to forgive you for all you...

All the work we did together?

He's going to absolve you of all
the murders that you took part in.

He might.

It's worth asking for his
forgiveness nonetheless.

That's rich.

What do you think's going
to happen to your soul?

Your eternal soul after death?

It's probably gonna
burn for a very long time.

And you're all right with that?

You're not...

You don't want to seek
forgiveness from the man upstairs?

The big guy.

You're a pussy.

Because I want to be absolved of my sins.

It makes me a pussy?

You're trying to forgive yourself
for all the terrible things you've done.

I would respect it.

But it's weak. You don't get it.

You don't understand.
You don't get anything.

Nothing gets through
to you. And it never has.

And it never will. Get
the fuck out of my face.

Who sent you here?

Uh, guys back down at the marina there.

Okay.

I'll have you park right over here.

Thank you.

D'ya need ant help with those?

No, I think, well, you can take them yeah.

Yes, sir, I will.

This one's yours.

I don't know why bear season is so slow.

Usually this place is packed to the brim.

Now you just make yourself at home.

Oh. Yes, sir.

Okay, well, let me give
you the tour, I guess.

Here you have the TV.

You ever need to watch anything.

My favorite channel's Channel seven.

Can't be beat. Okay. Futon here.

If you get tired of
sleeping in the bed, I guess.

I don't know why.

Toaster oven, coffee, microwave.

The last supper.

What you know about it?

I'm familiar.

Familiar? Yeah. Makes you rest in peace.

Oh, look at that view.

You know why we have these? Tell me.

Because we respect your privacy.

Well, that's good to hear.

Yeah.

You never know what kind of creeps are
going to be looking through your window.

See those reading materials?

You know, I try to get the stronger
stuff in here, but they just collect dust.

You know? Bradbury?

No.

D.H. Lawrence?

No. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Yeah. People just come here to hunt.

People like you, I guess.

I'm not much of a hunter.

Maybe you do some fishing, but
mostly here to just clear my head...

and take in the scenery.

Whatever you say.

If you need anything,
just let me know okay.

All right.

One more thing.

I have some bar soap and shampoo for you.

That's wonderful thank you.

We can just feed him to the fucking pigs...

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

You think God's gonna forgive
you for all the work we did together?

He's gonna absolve you of all
the murders that you took part in?

He might.

It's worth asking for his
forgiveness nonetheless.

Do you have it?

I do.

This is unacceptable. I know.

Do you expect to retain your
position with these kind of numbers?

Look, it's only temporary.

Temporary?

I don't fucking believe
this. Don't say anything.

There's another one who can't put on a tie.

Look, I'm just going to come clean.

We've got a cheater at our game.

Probably the best I've seen. Counts cards.

Knows when the cameras on her.

But we're going to take care of it.

I promise you that.

Are you sure you got the right woman?

I'm certain.

You better be. Otherwise, you're going
to be on a steady diet of earthworms.

He hasn't tried me yet.

If it's about earning, I'll tell
him the same thing I told you.

Get in line. Take little bites.

It's too late to be messing with roots.

I'll call you back. Caesar! Montague.

You doing here?

I thought they shanghaied
you and took you to Fire Island.

Funny asshole.

Very nice, very nice.

Yeah. Hey, have you seen Sally? Why?

I been wanting to pull his
coat on something, man.

You see him around?

He was here at like six. He left.
Went down to the Audi dealership.

Said he had to talk to asshole.

Oh, Jesus.

This is what I'm saddled with.

Oh, Jimmy the geek.

Caesar. How's life?

Great.

Haven't seen you at the club
lately. Yeah, it's been a while.

I'll get down there soon.

I used to be a real presence
down at that Bowman game, man.

There were some players
down there, I learned a

lot of tools. There were
some interesting cats.

You're running things there now, right?

The clubhouse is in the midst
of trying times. Growing pains.

Look, there's a woman.
She's been robbing us blind.

What's her name?

I don't think you know her.

Oh, come on, give it a try.

She old or something?

Because I've fucked more sixty year old

sugar mommies than a
fucking antiques dealer.

What's her name? At this
point it doesn't matter, Caesar.

The point is, she's going down.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I'll walk over to the bowman.

I'll feel things out myself.

I'll handle it.

I've already got a guy on it.

You got a guy.

I'll handle it.

Okay.

The only important cards
are the cards that I have

and the ones a dealer has.

You don't see anyone
in them shades, do you?

They look like Cartier's,
they're like $550 a pair.

I was only joking about
the glasses, by the way.

Only reason I said
something because I could

tell what you were
doing in that last hand.

I'm a counter.

Just like you. We're the same.

Unfortunately, security counts also.

You don't count.

Is that right? No.

And I know you don't cheat
because you're drinking.

I can tell what you're thinking.

You wanna get out of here?

Can we?

Been quite the fucking walk hasn't it?

It's worth it.

Is it?

Yeah. Well, no.

Maybe it's not worth it.

I don't know.

It's a pub. They sell liquor.

Gonna be crowded in there?

What are you scared
of, people? Basket case.

My friends are regulars here.

If they aren't around, it'll be dead.

I got to take a piss.

You can't say hello?

No, I just actually told you
I gotta take a fuckin piss.

Have a ball. Asshole.

Asshole.

Don't wash your hands.

Don't flush.

Just take a fucking hike.

Greetings.

What's up bitch?

Oh, you know.

Who's the, Who’s the goatee?

He's just a guy.

How do you know him? Just do.

You probably scooped him
up from the casino. Right?

Pretty much.

You know, he kind of looks like a murderer.

You know what I thought
when he first came in here?

Mob. First thought that came into my
head was he totally looks like a mob guy.

I could totally see that.

What have you been up to?

Playing cards.

I heard.

Oh?

Cesar. Lay off. Seriously.

You just can't come home and
start fucking with people like this.

I know you been down
in Florida a long time.

But things have changed.

I like you all. You're
a good guy. Oh, am I?

Let's cut through the bullshit here.

I just can't see you being
this fucking crime lord.

I mean, you're like a little brother
who needs to be fucked with.

And I'm the one that's gonna be
doing the fucking with. Understand?

I told you I was gonna handle this.

I told you I'd take care
of the chick. Remember?

Stay at home.

Give yourself a facial
or something, brother.

I'm just trying to tell you I
got a guy on this already.

Just trying to talk to you. All right.

Or maybe you're just lucky.

Maybe you don't know how
many psychos are out here.

Bingo!

But just be careful cause you don't want
your throat slit by the end of the night.

Don't threaten me with a good time.
Yeah I forgot you know everything.

Go on, laugh. Because he's not in here.

I'm laughing because
you're all painfully obnoxious.

Oh yeah?

I mean, do you not know
who the fuck I am by now?

I mean, seriously?

Do me-

No. You know what?

Cross me.

I want you to fucking cross me.

See what the fuck happens when you do.

I will knock your fucking head off.

Are you pissing yourself yet?

Good. I'm glad you just
wasted another pair of shorts.

You know what I read about a mob
guy that actually looked a lot like him.

His last victim. They found on a meat hook.

Like an actual meat hook.

Apparently, they zapped
his balls with a cattle prod.

Found him three days later.

You know what the funniest
thing about this whole situation is?

Roger is not even out of your place yet.

And you're already bringing tracksuit home?

You can't make that shit up.

I would pay to see that shit.

It's like a fucking soap opera.

Look, call your hitter boy.

Tell him to stay the fuck home.

Tell him to stay the fuck away from her.

Or I promise you, I will go fucking insane.

Well I would love to stay and
chat, but you're all boring as fuck.

I dated a mob guy once.

Now my right hand is kind of funny,
and I had to learn right with my left.

And then my dog died.

We can get another.

I'm getting very sleepy.

Ready to go already?

Yeah. There isn't much to get into here.

No there isn't. This is an all night bar.

And the town's asleep.

Pretty much the whole
fucking town's to sleep actually.

My ass is asleep from sitting.

Sure.

Probably been a long
day for you, hasn't it?

And now you're ready to go.

You're ready to be taken home.

Very funny. Funny?

I wasn't trying to be funny.

I guess I could be funny without
even realizing I'm being funny.

Gifts and a curse, Caesar.

A curse.

That sounds better. Curse.

Don't you think?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay.

You see that clock on the
wall right there? What's it say?

Time here has read my lady's mind.

It's time for us to settle up. Please.

You having a good night?

Not really. This place is
like a rest home for the dead.

Well, you never know what you're gonna get.

Smells like old man.

Oh, don't take that personally. I won't.

She's ready to be taken
home. Home? Where's home?

Drop dead pig.

Thank you my man. Have
a good night, Frederick.

Have a good night, kids. Party on.

Excuse me. Frederick.

I got a question.

Okay. What's that?

You see a... Small woman with black hair?

At the bar?

Yeah there's about ten of them.

I bet there has.

How about I narrow it down?

She's a simple little thing.

Very plainly dressed. 00:34::57
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Big... stupid...

...innocent eyes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was here.

But they left.

They?

Yeah, as-...They. As in, multiple.

I know what "they" means.

Come on brother. Have a drink.

You know what? I got my own.

Rain check?

Rain check. Nobody has a fuckin'
rain check in Freddie's fuckin' bar.

No. Not really.

Feels like fall.

Nah, no it doesn't.

Thanks for the drinks.

Shut up.

So, when are we playing again?

Cards? Today. Tomorrow. Every night.

Glad to see I got a partner now.

I'm not looking for a partner.

I'll pay for the motel.

I like the way you talk.

You know we met...

Blackjack table, card room.

Do you have any fucking
idea what that means to me?

Tell me.

It means you were fucking made for me.

Someone's coming.

Some fucking night walker.

Hey, kids.

Roger?

You enjoying my wife?

Nah not really.

Roger, what the hell do
you think you're doing?

I think I need a drink.

I love whiskey.

Fucked another retired football
star on my watch huh Vivian?

Fantastic! Brilliant fucking job!

You must be pretty good eh sport?

Never played football there, buddy.

But I was in the farm system.

Farm team, huh?

That's right. The Mariners.

What position?

D.H..

What average?

Fuck does it matter what my
fucking average was, puke?

What are you here to
fucking recruiting for the

fucking firm's annual
pickup game or something?

Three strikes and you're out, Vivian.

I told you.

What do you say you and I go take a walk
somewhere in private where the missus..

Doesnt get so embarssed.

You know.

I actually came here prepared...

To kill the two of you.

One more?

I was only expecting two.

Miscommunication.

Shit!

It's a fair number. That's how
I've always conducted my business.

What's going on fuckface?

I'm going to fuck you up.

Wakey-wakey motherfucker.

Get your hitter boy here now.

One fucking word, your family's gone.

Got me?

Hello?

I need you to get down here to the office
right now. Yeah, yeah. I'll come right now-

Uh, listen. Is there something wrong?

One word-

There's something I need to talk-

No, no, no. I need you here.
I need you here right now.

Bambino.

My Italian isn't the greatest godfather.

But it's getting there.

Capiche.

Maybe I'll be able to touch up
the doves at St. Andrew's now.

Caesar, do you know the amount of pain,
the Don goes through on a day to day basis?

You shouldn't trouble him
so much. It's all good for him.

What'd you do with my guy?

He's riding in the bed.

I think I might have hit him too
hard. I think he's fucking dead.

Cesar. He didn't even know what he
was doing. He was just doing a job for me.

He had no idea about us.

Our history.

I'll check on your boy...

...before I fucking dump him.
Make sure he's fucking dead.

Thanks.

He's dead all right. I can
fuckin' assure you of that.

You should have seen him
take that role down that hill, man.

He looked like a big rotted
log rolling down that hill.

Foxy.

Foxy, huh?

Cute little handle. Little nickname. Foxy.

I used to think there was a guy
in Vegas. We used to call Foxy.

Anyhow, you're probably still wondering

what you're... what
you're even doing alive.

I kinda am.

Told my grandfather about you.

And your clumsy assassination attempt.

I think he's willing to
still make a deal with you.

Really?

So you got one of two. choices. You either

roll down the fucking
hill with your buddy...

...or hang out with
some friends of ours for

a while and see how it turns out for you.

Friends of ours, huh.

Caesar that sounds more like torture.

Oh, it will be. It will be fucking torture.

I think you could just
kill me here right now.

Nah. I think you're
going to enjoy this new

obedience school you're
going to be going to.

The best place to clear your head is
alone with one's thoughts, don't you think?

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Swelling is terrible.

I'll get you some ice.

Shit.

Thank you.

Well.

You have a concussion. But
you probably already guessed that.

I think you should shack
up here for the night.

And tomorrow I can take you
into town and get you a real doctor.

My car is a few miles that way, if
you think you can make the walk.

That's very generous of you.

Do you think you can make it?

I walked this far.

Well, there you have it.

Now, listen...

I'm going to go and slip into
something a little more comfortable.

I'll be back in a jiffy.

What the fuck?

So are you thinking you
might want to take the couch...

...or maybe the bedroom?

The couch is fine.

That's good.

I take the couch most nights
myself. It's very comfortable.

Of course, it's not the
biggest couch in the world...

...but it is very comfortable.

You know, at first, when
I found you up here...

I thought maybe you were in an accident.

But the more I thought about
it, the more I realized that...

...somebody did this to you.

Let's be honest. No one hikes
all the way up here in a turtleneck.

So the question is, whose
parade did you rain on?

I don't know.

You don't know?

No. But I know which
rocks I got to turn over.

I'm sure that's going
to be very fun for you.

Why? It is fun, isn't it?

To hold someone's life
in the palm of your hands.

Especially when you hate that person.

What if I don't hate
him? Can I still kill him?

Of course you can.

But this person you
do hate, that I can see.

Hate is melodramatic.

Hate is needed.

And you should hate.
You really should hate.

I mean, buddy, he left you
out here, beaten half to death.

He abandoned you.

Abandoned?

And now I'll do the same.

Off into the bedroom.

Rest that coconut for the evening.

He can die tomorrow.

Excuse me.

Fuck.

You’re Trespassing on private property.

I'm lost.

I know.

You, poor creature.

Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Goodness.

Who pushed you?

Nobody. I was just walking
along, daydreaming, and...

I fell right on my face.

You don't get a lot of surprise
visitors out here, do you?

We're all family.

Yeah.

What do you keep in that barn over there?

Well... That's the guest house.

No shit. What's in there really?

The sow.

Oh, pigs. Pigs. Nice.

They're remarkably intelligent creatures.

I'd heard that.

Kind of hard to believe,
though, isn't it? Why is that?

I mean, they're filthy.

Don't they eat shit?

What're you trying to say?
I'm not trying to say anything.

I meant no disrespect. You'll forgive me.

I get a little emotional when I start
talking about them. Yeah, of course.

They're far more emotionally
developed than the average pig.

How can you tell that?

The way they respond to their master.

They perform tasks that my hired
hands just don't have the stomach for.

I find this all to be
extremely interesting.

I can tell that you do.

I was just about to hike out
to the main highway today...

...for my car.

Where you going?

I gotta get back to the city. The city?

Yeah, but, I don't know. Maybe...

Maybe you could stick
around here and I'll teach

you a little bit more
about what I do with them.

We have another one staying
with us, too. My wife and I.

One of your hired hands, I assume?

Exactly. A hired hand.

He sure is beat.

We let him have a little
bit of fun on Saturdays.

It's harmless.

Thank you.

Thank you, my sweet.

You care for some?

No. I never drink wine.

I'll take a splash.

Tell me when.

Henrietta, my breathtaking bride.

But of course, she
doesn't have her ring on.

I told you I lost it. I was
tending to my hogs...

...and I just up and lost it. Yeah, we,
We like to argue about where she lost it.

I bet it was that Berkshire.

He swallowed it.

Or maybe it was in one of your
dinners and you swallowed it.

He's always siding with
his hogs. Careful missy.

Oh, look at us bickering.

We can be ourselves. This is our friend.

She likes to play pretend
when we have guests.

I hate it.

She's much tougher than she lets on.

Welcome back.

Who's this?

I'm afraid I haven't even
asked him his name yet.

It's foxy.

I like that handle. Foxy.

What's your name?

My name is Marco. Really?
What a beautiful name.

I had an uncle we called Marco.

There's a connection here. I feel it.

All right. You know... I've
really got to be getting on soon.

So why don't you tell me about
those circus pigs you got in the barn?

Excuse me? Circus pigs?

I meant only they were trained.

Well, they're trained, but not
for entertainment purposes.

You may not know it,
but they've made me an

extraordinary amount
of money over the years.

I don't understand. How?

Well...

Fuck it. Why? It sounds like you and
your wife raised some very talented pigs.

You should be proud.

I should be, but I'm not.

I raised some sick animals.

You can't be solely to blame for that.

Why don't you tell me about them?

Tell them about Malacoda.
No. Enough, enough.

One of their names is fucking Malacoda?

Let's get the scrapbook and show him the

pictures of me and
Malacoda doing the waltz.

Come on, come on.

So. You're a farmer's assistant now.

That's a thing of beauty, I think.

Foxy-No no no no no. This this is genius.

You're tucked back in the
country, out of the limelight.

It's a really nice
alternative to a decent life.

Look at this.

Do you think I'm having
a fucking nice time?

Do you think I'm having a nice time?

Look how small he was.

Oh, he's so cute.

Who knew he would grow
into the killer that he is now?

Can I... Can I watch this time?

I saw the fucked up hand.

I'm so sorry that now
you're a permanent cripple.

It makes me-This isn't a joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

Oh yes it is. Here's the punchline.

If you don't tell me who
dumped me in the woods,

I'm going to leave you here
with the Addams Family.

Do you really think they're just
going to let you walk out these doors?

What are you talking about?

They're fucking batshit crazy, Foxy.

They fed my fingers to a fuckin' boar.

They feed people to boars.

What's he stuck in?

Look.

The man who brought me here,
the guy that I thought killed you...

...he brought me here for punishment, man.

Okay. If you get us out of here...

...I promise you, I'll
show you where he lives.

You really thought that I was dead?

Yeah, man, I really thought you were dead.

But under these circumstances,
Foxy, it's really good seeing you man.

All right, I suppose you don't have a gun.

Obviously. Okay. All right.

So. Okay. That's all right.

We'll just knock them out with our chairs.

I'll give you a sign.

That's all, folks.

Let's go.

Okay, When I... when I... Actually, you.

You ask them what the
weather's supposed to be like

Saturday night and when
he's answering to you...

...I'll climb out of my fucking-

Hey. Did you get the picture?

No. Too many scrapbooks.

They need organizing.

What's the weather gonna be like tomorrow-

Shut the fuck up!

Stand up, both of you.

Skinny boys.

Skinny, skinny boys.

Open up for the choo-choo.

Hey, hey, don't spit it out.

I worked really hard on this.

I'm gonna kill you.

In this position?

I'd like to see you, thats so cute.

Look at you.

M'am, please!

I'm not a dog!

Let me use my own hands!

You don't need your hands.

Please!

You know me! We work together!

Hey, hey. I've eaten
enough shit in my life!

Hey, this isn't for you.

Eat. No!

Oh, yeah its almost gone.

Such a little treat for my pigs.

Its actually not that bad.

Fuck you Foxy.

Good thing I brought extras.

There we go.

Well if it isnt.

Alexander.

Good memory.

How's the pigs?

Halcyon.

Oh, halcyon.

You wanna?

I got married.

You don't say. Congratulations.

It was...

It was kind of a big deal.

Yeah.

How do you like it?

Like what?

How do you like being married?

Were they bitin' today?

No. Not even a nibble.

You probably don't even care, do you?

Nah.

Let me ask you something, Chach.

Sure.

I haven't talked to anybody
in a while, so I'm all ears.

No shit.

What have you been up to?

Well, I've got a two man job up at
the farm, and the wife's not available.

Think I could get you to help out?

It's a simple job.

I just need an extra set of hands.

Well.

I'll get you some beer. I'm in.

My man.

What are you thinking about?

Those Fucking stories.

Oh, yeah.

You always did have kind
of a dark sense of humor.

Not really anymore.

Trying to go clean.

Oh. You cannot make this up.

No, I mean, why, why would you want to?

There's nothing like a
sunset and a drop of beer.

Man, I'm fucking drunk.

Yeah, I think I could just live on beer.

Well.

We should get a-starting.

What?

You're gonna help me with those two things?

Oh yea yea, but I was
gonna drink an Irish coffee.

Uh huh?

It's like it's a really
serious thing for me.

Irish coffee?

Yeah. It's my... It's
my thing. It's my ritual.

Understood.

God forbid you miss
your fucking Irish coffee.

You can head over to the house.

Sweet talk the wife, She might even
make you some of that Irish coffee.

It's time.

Foxy can I tell you something?

Yeah.

You make everything in life worse.

Oh. That's nice.

The situations were put
in because of your mouth.

Yeah, I know. Five minutes.

That's all it takes.

I had it good until you came and blew it.

I could have got out of this place.

How'd you come to lose two fingers?

Didn't obey the rules.

Well. Two rules.

But you know they're fair, man.

They were playing right
into your disfigured hands.

All I can think about
right now is a cigarette.

Isn't that hilarious? Foxy-

I mean, I cut back for no reason. Why?

Just to be able to breathe
deeper and die anyways.

Foxy, do you understand?

I have a pack of cigarettes in my
back pocket. Since when do you smoke?

You do since when?

I stole them off his dashboard.

Well give me one. It's not about that.

Don't be greedy.

It's the lighter, you dumbass!

There's a lighter in the box.
It's bad for you, give them to me!

Try to reach in my back pocket. Come on.

I don't think you got it.

Old McXander had a farm.

E-i-e-i-o.

And on this farm he had a pig.

E-i-e-i-o.

With an oink oink here,
and an oink oink there.

Here an oink.

Everywhere an oink-oink!

Old McXander had a farm. E-i-e-i-o.

You have this. Just let it... Fuck!

Steady, steady.

That's right, burn you
whore. Burn you son of a bitch.

I can smell the smoke, we're out of here!

Let's go!

Quick squirm! I got it, I got it, I got it!

Let's go!

Long time no see, fellas.

It's feeding time.

I was just thinking.

It's a little too light in here.

Good move.

There's no film in here.

Henrietta. You slag!

Goddamn it!

I shall return.

Have a ball!

What the badass you are all of a sudden.

Time to fill the scrapbook, cocksuckers!

Malacoda!

You gotta be shitting me.

Get out of my house.

Leave me be! You want me to get
out of your house and leave you be?

Why should I lady?

Because I had nothing to do with this.

Why should I just get out of
your house and leave you be?

It was all my husband.

Oh, sure. This was his idea.

He's been so mean to
me for such a long time.

If only me and you were
single at the same time.

Holy shit, Chachi!

What the fuck are you doing here?

How'd you get dragged
into this insanity, man?

Holy shit.

The next time you want to get
your rocks off, don't go fishing.

I was doing just fine until you showed up.

Oh, yes, I bet you were.

Where is your friend the farmer.

- I can't tell you that. Why not?
- You know why.

He's a he's a good pal of mine, a
business associate from the past.

He's not my friend.

He's nobody's fucking friend.

- Well I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry.

You were about to be dead to. Bullshit.

Chachi use your fucking brain, will you?

He's got a barn full of mangled corpses.

He invited you in to what, let you walk?

He has no friends.

He's out of his goddamn mind.

I know I'm one to talk, but shit dude.

We know what this guy's capable of.

But he buttered you up, didn't he?

And you were all about it.

Flattery, my friend, fucked you.

He seduced you.

You would have been dead.

Chachi. You gotta help me.

These guys are trying to kill me.

These trees. The trees are lovely.

Kind of reminds me of my honeymoon.

You took your wife fishing
for your honeymoon?

No fishing.

But these trees, they look a lot like
the trees from the resort we stayed in.

Thieving bitch.

Do you ever want to get married?

Maybe.

Where would you go? What would you do?

I'd want to go to somewhere
where it's winter. Winter all year long.

I love the snow.

Not so much the winter, but the snow.

It just comes and goes so fast.

But when it comes, it's like a cleansing.

Almost like baptism.

Don't ever get married.

It'll break a man.

Yes. One plus one equals one.

My ice is melted.

Twenty years ago, I wouldn't have
been caught fucking dead in this place.

20 years ago.

Gets lonely without a skirt to chase.

Yeah?

Hey Ed, I'm with the bookie here.

What time you think you're
going to close up tonight?

One at the moment.

Okay. Well, if it's one of the
guys we know, you keep him.

I can't promise you that.

Can you make sure he's-

Who are you talking to?

Nobody.

Nobody? You sure?

Just a friend of my bookie's.

Who? Bookie?

What bookie?

Short little bald guy.

Maybe a mustache.

What do you want? Or should I say...

What did his friend actually say?

He asked if he could stop by.

And you said yeah?

You going to have a problem with this guy?

Not likely.

How long did he say til he
was actually going to get here?

I don't know, I don't even
know where he's coming from.

All right, all right.

Well, we'll just sit here
and fucking wait, then.

Why did I go this way?

The fuck is this?

Are you fucking kidding me?

My dear...

You know you're not supposed to be alive.

Oh, that's funny to you.

Go ahead and laugh. Go ahead.

Go ahead and laugh.

Go ahead.

Go head I'll smoke when you keep laughing.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, I'll give you
until you stop laughing.

No, it's a riot.

It's great.

I don't get it.

It's you.

I wouldn't worry about it.

You're going to be
laughing too when you die.

Look who we have here.

You find what you were looking for?

I don't know.

I think I did.

Who's the psycho with the bat?

Just when I thought things
were getting fucking lonely.