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Episode 1
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The Xiongnu army is intruding
on our borders
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Chanyu, the ruler of Xiongnu, led an army
of 200,000 soldiers to the south
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General Li Guang, the defender of Yanmen Pass, has requested reinforcements
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They've pushed it too far
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By order of the Emperor, we summon the Xiongnu's envoy, Prince Hunye!
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Weiyang Palace
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Summon the Xiongnu's envoy,
Prince Hunye
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Weiyang Palace
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We, the honored envoys of the Great Xiongnu Kingdom
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greet the Emperor of the Han Dynasty on behalf of Junchen Chanyu
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Your Majesty, may I ask which princess you plan to give us for marriage?
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When can we set off with her?
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Our Chanyu has been looking forward to it for a long time
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Your Chanyu's wife is dead. Then can't he find a new one in the Xiongnu?
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Don't you have women there?
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Please grant us your permission, Your Majesty. We can be closer in this way
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Humph, even closer…
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I happen to be thinking of getting a new concubine
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You can go back and get more beauties. Just be ready
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If I pick one of them, we can also be closer to each other
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Your Majesty, please promise Chanyu first
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Let Chanyu promise me first
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I assume you are saying no to Chanyu's proposal
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You are not stupid
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Alright, then. Before my departure
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I should pass on Chanyu's message
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to you, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty
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I'm listening
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In this balmy fall with robust horses, Chanyu will lead 200,000 cavalry
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and meet the Emperor of the Han at the hunt outside the Yanmen Pass
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Then, Your Majesty, please bring as many mighty soldiers as you can
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So he wants a fight?
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Fine, he can count on it
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Changle Palace
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Unbelievable! So indecent!
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Auntie, please sit down. Don't hurt yourself
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Just what kind of Prime Minister are you?
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Why didn't you stop His Majesty in court?
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I'm sorry
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But, Auntie, if I stopped His Majesty at that time
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that would have made things worse
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Moreover
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I had to save His Majesty's face
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in front of the Xiongnu envoys
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Face? Does he still have any face left?
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If he continues on like this, our nation will face ruin and extinction!
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Do you think what brother did today
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would scare the Emperor into letting the Princess marry for peace?
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I can't tell
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Brother, are you really sure about this?
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I know the Emperor well. He won't agree with it
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Nice
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At tomorrow's imperial meeting
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let's continue to play our roles
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and completely irritate Prince Hunye
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When the Xiongnu lead their army here for war
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our Dou Family will…
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Brat! How dare you spit that out at will?
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I-I'm only saying that
in front of you, brother
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Not even in front of me
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Keep this in mind from now on
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Some things should only be spoken of, never acted upon
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And some things should only be done, never spoken about.
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Xuan Hall
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Hasn't the Emperor made a move yet?
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Then just keep those officials
on their knees
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Your Majesty
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Your Majesty, the officials
request to meet you
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No, I refuse!
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They claimed to be here for the case about the Xiongnu
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Why didn't they say anything
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in the Weiyang Palace back then?
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Tell them not to bring up marriage for peace ever again!
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But they're kneeling out there
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If you don't agree with the Xiongnu, Your Majesty
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they won't get up
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Then just keep them on their knees
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Let them kneel to death! All of them!
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Since the Emperor Gaozu's foundation of the Han Dynasty, we've been
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advocating Laozi and Zhuangzi, the virtue of water and inaction governance
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The policy of peace through marriage with the Xiongnu
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was exactly what saved us from trouble
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No one can change this national
policy easily
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But they're getting greedier
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The imperial court just let a princess marry Chanyu two years ago
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I know! She died of maladjustment
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It's a new one to succeed her this time
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Then keep them waiting
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My Empress hasn't given birth
to a child yet
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We have no princess to marry him
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Besides, one princess shall go marry for peace every two or three years
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I've only seen those princesses
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marrying in tears
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Never did I see any one of them come back alive
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Your Majesty! Are you discussing national policy with me
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or are you talking back to me?
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I dare not, Grandmother
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Then prepare yourself
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to agree to the Xiongnu envoys' terms
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Stop there!
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Boy, are you a fool?
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A man in the emperor's suit is not necessarily an emperor
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But I am the Emperor
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But the commander's tally is still in the Changle Palace
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All the officials are taking their cue from your grandmother's eyes
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From her eyes? Seriously?
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Yes
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Don't think she can see anything just because she's blind
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She sees everything clearly
in her mind's eye
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Even I dare not look into her eyes in front of her
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Then I can only hold myself back
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and count on her, right?
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I can't do anything, can I?
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Am I still the Emperor?
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I'm no more than a puppet
controlled by her!
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Just wait until you can make your own decisions
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Mother, I'd like to ask you
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what the Emperor Gaozu was doing
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at the age of 23
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He had already slayed the white serpent and risen up!
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A little district leader went through trials and tribulations
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to gain the vast territory of our empire
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But what about me?
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What am I working on now?
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I really feel like a disgrace to our ancestors
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My son, please do as I said and get over it first
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Mother, please go back
to the palace and rest
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Actually, it's not that hard
to please the elder
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Just go greet her with a big smile from time to time
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You won't lose anything
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Escort the Empress Dowager back to the palace!
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Chang'an City
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Four Seas Inn
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Oh, no
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Where's my wallet?
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I still got it this morning
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No way…
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There's no way…
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Sir, I'm afraid
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you have no money at all
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Pardon?
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Just look at me! Look at my ears, nose, eyebrows
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and my honest eyes
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as clear as blue water
and green mountains
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I literally don't like those who eat and run
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We're not the largest restaurant here in Chang'an
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but we're the oldest
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You could go and ask around
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No customers have ever lost their belongings in our restaurant
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I'm also telling the truth
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This table is my witness. You can ask it
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Did I lie?
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And you can ask this. Did I lie? Say something!
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I didn't lie. They didn't say yes
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Did he lie? Did he lie? Did he tell a lie?
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Say something! They didn't say no. So you lied
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Sir, what's the point of us arguing here?
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Just for money, right?
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What is money? You can't take it away anyway after you die
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Mere worldly possessions! I will give you that one day
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- Today is that day. - You want it now?
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Exactly
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Look carefully
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Take a closer look again
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- Is it amazing? - Amazing!
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- Incredible? -Incredible!
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Now give me the money
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What money?
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- The juggling fee! - Juggling fee?
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Xuan Hall
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Greetings, Your Majesty
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I want you to go on a tour outside the imperial palace with me
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Your Majesty, aren't you afraid…
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Gongyang, your today's job
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is to go to feed the dogs in the kennel instead of Yi
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Your Majesty, I don't know how to feed dogs
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You don't know?
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- Then I'll cut you into pieces to feed the dogs! Can you do it now? - Yes
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By the way, keep quiet about
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my outing with Yi today
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If anything goes wrong, I'll have to feed you to the dogs
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Your Majesty! Please, Your Majesty…
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- Let's go. - Yes, Your Majesty. - Your Majesty…
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Your… My lord, let's go back to the imperial palace after this!
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My ass still hurts
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from General Dou's beating last time
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Just follow me. No need to
be afraid of them
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Let me show you what is the so-called immortal undoing
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It's got dead knots on both sides. Go!
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- Bravo! - Bravo!
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What are they doing over there? Huh?
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Let's go and check it out
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Guys, here's another amazing trick for you to enjoy
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The Great Shift of Humans
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Look
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This is a box. Please open the box
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- Is it a real box? - Yes! - Yep!
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- Is it empty inside? - Yes!
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Good
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I'd like to ask a lady to do me a favor
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I think I've seen this guy
somewhere before
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Do you? But I don't remember him
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Look carefully, guys
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- Put the lid on. - Now I remember!
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On your last secret trip outside the palace
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you ran into this man on the street with a cart of books
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- What books? - Lock the box
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He said the books were called The Essentials of a Sage Emperor
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written to teach an emperor how to rule the state and fight the Xiongnu
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He said he wanted to trade that cart of books for a position of minister
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And then you spit on him
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Look! This is the so-called Great Shift of Humans
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Change!
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One more try… Watch this! The Great Shift of Humans!
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- Bravo! - Bravo…
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Look, guys
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- Bravo! - Bravo…
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Guys, be it emotional or financial, please gimme your support
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C'mon, please give as much as you can. Thank you so much
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I appreciate your tips. Thank you
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Don't go! Come on… Get me the chamber pot. Don't go, please
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Look, guys!
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- The chamber pot! - Let's stay and have a look
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It's not a normal chamber pot for peeing
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This is a chamber pot made in the Shang Dynasty
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passed on to me after the Western Zhou, Eastern Zhou, and the Qin Dynasty
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Then take another look at it
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This hole is not big enough for even a hand
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But I can fit my head in it!
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- Liar! - No one will believe it!
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Tell me who in this world can do this
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Only me, Dongfang Shuo
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In the past and in the future,
only I can make it
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- Do you wanna see it? - Yes! - Yes…
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- Are you leaving now? - No! - No!
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Although this trick is marvelous
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it is super risky
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Maybe I can put my head in, but I can't pull it out
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So, you should pay me first
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- Hope you can understand… - Hold on!
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What if we pay you,
but you don't perform it?
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Hey, there are so many witnesses here
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One tug from each of you will tear me to pieces
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Do I dare not perform it? Huh?
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I'll pay you one tael of silver!
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Thank you! Thank you, sir!
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Who else wants to watch it? Pay me for it…
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance to watch this exclusive trick!
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Like an exclusive shop with no branches in Chang'an!
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Alright, then. I guess you've collected enough money, right?
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- Just do it now since you've got enough money. - Do it!
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- Get me the knife. - Yes
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Now, I'd like to ask someone warm-hearted to help
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Just use this kitchen knife to go like this…
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Cut off my head
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And my head will get into this chamber pot in one fell swoop
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Come on. Which one of you would like to help?
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No one has the guts.
If he's really cut to death
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the murderer shall pay with his life by the laws of the Great Han
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He asked someone to cut his head. So no one is to blame if he dies
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The laws don't cover this
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You will be screwed if you kill someone
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It's not worthwhile to pay your life for a rogue's life, isn't it?
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Anybody?
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Anybody to cut my head?
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Let's go. No need to watch this
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If there's still nobody to cut, I'm gonna pack up and head home
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I'll do it!
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Can you really? This is no joke
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No joke, of course
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If you accidentally cut me to death…
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Since you can play this kind of trick, you won't die for sure
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Is your trick fake?
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Nope… It's real, I promise
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I'm just afraid you might not get it right when you cut
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Just rest assured. When I was a kid, I butchered chicken and geese
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and always finished them with one blow
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Then just do it
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Hold on!
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Dude
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you must cut me right here on this hairline
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Otherwise, my head wouldn't be able to get into that chamber pot
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And you would have to pay for my death
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- Cut the crap! Just hack! - Hack!
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Dude, how about I buy you some drinks in the Hidden Spring Chamber tonight?
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- That's a cheap bribe. - Keep it down!
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See? So much money
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Let's split it between you and me
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I'm not short of money
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- Are you really gonna cut me? - Really
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Are you really not afraid to pay for murder?
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I feel like my life is so meaningless every day, anyway
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- I already don't wanna live anymore. - Cut him!
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Good! In this case, just do it!
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Three
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two
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- one! - Do it!
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Fine. Do not stop me. I'm really gonna cut you now
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Wait a minute!
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Lady, please step aside
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Do not get in the way of us watching his head getting into the chamber pot
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Sirs
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I know this man
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He was scared out of his wits when he was little
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that was the root of his mania
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So please don't believe in him. He's the dumbest person in the world
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Ridiculous! I'm not dumb!
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I'm smart as a whip, never dumb!
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I'm the cleverest in the world!
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Nonsense! His Majesty is the smartest person!
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Duh! Dongfang Shuo ranks first in intelligence; His Majesty ranks second
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Pardon?
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Dongfang Shuo ranks first, and His Majesty ranks second!
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- Guys! Can he not get into the chamber pot today? - No!
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I'm really gonna execute you today for His Majesty's sake!
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I have to behead you today!
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Shuo!
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Your Majesty
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Why did you come to this indecent place?
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Why can't I be here?
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I feel depressed in the imperial palace. So I came out to relax
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I'll burn you
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All of you
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I'm gonna burn all of you to ashes
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I'm not welcome here
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There's somewhere else I belong
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I'm going back to my hometown
in Shandong
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I'll plant apple trees
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and eat my own apples
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Go!
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Stop!
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You freaked me out, bro
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Shuo!
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Shuo, how could you do this?
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They're what you've been working on for years!
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00:25:06,053 --> 00:25:09,133
You told me you wrote this cartload of The Strategy of a Virtuous Sovereign
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to teach the Emperor
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how to enrich the state and the people, and how to defeat the Xiongnu
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They're useless now
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00:25:18,293 --> 00:25:20,253
I've offended the Emperor
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He's trying every means to catch me and kill me
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He doesn't need my wits and tactics
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00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:30,333
But… But what if he won't kill you?
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00:25:30,373 --> 00:25:32,973
I claimed in front of him that
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I was No.1 in wisdom while the Emperor was No. 2. He'll kill me for sure
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00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,613
This is a terrible offense
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00:25:38,613 --> 00:25:39,933
He could kill me more than once
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00:25:39,933 --> 00:25:42,493
It's even reasonable for him to kill me a hundred times!
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00:25:43,973 --> 00:25:47,093
Do you think you can persuade the Emperor to spare my life
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just because you're Wei Qing, Grand Princess Pingyang's groom slave
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00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:54,653
and Dongfang Shuo's sworn brother in Chang'an?
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00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,573
Can you meet His Majesty?
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00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:03,733
Don't laugh at me like this.
I'm telling the truth
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This morning
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when my sister went to the stables to send me a change of clothes
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she said the Grand Princess went to the imperial palace to meet His Majesty
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00:26:11,693 --> 00:26:14,693
Her Highness came back sighing
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Young widows are all like that.
They're insane
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My sister also said His Majesty had run into trouble
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00:26:20,253 --> 00:26:22,733
What trouble?
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00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,613
The Xiongnu envoys met His Majesty
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and asked His Majesty to let another Han princess marry the Xiongnu Chanyu
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00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:32,693
But the Empress can't bear children, so they have no daughters
365
00:26:33,973 --> 00:26:36,853
Princess Pingyang's Mansion
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Dongfang Shuo, according to Wei Qing, you have got an idea
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00:26:42,213 --> 00:26:46,733
Your Highness, my eloquence can equal a million soldiers
368
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,973
Those little officials…
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I mean
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Your Highness, I've come up with a plan for His Majesty
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Everyone
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I've been pondering
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over the marriage for peace all night
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I hold the view that
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since the Emperors of our Dynasty
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have adopted this policy with the Xiongnu
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00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:29,973
it's against the convention if I change it now
378
00:27:30,493 --> 00:27:31,613
It also violates
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00:27:31,653 --> 00:27:36,093
our dynasty's fundamental principle of ruling the world with filial piety
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00:27:36,453 --> 00:27:42,013
So I have decided to take your advice
381
00:27:42,053 --> 00:27:45,613
and agree to make peace with the Xiongnu Chanyu by marriage
382
00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:51,333
However
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00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:56,293
the Empress hasn't given birth to a single princess yet
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00:27:56,933 --> 00:28:00,053
while the former Emperor's princesses are all married
385
00:28:00,093 --> 00:28:04,173
Thus, I hereby make an official declaration
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to enlist the daughters of all ministers in favor of the marriage alliance
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to be registered promptly. Those who excel shall be made princesses
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to cater to the Xiongnu Chanyu's need for brides
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00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:25,653
Your Majesty, I am willing to carry out this mission
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00:28:25,773 --> 00:28:27,653
and visit each family for registration
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00:28:27,653 --> 00:28:30,773
I will scout all their daughters for your use, Your Majesty
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00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:31,773
You're wrong
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00:28:32,413 --> 00:28:34,693
It's not for my use
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They will be sent to the vast desert
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for Chanyu's use in the cold tents
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I see, Your Majesty
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Then I'm entrusting it to you,
General Gan Fu
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Remember, unmarried girls under the age of twenty shall all be registered
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Because marriage for peace is a long-term national policy
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00:28:59,693 --> 00:29:03,853
while most princesses can't get used to the environment there
401
00:29:04,013 --> 00:29:07,093
He needs a new wife
every two to three years
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00:29:07,453 --> 00:29:11,293
So we need a large reserve of princesses
403
00:29:11,453 --> 00:29:13,653
Now
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00:29:13,693 --> 00:29:19,333
all the supporters of marriage for peace, please come forward
405
00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:33,973
Your Majesty, since those officials are all humble and meek
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00:29:34,013 --> 00:29:37,413
I'm going to lead people to visit each of their houses for registration
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00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:41,333
Hold on. It's better to be voluntary
408
00:29:41,853 --> 00:29:44,733
I've never been a fan of coercion
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00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:52,933
Therefore, if you don't like it
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00:29:52,973 --> 00:29:56,413
please write memorials to abolish marriage for peace
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00:29:56,453 --> 00:30:01,133
I will definitely take it into consideration
412
00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:06,373
Meeting adjourned
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00:30:13,733 --> 00:30:18,653
It looks like I was wrong about this little Emperor
414
00:30:18,973 --> 00:30:23,693
I'm impressed with his counterattack
415
00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:27,493
- Prime Minister. - Yes, Auntie
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00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,213
Do you think
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00:30:30,213 --> 00:30:34,573
he really came up with this plan by himself in his room
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00:30:34,893 --> 00:30:38,813
or there's a mastermind behind it?
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00:30:39,253 --> 00:30:43,653
According to Gongyang, Grand Princess Pingyang often visits the Xuan Hall
420
00:30:43,693 --> 00:30:46,773
She also keeps thousands of steeds in her mansion
421
00:30:46,973 --> 00:30:51,053
As a girl, what is she doing with so many horses?
422
00:30:51,693 --> 00:30:53,573
She said they were for the Emperor
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00:30:53,573 --> 00:30:55,653
So His Majesty could conquer the Xiongnu at any time
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00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:56,853
Ridiculous!
425
00:30:57,853 --> 00:30:59,733
Does she think the imperial court is not chaotic enough?
426
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:02,173
Does she want to fuel the conflict?
427
00:31:04,453 --> 00:31:07,933
Auntie, though Grand Princess Pingyang is a woman
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00:31:07,973 --> 00:31:09,613
But she's had a temper since she was little
429
00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:12,533
like a female surpassing her male peers
430
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:16,053
Che alone already gets on my nerves
431
00:31:16,093 --> 00:31:17,533
Now Pingyang is also doing this
432
00:31:17,893 --> 00:31:21,453
They'll cause endless trouble at the imperial court
433
00:31:21,853 --> 00:31:28,613
Auntie, I might have to say something offensive. Please forgive me
434
00:31:29,413 --> 00:31:34,613
We're both from the Dou Family. Just say whatever you want
435
00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:38,053
The Princess's husband, Mr. Cao, has been dead for three years
436
00:31:38,093 --> 00:31:40,733
Grand Princess Pingyang is still young
437
00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:44,533
She must be lonely living at home alone
438
00:31:44,573 --> 00:31:48,493
Over time, it's inevitable for her to make some trouble
439
00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:52,133
We should find her a new husband as soon as possible
440
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,893
and let her settle down
441
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:56,853
You are so wise, Auntie
442
00:31:57,813 --> 00:31:58,693
But, Auntie
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00:31:59,573 --> 00:32:03,453
Grand Princess Pingyang is a noble member of the imperial family
444
00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:07,373
Ordinary people can hardly
match a princess
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00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,933
So you mean…
446
00:32:12,243 --> 00:32:15,853
Auntie, please forgive me. If I say something wrong
447
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,493
please just forget it
448
00:32:21,283 --> 00:32:22,133
No
449
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,413
you're not wrong
450
00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:37,413
Dongfang Shuo, this gold is for you
451
00:32:37,693 --> 00:32:40,133
It's my reward to you
452
00:32:40,813 --> 00:32:45,453
Thank you, Your Highness. Then I will boldly accept it
453
00:32:45,653 --> 00:32:49,853
Well, Your Highness,
did you tell His Majesty
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00:32:49,893 --> 00:32:53,253
this was my idea?
455
00:32:53,253 --> 00:32:55,413
Don't be so hasty
456
00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:59,853
When the time comes, I will let His Majesty know
457
00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,373
Thank you again, Your Highness
458
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:13,733
This is nonsense!
459
00:33:15,013 --> 00:33:17,653
How can the officials' daughters be princesses?
460
00:33:18,573 --> 00:33:20,373
You, the Emperor, don't have
any princesses
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00:33:20,413 --> 00:33:24,573
but our Great Han Dynasty's
feudal lords do!
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00:33:24,613 --> 00:33:28,573
Mother, please calm down. Che has realized his mistake
463
00:33:28,733 --> 00:33:31,093
- Prime Minister. - Yes, Your Grace
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From now on, all the decrees and edicts at the imperial court
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need my imperial seal to take effect
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00:33:40,013 --> 00:33:40,853
Yes, Your Grace
467
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:42,973
- Grandmother! - Enough!
468
00:33:43,973 --> 00:33:46,253
- You may leave now. - Che…
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00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:58,253
- Empress Dowager. - Yes, Your Grace
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00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:04,173
- You stay. Let's have a private talk. - Yes, Mother
471
00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:09,293
Come on. Sit down
472
00:34:15,173 --> 00:34:21,773
It looks like I'm meant to be busy with all sorts of things
473
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:28,213
But I have no other choice. It's all because of my son's untimely death
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00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:32,173
He passed away at the age of 47
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00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:36,453
Mother, please don't be mad at Che
476
00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:41,413
His Majesty is too young. It is my fault for not educating him properly
477
00:34:41,453 --> 00:34:44,173
I am the one to blame
478
00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:47,373
We'll talk about Che's case later
479
00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:53,253
- Today, I'd like to talk to you about Pingyang. - Pingyang?
480
00:34:54,173 --> 00:34:57,013
Pingyang is a poor little thing
481
00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:01,973
I'm a Dou, you are a Wang,
and she is a Liu
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00:35:01,973 --> 00:35:07,293
But the three of us all suffer
the fate of widows
483
00:35:07,853 --> 00:35:13,653
Only widows understand widows
484
00:35:13,693 --> 00:35:17,893
Pingyang is only in her twenties, after all
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00:35:17,933 --> 00:35:21,013
She still has a long way to go
486
00:35:21,013 --> 00:35:23,693
We two should try
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00:35:23,693 --> 00:35:27,533
to find her a suitable husband
488
00:35:29,813 --> 00:35:32,133
You are right, Mother
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Send her to the Xiongnu to marry Chanyu and become his queen
490
00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:43,613
Mother
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00:35:46,173 --> 00:35:47,813
is this your idea?
492
00:35:53,053 --> 00:35:54,693
No way
493
00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:58,253
There's no way
494
00:35:58,853 --> 00:36:00,973
you'd treat your own child like this
495
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:03,733
It's the Grand Empress Dowager
496
00:36:04,973 --> 00:36:06,173
It's the Grand Empress
Dowager's idea, right?
497
00:36:16,573 --> 00:36:17,893
Mother
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00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:22,053
I just want to ask you
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if you're willing to do this
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00:36:27,213 --> 00:36:28,733
Are you really willing
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00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,413
to let me marry a Xiongnu man?
502
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:40,213
Your husband passed away
three years ago
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00:36:42,213 --> 00:36:45,933
You can have a new family now
504
00:36:50,453 --> 00:36:57,053
Family… Is this the wonderful family you chose for me, Mother?
505
00:37:05,813 --> 00:37:08,773
Mother… Mom!
506
00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:11,813
I only want to know
507
00:37:13,573 --> 00:37:16,333
if I'm really your child
508
00:37:20,493 --> 00:37:23,733
- My girl! - Mom…
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00:37:27,973 --> 00:37:33,093
I know it's so unfair to you
510
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:39,013
But I have no other choice…
511
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:48,773
Just consider it a favor to your brother, the Emperor
512
00:37:52,693 --> 00:37:54,773
Mother…
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00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:58,893
Shuo, Qing!
514
00:37:59,013 --> 00:37:59,333
Brother Gan
515
00:37:59,973 --> 00:38:00,933
Take it slow, Brother Gan…
516
00:38:01,373 --> 00:38:02,413
Bad news!
517
00:38:02,453 --> 00:38:05,453
The Grand Empress Dowager will let the Grand Princess Pingyang marry Chanyu
518
00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:06,253
What?
519
00:38:06,253 --> 00:38:06,453
I'm so anxious while you look so happy!
520
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,813
Shuo, please stop joking around
521
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:11,413
Grand Princess Pingyang firmly supports His Majesty to fight the Xiongnu
522
00:38:11,413 --> 00:38:11,933
She can't go to marry in the Xiongnu!
523
00:38:12,653 --> 00:38:15,333
- Why are you laughing? - What are you laughing at?
524
00:38:16,053 --> 00:38:16,853
I was thinking that
525
00:38:17,573 --> 00:38:20,973
last time, I already let Princess Pingyang help His Majesty with my idea
526
00:38:21,013 --> 00:38:22,453
And now, I got another chance!
527
00:38:22,693 --> 00:38:24,333
I can work out a way for His Majesty once again
528
00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:26,213
Nice
529
00:38:26,453 --> 00:38:28,493
Wei Qing, do you think His Majesty will forgive me
530
00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,973
for shouting on the street that I ranked first in intelligence
531
00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:34,533
and His Majesty ranked second?
532
00:38:41,373 --> 00:38:43,173
- Your Highness. - Rise
533
00:38:43,813 --> 00:38:45,133
Have you brought Dongfang Shuo here?
534
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,893
Greetings, Your Highness
535
00:38:50,693 --> 00:38:52,573
Your Highness, I'll leave first
536
00:38:56,613 --> 00:39:00,013
I don't need your present. I need your idea
537
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:03,893
My idea is my present to you,
Your Highness
538
00:39:03,933 --> 00:39:07,213
Then tell me about your opinion
539
00:39:07,493 --> 00:39:08,973
I'm not bragging
540
00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:12,613
So long as you put forward my idea in front of His Majesty
541
00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:16,213
the Grand Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager will soon realize
542
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,853
they have to take back their order
543
00:39:17,893 --> 00:39:21,253
instead of letting you marry the Xiongnu Chanyu
544
00:39:24,253 --> 00:39:28,453
You see the imperial family as an ordinary clan
545
00:39:28,773 --> 00:39:30,093
Keep this in mind
546
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:33,653
Imperial family members never go back on their word
547
00:39:34,013 --> 00:39:36,053
let alone the Grand Empress Dowager
548
00:39:36,453 --> 00:39:37,453
Your Highness
549
00:39:38,013 --> 00:39:40,573
I'm just planning to let the two Empress Dowagers
550
00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:44,173
withdraw their order
551
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,693
You know nothing about the imperial family
552
00:39:47,013 --> 00:39:48,213
Taking off the imperial clothes
553
00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:51,213
an imperial family member looks no different from an ordinary man
554
00:39:51,493 --> 00:39:52,693
Dongfang Shuo!
555
00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:55,053
That was a slip of the tongue
556
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:59,333
I'm sorry I offended you, Your Highness. Please punish me
557
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:03,733
Your Highness
558
00:40:03,773 --> 00:40:05,013
I've been eating leftovers
559
00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:08,413
in Wei Qing's stables
over the past few days
560
00:40:08,453 --> 00:40:12,093
So everything I say is no more than a load of crap
561
00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:16,613
My idea is also kind of lousy, I'm afraid
562
00:40:18,173 --> 00:40:19,973
Dongfang Shuo, stop joking around!
563
00:40:20,013 --> 00:40:22,133
Tell me about your idea now!
564
00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:26,453
Your Highness, I've put my idea in this box
565
00:40:26,453 --> 00:40:29,013
Please accept it, Your Highness41089
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