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All right, move it. You're in my spot.

Ah, what do you mean you're in my spot?
I don't see a sign seating or names in

this motherfucker.

What do you call me?

Huh?

Huh?

Fuck it, I'm deaf anyways.

All right, move it. I'm not moving
unless we duel.

You want to fucking duel me, huh?

Yep.

Oh my gosh.

What is going on here?

You guys know each other from the war.
What's going on? Don't fight like that.

This man hasn't been my friend since the
war. Ever since he tried to kill my

girl. Your girl? No, she was my girl,
you rat -faced bastard. You guys, stop

Grandpa, don't you recognize me?

Where's that granddaughter?

Oh, sweetheart, of course I do. What's
the matter with you? Who are you? You

don't recognize these beautiful girls?

No. Oh, you kind of look familiar.

My eyes are up here. I'm just saying,
sweetheart, I haven't seen you in a long

time. Oh, that's right.

You have your mother's...

Heights. Yes. Yeah.

She's actually four inches shorter than
me. Yes. Very good.

You look wonderful. I am doing well.

Well, you guys need to make it up now,
okay? No more fighting.

I don't know. We haven't been friends
for a while ever since he tried to steal

my wife. That's not true.

It's not your wife. She was a town
whore.

Steal my wife. I respected her.

I rented her out.

You guys make it up. No, Grandpa.

Apologize right now.

I'm going to fuck your granddaughter.

What? What did I say? I said I like
DeLoreans.

Yes, of course. Do you want to see the
rest of this house?

I guess.

Yeah, a tour would be nice. A tour would
be nice.

Can you help me up the stairs?

You should take a seat. Just take a
seat.

You don't look like you're doing too
well.

Oh, Tammy gets me all worked up. It's my
heart.

Can I help?

Could your heart... Would you mind...
Would you mind getting my heart

medication? It's in my medicine cabinet.

Just tell me which...

Let's see, right down the hallway here,
the second door on the left, right in

the medicine cabinet.

Okay. Thank you. I'll be right back.
Okay.

Oh,

I brought you some water and your, oh,
sorry, on the right -hand side.

Just give me one there.

Funny tasting. What are these?

I got them, like you said. They were on
the right -hand side of the medicine

cabinet. They're not on the right - This
isn't my medication.

What room did you get these from?

It's a bathroom, like you told me.

The second door on the left?

The right -hand side. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Did I grab the wrong one?

Oh, sweetie. These are Tommy's pills.

Come on. Hold that for me, would you?

Let me get my walker. I can grab your
walker for you. Yeah?

Yeah, let's go see Tom.

I don't know what to do.

Alright, you got it.

So,

is this your room?

Not too jabby, huh?

Is my grandpa's room as big as yours?

I got the biggest room in the house
because I'm the most popular.

I was wondering, can you help me with

something?

Of course. I mean, I've known you for so
long. You're practically my grandpa.

Yeah,

I am. I want to be so many things right
now. But I need help.

I haven't had help for a long time.

Are you willing to help me?

Of course.

If you go in that top drawer there,

there's something you could help me out
with that I would really appreciate.

See, Agnes in the other room, I
haven't... Well, the thing is, I would

really stick it to her.

And I just can't. My soldier hasn't been
at attention for quite a while now.

What? What are you talking about?

In here?

Yes, right in there.

That's it!

The magic maker!

Your penis!

Where? There! My penis?

Yes! Oh, we better do something about
it. But... I need help. Is this what you

need help with? What the heck is this
thing? If you use this on me, I will

become a full soldier again. I'll be all
standing, all erect. And then I'll

really be able to give it an Agnes.

Would you help me, please?

I'd love to.

Oh, jolly gee jimmy gees. I guess that's
for a good cause. I'm a

veteran. You'll be doing a service for
your country.

All right.

Hold it still.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Pump away.

like life is coming back inside me as if
God is inside me and

he's penetrating me from the inside.

You are getting bigger!

Woo! I thought I'd never hear that
before.

Wow! This is awesome! I feel like I
could dance!

Oh, okay. Do you think it's... Okay,
should we take it off now? Are you done?

Wait, just a little bit more.

Admire how big and talk about it.

Um, your cock looks really big and very
pumped up and ready for that one lady

that you're talking about. Agnes!

That's her name. Agnes, she'll love this
big boner of yours. I hope I... She's

gonna really like it.

Most old men can't have... Boners like
this. This is pretty neat.

Yeah. Believe me, I thought my time was
up.

I know. What a great medical device.

I'm telling you. Thank God for science.
I think you're done with it. I'm going

to remove it now, okay?

Okay. Nice and slow.

Uh -huh. Ooh.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look what you did to it. It's beautiful.

It's so big.

I haven't been with a woman in a while,
then I want to be ready for Agnes. Oh,

my God. Can you help me remember what it
is to be with a woman?

Um, what did you mean?

I mean, maybe put it in your mouth?

Um, I guess.

I heard yes.

Hallelujah.

Strike up the band and start the
barbecue.

You like it? What is going on?

I'm doing things to your mouth because
you're helping me because you have a

heart and you care about veterans.

Yes. Oh, I love seeing you gag in your
eyes.

Get on it.

That's cool.

Yes.

You can't be doing that.

What am I doing? That's his
granddaughter.

It is her granddaughter.

This is about that village whore, isn't
it? No.

I want to get with Agnes next door. You
know how hot she is.

Crisis on my hand. What is this? I took
these pills by mistake.

I gave him the wrong pills.

Where'd you get them?

Where did he get them, darling? I think
from your side of the cabinet, Grandpa.

My side?

This is bad.

How bad is it? Am I going to die?

You could die.

Are you feeling hot and hard in certain
places?

I am, as a matter of fact.

What do we do?

We gotta see how bad it is.

Right now?

Better now than never.

Hold on to this.

Whoa!

It hasn't been that hard in a long time.

That's what I'm saying.

What's gonna happen? Am I gonna die?

Put it away, bro. You won't die.

Only if you get mouth... ...suscitation.

Should we call one of the nurses?

No! They're bitches.

You don't do any of this for us. You
gotta step up. But that's your friend,

Grandpa. I know. Are you willing to step
up and save his life?

I guess.

Good for you, kid.

There you go.

Okay, here we go. Are you sure this will
work? Yes, I promise.

Okay.

Just like that.

Are you feeling better? Oh, maybe a
little bit, but we should keep going.

I'm so sorry, Grandpa.

Oh, honey, you know, if you want to make
it up, you could take that little zoom.

Oh, take this off?

Yeah, we don't want you to have a heat
stroke.

How are you doing?

You're really...

You're like Mother Teresa.

No, that's just right.

It is right. Good girl.

You're going to get a box of socks for
Christmas.

I love that noise.

Don't fall over.

It's okay. This is wrong.

Is it? But it feels so right.

Maybe that's...

That's good. Just like that.

It tastes better at the bottom right
down there.

All the way down.

What he said is right.

It tastes better at the bottom.

I can't really get it tonight.

That was so deep in my mouth. Hey, don't
be rude. Take your boobs out.

You don't want us to die without saying
our boobs. I don't want you to go home

with dirty clothes.

Whatever gets them to talk after. It's
really awesome.

It is gross.

I know.

That's okay.

Think of a happy place.

You're hurting my hair.

Grandpa, don't fall.

Oh, good call. I don't want to fall on
her. Whoa.

Sorry about that.

I'm a sleeper. I can pass out whenever.

Oh, look at all the spit.

Where's your spit? Yeah. You got to try
harder. Oh, you want to maybe go to the

back of your throat. That's where all
the good spit is.

I like that. Do you like balls?

No, I don't like balls.

They stink like old man.

You smell like death.

I don't, I smell like cat litter.

This is awesome.

Was your pill wearing off yet? No, no, I
think it's starting to work on her. How

long did his pill last for? Four hours!

If you're not careful, he could die.

That's cool.

Do the nurses know we're in here?

Yes, and no one's going to tell them.

I like when you chew on it.

Chew on it like a pear.

Come on.

I know.

Keep chewing.

Yeah,

that's really good.

You know what makes this better? When
you can't breathe.

Oh, yeah.

You need your breathing machine.

I love my breathing machine.

I know you do.

You're doing so bad.

If it gets dark, you can do this.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong with you?

Can I smell that?

I'm really sorry.

Grandpa, are we finished?

No. This is really hard.

I'm going to have a heart attack, I
think. What? I'm going to have a heart

attack if I don't come.

Yeah. Have you seen the commercials?
These hard -ons can last up to four

before a heart attack or diarrhea.

Which one do you want?

My mouth is getting tired. Can we just
try something else?

Oh, well, yeah.

All right. I thought you'd never ask.
Maybe let's lay down.

Yeah, you guys get comfortable.

We're our manners.

You want me to get laid down?

Where are you going? I want to help. I'm
just getting some

air. You should get air.

Air down here.

Look at that.

You got a nice penis.

That's not a penis. That's a vagina.

Oh my gosh!

That's awesome!

You're very aggressive.

It's my old hand. Is this going to help
you?

Your friend's tongue feels really old.

Good. Tell him thank you. And then ask
him, when are you going to sharpen my

knives?

Oh, yes.

Is that lighter?

I think that you're still being really
rough with my clips. It's because I have

no feelings in my hands.

He doesn't have teeth either.

Always arthritis.

I'm going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

I was going to wait until my first
boyfriend could do this to me.

Really?

Ancient.

How are you doing?

Do you want to go to the zoo?

Sorry.

Let me go to the zoo right now. I'm good
with that. No, that's crazy.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you see what your friend is doing to
me? Be gentle with her, Grandpa. I am

gentle. He's trying.

I'm sorry. My grandpa's dick is really
long. It runs in the family.

I could tell.

Give me compliments.

There's nothing to compliment.

You're old as fuck.

I have ears, you know.

Grandpa,

keep your hands on her.

I can't help it.

What's the matter with you?

Let's get comfortable.

Oh my gosh.

You guys should talk to each other.

Are you okay down there?

I'm trying.

Does it hurt?

No. Okay.

Is it even all the way hard?

It's hard from those pillows.

Put them together.

Bring them over here.

Oh, my God.

I think they're going to come through.
They're pretty old. Do you want these?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Oh,

my God.

You're such a good boy.

Am I?

I remember what used to make you laugh.

I like pickles.

No.

That's not funny anymore.

I'm not like that anymore.

Uh -huh.

It's awesome.

Do you see how awesome this is?

Grandpa, I don't know if I want to see
it. Well, you have to. Close your look,

darling.

It's so dry.

I'm not that into it. Hey, honey, what
are you doing?

Spitting on it. Spitting on your girl.
Just a little spin. Oh, you touched it.

I don't know if my pussy can get wet for
you.

Oh, it feels pretty wet to me. This is
the last time they're coming out of the

house. Then again.

It's so hairy.

Are you looking?

It's hairy, man. I'm trying not to.

Can you hold my hand? We can get through
this. Oh, my gosh.

Just pretend these are young dicks. I'm
pretending.

Yeah, pretend.

We'll pretend. This is Tyler. Oh, you
can't. Get your dick away from my mouth,

please.

They're so close. Did you want any water
or anything like that? I'm

sorry. I'll just put it right back
inside of me.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, my gosh. Careful with your
background.

Am I walking right now?

You're going to need your walker again.

Oh, yes.

We come from a time and a period

where we did things that no one else
could do now. Because you're all on your

fucking phones.

Grandpa, get your hand off my chair.

She can't do anything now.

That's hot.

I like Scrabble. Oh my God.

We should.

I think I should also.

Give her some more.

Oh my gosh.

Maybe it'd be easier if we just hugged
the whole time.

Oh, that would be great. I think that's
a great idea.

Wonderful.

I just need a little emotional support
through this. You don't need to pat her

head.

Hey!

It's all that spinach they give us. You
guys keep going, you're going to miss

dinner time.

Oh, I think this is better than dinner.

When we're done in time for bingo,
that's the most important part. I love

Bingo, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, sweetheart.

Are you okay?

I'm going to lay down. It's my back. Oh,
that's a good idea.

That's really weird. No, it's not weird
at all. Come on.

Maybe you should lay down, too.

I'm worried about your back. Who called?

Hello, friend.

Is that a phone?

Sorry. We need to get on top. We'll have
more control over these weirdos. I

think that's a great idea.

You can put a pillow over my face.

I'm thinking about it.

Oh, hey.

It's the seventh day. Oh, yes,
sweetheart.

Oh my god.

I'm surprised he's still alive. No more
fighting with my grandpa.

Oh my god.

Like a virgin coconut.

Hey! Hey!

You're saving his life.

You were the one attacking me earlier.

You choked me on my cum, faster.

That's a good idea. Me too.

Oh, God.

I don't think, I think you're too old
for that. Come on. Come on.

You're buttery with ointment.

Oh, it's been gay.

Come on. Come on.

Get it?

God. It's been gay.

When's the last time you guys had sex
with men?

I don't know.

What day is it?

I don't know if I want to get that close
to my grandpa penis.

Look how hairy his nuts are. This is
totally

wrong. Nerd!

Nerd!

They're on their break. They don't hear
anything.

Gosh.

That's really fast for your age. Maybe
you should touch her boobs instead.

those ones too. Yeah.

You bring it out of me, kid.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Do you think that maybe we could, like,
try a different position

where we don't have to look at you guys?

Yeah.

What do you think? The old sack -a
-roonie like we used to do? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

Let's do that.

It's happening

They don't stop once in a while to take
a look around.

Oh, Grandpa.

Oh, here she goes. Oh, Dusty.

Keep it in your granddaughter's mouth,
okay?

You wanted to make your grandpa come.

Grandma was right. You've got a really
big one.

Thank you, darling.

Wait, what do you mean? She told you?
Oops,

I fell out.

Where am I going?

Grandpa. Sorry. No cheating, Grandpa.
You know what you're doing.

Do we put these around and pin the tail
of the dog type of thing? That's totally

weird.

I'm so wrong.

It reminds me of Poland.

I just wish this was going to be
completed and

everyone's done with themselves.
Grandpa!

What'd I do?

Let me get that in.

Somebody got bigger.

Are you trying to stick it in the other?
What are you talking about? I'm inside

you. Grandpa, are you already going to
fuck my friend?

One hole.

Oh, whoopsie. Wow, that's embarrassing.

Oh, my God.

It was me.

It was me for sure.

He's got so many gray hairs in my mouth.

That's hot.

That's great.

You can floss your teeth with them.

Grandpa, your friend's bugging me really
hard.

I have a lot of depression.

Wow.

Do you want me to talk with them? Do you
want me to tell them, hey, maybe you

might want to do that gentle romantic.

I think that's what she wants.

Gentle romantic.

Is that what you want?

I'm not into old guys at all.

Come on, well, fuck her hard again, I
guess.

Careful,

I don't want you to tear it.

I didn't break my little tiny wall.

Oh, that's kind of graphic.

Oh, sweetheart, your friend.

She really knows how to suck a dick.

I can see that. She's doing a real...
Oh, God.

There's a little bit to it, too.

I'm so proud of you. Oh, yeah.

God, this is really embarrassing.

We can't tell anyone about this.

Who would we tell? Yeah, right?

I'm going to forget this happened
tomorrow morning.

Wow, that's so good.

Maybe if I squeeze your balls, you'll
come quicker.

Maybe if I stick it back in you, I'll
come quicker.

Whoa. There you go. Oh, that is so good.

Put it back where, you know. It's right
where it should be.

I feel your wet cock all over my butt
cheek.

You're welcome.

Whoops.

Is that happening again?

Do I need my glasses?

Wow, it's just the thought of doing this
with you is going to make me come

so fast.

Did I say something wrong?

You can leave with my grandpa.

I can't. That's not a bad idea. Maybe
he's right. Maybe if we just, you know.

You guys want to go and we want to, you
know, feel alive for one last time.

Maybe you could just for a minute.

I don't know. Or two minutes?

Well, no more than 10.

No more than 10.

That's all I got.

15?

No. We're not doing that, Grandpa.

I mean, we could be here all night.

What if I die? I could still have a
heart attack.

Don't let my grandpa be a bad influence
on you. He's going to die.

You're the one who gave me those wrong
pills. Stop.

You guys are lucky to have sex with
someone like us.

You're going to come.

I don't know what to do. I mean, you
want me to have a heart attack, do you?

don't want him to die.

Is your grandpa going to have a heart
attack?

He could, but they seem to get kind of
excited when we touch our own grandpas.

That's true. That didn't happen. If you
touch us, we'll come faster, and then

you can leave.

I mean, that's what you want, isn't it?
A quick touch.

Oh, I think I'm going to come.

Why'd you stop? I want to know if I'm
gonna come.

We'll never know.

Come on, go. Don't be shy.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

Oh, God.

Fuck, that felt good.

I feel our ancestry through your
fingers.

I think.

We found a solution, unless you don't
want to, and he dies and I go sad.

Like, not too much, though, just
lightly.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, the
news, we got time.

So we just have to touch it?

Oh, what's your... Who has?

Yeah, yeah, of course you do.

What do you think, baby?

As long as there's some kind of
touching.

I think we should just keep doing what
we're doing and they'll be fine.

Yeah.

So weird. Fine, so what are we doing
here?

You're still hydrated.

Wilders. He did get harder after you
touched it.

It's dying.

It's really big now.

Oh, you really are an old fucker.

Oh, every touch.

Oh, yes.

Is he getting close?

Is your grandpa getting close? I don't
know. I feel like maybe.

I don't know when he's ever going to be
done.

This is great. It's better when you do
it.

Maybe if we just hold their hands.

Oh my god.

Sorry. A little too far in.

Just

a

little.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, yes. Bite it. I don't know how I
lost feeling.

You're getting a little carried away.

Oh, my gosh. You're getting really
worked up.

I can feel it getting really hard.

It's going to come through here. I can
feel it.

Grandpas are making weird noises.

Really?

It's either that or I fell asleep.

I'm okay.

Oh my gosh. If he comes too hard, he
might die too. You have to make him come

just right. Oh, yes.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Someone could use another touch. Just
saying.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Sure.

It's like I'm there.

Wow, that feels great

It's like a time warp. Oh my gosh, Papa.

Keep doing this. Yeah, hands on the
chest.

There it is. I got you. I'm going to try
one more thing.

Wow, that feels really good.

Touch me. Touch me. Come back. Come
back.

Oh, yeah.

I remember when I used to give your mom
a little

bath.

Why would you say that? I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm thinking about it now.

She was a beige, of course.

Men like you guys typically end up in
jail.

How did you guys take it so long without
getting in trouble for your

pervertedness? We paid our taxes.

It was a different world back then,
sweetheart.

Yeah.

For her sake, was that with the black
guy.

Did you end up taking one? Are you all
natural?

I call it the bump. Great, but too much
information. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes. Oh, wow.

Okay, awesome.

Maybe you could let us take a little
break and lay down? Oh, that would be

girl. Sure.

How about... Mmm.

I like spoon. This is good.

Can we do spoon? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, good. Wooden spoons are great.

Like, like a...

Yeah.

Whoopsie. Oh, there it is. Oh, gosh.
What the fuck?

Your hand is so sweaty, Grandpa.

This is terrible.

This is terribly good.

Your grandpa's kind of athletic.

Oh, he didn't pull as much.

Yes, pull it.

Oh, wow. I know it.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is like already bedtime for you
guys.

Are you even getting wet at all? Come
here.

Why don't you see? Look at your friend.
There you go.

There you go, darling.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Go back in that hole and focus on that,
okay?

Things will be great.

Oh, yeah.

Gosh, my mouth is so wet.

Oh,

no. I can't believe I'm coming.

No, no, no, please.

I'm almost there.

Please don't come anywhere near me.

Oh, man.

Oh, seriously.

She got tight when you did that. That
was hot.

Well, I clenched up and my grandma digs
in my mouth.

Me too, sister.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, gosh.

I think this is... He was about to cum.

When you, he had it in your mouth?

Yeah. Do you think I know what we gotta
do? I think so, too.

We gotta fuck our own grandpas.

Oh, I thought you girls would never come
to that conclusion. What did you just

say? Do you promise I'll never tell
anyone if we do this?

I promise. Oh, I think you promised.

I'm not gonna remember this happening.

Ugh.

Oh.

I guess.

Like this?

Is this a good position for you,
grandpa? I think so.

It looks good.

Okay. Does it feel good?

Just don't make eye contact with me if
you don't mind.

Whoa.

Oh, God. It's spinning, man. Oh, my
gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know why you're bigger than your
friend.

Oh, darling.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Does it hurt, darling? I'm sorry.

That is so good.

Okay, that's a little much. It's like
looking at a photo album. I mean, you're

already at me. You probably need a touch
more than that.

I mean, maybe touching you would make
you come.

Maybe we could pinch their nipples.

Yeah, with your toes.

That's so weird.

No, it's not.

I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe.

Just mother him.

It keeps them quiet if you just shove a
foot in their fucking mouth. I don't

mind that either.

You need some distractions, Grandpa.

When you guys are finished, shouldn't
you be by your walkers again?

I don't want to fall either.

Get over it. Maybe we can get on the bed
where they won't fall and hurt

themselves.

Okay, fine, Grandpa. Just put it in so
you come quicker.

Of course we are.

Please. Oh, my.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, so dirty.

Oh, yeah. Good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

It's okay.

I don't mind.

Oh.

Don't you need to see what you're doing?

Nope. I've been doing it.

I think

I've

done everything I wanted to.

Oh, you're satisfied, Grandpa.

Thank you.

I just want to help them get through
this hard time of their old life.

You want to help us, huh?

Yeah. I just want to train these balls
and move on with my day. Yeah, keep

talking like that. It's going to happen.
Grandpa.

Say it.

Please come.

No, you have to say it. Say it with
heart. Grandpa.

Grandpa, please come, Grandpa.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Please come, Grandpa.

Please come, Grandpa.

Come,

Grandpa.

I'm going to come.

You can do it. Oh, come on.

Thank you so much.

Over me.

You're welcome.

Grandpa.

Are you going to do those things too?

Uh -huh.

I just got my hair done.

That's a huge load.

Oh, yeah. Great.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Grandpa.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Grandpa.

a lot of cum in him. Oh, God.

That's called spunk.

Oh, I feel so much better. You're
welcome.

Thank you so much. That was amazing.

Oh, thank you.

No more fighting.

Okay.

Okay. No more fighting. Finally, they're
getting along.

Thank you, girls.

Don't you guys have like a football game
to watch or something?

Bingo!