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Good morning!

I brought you some fresh flowers

and a nice yummy bag of glucose.

When are you gonna come out of
this silly old coma anyway?

Well, let's see.

Uh, the network's been doing
pretty well without you.

But, you know, everyone
at ABC, they really miss you.

They really want to have you
back on the bridge.

Back helping to keep those ratings up.

Mr. Purdy?

Oh, thank heavens!

What? I can't hear you.

You want to know what's been
happening on Moonl/yht/hg?

Oh, well, let me tell you.
You have missed so much,

but the network, they sent over some clips

in case you woke up.

This is where Miss Hayes
does all her work,

has all her arguments!

Nobody walks out of here,

not while I'm acting
Blue Moon Supervisor.

You're pregnant, aren't you?

There's just been a small
hiccup in the cash flow.

You call it a hiccup.
I call it bankruptcy.

I used to think you were the
greatest boss in the world,

but for weeks now you've been
letting yourself go to hell,

and you've been taking
all the rest of us with you!

What about Blue Moon?!

What about the dream?

Who's running from whom and from what?

Whether you or your daughter
know it or not,

I'm the best thing
that ever happened to her.

I wouldn't have you for a son-in-law if...

It's bad enough that you're
the father of my grandchild.

Well, maybe I'm not the father
of your grandchild.

You'd do anything.

You'd try anything, would you?

If I were 20 years younger,
I'd knock you on your ass.

Marry her?
Hell yes, I'd marry her.

I asked her.
She said no.

So, don't come around here
making me the villain.

Don't blame this on me.
Marry her?

Do I love her?

Mr. Hayes, I would
give up my life for her.

When you get back to L.A.,
you're gonna need some help

putting the business back on its feet.

I hope that's enough.

Thank you.

There's a lot to this, isn't there?

Yes. And no.

You can't do it all by yourself.

I mean... you can,

but it helps if you have someone

you can count on.

Yeah, right.

That's all there is.

That's the David and Maddie story.

No. no, they're not back together yet.

Good morning,
Mr. Addison.

Morning, troops.

Shoulders back, stomachs in,

chest pert.

The sun's in the east,

and the ink is in the black.

Nap time's at 3:30.

O'Neil, you can be
the wake-up fairy today.

Wow! The magic's back.

Another day cramming for motherhood.

You know he went through
two highlighter pens yesterday?

One pink and one blue.

Next thing you know,
he'll be knitting booties.

I don't know.

Somehow, all this stuff,

it just doesn't seem very...

guy-like.

I mean, pregnant guys do different things.

They open doors,

they go out in the middle of the night

in search of weird food.

They pace up and down anxiously

in hospital waiting rooms.

But they don't sit around all day

reading The Stages of Motherhood

and The Wonderful World of Pregnancy.

Wouldn't you read for me?

For you?

For you, I would commit
Dr. Spock to memory.

Miss DiPesto?

Can I see you a minute?

Yes, Mr. Addison?

Agnes, you're a woman.
You should know about this.

I am?

I mean, about what stuff?

About babies.

Babies?

Well, yeah.
I've been reading

all this stuff and learning a lot,

but there sure is a lot to learn

before Mr. Stork drops
his load down your chimney.

I think it's Santa Claus
that drops his load.

The stork goes right up to the doorstep.

Ha! See? I knew you'd
know about this stuff.

Sit down. I want to run a couple
of questions by you.

Run away.

Number one. Does it hurt
when a baby kicks?

I don't know.

Children usually like me.

No, I mean when a baby kicks inside.

Does it feel like there's
another whole person

inside you playing soccer,

or just that you got
ahold of some bad oysters?

But I've never been pregnant.

But you're a woman.

You girls talk about
these things, don't you?

In the powder room, at baby showers.

I mean, you must know a couple women

that have had babies, right?

Well... I know my mother.

She was pregnant.

But I don't remember very much about it.

Yeah, but you're a woman.

Don't you just know about
these things instinctively?

Yeah.

What things?

Mother things.

For instance, do you feel like

there's a space inside your body,

a space for the baby to-- to grow?

That somewhere between your ovaries,

there's a womb for rent?

I don't think so,
Mr. Addison.

I think that until a woman's pregnant,

her instincts aren't pregnant either.

Maybe you should ask a pregnant person.

Maybe you could ask
Miss Hayes.

Not just yet.

Oh. I thought... maybe...

because you were doing all this...

I just thought maybe
Miss Hayes was coming home.

Do you know what a futures bet is?

That's where you bet that your team's
gonna win the World Series

before the season even starts.

It's like a...

An act of faith.

Yeah. It's like that.

You see, so much of what I have to learn

has nothing to do with
these books and pamphlets.

I mean, the only thing
I really know about

is morning sickness,

and most of the time
I didn't even wait

till the morning.

I just-- I want to learn,
I want to be ready.

I want to be able to help.

Maybe it would help

to be around other pregnant people,

people who are going through
the same thing.

You could join a Lamaze group.

Lamaze.

Now, that sounds like something
I could belly up to.

- Bob, Judy, over here.
- Oh, hey, hi!

Hello. Can I help you?

Yes. I'm looking for the instructor
of this Lamaze class.

Oh. That's me.
Come on in.

Oh, good.

- I'm Angela Bridges, R.N.
- How do you do?

- David Addison.
- Mm-hmm.

I was thinking maybe
I'd like to enroll.

Oh. I'm sorry,

but this class is already full.

- Ah.
- But I'm teaching another one tonight, 7:00.

Highland Elementary School.

- Great.
- Good.

Why don't you fill this out?
We'll get you squared away.

- Okay.
- Okay, everybody-

Coaches, get your partners comfortable

and start on the progressive
relaxation exercise

I taught you last week.

Is this your wife's first pregnancy?

Um... we're not really married.

No lectures here.

As long as you love each other

and are ready to make
a commitment to each other

and to your baby...

We do love each other.

The commitment part is still
a little bit up in the air...

for her, anyway.

You know, Lamaze
requires a lot of teamwork,

and if either of you isn't sure about...

well, about whatever...

Well, that's okay,
'cause she's not really here.

She's not?

No. She's in Chicago.

But see, that's not really important.

The important thing is

that when she does decide to commit,

I want to know all this.

I want to be the best
father that I can be.

You know, I really wish

every father wanted to be
as involved as you do.

But this is about couples

going through pregnancy together,
helping each other.

Once in a while, we get a single mother

who may want to have natural childbirth,

but a father without a mother...

I don't know.

I'm afraid you and the other class members

would feel a little awkward.

Well, I guess there's no
sense in continuing this.

I'm really sorry.

Me, too.

- Nice to meet you.
- Good luck.

Okay.

Okay, people,

I want to begin with some
stretching exercises today.

We're going to put aside any thoughts

about car payments, mortgages,

baby furniture, and concentrate on...

"When the human body is tense,

it responds to pain more acutely.

The key to diminishing pain, therefore,

is heightened relaxation."

I guess that explains
why hickeys don't hurt.

Sir, with all due respect,

I feel a little ridiculous doing this.

Ridiculous?

Ridiculous?

If Mrs. Lincoln had felt ridiculous,

there would have been no Honest Abe.

If Mrs. Ford had felt ridiculous,

there would have been no
pardon for Richard Nixon.

And excuse me, but if Mrs.
Viola had felt ridiculous,

you wouldn't be standing here
right now, feeling ridiculous.

Yes, but there is a major difference

between me and the parties
to whom you are referring.

And viva Ia difference.

But I need a Lamaze partner,
and you're elected.

Now lay down.

I really don't feel very
comfortable doing this.

Well, no wonder.

Your uterus isn't being
properly supported.

Sir, that is exactly my point.

I do not have, nor could I possibly

pretend to have...
one of those.

But Bert, it's not like I'm
asking you to wear a dress.

I need somebody to practice with.

Although I do think you'll like the
little number I picked out for you.

Shirtwaist, polka dots,
Peter Pan collar.

Sir...

I am glad to help in any,

I repeat, any other way.

You're right.

I guess maybe I was trying
to take unfair advantage

of your sense of loyalty and duty.

Everything we've been through together.

The sleuthing, the wenching,
the quenching.

I took you on your first stakeout.

I taught you how to fly.

But dragging you through my affairs,

even one as personally traumatic as this...

what was I doing?

I believe you were about to explain

breathing techniques, sir.

Okay.

Now...

just close your eyes.

Good.

"And imagine yourself floating on a cloud,

as if you were drifting
on a sea of marshmallow fluff.

Relax. Relax.

Now think of a place,

a very special place,

where you're happy, peaceful, free."

Bayco.

BEN Co?

Camp Bayco.

I was a C.I.T...
counselor in training.

It was the day of the big canoe trip.

After lights out,

Pamela Parnell and me...

zipped ourselves into our
sleeping bags together.

And we lay there,
gazing up into the heavens,

watching a meteor shower
shoot out of Orion's Belt.

Good. Good.

"Now, take a deep, cleansing breath.

In through your nose.

Out through your mouth.

In through your nose.

Out through your mouth.

And with each breath,

you feel the stress leaving your body.

And pretty soon,

you'll feel each of your little piggies

get warm and heavy.

Now, one more deep, cleansing breath.

In through your nose.

In through your nose, Bert.

Bert?

Pamela! Pamela!»

No offense, Bert,

but this baby deserves better.

May the stork be with you.

Hi.

May I help you?

No. Just looking. Thanks.

Was there something in
particular you wanted to see?

Uh, no, I'm... I'm here to meet someone.

A woman.

Maybe she's watching our fashion show

in the salon.

Maybe.

Thanks.

On Mara, we have
a unique 3-piece ensemble,

all in white.
Wool blend.

The overblouse and jacket
easily transferable

to a post-pregnant wardrobe.

Something to remember
while pregnant, girls...

accessorizing becomes
more important than ever

in keeping your look fun and fashionable.

Mara's medium brim hat
offers an elegant touch here.

Excuse me.
Is this seat taken?

Oh, no. Go ahead.

Great. Thanks.

Here's a fun outfit in camel...

a touch of the safari.

You know,
I never really stopped

to look at a--
a pregnant woman before.

They're really...
really kind of beautiful.

They're so... round.

Kind of makes you wish women
were pregnant all the time,

don't you think?

I mean, it just makes me
happy to see them so...

Round?

Heh. Yeah.

Uh, mind if I ask how far along you are?

No, 7112 months.

Ah, third trimester.

Junior's almost fully developed,

eating like there's no tomorrow,

kicking like a Rockette.

Lots of last-minute details though, huh?

Kind of makes you wish
you had an extra pair of hands.

Yeah.

What about your wife?

My Wife?

Yes. How far along is she?

Now, there is one terrific-looking outfit.

To be honest with you,
I... I sat down here

because I noticed you weren't
wearing a wedding ring

and I'm not wearing one, either.

So I was wondering...

what are you doing around 7:30?

Look, I know I sound like a nut,

but I'm not really, honest.

I just need you to do
Lamaze with me.

Please,
I need you to do this.

I'm willing to pay you.

What's wrong,
Mrs. Jacobson?

Mrs.?

You take your wedding ring off
'cause of a little water weight

and look what happens to you.

I was just looking for an unwed mother,

that's all.

You got a sister or a cousin

or an aunt or something?

Are you asleep?

No. No, I, uh...

I do some of my best work laying down.

Your door was open.
Sorry if I disturbed you.

No. Actually, only the left
side of my brain was dead.

The right side was
negotiating a bank deal.

Lucky you.

I haven't been able to sleep much lately.

Uh... have a seat.

Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

Well, now that both sides
of my brain are awake,

what can I do for you?

Well, I'm not sure.

It depends.

This is a little weird.

Well, you're in luck.

This is weird week down at Blue Moon.

Your dog kidnapped your father's face?

Asparagus are holding
the forks and knives ransom?

You come in here with weird,

you go home with
a free Teen W0/f coffee mug.

- Really?
- Really.

I can handle anything you got.

Well, I'm not so sure yet.

I understand you're
looking for a Lamaze partner.

Funny, I don't remember
talking to a genie today.

Nurse Bridges called me up
and gave me your name.

Ah.

She was impressed with you.

I registered for her class.

Alone, but apparently
a partner's not a bad idea.

Good old Nurse Bridges.

Good old
Nurse Bridges.

Well, sounds like a perfect match.

I got the pillows, you got the pelvis.

- What do you say...
- Whoa.

I mean, put yourself
in my pelvis for a minute.

I don't think there's any more

room in there for anybody else.

I mean, this is a big, crazy decision.

I don't know how
I'm going to let someone...

a total stranger...

share in such an intimate...

thing.

Well... I'm a heck of a nice guy.

We wouldn't be total strangers for long.

Tell me why you want to do this.

Why I want to do this.

Yeah. Why?

I mean, with me,
it's a little more obvious.

Uh, I want to have a child,

but I don't particularly
want to get married.

But I can't imagine why a single guy,

a Beverly Hills detective...

You don't strike me as
someone who can't get dates.

Fair enough.

Well...

the short story is...

I'm involved with this woman

who may be having my baby.

Right now, she's having none of me.

I'm hoping that'll change.

Well, honesty is a plus,

but... this creates another problem.

What is that?

Well, if I'm gonna consent to this...

I have to know that you'll be there.

I mean, not just for
the class with the pillows,

but in the delivery room.

I need to know that you'd be there for me.

Well, if I consent to do this,

regardless of what happens

with the other woman, yes or no,

I would be there for you.

I will.

I promise.

Okay.

For starters.

Okay.

For starters.

Look. Ahem.

I understand your concern.

I appreciate that
you have some reservations.

I have a few of them myself.

But the bottom line is,
I need you.

And you wouldn't be here
unless you needed me.

You mind if I ask you a personal question?

What's your name?

Terry.

Terry Knowles.

- Hi, Terry.

David Addison.

Yeah, I know.

Nurse Bridges.

Good old Nurse Bridges.

- Who is it?
- Avon calling.

I'd like to show you
a few of our products...

bath gel, emery boards,

Lamaze partners.

Hi.

Hi. Am I a little too early?

No. Right on time.

I am housebroken, you know.

Oh.

Sorry. Come on in.

Very nice.

Yeah, labor will be a breeze
compared to what it took

to get the place so close to campus.

Some wine?

No. I want to stay
bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

I don't think that
anyone's going to ask you

to operate heavy machinery.

No cracks about my weight.

Cheers.

Yeah, I got real lucky
with this apartment.

I kind of have a rule.

Everything in my life has to be able

to fit into my car.

Of course, I don't know
how much longer I will.

Dr. Terry Knowles?

Degree is in music theory.

I can't write prescriptions.

You must have been hitting
the books pretty hard.

Now I'm an expert on the fugue.

I was going to get my degree

in music theory also,

but Grand Funk Railroad broke up.

Oh, I already poured you your wine, right?

You're not feeling
a little nervous, are you?

God, what I wouldn't do

for a cigarette right now.

Look, stop worrying.

Most of the knuckleheads in this class

have been married since
high school, anyway.

So what that we're rookies?

We're going to be the teacher's pet.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

So that means, over the next eight weeks,

you moms will be
learning how to facilitate

your own body during childbirth.

Now, I see some of you
looking at me, going,

"Huh? What's that mean?"

It's just a fancy way of saying

you can use your body's resources...

your senses,

your concentration, your breathing...

to help make your delivery easier.

And dads, you're not along
just for the cruise.

You're cruise director.

That means helping her,

coaching her, and being there for her.

Okay? Okay.

Let's get started with some exercises.

Everybody lie down.

Find the most comfortable
position you can.

Just pretend that you're at home

in bed together.

Don't worry about how you look.

Nobody's gonna take any pictures.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

- The middle.
- Me, too.

Tell you what...
you take the middle.

I'll just hang on to the edge over here.

Okay.

- You comfortable?
- Bug in a rug.

Okay.
Let's play a game.

Dads, it's very important
that you know Mom's body

to be able to tell the difference

between when she's tense
and when she's relaxed.

That's going to be crucial on B-Day.

So, just for practice,

I want all you moms to tense
one spot of your body,

and coaches, move your
hands over her muscles

to find the tense spot.

On your mark,

get set... feel.

What do you say we just limit this

to arms and legs for right now?

If you won't tell,
I won't.

Deal.

She said tense one muscle,

not your whole body.

Wait, you're getting close.

Your hands are cold.

Hmm. Nothing in the foot bones.

Let's go to the ankle bones.

That tickles!

Come on.

Blue team's getting ahead over here.

Am I getting warm?

No hints.

You must think
I'm pretty easy,

letting you do this on the first date.

Well, I generally like to pick up

a dinner check first.

Glad to see you two made it.

That's the problem.
We never really did.

This Charley horse of yours,
are you moving it around?

Don't blame me.

This is the most bizarre
game I've ever played.

Obviously, you've never bobbed for apples.

Eureka! The shoulder.

Wrong shoulder.

Okay. That was easy.

Now we're going to try something

a little more difficult.

SQ?

Yeah.

Was that the worst thing you've ever done?

No, not the worst.

It's not like I'm looking
for you to tell me

it was the easiest thing you've ever done

or the best thing.

No. I could probably think
of a lot of worse things.

You could, huh?

Maybe.

Learned about a half
a ton of stuff, though.

Felt like we were starring in
a Nat/anal Geographic special.

I kept waiting for
Alexander Scourby

to come by and say,

"Nine months, there's a baby in there,

hiccupping, turning somersaults,

fighting communism."

Rkght out of Ripley's.

There was one thing
I didn't learn in that class.

What?

Why a woman in her third trimester

still has these unbelievable,
uncontrollable

cravings for weird food.

Double cheese and a Lolly loaded.

Who's the Lollapalooza?

That's me.

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Ahh, just what the doctor ordered.

What's so funny?

Uh, I was once told by a woman that I know

that I was not the cheeseburger type.

That's funny.

You look great in ketchup.

My father used to have a joint like this.

Not as fancy.

Bu bba's.

Best in Seattle.

I grew up over it.

So not only can I play
E|gar's Cello Concerto,

I'm a maestro as a short-order cook.

So, what would Bubba think about all this?

Not enough fat.

That's not what I meant.

Oh. The single mom bit, huh?

Uh-huh.

Well, my parents aren't alive.

But if they were...

they'd probably push me to get married.

You don't want to do that?

It wasn't about marriage.

We played in the string quartet together,

that's all.

So, you want to play house

with your girlfriend, I take it.

Yeah.

I think so.

I'm thinking about it a lot.

A whole lot.

A couple small problems.

Problem number 1:

I don't think she wants
to play house with me.

Problem number 2:

I'm not sure if it's my baby.

And problem number 3:

See problems number 1 and 2.

I guess I'm hoping that
the baby will pop out

and come running to me
and say, "Hi, Daddy."

And you're willing to
go through all of this

even though you don't know
if it's your kid?

Yeah.

If we could work all these problems out,

I just want to be ready, that's all.

Morning. Got a package for Madelyn Hayes.

Okay. Thanks.

Here you go.

Blue Moon Detective Agency.

Your clerk's been embezzling,
your favorite cat's left,

hubby's been seeing
some blonde or brunette,

mysteriously left out of Granny's estate,

laid down a bad bet, stood up by a date,

your tiara is missing, no one to trust?

Come to Blue Moon.
We promise a bust.

- Agnes.
- Miss Hayes?

Hi!

This is great!
This is wonderful!

It's so good to hear from you.

Well, it's good to be heard.

I just got this package you sent.

This was really very sweet of you, Agnes.

Package? What package?
I didn't send any package.

The package of childbirth books.

This isn't from you?

That's funny.

The return address is the agency.

Oh! Childbirth books, huh?

Miss Hayes,

I think Mr. Addison
probably sent those to you.

Mr. Addison? David?

Our Mr. Addison?

Miss Hayes, you know I don't normally

stick my nose in other people's beeswax,

but Mr. Addison's
been real strange lately.

He's been buying baby toys,

comparing prices of diaper services,

checking out obstetricians,

going to Lamaze classes...

Lamaze classes?

Did I do a bad thing?

Should I not have told you?

Yes...
HO.

It's fine.
Really, it is.

Wow.

Yeah. Wow.

Well, uh, I better not
tie up the line anymore.

Agnes, I'll talk to you soon, okay?

Okay-

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Now, this is the critical time.

The contractions are coming
almost back to back,

and Mom may very well be on the verge

of losing control.

It's crunch time, Dad.

You have to take over as soon as you see

that fear on her face.

She's depending on you.

Make her get back on track.

Make her focus.

Make her concentrate.

Good.

On a count of 3,

we'll take a deep cleansing breath.

1... 2... 3.

Good.

Let's call it a night.

Oh! Remember.

Be sure to keep practicing this,

all the exercises.

We're more than halfway
through the classes now.

- See you next week.
- More than halfway through?

Listen to me.
You're going to be fine.

You're gonna do just fine.

I'm gonna be right there
with you. Understand?

Listen.
We're a great team.

We're going to wow them on the baby bowl.

We'll probably get a call
from the president.

Thanks, coach.

Now give me 10 laps and hit the showers.

What time should we meet you for lunch?

Well, I should be through with the meeting

around 12:30, quarter of 1:00.

I'll have Elaine make a reservation
at the Garden Room.

Where's the, uh...

Well, that's perfect

because I'm taking Maddie
down to Michelle's

to buy some of those
wonderful maternity clothes

that don't look like maternity clothes.

And that will give us a lot of time,

and then we'll go
straight from there to you.

I'll go see if she's up.

You forgot your cufflinks.

Come in.

Good morning.

Oh!

I'm sorry. I didn't...

It's okay, Mom.

Not packing for our shopping trip

by any chance?

No.

Well, time to run the race.

See you two at...

What are you doing?
What's going on?

Maddie?

I don't know.
I guess I'm just leaving.

You're leaving?

You don't have to. You can
stay here as long as--

I know.

I know.

It just seems like it's time, that's all.

I don't get it.

Just like that?
Suddenly, it's time?

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking that this is all crazy.

Maybe you're right.
Maybe it is crazy.

But it's just started to sink in

that I'm gonna have a baby,

and I want to have this baby at home,

my home.

All by yourself?

I hope not.

I still have a lot of things to work out,

obviously.

May I ask a question?

No. I mean...

I think I know the question
you're gonna ask, Dad,

and I don't really much care
who the father was.

It's much more important to me

who the father's going to be,

if there's going to be a father.

Does that make sense?

I know I haven't made it easy on you.

I'm still not making it easy on you,

and I'm sorry.

It's just taken me time to understand,

to accept the fact that
I'm going to be a mother.

And I have to take that responsibility,

and I haven't been doing that.

Everybody's been doing everything for me,

letting me hide while they... you...

took care of it all for me.

And I appreciate that...

everything everyone's done.

But I have to take control
of my life again.

Our lives.

Well, maybe...

we'll take one or two
trips to the coast, um,

just to help out before the baby comes.

Oh, Mom, that'd be great.

Yeah, don't think we won't hop on a plane

to see our grandchild

as often as we can.

I hope so, Daddy.

Just be sure you have a healthy child.

You two have always been there for me.

I want you to know
I know that.

Being able to come back
to a home like this

means everything to me.

- Oh, Maddie, sweetheart.
- I love you so much.

We love you.

I know I should have called
instead of just showing up.

Oh! Uh, don't panic!

Don't panic!

It's all right.
Did your water break?

- No, no, wait!
- Where are the keys?

- David, It's okay!
- Keys! Oh, my god!

- Where are the keys?!
- No, no! David! It's not what you think.

You're not gonna have the baby right now?

No. I just wanted to talk.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to talk...
to someone,

and since you and I have been through

patterned-paced breathing together,

I thought it might as well be with you.

Um, sit-- uh, sit down.
Have a seat.

Make yourself comfortable.

Look, I...
I know that, uh...

well, this is a very
emotional time for me.

Being eight months pregnant
and all, you know,

a woman's sort of...

at the mercy of her hormones.

I was watching
Wheel of Fortune

the other day, and a guy lost,

and I-I wept for at least
an hour about it.

Which is, um, it's just another
way of saying that, uh...

I'm not sure if that's
what this is all about.

And maybe I shouldn't have come here.

But I don't feel like that's
what this is all about,

and since I am here,

just let me talk,
and you just listen. Okay?

Okay.

Uh, you're gonna have to
take my word for this,

but I'm usually a very decisive person.

You know, I usually look at something,

make my decision, and go for it.

And all in all, I've done
pretty well for myself.

But...

God, I'm tired.

I couldn't sleep at all tonight.

I hope this is making sense.

I always had the idea

that being a single parent would be great...

easier, cleaner.

You didn't have anyone else

to tell you you were doing it wrong.

Just me and my baby,
who I would love so much

I wouldn't need anybody else.

There's also my rule
about everything in my life

having to fit into my car.

Babies take up less space than husbands.

But now I'm having second thoughts

about a few of my choices.

Not about being a parent,

just about...

when I got pregnant,
I had an arrangement.

And then when I came to L.A.,

I made a new arrangement with you,

and it was designed to end.

You've helped me,
I've helped you,

and everything still fits into my car.

But now...

The reason I'm saying
all of this now, here,

at 5:00 in the morning,

is because...

God, this is scary.

I don't think... maybe...

I don't want this to end with you.

That's it.
I've said it.

I'm done.

I don't need you to say anything

to make it okay.

I just needed to say it.

I don't need to hear that
you feel something back.

Although I think maybe you do.

At least a little bit.

This is a lot to respond to, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.
All I seem to be able

to come up with is, uh...

I don't know.

Um...

there are, uh...

there are, uh...

a couple different issues here. Uh...

There are a few things

that are kind of whacked out.

Um...

I mean, doing all this...

with one woman

so that I can do it with another woman.

Right? And, uh...

that woman is, uh,

right now cooling her jets

about 2,000 miles from here.

Might not even be my baby.

Uh...

and she can't take two minutes

out of her world to call me
and see how I'm doing,

to see what's going on with me.

I can't tell you

that I'm rolling sevens with that one.

Or that I don't have my doubts

about me and her.

Every day.

And also that what we are doing,

that what, um... what we're gonna do

and how I...

You see, what I'm trying to say is...

What are you trying to say, Dave? Ha!

This is just so easy with you.

It's just so easy.

I mean, it just...

it just clicked.

It, uh... I mean,
it's not hot, it's not cold.

It's not black, it's not white.

It just clicked.

I got to tell you,

I'm not used to that kind of diet,

to things going down that easy.

Um...

SO...

so nothing.

Yeah, I feel something back.

Uh, do you mind if I ask you something

a little less complicated?

No, please ask me something
a little less complicated.

Could I have a glass of water?

Yes, you can have a glass of water.

You want ice in it?

No. No ice.