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(Princess and Kotatsu)
It's gotten remarkably colder lately.

[Kotatsu: a table with an electric heater]
It's gotten remarkably colder lately.

I guess it's about time to use that thing.

That thing?

That's Kotatsu-sama.

Oh! I didn't know you were
hiding a secret like this.

After all, a kotatsu is the best.

Um, I want to award the person
who invented Kotatsu the Noble Prize.

Don't say it like the Nobel Peace Prize.

Now, how about preparing for dinner?

What do we have today?

- Hot-pot.
- A hot-pot at a Kotatsu!

(Ajipon)
It's the best!

(Ajipon)
Thank you so much for the meal.

I think I'm the happiest person in the world now!

Maybe you'll be happier from now on.

Uh, for example?

For example, eating an ice cream at a Kotatsu?

What a devilish idea!

You're such a genius!

(Kaburaya Detective)

(Kaburaya Detective)
We should try it right away, what should we buy?

Yahooo,

Hui!

The bath is empty now.

That was quite a long bath.

Um!

Between Oguri Cap and Red Hare race,
which one will be faster?

I was having a heated discussion with Yuna.

After drying my hair,
I'll start the second round with Yuna.

Don't stay up too late.

She has to go to school tomorrow.

Oh, right.

I want to go to school.

You said you wanted to go to school before,

but do you still want to do it now?

Um!

If there are other interesting people
like Yuna, I'd like to meet them.

Is that so?

Well, I'll meet Brenda-san tomorrow
so I'll talk to her a little bit about it.

Really!?

(Family Registration Problem of
the Person From The Other World)

Therefore, no evidence was found that
would be useful for the client's divorce.

Do I still have to continue investigating?

No, that's enough. Thanks for your hard work.

Got it.

Well, by the way, I have something
I want to discuss with you.

What's that? If that's about laws,

you have to pay me 5000 yen
for every 3 minutes.

But I'll give you a free consultation this time.

After all, our relationship is so close, isn't it?

Don't say it in such a meaningful way!

So, what do you want to discuss?

Is there any way for a kid not from Japan
to go to a Japanese school?

(This story is fictional.)
Is there any way for a kid not from Japan
to go to a Japanese school?

(This story is fictional.)

(It may be different from the actual social system.)
Do you mean a child of foreign nationality?

Do you mean a child of foreign nationality?

Yes, that's right.

Because I already graduated from
the high school over there with flying colors,

so I came to Japan to broaden my knowledge.

If that's the case, I guess
there's no need to go to a Japanese school.

Isn't it lonely when she came all the way
to Japan and didn't have any friends of her age?

When I was a kid, I didn't have any friends.

Please stop suddenly
bringing up your sad past.

Anyway, by contacting your
local government's board of education,

(This story is fictional.)
Anyway, by contacting your
local government's board of education,

(This story is fictional.)
she can go to school.

(It may be different from the actual social system.)
Aren't they going to investigate various things?

At the very least, they will check your visa
and contact the embassy.

What's wrong?

Well, this is just an example,

if that child does not have a family register
and does not know her parents,

is it possible for her
to obtain a Japanese family register?

You mean an abandoned child?

If a baby whose birth hasn't been
registered is discovered,

the mayor of the municipality is supposed
to give them a name and create a family register.

If it's not a baby, but a child
around 10 years old, then what happens?

What kind of situation is it
when she doesn't know her identity at that age?

W-Well, for example, she lost her memory?

After thoroughly investigating
the person's identity,

if the identity is still unknown,

a new family register will need to be created.

When it comes to other methods,
the only ones I can think of are illegal.

It's a bit difficult
to be thoroughly investigated.

Using illegal methods?

I wonder what they are.

You don't have to worry about that.
I can live without a family register.

But you want to go to school, right?

It's not like I really need to go there.

It can't be helped if I can't go to school.

It's not like there's no way.

I'm sure there are people willing to help.

There's no reason for you to risk it for me.

It seems so when you say that.

It's true that Sara and I are together by chance.

But, still...

The chance of obtaining
legal family registration...

Maybe there's no way.

No, there is.

Eh?

I'm going to make it public that
I'm from another world.

I see. Surely if you show them your magic,

there's a chance they'll admit it's true.

Um, there is a possibility that the government
will treat me like a laboratory animal,

even if it's not, I can't escape confinement
until they admit I come from another world.

Don't say it if you know the result.

So, how about pretending to have amnesia?

I think your lying skills are great,

but the one who investigates
is also a professional.

I'm certainly not confident that
I can deceive a professional opponent.

There's nothing I can do if they use
a truth pill or something like that.

I only see truth pills in spy movies.

Do people use them in real life?

Eh!? There's none of them?

I don't know.

By the way, speaking of spy,
there's a manga I read recently

about a man who does espionage for a living...

By the way, about that girl called Sara,

seems like there's a substantial reason, right?

That's right... I don't know about her background,

but how could he be so kind to someone else's child?

Sosuke-kun's good nature is a problem.

It doesn't necessarily have to be
someone else's child.

What do you mean?

Unexpectedly, there is also a possibility
that she is Kaburaya-sama's illegitimate child.

It can't be. That child is surely 13 years old, right?

If you think about Sosuke-kun's age,

does that mean he had a baby
when he was in high school?

I think it's not so unusual

to have a baby while still being in high school.

But we're talking about Sosuke-kun.

Is it possible that he had a relationship
like that with a beautiful girl with blonde hair

in high school?

I'm sure Young Lady knows that

Kaburaya-sama is relatively impressive,

but his physical ability, intelligence
and communication skills are not so bad.

I didn't know you valued Sosuke that much.

Don't tell me that you have feelings
towards Sosuke-kun?

No, I don't have romantic feelings
towards humans.

Is that so?

You are dating with Gifu Castle, right?

(Gifu Castle)
You are dating with Gifu Castle, right?

(Gifu Castle)

(Gifu Castle)
That's my ex-boyfriend, my lover now is

(Gujo Hachiman Castle)

(Gujo Hachiman Castle)
Gujo Hachiman Castle.

(Gujo Hachiman Castle)
Gujo Hachiman Castle.
In any case, Kaburaya-sama is not

In any case, Kaburaya-sama is not

a safe bet as Young Lady thinks.

B-But Sosuke-kun is plain

and his income is unstable.

Listen, Young Lady,

being a detective is attractive
in the first place.

Eh?

It's a job that normal people don't
have the chance to interact with regularly,

so it's easy to get interested in it.

The speaking skills and wide range of knowledge

that he got through detective work
can be a powerful weapon in love.

B-But, Sosuke-kun is poor...

(Name: Ninomiya)

(Name: Ninomiya)
I regret to inform you this.

I regret to inform you this.

We could not find any evidence that
could give your husband grounds for divorce.

If mediation were to take place at this stage,

Ninomiya-san would be at a disadvantage.

Is... that so?

But,

if there's an investigator who is good at
collecting that kind of evidence,

you might be able to find something.

You should have done that from the beginning!

Because she's an expert with special skills,

it will be more expensive than usual.

However, compared with the loss
you will suffer if you go to mediation,

I think it's just a trivial amount.

I-I leave it to you.

Please ask that person to investigate.

(A few days later)

(A few days later)
Sorry to keep you waiting!

This is the proof and report of your request.

Just as I expected from you, Haruka-chan.

The first day, contact the target by
posing as an employee of a business partner.

The second day, drop your pass case
in front of the target, have him pick it up,

and exchange contact information to thank him.

The fourth day, have lunch with the target.

The sixth day, have lunch again with the target.

The eighth day, enter a hotel
after eating at an oyster bar.

A brilliant skill as always.

How can you shorten the distance so easily?

I would like you to tell me more specifically.

I'm sorry, this is a trade secret.

By the way, after entering the hotel, you...

until the end?

Oh, come on, I'm not a casual woman
who would sleep with anyone.

I only have sex when I somehow feel like it.

I-I guess so.

My work here is done, right?

If you wish, I will even go so far
as to say goodbye to the wife.

You say it so easily.

But that's enough for this time.

It was an easy job this time too!

I wish it could be easy like this
with Sosuke-senpai.

I'll help you with the training. Nice to meet you.

(Sosuke, 24 years old)
I'll help you with the training. Nice to meet you.

(Neya, 22 years old)
Nice to meet you, Senpai!

He's kind of a dull person.
Is he really the ace of this office?

Oh?

I failed today as well.

Maybe I'm not suited for being a detective?

Everyone is like that at first.

You also felt the same, Senpai?

Of course.

No, no, our Sosuke was super excellent
from the beginning. He's really cool.

Really... After all,

in normal work, I can't
catch up with Senpai's abilities.

I started to focus mainly on
special investigations.

Ahhhh, If I could make Senpai
fall head over heels for me,

I would do anything it takes!

That's our Marutai?

Yeah, I guess they're about to make a delivery.

The subject of this investigation
is Ichinose Yohei,

(Name: Ichinose Yohei)
The subject of this investigation
is Ichinose Yohei,

(Name: Ichinose Yohei)
a forty-two-year-old liquor store owner.

The client is Mika, the wife of our Marutai,

(Marutai = Investigation target)
The client is Mika, the wife of our Marutai,

(Name: Ichinose Mika)
The client is Mika, the wife of our Marutai,

(Name: Ichinose Mika)
with a son in the first grade
and a daughter in the sixth grade.

with a son in the first grade
and a daughter in the sixth grade.

About three months ago,

he started spending an unusually long time
on the road making deliveries.

And he started buying cakes
and souvenirs randomly...

It's true that increased behaviors
not seen before

is one of the classic signs of infidelity.

And somehow,

he seems to be more lively than before.

Lively?

Whoa! A hit out of the blue, huh?

I don't know.

Well, it's not that easy.

He's just doing his job.

Yeah, he's got sour look on his face,

but he's polite about his work
and his clients trust him.

Sosuke, I want to eat Gyudon too.

Not now. It would be too conspicuous
to take you into the store with me.

Can't we just put on a disguise?

Disguise?

Oh!

How's that?

Woah, that's convenient.

Ehehe, was it cool?

If you can do that,
you should have said so from the beginning.

Then we wouldn't have had to create complicated
settings like foreign students and such.

Well, but you can't sustain it for long?

No, unlike invisibility and levitation,

the art of pigment change lasts forever.

Then, why didn't you just pretend to be Japanese?

No way, I like being blond,

And since it only applied to the altered part,

the hair will eventually grow back
to its original color.

It's one of my favorite tricks.

Third day of the investigation
and no results so far today.

I wish they'd get their cat out of their bag soon.

Actually even if the result is that
they didn't have an affair,

that's fine, too.

Cause they have children with them.

Entered Kasamatsu Town.

We're out of Gifu City. How far does he want to go?

AH!

Come to think of it, this is the first time
we have left Gifu City!

(Princess and the Horse)

(Off-Site Sales
Kasamatsu Racecourse)

(Princess and the Horse)

Racecourse?

It's so cold outside!

Gifu winters are cold,

so be careful not to catch a cold!

Oh, so this is a racecourse!

(Gifu Kasamatsu Racecourse
Voting card)

(Dash!)
I've been to this racetrack in the past,

(Dash!)

and it seems to have a wide range of clientele.

There are female customers
and young couples too.

There are no children like me, as expected.

Now, every horses started at once!

It's starting!

Uwohhh! Go!

Huh?

Eh? That's our Marutai, right?

I suppose...

He's a completely different person
from when he was working...

Yeah...

(Kasamatsu Horse Race)

(Kasamatsu Horse Race)
Here are the results of the current race.

(Dash!)

(Dash!)
He was quite intense, wasn't he?

Sosuke, we should also buy tickets.

Idiot, you're at work.

But isn't this almost a done deal?

Well it's true...

A man who had no interest in anything, became
addicted to horse racing and started to thrive,

but couldn't tell his family that
he was skipping work to gamble.

(Gifu Kasamatsu Racecourse. Voting card)
but couldn't tell his family that
he was skipping work to gamble.

Looks like he'll be betting on the next race too.

Well, since we have come all the way here,
might as well buy a hundred yen ticket.

Woh!

What do you predict?

Can I really choose?

Minors can't buy tickets,

but they're not prohibited from
predicting races themselves.

(Format)

(Format)
What is this “Format” thing?

(Format)
It's betting method,

it simply means to predict the horse
that will finish first.

Double winners predict
the first three horses that win.

So, this trifecta

is a series of three predictions in order
from the first to the third place.

It's the hardest to get right.

I'll take that one then!

Gyahaha! That's what a man should do!

And well, that's pretty much it.

Now I understand how to bet!

I'm going for the trifecta!

A beginner would be foolhardy
to do a trifecta out of the blue.

I believe in my real luck.

After all, when I was transferred
to another world,

I was so lucky that I drew an SSR

in the "First human I encountered" gacha banner.

Don't say such embarrassing things.

Are you shy?

I'm not!

I've decided! Six, two, five, in that order!

Number 6... 'Great technician'...

(Great technician)
Number 6... 'Great technician'...

Five's the favorite ya know?

No, that one has good eyes.

Usually dull, but a horse
with a fighting spirit inside.

All right, six, two, five then.

I'll go with something a little more tight.

(6. Great technician 2. South Tiger 5. Huge Chest)

(6. Great technician 2. South Tiger 5. Huge Chest)
Race 4, Kobato-chan's Favorite Favorite Cup.

Two pairs of 2-year-old horses in a 10-meter race.

All horses go in the gate. Start!

Go!

Go! Great technician!

South Tiger! Huge Chest!

It's only a hundred yen, but when you bet it yourself,
the thought process is totally different!

Oh, here comes up from the rear,
No. 6 Great technician!

He has passed three horses from the outside
at once, and is moving faster and faster!

His rider is Furukoshi Takumi,
and he is shaking his hips violently!

Yes! Here it comes!
His rider is Furukoshi Takumi,
and he is shaking his hips violently!

His rider is Furukoshi Takumi,
and he is shaking his hips violently!

Roll it up! Great technician!

Roll it up! Roll it up!

Huge Chest sank before the Great technician.

Great technician makes a royal move
on number 2 South Tiger, who is leading the pack!

Technique and size. Which is the most important?

- Yes! Here it comes! Roll it up! Great technician!

- And they are now in the finish line! He pulled it out!
- Yes! Here it comes! Roll it up! Great technician!

- Roll it up! Roll it up!
- Yes! Here it comes! Roll it up! Great technician!

- Great technician has just passed
South Tiger with his amazing technique.
- Roll it up! Roll it up!

- Goal in just now!
- Great technician has just passed
South Tiger with his amazing technique.

- Goal in just now!

- Yes!
- Right behind is South Tiger. And then Huge Chest.
- Goal in just now!

- Yes!
- Right behind is South Tiger. And then Huge Chest.

- Are you serious?

- He looks refreshed.
- Are you serious?

- He looks refreshed.

- Hehe, how's that Sosuke?
- He looks refreshed.

- The fourth place is number 3 Wise Man Mode.
- Hehe, how's that Sosuke?

I never thought you could really hit a trifecta,
- The fourth place is number 3 Wise Man Mode.

I never thought you could really hit a trifecta,

that's just amazing!

Refund was 3,350 yen...

That's 30 times more than the original...

I'll take care of the next race!

All right, you can do whatever you want
with your refund.

Umu.

Oops!

(Kasamatsu 6th race)

(Kasamatsu 6th race)
Yes! So good! Yummy!

Yes! So good! Yummy!

(Kasamatsu 11th race)
Yes! I got the trifecta right again!

(Kasamatsu 11th race)
70 times the original bet?

(Kasamatsu 11th race)
How much did you bet on this?

2,000 yen.

So that means... 140,000 yen?

No, I also won a wide and a trifecta,
so after deducting the outliers

the total is about 230,000 yen.

(100 yen)
the total is about 230,000 yen.

(100 yen)
100 yen turned into 230,000 yen...?

(100 yen. 230,000 yen)
100 yen turned into 230,000 yen...?

(100 yen. 230,000 yen. Compensation for this work)

(100 yen. 230,000 yen. Compensation for this work)
That's more than I'm getting paid for this job.

Kakaka, it's my overwhelming victory!

Sosuke, I guess we'll be having Hida beef tonight!

May I join you for the meal?

Of course!

Sounds like you were on a roll today.

Well...

Eh?

Is something wrong?

It's not like he knew we were following him.

Oh, well, how was it for you?

It's not good at all. I mean,

I only buy 100 yen ticket every time.

Do you just like watching horse racing?

Yes, I have a child about your age,

and he is addicted to horse racing games,

and while I was doing a lot of research
to get me and my child talk,

I got addicted to real-life horse racing myself!

Then why don't you bring your kid along next time?

- I'm sure they'll enjoy it.
- That's true!

That might be a good idea.
I will think about it.

Well then, I gotta go now.

Ah yes.

I was so excited about the horse race

that I was approached by my own Marutai...

Big mistake...

Well, sometimes these things happen.

Don't be discouraged.

Whose fault is it you think it is? Whose?

Stop it, idiot!

(Off-Site Sales. Kasamatsu Racecourse)
Stop it, idiot!

(Off-Site Sales. Kasamatsu Racecourse)
That man thought that I was your child.

That man thought that I was your child.

Well, that's what people usually think.

Um...

♪Horses! Horses!♪

♪Hida beef is delicious!♪

♪Yakiniku!♪

♪Sukiyaki! Then we'll have! Horse-meat sashimi!♪
What kind of song is that?

♪Sukiyaki! Then we'll have! Horse-meat sashimi!♪

♪Yippe♪
Hey, Sara.

Huh?

Will you be my child?

Uh?

Um!

(Next Episode)

So this is the girl that Sosuke had adopted?

Sara is my child.

That means she's your grand-daughter.

My grand-daughter?

Eh?

Nice to meet you, Grandpa.

(Next Episode)