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Teens these days, I tell you.

Yeah, yours is quite the rebel, I see.

Yeah, well, let's get all this junk inside so we can unpack.

All right.

Delicious. Mm -hmm.

Thank you, Dakota.

It tastes super good. Yeah, something I actually learned from my pitch of a mom.

Hey, now, let's not turn this trip into a mom -bashing session, okay?

Don't act like you don't hate her, too.

It's true.

What can I say?

Young lady, let's talk about something a little more, you know, other than our

ex -wife.

Yeah, please.

Well, Riley, you remember that one time at band camp?

God, stop it. Not here in front of my dad.

Well, do tell now.

Well.

Should we talk about how Jerome fucked you so hard?

Stop. Oh my gosh. I don't need my dad hearing this.

Oh my gosh.

You are such a slut.

Oh, come on.

You and I both know you're the bigger slut between the two of us.

Okay. Well, you know what? At least I'm not as slutty as you sleeping with two

guys at one time.

Whoa.

That's way too much.

Entirely.

I can't believe you just went there.

You were voted high school slut two years ago.

Yeah, it was two years ago.

And you've only gotten worse, okay?

You're the bigger slut.

Way too much information here.

I don't know if I can hear anymore of this. I'm losing my appetite.

At least I didn't take it in the butt that, uh...

oh my god my dad doesn't need to hear this

really

oh

yeah getting you two together it's quite a team huh

yeah

Is Daddy okay over there?

He's fine, honey.

Really good.

Why don't you eat your food? It's getting cold.

Hmm, mine's warm and juicy.

Hmm, that's strange.

Mine's very dry right now.

Well, I think I'm about finished. I hope everybody ate great.

Sure,

let's talk in the kitchen.

Oh my God, you're such a slut.

I saw your foot on my dad's cock.

So was yours.

So this is what now.

So, are you aware of what just happened?

No, not really.

Your dad's cock is huge.

Oh, gross. I don't want to hear that.

But I think your dad's cock is bigger. I felt a tenon snake in his pants.

Gross.

Seriously, I think we are probably the two biggest sluts.

No questions asked.

Don't bullshit me.

That's not my daughter rubbing her crotch with her foot.

This is so wrong.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

have a deal no hard feelings none at all

we've been friends for a long time there's a good chance your dad might

be coming on my face later oh my god oh well you think that's funny well your

dad's gonna be licking my butt

I've been waiting all night for you I

want to suck that big dick of yours

I've been dreaming all night about

it

Mwah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Good, good, good.

You're the one that started it. I know. I know.

I think we'll have a lot more.