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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:38,330 Okay. 4 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,757 ♪ You're an asshole, an asshat An ass-blowing shit mind ♪ 5 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,509 ♪ A cunt, yes, a cunt The US, not UK kind ♪ 6 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,471 ♪ A dipshit, a tit brain A dim motherfucker ♪ 7 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,724 ♪ A camel-toed, chesticled Stunted fist sucker ♪ 8 00:00:56,849 --> 00:01:02,146 ♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪ 9 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:07,902 ♪ Celebrate your own way ♪ 10 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:13,449 ♪ Laughter Gets us through the worst ♪ 11 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,744 ♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪ 12 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,746 - Whoo-hoo! Carey! 13 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,122 Yeah, Carey! Whoo! 14 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,375 Carey has requested that all the guests 15 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,878 make a video message. 16 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,213 Hm. 17 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,509 Am I waiting for a countdown or what? 18 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,222 - Here. - Thanks. 19 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,063 Happy birthday, Mr. Popular. 20 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:45,773 And thank you. 21 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:49,110 That was a stupid thing to say. 22 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,570 ♪ I'm a dick, I just suck I'm the worst fucking human ♪ 23 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,323 ♪ A buttjob, a nutsack A shit-licking poo man ♪ 24 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,159 ♪ A pole-smoking write-off A shit pile congealing ♪ 25 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,788 ♪ A thunderpuss scared Of whatever she's feeling ♪ 26 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:05,543 ♪ Happy birthday, baby ♪ 27 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:11,132 ♪ We'll celebrate Our own way ♪ 28 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:16,554 ♪ Laughter Gets us through the worst ♪ 29 00:02:16,679 --> 00:02:20,516 ♪ Fills our purse with joy ♪ 30 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,019 Thank you all so much for coming. 31 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,146 It's, um... 32 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,231 you're awesome. 33 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,650 I-- I have a thousand things to say. 34 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:32,862 So, I am-- I'm just not gonna say anything and, uh... 35 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,949 we're gonna begin with, uh-- thank you. 36 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,784 Um... 37 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,911 I'm gonna begin with the first song 38 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,830 that I ever wrote for Simon. 39 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,457 It's, uh, it's called "Too Smart." 40 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,460 - Whoo! 41 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:49,837 Uh, I should just say, 42 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,297 I wrote this after a few martinis. 43 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,882 So, this is more like 44 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,342 the fantasy version of our first date, 45 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,428 which isn't far from what actually happened, 46 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,264 except that, in reality, we slept together 47 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,600 - on the first-- 48 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:08,397 ♪ I awkwardly smiled ♪ 49 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,733 ♪ You awkwardly knew ♪ 50 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:15,196 ♪ That I would be yours One day ♪ 51 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:18,282 ♪ And you came out And told me that, too ♪ 52 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:23,787 ♪ And you're awfully smart I thought ♪ 53 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:27,875 ♪ And much too stubborn For me ♪ 54 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,710 ♪ But somehow I want ♪ 55 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,171 ♪ I thought need I thought lust ♪ 56 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,423 ♪ For conversations with you ♪ 57 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:41,347 ♪ Awkward me Meets witty you ♪ 58 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:45,226 ♪ Does her best To play it cool ♪ 59 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:49,104 ♪ Awkward girl Meets mental giant ♪ 60 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:53,734 ♪ Careful not to be reliant ♪ 61 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:57,238 ♪ You awkwardly watched ♪ 62 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,530 Hey, watch it! 63 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:01,450 ♪ I awkwardly tuned ♪ 64 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,662 ♪ And asked you About all your goals ♪ 65 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,748 ♪ All the things That you wanted to do ♪ 66 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:13,212 ♪ My face showed no sign ♪ 67 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:17,174 ♪ But still your face knew ♪ 68 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,343 ♪ That six Short months later ♪ 69 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,929 ♪ My too smart love ♪ 70 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,223 I'd be married to you. 71 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,774 - Watcha doin'? 72 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,819 - Nurturing my weaknesses. - Uh-huh. 73 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,989 And telekinesis is first on the list? 74 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:41,865 Cooking, you weirdo. 75 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,787 I'm glad you're in my life, you know that? 76 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,248 - What did you break? - Nothing. 77 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,127 - Nothing, I'm just feeling-- - Guilty? 78 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,963 Grateful. 79 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,007 Good. 80 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,426 You're about to get gratefuler. 81 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,720 Oh, gratefuler's not a... 82 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,639 You're just gonna leave the whole place like this? 83 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,686 Hey, this is a total disregard for-- 84 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,854 I have some news. 85 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,191 - Well, so do I. - You look dapper. 86 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,986 - Well, that's not news. - Were you at a funeral? 87 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,362 What? No. 88 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,031 I had that photoshoot before my-- 89 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:24,491 Dapper? Really? 90 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:26,952 Huh, thank you. 91 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,080 I'm kinda itchy, though. I think I'm allergic to tweed. 92 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,623 Can-- can you remind me to get a toothbrush? 93 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,500 - Mine fell in the toilet. - Okay. 94 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,836 So, does your news by any chance involve Ritalin? 95 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,588 Uh, no, it, uh... 96 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,009 it involves, uh, eggs. 97 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,886 Disappointing. 98 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,056 And, uh, and-- and-- and your penis. 99 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,307 Intriguing. 100 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,018 And something cute and small that you've wanted 101 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,186 for a long time. 102 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,772 What's that? 103 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,611 You're getting my hopes up right now. 104 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,071 And if you're talking about a bunny, 105 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,614 - I will never forgive you. 106 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,866 What would your penis have to do with a bunny? 107 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,451 Carey. Hey. 108 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:09,661 Are-- 109 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:11,705 Are you-- 110 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,540 Wha-- 111 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,126 Holy shit! 112 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,961 No. No, no, no. No more swearing. 113 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,005 We-- we have to be role models from now on. 114 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,716 Well-rounded role models who-- who-- who cook. 115 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:26,095 Holy fucking shit! We're having a baby! 116 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,805 We're having a-- 117 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,557 Oh, wait, wait. This isn't a joke, right? 118 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,267 No, that would be mean. 119 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,894 You've done that kind of thing before, Carey. 120 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,312 Never again-- no swearing, 121 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,064 no takeout, no unmotivated cruelty. 122 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:43,278 Holy frickin' poop! 123 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,322 I know, right? Wait, where are you going? 124 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,074 Uh, I need to get some air. 125 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,909 You can't tell anyone yet. 126 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,913 Yes! 127 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,873 Wait, what's yours? 128 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,291 - What, what? My what? - Your news. 129 00:06:57,876 --> 00:07:00,212 - Pales in comparison. - I thought it might. 130 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,381 Bill! Guess what? 131 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,467 Today is epic! Okay? 132 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,429 Uh, we're getting a bunny. 133 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,222 Oh, well, keep it away from my daughter, Savannah. 134 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,808 - She's stronger than she looks. 135 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,150 Holy shit. 136 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:35,122 ♪ The night we fought I told you that I hated kids ♪ 137 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:38,292 ♪ The night we fought You lied that you do, too ♪ 138 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:42,212 ♪ But when I lay beside you With my hand on yours ♪ 139 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,715 ♪ I knew I wanted kids With only you ♪ 140 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:49,470 ♪ You were soaking ♪ 141 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:53,182 ♪ And I knew I wanted kids With only you ♪ 142 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:57,019 ♪ The night you got so drunk You won your poker game ♪ 143 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,645 ♪ I tucked you in And watched you ♪ 144 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,606 ♪ While you snored ♪ 145 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,107 ♪ And though I'd always thought ♪ 146 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,276 ♪ Love was a fantasy ♪ 147 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,987 ♪ That's 'cause I'd never been In love before ♪ 148 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,533 ♪ You were drooling ♪ 149 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,495 ♪ And I'd never been in love Like this before ♪ 150 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,290 ♪ No ♪ 151 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:22,711 ♪ Whether it's right Or wretched ♪ 152 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,631 ♪ Don't go ♪ 153 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:31,720 ♪ Baby let's make This one night stand ♪ 154 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,265 ♪ You won What you came for ♪ 155 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,185 ♪ The girl Who you wanted to land ♪ 156 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,480 ♪ Without playin' a hand ♪ 157 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:46,401 ♪ 158 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,404 - Oh, no! - Shh, shh, shh! 159 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:55,786 ♪ 160 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,628 This is why we need pre-natal classes. 161 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,137 Still cute, though. 162 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:15,806 ♪ So, on this night I'm telling you ♪ 163 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,891 ♪ I'm yours for life ♪ 164 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:21,270 ♪ And on this night I know you feel it, too ♪ 165 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,021 ♪ And one day When we're old and grey ♪ 166 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,190 ♪ And have ten kids ♪ 167 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,401 ♪ We'll laugh about the things We thought we knew ♪ 168 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:40,455 Jamar? James? Jasper? 169 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,749 - Oh, Jesus. - Too hipster? 170 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,085 Boring. 171 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,504 You're grumpy today. 172 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,172 Well, thank you for saying so. 173 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,507 That always helps. 174 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,427 Jesus counts as a swear word, by the way. 175 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:55,012 Five bucks in the cursing jar. 176 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,140 Okay, if there is a jar-- and, just as an aside, 177 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,892 no one under the age of 80 uses the word "cursing"-- 178 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,519 it isn't activated 179 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,980 until both parties are aware of its existence. 180 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,481 And five dollars? 181 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,442 You're insane. That's way too much. 182 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,778 - Honey. - Yes, love muffin? 183 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,114 Why are you reading the obituaries? 184 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,116 Because I'm being a responsible husband. 185 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,076 Looking up baby names. 186 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,746 - Simon, they're dead people. - Cocksmith? 187 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,915 - Double latte? - Uh, that-- that's mine. 188 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,042 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 189 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,376 - Yeah. - Thanks. 190 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,420 - Sorry. 191 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,798 It shocks me that people 192 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,592 go through life with these names. 193 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,678 Eleanor Farts, for example. 194 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,306 - That is not in there. - Yeah, it is. 195 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,475 Eleanor Farts. 196 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,269 I mean, what kind of life 197 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,687 must she have had with that name? 198 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:47,648 Was she married? 199 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,068 Uh, da-da-da-da, yada, yada, yada. 200 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,195 "Loving wife to Lewis." 201 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,614 Lewis Farts. 202 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,867 - And she took his name. 203 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,661 Oh, man. 204 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,413 They had kids. 205 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,416 - Fucking car accidents. - Whoa! 206 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,627 All right. 207 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 Hey, you're gonna get us banned. 208 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,175 - What? - It's your rule. 209 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,803 With the swearing. Let's go. 210 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,640 Fine. Yeah, we can do that. 211 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,016 Great. Good. 212 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,103 - All right. - Mm-hmm? 213 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,480 - Mm-hmm. - Check in there. 214 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,648 I have so much money, it's just-- 215 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,193 Hey, can I borrow five dollars? 216 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,448 Ah! 217 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,828 Oh, this is a good one. 218 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,663 Monica Motherfucker. 219 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,499 Seriously. 220 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,462 Ooh, Lavinia. 221 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,965 I like that one. 222 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:59,845 Lavinia. I'm gonna add it to my list. 223 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,725 What? 224 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,437 Well, Lavinia is a character 225 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,730 from a Shakespeare play. 226 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,940 Perfect, it'll make us sound smart. 227 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,859 She had her hands hacked off 228 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,652 and her tongue cut out. 229 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,571 See, that right there is why I don't like Shakespeare. 230 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,281 Yeah, you always stick to the comedies. 231 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,824 There's fewer amputations. 232 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,620 "How happy some o'er other some can be. 233 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:29,916 Through Athens I am thought as fair as she." 234 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,711 Um, why do you know that? 235 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,505 I trod the boards. 236 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,175 Yeah, a few times in high school. 237 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,342 That is a shameless lie. 238 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,762 It is not a lie! I never lie. 239 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,346 Midsummer Night's Dream, tenth grade. 240 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,141 Winter's Tale, eleventh grade. 241 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,018 Midsummer Night's Dream, twelfth grade. 242 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,811 Were you the donkey? 243 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,773 I'll have you know that I won 244 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,192 the Holy Blessed Sacrament's Dramatic Arts Award 245 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,318 for my portrayal... 246 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,069 of a young lover. 247 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,530 - I-- I am very proud of you. - Thank you. 248 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,491 Why haven't you bragged about this before? 249 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,786 Because, I... 250 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,995 ...played Helena. 251 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,458 - Excuse me? - I played Helena! 252 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,171 It was an all-boys school and I was skinny. 253 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,800 And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition. 254 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,594 Oh, my God, can you please do another one. 255 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,095 Absolutely not. 256 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,056 I will let you win the next three fights. 257 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,810 - "And I, an old turtle." - You played a turtle? 258 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,521 What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter's Tale. 259 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,314 "And I, an old turtle, 260 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,441 - will wing me--" - Turtles can't fly. 261 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,319 I believe Mr. Shakespeare is referring to a turtle dove. 262 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,529 Well then why doesn't he just say 263 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,905 - turtle dove? - Oh, God. 264 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,990 "And I, an old turtle, will wing me 265 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,951 to some withered bough, 266 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,661 and there, my mate... 267 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,289 that's never to be found again, 268 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,457 lament... 269 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,584 till I am lost." 270 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,262 That's enough couple time for me. 271 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,932 I like that quote. 272 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,100 - Will you write it down for me? - Aha! 273 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,310 A born-again fan of the bard. 274 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,229 Wait, wait, wait. Come on, where are you going? 275 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,773 I need to wing me to school, 276 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,317 where 36 minds are waiting to be shaped. 277 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,153 - On a Saturday? - Yeah, we have band practice. 278 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:25,073 Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds. 279 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,367 Huh. 280 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,410 Wait! I wanna give you something. 281 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,619 - No! - Yes! 282 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,037 - No. - Please, please, please. 283 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,539 - No! - I'm not gonna do anything. 284 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,124 I don't trust you, even a little bit. 285 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,959 I won't do anything. Come here. Here. 286 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,633 What was that for? 287 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,051 I just haven't kissed you in a while. 288 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,220 You kissed me this morning. 289 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,847 - Shh. - Ew. 290 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,349 Shakespeare is-- Shakespeare is depressing. 291 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,517 Don't be depressing. 292 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,186 --- Be this guy. - Hmm. 293 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,148 Yeah, you know that's me, right? 294 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,358 Yeah, look how happy you are with your big, white teeth. 295 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,235 Ah, the better to eat you with. 296 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,571 - Ew. No. - No? 297 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,031 - Yeah. - Okay. 298 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,491 Okay, I'm going upstairs. Go buy oat milk. 299 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,285 Yes, dear. 300 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,247 What? 301 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,210 What is going on? 302 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,522 Oh, my God. 303 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:54,245 ♪ 304 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:12,347 ♪ 305 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,491 Babe! 306 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,202 You were-- it's your-- in the window. 307 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,620 I can't hear you. 308 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,832 I hate this game. 309 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,125 What? You're-- 310 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,210 Where are you going? 311 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,715 ♪ 312 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,095 It helps while you're working 313 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,472 to seem like you want to be here, Owen. 314 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,977 Let's role play. 315 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,187 I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head, 316 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,857 and I'm looking for the hospitals. 317 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,483 You should probably just go to a hospital. 318 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,862 So, I'm like, "What do you hear? Nothing. 319 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,572 Because you're listening to old person music." 320 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,450 Hi! Can I help you find something? 321 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:17,454 Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section? 322 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:21,583 ♪ 323 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,930 Do you need a pen? 324 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,350 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 325 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,228 Okay, uh, I... 326 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,440 I can find one. Here. 327 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,359 I am your man with the pen. 328 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,321 He-- here, um... 329 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,282 Thank you. 330 00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,704 Um... 331 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,248 sorry, what are you doing? 332 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,917 I mean, sorry, what are you-- what are you writing? 333 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,252 Lyrics. Sort of. 334 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:08,922 Oh, you write songs? 335 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,216 Sort of. 336 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,551 Always in bookstores? 337 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,931 Not usually. It's been a weird day. 338 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,480 Could I see what you got so far? 339 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,648 Um... 340 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,069 - May, the 4th. - Like, the date? 341 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,322 Yes. But also the title. 342 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,950 "May the 4th be with you." 343 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,661 No. 344 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,122 You play guitar? 345 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:46,292 I do-- I do. But I quit. I-- I'm more of a singer. 346 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,837 But I quit that too-- it's-- 347 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,131 Well... 348 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,968 yeah, it's a long story, so... 349 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,136 Oh, I got time. 350 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,097 - I do not. - I'm Owen. 351 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,186 Yeah, I-- I got that. Your nametag. 352 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,940 Okay, it was nice to-- thank you, Owen. 353 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,278 ♪ You ♪ 354 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,282 ♪ You came along ♪ 355 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,036 ♪ And you found your way To me ♪ 356 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,291 ♪ Through a... ♪ 357 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,002 ♪ Through that Deep bullshit sea ♪ 358 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,464 ♪ From which I'd been drinking ♪ 359 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,425 No, too gross. 360 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,511 ♪ From which I'd been... ♪ 361 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,847 ♪ Drowning ♪ 362 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:43,516 ♪ You took... ♪ 363 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,853 ♪ My cautious hand ♪ 364 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,274 ♪ And you asked me To be your wife ♪ 365 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,110 What? 366 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,862 You said bullshit. 367 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,906 - No, I didn't. - You sang it. 368 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,951 - Sing-swearing doesn't count. - Oh! 369 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,621 ♪ I wish You fucking told me that ♪ 370 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,875 ♪ You fucking asshole ♪ 371 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,922 ♪'Cause I really Really, really like ♪ 372 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,548 ♪ To swear ♪ 373 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,803 So, what are we gonna do with this, huh? 374 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,848 - It's for the baby. - Boring. 375 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,726 All right, you know what we should do? 376 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,646 We should save up for a, uh, for a vacation. 377 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,357 In, like, Cuba or something. 378 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,236 Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing. 379 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,697 North Korea? 380 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,617 Um, are you scrapbooking? 381 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,577 It's just for work. 382 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,537 What is with you? 383 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,957 What is with you? 384 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,043 Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you, 385 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,754 but, uh, we're not gonna be able to afford a vacation 386 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,297 for at least, like, three years. 387 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,759 I think we're gonna have to do it sooner than that. 388 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,388 Oh, my God! You'll be 40. 389 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,014 No, I won't. 390 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,475 Yeah, you will. I mean-- 391 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,018 - No. 40 sucks. 392 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,729 I'm not gonna be 40. Nope. 393 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,189 I'm not gonna be 40, 394 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,817 because I'm never, ever, ever gonna be 40. 395 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,282 Are you actually upset? 396 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,743 No. 397 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,496 Good. It's settled. 398 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,292 The money goes to a big fat 40th birthday 399 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,252 with 40 little candles on a 40-inch cake. 400 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:37,672 ♪ Why you gotta be A bitchy bitch ♪ 401 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,632 ♪ With a baby in her belly? ♪ 402 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,137 Oh, are you cheating on me? 403 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,806 I'm not the one eyeing baristas. 404 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,685 - Two ché. - No, no, no, no, no. 405 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,395 Touché. 406 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,647 - Ah? - To-- 407 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,691 - Touché. - Two ché? 408 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,984 You speak French? 409 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,944 Je speak le best French. 410 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,863 - Oh, boy. - Mm-hmm. 411 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,031 Mm-hmm. 412 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,533 Um... 413 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,701 What are you looking for? 414 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,663 Uh-- what? 415 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,125 Um, well, you're-- you're here, so... 416 00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,753 - I figure you must want a... - Oh! I-- 417 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:17,962 ...un livre. 418 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:19,964 I, um... 419 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,550 an art-- art book. 420 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,635 Okay, we have that. Um, anything specific? 421 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,845 Like... 422 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,638 Drawing? 423 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:30,683 All right. 424 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:34,354 ♪ 425 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,773 So, you're a musician and an artist? 426 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,025 Oh, God no. I can't draw a happy face. 427 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,193 I just thought... 428 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,570 creative outlet, you know? 429 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,405 Other than music? 430 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,741 Yeah. 431 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,451 Why not just get better at, uh... 432 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,912 music? 433 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,457 - Thanks. - No, I'm-- 434 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,834 - I learned French as a child. 435 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,378 Obviously. 436 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,505 And, um, then I studied Spanish and Latin 437 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,256 in high school, and then a year ago 438 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,509 I-- I studied, uh, Korean, when I cracked my patella. 439 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,720 You-- you speak five languages? 440 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,680 No, I-- I speak no languages. 441 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,224 That's my point. 442 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,142 You know, if I would've stuck with French 443 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,103 I would be fluent and I could be the Prime Minister by now. 444 00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,231 Instead of slinging books and answering to a toddler. 445 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,859 - Uh-- - Well-- 446 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,904 - Oh, right. - Mm-hmm. 447 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,198 - Right. - Sorry. 448 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,326 - I'm not so good at, uh... - Talking? 449 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,245 Striking people. 450 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,331 I mean, with striking people, you know? 451 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:36,666 Not actually striking them. 452 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,543 I'm in a band. 453 00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,546 Cool. Cool. 454 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:43,256 I don't know why I said-- I mean I said that 455 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,632 'cause I just want you to know I don't-- 456 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,300 it's not what I do, work here. 457 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,010 I mean, I work here, but it's not who I am. 458 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,931 Not that I judge people who do do just this. 459 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,393 - I'm sweating. 460 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:56,853 - Yeah. - Uh... 461 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,020 Uh... 462 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,649 I wondered... 463 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,277 I'm wondering, if maybe 464 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:06,529 you'd wanna grab a coffee with me sometime? 465 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,073 Oh, wow. 466 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,159 Uh, I can't. 467 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,370 - Of course. - I would-- I would love to. 468 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,080 - Um... - But? 469 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,124 - I can't. - Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm. 470 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,919 I-- I'll have a think about that. 471 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,671 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 472 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,256 I still didn't get your name, by the way. 473 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,426 It's really nice talking to you, Owen. 474 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,524 I hope you weren't smoking on the lawn. 475 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,568 I wasn't smoking, I was quitting. 476 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:46,944 With a cigarette in your mouth? 477 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,530 It's unlit and it's menthol. 478 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,657 - This is phase two. - And what was phase one? 479 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,409 Switching to menthol. 480 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,620 You've always smoked menthols. 481 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,330 Phase one is a very long phase. 482 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,831 - May I? 483 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,999 Please do. 484 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,547 So, why am I here? 485 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:11,385 Because you missed us? 486 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:14,263 No, I got a message from Simon. 487 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,015 "Please call me, Mother. 488 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,018 I have important news, Mother." 489 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,479 Yeah, so, the normal human response 490 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,314 would be to just call back. 491 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,024 I tried that several times. 492 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,818 Oh, damn, I must have hit the red button 493 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:29,403 instead of the green one. 494 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:32,281 Well, it's-- it's so nice to see you. 495 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:35,826 I-- I can't think of anything he'd need to tell you. 496 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,870 Especially not now, this month. 497 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,164 What's the news? 498 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,792 Yeah, Simon, what's the news? 499 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:45,878 You-- 500 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,422 Um... 501 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:54,011 you know, that, uh, we've decided to, uh... 502 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,390 you know, to get some help. 503 00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:58,933 With, uh, the... 504 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,437 baby making. 505 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:07,483 What Simon means is-- is that we've decided 506 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,277 to start trying, 507 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,237 and, so, if all goes well, 508 00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:14,782 we'll-- we'll have some actual news sometime soon. 509 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,617 - And-- and then... 510 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,369 ...we can wait until the first trimester is over 511 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,704 and we'll let you know. 512 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,587 We're having a baby. 513 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,338 - Simon! - Oh, lord. 514 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,966 - Are you sure? - Yes, yes, mother. We're sure. 515 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,051 - You're gonna be a grand-- - No. Don't you dare. 516 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,012 A baby. 517 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,180 I-- I-- I-- I'm only at ten weeks. 518 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,808 - Nine and a half weeks. - Very different from the movie. 519 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,019 A baby. A baby. 520 00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:45,146 A baby! 521 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,148 And, actually, it feels kinda good to tell someone. 522 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,151 Just because I'm not frowning, 523 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,861 doesn't mean you're not in serious trouble. 524 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:52,945 Didn't understand any of that, too many negatives, 525 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,113 just gonna keep smothering. 526 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,158 You need to work on delivering good news. 527 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,701 That message was somber. 528 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,328 - And, uh... 529 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:02,997 I... 530 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:07,335 well done on the-- on the baby making front. 531 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,295 You will be a wonderful mother. 532 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:12,381 - Oh, thank you. - Thank goodness. 533 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,467 Because if he's anything like his father, 534 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:15,968 you'll be bringing it up alone. 535 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,554 - Excuse me? - What? 536 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,598 He abandoned us. 537 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,516 And that kind of thing can be genetic. 538 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,477 He didn't abandon us, he died. 539 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,145 He did that, too. 540 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,022 Okay, you know what, this has been great. 541 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,232 You should really invite yourself over more often. 542 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,985 No, hey, don't be so sensitive. I was just pointing out-- 543 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,570 I'd rather be like him than you. 544 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,947 - Simon! - And there we go. 545 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,199 He didn't mean that. 546 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,201 - Yes, he did! - Um... 547 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,287 I-- I'll get you a glass of water, okay? 548 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,249 No, you cannot possibly take her side on this one. 549 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,876 I am not taking anyone's side, 550 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,128 because I'm an adult, not a six-year-old. 551 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,757 Can you stop putting glasses on the bottom? 552 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:57,176 She makes me wanna kill people with my hands. 553 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,552 Then why did you phone her? 554 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,388 Nice secret-keeping, by the way. 555 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,056 You should be a spy! 556 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,432 I didn't think she'd actually show up. 557 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,851 You're not supposed to tell anyone. 558 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,561 I know, I know, I know. 559 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,397 But don't I look handsome? 560 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:13,150 Hm? Mmm. 561 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,820 I am gonna go out there. 562 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,822 And I'm gonna make her feel better. 563 00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:19,281 And then I'm gonna come back in here 564 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,325 and you're gonna make me feel better. 565 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,077 Wait, can I use the magic sex pinkies? 566 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,329 Not this time. 567 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,831 Bev, I-- 568 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,417 I'm too upset to hydrate. 569 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,585 I'm-- I'm really sorry. 570 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,379 He can be cruel. 571 00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:35,589 Sometimes. 572 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,091 He doesn't get it from me. 573 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,843 He-- he might've gotten it from me. 574 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,431 - He loves you a lot. - No. 575 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,349 Aside from me, you're the only person 576 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:46,851 he's comfortable being mean to. 577 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,436 Ah, lucky us. 578 00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,187 Hm. 579 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:55,234 Relationships are hard work. 580 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,361 As many of you know. Uh... 581 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,738 You can say that again. 582 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:00,364 We all do-- 583 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:04,160 Sorry, I didn't mean you two in particular. 584 00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,162 - You seem, um-- 585 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:08,456 Just-- Um-- 586 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,584 We all do stupid things 587 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:15,212 and we make mistakes, but... 588 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,007 when you're wildly in love, you find a way 589 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:19,592 to move past these mistakes. 590 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:24,013 'Cause it's a rare and miraculous thing... 591 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,432 to find your one, true soulmate. 592 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:36,567 Owen. 593 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:42,656 ♪ You ♪ 594 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,701 ♪ You came along ♪ 595 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,997 ♪ And you found your way To me ♪ 596 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:53,584 ♪ Through all the mystery ♪ 597 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:57,004 ♪ I thought I had ♪ 598 00:29:58,923 --> 00:29:59,882 ♪ And you ♪ 599 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,135 ♪ You loudmouth, you ♪ 600 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:08,557 ♪ You talk At the same time as me ♪ 601 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:11,018 ♪ But that doesn't guarantee ♪ 602 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:13,896 ♪ That you're not listening ♪ 603 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:20,402 ♪ Before you Love was a kick in the teeth ♪ 604 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:24,907 ♪'Cause most men are scared And the others were cheap ♪ 605 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:28,619 ♪ But you weren't scared To be mine ♪ 606 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:30,871 ♪ To be kind ♪ 607 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,164 ♪ And you ♪ 608 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,501 ♪ You came along ♪ 609 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,421 ♪ You duck-paddled Your way to me ♪ 610 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:43,926 ♪ Through that deep Dirty sea ♪ 611 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,470 ♪ In which I'd been drowning ♪ 612 00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:49,390 ♪ You took ♪ 613 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:52,601 ♪ My cautious hand ♪ 614 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,356 ♪ And you asked me To be your wife ♪ 615 00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:01,026 ♪ To swim together And build a life ♪ 616 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,445 ♪ Choke on laughter together ♪ 617 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:10,077 ♪ And I thought love was Like sickness and death ♪ 618 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,996 ♪ You know That they're coming ♪ 619 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,164 ♪ But you don't hold Your breath ♪ 620 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:18,168 ♪ But I did not know a tenth ♪ 621 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:21,171 ♪ Of love's strength ♪ 622 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,381 ♪ Until you... ♪ 623 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,597 Sorry, I can't remember that one. 624 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,309 Okay, yeah, we'll-- 625 00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,935 uh, we'll just go on to the next one. 626 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:50,993 - Whoa! - Hi, sorry. 627 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,995 - I'm sorry. Whoa, hi. 628 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,497 I'm-- I'm sorry. Are you-- you okay? 629 00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:56,874 Yeah, I'm all right, I-- 630 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:57,917 my upper back's really sensitive. 631 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:00,252 - I didn't see you. - Oh, I-- 632 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,713 You look nice. 633 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:04,882 Thanks. 634 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,717 Did I look a little rough last time? 635 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,093 No, no. No. 636 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,345 I mean, you looked a little tired, 637 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,472 and your-- your nose was red. 638 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:12,598 Like you'd been outside. 639 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,058 Wow. 640 00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,559 In a good way. In a cute way. 641 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,227 Like an Irish person or a Scottish person 642 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:19,647 or someone with a-- fair complexion. 643 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,899 - You know what I mean? - Hm. 644 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,192 Anyways, yeah. Hi. 645 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,028 - You look nice today, too... - Thanks. 646 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,363 - ...Owen. - Thank you. 647 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:28,530 Um... 648 00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:31,283 I'm Carey, by the way. 649 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,535 I-- I don't think I-- I actually told-- 650 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,412 - told you that last time-- - It said it on your card. 651 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:37,414 - Right. - Which you gave to me. 652 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,375 - Yes. 653 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:45,089 Uh, thanks for your email, by the way. 654 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,549 - Made me laugh. - Good. 655 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:48,968 - That wasn't my goal, but good. 656 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:51,095 My goal was... 657 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,223 to get you to email me back, but-- 658 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,351 Um. 659 00:32:58,185 --> 00:33:01,230 Um, yeah, a-- about that, um... 660 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,941 Hey, but you're here now, so that's a nice surprise. 661 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,695 Full of surprises. 662 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,072 Um, I, uh... 663 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:11,991 um... 664 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:15,327 I shouldn't have done that the other day. 665 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,454 Uh, given you my card. 666 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,748 I'm-- I'm... 667 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,961 I'm just not in a-- a-- any position to be-- 668 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,629 you know, I-- I-- I can't... 669 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,965 be going on dates, 670 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,926 so I shouldn't be giving out my card willy-nilly. 671 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,178 Did you come and see me to tell me 672 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,014 you can't come and see me? 673 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,563 Um... 674 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:45,983 I really liked meeting you. 675 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,653 I-- I just-- I have a situation. 676 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:50,821 Situation? 677 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:52,906 Are you taken? 678 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:55,617 - Taken? - Yeah. 679 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:57,786 Taken. 680 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,331 Uh, no, I'm not that. 681 00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,791 I'm, uh... 682 00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:06,754 just... 683 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:08,922 Do you wanna grab a coffee? 684 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,388 Yes. I--I can't. 685 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,890 No. Okay, how about just a walk? 686 00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,058 Let's just walk. 687 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:24,146 - Yeah, okay. - Yes? 688 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,689 - Yeah. Okay. - Yes? Fabulous. 689 00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:27,399 Let's go right now. Come on. 690 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:30,027 What? Aren't you on the clock? 691 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,528 No, doesn't-- well, I am, but, doesn't matter. 692 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,030 Come on, let's do this. To the walk! 693 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,199 You... ...do you have a question? 694 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,950 I was going for the high five, you know? 695 00:34:37,076 --> 00:34:39,703 Oh! Okay. 696 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,663 Um, okay. 697 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,166 - Okay. - Come on. 698 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,293 Yeah. 699 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,466 Oh, yeah, no, that job will suit you better. 700 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,009 My parents are gonna hate you. 701 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,011 Okay, I'll see you at rehearsal. 702 00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:58,597 Keep practicing. No excuses. 703 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,601 I-- 704 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:06,814 Dreadful age. 705 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,482 Can be. That one's a good egg. 706 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,192 I-- i-- is something wrong? 707 00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:11,819 Why? 708 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,446 Y-- you just-- you've never come here before. 709 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:15,614 Ever. 710 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:16,907 Today is the day... 711 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:18,784 my husband left me. 712 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:21,161 Oh. I'm sorry. 713 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,622 Well, I mean-- no, no, no, not today. 714 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,207 It was-- it was years ago. 715 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,711 - Yes. Yeah, I-- - I've had a few Manhattans. 716 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:31,880 You've earned them. 717 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,010 You wanna know what destroyed my marriage? 718 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,221 I mean, besides the fact 719 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,181 that he slept with hundreds of women. 720 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,767 I mean-- I mean-- I mean literally hun-- hundreds. 721 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,019 - Sounds exhausting. - Uh-huh. 722 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,063 Secrets. 723 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,400 Secrets killed the marriage. 724 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:54,444 Now, I know... 725 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,030 that he is not a good communicator. 726 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,535 But that just means that you have to try. 727 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,246 Even-- even if it means 728 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,832 opening up a box of worms. 729 00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,627 - Can of... - Can of worms. 730 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,963 - Oh, baby. - Ah-- 731 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,132 Reflex. 732 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:17,634 Um-- I'm sorry. 733 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:24,808 - Uh-- - Bye, girls. 734 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,603 Those three are dreadful. 735 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,522 Maybe I'll let Simon handle the teen years. 736 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,193 So, you're, uh, happy now, aren't you? 737 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,570 Yeah. 738 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:38,363 Cling to it. 739 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,490 Memorize it. 740 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,079 They always leave. 741 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:02,179 Shoot. 742 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,019 She's having a baby, she needs to know. 743 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,105 Uh, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot. 744 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:14,691 She's been doing that a lot. 745 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:16,401 Well, she's here now, 746 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,237 so you can speak to her directly. 747 00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,238 - It's not a problem. 748 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,657 Um, I wanted to talk to you about your period. 749 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:25,160 - Buy me dinner first. 750 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,204 What was day one of your last cycle? 751 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,167 Two months ago, three months ago... 752 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,337 - I think she's talking to me. - Well, then answer her. 753 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:37,839 Dude, it's your mother. 754 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,926 She showed up to my school, drunk, so, you know... 755 00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:43,053 - worth responding. - What? 756 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,805 What did she say to you? 757 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,139 I'll give you guys a couple minutes? 758 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,558 No, we're good. I'm sorry. 759 00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:50,602 We-- I just need to check my period tracker 760 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,104 that's on my phone 761 00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:53,772 that my husband confiscated, so, just... 762 00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,024 - It's okay. 763 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:02,864 Take your time. 764 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,200 Okay. 765 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,494 Uh, thanks. 766 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,662 So... 767 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,542 Looks like your due date is actually... 768 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,920 - November 12th. 769 00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:20,299 That's my mother's birthday. 770 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,885 Yay. 771 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,805 We'll do a quick examination 772 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,974 and then we'll look into finding you an OBGYN. 773 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,601 - Okay. - All right. 774 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:44,948 That's mature. 775 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,075 Why were you so rude in there? 776 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:49,161 Honestly, I'd rather wait until-- 777 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:50,704 Are you going through something? 778 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,205 Am I-- wow. 779 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,874 I mean, is there something on your mind? 780 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,625 Huh, I don't know, what's on my mind, 781 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:58,503 episiotomies, placenta, giant effing needles 782 00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:00,047 - in my spine. - Come on. 783 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,132 Loss of bowel control, ripping of any kind. 784 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:03,300 I don't even like children. 785 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,219 - You're a teacher. - Exactly. So I know. 786 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:07,721 They're manipulative 787 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:08,847 and they're too stupid to even hide it. 788 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,265 They're us, but worse. 789 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,017 Why would I wanna go through all that-- 790 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,852 that pain and puffiness just so I can bring a bald, 791 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,604 mini version of myself into the world, 792 00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:17,064 and teach it all the things that are wrong with us, 793 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,357 plus new things-- no thanks. 794 00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:19,900 - Carey. - What? 795 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:20,984 I have a headache, and you're ranting. 796 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,361 You always have a headache! 797 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:23,653 And you're ranting. 798 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:27,115 - Oh, my God. - I don't want a baby. 799 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,328 - Yes, you do. - My body, my choice. 800 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,705 You've been taking pre-natal vitamins since we met. 801 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:36,041 Because they're gummies and they're delicious. 802 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:40,212 ♪ 803 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,425 - Okay. 804 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,761 - You told me you wanted this. - I know. 805 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,304 Okay, so what is going on 806 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,432 and why is it going on so fucking loudly? 807 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,934 Stop. Not right now. 808 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,146 Are you okay? 809 00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,107 You're the one that's acting like Satan's evil wife. 810 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:01,817 Wouldn't that make you Satan? 811 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:16,957 Ever since I told you about the baby, 812 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,625 - you've been acting weird. 813 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,587 If it's gonna change everything, then... 814 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,427 Are we seriously having this conversation? 815 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:30,637 Maybe we aren't ready. 816 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,891 We've been ready for two years. 817 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,518 I know, I-- I just-- 818 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:37,894 I don't wanna feel like I'm doing this 819 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,479 - all by myself. - You're not. 820 00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:42,774 You're not, you-- 821 00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:48,238 You could. 822 00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:50,574 What? 823 00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,076 You could. You could do it by yourself. 824 00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,995 - So could I. - That's what I'm talking about. 825 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,623 It is weird to say that to your pregnant wife. 826 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,459 I have never wanted anything this much 827 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:01,710 in my entire life. 828 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,129 Then why are you being weird? 829 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,714 How? How? How? 830 00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:07,257 Please, tell me how I'm being weird. 831 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,425 You're-- 832 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,679 You're being so nice all the time, 833 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:14,639 and you're not maintaining eye contact. 834 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:15,807 Carey, Carey. 835 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,434 Please. Listen to me. 836 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,853 Is it possible, possible... 837 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:23,815 is it possible... 838 00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,068 that this is hormonal? 839 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,781 Is it possible... 840 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:34,951 that you are an ass face? 841 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,083 Are you okay? 842 00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:55,514 No. 843 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:00,644 What? Hey. 844 00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:02,896 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, I just-- 845 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,272 - I just meant that-- - Oh, my God. 846 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,192 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Carey. Carey. 847 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:09,069 Why-- wh-- wh-- wh-- what do you mean-- why? 848 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:11,321 - Are you-- do you hate me? - What? 849 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,697 Are you cheating on me? Fuck-- 850 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:14,366 - What? - Are you-- are you sick? 851 00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:16,201 - Carey, what is going on? - Why aren't you okay? 852 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,953 - What is happening? - I get cramps. I get cramps. 853 00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:19,454 - Why aren't you okay? - I-- I-- I just meant that 854 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:20,956 I could never be described as okay, okay? 855 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:22,666 - I'm exquisite. - Are you joking? 856 00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,334 - You're joking right now? - What? 857 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,253 I-- no, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 858 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,837 But now I can see that this was probably not the right time. 859 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:31,299 - Swear to me. - What? 860 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,011 - Swear to me. - Come on. 861 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:38,890 - Fuckballs. - Nothing about this is funny. 862 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:41,434 Swear to me that everything is okay, that we're gonna be okay. 863 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,020 - Oh, my God, okay, I swear. - Make it official. 864 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,730 - What? 865 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:47,482 Make it official. 866 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,945 What-- it's a totally different kind of swearing. 867 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,573 - I'm being serious. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 868 00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:55,740 I... 869 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,327 Simon Patterson, swear... 870 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,414 that everything is okay. 871 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:06,209 Expand. 872 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,378 I swear that I do not hate you, 873 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,464 I swear that I am not cheating on you, 874 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:12,716 and I swear that I am not... 875 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,345 I'm-- I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're fine. 876 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,973 You're insane, but we're fine. 877 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,224 We're fine. 878 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,735 I love you. 879 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,738 But if you leave me, 880 00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,698 I will track you down and I will kill you. 881 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,658 And I will support you in that decision. 882 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,869 We can make it through anything. 883 00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:43,163 We just have to do it together. 884 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,956 I know. 885 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,960 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 886 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,715 That conversation just... 887 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:56,843 ...got away from me. 888 00:44:12,192 --> 00:44:18,114 ♪ 889 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:21,993 See? 890 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,506 ♪ Every time I leave ♪ 891 00:44:34,631 --> 00:44:39,094 ♪ I think Of all the times before this ♪ 892 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:41,721 ♪ Waving casually ♪ 893 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:46,768 ♪ Doesn't matter If you noticed ♪ 894 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:50,563 ♪ May the fourth is here ♪ 895 00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:54,734 ♪ Faster than in years Before this ♪ 896 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:58,738 ♪ My mistakes are clear ♪ 897 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:02,492 ♪ You're too far away To notice ♪ 898 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:05,537 ♪ 899 00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:06,746 Maybe not here. 900 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,003 - Okay. - Oh. All right. 901 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:20,343 ♪ 902 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:43,283 ♪ And I take all of you ♪ 903 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:46,035 ♪ For granted ♪ 904 00:45:46,161 --> 00:45:51,332 ♪ Every part that I ignore ♪ 905 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:57,088 ♪ And if you tell me ♪ 906 00:45:57,213 --> 00:46:01,009 ♪ Only you now ♪ 907 00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:07,390 ♪ I will lose myself For sure ♪ 908 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:12,312 ♪ Oh ♪ 909 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,273 ♪ Oh ♪ 910 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:17,192 ♪ Oh ♪ 911 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:27,035 ♪ But every time I leave ♪ 912 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,122 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 913 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:35,335 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 914 00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:39,297 ♪ You wait peacefully ♪ 915 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:44,177 Can I ask you a question? 916 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,345 Yeah. 917 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,097 Okay, I have to think of one. 918 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,099 Um... 919 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:52,060 well, do you want kids? 920 00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:55,688 Yikes, that's a-- 921 00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:56,940 that's a bigger question than I-- 922 00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:58,191 Okay, do you snore? 923 00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:01,694 Um, I do not snore, 924 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,364 but I occasionally sleepwalk 925 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,324 and I sleep-punch. 926 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,451 First girl I ever dated punched me in the face. 927 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:09,661 Gave me a black eye. 928 00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,371 - In her sleep? - No. 929 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,540 Uh, then how does-- 930 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:16,960 - how does that relate to, um-- - I was asleep. 931 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:19,045 - What-- what did you do? - Well, I woke up. 932 00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,881 - No, to deserve that. - Nothing. 933 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:24,217 She was reaching for the alarm and missed. 934 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,844 Her depth perception was off. 935 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,304 - Cool story. - Thank you. 936 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,268 - You go. - All right. 937 00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:35,520 Oh, I got a really good one. 938 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:36,813 Um... 939 00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:39,440 what do your parents do? 940 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:40,733 Nothing. They're dead. 941 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,486 - What? - Yeah. Yeah. 942 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,737 Mine, too. 943 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:48,950 You wanna talk about it? 944 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:50,994 Uh... 945 00:47:51,995 --> 00:47:53,454 - Yeah, I don't really either. 946 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,085 What about your job? How did all that come about? 947 00:48:00,003 --> 00:48:03,339 You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job? 948 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:04,757 No. 949 00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:07,635 I did-- I didn't mean it like that at all. 950 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,180 I mean-- No. 951 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,809 Really? I think you did. 952 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,769 I didn't. 953 00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,563 It's hard to make a living as a musician. 954 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:21,566 - News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is. 955 00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:24,944 I mean, I open for big bands sometimes, 956 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,487 and I do the odd orchestral gig, 957 00:48:26,613 --> 00:48:27,989 but there's not a lot of money in it, so... 958 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,449 You play classical guitar? 959 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,950 I-- yeah, it's not my focus, though. 960 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:32,869 What's your focus? 961 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,830 This strange woman I met at a bookstore. 962 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:42,295 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 963 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,213 - Oh. 964 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:49,886 You're honest, aren't you? 965 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:52,722 You're a good person. 966 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,350 That kinda feels like a trap. 967 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,606 I don't know if I am. 968 00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:05,234 I feel guilty all the time, and... 969 00:49:06,945 --> 00:49:09,739 like I don't even deserve to, um... 970 00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:15,662 I've been thinking about you a lot. 971 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,581 Not a creepy amount, but... 972 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:19,749 I think you're... 973 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:21,709 I find you to be... 974 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,339 You make me nervous. Does it show? 975 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:29,634 Hardly at all. 976 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:31,678 I-- it's been lovely getting to know you. 977 00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:34,973 Is what I mean to say. 978 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,601 Yes, it has. 979 00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:51,948 - Ah, shit. - I'm sorry. 980 00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:53,324 - I'm-- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 981 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,534 - I didn't mean-- - I'm sorry. 982 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,245 Thought it would feel worse not to try. 983 00:49:58,246 --> 00:49:59,914 - Turns out I was wrong. - Uh-- 984 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,002 I'm sorry. 985 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,754 Um... 986 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,216 play something? 987 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,847 I-- 988 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:30,194 ♪ Sittin' on the ground ♪ 989 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,904 ♪ How could you seem So strong? ♪ 990 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,824 ♪ How could you seem So wise to me? ♪ 991 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,578 ♪ If you'd written back ♪ 992 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:40,621 ♪ Would we have Both jumped in ♪ 993 00:50:40,747 --> 00:50:43,332 ♪ Or would we miss The mystery? ♪ 994 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,796 ♪ Sittin' on the ground How could we ever know ♪ 995 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,841 ♪ That you would mean So much to me? ♪ 996 00:50:54,469 --> 00:50:57,889 ♪ Wish I found the words Wish I had summoned angels ♪ 997 00:50:58,014 --> 00:51:01,434 ♪ Found my bravest bravery ♪ 998 00:51:04,145 --> 00:51:05,354 Is that the end? 999 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:13,154 ♪ Wet hair, face bare I don't care ♪ 1000 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,908 ♪ Your smile was all it took ♪ 1001 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:22,246 ♪ Ghost, ignore me Build a wall ♪ 1002 00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:28,044 ♪ I'm taller than I look ♪ 1003 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,173 That's the end. 1004 00:51:48,898 --> 00:51:50,858 Oh, my God. 1005 00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:52,443 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1006 00:51:53,653 --> 00:51:55,154 Um, hi. 1007 00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:56,948 Ah, uh... 1008 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:58,825 Uh, h-- how are you? 1009 00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:01,035 I've been better. 1010 00:52:02,370 --> 00:52:05,081 ♪ 1011 00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,750 You know, actually, I-- I-- I have to go. 1012 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,127 Uh, the car. 1013 00:52:09,252 --> 00:52:10,795 Y-- you know, the-- the parking meter. 1014 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,130 Yeah. 1015 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,884 That was weird. Who was that? 1016 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:18,469 Um... 1017 00:52:19,971 --> 00:52:21,472 How does that happen? 1018 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:24,267 Why do things like that always fucking happen? 1019 00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:26,561 - Um-- - Who was that? You all right? 1020 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:27,770 Yeah, uh... 1021 00:52:28,563 --> 00:52:30,898 - Simon's mother. - Who's Simon? 1022 00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,693 I-- I just-- I just haven't seen her in a while. 1023 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:34,944 Um... 1024 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:36,946 Carey, who's Simon? 1025 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:42,076 ♪ 1026 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:43,286 My-- my husband. 1027 00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,247 Right. 1028 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:30,374 Um, honey? 1029 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:32,376 Yes, sugar shorts? 1030 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,670 What's with the disguise? 1031 00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:39,133 Oh, my eyes are just bugging me. 1032 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:41,135 I pumped myself full of drugs and... 1033 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,346 blocked out all the light. 1034 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,849 You should see Dr. Rose again. 1035 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,435 I'm telling you, it's a penis. 1036 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,854 Wh-- what? 1037 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,608 It is not a penis. 1038 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:56,901 I think it might be. 1039 00:53:57,485 --> 00:53:59,111 Well, then, our child has a penis 1040 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,280 - growing out of her foot. - His foot. 1041 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,282 I'm positive it's a girl. 1042 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,575 Yeah, I think so, too. 1043 00:54:05,493 --> 00:54:06,535 What? 1044 00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:10,206 Why have you spent the last four days 1045 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:12,250 defending an opinion you don't actually hold? 1046 00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,878 I find conflict sexy. 1047 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,714 I find being right sexy. 1048 00:54:18,839 --> 00:54:20,174 Oh, well then I guess 1049 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:23,970 we're both feeling pretty sexy. 1050 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:27,348 Not really. I'm too bloated. 1051 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,225 I'll give you this, though. 1052 00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,185 Whoa! 1053 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,645 For the spank bank. 1054 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,689 - Oh, that's filthy. 1055 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:36,357 That's even worse than swearing. 1056 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:39,026 Spank safe, bank safe, context definitely counts. 1057 00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:42,822 So many rules. 1058 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:46,826 Okay, well... 1059 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:52,957 if our penis-footed friend here is actually, 1060 00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,376 in fact, a girl, what are we gonna name her? 1061 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,628 'Cause I like... 1062 00:54:57,753 --> 00:54:58,921 Gretchen. 1063 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,132 - Gretchen? - Mhm. 1064 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,801 Gre-- 1065 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,594 "Hey Gretch, go fetch." 1066 00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:07,513 Nope. Too many dog jokes. 1067 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,056 No, no, it's more like, um... 1068 00:55:10,016 --> 00:55:12,184 - "That Gretchen... 1069 00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:13,936 ...she's so fetchen." 1070 00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:17,356 "Hey, Gretchen, where's Hansel?" 1071 00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,071 That doesn't make any sense. 1072 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,032 I like Rachel. 1073 00:55:26,699 --> 00:55:28,242 - Rachel? - Yeah. 1074 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,744 Rachel, like... 1075 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:31,829 - "Hey, Rachel." - Yeah. 1076 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,040 "Rachel, hey, come here. 1077 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:36,417 Come here, Rachel. 1078 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:38,794 - Rachel, you smell like a..." 1079 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,172 Actually, Rachel's not the worst. 1080 00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:47,178 Thank you for forgiving me. 1081 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:49,764 For what? 1082 00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,809 For turning into a raging psychopath. 1083 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,811 Oh. 1084 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,024 - Which time? 1085 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,819 Okay. 1086 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,030 What is happening? 1087 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:11,327 Um... 1088 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:14,538 did-- did you take ecstasy? 1089 00:56:14,663 --> 00:56:16,999 - Corey giggling] 1090 00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:20,252 No. 1091 00:56:21,670 --> 00:56:23,547 But I do need another coffee, I think. 1092 00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:25,383 Muah. 1093 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:28,010 Do you want one? 1094 00:56:28,135 --> 00:56:30,096 - Oh, I'm pregnant. - What? 1095 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:32,723 Does this mean we're having twins? 1096 00:56:32,848 --> 00:56:34,266 - No caffeine. - Oh, okay, 1097 00:56:34,392 --> 00:56:35,476 white wine then. 1098 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:37,686 - Pregnant. - Sashimi. 1099 00:56:38,354 --> 00:56:40,773 - Pregnant. - Unpasteurized dairy products. 1100 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,608 - Go away forever. - Okay. 1101 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,782 What if it's a boy? 1102 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:51,742 Uh, we can sell him. 1103 00:56:53,369 --> 00:56:55,454 I'm talking about names. 1104 00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,706 Um... 1105 00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,667 I don't know, Gretchen is nice. 1106 00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:02,545 Oh, what about Seitan? 1107 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,965 - Satan? - No, Seitan, like the-- 1108 00:57:07,383 --> 00:57:08,551 the meat substitute. 1109 00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:13,180 You're a maniac. 1110 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,099 You're the one that eats that shit. 1111 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,892 That's five dollars. 1112 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,561 - Was it worth it? - God. 1113 00:57:18,686 --> 00:57:19,812 You're the one that eats that "poo." 1114 00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:23,441 You are so unsupportive of my vegetarianism. 1115 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,819 I don't think if you eat chicken 1116 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,946 you get to call yourself a vegetar-- tarian. 1117 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,574 I'm a chickatarian. 1118 00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:37,621 Tough crowd. 1119 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,502 Maybe I should drink wine, maybe it'd make me funnier. 1120 00:57:50,176 --> 00:57:51,218 Simon? 1121 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:57,016 Are you ignoring me? 1122 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:02,980 Simon? 1123 00:58:17,036 --> 00:58:18,078 Simon? 1124 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:20,873 What-- babe. 1125 00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,417 Simon? 1126 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,836 Simon? 1127 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,588 Babe. 1128 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,340 - Wake... 1129 00:58:29,465 --> 00:58:30,633 wake up. 1130 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:33,594 No. 1131 00:58:34,762 --> 00:58:37,932 No! No! 1132 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:44,522 No, no, no! 1133 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,611 ♪ 1134 00:58:54,657 --> 00:59:00,246 ♪ 1135 00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:17,680 My boy. 1136 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,286 It-- it's raining. 1137 00:59:41,287 --> 00:59:42,371 I can see that. 1138 00:59:44,123 --> 00:59:45,791 Like, really raining. 1139 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,293 End of the world raining. 1140 00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:49,670 Guess you better come in. 1141 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,307 I-- I'm sorry for just showing up. 1142 01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:02,766 I... 1143 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:04,977 I left you a few messages and I-- 1144 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:06,812 I wasn't sure if you got them. 1145 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:08,022 I got them. 1146 01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:10,566 Well, I just wanted to, um-- 1147 01:00:10,691 --> 01:00:12,901 Secrets are a bit of a deal breaker for me. 1148 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:15,988 Lies, even more so. 1149 01:00:17,698 --> 01:00:18,991 You should've just told me. 1150 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,869 It would've changed everything. 1151 01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:23,829 Yeah, it would've. 1152 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,831 And why would you kiss me if you were... 1153 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,834 why would someone do something like that if they're married? 1154 01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:33,881 - It- it's not that simple. 1155 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,429 W-- we can-- we can do this another time. 1156 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:42,973 Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-- 1157 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:44,850 I just really liked you, y-- you know? 1158 01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:51,231 I'm sorry. 1159 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,400 I don't want your sympathy. 1160 01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:54,735 - That's not what I mean. - Yeah, 1161 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,362 I-- I don't want sympathy, either. 1162 01:00:58,530 --> 01:00:59,615 For what? 1163 01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:06,288 I-- I'm gonna tell you this and then I'm gonna go. 1164 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,085 I'm not married. 1165 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:13,671 I was married. 1166 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,758 I feel married. 1167 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:21,428 But I'm not. 1168 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,348 He died. My husband. 1169 01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:36,777 Wow. 1170 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,029 What? 1171 01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:42,157 Uh, you just didn't say sorry. 1172 01:01:45,411 --> 01:01:47,579 Everyone always apologizes when I-- 1173 01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,164 when they hear, and, uh, 1174 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,749 it always makes the repressed comedian in me 1175 01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:52,167 want to say "Why did you kill him?" 1176 01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,589 I always thought it would be nice for someone 1177 01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:59,174 to just stay quiet. 1178 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,638 How long has it been? 1179 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:09,351 No time. 1180 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,311 A lifetime. 1181 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,355 Three years. 1182 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:16,150 Well, it was three years on May the fourth. 1183 01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:19,236 - May the fourth. - Um, 1184 01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:20,487 I'm gonna head out now. 1185 01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:22,698 And, uh... 1186 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:27,161 maybe we can talk later about art, 1187 01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:28,370 or clowns or something. 1188 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,289 Uh... 1189 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:31,457 just not-- not this. 1190 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:32,666 Anything... 1191 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,418 anything but this. 1192 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,716 Um, I-- I'm sorry for kissing you. 1193 01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:43,677 I liked you, too. 1194 01:02:59,193 --> 01:03:00,486 Old chocolate. 1195 01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:02,571 Ew, Simon. Gross. 1196 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:03,864 Huh. 1197 01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:06,325 - In his pocket. - Yeah. 1198 01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:09,953 Why don't you take a break from this for a while? 1199 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,254 I don't know how to do this. 1200 01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:21,465 I know, dear. 1201 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,470 I know that I am not always the... 1202 01:03:27,638 --> 01:03:30,265 warmest, or the best. 1203 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:33,685 But I am there for you and your daughter. 1204 01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:36,146 Uh, or son. 1205 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,357 Now. 1206 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,400 I'm gonna smoke this. 1207 01:03:41,068 --> 01:03:43,737 I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna light it, 1208 01:03:43,862 --> 01:03:45,906 and I'm gonna smoke it. 1209 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,580 What the fuck? 1210 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:24,755 Bev. 1211 01:05:28,467 --> 01:05:29,635 Bev. 1212 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:32,387 - Bev, Bev. - You alright? 1213 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:34,890 I found this. 1214 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:36,642 Oh, my dear. That... 1215 01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:38,518 This is-- this was in his pocket 1216 01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:40,729 in with the candy wrappers and the fucking -- Sorry. 1217 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:43,398 - Did you-- did you read it? - Only the beginning. 1218 01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:45,859 There-- those aren't good results. 1219 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:47,861 "Berry aneurysm?" 1220 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,155 I-- I don't even know what that-- is that what it-- 1221 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,907 - Look, le-- let's go inside. - No, no, no. 1222 01:05:52,032 --> 01:05:54,409 I-- I-- I-- He must've not understood this. 1223 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:55,953 I have to call Dr. Rose. 1224 01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:57,579 It's not her fault. 1225 01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,206 No, Simon wouldn't have kept this from me. 1226 01:06:00,082 --> 01:06:01,416 He-- he told me everything. 1227 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:03,001 He-- he-- 1228 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:05,003 I mean he-- he gave me daily updates on his-- 1229 01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:07,714 on his bowel movements, for fuck sake. 1230 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:09,841 For God's sake. For fuck sake! 1231 01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,052 - You--you're pregnant. - I'm fine. What-- 1232 01:06:12,177 --> 01:06:14,262 No, no I-- I mean that maybe he thought 1233 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:16,848 in your condition you couldn't handle the news. 1234 01:06:16,974 --> 01:06:18,684 The news that he was dying? 1235 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:21,395 Simon doesn't lie. 1236 01:06:22,062 --> 01:06:25,399 Bev, h-- he-- h-- he-- he didn't lie. 1237 01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:26,858 He told me everything. 1238 01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:28,694 He didn't tell you about this. 1239 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,452 I'm sorry. 1240 01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:40,622 I'm sorry. 1241 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:42,624 You're gonna have to... 1242 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:44,459 spell this out for me. 1243 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:45,627 You're saying that... 1244 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,296 he knew he was sick? 1245 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:55,762 He-- he didn't know, obviously, how sick. 1246 01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:59,266 He couldn't have known how sick, right? 1247 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:00,475 We should've told you. 1248 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:04,896 He told you? 1249 01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:11,028 Why would-- why would he tell you? 1250 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,072 Because I'm his mother. 1251 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,450 Why-- why wouldn't you tell me? 1252 01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:18,035 He asked me not to. 1253 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,703 I-- I-- I'm his mother. 1254 01:07:19,828 --> 01:07:21,621 I mean, he-- he's my son. 1255 01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:23,331 I'm sorry, I need you to leave. 1256 01:07:23,457 --> 01:07:25,792 No, Carey, we can get through this together. 1257 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,836 No, I will never get through this. 1258 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,505 I will never get through this. 1259 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:33,884 My husband is dead and now you're telling me 1260 01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:35,886 that-- that I didn't know him? 1261 01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:37,971 We're having a child 1262 01:07:38,096 --> 01:07:40,599 and he won't be here for any of it. 1263 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,479 And he... 1264 01:07:45,604 --> 01:07:47,773 ...he made that decision without me 1265 01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:50,025 and he-- he had no right. 1266 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,986 No right, and he is a liar 1267 01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:54,488 and he's a dick. 1268 01:07:54,613 --> 01:07:55,947 - Carey. - He's a son of a dick. 1269 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,824 There is some truth there, his father was-- 1270 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,076 No, you. 1271 01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:01,578 You allowed this to happen. 1272 01:08:01,703 --> 01:08:03,622 We were trying to protect you. 1273 01:08:04,206 --> 01:08:06,291 Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? 1274 01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:10,670 I'll come by tomorrow. 1275 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,339 No, you won't. 1276 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,510 Carey, please. 1277 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,012 I have no one else to-- 1278 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:24,309 I'll come tomorrow. 1279 01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:52,796 ♪ The way to a man's heart ♪ 1280 01:08:52,921 --> 01:08:54,673 ♪ Is right through His stomach ♪ 1281 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,341 ♪ The way to my heart's Through my chest ♪ 1282 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,510 Clear up your fucking stuff! 1283 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,596 ♪ You, only you know The way to my heart ♪ 1284 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:05,725 ♪ So you pull back the skin And you press ♪ 1285 01:09:05,851 --> 01:09:09,563 ♪ And you hear the cracking And you hear the snapping ♪ 1286 01:09:09,688 --> 01:09:13,233 ♪ And you keep on P ushing until ♪ 1287 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:16,486 ♪ You found what you wanted Your hand's on the prize ♪ 1288 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:19,114 ♪ And my warm, beating Heart starts to chill ♪ 1289 01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:24,161 ♪ And we are angry ♪ 1290 01:09:24,286 --> 01:09:27,747 ♪ We are fighting ♪ 1291 01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:32,335 ♪ We are loving hard ♪ 1292 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:39,217 ♪ But you stay with me ♪ 1293 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:42,762 ♪ When I'm angry ♪ 1294 01:09:42,888 --> 01:09:47,350 ♪ So keep it, keep my heart ♪ 1295 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:53,815 ♪ The way to a man's heart ♪ Is right through his stomach ♪ 1296 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,903 ♪ The way to your heart's Through your mind ♪ 1297 01:09:58,028 --> 01:10:01,573 ♪ It's sharper than mine is It's crueler than mine is ♪ 1298 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:05,243 ♪ It's default is witty Not kind ♪ 1299 01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:08,997 ♪ We fight and we fall We get drunk, we get small ♪ 1300 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:12,083 ♪ And it's not even noon When we're done ♪ 1301 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:16,171 ♪ I cannot make the hit 'Cause you've already quit ♪ 1302 01:10:16,296 --> 01:10:18,798 ♪ But you cannot Contest that I've won ♪ 1303 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:23,762 ♪ And I am holding ♪ 1304 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:27,599 ♪ Of your♪ 1305 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,853 ♪ But I never knew ♪ 1306 01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:39,152 ♪ That it was with me ♪ 1307 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:42,656 ♪ All this time, I ♪ 1308 01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:47,118 ♪ Kept it safe for you ♪ 1309 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:52,916 ♪ We fight and we fall ♪ 1310 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:56,711 ♪ We get drunk We get small ♪ 1311 01:10:56,836 --> 01:11:00,006 ♪ It's not even known ♪ 1312 01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:03,093 ♪ When we're done ♪ 1313 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:07,931 ♪ I cannot make the hit ♪ 1314 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,559 ♪'Cause you've already quit ♪ 1315 01:11:11,685 --> 01:11:14,604 ♪ But you cannot contest ♪ 1316 01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:18,358 ♪ I have won ♪ 1317 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:21,236 ♪ 1318 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,862 It bit me. 1319 01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:24,948 Oh, no. What bit you, honey? 1320 01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:27,284 The flower. 1321 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:29,619 The flower bit you? 1322 01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:32,580 Oh, no. 1323 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,624 Should we go get a band-aid? 1324 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,960 Yeah, we should probably go get a band-aid. 1325 01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:39,421 Okay, do we want... 1326 01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:42,799 do you want a superhero or a mermaid? 1327 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:45,260 - Supermaid. - A supermaid? 1328 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,973 Yeah, we could definitely use one of those around here. 1329 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,019 Is that the supermaid at the door? 1330 01:11:54,144 --> 01:11:55,186 What? 1331 01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:57,480 Okay, you choose, honey. I'll be right back. 1332 01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:00,525 Alright? And then we're gonna go take a nap. 1333 01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,239 Uh-oh. 1334 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,367 The stalkee has become the stalker. 1335 01:12:10,285 --> 01:12:11,870 I hope this isn't too bold. 1336 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,539 Bo-- bold is good. I-- I like bold. 1337 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,082 Uh, it's just... 1338 01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:19,502 a-- actually, c-- come on in, yeah. 1339 01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,714 - Sorry. - Uh-huh. 1340 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:31,848 Your house is... not small. 1341 01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:35,143 - Dead parents. - Right, right. 1342 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:36,728 I inherited the house, the debt, 1343 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:40,732 and a questionable oil can collection. 1344 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:43,735 All I got were night terrors. 1345 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,702 I want to thank you for your message. 1346 01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:55,622 I didn't offend you with the whole... 1347 01:12:55,747 --> 01:12:57,082 "let's be friends" thing? 1348 01:12:57,207 --> 01:12:58,458 That wasn't my favorite part. 1349 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,794 Yeah, um... 1350 01:13:05,215 --> 01:13:06,758 Do you have a train fetish? 1351 01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:11,971 Oh, no, uh, they, 1352 01:13:12,097 --> 01:13:14,516 uh, actually belong to my, uh-- 1353 01:13:14,641 --> 01:13:15,892 - Son? - Daughter. 1354 01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:17,143 - Oh. - Yeah. 1355 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:18,311 Wow. 1356 01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:20,688 I don't think you mentioned that. 1357 01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:23,066 I didn't want to lay all of it on you at once. 1358 01:13:23,191 --> 01:13:24,901 You didn't lay any of it on me. 1359 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:26,945 I'm working at being more open. 1360 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,154 Mhm. 1361 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:30,532 - Um-- - Mama! 1362 01:13:30,657 --> 01:13:31,908 - Oh. - Whoops. 1363 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,493 I'll be right there, honey. 1364 01:13:33,618 --> 01:13:36,037 - I'm gonna go. - No, please. Don't. 1365 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,498 Because she's just about to go down for a nap. 1366 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,252 Come on. 1367 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:49,592 Peanut, Peanut, honey, come meet mama's friend. 1368 01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,553 - Are you sure? - Hi. 1369 01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:54,514 - This is Owen. - Hey. 1370 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:58,393 - That looks serious. - Yeah. 1371 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,687 A flower bit her finger. 1372 01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:03,231 Uh, okay. 1373 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:05,567 Oh. 1374 01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,778 I'm the pirate and you're the bunny. 1375 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,575 You need help with that? There you go. 1376 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,618 Good girl. Whoa. 1377 01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,579 You look like a real pirate. 1378 01:14:17,704 --> 01:14:19,414 - Are we gonna fight? 1379 01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,333 Are you gonna have a picnic? 1380 01:14:22,459 --> 01:14:24,127 Oh, really? I mean, my last picnic 1381 01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:26,379 was a bit of a bust, but maybe I'll make an exception. 1382 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:27,964 What do we got in there? 1383 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,634 It's milk. We're having tea. 1384 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:33,887 - Oh. - Oh. 1385 01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:35,847 On our picnic, was that your mother-in-law we ran into? 1386 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:37,682 - Bev, yeah. - Yeah. 1387 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,017 Yeah. 1388 01:14:39,559 --> 01:14:40,810 Is she okay? 1389 01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:45,190 Um, I don't... I don't know. 1390 01:14:45,315 --> 01:14:47,942 I, uh, that was the first time I've seen her in a while. 1391 01:14:49,486 --> 01:14:50,695 Does she live out of town? 1392 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,030 - Or-- - Um... 1393 01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:56,242 Hey, hun, do you want to go upstairs 1394 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:58,119 and go get your art stuff? 1395 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,079 Yeah? Yeah. 1396 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,297 I'm sorry, I-- I didn't mean to... 1397 01:15:09,964 --> 01:15:11,216 - Oh. - Um... 1398 01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:12,675 It's fine. I, um... 1399 01:15:14,344 --> 01:15:16,346 Uh, I'm happy to talk about it. 1400 01:15:16,471 --> 01:15:18,890 - Happy to talk about anything. - Except that you... 1401 01:15:21,935 --> 01:15:24,145 I haven't seen her since before the funeral. 1402 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,232 She didn't go to the funeral? 1403 01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:30,360 I didn't go. 1404 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:34,239 Um, s-- so, how-- how did you, uh... 1405 01:15:34,364 --> 01:15:35,657 how did you say goodbye? 1406 01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:38,451 To her? Or... 1407 01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:41,538 No, to him. 1408 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,209 Um... 1409 01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:53,716 Listen to me. 1410 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:55,093 I like you. 1411 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:58,680 I-- I can't. I... 1412 01:15:59,973 --> 01:16:01,224 I wanna be your friend. 1413 01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,310 You kept some pretty important stuff from me, 1414 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:05,853 and I still don't totally understand that, 1415 01:16:05,979 --> 01:16:07,146 but I'm not going anywhere. 1416 01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:10,441 If you ever need somebody to give you advice, 1417 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,610 or just someone to talk to, I'm your man, okay? 1418 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,572 I mean your person. 1419 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,657 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1420 01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:22,036 My first piece of advice, for instance, would be to... 1421 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:23,496 get in touch with your mother-in-law. 1422 01:16:24,455 --> 01:16:26,749 Whoa, don't hold back. Yeah. 1423 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,752 Living with guilt all the time is no way to live. 1424 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,673 She's... 1425 01:16:35,008 --> 01:16:36,676 she's a bad influence. 1426 01:16:36,801 --> 01:16:39,387 I know. She's unpredictable, and she smokes, and... 1427 01:16:39,512 --> 01:16:40,680 I smoke weed now and then. 1428 01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:42,974 That's fine, I would too, 1429 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,976 but it makes my eyelids puff up, so, I can't. 1430 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:47,061 I think you should phone her. 1431 01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,315 She lied to me. 1432 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:51,566 People lie. 1433 01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:02,702 Hey, I was wondering. Do you want to play with me? 1434 01:17:07,332 --> 01:17:08,583 Music, I mean. 1435 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:10,001 Do you want to play music with me? 1436 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,630 - I-- I would love to. - Cool. 1437 01:17:13,755 --> 01:17:15,840 I think I'm gonna have a lot more free time on my hands. 1438 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:20,261 - Did you... - I quit my job, yeah. 1439 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,721 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 1440 01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:23,264 I felt I wasn't gonna get anywhere with it 1441 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:24,932 unless I fully committed to it. 1442 01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:28,227 - Right. - Yeah, you know? 1443 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,522 It. 1444 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,737 Um... 1445 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:40,657 so... 1446 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:44,035 friends, right? 1447 01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:46,496 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1448 01:17:46,621 --> 01:17:48,164 Friends. Okay. 1449 01:18:08,059 --> 01:18:10,311 Mama! I couldn't find them. 1450 01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:11,771 Um... Oh, my God. 1451 01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:13,564 We-- we can, um... 1452 01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:15,733 We can continue this conversation-- 1453 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:17,694 Yeah, at some other time. 1454 01:18:17,819 --> 01:18:20,238 - Like, in a week? Or... - I-- I'll call you. 1455 01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,281 Yeah, I'll call you too. 1456 01:18:22,407 --> 01:18:24,242 Seems excessive, but, um... 1457 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:29,956 ♪ 1458 01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:39,716 Okay. 1459 01:18:40,508 --> 01:18:41,634 We're gonna be serious. 1460 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:50,393 - Cats. - Why? 1461 01:18:51,561 --> 01:18:54,397 Because you can leave them at home at night 1462 01:18:54,522 --> 01:18:55,982 and they don't mind. 1463 01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:57,316 How do you know? 1464 01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:01,237 Fair point. 1465 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,490 - I'm getting a cat. - Really, what kind? 1466 01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:05,783 Lynx. 1467 01:19:06,826 --> 01:19:08,453 Wow. A lynx. 1468 01:19:08,578 --> 01:19:10,413 Well, that is a bold choice. I'm impressed. 1469 01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:12,915 Her daycare did a project on Alaska. 1470 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,501 - Oh. - Do you play guitar? 1471 01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,044 I do. 1472 01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:24,051 Wow. Not a music fan? 1473 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:26,179 - Short attention span. - Hm. 1474 01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:27,472 I don't know where she gets it. 1475 01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:31,601 - Hm. 1476 01:19:32,602 --> 01:19:35,438 Oh, honey, remember I told you to be careful with that? 1477 01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:38,483 - Is that your mom's guitar? - Yeah. 1478 01:19:38,608 --> 01:19:39,734 Okay. 1479 01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:42,403 It's very pretty. 1480 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,780 - Oh, yeah, oops. 1481 01:19:43,905 --> 01:19:45,239 You told her to be careful, 1482 01:19:45,364 --> 01:19:46,908 then I'm the one who hit it on the table. 1483 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:48,868 Do you want me to play something? 1484 01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:51,037 Okay. Um... 1485 01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:54,040 this is something I think your mom 1486 01:19:54,165 --> 01:19:56,125 should help me write lyrics for. 1487 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,799 What are you lookin' at? 1488 01:20:02,924 --> 01:20:04,342 I don't believe in collaboration. 1489 01:20:05,593 --> 01:20:06,719 And yet it exists. 1490 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:13,059 ♪ I think you do You just don't want to ♪ 1491 01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:19,398 ♪ You can write Better than me ♪ 1492 01:20:19,524 --> 01:20:20,983 ♪ So try to help me Write this song... ♪ 1493 01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:23,736 Maybe he does need some help, right? 1494 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,488 Maybe he needs some help. 1495 01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:27,198 ♪'Cause I need Some help please ♪ 1496 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:30,827 Or I could just roll with those lyrics. 1497 01:20:30,952 --> 01:20:32,203 - You know what, 1498 01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:33,287 I don't need your help anymore. 1499 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:34,497 I got it. 1500 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:41,462 Thanks for meeting me. For showing up. 1501 01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:44,423 All you ever had to do was ask. 1502 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,053 This arrived at my home. 1503 01:20:49,971 --> 01:20:51,097 Yes. 1504 01:20:52,014 --> 01:20:53,224 I don't understand it. 1505 01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:56,269 It's a birthday invitation. 1506 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,898 You're throwing him a birthday party? 1507 01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:06,112 A birthday party slash concert slash wake. 1508 01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:08,364 A little late for that, isn't it? 1509 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:11,742 Yes, it is. 1510 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:14,829 Why send one to me? 1511 01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:18,708 Because Simon would've wanted you to be there. 1512 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:20,835 Oh, I see. 1513 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:24,463 And when did, uh, Simon's wishes become important? 1514 01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:29,010 - Bev. - Simon would've 1515 01:21:29,135 --> 01:21:31,846 wanted me to know my granddaughter. 1516 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:33,222 I made a mistake. 1517 01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:35,683 A mistake? 1518 01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:39,896 No, buying twin sheets for a queen-sized bed is a mistake. 1519 01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:42,648 Skipping your husband's funeral, 1520 01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:46,068 abandoning his one living relative, 1521 01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:49,655 not allowing his mother to know her own grandchild 1522 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,325 when that is all she has left in this world, 1523 01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:54,869 that is not a mistake. 1524 01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:56,621 That is an abomination. 1525 01:21:56,746 --> 01:21:58,289 Allowing you to know her? 1526 01:21:58,414 --> 01:21:59,624 You know where we live. You could've just-- 1527 01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:00,666 Hey, Carey. Free sample? 1528 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:02,209 Um... 1529 01:22:02,335 --> 01:22:04,170 no, I'm-- I'm sorry-- no thanks. 1530 01:22:05,046 --> 01:22:06,547 Cyrus, this is my, uh... 1531 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:09,717 my... 1532 01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,346 Oh, no. 1533 01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,972 I'm not gonna do this. 1534 01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:18,809 You-- you knew where to find us. 1535 01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:20,937 - Why didn't you just-- - Don't you dare... 1536 01:22:21,646 --> 01:22:22,939 put this on me. 1537 01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:31,405 I'm sorry, I... 1538 01:22:32,406 --> 01:22:35,034 I-- I-- I was in shock, Bev, I... 1539 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,663 My son made a decision. 1540 01:22:39,538 --> 01:22:40,706 I respected it. 1541 01:22:40,831 --> 01:22:42,541 I understand that. 1542 01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:44,043 Now that I'm a mother I understand a lot of things-- 1543 01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:45,336 He was wrong. 1544 01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:47,213 We were wrong. 1545 01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:52,343 I wracked my brain trying to figure this out. 1546 01:22:55,096 --> 01:22:57,223 I guess he was thinking that... 1547 01:22:57,348 --> 01:23:00,184 well, he didn't wanna ruin everything. 1548 01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:02,269 He wanted... 1549 01:23:02,395 --> 01:23:04,063 life with you to stay the same. 1550 01:23:05,064 --> 01:23:06,273 We-- 1551 01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:11,362 What you had was rare and miraculous. 1552 01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:14,740 Maybe he was afraid to tarnish it. 1553 01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:30,339 Here's your coffee. 1554 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:36,262 What I did to you was unforgiveable. 1555 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:38,931 I think I just... 1556 01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,309 I... 1557 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:44,979 I needed someone to... 1558 01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:46,313 To blame. 1559 01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:50,151 Yeah. Yeah. 1560 01:23:50,985 --> 01:23:52,153 So did I. 1561 01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:59,035 I would like to meet my granddaughter. 1562 01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:03,205 You will. You can. She knows all about you. 1563 01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:05,458 - Oh, dear. 1564 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,085 She knows that you're Daddy's mom 1565 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:11,255 and that you make a world-famous pecan pie. 1566 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,799 Uh, nah, I buy those. 1567 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,718 Bu-- but I can always heat it up. 1568 01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,140 You look well. 1569 01:24:22,892 --> 01:24:23,976 Thank you. 1570 01:24:30,191 --> 01:24:31,984 Is that your boyfriend? 1571 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:35,196 No, he's-- he's not my... he's not my boyfriend. 1572 01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:42,244 I-- I don't think I can go to this. 1573 01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:45,831 Okay. 1574 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:49,043 I have, um, tennis. 1575 01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:50,377 I'm taking lessons. 1576 01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:52,963 At-- at night? 1577 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:54,757 All the time. 1578 01:24:56,634 --> 01:25:00,721 Uh... he's very persistent. 1579 01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:06,352 Um... 1580 01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,480 Oh, well, just-- one second. 1581 01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:13,984 Be right back. 1582 01:25:15,653 --> 01:25:18,948 Hey, uh, can I call you back in a-- in a... 1583 01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:24,328 ...a second? 1584 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:28,374 ♪ 1585 01:25:32,837 --> 01:25:34,338 She-- so she's doing well? 1586 01:25:35,506 --> 01:25:37,091 Oh, that-- okay. 1587 01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:39,051 Tha-- thanks so much, Bill. Yeah. 1588 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:42,012 Alright I-- I'll come by and I'll pick her up tomorrow. 1589 01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:46,100 Okay. Alright, bye. 1590 01:25:47,393 --> 01:25:48,435 - She's good. - Yeah? 1591 01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:49,603 - All good? - Yeah. 1592 01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:50,771 - Good. - Yeah. 1593 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:53,190 ♪ 1594 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:54,400 Yeah. 1595 01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:56,360 ♪ 1596 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:57,653 Hi. 1597 01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:02,783 ♪ 1598 01:26:09,248 --> 01:26:11,959 Whoa. Hey. Uh, um... 1599 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:15,838 I'll show you upstairs. 1600 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,006 Yeah. 1601 01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:19,967 So, this is Peanut's room. 1602 01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:21,385 It's, uh... 1603 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,345 it used to be a makeshift office 1604 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:25,264 and I would-- yeah, um, but then- 1605 01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:28,184 and then I turned it into the baby room. 1606 01:26:28,309 --> 01:26:30,561 The-- the room-- room for the baby. 1607 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:32,313 This is the bathroom, obviously. 1608 01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:35,524 Uh, so there's a-- a shower in there and, um... 1609 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,527 a sink and a-- a toilet. 1610 01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:40,696 This is the bedroom. 1611 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:45,826 ♪ 1612 01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:50,164 Um... it's been a while. 1613 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,668 We 100 percent don't have to do this. 1614 01:26:55,794 --> 01:26:57,046 But I want to. 1615 01:26:57,171 --> 01:26:58,505 - I want to. - Yeah. 1616 01:26:58,631 --> 01:27:00,049 - Okay. - Yes. I want to. 1617 01:27:00,174 --> 01:27:04,595 ♪ 1618 01:27:17,691 --> 01:27:18,943 I have an idea. 1619 01:27:19,777 --> 01:27:21,070 - Whoa! - Oh, I'm sorry. 1620 01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:22,655 I'm so sorry. 1621 01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:24,281 That was a terrible idea. 1622 01:27:24,406 --> 01:27:26,283 - I just- I thought... - We should, uh, 1623 01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:27,660 we should think less. 1624 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:33,332 Fancy. 1625 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:36,669 ♪ Slowly I will slowly try to ♪ 1626 01:27:36,794 --> 01:27:39,755 ♪ Slowly dip my toe ♪ 1627 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,926 ♪ Into the tune of two Instead of ♪ 1628 01:27:44,051 --> 01:27:46,011 ♪ Only me alone ♪ 1629 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:50,933 ♪ Over, under Inside, outside ♪ 1630 01:27:51,058 --> 01:27:53,852 ♪ Dust begins to blow ♪ 1631 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:58,399 ♪ Revealing something You're not meant to know ♪ 1632 01:27:59,984 --> 01:28:04,280 ♪ Always he is in ♪ 1633 01:28:04,405 --> 01:28:07,199 ♪ My thoughts ♪ 1634 01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:10,661 ♪ Close my eyes and there ♪ 1635 01:28:11,412 --> 01:28:14,081 ♪ He walks ♪ 1636 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,417 ♪ Slowly disappears ♪ 1637 01:28:17,668 --> 01:28:21,046 ♪ Oh so slow, my dear ♪ 1638 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:23,757 ♪ Still I hold your hand ♪ 1639 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:27,261 ♪ You are there and here ♪ 1640 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:33,517 ♪ Daily I would Daily cry and ♪ 1641 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:36,395 ♪ Daily fear the day ♪ 1642 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,441 ♪ When I would Skip a day and they ♪ 1643 01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:43,235 ♪ Would think I was okay ♪ 1644 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,448 ♪ Never love, no, never will ♪ 1645 01:28:47,573 --> 01:28:50,993 ♪ The joy Would shroud the pain ♪ 1646 01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:53,537 ♪ The pain is you and ♪ 1647 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,748 ♪ You must always stay ♪ 1648 01:28:57,124 --> 01:29:00,377 ♪ Always you are in ♪ 1649 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:04,214 ♪ My thoughts ♪ 1650 01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:08,510 ♪ Close my eyes and there ♪ 1651 01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:10,304 ♪ You walk ♪ 1652 01:29:11,347 --> 01:29:13,640 ♪ Slowly I will try ♪ 1653 01:29:14,892 --> 01:29:18,354 ♪ Slowly I'll get by ♪ 1654 01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:24,234 ♪ Her hand now in mine I see How quickly life can fly ♪ 1655 01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:11,031 Pink heart? 1656 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:12,908 And what else did you draw? 1657 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,204 - Who's that there? - It's Dad. 1658 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:19,915 Oh, yeah? Is that Dad? 1659 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,418 That's Daddy. Who's that? 1660 01:30:22,543 --> 01:30:24,837 - That's you. - That's me. 1661 01:30:24,962 --> 01:30:26,130 Where are you? 1662 01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:31,260 ♪ 1663 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:44,648 ♪ 1664 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:46,233 Honey, I just got an idea. 1665 01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,486 I'm gonna go get-- get a glue gun 1666 01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:51,864 and we're gonna put sparkles on the letters. 1667 01:30:51,989 --> 01:30:53,157 Does that sound good? 1668 01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:54,908 Yeah? Okay. 1669 01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:58,579 ♪ 1670 01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:18,951 Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday 1671 01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:22,788 was the worst day of our entire relationship. 1672 01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:24,164 - Um... 1673 01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:26,041 I forgot that it was his birthday, 1674 01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:29,253 and in an unforgiveable reversal of roles, 1675 01:32:29,378 --> 01:32:31,171 he brought me breakfast in bed. 1676 01:32:31,838 --> 01:32:33,590 Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente, 1677 01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:35,133 - just the way I like it. 1678 01:32:35,259 --> 01:32:37,970 Um... which I proceeded to spill 1679 01:32:38,095 --> 01:32:40,347 onto our white, designer duvet. 1680 01:32:41,807 --> 01:32:43,767 I-- I yelled at him... 1681 01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:46,228 for handing me my plate before I was ready. 1682 01:32:46,353 --> 01:32:49,231 And he locked himself in the study 1683 01:32:49,356 --> 01:32:51,650 and wrote a short story about a Mexican witch. 1684 01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:55,571 Um... 1685 01:32:55,696 --> 01:32:57,239 when I realized that I had forgotten 1686 01:32:57,364 --> 01:32:59,241 my husband's 30th birthday, 1687 01:32:59,366 --> 01:33:01,702 I decided to whip up a surprise chocolate cake. 1688 01:33:02,703 --> 01:33:06,206 Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter, 1689 01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:08,625 so Simon spent the remainder of his birthday 1690 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:10,419 having emergency dental surgery. 1691 01:33:22,472 --> 01:33:23,599 Oh, yeah? 1692 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:31,648 ♪ 1693 01:33:35,110 --> 01:33:37,362 - I'm so sorry. - What do you mean? 1694 01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,743 - I can't. - Okay. 1695 01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:47,080 I can't. 1696 01:33:47,205 --> 01:33:52,210 ♪ 1697 01:33:54,379 --> 01:33:58,050 Simon brought this up many times over many years. 1698 01:33:58,175 --> 01:34:03,305 But for some reason I never actually apologized. 1699 01:34:03,430 --> 01:34:07,684 Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1700 01:34:07,809 --> 01:34:11,229 ♪ 1701 01:34:11,355 --> 01:34:12,731 Um... 1702 01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:16,693 I was never very good at apologies. 1703 01:34:16,818 --> 01:34:20,989 ♪ 1704 01:34:28,997 --> 01:34:31,375 I swore off men after the cancer. 1705 01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:33,210 Oh, my God. 1706 01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:34,961 - I didn't know you-- - Oh, no, not the disease. 1707 01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:36,755 That's what I call my ex-husband. 1708 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,133 So, you see, I am hardly the person 1709 01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,803 to ask for romantic advice. 1710 01:34:42,928 --> 01:34:45,180 Oh, I'm not-- I'm not looking for... 1711 01:34:46,723 --> 01:34:49,476 it's casual with me and Owen. 1712 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:51,103 Uh-huh. 1713 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:54,564 Give me that. It's mine. 1714 01:34:54,690 --> 01:34:56,274 Hey, honey. Gentle. 1715 01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:00,612 The boy started it. 1716 01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:03,824 You know, I... 1717 01:35:05,409 --> 01:35:06,743 I have to wonder. 1718 01:35:08,412 --> 01:35:10,163 What do you think would've happened 1719 01:35:10,288 --> 01:35:13,375 if you had died and Simon had lived? 1720 01:35:14,960 --> 01:35:16,878 He would've been a great parent, 1721 01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:18,130 for starters. 1722 01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:20,215 Better than I am. 1723 01:35:20,799 --> 01:35:22,092 She's a wonderful girl. 1724 01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:24,970 Simon would've moved on, 1725 01:35:25,095 --> 01:35:26,346 that's for sure. 1726 01:35:28,432 --> 01:35:29,975 But everything would've been different. 1727 01:35:30,976 --> 01:35:32,853 I would've told him about the aneurysm. 1728 01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:35,313 We would've got through it together. 1729 01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:38,024 We would've had a plan, you know? 1730 01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:42,446 All Simon ever thought about, 1731 01:35:42,571 --> 01:35:44,906 all he cared about, was you. 1732 01:35:47,826 --> 01:35:49,202 So, just... 1733 01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:50,662 go after what you want. 1734 01:35:56,835 --> 01:35:58,211 Thanks for doing this. 1735 01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:01,631 - I know it's a bit weird. - It's not weird. 1736 01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:04,718 - It's not weird? - Nah. 1737 01:36:04,843 --> 01:36:06,261 - Is it weird? - Nah. 1738 01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:09,681 - It's totally normal. 1739 01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:11,183 The guy I'm sleeping with 1740 01:36:11,308 --> 01:36:12,684 playing guitar at my husband's wake? 1741 01:36:15,437 --> 01:36:16,855 Guy you're sleeping with, huh? 1742 01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:20,233 Ouch. 1743 01:36:21,818 --> 01:36:23,236 You know what I mean. 1744 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,654 Yeah. 1745 01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:26,490 W-- we should move these off the stage. 1746 01:36:26,615 --> 01:36:28,325 - Owen. - I want you to hear 1747 01:36:28,450 --> 01:36:30,243 what it sounds like up here with the monitors on, okay? 1748 01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:35,499 ♪ I'm just the guy She's sleeping with ♪ 1749 01:36:35,624 --> 01:36:38,960 Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. 1750 01:36:40,253 --> 01:36:41,463 Come here. 1751 01:36:50,222 --> 01:36:51,431 I'm an A-hole. 1752 01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:57,103 Maybe a tiny one. 1753 01:36:59,898 --> 01:37:02,651 A tiny A-hole? Is that worse or better? 1754 01:37:02,776 --> 01:37:04,528 I mean, it's-- it's like this. 1755 01:37:06,238 --> 01:37:07,906 It's not good. 1756 01:37:08,615 --> 01:37:10,116 Can we please not think about it. 1757 01:37:10,242 --> 01:37:11,827 - I don't wanna think about. 1758 01:37:13,662 --> 01:37:15,664 I'm sorry. 1759 01:37:28,677 --> 01:37:29,845 What are you humming? 1760 01:37:30,470 --> 01:37:31,972 - Hm? - What are you humming? 1761 01:37:33,974 --> 01:37:35,183 What is that? 1762 01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:37,185 It's stuck in my head. I, uh... 1763 01:37:38,061 --> 01:37:41,606 I have been playing around with some lyrics 1764 01:37:41,731 --> 01:37:43,692 and I thought that we could, 1765 01:37:43,817 --> 01:37:46,611 uh, maybe-- maybe sing it last. 1766 01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:49,030 So, you've been playing around with lyrics to my song? 1767 01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:53,451 Huh? Hm? 1768 01:37:53,577 --> 01:37:55,245 - Isn't that a collaboration? - Shh. Shh. 1769 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:57,497 I think, technically, that would be called... 1770 01:38:10,093 --> 01:38:11,386 God, I love you. 1771 01:38:22,606 --> 01:38:23,773 Um... 1772 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:31,990 um... 1773 01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:34,409 if, uh, if you wanna back out, I understand. 1774 01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:35,994 I can accompany myself. 1775 01:38:36,119 --> 01:38:37,787 No, you can't. 1776 01:38:37,913 --> 01:38:40,749 Owen, it is too soon to be telling each other that we-- 1777 01:38:40,874 --> 01:38:42,000 You introduced me to your daughter. 1778 01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,710 You showed up to my house. 1779 01:38:43,835 --> 01:38:45,170 Don't do that. 1780 01:38:45,295 --> 01:38:46,838 So, what-- what? 1781 01:38:46,963 --> 01:38:48,965 Is this not going anywhere, or are we just screwing? 1782 01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:50,216 Screwing? 1783 01:38:51,635 --> 01:38:52,886 What? 1784 01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:55,847 Y-- you make it sound like we're-- 1785 01:38:55,972 --> 01:38:57,223 Having an affair? 1786 01:38:57,974 --> 01:38:59,893 That's what it feels like. 1787 01:39:00,018 --> 01:39:01,353 We are having an affair. 1788 01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:04,481 Don't you understand that? I am cheating on him. 1789 01:39:04,606 --> 01:39:06,608 He's dead, Carey. He's gone. 1790 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,401 Don't say stuff like that. 1791 01:39:08,526 --> 01:39:10,403 It's true, it's been three years, 1792 01:39:10,528 --> 01:39:12,238 - and pain for you-- - If you say move on, 1793 01:39:12,364 --> 01:39:14,532 I will punch you in the crotch. 1794 01:39:14,658 --> 01:39:15,992 I was gonna say be happy. 1795 01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:22,999 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 1796 01:39:24,417 --> 01:39:26,378 But you have nothing to feel guilty about. 1797 01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:32,592 I regret it. 1798 01:39:33,927 --> 01:39:34,970 Okay? 1799 01:39:35,845 --> 01:39:39,557 I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. 1800 01:39:39,683 --> 01:39:41,559 - That's nice. Thanks. - No, you're amazing. 1801 01:39:41,685 --> 01:39:43,019 You-- you... 1802 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:47,524 do things-- that's not the point. 1803 01:39:47,649 --> 01:39:48,817 I'm so-- 1804 01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:52,028 Everything was going so well. 1805 01:39:53,029 --> 01:39:54,322 My job was fine. 1806 01:39:54,447 --> 01:39:56,533 I'm a reasonably good mother. 1807 01:39:56,658 --> 01:39:58,201 I don't cry every day. 1808 01:39:58,326 --> 01:40:01,246 It took me so long to find my way, 1809 01:40:01,371 --> 01:40:02,664 and when I'm with you I just- 1810 01:40:02,789 --> 01:40:05,166 I feel like I'm-- I'm lost. 1811 01:40:05,959 --> 01:40:07,335 What's wrong with being lost? 1812 01:40:23,852 --> 01:40:25,645 As many of you know, 1813 01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:28,440 today would've been Simon's 40th birthday. 1814 01:40:29,816 --> 01:40:32,110 I would probably have teased him for being old. 1815 01:40:33,153 --> 01:40:35,905 But he was also, undeniably, much too young. 1816 01:40:37,991 --> 01:40:39,659 Um, before we finish off 1817 01:40:39,784 --> 01:40:42,162 I would like to thank this amazing man, Owen. 1818 01:40:44,164 --> 01:40:46,624 For playing and singing so beautifully. 1819 01:40:46,750 --> 01:40:48,376 I couldn't have done this without him. 1820 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,462 Any of it. 1821 01:40:53,506 --> 01:40:58,094 Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. 1822 01:40:58,219 --> 01:41:01,347 I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, 1823 01:41:01,473 --> 01:41:03,433 even after throwing this party, 1824 01:41:03,558 --> 01:41:06,186 it still contains 2700 dollars. 1825 01:41:08,772 --> 01:41:11,024 The remainder of which will go towards a vacation 1826 01:41:11,149 --> 01:41:13,860 for myself and my daughter, Gretchen. 1827 01:41:14,486 --> 01:41:16,237 - Aw. - Gretchen, it-- 1828 01:41:16,362 --> 01:41:19,324 how old are you? How old are you, Peanut? 1829 01:41:22,202 --> 01:41:23,661 Close enough. Yeah. 1830 01:41:23,787 --> 01:41:25,163 - Um... 1831 01:41:29,834 --> 01:41:31,836 last but not least, uh... 1832 01:41:32,712 --> 01:41:34,589 I would like to thank Simon... 1833 01:41:35,507 --> 01:41:38,635 for bringing joy into my life for 12 years. 1834 01:41:39,552 --> 01:41:42,305 And the lives of everyone he met for 37 years. 1835 01:41:44,599 --> 01:41:46,059 Happy birthday, my love. 1836 01:41:57,403 --> 01:41:59,572 [Simon exhales sharply 1837 01:42:03,368 --> 01:42:04,786 Hey. 1838 01:42:05,870 --> 01:42:07,038 Hi. 1839 01:42:07,163 --> 01:42:08,540 When did you get home? 1840 01:42:10,125 --> 01:42:12,752 Since when did you take afternoon naps, old timer? 1841 01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:13,962 Hm. 1842 01:42:16,089 --> 01:42:18,091 I had a wicked headache. 1843 01:42:18,633 --> 01:42:19,968 Wicked. 1844 01:42:28,101 --> 01:42:29,394 Are you okay now? 1845 01:42:31,563 --> 01:42:32,647 Yeah. 1846 01:42:34,899 --> 01:42:36,317 Are yous okay? 1847 01:42:37,902 --> 01:42:39,988 Did, uh, today's headache damage 1848 01:42:40,113 --> 01:42:41,823 the grammatical part of your brain? 1849 01:42:46,119 --> 01:42:47,871 Oh, yes. 1850 01:42:48,538 --> 01:42:49,831 We's is fine. 1851 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,125 Me and Rachel. 1852 01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:53,710 - Gretchen. - Rachel. 1853 01:42:54,627 --> 01:42:56,713 - Too tired to fight. 1854 01:42:56,838 --> 01:42:58,381 Score! 1855 01:43:11,769 --> 01:43:13,438 Well, if anything ever happens to me-- 1856 01:43:13,563 --> 01:43:15,273 I'm not having this conversation. 1857 01:43:15,398 --> 01:43:17,233 I want you to take a vow of celibacy. 1858 01:43:21,738 --> 01:43:24,157 You are the love of my life, you asshole. 1859 01:43:24,866 --> 01:43:26,659 That's five dollars, please. 1860 01:43:26,784 --> 01:43:30,121 It's in the kitchen, and it's already full, so... 1861 01:43:33,291 --> 01:43:34,584 I wouldn't want you to be alone, 1862 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:35,877 you know that, right? 1863 01:43:41,382 --> 01:43:45,637 I swear I will never, ever love anyone else. 1864 01:43:50,642 --> 01:43:51,851 Hm... 1865 01:44:01,277 --> 01:44:04,072 ♪ 1866 01:44:04,197 --> 01:44:05,406 ♪ And I ♪ 1867 01:44:07,533 --> 01:44:09,661 ♪ An old turtle ♪ 1868 01:44:12,497 --> 01:44:17,835 ♪ Will wing me To some withered bough ♪ 1869 01:44:20,546 --> 01:44:23,424 ♪ And there my mate ♪ 1870 01:44:25,468 --> 01:44:29,430 ♪ That's never to be Found again ♪ 1871 01:44:31,849 --> 01:44:35,353 ♪ Lament till I am... ♪ 1872 01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:49,951 Lost. 1873 01:45:19,897 --> 01:45:24,902 ♪ 1874 01:45:44,922 --> 01:45:49,927 ♪ 1875 01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:14,952 ♪ 1876 01:46:34,972 --> 01:46:39,977 ♪ 1877 01:46:59,997 --> 01:47:05,002 ♪ 1878 01:47:25,022 --> 01:47:30,027 ♪ 1879 01:47:50,047 --> 01:47:55,052 ♪ 1880 01:48:15,072 --> 01:48:20,077 ♪ 1881 01:48:39,597 --> 01:48:44,602 ♪ 1882 01:49:04,622 --> 01:49:09,627 ♪ 1883 01:49:29,647 --> 01:49:34,652 ♪ 1884 01:49:54,672 --> 01:49:59,677 ♪ 121158