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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The one thing I asked you to do the
dishes, and you didn't even do it.
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Have you just been sitting here all day
in bed?
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Whoa, whoa.
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Can we relax, please?
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Relax? Maybe the first time that I ask.
This is like the 15th time I've asked
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you to do the dishes while I'm at work.
I mean, I'm supporting the whole family,
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and all I ask is for you to do the
fucking dishes so I don't have to come
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and do them before I cook you dinner.
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I can't even believe I'm asking a grown
man to do this.
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Can you... I'm trying to cultivate,
like, a positive mindset and, like,
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like, healthy energy as much as
possible, and you're bringing, like, a
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kind of bad vibes, honestly, right now.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I ruining the aura of
this room for you? Where you sit all day
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not looking for a job, doing God knows
fucking what?
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I'm doing all kinds of stuff. You don't
know what I'm doing.
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I mean, one thing, please. I would love
to know what you're doing in here all
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day. I'm building a business right now.
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Oh, really? Where are the proof?
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Where's the proof of this business?
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It's on a computer.
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Claude's doing it.
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Oh, my God.
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It's a, you know, it's a trial and
error. It's a lot of... It's been trial
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error for about a year and a half now.
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How much trial and how much error until
you realize you're just a loser.
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It would be great if I had a stepsister
that was, like, supportive.
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I am supportive of you. You know I love
you.
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But when I ask you to do the dishes
while I'm gone at work for ten hours a
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getting harassed by my boss, by my
employers, all day long, constant
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when I come home, all I want to do is
relax.
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And instead, I came into a messy house,
and you cuddled into your bed like a
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little baby, doing nothing.
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I was meditating.
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You know, it's crazy.
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You know, you might be my stepbrother,
but we are a world apart.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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Nobody's forcing you to work this job
you hate all the time.
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No one's forcing me?
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Yeah. Who else is going to pay for the
house?
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's part of things.
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Please, you know, I have a couple emails
to answer.
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If you can just shut up.
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I'll do the dishes.
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Guys.
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Come on, get around to doing it.
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What's going on at work?
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They just have no idea about personal
time.
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I mean, they pay me well, but they don't
pay me good enough to be constantly on
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the fucking clock.
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And I left my folder at work, of course.
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Are you on your period or something?
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What? Just because I'm upset with you
for not doing what you promised me you
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would do for the thousandth time? You
think I'm on my period?
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I'm just asking, sorry.
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Cause I'm like really stressed out.
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Come on, stop.
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You know what you need? This is how you
get away with it. This is how you get
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away with it every single time.
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Stop.
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You need a massage, probably.
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I need a lot more than a massage at this
point. I'm so tired.
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Come on, I'm sorry.
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Let me be a good brother. I'll give you
a massage.
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I'll give you makeup for it.
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Don't be mad at me. You don't even know
how to give a massage. Shut up.
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It can't be that hard.
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I'll figure it out. Yeah, it can't be
that hard. So it's the guy who can't
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get a job.
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Listen, I'm going to have a multi
-million dollar business.
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We're going to get a new house.
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Oh, my God. If I had a dollar for every
time you said that.
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You've got to have a little faith.
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It does feel kind of good. See, I told
you.
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It's just I didn't anticipate this job
being so hard.
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My first 10th position ever and I didn't
mean that meant temporary slave
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Thank you, I'm sorry I came in so hot
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your boss like me do you Mean more
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Like a big fat old pervert and all day
long
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Having me bend over his desk and bend
over backwards at any beck and call
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anything he wants. I'm there He's always
slapping my ass and thinking that that
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means that I'm doing a good job Really?
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That's crazy.
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It's not, you fucking weirdo. It's
gross.
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That is kind of fucked up. It is fucked
up.
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And I mean, they're not even paying me
enough for that.
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I'm sorry for being so hard on you.
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okay i know it's been hard finding a job
but i just i was hoping to come home
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and just like feel like kick my feet up
and i saw the dishes and i kind of just
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saw red honey i need water feet you
sweet talking me come
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on even though they're probably stinky i
mean i'll rub them
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And, of course, he makes me wear heels
every day to the office, which makes no
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sense when I'm running around all day.
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This feels really good.
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So how's your big business idea coming?
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Not so good right now, but I feel like
I'm close to making
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a breakthrough.
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You know, I feel like...
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When things finally start working out
for you, I can see you doing something
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big. I know I mean you.
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I may be a little hard on you, but you
are pretty smart.
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You're not the worst guy ever.
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Thanks.
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I think you're pretty cool, too.
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You know, you bully me constantly.
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I just yell at you occasionally, and you
deserve it most of the time.
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Well, that's probably true.
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Oh, I feel so good.
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So it turns out you're not the worst
masseuse ever.
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I told you.
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Sometimes I'm too hard on you, I think.
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I know.
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Are you not wearing panties?
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Don't be a fucking creep.
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No, it's okay. I knew I shouldn't have
been wearing panties. No, relax, relax.
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won't, sorry. Let me, come on, come on,
come on.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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I won't look down there. Okay, it's
fucking weird. You're my stepbrother.
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don't look there.
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I'm allowed to not wear panties if I
don't want to. It's fucking hot out.
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You don't wear panties at work all day?
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No. Do you think maybe that's why your
boss, like... Shut the hell up. Don't
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even insinuate that.
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Okay, I'm just saying. I should be
allowed to go to work and not get
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harassed. Yeah, no, 100%.
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Okay, sorry.
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I can't even believe that we have to
have that conversation.
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Can't you just see things and not say
anything?
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Okay, yeah, sorry.
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What is that?
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What?
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What is that?
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What? Are you hard?
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No. Yes, you are.
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No, no. Hey, chill out. Yes, you are.
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I'm not. Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not. You just got hard from
massaging my feet. Yes, you did. No, I'm
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not. Would you relax?
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I know what I see.
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Hey, hey.
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You're not going to hide anything from
me. Look at that.
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Look at that. You got hard from
massaging my feet? That's fucking weird.
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Look, I didn't plan on it. Like, it just
happened.
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You have nice feet.
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You obviously were aiming to touch my
feet.
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No? Yes.
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That's not... Look at this.
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You're not going to be able to lie to
me. I can see what I see.
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Listen, I'm sorry, okay? I just... I
mean, jeez.
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For a guy who sits at home and does
nothing all day, you do have a nice
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Ugh, I can't even believe I'm saying
that.
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I mean... I mean, you can, like, keep
touching her if you want.
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Don't say that.
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It creeps me out.
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Sorry. I mean... I'm just saying, I'm
just saying, like... There's... I'm
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a lot of stress, like... This is like a
judgment -free zone in here, you know?
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If you wanted to... I'm not gonna tell
anybody if you wanted to... If I wanted
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to what? Say it.
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You obviously have a plan.
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No, I... What, were you sitting in this
room scheming all day?
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I'm just saying, if you wanted to...
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I'm playing with my winger a little bit.
I'm not gonna judge you for it.
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I mean, I'll just stop it for a minute.
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But I swear, if you tell anyone, you're
moving out. I'm done paying your bills.
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Okay? This is for me, not for you.
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Okay.
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I can't.
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I cannot even believe that I've gotten
myself this stressed out that this is
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what I'm doing.
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But I mean, it is really nice.
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So you're a foot guy, huh?
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I mean, I do a lot of stuff.
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working so much I don't even remember
the last time I hooked up with anybody.
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I guess this is helping my mood a little
bit.
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What are you
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doing? Just shut up. Just enjoy it and
shut up. I'm doing what I want.
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Okay.
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I can't believe you three talked me into
this.
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Wait,
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do you have condoms or anything?
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I know you're not sleeping with anyone.
Just don't come inside me, okay?
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Okay.
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Don't come inside of me. Don't you dare.
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