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♪ GOT TO LEAVE TOWN
GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT ♪
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♪ SPENT ALL MY RENT
GIRL, YOU KNOW I ENJOYED IT ♪
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♪ YEAH
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♪ AIN'T GOING TO HANG AROUND
TILL THERE'S NOBODY DANCING ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANT TO HOLD HANDS
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♪ AND TALK ABOUT
OUR LITTLE PLANS ♪
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♪ ALL RIGHT
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♪ COLD HARD BITCH
JUST A KISS ON THE LIPS ♪
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♪ AND I WAS ON MY KNEES
I'M WAITING, GIVE ME ♪
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♪ COLD HARD BITCH... ♪
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[ DIRTMITS PLAYING "GET ON" ]
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♪ ...YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THE MIDDLE ♪
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♪ AND YOU GOT IT
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♪ STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
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♪ YOU'RE STUCK HERE
IN THE MIDDLE ♪
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♪ AND YOU GOT IT
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♪ YEAH
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♪ YEAH
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I'M AN ADULT NOW. WHOO!
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DEEP THROAT.
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DEEP THROAT. LET'S GO!
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WHOO!
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WHOO-HOO. YEAH!
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AHH.
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I'M GOING TO COLLEGE! WHOO!
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EVENING, FELLAS.
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NICK!
BUDDY, LET'S GO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
COME ON.
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GUYS, I CAN'T.
I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T.
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CHUG-A-LUG!
CHUG-A-LUG!
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PUT ME DOWN!
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OH, MAN, IT'S IN MY NOSE.
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ARE YOU WHACKING
WITH CONDOMS NOW?
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DUDE, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO USE THEM,
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NOT COLLECT THEM ALL.
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THEY'RE NOT HOCKEY CARDS.
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UNLESS...
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SHUT UP, MAN.
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DUDE, YOU ARE
TAPPING ASS TONIGHT.
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YEAH!
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WAIT. NO, NO.
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NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT,
YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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JUST REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU.
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IT'S LIKE A PORN.
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YOU GOT FOUR POSITIONS,
THREE MINUTES EACH,
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AND THEN GO
FOR THE FACE.
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NO, TYLER.
NOT THE FACE.
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YEAH, THE FACE, MAN.
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MONKEYS HAVE BEEN
DOING IT FOR DECADES.
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PLUS, CHICKS LIKE IT.
IT'S AN EXFOLIANT.
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I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AROUND.
WISH ME LUCK.
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GOOD LUCK, NICK.
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HEY, KEEP THE WRAPPER.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE,
AS A MEMENTO
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OR SOUVENIR
OR SOMETHING.
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PUT IT IN A BOOK OR--
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WHAT?
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I'LL BE OVER HERE.
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NOW, IT'S JUST A FEELING,
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AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHY,
BUT...
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I THINK YOU'VE GOT
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EXACTLY
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,
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AND I COULD USE YOU
JUST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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THANKS, MR. SWACKHAMMER.
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I'LL CALL YOU FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
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YEAH, YOU DO THAT.
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TRISH!
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NICK, HEY.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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UM, THIS IS--[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
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PLEASE HOLD.
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GO FOR THE HAMMER.
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NO WAY.
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I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR YOU.
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ARE YOU DRUNK?
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NICK, WE HAD A DEAL.
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SOME GUY
JUST SPILLED BEER ON ME.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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TRISH, COME ON.
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IT'S THE LAST DAY
OF HIGH SCHOOL.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE THIS PLACE A VIRGIN
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ANY MORE THAN I DO.
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ALL RIGHT, NICK.
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
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WE BOTH HAVE.
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FOLLOW ME.
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OH, NO. OH, NO.
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♪ YEAH ♪
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MAKE SOME NOISE!
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[ GRUNTING AND MOANING ]
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[ KYPRIOS' "SEX" PLAYING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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WOW.
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WAS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT WAS THE BEST
TWO AND HALF MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
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REALLY?
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OH, WOW.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE WAITED SO LONG TO DO THIS.
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I'VE GOT TO MAKE UP
FOR LOST TIME.
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS
A LOT.
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OKAY.
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THATTABOY.
THATTABOY.
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YEAH.
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OH, SHIT.
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NO. OH, CRAP.
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WHOO!
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YOUR FRIENDS ARE
A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
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HEY, BUDDY,
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SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE.
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YEAH, NICK'S HAVING SEX
AND WE'RE NOT.
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COME ON. OPERATION POONTANG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ RIGHT NOW
I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING OF ME ♪
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♪ SEX
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♪ I'M ANYWHERE
THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE ♪
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♪ SEX
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♪ AND I WANT YOU TO
THINK THAT I'M LOVE ♪♪
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ON YOUR LEFT, SON.
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WHAT'S THIS FOR?
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WHOO.
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IT'S A PIERCING CHAIR.
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OH, GOD.
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YOU GUYS ARE
DOING PIERCINGS NOW?
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YEAH, WE'RE DIVERSIFYING.
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LOOK. THEY CALL IT
THE JAVELIN.
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YOU WANT ONE
ON THE HOUSE?
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DRINK UP.
YIN YANG HUO.
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HORNY GOAT WEED.
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AFTER A ROUGH NIGHT
OF SEX,
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IT'S JUST THE THING.
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EXCUSE ME?
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OH, DON'T BE COY,
NICK.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS.
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OUR LITTLE BOY FINALLY
LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
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SUCH A SHAME IT WAS WITH
THE SPAWN OF LUCIFER.
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WHAT?
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WHO?
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OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
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HEY, NICK.
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TRISH.
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JERRY, TONI.
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I WAS WONDERING
WHERE YOU WENT.
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I HAD TAE KWON DO
CLASS THIS MORNING.
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AH!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YEAH, I GET UP...
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BOTH: BEFORE NOON.
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YOUR FOLKS
SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.
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YEAH.
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LOOK, I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME
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LAST NIGHT.
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OH, GOD, SO DID I.
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OH, HEY, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY.
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT'S WITH THE BAGS?
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
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I WON'T LIVE
ON THIS ISLAND
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FOREVER, NICK.
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MY MAJOR'S
IN COMMUNICATIONS.
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THIS IS GOOD FOR ME.
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THE WHOLE SUMMER?
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I MEAN, TRISH,
WHAT ABOUT US?
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WHAT ABOUT OUR PLANS?
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NICK, THOUSANDS OF GIRLS
APPLY FOR THIS THING.
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HE SAID
I'M HIS FIRST CHOICE.
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YOU MET THIS GUY
YESTERDAY.
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HEY, TRISH.
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IT'S GO TIME, KID.
YOUR EAGER BEAVER AWAITS.
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BACK OFF, SWACKHAMMER.
WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT.
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LOOK, MY RESUME
COULD USE THE EXPERIENCE.
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IF YOU CARED FOR ME,
YOU'LL TELL ME TO GO.
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OKAY.
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WE'RE GOING TO STAY FAITHFUL,
RIGHT?
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I'LL TRY.
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YOU'LL TRY?
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COME ON, NICK.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ENGAGED.
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OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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UM--
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[ PROPELLER WHIRRING ]
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YO, TRISH. LET'S GO.
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BE SMART.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP
LIKE YOUR PARENTS.
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[ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ]
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WHOO!
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♪ WELL, YOU PLAY IT
COOL AND SWELL ♪
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♪ BUT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
ALL HELL ♪
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♪ PLAN TO MAKE A BREAK
THINK AND THEN FORGET ABOUT IT ♪
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♪ BETTER IF IT BLINKS OUT
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♪ I'M NOT GETTING THROUGH
AT ALL ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY
I DON'T WANNA PRAY ♪
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♪ I DON'T WANNA PRAY
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♪ I JUST WANNA GET ON...
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AAH!
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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SENDING SOME E-MAIL PHOTOS
TO TRISH
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IN CASE SHE GETS HOMESICK.
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SHE'S BEEN GONE
FOR WEEKS, PAL.
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GET OVER IT.
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COME ON, DO YOU SEE
THOSE WAVES OUT THERE?
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THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
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I'VE BEEN SURFING
WITH A HARD-ON
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ALL MORNING.
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COME ON. YOU WANT IN?
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TYLER, IN ALL THE YEARS
YOU'VE KNOWN ME,
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HAVE I EVER GONE SURFING?
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OH, NICK, LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU CALL THIS A LIFE?
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IT'S ABOUT
TAKING CHANCES, MAN.
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KICKING ASS.
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LOOK AT DIME OUT THERE.
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HE'S A TOTAL FEEB,
AND HE RISKS DYING
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EVERY TIME
HE GOES OUT THERE,
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YET HE KEEPS DOING IT.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
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UH, YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
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CARPE DIEM.SEIZE THE DAY?
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GOT IT.
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I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
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EXCUSE ME?
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CAN YOU GIVE ME
A HAND HERE?
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I'M HAVING TROUBLE
WITH MY STRAPS.
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UH... YEAH.
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SURE.
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COME ON IN.
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD
WITH KNOTS,
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BUT I CAN TELL...
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YOU'VE GOT REALLY GREAT HANDS.
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THANKS.
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I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
WITH THEM.
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YEAH, I BET YOU ARE.
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YOU KNOW, I...
I'M, UH...
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I'M SEEING SOMEONE,
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SO I'M A LITTLE
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
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WE'LL JUST LEAVE
OUR EMOTIONS OUT OF IT.
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REALLY, I'M FLATTERED,
THANK YOU, BUT...
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OH, COME ON.
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I MEAN, THEY SAID
YOU'D BE TOUGH,
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BUT I AM
HALF-NAKED HERE.
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THEY? WHO'S THEY?
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UM...
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HI, HONEY.
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HEY, BUD.
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE
JUST TRYING TO,
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YOU KNOW, CHEER YOU
UP A LITTLE BIT,
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GET YOUR MIND OFF TRISH.
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OH, AND SHE GAVE US
A TERRIFIC RATE.
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YEAH, WELL...
251
00:10:27,082 --> 00:10:28,952
YOU GUYS GOT ME A HOOKER?
252
00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:29,912
OH, NO, NO.NO, NO.
253
00:10:29,912 --> 00:10:31,562
I'M A MASSAGE
THERAPIST...
254
00:10:31,562 --> 00:10:34,652
BUT FOR AN EXTRA 50,
I CAN, YOU KNOW--
255
00:10:34,652 --> 00:10:37,222
NO, NO. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,
AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
256
00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,312
AND SMART,
257
00:10:38,312 --> 00:10:39,792
AND SHE'S
GOING SOMEWHERE,
258
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:41,232
AND AFTER THESE
MUCH MUSIC AWARDS ARE OVER,
259
00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:42,442
SHE'S GOING TO
COME BACK HERE--
260
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,442
WHOA.
261
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,442
THE MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS?
262
00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:45,442
YEAH.
263
00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:46,482
LET ME GUESS.
264
00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:49,712
INTERNSHIP
WITH LENNY SWACKHAMMER?
265
00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:51,322
YOU KNOW HIM?
266
00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:54,282
OH, I KNOW HIM ALL RIGHT.
ALL NINE INCHES, IN FACT.
267
00:10:54,282 --> 00:10:55,762
I HAD
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S JOB
268
00:10:55,762 --> 00:10:57,592
LAST YEAR.
269
00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:58,722
THAT SWACKHAMMER,
270
00:10:58,722 --> 00:11:01,642
HE MADE THOSE AWARDS
ONE HELL OF A NIGHT.
271
00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,722
WHOO!
272
00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:04,772
WAIT. WAIT.
273
00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:06,212
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
274
00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:07,852
WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH,
275
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:10,432
BUT I DO RECALL
ME AND SWACKY
276
00:11:10,432 --> 00:11:11,392
IN A NICKELBACK SANDWICH.
277
00:11:11,382 --> 00:11:13,952
THE SWACKHAMMER INTERN DELUXE.
278
00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:15,912
APPARENTLY,
IT'S A TRADITION.
279
00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:17,652
WANT A DEMONSTRATION?
280
00:11:17,652 --> 00:11:20,612
NO, ACTUALLY.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
281
00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:21,922
CAN I KEEP THIS?
282
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:24,532
OH, YEAH.
SURE, BABE, SURE.
283
00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:26,662
OH, HEY, YOU WANT
A FREE NIPPLE RING?
284
00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:28,492
YEAH.
285
00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:38,582
[ HORN HONKS ]
286
00:11:38,582 --> 00:11:39,672
NICK!
287
00:11:39,672 --> 00:11:41,932
FREE BOOZE.
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
288
00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,292
DUDE, A BEER TRUCK JUST
JACKKNIFED ON THE HIGHWAY.
289
00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,942
A RIVER OF PALE ALE
ON THE NUMBER 4.
290
00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:48,682
LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
291
00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:49,902
SORRY, GUYS.
292
00:11:49,902 --> 00:11:50,902
I GOT TO
SIT THIS ONE OUT.
293
00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:51,942
I'VE GOT
SOME PACKING TO DO.
294
00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,262
ONE-WAY TICKET
TO TORONTO.
295
00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:54,902
FLIGHT LEAVES
IN THE MORNING.
296
00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:56,262
YOU'RE FLYING OUT
TO SEE TRISH?
297
00:11:56,252 --> 00:11:58,032
WHY?
298
00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,002
THE GIRL HAS A FULL-TIME JOB.
299
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,222
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME--
300
00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:02,002
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO MARRY ME.
301
00:12:02,002 --> 00:12:04,702
IT LOOKS REAL,
DOESN'T IT?
302
00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,882
IT COST ME 10 BUCKS.
303
00:12:06,872 --> 00:12:08,182
HOPEFULLY IT WILL
TIDE OVER
304
00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:10,702
UNTIL I CAN GET HER
SOMETHING BETTER, BUT--
305
00:12:10,702 --> 00:12:12,092
WHAT?
306
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:13,882
YOU GUYS THINK SHE'S GOING
TO KNOW IT'S FAKE?
307
00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:16,402
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?
308
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,312
DUDE,
309
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,152
I'M JUST TAKING YOUR ADVICE.
310
00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:20,592
YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU WANT,
AND YOU GO FOR IT, RIGHT?
311
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:23,542
I MEANT GET DRUNK, GET LAID,
GO SKYDIVING,
312
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,592
NOT THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY...
313
00:12:26,592 --> 00:12:27,592
FAG.
314
00:12:27,592 --> 00:12:29,162
[ REVS ENGINE ]
315
00:12:31,252 --> 00:12:33,912
CONGRATULATIONS.
316
00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:42,352
HEY, HEY, HEY.
317
00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,992
WHO WANTS BROWNIES?
318
00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:45,132
NOT RIGHT NOW, THANKS.
319
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,132
OH, YEAH.
320
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,132
OH, AND LISTEN, SON,
321
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,222
WE'RE, UH...
322
00:12:48,222 --> 00:12:50,742
SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE
WHORE THING.
323
00:12:50,742 --> 00:12:51,742
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
A MASSAGE THERAPIST.
324
00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:53,742
HONEY...
325
00:12:53,752 --> 00:12:55,622
WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE DOING THIS
326
00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:57,062
BECAUSE YOU LOVE TRISH,
327
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,182
NOT BECAUSE
SHE FINALLY POPPED YOUR CHERRY.
328
00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,282
STOP SAYING THAT.
329
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,762
GUYS, I LOVE HER.
330
00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:04,762
OKAY? I REALLY DO.
331
00:13:04,762 --> 00:13:06,282
FINE, FINE, FINE.
HAVE A BROWNIE.
332
00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:07,762
[ WIND CHIMES CLATTER ]
333
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:10,202
UH, I'LL GET IT.
334
00:13:14,112 --> 00:13:15,682
CONGRATS ON THE WEDDING.
LET'S DRINK.
335
00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:16,942
I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T APPROVE.
336
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,252
I DON'T.
337
00:13:18,252 --> 00:13:20,692
BUT I CAN'T SEND MY DAWG
OFF TO THE SLAUGHTER
338
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,342
WITHOUT
A PROPER FAREWELL.
339
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,602
I APPRECIATE IT, GUYS,
BUT I GOT AN EARLY FLIGHT.
340
00:13:24,602 --> 00:13:27,262
MUFFIN.
341
00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:29,922
OKAY, TWO BEERS, MAX.
342
00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:36,792
[ ♪♪♪ ]
343
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,142
SHIT!
344
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,802
MY PLANE. MY PLANE.
345
00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:57,162
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
346
00:13:58,512 --> 00:13:59,992
DUDE, WILL YOU CUT
THAT OUT, PLEASE?
347
00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:03,692
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
MY FLIGHT.
348
00:14:03,692 --> 00:14:06,172
RELAX, SPARKY.
WE'LL GET YOU TO TORONTO.
349
00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,652
OH, THANK GOD.
350
00:14:08,652 --> 00:14:10,002
I THOUGHT I SLEPT IN.
351
00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:11,652
OH, YOU DID.
352
00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,092
WHAT? HOW? I HAD,
LIKE, TWO BEERS.
353
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,832
MOM.
354
00:14:17,832 --> 00:14:19,092
DUDE, YOUR MOM'S
POT BROWNIES ARE KILLER.
355
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,442
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TOTALLY HOOK ME UP
356
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,882
WITH THAT RECIPE.
357
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,452
PLEASE, WOULD YOU
CUT THAT OUT?
358
00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:24,622
OKAY, WELL,
JUST TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT.
359
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,622
I'LL FLY STANDBY.
360
00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:27,102
BACK OFF, MAN.
361
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:30,022
WE'LL GET YOU TO T-DOT.
362
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,502
DUDE, THE AIRPORT'S
THAT WAY.
363
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:32,812
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
364
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:33,842
WE'RE TAKING
THE SCENIC ROUTE.
365
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:34,852
ROAD TRIP, BABY.
366
00:14:34,852 --> 00:14:36,072
TOFINO TO TORONTO.
367
00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:37,162
WHOO, SURPRISE!
368
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:38,242
NO. PULL OVER THE VAN.
369
00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:39,682
NO CAN DO.
370
00:14:39,682 --> 00:14:41,032
SCHEDULE'S
PRETTY TIGHT, NICK.
371
00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:42,292
THE AWARDS
ARE LESS THAN SIX DAYS--
372
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,512
PULL OVER THE FUCKING VAN.
373
00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:45,122
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
374
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,612
WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS
STOP YOU?
375
00:14:51,602 --> 00:14:53,952
WELL, THEY WERE STILL PASSED OUT
WHEN WE LEFT, MAN.
376
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:57,042
NICK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT.
377
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,482
YOU OWE US THIS.
378
00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,482
I OWE YOU?
379
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,572
CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL.
380
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,882
A RITE OF PASSAGE,
A FINAL SEND-OFF--
381
00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:06,232
A TRAVELLING
BACHELOR PARTY.
382
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:07,192
GOOD ONE.
383
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:08,622
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
384
00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:10,672
OKAY, NICK, I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO BANFF BEFORE, OKAY,
385
00:15:10,672 --> 00:15:14,592
AND I HEAR PRAIRIE GIRLS
TASTE LIKE CORN.
386
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,152
WHAT?
YOU LIKE CORN.
387
00:15:17,152 --> 00:15:20,552
AS LONG AS WE GET LAID
AND YOU'RE IN TORONTO BY SUNDAY.
388
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,772
COME ON, DUDE, SAY YES.
389
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:25,112
SAY YES! SAY YES!
SAY YES, YES!
390
00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:26,252
SAY YES!
STOP IT!
391
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:28,252
STOP IT! FINE, FINE!
JUST STOP IT!
392
00:15:28,252 --> 00:15:29,252
SHIT!
393
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,862
YAHOO!
394
00:15:38,652 --> 00:15:41,702
OH, OH!
395
00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:44,312
OH, OH, COME ON.
LOOK AT ALL THAT ROOM!
396
00:15:44,312 --> 00:15:46,532
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
SHOWING SOME LEG...
397
00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:48,492
OR SOMETHING.
398
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:49,842
DON'T EVEN.
399
00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:51,492
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO
GOT US INTO THIS MESS.
400
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,842
HEY, YOU CALL IT A MESS.
401
00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:55,362
I CALL IT
OUR FIRST LEGITIMATE GIG.
402
00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:58,842
SINGING TELEGRAMS
IS NOT A LEGITIMATE GIG.
403
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,022
YES, IT IS.
404
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:01,022
IT'S JUST--
405
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:02,722
WHAT?
406
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,642
IF I WANTED A BULLSHIT JOB,
I WOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE ROCK.
407
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,982
SHUT UP.
408
00:16:07,982 --> 00:16:09,242
OKAY, WE GOT TO GET
SOMEBODY HERE.
409
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,212
I KNOW.
410
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,252
COME ON.
411
00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:12,382
OH, WINNIE!
412
00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:13,602
OH, GOD.
413
00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:15,082
SHOW LEG, LEG, LEG.
414
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,652
I'M SHOWING.
I'M SHOWING.
415
00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,352
WELL, HELLO THERE.
416
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,482
[ SEXY FUNK PLAYING ]
417
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,612
OH, JOHNNY LEATHER,
418
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:31,092
WE GOT LOST
ON OUR WAY TO THE BEACH.
419
00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:33,142
THANK GOODNESS
YOU PICKED US UP.
420
00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:34,752
HOW CAN WE
EVER REPAY YOU, HUH?
421
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,322
HOW ABOUT
YOU WORK MY STICK
422
00:16:36,322 --> 00:16:37,412
WHILE I DRIVE?
423
00:16:37,402 --> 00:16:38,492
WELL, SURE,
424
00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,322
IF YOU PROMISE
TO POP MY CLUTCH.
425
00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:43,582
OH, MINE TOO.
426
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,152
WHOO!
427
00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:50,162
OH, HO, HO, HO.
428
00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,902
♪ BOWM BOWM CHICKY-CHICKY
BOWM BOW BOWM ♪
429
00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:57,562
YES. GO, GO!
430
00:16:57,562 --> 00:16:58,692
OKAY. UM...
431
00:16:58,692 --> 00:17:00,002
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT STOPPING.
432
00:16:59,992 --> 00:17:01,122
WHY THE HELL NOT, DUDE?
433
00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:02,342
THIS IS A MOTOR HOME.
IT ISN'T A PINTO.
434
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:03,522
SHARE THE WEALTH.
435
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,002
DUDE, IT'S MY CAR,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
436
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,742
THIS IS A ROAD TRIP.
THERE ARE NO RULES.
437
00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:09,352
GET OFF ME!
438
00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:11,392
THE LAST THING WE NEED
439
00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:13,452
ARE A COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES
SLOWING US DOWN.
440
00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:15,012
LOOK, GUYS, COME ON.
441
00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:17,062
THEY'RE GIRLS.
THEY'RE NEEDY.
442
00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:18,752
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
STOP EVERY 10 MILES
443
00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:21,932
SO THEY CAN PIDDLE
OR CHANGE THEIR PADS.
444
00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:24,022
WELL, UH, I FOR ONE
COULD ALWAYS FIND TIME
445
00:17:24,022 --> 00:17:25,152
FOR THE SANCTITY
OF FEMALE HYGIENE.
446
00:17:25,152 --> 00:17:26,932
I BACK THAT UP,
BROTHER.
447
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,722
HEY, GIRLS, NEED A LIFT?
448
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:35,112
HI, MY NAME'S DIME.
449
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:39,952
OLD NICK HERE'S THINKING
LAW SCHOOL, U OF T,
450
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:42,522
SO HE'S TAKING
THE CAMPUS TOUR,
451
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,122
AND ME AND DIME,
WE'RE THE ENTOURAGE,
452
00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:46,172
THE COMIC RELIEF, IF YOU WILL.
453
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,172
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU TWO?
454
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,432
SPILL IT.
455
00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:51,912
OH, YOU KNOW, JUST A, UH...
456
00:17:51,912 --> 00:17:56,182
COUPLE OF HAPLESS TRANNIES
TRYING TO FIND OUR WAY HOME.
457
00:17:56,182 --> 00:17:57,532
I HEAR YOU, SISTER.
458
00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,792
HEY, HEY, FOOD STAND,
TWO KLICKS.
459
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:00,882
CAN WE STOP?
460
00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,582
WELL, YEAH, I CAN
ALWAYS USE A PIDDLE.
461
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,972
FANCY THAT.
I GOT TO CHANGE MY PAD.
462
00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:17,032
OOH, WHAT A GENTLEMAN.
463
00:18:17,032 --> 00:18:18,382
[ LAUGHS ]
464
00:18:21,512 --> 00:18:24,212
HEY, DUDE, WHAT'S UP
WITH ALL THIS LAW BULLSHIT?
465
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:28,172
IT'S YOUR PLAN,
ISN'T IT? U OF T?
466
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:29,872
YEAH, EVENTUALLY,
BUT--
467
00:18:29,862 --> 00:18:33,472
BESIDES, IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER
THAN THAT STUPID MARRIAGE IDEA.
468
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,052
AND DO US A FAVOUR.
469
00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:37,002
KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW?
470
00:18:37,002 --> 00:18:40,872
YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO SCARE OFF THE TALENT.
471
00:18:40,882 --> 00:18:43,582
HUH?
472
00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:45,052
THAT ONE LOOKS NAUGHTY.
473
00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:48,142
SHE'S BUYING
A POPSICLE.
474
00:18:48,142 --> 00:18:50,582
YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
475
00:18:56,942 --> 00:18:59,552
WE'RE BOTH GOING TO KILL YOU,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WONDERING.
476
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:02,642
I WAS, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
477
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,902
LOOK,
I THINK WE GOT OFF
478
00:19:03,902 --> 00:19:04,902
ON THE WRONG FOOT.
479
00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:06,342
UM...
480
00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:09,952
SASHA, NEWFOUNDLAND,
STRUGGLING MUSICIAN.
481
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,872
EXCUSE ME?
482
00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:12,862
THAT'S MY NAME,
483
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,172
WHERE I'M FROM, WHAT I DO.
484
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:17,042
THOUGHT I'D SAVE YOU THE TIME.
485
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,482
THAT'S AWFULLY KIND OF YOU.
486
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,792
WELL, YOU STRIKE ME
AS THE KIND OF GUY
487
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,052
WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME
FOR SUCH TRIVIALITIES.
488
00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:23,052
WHY DID YOU
COME OVER HERE
489
00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:24,182
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
490
00:19:25,142 --> 00:19:26,582
LOOK, I JUST--
491
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:30,442
I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,
BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO...
492
00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:42,422
SEE, I KNEW IT.
493
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,552
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
494
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:49,212
[ PERRY COMO'S
"PAPA LOVES MAMBO" PLAYING ]
495
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,262
♪ OOH
496
00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:56,212
♪ OOH
497
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:59,212
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
498
00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:02,662
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
499
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:04,912
♪ LOOK AT THEM SWAY WITH IT
GETTING SO GAY WITH IT ♪
500
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,572
♪ SHOUTING "OLE" WITH IT
WOW ♪
501
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,832
♪ OOH
502
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,182
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
503
00:20:09,182 --> 00:20:10,532
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
504
00:20:10,532 --> 00:20:12,492
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
505
00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:14,672
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
506
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,722
♪ PAPA DOES GREAT WITH IT
SWINGS LIKE A GATE WITH IT ♪
507
00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:18,502
♪ EVENS HIS WEIGHT WITH IT NOW
508
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,072
♪ HE GOES TO
509
00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:22,632
♪ SHE GOES FRO
510
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,022
♪ HE GOES FAST
511
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:29,642
♪ SHE GOES SLOW
512
00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,952
♪ HE GOES LEFT
513
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:34,812
♪ SHE GOES RIGHT
514
00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:37,172
♪ PAPA'S LOOKING
FOR MAMA ♪
515
00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:41,222
♪ BUT MAMA IS
NOWHERE IN SIGHT ♪
516
00:20:41,212 --> 00:20:42,212
♪ OOH
517
00:20:42,212 --> 00:20:45,172
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
518
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,872
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
519
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,742
♪ HAVING A FLING AGAIN
YOUNGER THAN SPRING AGAIN ♪
520
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:53,662
♪ FEELING THAT ZING AGAIN
WOW ♪
521
00:20:53,662 --> 00:20:55,142
♪ PAPA LOVES MAMBO
522
00:20:55,142 --> 00:20:56,142
PSST.
523
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:58,882
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
524
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,362
♪ MAMA LOVES MAMBO
525
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,882
♪ DON'T PLAY THE RUMBA
AND DON'T PLAY THE SAMBA ♪
526
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:04,722
♪ BECAUSE PAPA LOVES MAMBO
TONIGHT ♪
527
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,112
♪ OOH
528
00:21:07,722 --> 00:21:09,292
♪ OOH ♪
529
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,852
CAN I OFFER YOU
SOME CARROT CAKE, EMILE?
530
00:21:18,562 --> 00:21:19,872
SUGAR'S FOR THE WEAK.
531
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,262
RIGHT ON.
532
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,572
SO, UM...
533
00:21:24,562 --> 00:21:27,522
JERRY TELLS ME YOU WERE
IN THE SPECIAL FORCES.
534
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,482
NOT SINCE THE COURT MARTIAL.
535
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:32,532
YOU WERE
COURT-MARTIALLED?
536
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:33,882
I WAS TOLD
THAT YOU HAD RETIRED.
537
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:35,872
YEAH, YEAH,
BUT IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
538
00:21:35,882 --> 00:21:36,932
I MEAN--
539
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,882
THE GENERAL'S POODLE...
540
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,142
IT BIT ME,
541
00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,972
SO I KILLED
THE BITCH...
542
00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,712
AND ATE IT.
543
00:21:45,712 --> 00:21:47,282
OH, OKAY.
544
00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:48,282
THEY WANTED
TO LOCK ME AWAY,
545
00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:50,722
BUT YOUR HUSBAND,
546
00:21:50,722 --> 00:21:53,112
HE WAS
MY CHARACTER WITNESS.
547
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,722
HE WAS VERY GOOD TO ME.
548
00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:56,512
YEAH, SO THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW,
549
00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:58,562
NOW EMILE WANTS
TO REPAY THE FAVOUR,
550
00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:01,072
SO WE'RE GOING TO BE
HIS FIRST CLIENTS
551
00:22:01,082 --> 00:22:02,172
IN HIS NEW P.I. FIRM.
552
00:22:02,162 --> 00:22:03,642
RIGHT, OKAY.
553
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:04,602
THIS WOMAN...
554
00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:06,382
THE ONE NICK
WANTS TO MARRY,
555
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,872
SHE'S NO GOOD?
556
00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:08,872
I...
557
00:22:08,872 --> 00:22:10,702
SHE'S A CONNIVING BITCH...
558
00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:12,392
YEAH.
559
00:22:12,392 --> 00:22:13,832
AND NICK DOESN'T SEE IT.
560
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,142
HE'S CONFUSED,
HE'S YOUNG,
561
00:22:15,132 --> 00:22:16,482
AND HE'S HORNY.
562
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,132
WHICH IS WHY WE THINK
IT'S JUST BETTER
563
00:22:18,142 --> 00:22:19,922
IF HE NOT MAKE IT TO TORONTO,
YOU KNOW, IN THE FIRST PLACE,
564
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,102
SO MAYBE HE...
565
00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:22,752
HE LOSES HIS MONEY,
566
00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:23,882
OR HIS RV BREAKS DOWN.
567
00:22:23,882 --> 00:22:24,882
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
568
00:22:24,882 --> 00:22:26,192
WE'VE...
569
00:22:26,192 --> 00:22:28,112
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
WE CAN FROM HERE, EMILE,
570
00:22:28,102 --> 00:22:30,022
AND NOW
WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU.
571
00:22:30,022 --> 00:22:33,682
I'LL FIND YOUR BOY.
572
00:22:33,672 --> 00:22:36,982
I'LL SKIN HIM AND I'LL STUFF HIM
FOR FREE.
573
00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:41,112
THAT WAS HUMOUR.
574
00:22:41,122 --> 00:22:42,342
YEAH.
575
00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:43,512
YEAH.
576
00:22:53,692 --> 00:22:54,952
SASHA: WE'RE PITCHED
577
00:22:54,962 --> 00:22:56,222
AWFULLY CLOSE
TO THEIR WINNIE,
578
00:22:56,222 --> 00:22:57,702
DON'T YOU THINK?
I MEAN--
579
00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:59,182
SO, LET'S TALK
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS,
580
00:22:59,182 --> 00:23:00,572
BECAUSE I THINK
GENDER SEPARATION'S
581
00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:01,832
A LITTLE
OLD-FASHIONED.
582
00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:02,742
YEAH, SOUNDS OUTDATED TO ME.
583
00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:05,672
SO ARE YOUR TACTICS.
584
00:23:05,662 --> 00:23:07,492
SORRY, BOYS.
585
00:23:07,492 --> 00:23:09,672
SO HOW MANY BEERS
WE GOT?
586
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:10,852
I DON'T KNOW. WHY?
587
00:23:10,842 --> 00:23:12,062
BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS
ARE GOING TO NEED
588
00:23:12,062 --> 00:23:14,372
A LOT OF BOOZE.
589
00:23:14,372 --> 00:23:15,682
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS,
590
00:23:15,672 --> 00:23:18,722
BUT I'M PITCHING A TENT
IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.
591
00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:20,642
SHUT UP.
592
00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:26,772
DUDE, IT'S TURNING BLACK.
593
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,292
CHICKS LIKE IT BLACK.
594
00:23:28,292 --> 00:23:29,512
HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU
ANYTHING?
595
00:23:29,512 --> 00:23:32,082
DUDE, THEY'RE NOT
GOING TO EAT THAT.
596
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:33,342
PULL IT OUT.
597
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:36,082
HEY, TYLER PULLS OUT
WHEN HE IS GOOD AND READY.
598
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,342
CHICKS RESPECT THAT,
599
00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:39,662
AND THEY ALWAYS COME BACK
FOR SECONDS.
600
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,652
DUDE, IT'S ON FIRE.
601
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:41,352
JUST TAKE IT OUT.
602
00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:42,262
DUDE, LET GO.
603
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:44,312
LET GO. DUDE--
604
00:23:44,312 --> 00:23:46,922
OH, THAT WAS SMART.
605
00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:48,752
THAT MARSHMALLOW
WAS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE,
606
00:23:48,752 --> 00:23:50,142
YOU JACKASS.
607
00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:51,622
WHY DON'T YOU LET
DIME COOK THIS ONE?
608
00:23:51,622 --> 00:23:55,412
BECAUSE THE FIRE'S TOO BIG,
TOO DANGEROUS FOR DIME.
609
00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:57,982
YOU GUYS JUST SIT BACK,
RELAX, ALL RIGHT?
610
00:23:57,982 --> 00:24:00,112
WE'LL BE TAPPING THAT ASS
IN NO TIME.
611
00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:01,072
OH, MY GOD!
612
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,112
GUYS, FIRE!
613
00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:03,722
SHIT!
614
00:24:03,722 --> 00:24:04,592
JILL!
615
00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:06,202
MY GOD.
IT'S SPREADING.
616
00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,862
GUYS, IT'S SPREADING.
617
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,432
STAND BACK!
618
00:24:10,422 --> 00:24:14,902
STAND BACK!
STAND BACK!
619
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,262
IT'S EMPTY.
620
00:24:19,262 --> 00:24:20,742
DUDE.
621
00:24:20,742 --> 00:24:22,482
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
622
00:24:34,322 --> 00:24:37,062
WHISKY?
623
00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,112
I'M DRIVING.
624
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,972
WHISKY?
625
00:24:39,972 --> 00:24:41,022
I'M ROLLING.
626
00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:44,812
LADIES?
627
00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,452
JESUS CHRIST.
628
00:24:46,462 --> 00:24:47,902
I'M SORRY. OKAY?
629
00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:49,942
HOW MANY TIMES
DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT?
630
00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:52,252
HERE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
YOU CAN SPANK ME.
631
00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:53,772
GO ON,
I DESERVE IT.
632
00:24:53,772 --> 00:24:56,122
SPANK ME.
633
00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:58,732
FINE.
634
00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:00,122
WHATEVER.
635
00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:03,252
I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE
AND GET SOME FRESH AIR.
636
00:25:03,262 --> 00:25:04,482
[ JERSEY'S "WHAT A WONDERFUL
WORLD" PLAYS ]
637
00:25:09,702 --> 00:25:11,272
WHOO! YEAH!
638
00:25:11,272 --> 00:25:13,062
THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
639
00:25:15,272 --> 00:25:20,802
♪ I SEE TREES OF GREEN
RED ROSES TOO ♪
640
00:25:20,802 --> 00:25:23,982
YOU LIKE THIS? COME UP HERE.
COME ON!
641
00:25:23,972 --> 00:25:25,622
♪ ...FROM ME TO YOU
642
00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,852
♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF
643
00:25:27,852 --> 00:25:31,512
YEAH!
644
00:25:31,502 --> 00:25:37,852
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
645
00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:40,042
♪ I SEE SKIES OF BLUE
646
00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:41,162
GOLDEN!
647
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:44,872
♪ AND CLOUDS OF WHITE
648
00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:49,262
♪ BRIGHT BLESSED DAY
AND THE DARK SACRED NIGHT ♪
649
00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:52,662
♪ AND I THINK TO MYSELF
650
00:25:52,662 --> 00:25:57,532
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
651
00:25:57,532 --> 00:25:59,532
[ LAUGHS ]
652
00:25:59,532 --> 00:26:01,182
THANKS.
653
00:26:01,932 --> 00:26:04,372
YOU'RE WELCOME.
654
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:07,062
[ SIRENS BLARING ]
655
00:26:07,062 --> 00:26:08,412
TYLER!
656
00:26:08,412 --> 00:26:09,592
WHAT'S UP?
657
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:11,112
COPS! FUCK.
658
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:12,682
WHOA, UH--
659
00:26:12,682 --> 00:26:13,722
TYLER!
660
00:26:13,722 --> 00:26:17,772
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
661
00:26:17,772 --> 00:26:23,122
♪ WORLD ♪
662
00:26:29,002 --> 00:26:30,482
SHIT!
663
00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:32,612
RELAX.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST A TICKET.
664
00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:33,702
WE CAN'T AFFORD
A TICKET, TYLER.
665
00:26:33,702 --> 00:26:35,622
WE CAN BARELY AFFORD
GAS TO ONTARIO.
666
00:26:35,612 --> 00:26:36,872
UH, SASHA,
667
00:26:36,872 --> 00:26:38,482
HIDE THE WEED
UNDERNEATH THERE.
668
00:26:38,482 --> 00:26:39,482
HOLD ON A SECOND.
669
00:26:39,482 --> 00:26:40,482
IT'S BETTER THAN--
670
00:26:40,492 --> 00:26:41,542
NO, WAIT!
671
00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:44,752
HOLY SHIT.
672
00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:46,542
WHAT THE HELL?
DIME!
673
00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:47,982
IT'S JUST A FEW
SUPPLIES, YOU KNOW,
674
00:26:47,972 --> 00:26:48,972
IN CASE
SOMETHING HAPPENS.
675
00:26:48,972 --> 00:26:52,022
LIKE WHAT? A NUCLEAR WINTER?
676
00:26:53,372 --> 00:26:55,022
OH, SHIT.
677
00:26:58,552 --> 00:27:00,602
GOOD MORNING,
FUN BOYS AND GIRLS.
678
00:27:00,592 --> 00:27:03,162
I WANT YOU TO STEP
OUT OF THE MOBILE HOME
679
00:27:03,162 --> 00:27:06,602
AND KEEP YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, PLEASE.
680
00:27:06,602 --> 00:27:09,212
ARTICLE C-17,
681
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:12,782
SURFING ON THE ROOF
OF A MOVING VEHICLE,
682
00:27:12,782 --> 00:27:14,302
$200 FINE.
683
00:27:14,302 --> 00:27:17,962
VANDALISM,
ARTICLE B-35, $300 FINE.
684
00:27:17,962 --> 00:27:18,962
BUT THIS IS MY VAN.
685
00:27:18,962 --> 00:27:20,572
RESISTING ARREST,
686
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:24,442
$500 FINE
AND SIX MONTHS IN JAIL.
687
00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:25,882
DO YOU MIND
IF I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE?
688
00:27:25,882 --> 00:27:27,712
YOU CAN SAY NO, NICK,
689
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,102
BECAUSE, ACTUALLY,
HE NEEDS A WARRANT.
690
00:27:29,102 --> 00:27:32,362
WARRANT.
691
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:37,452
DON'T PUSH IT, CARBO.
692
00:27:37,462 --> 00:27:40,202
I'LL ASK AGAIN.
MAY I SEARCH YOUR VEHICLE?
693
00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:41,512
FINE, JUST LET GO OF HIS ARM.
694
00:27:44,332 --> 00:27:46,072
JESUS.
695
00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:52,522
THIS SUCKS.
696
00:27:56,432 --> 00:27:59,652
OPEN ALCOHOL IN A VEHICLE...
$350 FINE.
697
00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:01,172
HA HA.
698
00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:03,132
AND IF HE FINDS MY STASH,
WE'RE SCREWED.
699
00:28:03,132 --> 00:28:05,702
RELAX. HE'S NOT
GOING TO FIND IT.
700
00:28:05,702 --> 00:28:07,272
OH!
701
00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:09,312
SHIT.
702
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,442
OH, MAN.
703
00:28:10,442 --> 00:28:13,402
THAT'S A LOT OF WEED.
704
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,142
SO, WHAT'S THE
FINE FOR THAT?
705
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,982
TWO POUNDS
OF ILLEGAL NARCOTICS?
706
00:28:16,972 --> 00:28:18,412
YEAH.
707
00:28:18,412 --> 00:28:20,242
THAT'S NOT A FINE, HAMSTER.
THAT'S A BRIBE.
708
00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:23,642
OKAY, FINE. HOW MUCH?
709
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,372
HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
710
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,812
YOU'RE ROBBING US?
711
00:28:26,812 --> 00:28:28,512
IT'S CALLED EXTORTION,
SWEET CHEEKS.
712
00:28:28,512 --> 00:28:30,512
NOW, YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON
OR NOT?
713
00:28:30,512 --> 00:28:31,992
COME ON, GUYS,
FORK IT UP.
714
00:28:31,992 --> 00:28:35,692
OH, HO, HO, HO, HO.
715
00:28:35,692 --> 00:28:37,082
NO, PLEASE!
716
00:28:37,082 --> 00:28:38,522
DO YOU WANT TO GO
THROUGH THAT AGAIN?
717
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:39,962
IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.
718
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,522
NO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DUMP IT ALL.
719
00:28:41,522 --> 00:28:43,392
JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF
COMPASSION, PLEASE, NICK.
720
00:28:43,392 --> 00:28:44,522
NO, COME ON.
HE'S A BAD MAN--
721
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:47,262
SHH. IT'LL ALL
BE OVER SOON.
722
00:28:52,052 --> 00:28:54,662
[ GROWLING ]
723
00:28:57,062 --> 00:28:58,112
GUYS?
724
00:29:02,672 --> 00:29:06,282
[ GROWLING ]
725
00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:22,342
SHIT, DUDE!
726
00:29:22,342 --> 00:29:23,692
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PRIVACY?
727
00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:25,952
I'M SORRY, UH, I JUST...
728
00:29:25,962 --> 00:29:27,792
I THOUGHT, UM...
729
00:29:27,782 --> 00:29:30,352
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE.
730
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,002
[ GROWLING ]
731
00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,832
OH, SHIT! RUN!
732
00:29:33,832 --> 00:29:35,702
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
733
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:38,882
RIGHT, FURTADO'S IN.
SO IS AVRIL.
734
00:29:38,882 --> 00:29:41,012
I'M STILL WAITING
TO HEAR FROM SHANIA,
735
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,712
SO KEEP A DRESSING ROOM OPEN,
736
00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:45,502
HOPEFULLY ONE...
CLOSE TO MY OFFICE.
737
00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:46,722
HERE'S YOUR
DOUBLE-SHOT LATTE,
738
00:29:46,722 --> 00:29:47,762
EXTRA FOAM.
739
00:29:47,762 --> 00:29:48,982
OH, THANKS, SWEETS.
740
00:29:48,982 --> 00:29:50,372
SIR, WITH ALL
DUE RESPECT,
741
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,552
I HARDLY THINK
THAT BEHAVIOUR IS APPROPRIATE,
742
00:29:52,552 --> 00:29:55,772
ESPECIALLY IN A
WORK ENVIRONMENT.
743
00:29:55,772 --> 00:29:59,642
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
744
00:29:59,642 --> 00:30:04,122
TRISH, PLEASE ACCEPT
MY HUMBLEST OF APOLOGIES.
745
00:30:04,122 --> 00:30:06,732
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
746
00:30:06,742 --> 00:30:08,352
JUDY,
747
00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:09,922
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MOMENT?
748
00:30:09,912 --> 00:30:10,912
SURE.
749
00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:19,182
I THOUGHT
SHE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
750
00:30:19,182 --> 00:30:20,182
SHE'LL BE
CLEANING OUT HER DESK
751
00:30:20,182 --> 00:30:21,182
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
752
00:30:21,182 --> 00:30:23,662
IN THE MEANTIME,
753
00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:25,102
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE...
754
00:30:25,102 --> 00:30:26,672
ASS WITH THAT COFFEE?
755
00:30:26,672 --> 00:30:28,322
MM.
756
00:30:28,322 --> 00:30:30,712
YOU ARE SO TALENTED.
757
00:30:30,722 --> 00:30:32,202
OH YEAH.
758
00:30:32,202 --> 00:30:35,382
NICK...
759
00:30:35,372 --> 00:30:36,372
NICK!
760
00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:38,812
HEY, NICK.
WAKE UP, BUDDY.
761
00:30:38,812 --> 00:30:40,252
TYLER'S A HERO.
762
00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,302
HE SAVED YOU
FROM A BEAR.
763
00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:44,422
SHUT UP, DIME.
HERE.
764
00:30:44,422 --> 00:30:46,552
I GOT SOME
PAINKILLERS.
765
00:30:46,562 --> 00:30:48,082
GIVE ME THREE.
766
00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:50,392
EASY THERE, JUNKIE.
767
00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:51,832
AND THIS IS A GUY
768
00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:54,172
WHO CALLS CAFFEINE
A NARCOTIC.
769
00:30:56,652 --> 00:31:00,742
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY?
770
00:31:00,752 --> 00:31:01,802
I'LL BE FINE.
771
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:04,272
I JUST NEED TO WALK IT OFF.
772
00:31:04,272 --> 00:31:05,492
THANKS, DUDE.
773
00:31:05,492 --> 00:31:09,762
WHOA, HEY, TYLER,
WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?
774
00:31:09,752 --> 00:31:10,802
YOUR BAG.
775
00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,152
IN THE SMALL POUCH
IN MY BAG?
776
00:31:12,152 --> 00:31:15,072
YEAH.
777
00:31:15,062 --> 00:31:17,152
DIME, WHAT DID NICK
JUST TAKE?
778
00:31:17,152 --> 00:31:18,412
THREE HITS
779
00:31:18,422 --> 00:31:19,552
OF CONCENTRATED
FUNGAL TOXIN.
780
00:31:19,552 --> 00:31:20,732
MUSHROOMS.
781
00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:22,722
SORT OF,
BUT WAY STRONGER.
782
00:31:22,722 --> 00:31:24,372
LIKE HALF A TAB
NORMALLY,
783
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,302
AND YOU ARE
FUCKING ZOOMING.
784
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:28,812
SO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
TO HIM?
785
00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:31,612
WELL, HE'S NOT GOING
TO HAVE A HEADACHE.
786
00:31:33,432 --> 00:31:36,432
[ ♪♪♪ ]
787
00:31:37,872 --> 00:31:39,792
WHOO!
788
00:31:39,782 --> 00:31:40,782
[ LAUGHING ]
789
00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:42,052
HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO HIM?
790
00:31:42,052 --> 00:31:44,972
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
THIS IS TYLER'S FAULT.
791
00:31:44,962 --> 00:31:46,442
OKAY, JUST RELAX.
OKAY?
792
00:31:46,442 --> 00:31:47,532
WE'LL JUST GET HIM
INTO THE VAN.
793
00:31:47,532 --> 00:31:48,882
OH...
794
00:31:48,882 --> 00:31:51,542
YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH...
795
00:32:00,072 --> 00:32:03,252
[ PANTING ]
796
00:32:05,162 --> 00:32:06,642
OH, THIS IS
BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
797
00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:09,562
I'M GOING TO BUILD A HOME
RIGHT HERE.
798
00:32:11,342 --> 00:32:12,392
THAT'S GREAT.
799
00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:13,602
LET'S GET YOU BACK
INTO THE VAN--
800
00:32:13,602 --> 00:32:15,302
DON'T TOUCH ME!
801
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:16,692
NO, I'M NOT LEAVING, MAN.
802
00:32:16,692 --> 00:32:18,392
I TOLD YOU,
I'M BUILDING A HOUSE RIGHT HERE.
803
00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:19,432
NICK? NICK.
804
00:32:19,432 --> 00:32:21,912
TRISH...
805
00:32:21,912 --> 00:32:23,262
TRISH.
806
00:32:27,702 --> 00:32:30,142
THIS IS LIFE.
807
00:32:30,142 --> 00:32:32,192
SMELL IT. IT SMELLS LIKE LIFE.
808
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:34,932
WHO'S TRISH?
809
00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:38,372
MUSHIES TALKING. IT'S--
810
00:32:41,762 --> 00:32:43,942
OH, YOU HEAR THEM TOO.
811
00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:46,332
OH, I LOVE YOU, TYLER.
812
00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:52,082
OH, GOD.
813
00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:58,952
OH, MY GOD.
814
00:32:58,952 --> 00:33:01,132
THE YELLOW COWS
ARE COMING!
815
00:33:01,132 --> 00:33:02,612
[ PANTING ]
816
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,652
YEAH! YEAH!
817
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,962
I SAY WE KNOCK HIM OUT.
818
00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:10,222
I SAY WE CALL IT A NIGHT
AND CAMP OUT HERE.
819
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,612
OH, MY GOD.
820
00:33:14,442 --> 00:33:16,052
WHOO!
821
00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:24,192
HE'S ALIVE!
822
00:33:24,192 --> 00:33:25,192
YAY!
823
00:33:25,192 --> 00:33:26,372
OH, HE'S ALIVE!
824
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,242
YOU MADE IT.
825
00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:32,382
SO HOW IS OUR LITTLE TUGBOAT
THIS MORNING?
826
00:33:32,382 --> 00:33:33,422
TUGBOAT?
827
00:33:33,422 --> 00:33:34,552
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
828
00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:35,992
LET'S JUST SAY
YOUR TYPICALLY...
829
00:33:35,992 --> 00:33:38,732
PRIVATE TIME WITH KLEENEX
AND A LITTLE LUBE...
830
00:33:38,732 --> 00:33:39,862
IT KIND OF BECAME
A PUBLIC EVENT.
831
00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:41,042
WANKAPALOOZA,
YOU KNOW?
832
00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:42,132
WE COULD HAVE
SOLD TICKETS TO IT.
833
00:33:42,122 --> 00:33:42,992
YOU'RE JOKING ME.
834
00:33:42,992 --> 00:33:44,122
DUDE,
YOU WERE LIKE A CHIMP.
835
00:33:44,132 --> 00:33:45,482
OKAY?
836
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,962
YOU WERE BEGGING US TO JOIN YOU.
837
00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:51,052
YOU KNOW, SOME THINGS
ARE JUST A LITTLE SACRED.
838
00:33:54,922 --> 00:33:56,662
OKAY, EVERYONE.
I'LL BE IN THE LAKE.
839
00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,662
YEAH, SO WILL I.
840
00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:58,792
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
841
00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:00,142
I'M GOING TO
GRAB MY TOWEL.
842
00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:01,272
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
843
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,492
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
844
00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:04,232
SASHA, WE'RE DIPPING IN SHIFTS.
845
00:34:04,232 --> 00:34:05,802
SORRY, BOYS.
846
00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:07,412
YEAH, I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON THE PERVS FOR YOU.
847
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:09,152
WHAT A PRUDE.
848
00:34:09,152 --> 00:34:11,152
BYE, BOYS.
849
00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,762
COME ON, DIME. LET'S GO INSIDE
AND ROOT THROUGH THEIR PANTIES.
850
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:19,082
NICK, YOU'RE, UH...
851
00:34:19,072 --> 00:34:22,202
YOU'RE SWEEPING
THE FOREST.
852
00:34:22,212 --> 00:34:23,392
YOU SURE YOU'RE STILL
NOT TRIPPING OUT?
853
00:34:23,382 --> 00:34:24,472
A LITTLE ZOOM-ZOOM?
854
00:34:24,472 --> 00:34:26,432
YOU GUYS ARE MESSING
WITH ME, RIGHT?
855
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,392
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
856
00:34:28,392 --> 00:34:31,392
THAT LITTLE TRIBAL THING
YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT,
857
00:34:31,392 --> 00:34:35,352
IT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
858
00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:38,792
HELP ME WITH THIS?
859
00:34:38,792 --> 00:34:41,142
WHOA. TRIBAL THING?
860
00:34:41,142 --> 00:34:43,402
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
861
00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:56,202
OH, MAN, NICK'S
GOING TO KILL US.
862
00:34:56,202 --> 00:34:58,942
NOT WHEN HE SEES
THESE PICTURES.
863
00:35:02,072 --> 00:35:03,642
WE'RE GOING TO HELL.
864
00:35:03,642 --> 00:35:06,382
OKAY,
LET'S FACE THIS, PAL.
865
00:35:06,382 --> 00:35:08,432
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET IN JILL'S PANTS.
866
00:35:08,432 --> 00:35:09,742
THIS IS THE NEXT
BEST THING.
867
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:11,082
ALL RIGHT? LOOK AROUND.
868
00:35:11,082 --> 00:35:15,082
TREES, LAKE, TITS AND ASS.
THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.
869
00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:25,102
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT?
870
00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:28,102
WHAT?
871
00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:31,102
NOTHING.
872
00:35:31,102 --> 00:35:34,842
UH, I'M GOING TO GO
CHECK ON THE KIDS.
873
00:35:39,852 --> 00:35:41,682
GUYS?
874
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:42,722
OH, GOD.
875
00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:46,292
I HOPE JILL'S
WEARING HER SWIMSUIT.
876
00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:47,732
NICK: WHAT THE HELL?
877
00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:50,132
NICK?
878
00:35:50,122 --> 00:35:53,382
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
879
00:35:53,392 --> 00:35:54,612
SASHA, IT'S THAT COP!
880
00:35:54,602 --> 00:35:56,082
HE'S PUTTING SUGAR
IN OUR GAS TANK.
881
00:36:00,832 --> 00:36:02,402
OKAY, I CAN'T SEE SHIT.
882
00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:04,092
THIS ANGLE SUCKS. HERE.
883
00:36:17,762 --> 00:36:19,462
ANYTHING?
884
00:36:19,462 --> 00:36:21,642
LOOKEE HERE.
885
00:36:21,632 --> 00:36:23,152
OKAY.
886
00:36:23,152 --> 00:36:24,632
GRAB ONTO THIS BRANCH
AND REACH OUT.
887
00:36:26,422 --> 00:36:27,512
YOU GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH.
888
00:36:27,512 --> 00:36:30,772
I EAT, DIME. I EXERCISE.
889
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,772
THIS BRANCH IS NOT GOING
TO HOLD ME, ALL RIGHT?
890
00:36:32,772 --> 00:36:34,422
ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED
AND MASTURBATE.
891
00:36:34,432 --> 00:36:36,132
GRAB ONTO THE BRANCH.
892
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:43,052
"ALL YOU DO IS SMOKE WEED
AND MASTURBATE, DIME.
893
00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:46,312
I WEAR A COWBOY HAT.
I'M A BIG DICK."
894
00:36:53,492 --> 00:36:54,802
IT'S LOCKED.
895
00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,362
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
896
00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:58,452
JESUS, SASHA,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
897
00:36:58,452 --> 00:36:59,632
EASY, LAW BOY,
I'M A MUSICIAN.
898
00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:02,812
I'LL DO
WHAT I WANT, OKAY?
899
00:37:12,032 --> 00:37:13,952
I KNEW IT.
IT'S A FAKE.
900
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,942
SON OF A BITCH...
901
00:37:15,952 --> 00:37:18,002
WHAT'S HE WANT WITH US?
902
00:37:17,992 --> 00:37:19,732
I DON'T KNOW.
903
00:37:22,952 --> 00:37:24,782
ALL RIGHT.
904
00:37:24,782 --> 00:37:26,222
OKAY, NOW REACH OUT.
905
00:37:26,222 --> 00:37:27,962
I'M JUST... HOLD IT STEADY.
906
00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:29,002
REACH OUT.
907
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:31,962
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
908
00:37:31,962 --> 00:37:33,662
OH, SHIT.
WHAT... WHAT DO I DO?
909
00:37:33,662 --> 00:37:34,712
ANSWER IT.
910
00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:35,662
HELLO?
911
00:37:35,662 --> 00:37:36,972
[ SCREAMS ]
912
00:37:39,232 --> 00:37:41,152
OH, MY GOD!
913
00:37:41,152 --> 00:37:43,942
DIME! DIME!
914
00:37:43,932 --> 00:37:44,932
DIME.
915
00:37:44,932 --> 00:37:46,022
DIME, ARE YOU OKAY?
916
00:37:46,022 --> 00:37:47,762
OH...
917
00:37:47,762 --> 00:37:50,372
DIME, TALK TO ME.
DIME--
918
00:37:50,372 --> 00:37:51,852
HEY!
919
00:37:54,592 --> 00:37:55,592
WAS IT WORTH IT?
920
00:37:55,592 --> 00:37:57,162
DEFINITELY.
921
00:38:05,262 --> 00:38:08,262
[ HORN HONKING ]
922
00:38:08,262 --> 00:38:09,962
20 BUCKS?
923
00:38:09,962 --> 00:38:13,012
YOUR MOM WILL DO IT FOR 15,
ASSHOLE.
924
00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:17,052
[ RV HORN HONKS ]
925
00:38:17,052 --> 00:38:19,442
WHAT'S THE MATTER, OFFICER?
926
00:38:19,442 --> 00:38:21,272
YOU BETTER
CALL FOR BACKUP, ASSHOLE!
927
00:38:23,272 --> 00:38:24,842
[ ♪♪♪ ]
928
00:38:29,762 --> 00:38:31,762
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
929
00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:45,992
WELL, WELL, WELL.
930
00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,602
YOU CAME TO PLAY, BOY.
931
00:38:48,602 --> 00:38:52,732
[ ♪♪♪ ]
932
00:38:52,742 --> 00:38:56,792
WELL, WE'RE LOOKING
AT $7.00 AND CHANGE.
933
00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,012
YEAH, AND THAT'S NOT GOING TO
BUY US VERY MUCH.
934
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:02,972
GIVE ME THE CASH.
935
00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:06,582
TYLER'S GOING TO MAKE IT
ALL BETTER.
936
00:39:18,202 --> 00:39:20,032
COME ON, FOLKS!
IT'S FOR CHARITY.
937
00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:22,032
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
938
00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:23,472
I'M THE DEPUTY MAYOR
OF MOOSE JAW,
939
00:39:23,472 --> 00:39:24,472
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.
940
00:39:24,472 --> 00:39:26,732
COME ON, PITCH A BALL.
PUT ME IN.
941
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:28,342
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
942
00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:30,392
DEFINITELY.
943
00:39:30,392 --> 00:39:32,612
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
944
00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:36,432
YOU KNOW, I JUST...
I LOVE CARNIVALS.
945
00:39:36,432 --> 00:39:37,822
WHEN... WHEN I WAS A KID,
946
00:39:37,832 --> 00:39:41,272
I'D BEG MY BROTHERS
TO TAKE ME.
947
00:39:41,272 --> 00:39:42,582
SEE THOSE BALLOONS?
948
00:39:42,572 --> 00:39:45,662
THEY WOULD TIE
AS MANY AS THEY COULD
949
00:39:45,662 --> 00:39:47,922
TO THE BACK OF MY PANTS
950
00:39:47,922 --> 00:39:49,572
TO SEE IF I'D HAVE LIFTOFF.
951
00:39:49,582 --> 00:39:52,322
DID IT WORK?
952
00:39:52,322 --> 00:39:56,322
THEY EVENTUALLY
FOUND ME IN A TREE.
953
00:39:56,322 --> 00:39:58,412
AT LEAST
YOU HAD CARNIVALS.
954
00:39:58,412 --> 00:39:59,672
IN TOFINO,
A BIG CRAZY NIGHT
955
00:39:59,682 --> 00:40:03,342
WOULD BE PLAYING BINGO
AT THE REC CENTRE.
956
00:40:03,332 --> 00:40:04,422
I LIKE BINGO.
957
00:40:04,422 --> 00:40:06,902
YEAH, I KNOW.
SO DO I.
958
00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:08,342
YOU KNOW,
BEING IN A SMALL TOWN,
959
00:40:08,342 --> 00:40:09,862
IT'S COOL, BUT YOU...
960
00:40:09,862 --> 00:40:11,822
YOU JUST EVENTUALLY--
961
00:40:11,822 --> 00:40:14,482
YOU WANT MORE.
962
00:40:14,472 --> 00:40:17,132
YEAH.
963
00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:20,002
YEAH.
964
00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:22,352
HEY, BUDDY. HOW MUCH
FOR THOSE BALLOONS?
965
00:40:22,352 --> 00:40:24,052
NICK, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
966
00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:27,182
FUCK ME!
967
00:40:27,182 --> 00:40:29,792
I'M GETTING BETTER.
968
00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:30,922
YOUR MAMA DIDN'T RAISE
NO QUITTER.
969
00:40:30,922 --> 00:40:32,182
I RESPECT THAT.
970
00:40:32,192 --> 00:40:33,632
SAVE IT, CARNY.
I'M OUT OF CASH.
971
00:40:33,622 --> 00:40:35,672
HEY, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
972
00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:38,932
IF IT'S MONEY
THAT TROUBLES YOU,
973
00:40:38,932 --> 00:40:42,152
I GOT A WAY YOU CAN
POCKET SOME COIN REAL QUICK.
974
00:40:42,152 --> 00:40:43,632
I'M LISTENING.
975
00:40:43,632 --> 00:40:44,982
COME ON... LOVER!
976
00:40:44,982 --> 00:40:47,722
IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO
WITH THOSE BALLS, MAN?
977
00:40:47,722 --> 00:40:49,462
I'M NOT EVEN WET HERE.
978
00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:50,552
COME ON,
ANYBODY ELSE HERE.
979
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:53,212
PSYCH!
980
00:40:53,212 --> 00:40:54,692
OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF BALLS.
981
00:40:54,692 --> 00:40:56,652
WHAT'S UP?
982
00:40:56,652 --> 00:40:58,612
I'M GETTING TIRED HERE.
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
983
00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:02,342
OH, WOW.
984
00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:03,572
WHOA.
985
00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:04,832
THAT WAS GOOD.
986
00:41:18,882 --> 00:41:20,062
WHAT DOES THIS PAY AGAIN?
987
00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:21,062
TWO DOLLARS...
988
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,282
A MINUTE.
989
00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:24,332
TO ACT LIKE A BUNNY.
YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
990
00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:27,162
WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?
991
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,412
UH, YOU'LL
FIGURE IT OUT.
992
00:41:28,422 --> 00:41:30,552
AND YOU MIGHT WANT
TO PUT THESE ON.
993
00:41:32,332 --> 00:41:34,512
OKAY.
994
00:41:38,472 --> 00:41:39,432
HOP TO IT.
995
00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:44,522
LOOKING GOOD.
996
00:41:56,012 --> 00:41:58,842
HELLO?
997
00:41:58,842 --> 00:42:00,932
WHAT'S UP, DOC?
998
00:42:02,892 --> 00:42:03,982
[ DING DING ]
999
00:42:09,722 --> 00:42:10,762
STOP THAT!
1000
00:42:12,502 --> 00:42:15,552
STOP SHOOTING ME!
1001
00:42:21,212 --> 00:42:23,522
THE PUSSY'S DOWN.
GO FOR THE FACE.
1002
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:25,902
FORGET THE FACE.
GO FOR THE BALLS.
1003
00:42:27,522 --> 00:42:30,222
HONEY, ANY TIME NOW.
CAN SOMEBODY--
1004
00:42:32,442 --> 00:42:33,662
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
SHOW'S OVER.
1005
00:42:33,662 --> 00:42:35,752
GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES
OR THE INTERNET,
1006
00:42:35,742 --> 00:42:37,132
OR WHEREVER YOU GET
YOUR WEIRD, SICK,
1007
00:42:37,142 --> 00:42:39,272
PERVERTED KICKS FROM.
1008
00:42:39,272 --> 00:42:40,752
OH, YOU WERE GREAT.
1009
00:42:40,752 --> 00:42:43,062
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1010
00:42:43,062 --> 00:42:45,502
AT THIS RATE, ABOUT
75 BUCKS AN HOUR.
1011
00:42:45,492 --> 00:42:46,532
[ SCREAMING ]
1012
00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:48,412
EXCELLENT.
1013
00:42:48,412 --> 00:42:50,372
GUYS, WHERE'S,
UH, WHERE'S TYLER?
1014
00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:53,942
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
GET BACK HERE!
1015
00:42:53,942 --> 00:42:55,032
[ ROARING ]
1016
00:42:55,022 --> 00:42:59,072
HOW DOES THIS FEEL?
1017
00:43:00,942 --> 00:43:03,332
NOW WHO'S THE LITTLE PUSSIES?
HUH?
1018
00:43:03,342 --> 00:43:06,262
YEAH! TAKE THAT!
1019
00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:08,212
LOOK AT YOU!
1020
00:43:08,212 --> 00:43:09,912
WHAT?
1021
00:43:09,912 --> 00:43:11,482
[ LAUGHING ]
1022
00:43:11,482 --> 00:43:13,482
SHUT UP.
1023
00:43:22,362 --> 00:43:23,842
[ POPPING AND SPUTTERING ]
1024
00:43:23,842 --> 00:43:26,712
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?
1025
00:43:28,712 --> 00:43:30,802
HEY GUYS, WHAT'S THIS FOR?
1026
00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:31,842
IT'S A...
1027
00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,762
DETOUR.
1028
00:43:54,172 --> 00:43:56,612
BUCKLE UP, SUCKERS.
1029
00:43:56,612 --> 00:43:59,572
OH YEAH, THIS...
THIS WAY SEEMS MUCH BETTER.
1030
00:44:02,052 --> 00:44:04,492
THERE'S SHIT
FALLING DOWN AND STUFF.
1031
00:44:04,482 --> 00:44:05,872
IF THE RV'S A-ROCKING...
1032
00:44:05,882 --> 00:44:07,712
DON'T COME A-KNOCKING.
1033
00:44:07,712 --> 00:44:08,972
[ LAUGHING ]
1034
00:44:15,672 --> 00:44:17,672
THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S
FALLING APART.
1035
00:44:17,672 --> 00:44:20,192
YOU SHOULD HAVE
BOUGHT JAPANESE.
1036
00:44:29,992 --> 00:44:31,302
SHIT.
1037
00:44:31,292 --> 00:44:33,732
WE GOT TO GET OFF THESE
FREAKING TRACKS, OKAY?
1038
00:44:47,882 --> 00:44:49,492
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
1039
00:44:49,492 --> 00:44:50,712
OH, MY GOD.
1040
00:44:50,712 --> 00:44:51,752
OH, MY GOD.
1041
00:44:58,972 --> 00:44:59,972
NICK, HURRY UP!
1042
00:44:59,982 --> 00:45:01,072
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
1043
00:45:01,062 --> 00:45:02,582
NICK, GET--
1044
00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:03,372
OH, MY GOD--
1045
00:45:03,372 --> 00:45:04,422
I'M TRYING!
1046
00:45:06,812 --> 00:45:08,512
OH, SHIT.
1047
00:45:09,592 --> 00:45:10,812
SHIT. WE'RE STUCK!
1048
00:45:10,812 --> 00:45:12,732
OH, SHIT.
1049
00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:15,172
GET OUT OF THERE!
1050
00:45:18,252 --> 00:45:19,952
EVERYBODY OUT. GET OUT!
1051
00:45:23,612 --> 00:45:24,792
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1052
00:45:24,782 --> 00:45:25,832
GET OUT!
1053
00:45:25,832 --> 00:45:27,092
MY GUITAR!
1054
00:45:44,632 --> 00:45:48,422
OH, NO.
1055
00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:49,592
OH.
1056
00:45:53,812 --> 00:45:55,202
MY SURFBOARD.
1057
00:45:55,202 --> 00:45:56,242
MY GIBSON.
1058
00:45:56,252 --> 00:45:57,252
MY HOME.
1059
00:45:57,252 --> 00:46:00,252
IS EVERYONE OKAY?
1060
00:46:00,252 --> 00:46:01,902
MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH...
1061
00:46:01,912 --> 00:46:03,522
GO TALK TO SOMEBODY
OR SOMETHING?
1062
00:46:03,522 --> 00:46:05,312
WE'LL BE STUCK
FILLING OUT REPORTS FOR A WEEK.
1063
00:46:05,302 --> 00:46:07,262
LET'S SPLIT.
1064
00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:10,312
ARE WE GOING TO TORONTO OR NOT?
1065
00:46:10,312 --> 00:46:11,442
YEAH, LET'S...
1066
00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:12,402
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, GUYS.
1067
00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:13,402
COME ON.
1068
00:46:13,402 --> 00:46:14,792
COME ON, SASH.
1069
00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:16,012
COMING.
1070
00:46:16,012 --> 00:46:18,322
HURRY UP. COME ON.
1071
00:46:27,852 --> 00:46:29,292
IT'S NOT BAD.
1072
00:46:29,282 --> 00:46:30,242
IT TASTES LIKE
PRAIRIE GIRLS.
1073
00:46:30,242 --> 00:46:31,242
YOU DON'T KNOW
1074
00:46:31,242 --> 00:46:34,112
WHAT PRAIRIE GIRLS
TASTE LIKE.
1075
00:46:34,112 --> 00:46:35,592
TYLER: IT COULD USE
A LITTLE SALT.
1076
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:37,332
BUTTER.
1077
00:46:37,332 --> 00:46:38,642
I'M SURE
THE FARMER'S GOT SOME.
1078
00:46:38,642 --> 00:46:40,642
DO YOU THINK HE'D MIND?
1079
00:46:43,602 --> 00:46:46,562
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.
1080
00:46:46,562 --> 00:46:47,562
WAIT, WAIT.
1081
00:46:47,562 --> 00:46:48,872
UM, LISTEN, WE'RE SORRY.
1082
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,962
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS
ON OUR WAY TO TORONTO.
1083
00:46:50,962 --> 00:46:52,662
YOU WITH THE CALLAHAN BOYS?
1084
00:46:52,652 --> 00:46:54,652
SPREADING
GYPSY MOTHS...
1085
00:46:54,652 --> 00:46:56,132
KILLING MY CROPS.
1086
00:46:56,132 --> 00:46:57,392
NO, SIR.
1087
00:46:57,402 --> 00:46:59,362
NO GYPSY MOTHS
HERE, SIR.
1088
00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:01,362
NO, LISTEN,
WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH.
1089
00:47:01,362 --> 00:47:02,752
OUR WINNEBAGO
GOT HIT BY A TRAIN.
1090
00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:04,102
WE HAVE NO STUFF--
1091
00:47:04,102 --> 00:47:06,622
THAT WAS YOU? WHY...
1092
00:47:06,622 --> 00:47:09,882
I CAUGHT WIND OF THAT
ON THE OLD TRANSISTOR.
1093
00:47:09,892 --> 00:47:14,682
IT'S A MIRACLE
YOU KIDS ARE ALIVE.
1094
00:47:14,672 --> 00:47:19,072
SHUCKS, THIS HERE'S A TEST.
1095
00:47:19,072 --> 00:47:21,252
THE LORD BROUGHT YOU HERE,
1096
00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:23,472
AND NOW I...
1097
00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:25,952
AM YOUR SHEPHERD.
1098
00:47:28,302 --> 00:47:30,002
SO, HOW ABOUT
A HOME-COOKED MEAL
1099
00:47:29,992 --> 00:47:31,912
AND A WARM PLACE TO SLEEP?
1100
00:47:31,912 --> 00:47:33,302
SOUNDS GREAT.
1101
00:47:33,302 --> 00:47:35,522
YOU'LL BE BUNKIN' IN
WITH THE COWS TONIGHT.
1102
00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,572
HOPE YOU'RE NOT
LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
1103
00:47:37,572 --> 00:47:39,092
ALL I ASK
1104
00:47:39,092 --> 00:47:42,832
IS THAT NO ONE TAINT THE PURITY
OF MY VIRGIN DAUGHTER.
1105
00:47:42,832 --> 00:47:44,182
OH, YEAH. I GET IT.
1106
00:47:44,182 --> 00:47:45,922
IT'S LIKE
THE OLD FARMER'S JOKE.
1107
00:47:45,922 --> 00:47:47,362
YOU KNOW,
"YOU CAN SLEEP IN MY BARN,
1108
00:47:47,362 --> 00:47:49,062
"BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH
1109
00:47:49,062 --> 00:47:52,322
MY GORGEOUS, COCK-HUNGRY
TEENAGE GIRL."
1110
00:47:52,322 --> 00:47:54,322
IT'S NO JOKE, SON.
1111
00:47:54,322 --> 00:47:58,192
IN FACT, IN MY HOUSE,
IT'S THE 11th COMMANDMENT.
1112
00:47:58,202 --> 00:48:03,122
THOU SHALT NOT LIE...
WITH THY FARMER'S OFFSPRING.
1113
00:48:03,112 --> 00:48:04,592
[ COCKS GUN ]
1114
00:48:04,592 --> 00:48:05,902
UNLESS THOU WISH
THE WRATH
1115
00:48:05,902 --> 00:48:09,862
OF THY FARMER'S BOOM-STICK.
1116
00:48:09,862 --> 00:48:10,952
GOT IT?
1117
00:48:10,952 --> 00:48:13,132
YES, SIR.
1118
00:48:15,002 --> 00:48:17,872
WHO'S HUNGRY?
1119
00:48:17,872 --> 00:48:21,572
♪ ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS
1120
00:48:21,572 --> 00:48:26,232
♪ MARCHING AS TO WAR
1121
00:48:26,222 --> 00:48:29,832
OH, A TRAIN ACCIDENT.
1122
00:48:29,842 --> 00:48:31,672
YOU POOR SOULS.
1123
00:48:31,662 --> 00:48:34,012
PRAISE THE LORD
YOU'RE ALL OKAY.
1124
00:48:34,022 --> 00:48:37,072
EVERYTHING LOOKS
WONDERFUL, MRS...
1125
00:48:37,062 --> 00:48:40,672
MY NAME'S LIBBY,
AND THIS IS JOSEPH.
1126
00:48:40,672 --> 00:48:41,802
HOW DO?
1127
00:48:41,812 --> 00:48:44,252
AND JOSEPHINE WILL
BE DOWN IN A MOMENT.
1128
00:48:44,242 --> 00:48:47,072
JOSEPHINE!
1129
00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,902
HEY, DUDE.
1130
00:48:48,902 --> 00:48:50,422
HOW HOT DO YOU THINK
THIS GIRL IS?
1131
00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:51,902
DUDE,
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
1132
00:48:51,902 --> 00:48:54,162
THESE PEOPLE ARE HIDEOUS.
SHE PROBABLY HAS NO TEETH.
1133
00:49:06,962 --> 00:49:08,092
AH, JOSEPHINE.
1134
00:49:08,092 --> 00:49:11,442
YOU FINALLY DECIDED
TO JOIN US.
1135
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:14,752
HI.
1136
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,412
GOD HELP US.
1137
00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:18,762
OH, HI, SWEETIE.
1138
00:49:18,762 --> 00:49:20,812
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
1139
00:49:20,802 --> 00:49:24,152
OH, HAVE YOU MET
THE BOYS?
1140
00:49:25,812 --> 00:49:26,772
HI.
1141
00:49:26,762 --> 00:49:27,892
HI.
HI.
1142
00:49:33,252 --> 00:49:34,992
JOSEPH:
SO, YOUNG MAN,
1143
00:49:34,992 --> 00:49:36,862
YOU MENTIONED
YOU HAD A...
1144
00:49:36,862 --> 00:49:40,262
A JOKE BACK THERE
IN THE CORNFIELD, HUH?
1145
00:49:40,262 --> 00:49:43,002
UH, YEAH. IT'S A DOOZY.
1146
00:49:44,872 --> 00:49:47,532
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1147
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:52,962
WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME?
I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL.
1148
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:03,232
OH, DEAR, SHE DOES THIS
EVERY TIME WE HAVE GUESTS.
1149
00:50:03,232 --> 00:50:07,232
POOR GIRL'S
JUST SO DARN SHY.
1150
00:50:07,242 --> 00:50:09,722
JOSEPH:
SO, YOU THERE.
1151
00:50:09,722 --> 00:50:10,982
YEAH, YOU.
1152
00:50:10,982 --> 00:50:12,552
MAKE US LAUGH.
1153
00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:14,942
UH, YEAH, THE, UH...
1154
00:50:14,942 --> 00:50:18,682
FARMER'S DAUGHTER GAG.
UM, SURE, WHAT THE HELL?
1155
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,212
TYLER, I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
1156
00:50:21,212 --> 00:50:22,472
TYLER: SO THERE'S
THESE THREE GUYS
1157
00:50:22,472 --> 00:50:23,992
THAT BAGGED
THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER.
1158
00:50:23,992 --> 00:50:26,082
OH.
1159
00:50:26,082 --> 00:50:28,432
OF COURSE, UH,
THE OLD MAN FINDS OUT,
1160
00:50:28,432 --> 00:50:30,042
AND GOES
AND GRABS A SHOTGUN
1161
00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:31,652
MUCH LIKE YOURS--
1162
00:50:31,652 --> 00:50:35,182
YOU KNOW, TYLER,
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T.
1163
00:50:35,182 --> 00:50:36,882
UH, SO HE EXPLAINS
THEIR PUNISHMENT TO THEM,
1164
00:50:36,882 --> 00:50:38,882
THAT THEY HAVE TO GO
TO THE ORCHARD
1165
00:50:38,882 --> 00:50:41,622
AND FIND
THEIR FAVOURITE FRUIT,
1166
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,412
AND ANYHOW, THE GUYS
THINK THEY GET OFF EASY,
1167
00:50:43,412 --> 00:50:44,852
SO THEY GO, AND THEY GET
THEIR FRUIT OF CHOICE...
1168
00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:45,972
[ UNZIPPING ]
1169
00:50:45,972 --> 00:50:47,152
OH, OH, GOD.
1170
00:50:47,152 --> 00:50:49,542
ARE YOU OKAY?
UH, YEAH.
1171
00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:51,022
DO YOU HEAR THAT,
JOSEPH?
1172
00:50:51,022 --> 00:50:52,892
THIS DARLING YOUNG MAN
1173
00:50:52,892 --> 00:50:56,162
HAS VOLUNTEERED
TO SAY GRACE.
1174
00:50:56,162 --> 00:50:58,032
GO AHEAD, SON.
1175
00:50:58,032 --> 00:51:01,252
UH... UH...
1176
00:51:01,252 --> 00:51:02,562
UH, DEAR LORD...
1177
00:51:02,552 --> 00:51:07,382
THANK YOU
FOR GIVING US SUCH A...
1178
00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:10,442
SUCCULENT MEAL,
1179
00:51:10,432 --> 00:51:12,392
AND BLESS US,
1180
00:51:12,392 --> 00:51:13,962
AND PLEASE FORGIVE US
1181
00:51:13,962 --> 00:51:15,702
FOR ANYTHING
THAT WE'VE DONE
1182
00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:19,402
OR ARE...
ARE DOING RIGHT NOW,
1183
00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:21,452
AND DON'T...
DON'T STOP LOVING US.
1184
00:51:21,442 --> 00:51:22,442
DON'T STOP, BABY.
1185
00:51:22,442 --> 00:51:25,702
PLEASE, DON'T STOP, OH...
1186
00:51:25,712 --> 00:51:27,632
AND, UH...
1187
00:51:27,622 --> 00:51:31,152
AND LET US
JUST SWALLOW OUR SINS
1188
00:51:31,152 --> 00:51:32,632
AND...
1189
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,332
OH...
1190
00:51:34,332 --> 00:51:35,852
OH, CHRIST.
1191
00:51:37,422 --> 00:51:38,772
OH, CHRIST...
1192
00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:40,632
[ MOANS ]
1193
00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:44,822
PRAISE JESUS.
1194
00:51:44,812 --> 00:51:46,032
LIBBY: PRAISE JESUS.
1195
00:51:46,032 --> 00:51:47,682
JOSEPH: PRAISE JESUS.
FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT?
1196
00:51:47,692 --> 00:51:50,392
WHEN A GOOD PRAYER
LEAVES YOU DRAINED?
1197
00:51:52,472 --> 00:51:54,122
OKAY, LET'S EAT!
1198
00:51:54,132 --> 00:51:56,222
PASS THE MEAT.
1199
00:51:56,222 --> 00:52:00,272
[ MOANS ]
1200
00:52:00,262 --> 00:52:04,572
SO THEN--
1201
00:52:04,572 --> 00:52:06,702
WHEREABOUTS
DID YOU KIDS GROW UP?
1202
00:52:06,712 --> 00:52:08,152
OH, MY GOD.
1203
00:52:08,142 --> 00:52:12,102
JILL...
1204
00:52:12,102 --> 00:52:13,102
ARE YOU OKAY?
1205
00:52:13,102 --> 00:52:14,672
HMM? MM-HMM. MM.
1206
00:52:14,672 --> 00:52:15,282
OH.
1207
00:52:15,282 --> 00:52:17,632
OH... OH, GOD.
1208
00:52:17,632 --> 00:52:19,632
JOSEPH,
SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON.
1209
00:52:19,632 --> 00:52:21,152
OH!
1210
00:52:21,162 --> 00:52:23,472
WAIT A SECOND.
1211
00:52:23,462 --> 00:52:24,642
I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE.
1212
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,212
OH...
1213
00:52:28,422 --> 00:52:29,812
OH, OH...
1214
00:52:29,822 --> 00:52:30,872
FUCK YOU!
1215
00:52:30,862 --> 00:52:32,732
LIBBY,
CALL THE EXORCIST.
1216
00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,382
THESE KIDS ARE POSSESSED...
1217
00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:35,652
AND GET MY GUN!
1218
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,002
NO, NO, NO, SIR,
I ASSURE YOU--
1219
00:52:38,002 --> 00:52:40,832
OH, SHIT!
1220
00:52:40,832 --> 00:52:43,362
NOW, THAT'S IT. EVERYBODY OUT!
OUT, OUT!
1221
00:52:48,102 --> 00:52:50,012
AND TAKE LUCIFER
WITH YOU!
1222
00:52:50,012 --> 00:52:51,322
[ GUNSHOT ]
1223
00:52:51,322 --> 00:52:52,372
[ SCREAMS ]
1224
00:52:52,362 --> 00:52:55,622
THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!
1225
00:52:55,622 --> 00:52:58,542
THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!
1226
00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:02,332
♪ AS YOU COME DOWN
1227
00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:07,292
♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO
1228
00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,942
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
1229
00:53:18,172 --> 00:53:19,482
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
1230
00:53:19,472 --> 00:53:20,692
OH, I'LL GET THAT,
BABE.
1231
00:53:20,692 --> 00:53:22,172
THANKS, HONEY.
1232
00:53:25,392 --> 00:53:26,392
HELLO?
1233
00:53:26,392 --> 00:53:29,392
JERRY. YEAH, IT'S EMILE.
1234
00:53:29,402 --> 00:53:31,232
OH, HEY, EMILE.
IT'S EMILE, BABE.
1235
00:53:31,232 --> 00:53:32,882
RIGHT ON.
1236
00:53:32,882 --> 00:53:34,062
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
1237
00:53:34,052 --> 00:53:35,362
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
1238
00:53:35,362 --> 00:53:37,322
IS NICK GOING TO
MAKE IT TO TORONTO?
1239
00:53:37,322 --> 00:53:40,322
NO. NO, HE'S NOT.
1240
00:53:40,322 --> 00:53:43,282
OH, RIGHT ON, BUDDY.
THAT IS SUCH GREAT NEWS.
1241
00:53:43,282 --> 00:53:44,632
THANK YOU, EMILE.
1242
00:53:44,632 --> 00:53:46,022
I KNEW WE COULD
COUNT ON YOU, MAN.
1243
00:53:46,022 --> 00:53:48,112
BYE.
1244
00:53:48,112 --> 00:53:49,682
♪ I'M NOT READY TO GO
1245
00:53:49,682 --> 00:53:51,512
♪ I'M NOT READY...
1246
00:53:51,512 --> 00:53:53,952
I TOLD YOU HE WAS
THE BEST, BABE.
1247
00:53:56,342 --> 00:53:58,172
SO COOL.
1248
00:54:00,602 --> 00:54:01,992
ONE DRINK EACH, GUYS.
1249
00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:03,472
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO BOOZE IT.
1250
00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:05,992
NICK, AFTER ALL OF THIS,
WE CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO BOOZE IT.
1251
00:54:06,002 --> 00:54:09,312
[ BAND PLAYS
"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" ]
1252
00:54:09,312 --> 00:54:13,182
♪ I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT
I'M FEELING ALL RIGHT ♪
1253
00:54:13,182 --> 00:54:15,922
♪ I'M GONNA
LET IT ALL HANG OUT ♪
1254
00:54:15,922 --> 00:54:16,922
♪ I WANT TO MAKE...
1255
00:54:16,922 --> 00:54:18,752
YOU SUCK ASS, BUDDY!
1256
00:54:18,752 --> 00:54:21,492
♪ REALLY RAISE MY VOICE
1257
00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,672
♪ I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT
1258
00:54:22,672 --> 00:54:25,412
ROCK AND ROLL!
1259
00:54:25,412 --> 00:54:29,982
♪ NO INHIBITIONS
1260
00:54:29,982 --> 00:54:31,202
DUDE, I'M SAVING
YOUR LIFE.
1261
00:54:31,202 --> 00:54:32,202
BEAT IT.
1262
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,252
GET OUT OF HERE.
1263
00:54:35,252 --> 00:54:36,512
NOW, REMEMBER, FOLKS,
1264
00:54:36,512 --> 00:54:38,342
THE DRUNKER YOU GET,
THE BETTER THEY SOUND.
1265
00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:41,342
300 BUCKS IS STILL
UP FOR GRABS,
1266
00:54:41,342 --> 00:54:44,262
SO KEEP DRINKING
THAT LIQUID COURAGE,
1267
00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:46,252
BECAUSE WE NEED
ANOTHER SUCKER ON STAGE.
1268
00:54:46,262 --> 00:54:48,222
[ PLAYING "WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN LATELY" ]
1269
00:54:48,222 --> 00:54:50,222
OOH, I SEE A TABLE.
1270
00:54:54,702 --> 00:54:57,272
COUGAR ALERT.
AVERT YOUR EYES.
1271
00:54:57,272 --> 00:54:58,532
AND LOSE
THIS OPPORTUNITY?
1272
00:54:58,532 --> 00:55:00,232
FUCK THAT.
1273
00:55:00,232 --> 00:55:02,192
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN, LADIES?
1274
00:55:02,192 --> 00:55:03,372
YOU GUYS
GOING TO SING A DUET?
1275
00:55:03,362 --> 00:55:05,492
MM-MM. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1276
00:55:05,492 --> 00:55:06,842
SASHA'S GOING UP
BY HERSELF.
1277
00:55:06,842 --> 00:55:09,712
YEAH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER,
YOU FREAKING LUSH.
1278
00:55:09,712 --> 00:55:12,542
SASHA, I WANT TO SLEEP
IN A BED TONIGHT,
1279
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:15,282
AND I WANT A PROPER SHOWER,
1280
00:55:15,292 --> 00:55:17,342
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WITH THE TALENT.
1281
00:55:17,332 --> 00:55:20,332
NOW, GO UP THERE AND...
1282
00:55:20,332 --> 00:55:21,202
AND MAKE US SOME MONEY.
1283
00:55:21,202 --> 00:55:22,682
COME ON.
1284
00:55:22,682 --> 00:55:24,512
YEAH. GO FOR IT.
1285
00:55:24,512 --> 00:55:25,772
HEY, I'LL EVEN BUY YOU A SHOT.
1286
00:55:25,772 --> 00:55:29,562
A SHOT. HMM.
1287
00:55:33,222 --> 00:55:35,742
KUNG FU. REALLY?
1288
00:55:35,742 --> 00:55:36,792
BLACK BELT?
1289
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:37,792
NATURALLY.
1290
00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:40,712
IMPRESSIVE...
1291
00:55:40,702 --> 00:55:42,182
BUT THE QUESTION IS,
JUNIOR,
1292
00:55:42,182 --> 00:55:45,012
DO YOU HAVE YOUR BROWN BELT?
1293
00:55:45,012 --> 00:55:46,322
AH.
1294
00:55:46,322 --> 00:55:48,712
THE BROWN BELT.
1295
00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:52,062
ASHAMED AS I AM TO ADMIT IT,
UH, I DON'T.
1296
00:55:52,062 --> 00:55:53,982
IN FACT,
1297
00:55:53,982 --> 00:55:55,592
MY FRIEND AND I
WERE HOPING
1298
00:55:55,592 --> 00:55:58,902
TO EARN SUCH A BELT
HERE TONIGHT.
1299
00:55:58,892 --> 00:56:04,372
OH, WELL...
PERHAPS THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
1300
00:56:04,382 --> 00:56:06,562
YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT
REALLY TIGHT, GENTLEMEN,
1301
00:56:06,552 --> 00:56:09,032
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PEE.
1302
00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,962
TIGHT.
1303
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,602
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ABOUT?
1304
00:56:14,612 --> 00:56:16,002
WHAT WERE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1305
00:56:16,002 --> 00:56:17,522
WHAT'S WITH THE WHOLE
BROWN BELT STUFF?
1306
00:56:17,522 --> 00:56:21,132
DIME, LET ME
EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.
1307
00:56:21,132 --> 00:56:23,182
THE HUMAN FEMALE
HAS UP TO THREE OPENINGS
1308
00:56:23,182 --> 00:56:25,142
THAT CAN BE USED
FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE.
1309
00:56:25,142 --> 00:56:27,492
TO DATE,
WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH TWO.
1310
00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:30,362
THAT'S WHERE
THE COUGARS COME IN.
1311
00:56:30,362 --> 00:56:32,622
OH, THAT...
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1312
00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,622
THAT'S...
1313
00:56:34,632 --> 00:56:36,762
WELL, I NEED A BEER.
1314
00:56:36,762 --> 00:56:38,152
[ SONG ENDS ]
1315
00:56:41,112 --> 00:56:43,552
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
1316
00:56:43,552 --> 00:56:45,552
WHO'S TANKING NEXT?
1317
00:56:45,552 --> 00:56:48,162
RIGHT HERE, GUYS.
SHE WANTS TO.
1318
00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:49,382
WHOO!
1319
00:56:49,382 --> 00:56:50,822
GIVE HER SOME
ENCOURAGEMENT.
1320
00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:54,262
COME ON. MAKE ME PROUD.
MAKE ME PROUD.
1321
00:56:56,392 --> 00:56:58,832
WHOO-HOO!
1322
00:56:58,822 --> 00:57:00,872
YEAH!
1323
00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:07,962
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
1324
00:57:07,962 --> 00:57:09,662
YOU FIRST, PORKY.
1325
00:57:09,662 --> 00:57:11,402
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHUT UP!
1326
00:57:11,402 --> 00:57:12,752
SHUT UP!
1327
00:57:12,752 --> 00:57:14,452
OKAY, THIS IS...
1328
00:57:14,452 --> 00:57:20,762
UH, THIS IS FOR ALL THE ASSHOLES
OUT THERE.
1329
00:57:20,762 --> 00:57:25,422
♪ PRISONER OF YOUR LOVE
1330
00:57:25,422 --> 00:57:33,122
♪ ENTANGLED IN YOUR WEB
HOT WHISPERS IN THE NIGHT ♪
1331
00:57:33,122 --> 00:57:36,302
♪ I'M CAPTURED BY YOUR SPELL
1332
00:57:43,392 --> 00:57:46,572
♪ OH, YES, I'M TOUCHED
BY YOUR SHOW OF EMOTION ♪
1333
00:57:46,572 --> 00:57:50,402
♪ SHOULD I BE FRACTURED
BY YOUR LACK OF DEVOTION? ♪
1334
00:57:50,402 --> 00:57:51,182
♪ SHOULD I?
1335
00:57:51,182 --> 00:57:54,492
WHOO! HA, HA.
1336
00:57:54,492 --> 00:57:57,232
♪ SHOULD I?
1337
00:57:57,232 --> 00:58:00,062
♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME
1338
00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:03,892
♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE
1339
00:58:03,892 --> 00:58:06,242
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE NO USE
1340
00:58:06,242 --> 00:58:07,892
♪ FOR WHAT YOU LOOSELY CALL
THE TRUTH ♪
1341
00:58:07,892 --> 00:58:10,112
♪ AND YOU'D BETTER
BE GOOD TO ME ♪
1342
00:58:13,902 --> 00:58:19,862
♪ I THINK IT'S ALSO RIGHT
THAT WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT ♪
1343
00:58:19,862 --> 00:58:27,482
♪ WHEN WE STAND FACE TO FACE
AND YOU PRESENT YOUR CASE ♪
1344
00:58:27,482 --> 00:58:30,882
♪ AND I KNOW YOU KEEP TELLING ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪
1345
00:58:30,872 --> 00:58:34,792
NOT BAD
FOR A NEWFIE, HUH?
1346
00:58:34,792 --> 00:58:36,142
♪ BUT DID YOU THINK
1347
00:58:36,142 --> 00:58:38,402
♪ I'D JUST ACCEPT YOU
IN BLIND FAITH ♪
1348
00:58:38,402 --> 00:58:41,662
♪ OH, SURE, BABY
ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU ♪
1349
00:58:41,672 --> 00:58:44,022
♪ AND YOU'D BETTER
BE GOOD TO ME ♪
1350
00:58:44,022 --> 00:58:48,072
♪ THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE
1351
00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:52,722
♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME
FOR YOUR OVERLOADED LINES ♪
1352
00:58:52,722 --> 00:58:54,592
♪ YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD TO ME
1353
00:58:56,332 --> 00:59:00,332
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1354
00:59:00,342 --> 00:59:02,862
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1355
00:59:02,862 --> 00:59:06,782
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1356
00:59:06,782 --> 00:59:11,832
♪ BE GOOD TO ME
1357
00:59:11,832 --> 00:59:14,272
♪ YEAH ♪
1358
00:59:14,262 --> 00:59:17,442
YEAH!
1359
00:59:17,442 --> 00:59:20,272
YES! WHOO!
1360
00:59:20,272 --> 00:59:22,102
YEAH!
1361
00:59:22,102 --> 00:59:23,192
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS,
1362
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:24,932
BUT I THINK
WE JUST FOUND OUR WINNER!
1363
00:59:24,932 --> 00:59:26,632
YEAH!
1364
00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,452
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
1365
00:59:30,452 --> 00:59:31,802
NOT SO FAST, BOYS.
1366
00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,372
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
1367
00:59:33,372 --> 00:59:35,112
WHOO!
1368
00:59:36,682 --> 00:59:40,382
OH, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL TALENT.
1369
00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:44,162
YEAH! WHOO!
1370
00:59:44,162 --> 00:59:45,642
FIRST PRIZE.
1371
00:59:45,642 --> 00:59:47,732
SECOND PRIZE.
1372
00:59:47,732 --> 00:59:50,432
YAY, SASH!
1373
00:59:52,262 --> 00:59:53,522
YES!
1374
01:00:02,752 --> 01:00:05,622
ENOUGH FOR TWO HOTEL ROOMS
AND BREAKFAST.
1375
01:00:05,622 --> 01:00:07,932
NOT BAD
FOR SECOND PLACE.
1376
01:00:07,932 --> 01:00:09,892
HEY, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.
1377
01:00:09,882 --> 01:00:11,192
HEY, YOU CREEP.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM US.
1378
01:00:11,192 --> 01:00:12,242
BUT HOW DID YOU
GET OUT--
1379
01:00:12,232 --> 01:00:13,452
SORRY, PAL.
1380
01:00:13,452 --> 01:00:14,762
THIS BOY BELONGS TO US.
1381
01:00:14,762 --> 01:00:15,892
YOU, LET'S GO.
1382
01:00:22,332 --> 01:00:24,992
COME ON, SLICK.
LET'S GET COMFORTABLE.
1383
01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:27,602
OKAY,
BUT I'M NO CHEAP WHORE.
1384
01:00:27,602 --> 01:00:29,342
YOU'RE BUYING ME
BREAKFAST.
1385
01:00:29,342 --> 01:00:33,432
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
1386
01:00:33,432 --> 01:00:35,742
JILL?
1387
01:00:35,742 --> 01:00:38,222
JILL, OPEN UP.
1388
01:00:43,442 --> 01:00:45,362
I GUESS IT'S ME AND YOU.
1389
01:00:50,452 --> 01:00:53,322
I HAVE BEEN DREAMING
ABOUT THIS
1390
01:00:53,322 --> 01:00:55,372
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1391
01:00:55,362 --> 01:00:57,752
OH, I BET YOU HAVE.
1392
01:00:57,762 --> 01:00:59,762
OOH, OUCH!
1393
01:00:59,762 --> 01:01:02,502
AH.
1394
01:01:02,502 --> 01:01:04,722
YEAH, COME ON.
GET THEM OFF.
1395
01:01:04,722 --> 01:01:06,682
HOLA!
1396
01:01:08,732 --> 01:01:11,652
HERE WE GO.
1397
01:01:11,642 --> 01:01:13,422
WHAT ARE THOSE FOR?
1398
01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:17,042
OH, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE,
LITTLE MAN. HMM?
1399
01:01:18,912 --> 01:01:20,092
I REALLY WANTED TO.
1400
01:01:20,082 --> 01:01:21,472
YEAH, WELL, SO DID I,
1401
01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:24,092
BUT WE CAN WAIT
FOR ANOTHER TIME.
1402
01:01:24,092 --> 01:01:26,662
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
1403
01:01:26,662 --> 01:01:28,442
KISS ME.
1404
01:01:28,442 --> 01:01:29,702
ARE YOU SURE,
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE
1405
01:01:29,702 --> 01:01:31,482
YOU'RE KIND OF
ABOUT TO RELEASE.
1406
01:01:31,492 --> 01:01:32,802
JUST KISS ME.
1407
01:01:36,412 --> 01:01:37,282
I CAN'T.
1408
01:01:37,282 --> 01:01:38,762
[ VOMITING ]
1409
01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:41,112
OH, GOD.
1410
01:01:41,112 --> 01:01:43,112
SHH. OKAY, UH--
1411
01:01:50,592 --> 01:01:53,902
YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT.
1412
01:01:55,692 --> 01:02:00,002
THAT GIRL ON STAGE,
WHO IS SHE?
1413
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:05,522
DID YOU LIKE HER?
1414
01:02:09,702 --> 01:02:11,012
YOU TAKE THE BED.
I'M GOING TO--
1415
01:02:11,012 --> 01:02:13,532
WE PAID GOOD MONEY
FOR THIS BED,
1416
01:02:13,532 --> 01:02:19,322
AND I DEMAND
THAT WE ENJOY IT.
1417
01:02:19,322 --> 01:02:23,062
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
WE SHARE?
1418
01:02:23,062 --> 01:02:26,852
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
GET ANY IDEAS.
1419
01:02:28,632 --> 01:02:30,682
I DON'T GET IDEAS.
1420
01:03:06,892 --> 01:03:09,412
NICE AND TIGHT...
1421
01:03:09,412 --> 01:03:10,242
AROUND THE HORN...
1422
01:03:10,242 --> 01:03:12,202
YEE HAW!
1423
01:03:16,332 --> 01:03:17,772
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?
1424
01:03:17,772 --> 01:03:19,642
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EARN
MY BROWN BELT THIS WAY?
1425
01:03:19,642 --> 01:03:25,122
OH, YOU WILL, BIG BOY.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
1426
01:03:25,122 --> 01:03:26,952
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING
BACK THERE,
1427
01:03:26,952 --> 01:03:29,342
JUST BE CAREFUL,
BECAUSE I BRUISE EASY.
1428
01:03:32,132 --> 01:03:33,222
WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLAIRE?
1429
01:03:33,222 --> 01:03:34,792
SHOULD WE USE
THE BABY CARROT
1430
01:03:34,782 --> 01:03:36,482
OR THE EXCALIBUR?
1431
01:03:36,482 --> 01:03:38,662
BABY CARROT. BABY CARROT.
1432
01:03:38,662 --> 01:03:41,492
GOSH, HONEY,
1433
01:03:41,492 --> 01:03:44,022
IT LOOKS LIKE WE LEFT
CARROT AT HOME.
1434
01:03:44,932 --> 01:03:47,802
TOO BAD.
SO VERY, VERY SAD.
1435
01:03:47,802 --> 01:03:51,592
LOAD ME UP.
1436
01:03:53,802 --> 01:03:55,502
OH, DEAR LORD.
1437
01:04:00,332 --> 01:04:02,682
THAT WAS--
1438
01:04:02,682 --> 01:04:04,292
YEAH.
1439
01:04:05,902 --> 01:04:10,252
[ TYLER SCREAMING ]
1440
01:04:10,252 --> 01:04:12,862
[ TYLER MOANING,
BED BANGING ]
1441
01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:17,742
SOUNDS LIKE
WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES
1442
01:04:17,742 --> 01:04:18,832
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
1443
01:04:18,832 --> 01:04:20,832
YEAH.
1444
01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:26,882
TYLER:
THIS IS GREAT. OH!
1445
01:04:46,992 --> 01:04:49,952
COUGARS?
1446
01:04:49,952 --> 01:04:53,042
HELLO?
1447
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:55,652
HELP?
1448
01:04:55,652 --> 01:04:57,352
HELP.
1449
01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:58,442
HELP!
1450
01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:05,742
TYLER:
HELP! HELP!
1451
01:05:05,742 --> 01:05:07,832
SOMEBODY!
1452
01:05:07,832 --> 01:05:10,272
HELP!
1453
01:05:10,272 --> 01:05:12,452
TYLER.
1454
01:05:12,452 --> 01:05:13,672
OH, MY GOD.
1455
01:05:13,672 --> 01:05:14,672
OH, MY GOD.
1456
01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:16,852
OH, DUDE.
1457
01:05:18,712 --> 01:05:20,492
OH, MY GOD.
1458
01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:22,152
YOUR PLACE IS WAY BIGGER
THAN OURS.
1459
01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,332
COULD SOMEBODY
1460
01:05:23,332 --> 01:05:24,462
JUST GIVE ME
A HAND, PLEASE?
1461
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:27,332
DOES YOUR NEW FRIEND
HAVE A NAME?
1462
01:05:27,332 --> 01:05:28,462
YOU GOT HICKEYS.
1463
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,332
NO, IT'S JUST A RASH.
1464
01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,172
DUDE, YOU NAILED SASHA.
1465
01:05:34,162 --> 01:05:34,992
YOU NAILED MY SASHA?
1466
01:05:34,992 --> 01:05:35,992
I DIDN'T NAIL ANYBODY.
1467
01:05:35,992 --> 01:05:37,042
HEY. NICK, COME HERE.
1468
01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:38,222
WHAT? NICK, SOME
DETAILS, BUDDY.
1469
01:05:38,212 --> 01:05:39,912
I KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE GOING TO HOOK UP.
1470
01:05:39,912 --> 01:05:40,962
GIVE US THE JUICE,
MY FRIEND.
1471
01:05:40,952 --> 01:05:42,302
GIVE US THE JUICE.
1472
01:05:42,302 --> 01:05:44,002
NICK, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
1473
01:05:44,002 --> 01:05:47,872
GUYS? OKAY, COME AND UNTIE ME.
1474
01:05:47,872 --> 01:05:51,132
COME AND UNTIE ME, PLEASE.
SOMEBODY!
1475
01:05:51,142 --> 01:05:53,362
GUYS!
1476
01:05:53,362 --> 01:05:55,192
[ ♪♪♪ ]
1477
01:05:57,362 --> 01:05:58,492
COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
1478
01:05:58,492 --> 01:05:59,492
HURRY!
1479
01:05:59,492 --> 01:06:01,062
TYLER: I'M COMING!
1480
01:06:01,062 --> 01:06:02,672
SHUT UP! I'M A LITTLE SORE.
DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD!
1481
01:06:02,672 --> 01:06:04,932
YEAH, TYLER. COME ON,
SHAKE YOUR ASS!
1482
01:06:04,932 --> 01:06:06,282
FUCK YOU GUYS!
1483
01:06:10,422 --> 01:06:11,512
HEY.
1484
01:06:11,512 --> 01:06:14,122
YOU KIDS CAN'T BE IN HERE.
1485
01:06:14,122 --> 01:06:17,172
RELAX, OLD MAN,
1486
01:06:17,162 --> 01:06:18,902
WE COME BEARING GIFTS.
1487
01:06:22,132 --> 01:06:24,702
YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT ME UP
WITH A LOUSY MICKEY OF BOOZE?
1488
01:06:29,182 --> 01:06:30,222
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1489
01:06:30,222 --> 01:06:32,352
WHAT? IT'S MY
PERSONAL STASH.
1490
01:06:32,352 --> 01:06:33,222
DUDE.
1491
01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:35,962
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
1492
01:06:35,972 --> 01:06:38,632
HEY, THIS TRAIN GOES
THROUGH TORONTO, RIGHT?
1493
01:06:38,622 --> 01:06:40,972
TORONTO, YES?
1494
01:06:40,972 --> 01:06:43,192
OF COURSE IT DOES.
1495
01:06:59,212 --> 01:07:01,172
HEY, UH, MIND IF I
HAVE A LITTLE HIT?
1496
01:07:01,162 --> 01:07:03,732
BEAT IT.
1497
01:07:12,742 --> 01:07:14,742
HEY.
1498
01:07:16,962 --> 01:07:18,272
SO, DID YOU WANT TO--
1499
01:07:18,272 --> 01:07:20,662
I'LL PASS.
1500
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:21,882
OH, COME ON, NICK.
1501
01:07:21,882 --> 01:07:24,842
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
TURNING THIS DOWN, RIGHT?
1502
01:07:24,842 --> 01:07:27,452
SASHA, I MADE A MISTAKE.
1503
01:07:27,452 --> 01:07:31,192
YOU HAD SEX WITH ME
BY MISTAKE?
1504
01:07:31,192 --> 01:07:33,712
WHAT, DID YOU SLIP
AND FALL AND ACCIDENTALLY--
1505
01:07:33,722 --> 01:07:35,462
WE WERE DRUNK.
1506
01:07:35,462 --> 01:07:36,852
WE HAD
A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
1507
01:07:36,852 --> 01:07:38,902
IT WAS GOOD,
BUT THAT'S IT.
1508
01:07:38,902 --> 01:07:42,032
IT WASN'T THAT GOOD,
SO DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
1509
01:07:42,032 --> 01:07:44,162
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING
TO LAW SCHOOL.
1510
01:07:44,162 --> 01:07:47,552
I... I HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
1511
01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:50,822
TRISH. I KNOW.
1512
01:07:50,822 --> 01:07:54,352
AND I'M GOING TO GO TO TORONTO
AND SEE HER AND...
1513
01:07:54,352 --> 01:07:55,872
AND PROPOSE.
1514
01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,572
I'M, UH...
1515
01:08:00,572 --> 01:08:03,702
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
TO MARRY ME.
1516
01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:04,972
IT'S FAKE.
1517
01:08:07,582 --> 01:08:09,842
I KNOW. IT'S TEMPORARY.
1518
01:08:09,842 --> 01:08:13,542
KIND OF LIKE ME.
1519
01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:15,372
YEAH.
1520
01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:26,562
♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪
1521
01:08:26,552 --> 01:08:28,202
♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
1522
01:08:28,212 --> 01:08:31,392
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN
1523
01:08:31,392 --> 01:08:34,052
♪ YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO KNOWS THAT ♪
1524
01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:38,222
♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ALL RIGHT ♪
1525
01:08:38,222 --> 01:08:40,142
♪ BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
1526
01:08:40,132 --> 01:08:45,142
♪ I KNOW
YOU'RE WONDERING WHEN... ♪
1527
01:08:45,142 --> 01:08:47,362
WE'RE HERE.
1528
01:08:47,362 --> 01:08:49,712
GUYS, WAKE UP! WE'RE HERE.
1529
01:08:49,712 --> 01:08:52,282
WE MADE IT.
1530
01:08:52,282 --> 01:08:54,412
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT.
1531
01:08:54,412 --> 01:08:56,112
WE GOT HERE
WITH EIGHT HOURS TO SPARE.
1532
01:08:56,112 --> 01:08:57,892
NICK...
1533
01:08:57,892 --> 01:08:59,412
GUYS,
ABOUT FIVE DAYS AGO,
1534
01:08:59,412 --> 01:09:00,802
TORONTO WAS A FARAWAY DREAM,
GUYS.
1535
01:09:00,812 --> 01:09:01,862
NICK.
WHAT?
1536
01:09:04,902 --> 01:09:06,252
NO.
1537
01:09:06,252 --> 01:09:07,562
NO!
1538
01:09:07,552 --> 01:09:09,732
NO, YOU TOLD ME
WE WERE STOPPING IN TORONTO.
1539
01:09:09,732 --> 01:09:12,122
YOU SAID "THROUGH TORONTO."
1540
01:09:12,122 --> 01:09:14,562
YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT STOPPING.
1541
01:09:14,562 --> 01:09:15,612
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1542
01:09:15,602 --> 01:09:17,432
I GAVE HIM
THE REST OF MY WEED.
1543
01:09:21,092 --> 01:09:24,572
MONTREAL, HUH?
1544
01:09:24,572 --> 01:09:26,492
WELL, I GUESS WE'D BETTER MAKE
THE BEST OF IT.
1545
01:09:26,482 --> 01:09:30,142
[ "SUPER FREAK" PLAYING ]
1546
01:09:40,982 --> 01:09:44,462
♪ SHE'S A VERY KINKY GIRL
1547
01:09:44,462 --> 01:09:48,072
♪ THE KIND YOU DON'T TAKE HOME
TO MOTHER ♪
1548
01:09:48,072 --> 01:09:51,812
♪ SHE WILL
NEVER LET YOUR SPIRITS DOWN ♪
1549
01:09:51,812 --> 01:09:53,592
♪ ONCE YOU GET HER
OFF THE STREET ♪
1550
01:09:53,602 --> 01:09:54,562
♪ OOH
1551
01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:56,342
WHOO!
1552
01:09:56,342 --> 01:09:57,732
ROAST BEEF
AND A SIDE OF TITTIES.
1553
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,472
ARE WE IN HEAVEN OR WHAT?
1554
01:09:59,472 --> 01:10:01,652
♪ SHE SAYS THAT
I'M HER ALL-TIME FAVOURITE ♪
1555
01:10:01,652 --> 01:10:03,482
RELAX, DUDE.
1556
01:10:03,482 --> 01:10:06,352
PROPOSE TOMORROW.
PROPOSE IN THE FALL.
1557
01:10:06,352 --> 01:10:08,142
ALL RIGHT? WHO CARES?
1558
01:10:08,132 --> 01:10:09,572
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT
SASHA'S IN THE PICTURE.
1559
01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:11,402
JUST DROP IT, TYLER.
1560
01:10:11,402 --> 01:10:13,842
♪ THAT GIRL IS REALLY WILD NOW
THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪
1561
01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:15,542
♪ THE KIND OF GIRL
YOU READ ABOUT
1562
01:10:15,532 --> 01:10:17,182
♪ IN NEW WAVE MAGAZINES
1563
01:10:17,192 --> 01:10:21,242
♪ THAT GIRL IS PRETTY KINKY
THE GIRL'S A SUPER FREAK ♪
1564
01:10:21,232 --> 01:10:22,622
DID YOU GET THROUGH?
1565
01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:23,942
YEAH.
1566
01:10:23,932 --> 01:10:25,192
AND?
1567
01:10:25,192 --> 01:10:27,582
AS SOON AS DAD FOUND OUT
I WAS IN A STRIP CLUB,
1568
01:10:27,592 --> 01:10:29,982
HE OFFERED ME
A PLANE TICKET HOME.
1569
01:10:29,982 --> 01:10:32,772
YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME,
ARE YOU, SASHA?
1570
01:10:32,772 --> 01:10:34,642
WHAT ABOUT TORONTO?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MUSIC?
1571
01:10:34,642 --> 01:10:38,822
THIS IS JUST NOT MY SCENE, JILL.
I MEAN--
1572
01:10:38,822 --> 01:10:41,082
PLEASE, SASHA, YOU CAN'T,
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME.
1573
01:10:41,082 --> 01:10:42,212
I NEED YOU.
1574
01:10:42,212 --> 01:10:43,342
FORGET ABOUT NICK.
1575
01:10:43,342 --> 01:10:45,212
JUST DO IT FOR ME.
STAY. DON'T LEAVE.
1576
01:10:45,212 --> 01:10:46,782
DON'T LEAVE, DON'T LEAVE.
PLEASE.
1577
01:10:46,782 --> 01:10:47,742
OKAY.
1578
01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:48,922
I'LL STAY.
1579
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:52,572
♪ SHE'S A SUPER FREAK
SUPER FREAK ♪
1580
01:10:52,572 --> 01:10:56,442
♪ SHE'S A VERY SPECIAL GIRL
1581
01:10:56,442 --> 01:10:58,222
WELL, I'M STILL HUNGRY.
WHO WANTS THIRDS?
1582
01:10:58,232 --> 01:10:59,232
WELL, I'M IN.
1583
01:10:59,232 --> 01:11:01,012
HEY, THERE.
1584
01:11:01,012 --> 01:11:04,362
CAN I INTEREST YOU BOYS
IN A LITTLE... DANCE?
1585
01:11:04,362 --> 01:11:06,712
NOPE.
1586
01:11:06,712 --> 01:11:09,232
WELL, HOW ABOUT A MASSAGE, THEN?
1587
01:11:09,242 --> 01:11:10,372
WE'RE FINE.
1588
01:11:10,372 --> 01:11:11,852
WELL, AT LEAST
BUY A DRINK.
1589
01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:14,162
CAN'T AFFORD IT.
1590
01:11:14,162 --> 01:11:15,422
LOOK, THIS ISN'T A DELI,
YOU KNOW.
1591
01:11:15,422 --> 01:11:18,122
YOU CAN'T JUST COME HERE
AND EAT.
1592
01:11:18,122 --> 01:11:19,342
LOOK, LADY,
1593
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:20,782
UNLESS THOSE ARE
BREASTS OF CHICKEN
1594
01:11:20,772 --> 01:11:21,822
THAT YOU'RE PACKING,
1595
01:11:21,822 --> 01:11:23,432
WE'RE NOT BUYING.
1596
01:11:23,432 --> 01:11:25,082
RIGHT.
1597
01:11:25,082 --> 01:11:27,432
R-ROW!
1598
01:11:27,432 --> 01:11:30,262
OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW.
1599
01:11:30,262 --> 01:11:31,612
HEY.
1600
01:11:31,612 --> 01:11:32,612
THE SIGN SAYS
1601
01:11:32,612 --> 01:11:33,702
"ALL YOU CAN EAT
FOR TWO BUCKS."
1602
01:11:33,702 --> 01:11:35,052
WE PAID IT, ASSHOLE.
1603
01:11:35,052 --> 01:11:36,142
HEY, SHE SAID
I COULD TOUCH HER.
1604
01:11:36,132 --> 01:11:38,662
I HAD PERMISSION,
DAMMIT.
1605
01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:41,452
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LE PAMPLEMOUSSE.
1606
01:11:41,442 --> 01:11:42,882
HEY, THESE GUYS
ARE SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1607
01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:44,322
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
1608
01:11:44,322 --> 01:11:45,972
SWOLLEN'S IN TORONTO
PERFORMING AT THE AWARDS.
1609
01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:47,542
YEAH, OUR SET'S NOT
FOR THREE HOURS, THOUGH.
1610
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:49,982
WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
TO GET A QUICK LAP DANCE
1611
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,282
BEFORE WE HIT THE ROAD.
1612
01:11:51,282 --> 01:11:52,462
THIS GUY FUCKED IT UP,
THOUGH.
1613
01:11:52,462 --> 01:11:53,512
IT WASN'T MY FUCKING FAULT,
MAN.
1614
01:11:53,502 --> 01:11:54,892
TYLER: YOU GUYS
ARE GOING TO T.O.?
1615
01:11:54,892 --> 01:11:56,592
YO, OUR FLIGHT LEAVES
IN, LIKE, AN HOUR.
1616
01:11:56,592 --> 01:11:58,852
WHY, YOU GUYS
NEED A LIFT?
1617
01:12:02,682 --> 01:12:05,292
NICK,
1618
01:12:05,292 --> 01:12:06,772
SWOLLEN MEMBERS
HAVE VIDEO GAMES
1619
01:12:06,772 --> 01:12:08,602
ON THE AIRPLANE.
1620
01:12:08,602 --> 01:12:12,602
OH, PREVAIL.
YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT.
1621
01:12:14,222 --> 01:12:15,612
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE MMVAs.
1622
01:12:15,612 --> 01:12:17,612
WELCOME TO THE MUCH MUSIC
VIDEO AWARDS,
1623
01:12:17,612 --> 01:12:19,662
FEATURING, LIVE,
AVRIL LAVIGNE...
1624
01:12:19,662 --> 01:12:22,582
HEY, THESE ARE LIVE.
AREN'T WE MISSING THEM?
1625
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,312
NO, MAN, RELAX.
IT'S JUST A PRE-GAME.
1626
01:12:24,312 --> 01:12:25,792
WE'LL BE RIGHT ON TIME.
1627
01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:30,882
...FIFI DOBSON, PILATE,
AND SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1628
01:12:30,892 --> 01:12:32,502
IT'S KIND OF FRUSTRATING,
ISN'T IT?
1629
01:12:32,502 --> 01:12:34,112
WHAT IS?
1630
01:12:34,112 --> 01:12:35,722
WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN
ALONE SINCE THE PRAIRIES.
1631
01:12:35,722 --> 01:12:38,382
YEAH, IT SUCKS.
1632
01:12:38,372 --> 01:12:41,592
AND HERE WE ARE
ON A PRIVATE JET,
1633
01:12:41,592 --> 01:12:43,982
A FEW... MILES HIGH.
1634
01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:46,122
YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.
1635
01:12:46,122 --> 01:12:48,122
MILES HIGH.
1636
01:12:48,122 --> 01:12:50,652
OH. OH... OH!
1637
01:12:50,642 --> 01:12:52,692
SHH.
1638
01:12:52,692 --> 01:12:54,392
ALL RIGHT, SO, AS USUAL,
THE PARTY CONTINUES HERE
1639
01:12:54,392 --> 01:12:55,392
AT THE BIG PRE-GAME SHOW,
1640
01:12:55,392 --> 01:12:56,432
AND LOOK AT THIS.
1641
01:12:56,432 --> 01:12:58,172
THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS RED CARPET
1642
01:12:58,172 --> 01:13:00,692
IS ALL THE STARS WHO SHOW UP,
AND HERE'S A FAMOUS ONE,
1643
01:13:00,702 --> 01:13:02,442
RECORD PRODUCER
MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER.
1644
01:13:02,442 --> 01:13:03,442
HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
1645
01:13:03,442 --> 01:13:05,222
OH, SHIT.
IT'S SWACKHAMMER, MAN.
1646
01:13:05,222 --> 01:13:06,482
YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
1647
01:13:06,492 --> 01:13:09,192
EVERYBODY
KNOWS THE SWACK.
1648
01:13:09,182 --> 01:13:10,922
YOU GOT THREE NOMINATIONS
IN THIS YEAR'S AWARD SHOW.
1649
01:13:10,932 --> 01:13:12,372
HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO FARE?
1650
01:13:12,362 --> 01:13:13,582
OH, IT'S HAMMER TIME, BABY.
IT'S HAMMER TIME.
1651
01:13:13,582 --> 01:13:14,622
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND
HERE?
1652
01:13:14,622 --> 01:13:16,012
TRISH?
1653
01:13:16,022 --> 01:13:17,462
WHO'S TRISH?
1654
01:13:17,452 --> 01:13:19,412
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
1655
01:13:19,412 --> 01:13:20,372
ARE YOU SURE?
1656
01:13:20,372 --> 01:13:21,762
OH, YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
1657
01:13:21,762 --> 01:13:23,112
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT,
1658
01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:24,632
ALL RIGHT?
1659
01:13:38,082 --> 01:13:42,302
OKAY, SHH. SHH.
1660
01:13:42,302 --> 01:13:46,042
NO, NO.
1661
01:13:46,052 --> 01:13:47,012
OH, GOD.
1662
01:13:47,002 --> 01:13:47,912
PLEASE, I'M NOT EVEN HERE.
1663
01:13:47,922 --> 01:13:50,362
COME ON, SHH. IT'S OKAY.
1664
01:13:50,362 --> 01:13:53,582
HEY, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1665
01:13:53,582 --> 01:13:55,412
YEAH, YOU GUYS TOO.
1666
01:13:55,402 --> 01:13:56,752
SWOLLEN MEMBERS.
1667
01:13:56,752 --> 01:13:57,842
YEAH.
1668
01:14:00,242 --> 01:14:01,332
UH...
1669
01:14:01,322 --> 01:14:04,022
IT'S, UH, SWEAT.
1670
01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,372
[ CHEERING ]
1671
01:14:12,642 --> 01:14:17,782
♪ ARE YOU AWARE
OF WHAT YOU MAKE ME FEEL? ♪
1672
01:14:17,772 --> 01:14:22,042
♪ BABY, RIGHT NOW
I FEEL INVISIBLE TO YOU ♪
1673
01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:24,432
♪ LIKE I'M NOT REAL
1674
01:14:24,432 --> 01:14:28,912
♪ DIDN'T YOU FEEL ME
LOCK MY ARMS AROUND YOU? ♪
1675
01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:31,102
♪ WHY DID YOU TURN AWAY?
1676
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:35,442
♪ HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
1677
01:14:35,442 --> 01:14:38,102
♪ I WAS LEFT TO CRY THERE
WAITING OUTSIDE THERE ♪
1678
01:14:38,102 --> 01:14:39,492
♪ GRINNING WITH A LOST STARE
1679
01:14:39,492 --> 01:14:40,882
THE ACTION CONTINUES.
SWOLLEN MEMBERS HAVE ARRIVED.
1680
01:14:40,882 --> 01:14:42,142
MOCHA ONLY,
AVRIL JUST GOT ON.
1681
01:14:42,152 --> 01:14:43,462
YOU GUYS ARE NEXT.
1682
01:14:43,452 --> 01:14:44,892
WHATEVER, GEORGE.
1683
01:14:44,892 --> 01:14:46,502
WHOO. I ROCK!
1684
01:14:46,502 --> 01:14:51,292
♪ 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE
WHEN I WAS SCARED... ♪
1685
01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:53,382
♪ I WAS SO ALONE
1686
01:14:53,382 --> 01:14:55,862
♪ YOU
1687
01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:59,562
♪ YOU NEED TO LISTEN
1688
01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:02,352
♪ I'M STARTING TO TRIP
I'M LOSING MY GRIP ♪
1689
01:15:02,342 --> 01:15:03,952
♪ AND I'M IN THIS THING ALONE
1690
01:15:03,952 --> 01:15:05,172
YO.
1691
01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:07,002
WHOO-HOO!
1692
01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:08,262
GOB!
1693
01:15:08,262 --> 01:15:10,392
GOB IS HERE,
AND THEY'RE DRINKING FREE BOOZE.
1694
01:15:10,392 --> 01:15:11,352
ALL RIGHT!
1695
01:15:11,352 --> 01:15:13,142
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?
1696
01:15:13,132 --> 01:15:14,652
UH, IT'S OUR
LITTLE BITCH.
1697
01:15:14,662 --> 01:15:16,752
HE PERFORMS TRICKS
AND SIMPLE ERRANDS.
1698
01:15:16,752 --> 01:15:18,102
YOU WANT TO BORROW HIM?
1699
01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:19,152
SURE.
1700
01:15:19,142 --> 01:15:20,142
BEAT IT.
1701
01:15:20,142 --> 01:15:21,182
EXCUSE ME.
1702
01:15:21,192 --> 01:15:22,452
I'M LOOKING
FOR TRISH ROBINSON.
1703
01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:23,582
SHE'S AN INTERN HERE.
1704
01:15:23,582 --> 01:15:24,582
SHE'S GOT
LONG BLONDE HAIR--
1705
01:15:24,582 --> 01:15:26,322
OH, ROCKET OF AN ASS,
RIGHT?
1706
01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:27,762
YEAH,
SHE'S TOTALLY AROUND.
1707
01:15:27,762 --> 01:15:29,412
YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRY THE OTHER SIDE.
1708
01:15:29,412 --> 01:15:30,462
THANKS.
1709
01:15:30,462 --> 01:15:31,852
HEY, CAN I BUY YOU
A FREE DRINK?
1710
01:15:31,852 --> 01:15:32,942
UH, HONEY,
DON'T YOU THINK
1711
01:15:32,942 --> 01:15:34,382
WE HAVE SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
1712
01:15:34,372 --> 01:15:35,372
TO ATTEND TO?
1713
01:15:35,372 --> 01:15:36,332
WHAT? HERE?
1714
01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:37,372
MM-HMM.
1715
01:15:37,382 --> 01:15:38,292
WHERE?
1716
01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:40,512
[ GIGGLING ]
1717
01:15:40,512 --> 01:15:41,642
TRISH!
1718
01:15:41,642 --> 01:15:43,292
NICK?
1719
01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,552
HEY!
1720
01:15:44,562 --> 01:15:47,042
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1721
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,222
I CAME TO SEE YOU.
1722
01:15:48,212 --> 01:15:49,782
OH, YOU'RE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
1723
01:15:49,782 --> 01:15:51,222
WE NEED TO TALK.
1724
01:15:51,222 --> 01:15:54,492
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1725
01:15:54,482 --> 01:15:58,442
LET'S GO SOMEWHERE
A LITTLE BIT MORE PRIVATE.
1726
01:15:58,442 --> 01:16:01,232
♪ IF YOU DON'T CARE
THEN I DON'T CARE ♪
1727
01:16:01,232 --> 01:16:04,762
♪ WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ♪
1728
01:16:15,152 --> 01:16:17,152
DEEP THROAT THIS,
BITCH.
1729
01:16:17,152 --> 01:16:18,722
[ GROANS ]
1730
01:16:18,722 --> 01:16:20,202
YOU CAN DO IT.
1731
01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:21,382
TOM, THE FRUIT TRAY.
1732
01:16:21,382 --> 01:16:22,422
THAT'S GOOD.
1733
01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:27,562
YOU GUYS ROCK!
1734
01:16:27,562 --> 01:16:28,562
HEY, GUYS.
1735
01:16:28,562 --> 01:16:29,612
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1736
01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:30,602
THAT WAS AWESOME.
1737
01:16:30,602 --> 01:16:31,602
GOOD SHOW.
GOOD SHOW.
1738
01:16:31,602 --> 01:16:32,692
WHO'S THE COWBOY?
1739
01:16:32,692 --> 01:16:34,172
HE'S NO COWBOY.
1740
01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:36,702
HE'S A BANANA-EATING,
DEEP-THROATING BITCH.
1741
01:16:36,702 --> 01:16:37,962
YOU WANT HIM?
1742
01:16:37,962 --> 01:16:39,442
NO, I WANT A BEER.
1743
01:16:39,442 --> 01:16:40,402
GIVE HER A BEER.
1744
01:16:40,402 --> 01:16:42,142
THAT'S NOT BEER.
1745
01:16:42,142 --> 01:16:44,622
THAT'S WATER.
1746
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:50,712
THAT SUCKS.
1747
01:16:50,712 --> 01:16:52,632
TO THE GREEN ROOM!
1748
01:16:52,632 --> 01:16:54,812
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
1749
01:16:54,802 --> 01:16:57,322
LET'S GO!
1750
01:16:57,332 --> 01:16:59,852
OKAY. OUTSIDE, I'LL MEET YAS.
1751
01:16:59,852 --> 01:17:01,372
EXCUSE ME.
1752
01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:06,462
DO YOU WORK FOR ME?
1753
01:17:06,462 --> 01:17:07,462
NO.
1754
01:17:07,472 --> 01:17:08,782
WELL, YOU SHOULD,
1755
01:17:08,772 --> 01:17:10,992
BECAUSE YOU WOULD MAKE
AN OUTSTANDING ASSISTANT.
1756
01:17:10,992 --> 01:17:13,432
WHAT DO YOU SAY
1757
01:17:13,432 --> 01:17:15,742
WE GO SOMEWHERE...
1758
01:17:15,742 --> 01:17:16,782
SWING THE HAMMER
FOR A WHILE?
1759
01:17:16,782 --> 01:17:17,912
UM--
1760
01:17:17,912 --> 01:17:18,872
GEORGE: HAMMER,
YOU'RE ON FIVE.
1761
01:17:18,872 --> 01:17:21,442
YEAH, THANKS.
1762
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:22,622
SWING THE HAMMER LATER, YEAH?
1763
01:17:22,612 --> 01:17:24,002
[SLAPS A HER BOTTOM ]
1764
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,712
SASH, AVRIL LAVIGNE
JUST GOT ME WET
1765
01:17:28,702 --> 01:17:29,832
IN THE PANTS.
1766
01:17:29,842 --> 01:17:31,492
THAT'S GREAT, TYLER.
LOOK, I'M LEAVING.
1767
01:17:31,492 --> 01:17:32,492
WHAT?
1768
01:17:32,492 --> 01:17:33,802
YEAH. LOOK...
1769
01:17:33,802 --> 01:17:35,192
TELL JILL I'M SORRY.
1770
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:38,722
I'M TAKING MY PLANE TICKET,
AND JUST TELL HER...
1771
01:17:38,712 --> 01:17:40,972
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, OKAY?
1772
01:17:40,982 --> 01:17:42,632
ALL RIGHT.
1773
01:17:42,632 --> 01:17:43,892
I'M SORRY ABOUT NICK.
1774
01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:47,202
I KNOW
GUYS CAN BE JERKS.
1775
01:17:47,202 --> 01:17:50,292
BUT AVRIL LAVIGNE'S HOT!
1776
01:17:51,992 --> 01:17:54,562
[ CHEERING ]
1777
01:17:54,562 --> 01:17:55,522
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU GUYS READY?
1778
01:17:55,512 --> 01:17:56,512
ARE YOU READY?
1779
01:17:56,512 --> 01:17:58,212
WELL, GIVE IT UP.
1780
01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:01,002
SWOLLEN MEMBERS!
1781
01:18:01,002 --> 01:18:03,312
[ "WATCH THIS" PLAYS ]
1782
01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:13,362
♪ MY MOTORCYCLE RINGS
ARE FLOODED ♪
1783
01:18:13,362 --> 01:18:14,882
♪ I'M STAR STUDDED
1784
01:18:14,882 --> 01:18:18,012
♪ YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO CUT IT ♪
1785
01:18:18,012 --> 01:18:20,192
♪ LISTEN, BITCH
I'M A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW ♪
1786
01:18:20,192 --> 01:18:21,372
♪ SUCK MY DICK
1787
01:18:21,372 --> 01:18:22,682
♪ AND HERE'S A NUT SACK
TO SWALLOW ♪
1788
01:18:22,672 --> 01:18:24,802
♪ WANT TO GET PERSONAL
CLOSE AND INTIMATE ♪
1789
01:18:24,802 --> 01:18:26,892
♪ LISTEN, KID, I'M A WHOLE
DIFFERENT INSTRUMENT ♪
1790
01:18:26,892 --> 01:18:29,762
♪ MENTAL, I'M NOT SENTIMENTAL
I'M INTRICATE ♪
1791
01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,692
♪ IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
NOT TO GET INTO IT ♪
1792
01:18:31,682 --> 01:18:33,382
♪ MY INTENT TO VENT
IS NOT INNOCENT... ♪
1793
01:18:33,382 --> 01:18:35,032
WOW.
1794
01:18:35,032 --> 01:18:37,602
♪ ...OF BEING REAL FILTHY
WITH THESE MENACING WAYS ♪
1795
01:18:37,602 --> 01:18:39,042
♪ IT'S TIME
TO FINISH YOUR PHASE ♪
1796
01:18:39,042 --> 01:18:41,782
♪ I'M PROOF THAT RAW ADRENALINE
AND ENERGY PAYS ♪
1797
01:18:41,782 --> 01:18:43,392
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1798
01:18:43,392 --> 01:18:46,922
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1799
01:18:46,912 --> 01:18:48,522
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1800
01:18:48,522 --> 01:18:51,182
♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1801
01:18:51,182 --> 01:18:53,272
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1802
01:18:53,272 --> 01:18:56,062
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1803
01:18:56,052 --> 01:18:57,792
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1804
01:18:57,792 --> 01:18:59,182
♪ NOW WATCH THESE
MOTHERFUCKERS... ♪
1805
01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:01,542
I CAN'T.
1806
01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:03,372
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1807
01:19:03,362 --> 01:19:04,672
WHAT IS IT?
1808
01:19:04,672 --> 01:19:07,502
I WASN'T FAITHFUL.
1809
01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:12,202
YOU HAD A FLING?
1810
01:19:12,202 --> 01:19:14,072
SHE WASN'T A FLING.
1811
01:19:14,072 --> 01:19:16,122
WELL, WHO WAS SHE?
DO I KNOW HER?
1812
01:19:16,122 --> 01:19:17,992
NO. NO, I MET HER
ON THE WAY HERE.
1813
01:19:17,992 --> 01:19:19,822
SHE WAS...
1814
01:19:21,772 --> 01:19:23,342
SHE WAS HITCHHIKING.
1815
01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:27,042
YOU'RE DUMPING ME
FOR A HITCHHIKER?
1816
01:19:29,042 --> 01:19:30,692
I'M SORRY.
1817
01:19:31,702 --> 01:19:32,882
♪ ...TO DROP
1818
01:19:32,872 --> 01:19:34,352
♪ AND LISTEN
TO THE VERTEBRAE POP ♪
1819
01:19:34,352 --> 01:19:36,002
♪ I'M A HURRICANE POP
WITH THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH ♪
1820
01:19:36,012 --> 01:19:38,492
♪ BELIEVE IN THE NEW SCHOOL
'CAUSE IT PEES ON THE LEADERS ♪
1821
01:19:38,492 --> 01:19:41,362
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1822
01:19:41,362 --> 01:19:43,192
NEVER MESS WITH A BLACK BELT,
ASSHOLE.
1823
01:19:43,192 --> 01:19:45,502
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1824
01:19:45,492 --> 01:19:48,282
♪ SO WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1825
01:19:48,282 --> 01:19:50,202
♪ YOU'RE DONE, YOUR TIME IS UP
1826
01:19:50,192 --> 01:19:53,022
♪ IT'S A BRAND-NEW BEAT,
NOW TURN IT UP ♪
1827
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:55,022
♪ SWOLLEN'S BEEN COMING UP
1828
01:19:55,022 --> 01:19:57,762
♪ NOW WATCH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BURN IT UP ♪
1829
01:19:57,772 --> 01:19:59,772
SASHA!
1830
01:20:04,382 --> 01:20:06,082
SASHA?
1831
01:20:07,732 --> 01:20:10,302
YOU MARRY TRISH,
YOU DIE.
1832
01:20:10,302 --> 01:20:11,302
WHAT?
1833
01:20:11,302 --> 01:20:12,692
SHE'S NO GOOD FOR YOU.
1834
01:20:12,692 --> 01:20:14,172
NO SHIT.
1835
01:20:14,172 --> 01:20:15,262
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1836
01:20:17,222 --> 01:20:19,182
WE BROKE UP, YOU PSYCHO.
1837
01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:21,752
I WANT SASHA.
1838
01:20:21,752 --> 01:20:24,492
OH.
1839
01:20:24,492 --> 01:20:26,192
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
1840
01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:27,842
MY NAME'S EMILE.
1841
01:20:27,842 --> 01:20:29,542
YOUR PARENTS HIRED ME.
1842
01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:30,542
MY PARENTS?
1843
01:20:30,542 --> 01:20:31,542
YEAH.
1844
01:20:31,542 --> 01:20:33,722
KIND OF WEIRD,
HUH?
1845
01:20:33,722 --> 01:20:34,372
YEAH.
1846
01:20:34,372 --> 01:20:36,242
YEAH.
1847
01:20:38,722 --> 01:20:41,242
[ APPLAUSE ]
1848
01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:52,432
ALL RIGHT.
1849
01:20:57,962 --> 01:20:59,572
IN HONOUR OF GOB'S
KICK-ASS NEW ALBUM,
1850
01:20:59,572 --> 01:21:02,232
FAMED RECORD PRODUCER
MR. LENNY SWACKHAMMER
1851
01:21:02,222 --> 01:21:04,222
IS HERE TO PRESENT THEM...
WITH ANOTHER MMVA.
1852
01:21:04,222 --> 01:21:06,052
THANK YOU, GEORGE.
1853
01:21:06,052 --> 01:21:08,752
YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS...
1854
01:21:08,752 --> 01:21:10,972
OKAY, I'M COMING. OH, GOD.
1855
01:21:10,972 --> 01:21:13,712
...RECORDING ARTIST
WHILE THESE KIDS
1856
01:21:13,712 --> 01:21:15,842
WERE STILL
LEARNING THEIR G-O-Bs.
1857
01:21:15,842 --> 01:21:17,842
[ LAUGHS ]
1858
01:21:17,852 --> 01:21:20,852
BUT I DIGRESS.
I DIGRESS.
1859
01:21:20,852 --> 01:21:22,032
YEAH. OKAY, COME ON.
1860
01:21:22,022 --> 01:21:23,942
BRING IT HOME
TO MAMA.
1861
01:21:23,942 --> 01:21:24,812
OH, BABY, YES!
1862
01:21:24,812 --> 01:21:26,202
OH, MY.
1863
01:21:27,992 --> 01:21:29,342
...TO PRESENT TO--
1864
01:21:29,342 --> 01:21:30,472
OH, MY GOD.
1865
01:21:40,612 --> 01:21:42,312
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
1866
01:21:42,312 --> 01:21:43,832
[ SMACK ]
1867
01:21:49,142 --> 01:21:50,582
DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1868
01:21:51,232 --> 01:21:52,582
[ GAGGING ]
1869
01:21:55,842 --> 01:21:57,152
OH!
1870
01:21:59,192 --> 01:22:00,842
SO WRONG,
YET SO FUNNY.
1871
01:22:07,552 --> 01:22:08,942
DIME, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1872
01:22:08,942 --> 01:22:10,382
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU WERE AMAZING.
1873
01:22:10,382 --> 01:22:11,382
GUYS, GET IN.
1874
01:22:11,382 --> 01:22:12,422
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1875
01:22:12,422 --> 01:22:13,382
DOES IT MATTER?
1876
01:22:13,382 --> 01:22:16,512
NOT REALLY.
1877
01:22:16,512 --> 01:22:18,472
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1878
01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:22,042
GOOD LUCK.
1879
01:22:26,832 --> 01:22:29,402
[ DARKNESS'S "GROWING ON ME"
PLAYING ]
1880
01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:47,942
♪ SLEEPING IN AN EMPTY BED
1881
01:22:47,942 --> 01:22:51,682
♪ I CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY HEAD
1882
01:22:51,682 --> 01:22:54,732
♪ AND I WON'T HAVE A LIFE
UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD ♪
1883
01:22:54,732 --> 01:22:57,392
♪ YEAH, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
1884
01:22:57,382 --> 01:23:00,782
♪ I WANT TO SHAKE YOU OFF
BUT YOU JUST WON'T GO ♪
1885
01:23:00,782 --> 01:23:02,172
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL OVER ME
1886
01:23:02,172 --> 01:23:04,302
♪ BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW ♪
1887
01:23:04,302 --> 01:23:07,002
♪ THAT YOU'RE ATTACHED TO ME
THAT'S HOW YOU'VE GROWN... ♪
1888
01:23:07,002 --> 01:23:09,922
HEY, WENCH.
1889
01:23:09,922 --> 01:23:11,312
GET ME SOME TARTAR SAUCE.
1890
01:23:13,742 --> 01:23:17,742
DAMN COMPACT,
FUEL EFFICIENT--
1891
01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:20,672
LOOK, BUDDY,
1892
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:24,232
IF YOU CALL ME A WENCH
ONE MORE TIME,
1893
01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:25,452
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M--
1894
01:23:25,452 --> 01:23:26,632
SASHA, I NEED
TO SPEAK WITH YOU
1895
01:23:26,632 --> 01:23:27,762
RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
1896
01:23:27,762 --> 01:23:28,722
EXCUSE ME.
1897
01:23:28,722 --> 01:23:30,502
RIGHT NOW,
PLEASE, SASHA.
1898
01:23:30,502 --> 01:23:32,072
MAN: HEY, THERE!
1899
01:23:32,072 --> 01:23:33,942
YOU FELLERS
LOST OR WHAT?
1900
01:23:33,942 --> 01:23:35,552
WHOA!
THEY GOT SURFING HERE?
1901
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,682
YEAH. YOU GUYS RIDE, DO YOU?
1902
01:23:37,682 --> 01:23:39,552
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN.
1903
01:23:39,552 --> 01:23:41,122
THAT MEANS YES.
1904
01:23:41,122 --> 01:23:43,172
HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
SASHA'S BROTHERS?
1905
01:23:43,172 --> 01:23:44,692
COULD BE. WHO'S ASKING?
1906
01:23:44,692 --> 01:23:45,822
I'M NICK. I'M--
1907
01:23:46,562 --> 01:23:47,952
OH, MAN.
1908
01:23:47,952 --> 01:23:49,522
I THINK THIS IS THE PLACE.
1909
01:23:49,522 --> 01:23:51,002
WHERE'S SASHA?
1910
01:23:51,002 --> 01:23:53,612
OVER ACROSS THE BAY,
FLOGGING FISH AND CHIPS.
1911
01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:55,622
I'VE GOT TO SEE HER.
1912
01:23:55,612 --> 01:23:56,662
I'M AFRAID NOT, BOY.
1913
01:23:56,662 --> 01:23:58,182
AIN'T A CHANCE IN HELL
OF SEEING SHE.
1914
01:23:58,182 --> 01:24:00,402
GUYS, WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY HERE
1915
01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:02,712
JUST SO I COULD APOLOGIZE.
NOW...
1916
01:24:02,712 --> 01:24:03,972
NOW, IF I HAVE
TO TAKE SOME BEATS
1917
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:05,102
JUST TO TELL HER
I'M SORRY, THEN--
1918
01:24:05,102 --> 01:24:07,062
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
1919
01:24:07,062 --> 01:24:09,112
DIME: GO ON,
RUN FOR IT, NICK!
1920
01:24:20,252 --> 01:24:22,642
ALL RIGHT.
1921
01:24:22,642 --> 01:24:24,252
WELL, YOU GUYS HAVE
GOT SOME OL' GUTS.
1922
01:24:24,252 --> 01:24:25,562
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT MUCH.
1923
01:24:25,562 --> 01:24:26,652
ESPECIALLY THAT ONE.
1924
01:24:26,642 --> 01:24:29,252
OH, MY GOD. IT'S...
FUCKING COLD!
1925
01:24:29,262 --> 01:24:31,222
HE'S NOT MUCH
OF A PADDLER,
1926
01:24:31,212 --> 01:24:32,262
IS HE, BOYS?
1927
01:24:32,262 --> 01:24:34,832
HEY, EASY ON THE BOY.
1928
01:24:34,832 --> 01:24:36,882
IT'S HIS FIRST TIME.
1929
01:24:43,622 --> 01:24:46,062
I HOPE HE CLIMBS
BETTER THAN HE SWIMS.
1930
01:24:57,112 --> 01:24:59,462
HERE'S YOUR BOWL
OF JIZ.
1931
01:24:59,462 --> 01:25:00,462
OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
1932
01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:01,722
OW.
1933
01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:02,722
AW, SHIT!
1934
01:25:02,722 --> 01:25:04,242
NICK?
1935
01:25:04,252 --> 01:25:06,952
SASHA.
1936
01:25:08,292 --> 01:25:09,942
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1937
01:25:11,822 --> 01:25:14,082
OH, I, UH...
I MET YOUR BROTHERS.
1938
01:25:14,082 --> 01:25:16,562
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
1939
01:25:16,562 --> 01:25:18,782
TRISH TURN YOU DOWN?
1940
01:25:18,782 --> 01:25:21,612
NO. NO, I NEVER PROPOSED.
1941
01:25:21,612 --> 01:25:25,572
SO YOU CAME HERE
TO COLLECT SECOND PRIZE.
1942
01:25:25,572 --> 01:25:27,272
DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY, NICK.
1943
01:25:27,272 --> 01:25:28,842
TRY NOT TO FALL
ON YOUR WAY DOWN.
1944
01:25:28,842 --> 01:25:31,102
OH, COME ON, SASHA.
I JUST SCALED A CLIFF.
1945
01:25:31,102 --> 01:25:32,542
HEY, WENCH!
1946
01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:34,282
THINK YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF AWAY
FROM YOUR MAN-WHORE
1947
01:25:34,282 --> 01:25:35,802
LONG ENOUGH
TO GET ME A BEER?
1948
01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:38,802
LISTEN,
YOU CREEPY LITTLE MAN!
1949
01:25:38,802 --> 01:25:39,802
SASHA!
1950
01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:40,802
WHAT?
1951
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:42,242
TAKE IT OUTSIDE NOW.
1952
01:25:42,242 --> 01:25:45,112
COME WITH ME.
1953
01:25:53,902 --> 01:25:54,952
OH, WOW.
1954
01:25:54,952 --> 01:25:57,082
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1955
01:25:57,082 --> 01:25:59,212
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
TREES, ROCKS,
1956
01:25:59,212 --> 01:26:01,912
OCEAN, ICEBERG.
1957
01:26:03,782 --> 01:26:06,482
LOOK, SASHA, I CAME
HERE BECAUSE I--
1958
01:26:06,482 --> 01:26:09,442
TO SLEEP WITH ME
BY MISTAKE AGAIN?
1959
01:26:09,442 --> 01:26:12,142
OH, NO, NO, NO.
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
1960
01:26:12,142 --> 01:26:13,792
I MEAN, I COULDN'T
TURN YOU DOWN
1961
01:26:13,792 --> 01:26:15,012
IN THAT GET-UP.
1962
01:26:20,412 --> 01:26:22,982
AM I STILL THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
YOU EVER MADE?
1963
01:26:29,292 --> 01:26:33,952
[ ♪♪♪ ]
1964
01:26:38,512 --> 01:26:41,212
[ CHEERING ]
1965
01:26:44,782 --> 01:26:46,612
OH, GOD. THAT'S COLD.
1966
01:26:48,832 --> 01:26:50,702
OH, MY GOD.
1967
01:26:50,702 --> 01:26:57,232
YOUR FRIENDS
ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
1968
01:26:57,232 --> 01:26:59,972
YEAH. YEAH.
1969
01:26:59,972 --> 01:27:01,802
[ SASHA LAUGHS ]
1970
01:27:02,672 --> 01:27:04,412
IT'S A WHALE, DUDE.
1971
01:27:04,412 --> 01:27:05,932
DUDE, MY BALLS ARE CURLING
INTO MY ABDOMEN.
1972
01:27:05,932 --> 01:27:07,192
I'M TURNING BACK.
1973
01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:08,422
NO, YOU CAN'T.
1974
01:27:08,412 --> 01:27:09,592
THEY'RE GOING TO THINK
WE'RE PUSSIES.
1975
01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:10,942
WE'RE FROM TOFINO, MAN.
TOFINO!
1976
01:27:10,942 --> 01:27:12,722
TYLER,
THAT IS AN ICEBERG.
1977
01:27:12,722 --> 01:27:13,982
IT'S A FUCKING ICEBERG.
1978
01:27:13,982 --> 01:27:15,722
NO SHIT, MAN.
IT'S AWESOME.
1979
01:27:15,732 --> 01:27:17,602
LET'S PISS ON IT.
YEAH!
1980
01:27:17,602 --> 01:27:21,042
♪ WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
1981
01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:23,432
WHOO!
WHOO!
1982
01:27:26,392 --> 01:27:27,442
YEAH.
1983
01:27:27,432 --> 01:27:30,262
WHOO!
WHOO!
1984
01:27:33,402 --> 01:27:34,272
AAH!
1985
01:27:34,272 --> 01:27:36,792
AAH, I'M GOING BACKWARDS.
1986
01:27:36,792 --> 01:27:39,012
USE YOUR PENIS AS A PROPELLER.
1987
01:27:39,012 --> 01:27:42,932
I WAS PRODUCING
PLATINUM-WINNING ACCORD,
1988
01:27:42,932 --> 01:27:43,982
WHATEVER I'M SAYING,
1989
01:27:43,972 --> 01:27:46,632
I CAN'T FUCKING
REMEMBER THE WORDS.
1990
01:27:46,632 --> 01:27:48,982
RELAX. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST A TICKET.
1991
01:27:48,982 --> 01:27:52,942
WE CAN'T AFFORD
A TICKET, TYLER.
1992
01:27:52,942 --> 01:27:55,772
WANNA KISS HIM?
1993
01:27:55,772 --> 01:27:57,122
UH, JOB SAYS,
1994
01:27:57,112 --> 01:28:00,242
"THOU SHALT NOT INSERT
ANYTHING INTO HIS RECTUM.
1995
01:28:00,252 --> 01:28:01,252
I WANT TO.
1996
01:28:01,252 --> 01:28:02,302
"UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE."
1997
01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:03,422
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
1998
01:28:03,432 --> 01:28:04,952
JESUS IS CALLING.
1999
01:28:04,952 --> 01:28:08,482
[ RETCHING ]
2000
01:28:11,352 --> 01:28:14,052
[ DINGS TUNING FORK ]
2001
01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:15,782
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
2002
01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,102
[ LAUGHS WICKEDLY ]
2003
01:28:27,322 --> 01:28:29,802
GO ON, KISS IT.
2004
01:28:29,802 --> 01:28:31,722
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!
2005
01:28:39,812 --> 01:28:41,122
HOLY SHIT.
2006
01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:47,512
[ SUM 41'S "OPEN YOUR EYES"
PLAYING ]
2007
01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:24,542
[ GOB'S "BREAK" PLAYING ]
2008
01:33:12,562 --> 01:33:14,002
DROP THE CORN.
2009
01:33:15,522 --> 01:33:18,912
UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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