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How are you? Oh, I see you're doing very
well, as usual.
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Of course, Neil.
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It's been too long.
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So, are you willing to help me with my
project?
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Absolutely. Did you get really as many
people as you could?
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Of course, I got my crew.
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Thank you so much. I knew I could count
on you.
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Best of luck.
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Okay, let's go upstairs.
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You're going to meet him now?
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I'm sure.
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I have to tell you, I'm extremely
excited about what we're doing together
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today. So am I.
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So is the crew.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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Yeah, they're just right with you.
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Gentlemen.
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Gentlemen, good morning and thank you.
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so much for coming here today.
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I really appreciate your effort.
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You know, I know I'm new to the
political scene, but I believe in
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believe that this ticket of Deville and
Coolio can make it all the way, but only
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if I can get your help.
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Now, first, I just want to open the
floor for questions. Does anybody at all
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have a question for me?
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Sir?
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country more as a dictator?
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Definitely not. You know, I believe in
America the way our founding fathers
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intended it to be. I believe in
democracy, which really means that I'm
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leader. I would like to be a
representative, a representative of the
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So dictatorship is the last thing on my
mind. Good question.
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Any others? Do you believe in sex or
war?
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Oh, sex.
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Absolutely.
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You know, that's another reason why this
country should be run by a woman.
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Men are all about their dicks and war,
while women are a lot calmer.
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I have a question. What about the
current race relations in the United
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That is a really good question.
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It's a deep one to get into, but I
think...
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You guys have probably heard this, but a
lot of white America believes that
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anyone who complains about race
inequality is behind the times. But
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they're not. There's been so many
extremely interesting studies on lower
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white families and lower income African
American families that if a lower income
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white family goes into debt, they often
have other family members who can get
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them out of it.
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But because of slavery and because
there's really been no reparations of
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kind, at least that have had sincere
efficacy, the black families and the
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poor minority families that go into debt
don't often have that support system.
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Again, just because things may be less
racist now, you still have to be aware
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the history of the United States. And
because there was serious racism, there
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are still economic challenges that
minorities face.
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So that's really something that still
needs to be worked on, especially in the
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white community who has this very
flippant, oh, that's in the past, ideas
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it.
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That's a very important question. I
think we all want to know this, right?
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How are we getting paid for this? I
mean, we all took
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time out of our days.
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I mean, we all have busy hours.
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What is our rate of being paid?
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You know, I respect your time.
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Because this campaign is in its infancy,
I don't have any actual money to give
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you, but I've discussed this with Coolio
and my campaign managers, and what I
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would like to offer you today is my
mouth.
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If that would be... Oh!
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Guys, I am so happy you guys are
amenable to this. Oh, my God.
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Your crew is awesome.
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It's awesome. Oh, my God.
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God fucking bless America, guys. God
bless you.
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God bless Dick.
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And God bless the Art of the Blowjob.
Enjoy yourself, Sherry.
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I'm extremely motivated, and I want you
to feel my level of motivation.
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Absolutely,
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Chris Cox.
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We love the president.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I like this one. I like the generation.
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Every what?
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You know that?
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You know that? You know that?
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You know that?
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Tongue out.
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Yes.
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And that's how you serve your
candidates.
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Yes.
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Look at that multitasker.
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Two more dicks. All over my fucking
face.
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I want you to see the fucking motivation
all over my face.
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You know, my constituents love my
titties. And I think it's a travesty
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these are not out.
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Take your time with this. Wow.
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You're shaking them like that. Spank
them a little.
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Spank them.
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Spank them with some dick.
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Get some fucking dick right in there.
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Slap them with them. Slap them.
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I like this position.
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Oh, yes, right like that.
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Blow train line.
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Blow train line.
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Blow train line.
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What's up? What's up?
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Clothes ring.
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Clothes ring.
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How do you get your clothes made?
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Clothes ring.
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Clothes ring.
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Oh, shit.
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Throw music.
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Throw music.
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Will you see how she takes care of each
voter individually?
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I will lick as many balls as it fucking
takes.
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Yeah,
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I'm going
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to vote for you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Show me. Show me how fucking motivated
you are. Fuck my throat.
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Oh, yeah.
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You can't beat mine.
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Individual needs? What I need as a
voter?
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Yes. So my balls? Yes.
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Yes, what I need as a voter. I need my
dick.
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Yes. I need my dick and balls.
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Yes.
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That's how she gets my vote. She's my
president. She's my president.
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Yes.
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I need racial equality.
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Racial equality.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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I want everyone to see how fucking
motivated I am to take this cock.
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You
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nasty
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motherfucking president.
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You know what? You know what
presidential bitch?
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I respect our veterans.
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What are you going to do for me in my
interracial community?
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What are you going to do for me in my
interracial community? I'm going to go
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upside down for you.
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Keep it right there. Oh, shit.
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Keep it right there.
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Keep it right there.
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Keep it right there.
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That position right there.
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Oh, my God.
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Herb, my fault. Yes, sir.
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Choke this.
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Yeah.
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You know, boys, my constituency loves
fucking pantyhose.
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I want you to do something for America.
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Fuck you, dude, with my fucking face.
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Yep, I want the dick and the fucking
pantyhose at the same time. And your
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You know what else I know for you?
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Oh yeah.
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Get on your knees, get on your knees.
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That didn't fit.
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Oh.
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Put it down.
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Keep stroking it.
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Keep stroking it. Sherry, crawl over
here. Crawl over here.
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It's amazing to have a team together.
That's what you say.
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Stick that ass up.
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Yeah.
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Yes,
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sir.
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Who's struggling with it? President
Bill, what are you going to do for me?
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Spread it, sir.
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Oh, there you go.
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Candidates, I mean Presidents, if you
continue to serve the black man and eat
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his ass like this, I have no doubt you
will be the leader of our country.
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Can we bring you back over here?
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Okay, there you go.
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You can handle all the issues at one
time. I can handle all the dicks and all
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the issues.
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I'm going to get a subscription.
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That's my present for 2020.
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One time for 2020, y 'all.
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Yeah, 2020.
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2020.
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Yes. Yes.
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That's like two years away.
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Yeah. We're close. We're close.
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Speaking of that, I'm close.
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I think she can have a piece of
playbook.
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I think she will be a nice person.
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I think that you and my wife... I think
that you and my wife...
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I'm on board with the Bill Cotillard
2020.
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For sure, for sure.
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There you go, hook her up, hook her up.
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We should really enjoy this because this
is going to be really hard when she has
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like the secret security for her and
stuff.
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They're going to get a lot of blowjobs,
right? They are going to get a lot of
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blowjobs.
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Are you hiring?
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Wait,
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wait, wait.
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Okay,
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we're going to take this off.
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Nice and slow.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, somebody get this stocking off.
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Nice and slow, nice and slow, nice and
slow.
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Pull that out.
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Right here.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Move the hand real
quick.
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Move the hand real quick.
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You can put me upside down and get some
more dicks in my mouth.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh.
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Let her taste that shit.
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Why don't you shove that nylon in my
fucking pussy?
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Give me that nylon Give me that nylon
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There you go. Put it in there. There you
go.
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Just put it in there. There you go.
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You put it in. Someone get a dick in my
fucking mouth.
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No more stocking. This is a stocking
stuffer.
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Stocking stuffer. Nice and slow. Nice
and slow.
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Nice and slow. There you go.
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There you go. Oh, look at that.
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Put it back down. No, no, no. Put it
down. Put it down.
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I want you to show your fucking support
by blowing those big fucking loads all
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over my face. You got it. You got it.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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You're good.
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Facials for future Madam President 2020,
guys. Yes.
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Show me your support for this. Yes.
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The bigger support you got, right? The
more support. Please.
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I think your crew is the best
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crew you could have possibly picked
beautiful cocks The only thing left to
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is these nice big loads on my face.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, my face is so wet, you guys.
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Oh,
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yes, give me that first fucking load.
God fucking bless America.
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It's tongue out.
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It's tongue out.
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Here's your first load.
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Here's your first load.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Best present ever.
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Here's to the Bill Coolio 2020, guys.
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Yeah, 2020.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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presidential candidate in the world and
I promise I won't try and get the stain
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out. I love it.
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This is how you paint the White House
off -white.
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DeVille Coolio, 2020.
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