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Well, girls, the reason I call you is because I have a part for the hottest

in motion pictures.

And I have made my research.

And I have narrowed down to two girls.

You, Mei Ling, are very, very hot nowadays.

And Serena, of course, you are also tops.

My problem is...

I do not know which one of you two is really the hottest one.

Well, Mayman, I think you're coming along just fine. But I think I can still

outdo you.

Oh, you think so?

Would you like to make a bet?

A bet?

What kind of a bet?

A thousand dollars.

Carlos, how much for the lead?

Very nice.

$25 ,000.

Mei -Lin, would you be willing to bet the part?

What do you mean?

I mean $25 ,000 and a film role.

That sounds good.

You're on.

Okay.

And who is going to be the judge of this contest or this bet that you have?

I don't mind if you'd like to be the judge.

That's a great idea.

Okay, yes. I think you have a bet.

Here you go. Thank you. I hope you enjoy your meal. I'll be back.

Hi. Hi. Here you go. Thank you.

Fine, thank you. Thank you. I'll be back to take your orders in a minute.

Yes, I'll be in a minute.

Five, two.

Okay, please sit down.

Thank you.

Here's your menu, and I'll be back to take your orders.

Thank you.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you. Okay, I hope you enjoy it.

You see that gentleman over there?

I'm going to go over there and fuck him.

Right here?

Right here.

Hmm.

I tell you what, if you get him, I'll take the blonde one over there.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

I'd like to see that.

Make your move, lady.

You're on.

Hi.

I think they're already eating.

Is it good?

It's delicious.

Would you like to have some dessert?

Ooh, I'd love to.

Ooh.

Aren't you going to say hi?

Say hi.

I thought I'd come over and get a bite of meat.

Help yourself.

Really?

Really.

I like this kind of meat.

Are you serious?

Oh, I'm serious.

What is this, getting the camera?

I don't mind.

Oh, wow.

I

really

am hungry.

I know I've never had cock with turkey.

This is food.

Do you think they're already eating?

I'm gonna get the bath.

Well customers, you know, they're always All right, I think we should join.

No, man. Okay.

You know what I think this is, dear? I think this is one of, how they say,

swinging restaurants, you know, we read about in the guidebook.

And you know what that means?

That everybody changes and switches around, you know?

I think that's what it is, you know?

Oh. Oh.

What?

Serena, let's do something real hot and get all the guys together.

Okay? Come over here and get them over this way.

Come over here.

Come on, you guys.

Come over here.

Yeah.

Oh,

come on. Give me that. Thank you.

Oh, come on.

Be a nice guy.

Come on.

ah ah ah

Ah.

Ah.

ah ah

oh oh

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

How about right here? That looks good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Is this a gay bar?

Turtle.

Oh.

What would you like to have?

Oh, a dragon.

Well, dragon, angel.

I think I'll have a silk stocking.

Okay. Coming right up.

You see those Two gay girls over there.

One of them's oriental.

I think I'm going to get her.

Oh, May Lynn, please don't cry. You know how they are. They're so jealous.

Hmm.

Be a lot of fun trying.

I know. They are cute.

Well, if you really get the oriental, I'll take the other one.

Okay.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Hello.

Hi. My name is Mei Lin.

Are you Chinese?

Yes, I am. You are? I am too.

I was noticing that.

I was wondering if you two would like to join us at our booth over there.

Oh.

Oh,

I would. Shall we?

Great. Come on.

Great. Come on over this way. Okay.

Hi. Have a seat. Thank you.

Hi. I'm Serena.

Hi. My name's Jane.

Jane. That's lovely.

I like Serena. Does that come from a Serene bird?

Well,

I try to live up to it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Serena, I've seen all your films. I really like you. You're really sexy.

Oh, goodness.

Well, I have a good time. Yeah, you're beautiful, both off -screen and on.

Oh, well.

Melin, I've seen a lot of your pictures, too. I don't know if I've seen them

all, but you're a real turn -on.

You like them, huh?

Yes. Oh, great.

And I loved them. I've seen them all. Yours and hers.

Well, thank you.

I'm glad you're self -minded, Jay.

Oh, thank you. I am. I've seen those movies, and they're really pornographic.

Oh. But I love them.

All right.

Come on over here. My name's Sharon.

Hi. Well, let's have a toast here.

Okay. Drink to us. All right. Sure.

Jay, have you ever had your pussy eaten in a bar?

No, what?

I would like to eat it right now.

You would?

Well, what about the bartender?

Don't worry about him.

If he raises any hell, I'll fuck him.

Right, Sharon?

I don't know.

I've never fucked a guy before.

Well, there's always time to learn.

Gee, I guess so.

Jane. Why don't you sit up here and make yourself comfortable?

Let me help you with these.

You want to eat my pussy, huh?

Oh, I sure do.

Let me help you here.

Careful. Get to the core, son.

Get this beard on.

There we go.

You don't mind if I take my drink for you?

Oh, I haven't had an Oriental girl in ages.

I'm sure it likes that.

Look at that.

Beautiful.

Let me get more comfortable here.

Let me get up this way.

Thank you.

Let me get that pussy again.

Put your leg up here so I can get to it.

It's gorgeous.

Put it again.

It's so nice

We've got to share this.

All right. Come on.

Hi.

Different,

huh? Yeah, it's curly.

Look at Serena. Oh,

they look like they're having a good time.

Really? Blonde hair and that dirt bush.

Yeah, it's a good contrast there. Uh -huh, they make a good couple.

Take my sweetie over.

No.

with my hair sticks straight up.

Oh god, I've never done this before in a bar.

Oh, it's exciting.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, look at those lips.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I always said that Asian women were not Asian.

Oh it's exciting!

I always said that Asian women were exotic.

Thank you.

What I've never done before in a bar.

Oh, it's exciting.

Thank you.

I can't believe you all managed to run through that race, man. I'm really proud

of you. That's great.

It's unbelievable.

Hey, is this the happy hour?

My God.

Oh.

Could be the hors d 'oeuvres.

Oh. How was it, guys? How was it? Did you enjoy the show? Yeah, yeah.

The show? The show?

The show? Is this the show?

Yeah. You want to join the show?

Yeah, yeah.

We want to join the show.

Not a scotch double.

Double style.

Yeah, at least that much. Maybe a triple for me. You guys have a double pussy,

huh?

Oh, come on. Is it on the house?

No, it's in the house.

No cover, huh?

No cover. Hey, you know, that's a good deal. I think we're in the right bar.

I think you're going to make a lot of money there.

You can put another one up if you want.

Why don't you guys get more comfortable and come over here?

Come on. Hey, Matt. We get to sit in close for the close -up view. Sure.

I was thinking of taking you out for dinner to celebrate, but that took me

all I need to take out.

We even got a virgin over here for you.

A virgin.

Don't advertise.

It's a virgin, I know.

It's cute. It's warm, you know. I was thinking of taking you out for a drink.

Let's see now.

How are we going to get in here?

This isn't a tease here. We're not going to take off our clothing and find out

that you're playing a big joke on us.

This is one of the happy bars, right? Don't they call this the gay bar?

This is going to be a real happy bar.

Happy bar.

Happy, happy.

All right.

Come over here and try this.

Take a look at it.

This is, yeah.

Look at this.

What do you think?

It's good.

There

we

go.

You want this one?

It's a little warm in here.

I'm afraid I'll probably not cool down right in the future anyway, but...

Sure this isn't a fantasy?

Don't complain. Don't complain.

I bet you haven't had a cock in you for a long time.

Oh, baby.

I'll take it before you break it.

Oh, Jesus.

Let's take it back in again.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, I want to feel your cum.

Oh, my God. Oh, I want to feel your cum on my ass.

A bet is a bet.

And I do intend to win.

Win? Ha!

What are you planning to do in here?

I plan on fucking the jailer.

You do?

Well, let's see who gets him first.

All right.

Hey, I hear him coming.

Watch this.

Well, good evening, lady.

Hello. Hi.

What are you two in for?

I bet you'd like to know.

I sure would.

For being good.

Being good?

Real good.

There's no law against that.

We sure are getting lonely in here.

Well, I would too if I was locked up behind bars like you two are.

My, my.

Preach. Pretty two little pretty faces like yours.

Thank you.

We've got pretty other things, too. We sure do.

My, my.

You were thrown in jail for that.

We were good.

My, my. How good are you, sweetheart?

Can you show me what you were thrown in jail for?

Uh -huh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I'm so curious. Good seeing you now. Don't you like lawns, big boy?

Oh, this one's mine, too.

I left it jerking off again.

Oh, God.

Hey, boss.

Fucking John.

Hey, Al.

Lonely nights, remember?

Son of a bitch, man. You're going to get us fucking in trouble.

Well, that's what they're in trouble for, so I might as well join them.

What's the matter with you, honey? You a faggot?

I'm no fucking faggot.

This is against regulations. You know that.

You want to fuck?

Me want to fuck?

Yeah, you. Come on in.

Lonely nights.

Lonely nights. That's a different story, huh?

John, I figured you'd fucking pick the oriental, huh?

It's been a long time.

You sure you know what you're getting into, honey? Oh, yeah, baby. Come here.

John,

you know we're going to get popped with it, huh?

It'd be worth spending a couple of years in here with these ladies.

Yeah.

I like to watch you.

Keep your eye on this one, huh, John?

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yes.

Mmm.

You see, fucking comes with being good.

I heard something about fucking.

Oh, yeah.

Let me show you.

Hey,

John. Do a little number here?

Yeah.

Is it slanted like this?

It's slanted. You come over here and look at it.

I'll be right there.

I'll show you. And a little bit.

Check it out.

Look at this.

Fucking jock.

Oh, my.

What the fuck are they doing? Having fun.

This is number 268.

Jailhouse special.

Look

at

those guys.

They're going to look like us pretty soon.

Yeah. Got it.

Now that's more like it.

Oh, that's getting good.

What do you think about their position?

I don't know.

You want to try that? Yeah, I'd like to try that.

Okay, let's try that one.

I don't see why not.

Why don't you just carry that

one over here then and make sure that don't happen.

You too.

on either side of the wall, man. They hear every fucking thing.

Oh, no. Come on, get your clothes.

I told you we were good.

I see you've got this lovely bathtub here.

What's up?

Well, I consider this the showdown to really see who can do the most.

All right.

You're on.

Come in.

Hello, Serena. Hey, Steve. How you been?

Hi. Haven't seen you in a while. This is May Lynn.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Hi, I'm Bob.

Hi. I'm Antonio.

I'm John.

Hello. I'm Kirk.

Hi. What's with the nice bathtub here? Isn't it lovely?

It's my big surprise.

Well, I bought some friends of mine, and there's a hundred other guys out there.

I was wondering what you had in mind today.

Well, you'll find out.

You guys go enjoy yourself in the lobby, have a drink. We'll call you when we

need you.

Sounds like fun. We'll be waiting. Don't be involved.

You're cute, huh?

They sure are.

All right.

You ready, May Lynn?

You bet.

My.

Serena, we better not get involved with each other right now. There's a lot of

guys out there.

You're right.

before we come in.

This way there's no hard feelings. We can take our pick.

Good idea.

Look at all these guys.

Another one over here.

Why don't you take off my stocking? There's more.

My goodness.

More and more.

Oh, just surrounded by cops.

let's try some of these wow what a surprise

I wish I had a warm house here.

Don't stop moving.

Watch your hand.

Put it down.

All right.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Well, Serena, looks like we got them all.

Looks like.

Come on, let's go see the male strippers on Broadway.

Yeah, let's do something exciting.

Well,

I

have made my decision.

Who won?

No one.

It's a tie.

So, who got the part?

If you don't mind working together, you both get the part.

That's wonderful.

Well,

I have been talking to my associates.

I have very good news.

I have been authorized to give you a check of $25 ,000 to each one of you.

That's terrific.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.