All language subtitles for Ajj De Ranjhe (2012)_track3_[eng]a

"Our colorful Punjab
has colorful cops."

"How can anything be
compared to what they do?"

"Our colorful Punjab
has colorful cops."

"How can anything be
compared to what they do?"

"Tell me,
who doesn't bow down to them?"

"Who doesn't bow down to them?"

"What can we do? Without them.."

"What can we do?
We cannot survive without them."

"Our colorful Punjab
has colorful cops."

"They put up check posts
wherever they please."

"They put up check posts."

"Then there's firework
without a reason."

"They put up check posts
wherever they please."

"Then there's firework
without a reason."

"No one can escape them."

"What can we do? Without them.."

"What can we do?
We cannot survive without them."

"Our colorful Punjab
has colorful cops."

Lord, always bless
and protect my son.

Today is my son's first day at job.

Be with him, Lord.

The uniform suits you, sir.

You are smart.

I used to hide my bike seeing
a cop standing on the road.

Now with grace I have
three stars on my shoulder.

I'm an inspector.

Manjeet.

Firki. Son. - Yes, mother. Coming.

Mother, how do I look?

May no evil harm my child.

Bless you.

Live long.

Be successful.

May God give you a lot of success.

May you get share
of life as well, son.

You should give an application
for yourself as well sometimes.

My happiness lies in yours, son.

The police department has a bad name.

Do your job honestly.

I can either be honest or a cop.

Mother, you never taught
me to be dishonest.

Give me your blessings.

Wait.

Now what, mother?

What did I do?

Listen, don't take
law into your hands.

Now I am an officer.
No more breaking hockey sticks.

Son, it made you Manjeet Singh
Firki from Manjeet Singh Varach.

You got these stars and
this uniform because of it.

If you don't seek
its blessings today...

...then I'll be like
you're being ungrateful.

You are right, mother.

You have given me life.

And it has made my life.

Hold it.

Both of you.

Can I leave now? - Bless you.

May my son be the talk of town.

May he always hold his head high.

Keep giving them.
Keep giving me your blessings.

Now that's what will help me.

Because the department I have joined
all I'll be getting are abuses.

Constable Ranjit Singh, sir.

Let's go.

Stop.

Reverse it.

Yes sir.

Sir. - Sir.

Toti Ram.

His name is Toti
and he has a pot belly.

How many police
stations rest in them?

This is the 16th, sir.

Tuck it in, or this might
be the last one for you.

Sir. - Let's go.

He seems funny.

Do people who insult you are called
funny at your place? - Shut up.

ASI Darshan Singh, sir.

Your name is fine. But you
should work on your appearance.

Your belt is open.
- Sorry, sir. Sorry.

Munshi Munish Ram.

Munshi times two?

You get double salary?

No, sir. One is my post.

And my name is also Munshi Ram.
That's it.

Do one thing. Name your son Deputy.

If he becomes a Deputy then people
will say "that's Deputy Deputy Ram."

What timing, sir.

I swear, like you make goals
at the right time on the ground...

...it's the same here.

I haven't got a holiday
since the time I've got married.

If I get a holiday then
only can I go on a honeymoon.

Then only can I have a child.

After you join,
please give me a holiday, sir.

Don't worry,
I'll give you a permanent holiday.

Tell me, who appointed you.

Everyone thinks it's funny.

Actually my father came
under a horse and died on duty.

So, the government took
pity on me and gave me the job.

I'm making a leaving all thanks
to a horse, sir. That's how it is.

Our place's Diljaan (life and soul).
- What do you mean?

Sir, Munish is a mad man.

Actually, my name is Diljaan Kaur.

You can call me either
Dil or Jaan, sir.

What if I call you Ms. Kaur?

Sir, I had brought offerings
for your first day in here.

Really?

Do you go for that on duty?

You calls have made me a security
guard from being a constable.

You are ruining my life...

Sir, Jeet Singh Bhullar.

Forgive him in advance.

He is married to his phone.
His wife is always on line.

This means it's an
open lottery of mistakes.

Let's go inside, sir.

I'm here to get people
in and you are taking me in.

You are something.

Now tell me what do you want to say.

I'll teach you a lesson.
I'll teach you a lesson. - I'm dead.

I'll set you straight.
I'm telling you.

Who are you thrashing
so early in the morning?

It's a morning ritual, sir.

You won't let me do my job.

A new officer is here. I don't
know how much of trouble he is.

How crazy he is.

That's why we asked
for forgiveness in advance.

Bhullar.

Things will work out today.
Wait and watch.

Hello. - Send us home.

Otherwise we'll get sober.

Give us worth Rs. 1000 today.

We'll knock at your door again,
day after tomorrow.

So Munshi, what's going on?

Nothing, sir. - No.

What business is going on here?

Well, sir, they will buy
bad stuff from outside and die.

We give pure stuff.

Hats off to you, Munshi.

You do such an illegal
thing in such a legal manner.

Who is he who left in such a hurry?

Sir, we'll discuss this after
the joining formalities are over.

First get over with them.

I'll do that but make sure...

...that I don't make you
leave today itself. - Yes.

No, sir.

Come on. Come on, everyone.

Come on.

Come on.
Come on. Come on. Go stand there.

Come on.

Come on, now.

Should I call a band for you?
- Come on.

Come on.

Who spare parts are these?

Not spare parts,
sir, but smoking engines.

They are addicts, sir.

But I was not with them, brother.

Brother. Did you play
marbles or doll house with me?

How can I be your brother?

Take them in. - Come on. Come on.

Come on. Everyone.

You have come at
an auspicious hour, sir.

You came and the police
station is now worth millions.

Worth millions? What do you mean?

They are rich kids, sir.
Rs. 3 lakhs at least.

You have brought good fortune
to this police station, sir.

Munshi, you are mistaken.

What made you think that you'll
say take a bribe and I'll take it?

Sir, I'm very against such things.

Sir, they are their families
will be fined with it.

Sir, if we don't take money
from them they use it to buy drugs.

We'll get an excuse to
give milk to our children.

But this is corruption, right?

Not corruption, sir, cooperation.

Look, now we cannot feed
the seniors from our own pockets.

Sir, I'm getting a sniff of powder.
I think Diljaan is coming.

I am the one who has used powder.
She avoids a bath.

Thank you, sir.
Congrats. - Hello sir.

Sir, television reporters
have com outside.

Prince.

Yes.

Youth is being bitten by
the poisonous snake called drugs.

Drug addicts and drug dealers
are at a rise in Fatehgarh Sahib.

Today, some addicts were caught
and brought to the police station.

And I Kranti Kiran am going
to give you a detailed report on it.

These are the youth of Punjab.

Drugs have made them its slave.

Since when have
you been having drugs?

And who supplies drugs to you?

Heads hanging down in
shame and being speechless...

...is this Punjab's future?

And you?

Are you scared of showing your face?

Only those who have done
something wrong get scared.

I was arrested by mistake.

Look at her clothes.
It's like curry with rice.

Now we will talk to
this police station's...

...in-charge Manjeet Singh Firki.

He has joined just today.

Inspector, will you keep
this case restricted to arrest...

...or will you go to
the root of it as well?

No, we'll investigate it.

Government pays us to investigate.

And it's not like we have
opened a poultry farm inside.

What if you get pressure
from your seniors?

We send it back
to where it came from.

What does it have to
do in a police station?

You saw? Same tune, same melody.
Same answers.

But we will expose the truth.

With Camera man Prince, this is
Kranti Kiran for Day and Night news.

Fatehgarh Sahib.

See you, Mr. Manjeet Singh.

I'll see you soon.

You saw, sir?

This is how news reporters
treat honest cops.

Have the ones at the
gate have gone out to buy oil?

Scold the one who let them come in.

Why don't you point
your fingers at me instead?

Has the government assigned
you to be behind me?

Do some other work as well sometimes.

Sister. - Sister!

It is easy to call someone sister.

It's difficult to
maintain a relationship.

Shut up.

Yes, Bindra,
what did you want to say?

Sister, you talk very
fast during the shoot.

Reduce your speed.

Bindra, you increase your speed.

Inspector too must be
wonder who has he messed with.

Now I'll keep an eye on these cops.

Control your emotions, Kranti.

Do your job. Don't try to be patriot.

Just a minute. It's my mother's call.

Yes, mother? Why did you call me?

Kranti, I called to tell you...

To come home early.

Don't mess with anyone.

Don't talk a lot. I remember
all your orders and instructions.

But dear, I am bound to get worried.

Mother India, don't worry.

Don't worry. Okay?

Love you. Bye.

Every mother is a sweet-dish.

But made with tension.

Bindra, stop at an inn.

Let's have some tea and snacks.

Very handsome, right?
- Thank you, Jaan.

Mad man. I'm talking about sir.

You are unnecessarily
taking it personally.

'I'll assign your duty to the court.'

Why? Got yourself insulted
early in the morning?

Sir, how about offering me some tea?

Scoundrel,
are you at grandparents' house?

Look not at my tea but my state.

It has been 19 days
since I've seen my wife.

My younger brother
has a nice job for himself.

You can either remove it or eat it.

Abuse me if you want, why
are you abusing your younger brother?

This won't help.

Call your parents.

Finish our job and
get out of this hell.

Do one thing.

Take my phone. Call your folks.

I won't call them.

Release me if you want to,
otherwise I stick around.

We won't release you, sit down.

If you don't leave me,
I'll have something and die.

Now we both cannot stay under
one roof, mother's darling daughter.

Bhullar,
you start early in the morning.

Hey, did Dhakkan give milk?

How are you, sister?
Make up's sister.

Try milk cream, artificial
creams won't help, I'm telling you.

Go and give this
advice to your mother.

My mother has taught this to me.

How are you,
my darling brother-in-law?

Stop your nonsense.

Where is the new officer?

I heard he was a hockey player.

Sir, accept my good wishes.

Young officers should be like him.

I've never been this pleased
to see a buffalo as I'm to see you.

I'm.. - Dhakkan cowherd from Khanpur.

He has information
the entire area, sir.

There's another use of him.
He's our informer.

I'm his brother-in-law, sir.

Sir, I'll get 1⁄2 kilo special milk
for you. Absolutely unadulterated.

But keep it safe some
the cat called Munshi.

Move aside.
Why are you coming over me?

Make him brush his
teeth with Colgate.

My nostrils are burning.

Who are you?

You can consider me to be
this police station's nurturer.

I've been providing it
milk since the last 15 years.

Do you add water to
milk or milk to water?

How much do you charge for milk?

Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful.

It's amazing. It's amazing.

I've been providing milk to the
police station since I was just a kid.

This is the first time
someone has asked for its cost.

Sir, you and here? In custody?

What have you done? - They
arrested some addicts yesterday.

I was just a spectator,
they arrested me as well.

Do you know him?

Whom do I don't know?

Now he will come in handy.

Which rich father does he belong to?
- Rich father?

Brother-in-law,
he is comrade Surjeet Singh's son.

Unemployed.

First unemployment had troubled him.

And now you are troubling him.

Okay.

What is it, Munshi?
Why did you sigh like that?

Nothing, sir.
His father is irritating.

And very honest as well.

We won't get anything. - Really?

Get him out and bring him to me.

Son, you should watch
were you are standing.

If I see you standing
with addicts again...

...I won't put you in custody,
I'll put you in jail.

You'll lose your biceps
there cutting sugarcane.

What timing, sir. - Okay.

Forget okay.

Be grateful to sir.
And find yourself a job.

Thank you, sir. - Okay. Go away.

Move.

Brother,
you used to play hockey, right?

Why? Did I make a mistake?

Should I have had
played cricket instead?

No. I mean you are
Manjeet Singh Firki, right?

Yes. Why?

I was wondering since yesterday
where have I seen you.

You play so well, brother.

I'm a huge fan of yours.

Really? - Hockey used
to dance in your hands, master.

Brother, the goal you
made against Pakistan...

It was superb. - Really?

Now do the same wonders
being an inspector.

I'll try.

Thank you, sir. - Okay.

Thank you. - Take care.

Sir, I am also your fan.

But beware of Munshi,
he's my brother-in-law.

Come here. - Yes?

Go there and brush your teeth. Go.

Sir, what was Dhakkan saying?

Dhakkan said Munshi is a dog, he
plays bad games. He is a bad player.

Are you a dog?

I am just a player.

From where should I
get you a royal necklace?

I'm a constable not an inspector.

Sorry, sir.

I'm surrounded with crazy people.

Don't worry, sir.

I'm here to take care of you.

Ma'am, don't impress
me with your beauty.

Impress me with your duty.

She is doing catwalk
in the police station.

Munshi, get the daily record's book.

Why did you stop, son?

You should've ended
it then and there?

Then who would do
the household stuff?

And the Comrade wouldn't
have like it without me.

That means it wouldn't have
made any difference to you, right?

Me? I want my mother to be with me, everywhere.

Nothing's good without mother.

Then you should've taken your
mother to the police station as well.

Why are you staring at me?

Kids stay awake at
night and prepare for PCS.

And my kid...

...just spent a night in prison.

Says who?

Dhakkan Duji just told me.

Damn Duji.

They had arrested me by mistake.
- By mistake.

By now cops must've listed
you as an addict in their records.

Useless kid. Idler.

You've no future.

All I need are your good wishes.

You are arguing with me?

You start as soon as I enter
the house. "Useless kid. Idler."

What else do you want me to do?
Salute you, Deputy?

You will be a victim of the society...

...and be such a part of the
system that doesn't fit anywhere.

You should think about
work at least sometimes.

You keep loitering
around all day long.

How many interviews have I given?

And what've you done for me?

Parents too try and
help their children.

Look, get this straight.

Don't expect me to get
you a job or recommend you.

Am I crazy to still
expect that from you?

I wanted to go to Canada,
but you didn't let me.

Instead of being on
sell in a foreign market...

...work hard and produce
for your country.

Fight the system, son.

Don't be a coward.

Yes, son. You too should
start working in the fields.

How many times have
I told you that, son?

Yes. As if I own 50 acres.

Comrade has one by one given
pieces of his land to the party.

Now should I harvest on
the little land we have left?

I'll rather be done
with that as well.

Don't talk nonsense.
- Truth is bitter, papa.

I'll place a hot
iron rod on your tongue.

Raj, reason it with him.

I'll be his worst enemy
if he says a word more.

Go inside and eat something.

There's still something left?

He's feed me well.

You shouldn't get so angry.

You know how your father is.

Come with me, son. Let's eat.

Come on, son. Come on.

"Romeos."

"Romeos."

"Romeos."

"Romeos."

"We are Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos."

"We are Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos."

"We're idle, there's no job in
hand and we look for a girlfriend."

"We have loads of time to spare."

"We've degrees, yet parents growl."

"They think it's a deceit."

"We're idle, there's no job in
hand and we look for a girlfriend."

"We have loads of time to spare."

"We've degrees, yet parents growl."

"They think it's a deceit."

"We are modern Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are modern Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos." "Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are modern Romeos."

"We are bachelors with banged knees."

"We are a gang of educated Romeos."

"Lady Gaga features in our dreams."

"She has buttermilk and breaks
heart by calling us brother."

"I'm just your girl."

"So get me high."

"And you can touch me,
touch me, touch me, baby."

"I don't understand English,
sing in Punjabi."

"I'm just your girl."

"So get me high."

"And you can touch me,
touch me, touch me, baby."

"We have non-stop fun."

"We go to discos every day."

"We have non-stop fun."

"We go to discos every day."

"We boot up and ride around."

"Drive slowly.." - "Drive slowly.."

"We drive ours bullets slowly."

"We have pride, we boost."

"We swank wherever we go."

"Come on! - What else can we do?
How do we spend our time."

"Even the Romeos are tense."

"Romeos." "We are Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are modern Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are modern Romeos."

"Our planetary position is.. - Bad."

"We neither have the gigs nor...
- Money."

God, give us some cash too.
- Hear that."

"Don't waste our youth. - Help us."

"How are they related to you,
huh? - Huh?"

"Birlas and Ambanis. - Ambani."

"We friends are together.
We share our joys and sorrows."

"Look at our profile,
we are modern Romeos."

"When friends get together,
there bound to be a mess."

"Brother Mika,
I don't want any mess here."

"When friends get together,
there bound to be a mess."

"More than anything
else in the world.."

...we value our friendship."

"Our muscles stay pumped,
always ready for action."

"We use them whenever necessary."

"Love is in the mind,
every hour, every moment of the day."

"Even the Romeos are tense."

"Romeos." "We are Romeos."

"Romeos." "We are modern Romeos."

I am tired.

After all we do a lot of work.

We circle an area at least 10 times.

Every tough, man.

We don't work. We don't fear anyone.

We don't like eating bad stuff
and we don't like to do our duties.

And people call us wayward.

Pammi. How long with this last?

Not long.

We'll have to do some work.

Why are you staring at me?

I'm wonder where did
the sun rise from, today.

You look very serious.

I have decided. I'll open
a snack kiosk outside girls' college.

Earn and try.

Cut it out. Don't fly too high.

Let's do something which
will give us pride and money.

Join the police force.
- No, be a leader.

No, be a sage.

Orange dress,
disciples surrounding you.

A big car and a beautiful chick.

Chick?

What happened? - What happened?

I'll be right back.
- Where to? - Where to?

I'll be right back.

Look at this one standing alone.

Isn't he scared of the camera?

He must be some lunatic wayward.

Where to, mister?

I want to go inside?
- Do you have an appointment?

For now I'm just going to meet her.

I'll fix the next meeting's time
as well. - Who do you wish to meet?

Madam. - Which one?

The beautiful and smart one.

Let me tell you something.

All are beautiful and smart here.

You tell me her name.

I don't know her name.

Do one thing.
Come back when you know her name.

You may leave now.

Come on, get going. Come on.

Fine. I'll stay here.

She'll be leaving
from here only, right?

That's it. Today,
I'll leave only after I meet her.

Hello. Listen. Hey. I'm Ambar.

Tell me, what do you want?

I wanted to say.. - Just hold.

Aren't you the one who
was in jail a few days back?

Perfect memory.

You are right.

And now you are here to tell me not
to broadcast your face on television.

You were standing
very bravely back then.

You got scared?
I guess you are no longer high.

Success is the only
thing that gives me high.

Fear and loss are two words
that don't feature in my dictionary.

You are good at talking.

The thing is,
I want to work with you.

I like your work.

I want to be in this line of work,
like you.

You are very smart.

It's a nice excuse
to get closer to me.

Buzz off.

What else can be
expected from this type?

But the way what does
your type wants to prove?

There's a lot to prove
but we need to chance to do it.

I like the work you do.

I've decided.

This is the work I'll do.

Hello. Listen.

Hello. Hello.

Kranti. Her name is Kranti.

She doesn't listen, she talks.

You are talking about listening?

Your madam will be after me.

You just wait and watch.

Dandi is dead. - CT is dead too.

God help us if even the
police provide bad stuff.

Scoundrels,
you are accusing the police? Shut up.

The stuff you gave the other day.
- It wasn't pure at all.

What is this?

Are you at a police
station or a joint?

Why don't you arrest them?

Sir, I had. He came in
a cycle and left in an ambulance.

302 packets of Darshan were sold.

Sir, it helps with some overheads.

This is how we complete our 50.

Darshan, you handle them.
I'll handle sir.

Forget this thug.
Come straight to me.

Munshi. - Yes?

You didn't tell me about this?
What variety is this?

Forget about this, sir.
The 50,000 extra has been sent.

But there has been an
increase after you showed up.

There's 20-25 left. You can keep it.

Why should I tell them?
- No, sir. I mean keep them at home.

There are chances of it getting
stolen in the police station.

Someone might flick them.
They will be safe at home. Keep them.

But this money.. - Don't refuse it.

Sir, one should never
return the money. No, no.

You should keep them safe.

You have found a nice cashier.

Now he'll come in handy.

Munshi, have you lost your mind?

You gave him all the money.

You should've kept some for us.

When you install
a new water connection...

...you need to invest
4-5 buckets of water.

Later you can extract
as much as you want.

Excuse me.

Who's the in-charge here?

I...I mean who's the officer here?

No problem. Welcome.

I asked, who's the in-charge here?

That one.
Handsome Sikh Manjeet Singh, Firki.

Thank you.

Hello.

Hi. - Hi.

Hello.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Welcome to Fatehgarh
Sahib police station.

How may I assist you?

I am Harpreet.

You don't look like
a victim from any angle.

My name is Harpreet.

I came from UK today.

I'm in trouble.

Not a problem.

Police is meant
to do just two things.

Either give problem to
other or help them get rid of it.

There's someone staying in my house.

And he says that he's my tenant.

Oh. I get it. I get it.

He isn't paying the rent, right?
No problem.

I'll get you the rent.

If you want I can even
get it increased for you.

No. I don't know him.

That guy says bad words
and sings bad songs.

What is your main problem?

Do you want him to leave
your house or sing good songs?

Oh, no. I want to lodge a complaint.

I want him out of the house.

I'll take down your complaint.
Munshi, come here.

Sit down, my boy.

Note down madam's complaint. - Okay.

Name? - Pyara Muchhad .

No. You had said your name
was something else earlier.

Is this an alias of yours?

This is the name of my...

The one who says that he's my tenant.

It's his name. Pyara Muchhad.

Oh, I'm sorry. You had said
your name was Hard.. Harpreet.

Are you single?
- Yes, I've come alone.

No, I mean is there someone else...

That's a limit.
Will I get an army with me?

No, I mean to ask are...

...you single or
do you have a husband?

What kind of a person are you?

If I had a hubby,
he would've been with me, right?

Very good. Note it down.

Madam, why have you come to India?
To get married?

I'm in trouble and
they are trying their luck.

Isn't there anything
else to do in India?

Does everyone come
here only to get married?

If people here could have their way...

...they would bring the band
at the airport, get married there...

...and send off from there itself.

You are right.

There's another important
question I need to ask.

Are you on Facebook?

Focus your attention
on the complaint book.

Do my work.

He's acting like a Romeo.

Each country's police have
a different style of working.

Tell me your mobile number.

98.. - Go on. - 1...

Don't act smart.

Note down my complaint.

Darshan. Madam, we'll thoroughly
investigate the matter.

You will get justice.
Listen. - Yes, sir?

Go to madam's house.

Go and see what the problem is.

Munshi, get some tea
and snacks for madam.

Madam, not even the UK police
can do what Punjab police can.

I'm sorry.

I didn't want to hurt you.
But I, too, am hurt.

You guys are doing a great job.

People lie when they say that Punjab
police never works without money.

That's the problem, madam.

There's a misconception
about Punjab police.

Actually,
not everybody is corrupt. Right?

So, the thing is,
there are so many good people.

Sir talks quite a lot in English.
He's just not talking a lot.

It's a little rusty because I don't
talk much at the police station.

I don't need to talk a lot.

And as far as the
money is concerned...

...let me know if you need some.

You are a foreigner. We'll help you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you. - Welcome.

Bye.

Sir, it's a nice case.

We should solve it.

You are taking a lot
of interest in this case.

No, sir. I'll stay away from it.

She's NRI.

She is single.

Luckily, you too are single, sir.

Both of you are of marriageable.

It's a steal.

I'll make every single
person stand at the square...

...and tell them never to get married.

Sir, he's a little crazy.

Crazy? He has shaken me to the core.

"My name is Pyara."

"Pyara's youth."

Bloody England has returned.

She threatens me with the police.

"I can pick a burning
coal straight from the fire."

"I can do the impossible, dear."

"I can do the impossible,
dear." - Look...

...he's singing bad songs.

He's turned this house into a club.

Hello, officer.

What is this nonsense?

Behave or else I know how to hang
you upside down and make you dance.

Yes, sir. I know.

Tell him to leave my house.

Have you lost your mind, ma'am?

I'm your tenant since
the last 5 years.

I deposit Rs.
1800 at the beginning of every month.

How are you doing, officer?

This matter seems complicated, madam.

He has evidence.

This matter will go to the court.

Don't worry.
We'll find a solution for it.

Madam, am I troubling you in any way?

Let me stay. If you want
you can increase the rent.

You are messy,
you threaten the owner.

Throw him out of here.

Don't make false accusations on me.

Why would I do that?

Where will I go at this age?

He's lying, he's acting.

Madam, we cannot remove
a tenant just like that.

I'll ask him to come to
the police station in the evening.

I'll question him there.

Listen up.

Come to the police
station in the evening...

...or else I will throw you
out with your bag and baggage.

I will. I surely will.

Okay, madam. I'll make a move now.

Thanks. - Thank you.

The mention of police
station has turned you pale.

Now you will come to know tomorrow.

What will I come to know?

"First job is to
get rid of the enemies."

"Second job is to
crack open bottles."

Keep barking. You'll learn
a lesson tomorrow morning.

Ma'am, there's a boy following us.

If you say, I'll go confront him.

Drive. Don't act smart.

Who is he?

I am not a directory.

I cannot know about everybody.

You find such at
every nook and corner.

But the piece is nice. Smart boy.

Shall I make you sit behind him?

You shouldn't go crazy about them.

They are roadside Romeos.

They say "Hi" to one
and "Bye" to another.

We'll discuss...

Hello, sir.

What brings you to
a police station today?

Lions, snakes and clever
ones never forget their way.

What say?

So, what should I take you to be?
A lion, a snake or clever?

One understands only
as much as he can understand.

Sir, he is contractor Sucha Singh.

The kingmaker of our area.

Darshan, you are giving
a lot of respect to such people.

I know what games
they play very well.

Sir, this area belongs to him.

The whole ground belongs to him.

He seems to always get his way.
He's loaded.

A catch we can cash in on then.

Come, sir. Come on in.

Bless this police station.

Anyway, Sucha plays out in the open.

I am from Patti.

A very shady place, isn't it?

What say?
- My name is Manjeet Singh Varach.

I am from Khemkaran.

There aren't many good things
to talk about my area either.

Nothing stays hidden from
cheetah's eyes and an ant's nose.

Sucha knows everything about you.

Hence I have come to meet you.

Otherwise, inspectors come
to my place to pay their respects.

What says?

The way you are explaining
things I feel like serving you well.

I mean serve you with food and all.

Get some tea and sweets.

Sucha loves to eat and drink.

But I don't have tea and sweets.

Home brewed liquor and
meat is what interests me.

Come over someday,
I'll satiate all your desires.

What say?

Sir, no matter what kind of a person
you are I really liked your style.

Your attire and the
manner in which you talk...

...I feel you have tried
your hand in Punjabi movies.

That's it.

That's why destiny didn't favor me.

Contractor Sucha Singh
got so busy in contracts...

...that he couldn't let
his this desire succeed.

Who do I tell? - Don't worry.

I'll make a film on you someday.

And also make it play
in some or the other channel.

Even if it's a news channel.
What say?

You'll have to pay for
being a movie buff someday.

Don't threaten me like Amrish Puri.

Munshi, I say, I'll also
make a film on him some day.

What's the need, sir?
He's already in a lot of trouble.

What? - It's a mess. God knows.

Stop them. - Stop the car.
Stop the car. Stop the car.

Yes. Tell me.

This car isn't allowed in here.
Reverse it.

Why so? Why isn't
this car allowed inside?

Sir's orders.
- We're just doing our duty.

Fine, you do your
duty and we'll do ours.

But you cannot stop
us from going inside.

What is it?
- This car cannot go inside.

Really?

Come outside. Get the camera too.

Now tell us, can this car go inside?

Yes, of course.
A police station belongs to everyone.

Anyone can come in and go outside.

Budh Singh, let them go inside.

Yes, of course. Go inside.

Go. Go. Go. Go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

It's all about good
and bad times. - True.

It's said that if the times are good
even a sleeping lion gets a prey.

And if times are bad even a lion
has to act like a rat before a cat.

What say?

We have perhaps come at a good time.

As you know few young addicts
were arrested a few days back.

But when,
how and why were they released?

We will discuss that today.

Madam, you are mistaken.

We found that group
just messing around.

We gave them a warning and left them.

After giving them a warning
or after taking a bribe?

Madam, you cannot accuse
the police without any evidence.

Evidence?

If I am not wrong,
aren't you contractor Sucha Singh?

Hello, madam.

You are right.

I am contractor Sucha Singh.

So dramatic.

Sir, what brings you here?

Birds, lovers and guards
never stay at one place, ma'am.

I, contractor Sucha Singh,
am the guard of this society.

Increasing usage drugs is
the biggest problem of your area.

And your name is at the
top of the list of drug vendors.

Stop it, madam.

Take your cameras away.

Stop saying such nonsensical things.

You guys don't wait even
a minute to insult decent people.

Come on. Take the camera away.

Come on.

Inspector, did the contractor
come to bail someone out...

...or to recommend someone?

I heard that the addicts
you had arrested were released...

...after taking a bribe from them.

Listen, aren't you the
one we released the other day?

He is the one.

You are great.
We released you from jail...

...and you landed up
at the channel studio.

I had arrested you with the addicts.

How much did you pay and get out?

On whose recommendation
did I release you?

Come in front of the camera and talk.

But today's topic is Sucha Singh.

Madam, is this police station...

...the only pond which
waters your news harvest?

We are here to solve
the problems of this area.

First get evidence Sucha
Singh and then we'll talk.

Manjeet Singh Varach
might have joined recently...

...but he has learnt the language
of experienced cops very quickly.

With cameraman Prince, this
is Kranti Kiran, Day and Night news...

...from Fatehgarh Sahib.

Madam.

You should have some
tea before you leave.

You can have Sucha Singh's tea.

Will you leave or
should we drop you home?

Buzz off.

Sir, hats off to you.

You corned the girl well.
It didn't return.

It hit the red corner and went out.

If they enter the police
station again, puncture the tires.

Okay, sir.

"Without you, my heart.."

"..stays restless."

"I am getting into
a habit of seeing you."

"Of seeing you."

"My heart wishes that
I should keep looking at you."

"My heart wishes.."

"It keeps chanting your name."

"It keeps chanting your name."

"I don't know why."

"Without you,
my heart stays restless."

"I don't know why."

"Without you,
my heart stays restless."

"I don't know why."

"I don't know why."

"My heart is no
longer in my control."

"I've given up on it."

"It's only of use to you now."

"My heart is no
longer in my control."

"I've given up on it."

"It's only of use to you now."

"All it says that
you should be mine."

"All it says that
you should be mine."

"I don't know why."

"Without you,
my heart stays restless."

"I don't know why."

"I don't know why."

"It's the first time it is in love."

"It's a little mad.
It has gone crazy."

"It's the first time it is in love."

"It's a little mad.
It has gone crazy."

"I am hallucinating like Ranjha."

"I am hallucinating like Ranjha."

"I don't know why."

"Without you,
my heart stays restless."

"I don't know why."

"Without you,
my heart stays restless."

"I don't know why."

"Yes, I don't know why."

Hello.

Where are you, sir?

So far away.

Where all distances cease to exist.

So dramatic.

Deepi, you saw that?
He is a modern Ranjha.

He keeps weaving dreams.

Thank God,
you at least linked me to Ranjha.

You need to be a
cowherd to be a Ranjha.

For 12 years.

Can you do that? - For 12 years?

I'll grow old in that long a period.

I can think about it
if it's only for 2-4 months.

How aptly people
address you as wayward.

You don't do any work and
you consider yourself a Ranjha.

Don't under estimate me.

One I set my eyes on
something I never back out.

The things you do,
are they meant for girls to do?

Forgive me,
but you too are a wayward.

A female wayward.

She says she wants to get
contractor Sucha Singh arrested.

It's a job meant for cops.
The government.

Why? Why can't I do it?

Just because I'm a girl?

No, when did I say you are a girl?

A wayward. A female wayward.

Tell me, what do you have
to do with contractor Sucha Singh?

You should do nice programs.

Kranti top ten.

Wear nice Indian dresses.

You have lost your mind.

There's no cure for you.

I've found a cure.

I'll work with you.

"Stubborn as you I can be too."

There's a counter for this as well.

"I'll go where you go be assured."

Stay in your limits,
don't try to cross them.

Smartass rebel.

So, how are you?

I would've told you how
I feel if you had met me sooner.

I got engaged to someone
in Australia a month ago.

Oh. So sad.

So, I don't stand a chance? - Sorry.

Bindra, get two burgers.

You just eat them.

That only awakened my hunger.

You are an amazing person,
I must say.

Think about it again.

Do you want to go to Australia?

No chance now.

Hi, dude.

Why do you read newspaper
all day long, like an old man?

There's no use of
scaring an elephant and...

...making you understand,
Kamaldeep Kushal.

How many times have
I told you to call me daddy?

What say?

Oh, come on, dude.
What difference does it make?

We are buddies. We are friends.

And please don't call
me Kamaldeep Kushal.

Just call me Kevin.

Kevin.

Your English just kills me.

Now tell me, why did you
call me urgently from Manali?

Son, the problem
is that I am worried.

And the reason for my worry
is a channel's worthless reporter.

That's it? Is that it?

A snake doesn't feel
as threatened of a flute...

...and a loin cloth of jeans
as I of the news channel reporters.

Oh, come on, dude.
It's not a big deal.

Sucha Singh can handle everyone.

The police, the leaders.

But what do about the
new channel reporters?

A Jat never drinks water
if he doesn't wishes to.

But I had to drink my
anger at the police station.

Oh, come on, dude.
Don't be so dramatic.

Let me think.

You can think in English, son...

...but explain it in Punjabi.

Yes. Just relax.

Just chill, dude. Just chill.

These news channel reporters
haven't dropped in from heaven.

So, what do they want?

Money. Money. Simple.

You have become very smart,
my son Kushal.

Thanks, dude. Thanks.

I'll handle everything.

You just tell me that
channel reporter's name.

A crow doesn't remember locations and
Sucha doesn't remember names, son.

She had a very weird name.

Inquilab Kaur?

Yes. Kranti.

Oh. It's a girl.

Do one thing, appoint
the village council, a lawyer...

...influence a judge,
find powerful brothers-in-law.

Do whatever mess you want to do.
Humiliate me as you want.

My first posting
is in a mental asylum.

Sir, if you have non-vegetarian food,
I'll cook and get chicken tomorrow.

No, I love ducks.
Cook a duck for me tomorrow.

I love fish.

Forget fish,
tell me where can I find ducks.

Yes, dad. Didn't come before me.

Can I sit down? -Yes?

Can I sit down?

For sure.
Why not? Please, have a seat.

Yes. - Hello.

Sure. Have a seat. - Thank you.

Is Pyara Muchhad okay now?

He's not okay.

He's so cunning.

He repeats the same story every day.

I had come to India
to enjoy a vacation.

But that Muchhad has
ruined everything for me.

I feel like having
something and dying.

Don't say such things.
Your enemies must die.

Why should you die?

How can you lose hope when I am here?

That Muchhad has hurt me.

Now I'll keep my feelings
in my heart and leave.

'You can go only if I let
you pass the check post of my heart.'

'Why are you bypassing it?'

Did you say something? - Yes.

What? - Bypass.

Check post. Heart.. - What pass?

No, nothing. - What? Where?

A technical thought
came into my mind.

Don't worry about Pyara Muchhad.

I'll uproot his moustaches that...

...it looks like someone
has uprooted a raddish.

If I don't bash him up and
clean him well then question me.

Understand?

Are you talking about a salad?

No, I am saying that I'll
cut Pyara Muchhad moustaches.

Understand?

Yes, you are talking
about thrashing him.

You are so naive, not just
thrash him, I'll disfigure him.

Understand?

Yeah. Little bit.

You say a lot of things
at the police station.

And over there Muchhad threatens me.

Madam, I'll help you.

Why bother sir?

Darshan, you shouldn't be so helpful.

You should let officers
so some work on their own.

You don't worry, madam.

Henceforth, I'll handle this case.

Thanks.

I thought Punjab police is done for.

But you are very nice.

Thank you. - I'll wait for you.

Where? - At home.

Oh. Regarding the case. - Yes.

Definitely I'll come. I'll see to it.

Okay. - Okay then.

I'll make a move. - Okay.

Bye. Bye. - Bye.

Sir, Pyara has paid us fees for it.

Darshan, some cases are
dearer than Pyara's fees.

Do one thing. - Yes?

You do your duty at Suhr Mandi.
I'll handle this case.

Forget the fees now.

I think we'll have
to pay from our pockets.

If you service your
brains with same interest...

...then you, too, might have a future.

You make it shine and leave.

What do you want?

That I, too, should leave early in
the morning with you, for a protest?

Dear, your lectures won't
have any effect on him.

It didn't affect
the government either.

Economical, discipline, anarchy.

Praise some, criticize some.

I at least have an aim.

I have dedicated my life to my party.

And ours as well, Comrade.

You also gave them 5 acres of land.

People don't even give
free rides to anyone anymore.

And my father gave such
a big chunk of land to the party.

He says a revolution will come.

Hello. - Hello.

I'm Kranti.

Thank God revolution
came to comrade's house.

No matter what the form it came in.

I didn't recognize you, dear.

Actually,
I'd met Ambar a few days back.

He wants to work for our channel.

Really?

I cannot believe it.

I couldn't either, in the beginning.

I, too, took him to
be like other guys, but...

He is worse.

Uncle, parents often
underestimate their children.

All Ambar is missing
is an opportunity.

Otherwise, Ambar is very
dedicated and committed.

And our channel's
CEO wants to meet Ambar.

He's worthless.

If you can get some work out of
him then I consider it revolutionary.

Comrade, will you only
offer her your wise words...

...or will you offer her
some refreshments as well?

The atmosphere of your
house is very jovial.

Come, dear. This father-son
duo will continue with their gags.

Come with me.

Hello.

Come. Come along.

Oh, my God.

Look, your tongue
is eager to praise me...

...but all you are
giving me is a reaction.

Now will you let me in or are you
planning to send me off from outside?

I thought you are just an inspector.

But you are smart as well.

Sorry. Sorry. Come in.

Look, I look damn smart in a uniform.

And I look deadly in civil clothes.
- Deadly?

"Tell me if you
want to kill someone."

"Tell me if you
want to kill someone."

See. See.

He's singing. - "Tell me
if you want to kill someone."

"Tell me if you
want to kill someone."

You have a guest.

You are angry with me but you
are talking merrily to your guest.

Who are you, mister?

Madam UK, guest not allowed.

"Tell me if you
want to kill someone."

"Tell me if you
want to kill someone."

This is how he barks the whole day.

Did you see that?

What are you showing him?

Is he a cop?

Then what, is he your cousin?

He's Firki.

Firki? So what?

Seems like you've
had a little too much.

He's SHO Firki.

Firki.

So what? I'll apologize.

Forgive me for my mistakes.

I couldn't recognize
you because of your uniform.

Don't get too close, I say.

I get hyper when I see a bad person.

I don't especially spare
the one who misbehaves with ladies.

A dog. I'm a dog.
I'm a dog. I'm a dog.

This happened because I was drunk.

I have never said anything
bad to sister when sober.

Sober? When are you ever sober?

You even gargle with liquor.

Sister, why are you
complaining about me?

Forgive me, Government.

By the way, if I knew,
I would've a bottle for you.

Muchhad,
I feel I'll have to serve you.

No, sir. You are my guest.

I'm at your service.

Be a man and leave the
house otherwise I'll thrash you.

Of course.
I'll leave whenever you say.

By the way I've a
setting with Darshan...

Listen to me. Get out of this place.

If I see you in this area
again then I'll be your worst enemy.

Yes. No. Never. Never. - Get lost.

Never. - Get lost! - Oh my.

You strict nature
turned him into a cat.

'I'm strict only in nature,
at heart I'm very generous.'

'Jats may sound harsh but they
are very soft from within, dear.'

Did you say something?

Yes. I was saying...

Don't you check
your Facebook account?

There's no network here.

I think I'll have to
install a tower here now.

What? - No, I was saying...

...I have sent a request on Facebook.

Please check and accept it.

"It will come in handy."

"Chant his name."

"It will come in handy."

By tomorrow. - For sure.

For sure. For sure.

"You cheat me.
You cheat me, pampered doll."

"You pampered doll."

Are you a human or a shadow?

Not a shadow, a monster.

"Bind together the incomplete ones,
oh, damsel."

"Bind together the incomplete ones,
oh, damsel."

What is it? Are you bad at
driving or do you have a death wish?

Look is western and
the tone is Punjabi.

I love it.

Hello? Who are you?

Why did you stop me?

I had thought of something else...

...but never mind.

You can go now.

He seems to have lost his mind.

Beauty.

Now I will change the whole game.

Hi, dude.

Our problem is solved.

I met Kranti.

She must've wondered on seeing you...

...I would've better off if I
would've stuck to making dung cakes...

...I would've managed
to stay away from Jaildhar.

How much did you offer
her to keep her mouth shut?

Dad, what money, what mouth?

Just leave it. Dad.

I'm in love.

Dad, your Kevin's likes Kranti.

Damn you.

A loin fell for a sweet potato?

I hadn't sent you to like the girl.
What say?

Dude, what I want to say is that
I want to bring the reporter home.

Then she will say what we want.

What say, dude?

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Loin could never leave the
jungle and settle down in city...

...because he was sure that...

...the monkey cannot handle
the administration of the jungle.

But hats off to you.

You have unburdened the loin.

Oh, that way.

That's how my preparations are.

Dad, quickly get ready.

We have to go and
meet the girl's family.

No engagement, direct marriage.

Sir, she seems restless
and you are standing...

...here adjusting your turban.

Munshi, don't you worry.

Now is turban is in her destiny.

You are great, sir.

Such criminals need reprimanding.

This criminal isn't a small one.

She has stolen my heart.

It's a steal.

Just a minute. Just a minute, sir.

What is this? - Good luck.

You seem fully loaded always.

Sir is busy.

It's difficult to meet him today.
Come some other day.

I am free. You go and
busy yourself with something.

Hello. How are you, ma'am?
Are you alright?

You look upset.

Has Pyara Muchhad come back?

Come home and check.

He's sleeping in the courtyard
like an electrocuted donkey.

He's sleeping there even
after leaving your house?

When did he leave? He's stubborn.

You came home, threatened him,
but it had no effect on him.

I have decided to go back to UK.

Think over it again.

If you leave,
I won't come there to get you.

He's an employee here.

He's upset over some personal matter.

Hear that.

When the police staff is
upset with their own problems...

...then how will they
solve our problems?

We'll get rid of
those sorrows, madam...

...first let us satiate our hunger.

Munshi, get something
for madam to eat.

Sit down, ma'am. Sit down.

Sir, will tea and fritters suffice...

...or should I ask
Diljaan to make Maggie?

No. We'll ask her.
Tell me, what should I order?

You can get anything from
Mc Donald's, KFC, Pizza Hut...

...Domino'z. You give us the order.

Damn you.

How will you solve the problem?

You are reciting the
menu like they do in the inns.

I know everything.
All of you are lazy.

You are after money.

Thank you for not solving my problem.

I have decided I'll
never come here again.

Sir, the iron is hot,
you can give it any shape you want.

Munshi, for the first time
you've said something right.

Now you will see that
either Pyara Muchhad...

...will leave her house or his body.

Now when I'll kick him,
they'll hear...

...him screams in UK.

That's for sure, sir.

Hello. - Hello, sister.

Brother, what is this?

I didn't recognize you.

I'll tell you.

Have a seat.

Have a seat, sister.

Actually,
sister, peacock and people...

...look good only
while dancing in joy.

This is nothing.

I'll call in for the president's
band for the wedding.

The one that plays
in Delhi on 15th August.

I am contractor Sucha Singh.

I've come to ask for your daughter's
hand in marriage for my son.

What say?

With God's grace your
son must be getting...

...marriage proposals
from affluent families.

Then why my Kranti?

Stop.

Kranti is very honest,
decent and down to earth.

I spoke to him about
Kranti and he said yes.

Right, son?

Dad, can I ever say no to you?

Dad, aunt's smile suggest
that she accepts it.

No. I cannot accept
it without asking Kranti.

She is such a well-cultured girl.

How can she ever refuse her mother?

Accept these gifts
as auspicious token...

...and let's fix the engagement date.

No, brother.

I cannot accept these
without Kranti's acceptance.

Dad, the chances are fifty-fifty.

He's saying she will mostly say yes.

But I should listen to you.

Anyway, she will say yes.

What say?

Sugar?

One.

By the way,
I could've added the sugar.

Then it would've been too sweet.

You have learnt how to sweet talk.

I stay with you.

I am bound to learn
something from you.

Okay, tell me,
what work did you have?

Why did you ask me to meet you here?

There's many at time
when there's no work...

...but one feels like sitting...

...and having tea with someone.

Don't get too frank.

If I can get you a job
I can even get you fired.

I'd called you here to thank you.

Thanks for the job.

You're welcome.

It's my mother's call. Wait. Wait.

Yes, mamma? What worries you now?

No worries, I wanted
to discuss something with you.

Okay, I'll come home early.

No, it's urgent.
Come home immediately.

Okay, mamma. I'll come right away.

What could be so important?

Some boy's marriage
proposal must have come.

What other work do mothers have?

Shall I drop you
home on my motorcycle?

No, thanks.

I have a ride.

Bye.

Sooner or later,
I'll have you on my bike.

His name is Kevin.

Contractor's son.

I got it. - What?

I had covered some news
about Sucha Singh a few days back.

And today,
he has brought a proposal for me.

Great.

And what's wrong with that?

Mom, they want to mum me
and tie me down at their home.

You should say such
things on television.

You say whatever you please.

Whatever I say is right.

You said it and I heard it.

Now I very well know
what I need to do next.

I feel you should get married to him.

What?

What did you say? - Look...

What do girls want?

A rich husband,
servants, cars, kitty parties.

I feel it's perfect with you.

Wonderful. You know girls so well.

That's what it is. - I didn't
come here seeking your advice.

Then why did you tell me?

Look, I can help
you in any way you want.

You tell me what you want me to do.

I can risk my life for you.

I asked how I should
convince my mother.

Oh, I see.

By the way,
do you have any other boy in mind?

I mean tell me if you do.

It will make things easier.

You have nothing to
do with what one feels.

You only think about yourself.

What wrong question did I ask?

I'm trying to solve
your problem , right?

Okay, what did you say
that contractor's son's name is?

Kevin.

Is he a foreigner?

Should I get him out of your way?

I mean, it shouldn't
be that I do your work...

...and you still don't
sit on my motorbike.

Sick. You are sick, man.

What did I come here for
and what is he talking about?

Oh. Hello.

Sorry, I shared this with you.

"You are pleasant and beautiful."

"You smile and steal hearts."

"You are number one amongst girls."

"I love you. I am crazy about you."

"I'm eager to unite with you."

"The first hurdle
of my stubborn nature.."

"The first hurdle
of my stubborn nature.."

"You'll have to
cross it on your own."

"I love you for sure."

"But you'll have to ask for my heart,
beautiful."

"There is no doubt about it."

"I'm beautiful."

"I am the talk of the town,
philanderer."

"You agree and yet act arrogant."

"The gem won't fit in your ring."

"A sane person might lose his mind."

"A sane person might lose his mind."

"When my eyes target him."

"If you are stubborn then
boys salute my arrogance too."

"If you are stubborn then boys
salute my arrogance too, handsome."

"There' s surely some
magic in your eyes."

"There' s surely some
magic in your eyes."

"That's why I am
on a high of your love."

"Wait and watch this
Jat will make you give in."

"You think highly of yourself."

"You think highly of yourself."

"You'll have to blend in with me."

"I love you for sure."

"But you'll have to ask for my heart,
beautiful."

"Even girls discuss about me."

"Even girls discuss about me."

"God has blessed me
with beauty and complexion."

"I know boys like you very well."

"My tantrums are a little
different than yours."

"My tantrums are a little
different than yours."

"I first ask for
heart and then life."

"If you are stubborn then
boys salute my arrogance too."

"I love you for sure."

"But you'll have to ask
for my heart." - Handsome.

We've got the first
link for our mission...

...to unmask illicit drug business.

Last night our special
team gathered some clues...

Last night our special
team gathered some clues...

Here's a glimpse of it.

This is the river of drugs which
washing the future of Punjab away.

This young man's name is Kevin and...

...is the only spoilt brat
of businessman city Fatehgarh Sahib.

What the hell is this?

I feel like hanging you upside down.

Or punish you in such a way...

...that you'll scream while
getting your photo clicked.

Stupid. - But dad,
it's not my mistake.

Why could I defame myself?

Does the drug relationship
extend from son to his father?

Is there a mask on contractor
Sucha Singh's face?

There are a lot of questions.

We still need to find answers.

Have you lost your mind?

In front of whose
camera are you dancing?

And these drugs? Who is having them?

But we were just having fun.

Your fun will send us to prison.

Go and find out who shoot this video.

Hey Rambo, recognized me?

Yup. I'd seen you on television.

You think you're very smart?

What's there to think? I am.

Really? Then let's
change your identity today.

Skinny bone, you thought
you can scare me with your men?

I'm more than enough for you.

Guys, you just stay here.

I'll be back in two minutes.

Perhaps you don't know
that I spend 4 hours in gym...

...everyday.

Hey!

No one will interfere.

Hey.

Come on, guys. When will you come,
when he breaks my arms?

Oh damn.

Get him.

Thrash him.

Will you guys only get thrashed
or will you thrash him as well?

You...

This Rambo is good.

Scoundrel, why are you
hitting the wall? Go and hit him.

My Reebok's goggles.

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

Here you go.

That's better.

Damn you.

Come here.

Break his hands.

His hands are strong.

He dislocated my shoulder.

Catch him. Catch him.

Enough. Now let me
give the final touch.

I'm coming. I'll teach you a lesson.

I'm coming. You're hitting a boy.

Get going. - I'm coming.

Wait. - Hurry up.
Start the car. Let's go.

I'm coming. Young man.. Young man...

...they've beaten you black and blue.

But I've recorded
everything on my mobile.

Wonderful, uncle.

Even Jats have become hi-tech.

Keep it safe. It will come in handy.

Don't tell anyone
that Ambar was thrashed.

Wonderful, my brave boy.

You are hurt, yet you are joking.

You are strong. - Yes, uncle.

Stay strong. Come on,
get up, I'll take you in a tractor.

Get up. Get up, my brave boy.

"The boy always keeps
his revolver loaded."

"He keeps it loaded."

"People get out of his way
fearing him, wherever he goes."

"Fearing him."

"The boy always keeps
his revolver loaded."

"He keeps it loaded."

"The boy always keeps his revolver
loaded." - Mr. Muchhad. Mr. Muchhad.

What're you doing?

Entertainment. Having fun.

With a pistol?
- No, it's duplicate. It's fake.

I thought sister is feeling
bored so I should entertain her.

What? - Even the police gets bored,
entertain them.

What?

"I jumped.."

"I jumped... and the gait changed,
my love."

"Look at what wonders I can do,
my love."

"Look at what wonders I can do,
my love." - Enough.

Munshi. - Yes, sir.

This is his revolver. - It's fake.

Make it real and
register a case on him.

And search his room? - Search it?

Why search it, sir? - We've got...

...information against
you that you deal in drugs.

Drugs? I don't do drugs...
- Oh, my God. I'll record this.

I'm so excited. - Hold on.

We're doing the investigation
in an illegal manner.

One cannot even think
of photographing it...

...and you are trying
to make a move on it?

Sir, we have got a sack
full of Doda (poppy husk)...

...and half a kilo of opium.

Munshi, for how long will
he have to stay in prison?

At least four years.

Bless you.

And for the revolver?
- I can book him under TADA.

He'll die inside.

I just need to put 15-20
bullets in it. Here they are...

I mean I found them in his room.

Sir, this is cheating.
- What've you been doing until now?

You've been doing the same.
We've taken the trying from you.

Mind blowing. Great job.

Top police in the world.

This is the first time
we're hearing this about us.

Thank you.

Munshi, book a case
against Pyara Muchhad.

Write that we caught him committing
suicide at the railway lines.

We found a stolen cycle,
5 kilos of Doda and 1⁄2 kilo opium.

15 unused bullets and
a can of home brewed liquor.

Sir, I'll die. I'll die, sir.

Also write that he threatened
the officer with death.

And we forced a cyanide
capsule out of his hand.

Munshi, now for how
long will he stay in prison?

I doubt he'll come outside alive.

I feel he'll be reborn inside.

Sing. Now sing your songs.

"Keeps a revolver with
him when and how.." Sing.

Sir, please forgive me. - No,...

...you tell me do you
want to leave this house...

...or do you want
to go to the big house?

Sir, forget this house,
I won't be seen in this city.

I'll go to Pocho Mandi
and sell musical instruments...

...but you won't see me here again.

If I see you again
in this area.. - Yes?

Then I've hunted white pigs earlier.

You are not the first one.

Get lost. Get lost.

Here you go, Ms.
Harpreet. I've done my job.

Give me my orders.
What orders do you have for me?

Have a cup of tea before leaving.

'I wish you serve me tea like this,
all my life.'

Did you say something?

Thank you.

I was saying, you haven't
told me anything about yourself.

I would've surely told you,
but you never asked.

Dad stays with me in London.

And mom left me when I
was small and settled with God.

That's it. - Oh. Sorry.

Now you tell me about yourself.

Have you ever heard
about Indian hockey?

Of course, papa is a huge fan.

Do you know any hockey
players' names? - Yes.

Pargat Singh,
Rajpal, Sardara, Sandeep, Gagan.

Yeah. I know.

Have you heard a player
named Firki? Firki?

Yeah, Manjeet Firki, right?

I'm Manjeet Firki.

Oh, my God.

You're Firki.

You're Manjeet Firki? - Yes.

Oh God.

I...I've seen you play. In London.

2008. - Yes. 2008.

But you...

How did you become
a player from being a cop?

I didn't become a
player after being a cop.

I became a cop because I am a player.

If you want to know more about me...

...then you'll have to
come to my house some day.

You are imitating me.

I'll surely come.
And I'll also complain about you.

Good. Come to complain about me then.

You'll at least come home.

Check your Facebook account.

Your request will be accepted.

"I checked her profile on Facebook."

"I send a request
to a beautiful girl."

"I checked her profile on Facebook."

"I send a request
to a beautiful girl."

"Today, things have progressed."

"Thus cop.."

"God, this cop is in love."

"This cop.."

"God, this cop is in love."

"This cop.."

"I can't meet her
because of my duty."

"I can't meet her
because of my duty."

"It's not as if
I don't have a heart."

"He became a target
to someone's eyes."

"This cop.. - Come on."

"Look, our sir has fallen in love."

"Our sir.."

"Look, your sir has fallen in love."

"This cop.."

"Oh my beloved, if I had been.."

"Oh my beloved,
if I had been a golden bird."

"Oh my beloved,
if I had been a golden bird."

"Wonderful."

"I'd be always with you."

"I'd be always close to you."

"I love you a lot, my love."

"A golden bird."

"Oh my beloved,
if I had been a golden bird."

"Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful."

"This is the first time
police is facing this trouble."

"This is the first time
police is facing this trouble."

"This is the first time
someone is causing such a stir."

"The whole police station
is ready to dance."

"Your sir.."

"Look, our sir has fallen in love."

"This cop.."

"Look, this cop is in love."

"Our sir.."

Sir.

Sir, then should I try my luck at it?

No. You do it, madam.
Go do your duty.

You have come at the right time,
Munshi otherwise...

...the whole police station
would've got the wrong impression.

I too was wrong that
one and then this one...

Stop talking now and do your duty.
- Yes, sir.

Hello. - Hello.

How are you?

Very fit.

They have served me well.

No matter how much
I try to make him speak...

...he doesn't tell me their names.

Aunt, make tea for us,
I'll talk to him.

Okay, dear.
Perhaps he'll listen to you.

It was contractor's son, right?

No. I had an argument with
someone on my way to the market.

They were standing
in the middle of the road.

I asked them to move aside
and they said I should go over them.

And the matter escalated.

And then they took you
to your field in your car.

And then said, "Let's fight."

Leave it.

Let's talk once I'm well.

Give me the medicine
I should be having.

If I keep getting the
medicine like this then...

Then what?

Then the patient won't
feel like getting well.

"If the mirror could talk
it would've been crazy about you."

God did a very nice
thing by making a mother.

Because atheists like me who
don't go to Gurudwaras and temples...

...they can see God at home.

Think before you speak, atheist.

Okay, listen,
I've told you a number of times...

...to select a girl for yourself.

Otherwise,
I'll fix your match with someone.

Then don't say anything. - Mother...

...don't you like
to see your child happy?

Why are you putting my independence
and your throne at risk, mother?

Hello, sir.

Ma'am, there is a "ladies"
here to visit you.

A "ladies"?

Go, call that "ladies".

Mother, I think your
friend has brought...

...another marriage proposal for me.

Hello, aunt.

Hello. - Hi, Manjeet.

At least introduce me to aunt.

Yes, I'll have the interview...
I mean...

She is.. Have a seat.
I.. I'll make her sit. Just a minute.

Sit down.

You have come home alone?

Didn't I tell you at the
police station that I've come alone?

I'm single.

That you had.
I meant how did you come?

On a chariot.

In a car. - I know, in a car.

I mean what brings you here?

You had invited me, hence I came.

I had told that just like that.

I had said that then, but...

Don't you ask your
guests to sit? - Yes.

We do. Why not? Have a seat.

No, come this way.

This way or that way?

Well, sit anywhere.
It's not a problem.

Sit over here. This way.

Here.

Come. Sit. Have a seat.

Thank you.
- You came home uninformed.

Yes. - Okay, good.

Have a seat, mother.

Have a seat.

Mother, she is Hard.. Harpreet.

I am her friend, from UK.

Okay. So she is your friend
and she has come to meet me.

No, mother. It is not so.

Actually...
You tell her why you are here.

This isn't your police station.

He's asking her why she is here.

She has come to meet me.
- So nice, mother.

Can I call you mother?

Why not? With pleasure.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Oh, my God. That's you, man.

Son, you didn't tell
her about yourself?

Mother, he never shares his feelings.

'I had a lot to say but I never
got a chance to share my feelings.'

What are you thinking about, son?

He sometimes gets lost
somewhere in this manner.

Son, stop daydreaming.

You should express your feelings.

Okay, dear. Go two talk...

...I'll go get some
refreshments for you.

Your house is very nice.

And mother is also very good.

Then are you ready
to stay here permanently?

What kind of a person are you?

You want the girl to say yes?

'You have to say yes just once,
then I'll say yes all my life.'

Yes, did you say something?

Did you hear it? - Yes.

Then, yes?

Yes?

Yes.

I wanted to lodge a complaint, sir.

Sit down.

Yes?

I told you, I have to file a report.

Those who report news on television
have come here to file a report.

You have come to joke
early in the morning?

Take out your camera and
begin with your heavy dialogues.

And in the end say "I'm Kranti
Kiran from Fatehgarh Sahib."

Sir, today,
I have come as an ordinary citizen.

A friend of mine was attacked
upon by contractor Sucha Singh's son.

And lodge a complaint against him.

Why are you defaming
decent people, madam?

I'd heard that news
channels blackmail people...

...and today,
I'm seeing it for myself.

Fine. Tell me.

How much do you want
from the contractor?

Son, the father-son
duo deal in drugs.

And we have shown the evidence
against them on our channel.

Some have a right to
speak and some don't, madam.

You lie a thousand times
in a day on your news channel.

I am not here to argue.

You just file my FIR.

Did you see the attacker? - No.

You haven't seen the attacker.
You're not related to the victim.

Why the hell should
we lodge a report on it?

Consider it,
I'll give all this news in the media.

Better idea.

I say forget the FIR
and show it on television.

Fine, inspector.

Now we will talk on television.

See you, Mr. Varach.

What is she made of? Witch.

It's a fight of this
reporter and that camera guy.

And she is busting our radio.

Munshi, your timing is good.

That's why I am the constable.

A world class hockey player
of his time Manjeet Singh Firki...

...is nowadays working
as an inspector...

...in a police station
in Fatehgarh Sahib.

He is ruling the people there.

Our reporter Ambardeep Singh...

...was attacked by contractor
Sucha Singh's son Kevin.

And Manjeet Singh
refused to lodge a FIR.

Why did hockey's Firki
became a smuggler's puppet?

What is making him do this?
Money or greed for status?

To find out more stay tuned with us.

I've played a lot of
hockey with Manjeet Firki.

He's my senior.

I cannot believe that Manjeet Firki...

...can be a part of
this corrupt system.

But he has really become corrupt...

...then it's a sigma
to the sports world.

Look, I would appeal Firki
to save hockey from being defamed.

You have killed me, Manjeet.

I've done no such thing, mother.

These news reporters
lie all day long.

They keep repeating
a lie and make it the truth.

You too believed in them.

At least you should
have believed in me.

Where there's smoke
there's fire, son.

It is their job to start a fire.

You think I take bribes?
You don't think so, right?

If it had been true,...

...it would've been corned
by other news mediums as well.

Our courtyard would've
been filled with news reporters.

I don't believe it, son.

I pray this is all a lie.

Come, have a seat.

No, I'll come some other time.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

I demand Manjeet Singh's suspension.

Comrade has been irritating
me since morning.

He's ruining my reputation.

Long live.. - People's power.

Sir, order me. I'll get rid of them.

Sir, they won't go unless we use
our sticks. - "We won't tolerate it."

Top floor, come here.
- Let him go, sir.

Is he your cousin?
Come here. - We won't tolerate it.

We won't tolerate it. - What are you?

I asked who are you?

You move around in the police
station with this bag on your side.

Who are you? - I'm a tenant here.

Tenant? Scoundrel, is this
a police station or a guesthouse?

I work at a call centre. I
pay rent to Munshi. Rs. 1000 a month.

Sir, he stays in the barrack.

Damn you, Munshi.

He is filthy.
He survives on illicit money.

Munshi, you have created a world
record by renting the police station.

If I see you again, I'll...
- I'll jump off the water tank.

Bhullar. Come here.

Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.

You...

Damn you. Damn you.

Get lost.

Munshi. Listen to me.

Why should I listen to you, you dog?

You are so arrogant.
Why don't you talk now?

Has cat caught your tongue?

Has someone stolen your tongue?

Bhullar, I'll kill you
and your officer as well.

Damn, did he really jump off it?

Give the phone to Munshi.
My father will use it.

Munshi. - Yes?

I'll make comrade shut up.
You make her shut up somehow.

She even speaks
through a broken phone.

Sister. Sister...
- We won't tolerate this atrocity.

We won't. We won't.

We won't tolerate this atrocity.
- We won't. We won't.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

Long live.. - People's power.

I'm here to lodge a FIR, sir.

Wow. Sir.

Your father is irritating
me with his slogans and...

...you are calling me sir.

Go and give lectures
with your father.

I don't need your orders to do so.

Please do what you've
been told to do.

Do you think I'm your servant?

I'm telling you for your own good,
go away from here.

It is your duty
to service the public.

Remember how you got this job?

You are dodging honesty?

What goals do you want to score?

People's applaud make
you Firki from Manjeet.

Today, you are shying
away from the same people?

There was a time we used
to yearn to shake hands with you.

Today, we are accusing you.

You don't deserve this uniform.

You have deceived hockey.

Now please don't deceive your mother.

I'd kept your autographed
photo with me.

But I feel I'll have to
hand its torn pieces to you today.

Darshan. - Yes, sir?

Call contractor Sucha Singh.

Ask him to bring his son along.

Sir, the thing is...
- Do what you're being told to do.

Yes, sir.

Yes, Darshan. What is it?

Inspector wanted to see you.

Bring your son to
the police station...

...and end the matter
before things escalate.

Why? Why should I bring my son along.

Try to understand.

Sir must be thinking
that you don't meet him.

He is being defamed because of you.

Fine. I'll get Kevin with me.

Welcome, Mr. Sucha Singh.

The atmosphere seems to have changed, inspector.

You have started called me
Sucha Singh instead of contractor.

He's your son?

Kevin. My name is Kevin.

His name is very different.

Did you get him named abroad?
- He's joking.

You seem to be very tired.

Your father is standing and
you are looking for a chair to sit.

Don't you have any shame?

Who summoned them?

This boy must have.

What is your problem?

I've to lodge a complaint.

Do file a complaint.
That's what we are here for.

Munshi. - Yes, sir.

Write down whatever he says.

Some goons attacked
me a few days back.

I was threatened with life again, yesterday.

Who is that goon?

Kevin. - What nonsense.

Are you in your senses?

What conspiracy is this, inspector?

Have patience, sir. I am here.

Yes, why would he try to kill you?

A news report was
telecasted against them.

We have an evidence of it.

Ambar was the one
who covered this story.

Okay, so, Mr. Ambar, are you sure
this is the boy who attacked you?

I have a video clip which
was recorded by someone.

Ask him.

Yes, dad. It was me.

What can he do?

What can you do?

You have confessed everything
in front of the camera.

I'll arrest you, what else?
You want me to praise you?

Arrest him.

Dad. Dude.

Help me, father.

Inspector, what's happening?

Truth won.

Punjab police supported the public.

This means we have been trapped.

Dad, I'll...

Help me. Help me, dad.

Release my son, inspector.

We are thorough in our work, sir.

FIR has been filed.
Now you'll have to bail him out.

The question is will get a bail?

This day is about to come to an end.

Tomorrow is a Saturday
and then it's Sunday.

There's a holiday on Monday as well.

That means Kevin will
spend four days in prison.

No. This is not possible.

I'll get your suspended, inspector.

Sir, that's your car.
Reverse it and leave.

Otherwise,
I'll arrest you with your son.

Then you can bang your
bangles together there.

Escort him out.

Start packing, inspector.

Consider yourself gone.

In your presence your ordinary
inspector has arrested your nephew.

In spite of having
a SSP as his uncle.

This is all the respect I get?

It's not good to be so hyper,
Sucha Singh.

Who is the in-charge
of the police station?

Someone new. Manjeet Singh.

I don't know what top is he,
he's called Firki.

Okay. Manjeet arrested him.

What happened? - Nothing.

Your nephew thrashed
a channel reporter.

But that scoundrel inspector...
- He is an officer.

He's an international player.

Don't abuse him.

Then do you want me to worship him?

Tell him,
I have the police in my pocket.

You shouldn't say such thing, sir.
Calm down.

Say it. You are asking
me to calm down.

Stay within your limits.

Stay within your
limits and talk, sir.

What limit?

Get my son out, right away.

And suspend that ordinary inspector.
- Enough.

Mind your language.

What do you take the police to be?

Something which is for sale.

What say?

You have befriended the police, sir.

But still don't know the police.

Now try and buy the police.

You name your price.

You cannot afford me.

Try me.

Go on television, apologize and say...

...that your son has made a mistake.

I will release him.

Ssp, you're joking
with the contractor?

You can take it to
be whatever you please.

Watch it.

I know ministers.

You can get anyone you want.

I'll arrest them as well,
along with you.

You still haven't seen
the strength on our uniform.

Get out.

Get out.

Hail Motherland, sir.

How are you, young man?

All well, sir.
Thank you so much, sir.

I salute your courage, Firki.

I feared that you, too, might
become a part of the corrupt system.

But whatever you're
doing is praise worthy.

Thank you so much, sir.

Don't be lenient in
the contractor's case.

I'm supporting you
in all possible ways.

Sir, you have doubled
my courage by saying so.

A junior officer never backs
off if his senior supports him.

Good. Keep it up.

Thank you so much, sir.

Hail Motherland, sir.
Hail Motherland.

Attention.

At ease.

Laugh like this.

Make laughter a part of your work.

Police can laugh too.

Meet everyone with a smile.

Bhullar, fall out.

You can make video calls from it.

Look at your wife
when you fight with her.

By the way, the expense is the
same even if you romance using it.

Back to your position.

Laugh your hearts out.

Laugh like brother-in-law
is joking with his sister-in-law.

Listen carefully to
what I'm about to say.

And you should put this into action.

Henceforth, our police
station is going to change.

That's better.

Take us out of the city.

No one will interfere or trouble us.

Listen carefully, sir.

Sir? - Yes.

Henceforth, everyone big or small...

...will be addressed as sir,
madam or sister.

We won't take bribes.
We won't accept recommendations.

We will serve the public and
we won't be lenient to offenders.

Most importantly,
we will change our language.

Sir, don't make English compulsory.

I am talking about
being polite, Munshi.

This will shake the whole system,
sir. Sir.

It won't shake.
It is already shaken, sir.

We just need to try and repair it.

Munshi, write in bold
outside the police station...

...on the police station wall...

"No recommendations,
no bribe, no thrashing."

"Everyone will get justice because
this police station belongs to.."

"Your friends."

Ma'am, spare a glance
to your coffee as well.

It is getting cold.

It's okay. I'll order some more.

Another coffee can be ordered for,
but this time shall never return.

What do you mean? - Look...

...Kevin is in prison
and Manjeet Singh is with us.

So, mission complete.

Sucha Singh is roaming free.
How can the mission be complete?

You always think about work.

Opportunist, there are other
issues to resolve, too, in life.

You need to file an application
to resolve some issues.

What's the use of getting
the work done through applications?

Things won't work out without that.

It's like hanging an innocent.

Consider it, stubbornness
sometimes complicates issues.

If there is acceptance then they
get resolved very quickly as well.

Fine, fine.

Tell me will Manjeet Singh
help us get Sucha Singh arrested?

It's still the same.

You are still stuck
at the same thing.

Listen, don't be stubborn,
you'll have to pay dearly for it.

How can I let go of it?

Have coffee, it's turned cold.

I can order for
another cup of coffee.

Welcome, sir.

What happened, sir?
- Why are you so polite to us?

Welcome. - Why are you
embarrassing us by saying so?

Thrash us if we have made a mistake.

Police is here to serve you, sir.

Seems like they will first
be polite and then harsh.

Do it properly.
- No, sir. Don't. Let me go.

He too should know. - Let me go.

What kind of a way is this?
What kind of a way is this?

Brother, we had a different
way to score a goal on the ground.

And now we have a different
way to torture as well.

Tickle him under his armpits.

What kind of a way is this?

Do it over here. Over here. Yes.

Enough, sir.

Theft. Theft.. We stole the things.

I had 25-30 with me.

I don't know anything else.

Present him in the court tomorrow
morning and record his statement.

If you refuse it over there...

...then I'll start tickling
you then and there.

I have got thrashed at many
police stations, but I never gave in.

You made me laugh and confess it.

Don't touch me. I request you.

Munshi. - Yes, sir?

Why do I see less people
in the police station?

From the time we've stopped
thrashing and started addressing...

...people are sir and madam
many have started suffering...

...from low blood pressure.

Many have gone on medical leave, sir.

Really?

Here are the bail papers.

Release my son.

Darshan, get him out.

Let go of me at least now.

Dad.

Are you alright, son? - I'm fine.

I'm fine, dad. Now I'm fine.

I'll not come over here again.

Brother, you are okay,
but father is worse.

You constable, how dare you?
- Let go.

You abused my dad. Wait. - Shut up.

Arrest him.

Book him for assaulting
and threatening...

...a constable in the police station.

Take him back to where
you had brought him from.

Come on. - Dad, this is not right.

Come on. - Dad.

Inspector.
- Sir, you son got arrested again.

I'll see you, inspector. - Anytime.

But first arrange
for your son's bail.

This is the first
time police is in love.

What's so special in that?

In UK everyone considers
the police to be their friend.

And look at the scene over here.

Here, people are
scared of the police.

This is wrong.

It's not so in my police station.

People passing by it say, "Let's
have a cup of tea with Mr. Firki."

Really?

I'll be convinced only
when Sucha Singh is arrested.

No, it's not so.

I wonder what you
think the police is.

Police can arrest and
lock up anyone it pleases.

We need evidence against people.

We have a plan to gather evidence.

It should be a James
Bond type of plan.

What plan do you have?

The plan is...

Hello.

Devotee, I've been across the world.

But I've never met a
business lady like Dilipo.

She does illicit businesses
but on her own terms.

He's a God of all drug dealers.

That lady is a God
of all drug dealers. God.

Sage, please introduce
me to madam Dilipo.

Have mercy on your slave.

Salvage your devotee's soul.

Bless him with your guiding light.

You have made a mistake.

What mistake have I made?

You called call her Dilipo.

You will call her 3D. 3D.

3D? - 3D. Dilipo Drug Dealer.

Then please make me meet her, sage.

She is a very good dealer
and very beautiful as well.

Son, you stick to her being a dealer.

I'll handle her beauty.

Sage, I'm known as the contractor.

You might be a contractor but
I am not obliged to meet everyone.

Sage, I overheard your conversation.

Please introduce me to madam.

Impossible. No. No. No.

Sage, I'm the top
drug dealer of this area.

Princey. - Yes, sage?

It's a very important statement.

Come closer and hear it.

Please repeat.

I, Sucha Singh from Patti...

...am the top drug dealer of Punjab.

Okay?

I am pleased. I am pleased.

Hi, guys. What's up? - Excellent.

Sage, madam on line.

Hello, Dilipo.

We are waiting for you at the disco.
Come soon.

Here's your phone.

Sister.

Oldie, do I look
like a sister to you?

I am contractor Sucha Singh.

I'm sure you must have heard my name.

Oh, the same sounds familiar.

So you are contractor
Sucha Singh. Okay.

Come on then introduce me to madam.

Look, I meet with
madam Dilipo every day.

I feel contractor
has a lot of talent.

Today, make him meet her.
- Sure, sage.

Come on, come with me.

Let's introduce you to her.
- Let's go.

You go for the meeting, I'll drink.

Sage, what's the fun in being a cop,
why don't you work in the movies?

You act well.

Son, I'll have to ask Dilipo.

Well, I...I...

Why are you talking?
Did I ask you anything?

My name is Dilipo and
I have just one principle.

Money is honey.

Who says I don't have money.

I have a lot of money.

It won't get over even
if I use it to build fire. Yes.

Madam, he is illiterate.

But he is interested in smuggling.

Not just interested, I'm
the number one smuggler of Punjab.

I've got 50% of Punjab's
youth addicted to drugs.

I want to do partnership with you.

Secretary. Has he ever
seen his face in the mirror?

I won't even let a person
like him wash my dishes.

He dreams of doing
business with Dilipo.

Get out.

Madam, don't be fooled by his face.

Let's have a look at his work.

If it's okay then it's okay,
otherwise...

Otherwise?
- Dilipo has another principle.

If you lie, you will die.

Thank you.

Fool, madam said that
if you lie we will shoot you.

Shoot me?

Good, someone dared
to threaten Sucha.

I agree, Dilip Kaur.

We'll wait (for you). See you home.

Goodbye.

Sorry.

Come on, get going now.

Come on, come on.

Well done, Harpreet.

Now let's prepare to go to his house.

Yes.

Welcome.

Madam is back there.

Oh.

Welcome.

Hello, sister.

Hello! Don't call me sister.
- Yes, sister.

Madam, all clear. Come outside.

Hello, sister.

What is this "sister" saga?

Don't address anyone as sister.
Okay? - Okay.

Let's go. - Don't waste my time.

Come to the point.

Show her the stuff to madam.

What do you have? - Madam Dilipo...

I've brought new stuff for you
last night, from across the border.

Come, I'll show it to you. Come.

Come. Come with me. Come.

It's mine, Ms.
Dilipo. Come. It's mine.

Have a look.
- It is a very dirty truck.

Don't look at the truck,
look at the stuff in it.

This stuff is worth Rs.
500 crores. Yes.

Open it.

Have a look.

Wow. Madam, he is good.

Okay. Okay.
I'll get into the truck and check it.

Not a problem at all.

You can stand on the driving
seat and have a look at it.

Close it.

Come. Come, come with me. Come.

Come with me. Come.

Come.

Here you go.

But madam Dilipo, how will climb up?

You don't know Dilipo. Hold it.

Great.

The key's in it.

It's my house. Who do I fear?

It started. - Then take
God's name and step on the race.

Kranti.

What are you waiting for? Come up.

Yeah. Yes, ma'am.

She drives so well.

Sir, she ran away with the truck.

Have you ever heard of anyone
stealing from loin's mouth?

Stupid. - But sir, she has taken it.

Why didn't you tell me?

Stop!

Lock the gate.

She left.

Come. Come.

Come. Come. Follow me.

It's an ugly truck
but it runs smoothly.

Slowly. Slowly. - Don't worry.
I've ridden a lot of trailers in UK.

This isn't UK. This is India.

Where did he come from?

Inspector? Sucha Singh?

What's going on? Let's have a look.

Watch out.

Careful.

We are safe.
We are safe. We are safe.

Oh, my God.

He's done for.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Move aside, contractor. Move aside.

You have killed me.

Don't you know how to ride a bike,
damn you.

You have hurt me.
Here goes your milk utensil.

Why do you carry them unnecessarily?

Start the bike. Come on.

I am dead. Start it.

Follow the truck. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Race. Follow it.

What happened?

Nothing happened. Ride it.

Go straight.

See, this is a joyride.

Careful. - Not too fast.

Stop the truck.

Stop.

Stop the truck or I'll shoot.

Stop the truck or I'll shoot.

Stop. - Stop.

No matter how clever a cat is,
it can never defeat a tiger, Dilipo.

But two cats can together
fool a tiger. - Really?

Your stop's here, Sucha Singh.

Really?

What happened?
A loin is acting like a coward today?

Let go of me.

Dude. Please take care.

Come on, contractor,...

...your desire to work in
a film is about to get fulfilled.

Look, we have installed
a camera for you.

Roll camera, action.

Contractor Sucha Singh was
arrested with a truck full of drugs.

Punjab police have succeeded
in catching another offender.

Come on, sir. What are
you doing standing over here?

Go and entertain your son.

Share your joys and sorrows.
Take him away.

Hello, dude. Welcome.

Shut up, my useless son.

A cow never stop chewing,
a cat never stops coming in the way...

...and a child like you never
stops from ruining his father.

What say?

Sir, congratulations.

No. It's a joint effort.

No, my marriage has been fixed.

Oh. Congratulations.
What does the boy do?

Sir, I don't know that.

I told my family to fix my marriage...

...the only condition is that
the boy's name should be Manjeet.

Munshi, send her on a long vacation.

Ma'am, now come back
only after your honey moon.

The police station
is better off without you.

I wish my name was Manjeet.

You still wouldn't
have been Firki, right?

The one who has got the
real Manjeet doesn't talk to him.

Well, I've a week's vacation left.

Tell me, when should we say our vows?

Vows? - You said the vows
with me and became my wife.

What else do you want from me?

You are talking about a week.

I say let's get married tomorrow
and go to Switzerland the day after.

Sir, if you order,
should I file her application?

Well, now she will order,
I'll only request. True.

After getting married, do one thing...

...take me along to UK,
for your honeymoon.

Hear that, he's eager than me.

Eager? I've been
married since 12 years.

It's a genuine case. - Of course.

A genuine case. - Yes. Yes.

What is it?

Can't you ask me to sit?

I am telling you.
How else do I tell you?

Fine, you'll also remember
that you met such a girl.

I'll make you my driver for life.

Will you be with me forever?

You shouldn't suspect me.

I might not be a cowherd.

But I too am a Ranjha.

"Romeos. We are Romeos."

"Romeos. We are modern Romeos."

"Romeos. We are Romeos."

"Romeos. We are modern Romeos."

"We're idle, there's no job in
hand and we look for a girlfriend."

"We have loads of time to spare."

"We've degrees, yet parents growl."

"They think it's a deceit."

"We are modern Romeos. Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos."

"We are modern Romeos. Romeos."