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I was advised today that temperatures
might reach 100

degrees and that I should consider
canceling my appearance here.

Well, I considered that for a few
seconds and then I thought, I'm no

club congressman.

I have traveled throughout this great
state all summer long.

Ladies and gentlemen, this may indeed be
an election, but I don't consider

myself a politician.

Although the media refers to me as a
statesman, that is not important.

I don't believe that I'm some...

Fair -haired boy from the College of
Closed -Door Deals. Come to the rally

Nick Stern.

Today running a government is a
business.

And because of that, I'm proud of being
a businessman.

That's what New York needs.

A businessman.

Come to the rally for Nick Stern.

He's running for the U .S. Senate.

To balance the budget to meet the
payroll.

Private Enterprise.

federally funded programs, and foreign
investments, we can all help.

Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen.
Your own hard -working, straight

Congressman Nick Lister.

Think of all I have exposed.

The drug addicts on welfare.

The nursing home abuses.

The prostitution ring.

The time is square for an officer.

Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Lister. Come
on over here.

Tommy, are there any TV cameras out
there?

Make sure there's a crowd before we pull
out. I don't want to take a chance.

Nick, Nick, you're on the PA.

Damn it.

Tommy, make sure there's a crowd there.

If there's not, you're just sick. Block
again, okay?

They're all here, Nick. We've got a
great crowd. We've got the TV people.

terrific. Let's go for it.

Jody, try to be a little bit more
graceful, please.

When I arrive at Times Square,

the heart of our glorious city, my
determination will be to rid.

Us all of the sexual filth.

Congressman Nicholas Stern is ahead at
the polls in his race for the United

States Senate. Thank you.

He's been a leading advocate for women's
rights and has raised federal monies

for urban renewal. His campaign
committee has raised an unprecedented $3

for this primary alone.

The Sternmobile, a major part of
Congress. and Stern's campaign.

Nursing home abuses.

The prostitution ring.

The Stern Mobile, however, is fully
equipped with all the latest electronic

communications equipment and is fully
soundproof, much like a modern -day

recording studio.

This is Elvira Lawrence, Channel 6 News,
on the campaign trail.

Citizens!

Together we can clean up Times Square.

Women no longer have to be afraid to
walk down our once beautiful 42nd Street

with private and corporate and foreign
investment.

We can turn these perverted porno zones
into a fine and glorious

community that we can all share and grow
in together.

And so I say to all of you to please
remember my years of selfless and

devoted service as your congressman.

And ask not what Nicholas Stern can do
for you, but rather ask what you

can do to help elect Nicholas Stern as
your next U .S. senator.

Together we can do it. Thank you.

out there

I need a release.

Would you like me to blow you?

You come in my mouth?

Yeah, that'd be nice. Just be careful.
Look at my suit all dirty.

Well... Nick...

Okay, come on.

Make it hard for me, okay?

Mm -hmm. Good.

Come on, honey.

Nick, Nick.

Nick, wait.

Please.

Jody, come on.

Just let me move your head.

Relax.

Hi, Nick.

Yeah,

Tommy. Nick, Nick, wrong button.

Nick, we going back to headquarters?

Fuck me with your mouth.

Come on.

Hit me good and hard.

Oh, that's good.

That's real good, Judy.

Real good.

Fritzie, speak English.

Why don't the servants answer the phone?

It's Saturday.

They're off, dear.

Yeah?

Hiya, Fritzie.

Just called to tell you to watch me on
the 6 o 'clock news.

Yeah.

Elvira Lawrence covered it.

Did you speak about foreign investments?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We covered that
real well.

You take care of tonight's gathering?

Gathering? Yes, gathering.

The Sheikh, Hassan Benkou, he's joining
us for a little refreshment.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Tommy's handling that.
Don't worry about it.

Good.

Is that Nicky again?

How's he doing?

He's in, darling.

He'll be in.

Don't worry.

It's not so difficult to buy a
congressman or a senator, whatever he

congressman, dear, running for Senate.

Who cares?

I do when it's my money you're using to
buy his election.

Would have been cheaper to marry Nikki,
I suppose.

That's good.

All right.

Keep me hired.

Yeah.

Keep me hired, but don't make me come.

Don't make me come.

I got something else on my mind.

I'm going to take you back to the
office.

Anything, Nick.

Anything, you name it.

Anything.

I'm going to take you back to the
office.

I'm going to fuck you in the ass,
Joanie.

If it'll help you.

Will it hurt?

Well, that's up to you, honey.

You know?

Come on.

I'm a little bit scared to try it, Nick.

That's good. That sort of grace under
pressure is what Hemingway called

courage.

He's here!

Good job, girls.

Good job. You all did a real fine job.
Tommy, isn't that right?

That's right, girls. You did a good job.
We had a great day today. A great day.

Jody, why don't you park your sofa right
over there?

Take your things out. Let me see what's
underneath that pretty dress of yours.

There we go.

Here, honey, why don't you use this on
me?

Nick, can't we make this someplace else
a romantic hotel room?

Well, we can take it nice and slow.

Listen, Judy, Jody.

I haven't got all day.

I'm missing myself on the 6 o 'clock
news so that we can do this.

Look, if you don't want to, I can find
someone else.

Today in downtown Manhattan, Congressman
Nicholas Stern's campaign for the

Senate stops New Yorkers to listen in
the sweltering August heat.

Alvaro Lawrence was there for the story.

Congressman Nicholas Stern is ahead at
the polls in his race for the United

States Senate.

He's been a leading advocate for women's
rights.

Lane, I can make a sound now, right?

Right, Nick.

Right.

...revealed today that Stern's massive
campaign financing has been organized by

the real estate king, Fritz von
Hohenwald.

Von Hohenwald made society headlines by
his third marriage to Texas oil heiress

Mary Beth Butterfingers, who in 1969
announced her engagement to Nicholas

which was subsequently broken off,
leaving Congressman Stern one of New

City's most eligible bachelors.

You'd like your ass being fucked, right?

Oh, Nick.

You love it, right?

It's okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Tell me you love it. Oh, not
so deeply.

Tell me to fuck your ass.

Fuck my ass, Nick. I want to hear it
again.

Okay, I will.

I will.

I'm fucking your ass.

Wonderful.

It's what? It's wonderful.

You love it? I love it.

Tell me you love her.

yourself on TV. You were great.

We gotta record it.

Tommy, we gotta get a move on. Yeah.

I want you to make some of your special
calls. Get some of your girls over here.

Jody, stick around. We're gonna have a
party.

Nick, it's a little short notice, you
know what I mean?

Yeah, I know it is, Tommy.

Fritz is coming in town with one of his
sheiks who has a particular fondness for

me and is very generous.

One blowjob from the right bimbos worth
$100 ,000.

Nick, Nick, I'm sorry. I just don't know
who to call.

Tommy.

Listen to me.

You got a talent.

You really got a talent.

Anybody can call a hooker, Tommy.

You call these... You call these college
girls. They're amateurs, and they

got... A certain sense of... Well, they
got a certain sense of social

responsibility and a duty to their
country. And I like that.

Who's that political science major?
What's her name?

She's out of town.

Yeah? Too bad.

Well, Fritz's people love that kind of
treatment. And you and only you can give

it to them.

All right?

You got style, Tommy. And don't forget
it.

That style?

Yeah. I'll make some calls, Tommy.

Style.

Goodbye, darling.

What time will you be home?

Late, darling.

Nick and I have much to do.

I'll be waiting for you.

I try, darling. I try.

But business is business.

So I said to the Speaker of the House, I
said, if I knew a girl who acted

like that, I would see to it that she
ran for three terms.

Three terms!

Yeah.

Hashtag, will you please explain to the
Sheikh exactly what you did in Congress,

yeah? Sheikh, you see, our government
passed the Disclosure Act.

which requires all non -resident aliens
to register all land ownership with the

United States government.

I pass an amendment which would nullify
this legislation.

May Allah bless you, Congressman Stern.
You are a good friend of our people.

I would like to purchase more American
land.

Very good.

Would you like a country house in
Virginia?

Beach House in Southampton.

What did you exactly have in mind?

Rhode Island.

Nick. Yes, yes. See what you can
arrange, huh?

And for you, Your Honor.

For your campaigning bin.

May I propose a toast to our guest,
Cheek Hassan Ben Kool? Huh?

Prost! Oh, Nick,

you're the greatest.

Where'd you get these girls?

Have you ever had a young lady pleasure
you before?

I'm surprised. I've always thought that
you were somewhat sophisticated.

Why don't you let this beautiful young
thing over here thrill you?

Anything you want, Nick.

Yeah?

Jody, lean back in the chair and just
relax.

Good.

That's good.

Now fuck her with your tongue.

You

like

that, Jody?

Yes, Nick. I love it.

By the way, Fritz.

Yeah?

How's Mary Beth?

Oh, very well, very well.

I bought her a villa in Mallorca.

Good, good.

You give her my best regards, eh? Yes, I
do, I do.

Have you set the date for your marriage
yet?

No, but we're going to announce it very
soon.

Ah, good.

You know, you made a very good choice.

She's going to look wonderful on
television, you know?

And she comes from a good family.

She's one of our kind of people.

Very good.

Thank you. Thank you. I think it was a
good move, you know. It will illustrate

not only my enlightened attitude towards
women, but it will show my public that

I am very sensitive to romance.

My girl.

Put your finger on her asshole.

Yeah.

Play around with it.

Stick your finger up her ass.

Deeper.

I love that.

Joe, did you like that?

Does it feel good?

Tell me.

Joyce, you have gorgeous hair.

Yeah.

Lovely.

This is nice hair, too.

Beautiful. Yeah.

Suck me, Joyce.

Yeah. Yeah.

Beautiful hair.

Gorgeous.

You like them both?

Like to fuck them?

Yeah.

Be my guest.

I would only be a good host. I would
invite you to partake in our bountiful

goodies here today.

So, have at them.

Yeah.

Yes, and you fucked me with your hair.

Oh, God.

I've never been satisfied since the
mayor endorsed me.

Who wants to come first?

You. Me?

Yeah.

Oh, you and your hair.

You're beautiful golden locks around my
cock.

Ah, yeah.

Nobody stop.

Yeah.

Like that for it, sir?

It's all right to the beginning.

Yeah. Yeah.

Congressman Nicholas Stern, while on the
campaign trail for the United States

Senate, is announcing his engagement to
be married.

Well, I was up very late last night
trying to find the proper words to

to all of you my excitement over recent
events in my life.

I'm very proud and pleased to announce
my engagement to Miss Nanette Collier.

And so, Congressman Nicholas Stern,
running hard for the United States

has announced his engagement to
socialite Nanette Collier.

Is it love, or is it politics?

No, no, we haven't set a date yet.

both romantics.

Nick

Stern

is not what you think he is.

That's politics.

Listen, it's a conspiracy.

About what?

The land.

Fritz von Hollerbaugh is getting Nick
lots of money. One hand washes the

He does bad things to women.

Jody, Jody, I'd like you to go back to
the van and edit the congressman's

speeches, please.

I'm the congressman's advancement.

If you have any questions, I'd like you
to ask me. Well, answer me this. Why

didn't you let her talk to me? She works
for the campaign, doesn't she?

Yeah, yeah, she works for the campaign,
but she records the congressman's

speeches. Her job is not with the press.
Records his speeches?

Yeah, well, we feel that his speeches
and comments someday will be recorded

significantly in history.

Look, look, look.

Here's my card, okay?

If you've got any questions, give me a
call, all right?

Yeah, I'll do that.

Alvara, go to the office and find out
anything you can about Thomas H. Corona.

I'll go through the files on the public
officials.

No, no, no. Check the police records.

This guy, Corona, I don't know.

Just doesn't fit.

Tommy Corona, please.

Yes.

You said that if I had any questions,
that I should give you a call.

How did you get into this, Tommy?

The what?

Politics.

To change society.

To serve the public.

And how did you hook up with Congressman
Stern?

Started out as the coordinator of
volunteer services.

But that was a paid position.

You're good with girls, then?

Yeah, I'm good with girls, but that's
part of my background.

Yeah, right.

Well, I've been doing a little
investigating into your background.

You did six months for procuring.

And before that, you did a year for
breaking and entering apartments.

You spent both terms at Rikers Island
where you met Congressman Stern while he

was inspecting the penal system.

You started working for him a year ago
on the work reform project, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But listen, the
Congressman and I happen to share the

views when it comes to... Procuring,
Tommy.

You're a pimp. No, I'm no pimp. I just
happen to be good at getting people to

work together, that's all.

It's a common goal.

Sounds like a pimp to me.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I never thought of it that way.

This happens to be excellent wine.

Yes, it's a German wine, a Moselle, a
sweet German wine.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I think I've had
it before. I've had Fritz bring it in.

Isn't he a generous guy?

Sure is.

He knows how to repay a favor.

Yeah, it's the land, isn't it?

Yeah, the Alien Land Purchase Act, or
the Land Purchase Alien Act there.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

It sounds like legislation.

I didn't know you were involved in that.

Sure, sure.

Nick and I worked the whole thing out.

Hey, look, that's how we get our
backing, you know?

Right.

Sure, yeah, I got that.

You've come a long way in your career,
Tommy.

Yeah, well, you might say that I have a
certain understanding of the world, and

Nick needs that.

Well, as a newswoman, I have an
appreciation for the few men who can see

picture.

Yeah, yeah, well, thanks. But I've paid
a lot of dues.

I believe it.

This is Elvira Lawrence.

Please leave your name and number, and I
will get back to you as soon as

possible.

Eat my pussy, Tommy.

I don't do that.

Why not?

I'm Italian.

Delicious. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

That.

That. That's Italian.

Ooh, suck on it.

Oh, suck on it.

Oh, get stuck on it and use your tongue
a little bit at the same time.

Harder, harder, harder.

Oh, suck harder. Put your mouth all over
my pussy.

Tell me you lose that.

Oh.

Slow it, do it slow, do it slow.

Oh.

Sexual degradation that offends decent
women everywhere.

of Virginia's law school.

He was decorated for bravery in the
Vietnam War. When he's not dancing with

debutantes, he's visiting nursing homes
and reading to the blind.

Okay? Haven't you ever heard of the
Alien Land Purchase Act?

No. Stern sponsored an amendment to it
which changes the registration

requirements for foreign land ownership.

That's interesting, but it's not TV
news. It also overrides any state

legislation that might try to limit
foreign ownership of U .S. land.

Now, I've done some digging on this.
Give it to the New York Times, please.

Give it to the Times.

That's great.

That's great.

Fritz von Hohenbaugh, kingmaker, is
going to buy a senator.

Nick, what do you know about... This is
Elvira Lawrence, Channel 6 News.

There's nothing to worry about, Fritz.

No? No.

I don't know. Every time my name appears
in the New York Times before, it's

always a problem.

I read the article.

It's nothing.

The press people will handle it, but it
becomes a problem.

The press people, your publicists, your
lobbyists, you pay them to keep your

name in the paper.

I pay mine to keep them out.

Fritz, you got nothing to worry about.

Nick, Nick, the woman's here.

Yeah. What woman? The woman from Females
Against Obscenity. In the lobbyist?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Priscilla has a law.

Oh, my God.

Fritz, now you've got something to worry
about.

How's that draft coming on?

Legislation against obscenity. Yeah,

legislation against obscenity.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Stern Act,
right? The Stern Act. Right. The Stern

Act.

sponsor a tough national law, one that
would break the balls off of every

man with the grades that dominates
women.

Right on, Priscilla.

Right on.

Men try to control women because they
secretly know that women are the

sex. But men should be punished by the
women they try to dominate.

Oh, God.

to their balls.

Drain their juices dry.

Priscilla, you're magnificent.

This is the true seat of power.

This is what motivates men.

Greed and ambition.

What do you think of Nicholas Stern?

Nick, yeah. Nick, he's it. You know,
he's it.

He's what? What's he got?

He's got clads, you know. He's got
clads.

Unbutton my blouse.

Take my skirt off.

Take her skirt off.

Yes.

I'll take your skirt off.

You sure you don't do anal?

You get a lot of money.

You come into this office and you give
all this, eh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you think of Nicholas Stern?

Oh, he's it.

Me.

Do what he says.

Nicolette!

You'll be spazzaffing, huh?

Darling, why are you late?

Come and sit down.

Oh, these are for dumping or getting a
fucks up.

What, what, darling?

That cunt.

Who for it?

Avira Lawrence, Channel 6 News.

Ah, she's finding things out. She's
speaking to people.

Finding what out?

Why, things like... Why, I would like to
contribute so much money to one asshole

politician.

I've been waiting up for you, Fritz.

Go in the bath.

What, Fritz? I said, dear, I'm
absolutely delighted that you are

me.

Rub your cunt. Rub your cunt.

Oh,

Fritzie,

you're so romantic.

So beautiful.

The language of love.

I adore it.

Just suck me.

Just suck my cock.

How am I doing?

Suck me. Just suck me.

Suck like I could rub your pussy, eh?
Make us both come together.

Nice.

Oh, it just looks too mild in Zamen.

Oh, Fritz.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes. I got you.

I got you, darling.

Oh.

Oh.

Politics makes a strange bed.

Jody, Dick wants you to start editing
the tapes of his speeches, okay?

We're going to send him to Washington
and he's going to start an historical

archive there.

He wants what?

Listen, some of the greatest speeches in
modern time were recorded in that box.

Bullshit.

Nick. And I say to you, my fellow
Americans, now is the time to renew our

commitment. We'll turn America's porno
zones into proud, meaningful

With your help, we can do it.

Would you like me to blow you?

You come in my mouth?

Yeah, that'd be nice. Just be careful.
I'll get my suit all dirty.

Okay, come on.

Make it hard for me, okay?

Good.

I'm gonna take you back to the office.

I'll fuck you in the ass, Tony.

I'm a little bit scared to try it, Nick.
Will it hurt?

absolute proof.

There's no way that he can deny that
that's his voice.

Are you sure?

Yes.

This will nail him in the least.

Good.

I had to do it.

Yeah, well, you're stupid because you
ruined the best thing that's ever

to me to be somebody.

Where's the tape?

I gave it to the TV lady.

Which one?

Elvira Lawrence.

Well, I want you to give me just one
reason why you fucked it up so good for

everybody, including yourself.

I don't care, Tommy.

He's a bad man, and so is that Fritz
character.

He's hurting you, too.

Well, I don't understand just why you
can see all of the facts right in front

your face. No, that's not what I'm
saying. And you still don't seem to get

Look, what I'm telling you is I want the
tapes, all right?

I'm going to get them from your boss or
even your boss's boss, but I want the

tapes. They're not. They're not at the
studio.

I've got them.

If you had seen what he did to her in
the Sternmobile, you would see that he

to be stopped.

No, you have no right to interfere with
Nick's personal life.

I do when he's campaigning for women's
votes while he fucks them up the ass.

Haven't you ever heard of consenting
adults?

That's not the issue.

And neither is his personal sex life.
It's his rampant hypocrisy that is.

He's a liar and a phony.

Surely you can see that.

No, no, no. You see, Nick Stearns
happens to be the best thing that's ever

happened to me.

No, Tommy, he's not.

And if you think he is, then, well, I
feel really sorry for you, you know?

Yeah.

to get Congressman Nicholas Stern in,
shall we say, a compromising position?

You mean you've got something else on
him? Like that Alien Land Purchase Act?

That obscure piece of legislation?

He made page three of the New York
Times.

He didn't make one hoot in hell.

He's still ahead in the polls.

One of Nicholas Stern's campaign workers
contacted me to tell me all about

his...

That information is yet forthcoming.

Hey, I don't know why you have to get
this guy.

What he does in his private life may be
immoral.

But it's not illegal.

That's a question.

It's a fact.

Hey, I'm going to take a shower.

Take one with me. Come on.

Hey, honey.

Elvira, I have the 1040 train to catch,
baby. Come on, please.

Right. Right.

All of a sudden, I need your candy
slime.

Come on.

Alvara? Yeah?

You wearing anything?

Are you protected?

No, I'm not protected from anything.

I'm sorry I had to rush out like this.

Fuck.

Better get out of those wet things, you
know. Wipe the cum off your ass, you

know. Thanks.

Fuck.

Baby, look, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Sure.

Shit. You okay?

At least I am.

That's it.

Okay.

See you tomorrow, all right?

Yeah, well, you see, babe, the problem
is that I'm afraid you're going to meet

the same people on the way down as you
do on the way up.

Mm -hmm.

So what I'd like from you is a little
better support on my legislation now.

Yeah, I know you're going to jump on my
bandwagon after I'm elected, but I need

you now, I really do. You understand?

I know you would.

Good.

I want you to say hello to that lovely
wife of yours for me, okay?

Bye -bye. Take care.

What a jerk.

Honey, I'm going to have to go. I'm
sorry. You're doing a good job.

Keep it up here.

Okay.

Tommy!

Tommy, I need you!

Son of a bitch.

Oh, he's going to win.

Arrival. Back to you, Jim.

Congressman Nicholas Stern's campaign
for the Senate stops New Yorkers to

listen. Elvira Lawrence was there for
the story.

And so Nick Stern, well ahead of his
opponents at the polls, continues in his

campaign so heavily... No, stop.

Really good.

On the cummerbund, all right?

Okay? Let's do it.

Feels really good.

I can't. It's wrong.

Come on.

Just finish me off.

If it's no big thing, come on.

Mary Beth, I really love you. I really
do, you know.

I'm going to finish law school, and I
really love you. You know that I do.

You're sweet, but you're just wasting my
time. You know when you're talking like

that.

What do you mean?

Nicky, you know I'm from Dallas, and my
family is the epitome of Dallas society.

I can only marry a man who's registered.

What's registered?

Registered. Society registered.

I have to think of my family.

I thought that you loved me. I thought
you

loved me.

Nicky Stern, if I loved you, I would
have gone all the way.

As it is, I didn't even finish the
thing.

which proves my doubts, which means I
don't love you.

My parents would be proud of me right
now.

Sorry. It's droopy, isn't it?

Oh, sugar, don't be quiet.

Mary Beth.

You're a first -class bitch, Mary Beth.

By Fritz von Hohenwald and his wife's
fortune.

Channel 6 News will continue coverage of
the congressman as his campaign van

approaches Carnegie Hall.

This is Elvira Lawrence.

Tommy, this is the big one, Carnegie
Hall.

And I want you to take the stern mobile
around the block.

When you get back here, I expect that
the streets will be jammed, but if

not, go around the block again.

Okay. Okay?

How do I look?

You look good, Nick. You look real good.

Good, good.

I'm counting on you, Tommy.

Yeah.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Hello,

Nicky.

Mary Beth, what are you doing here? I
figured this is the one place you'd be.

And Fritz wouldn't.

We got up to go over to Carnegie Hall.

Had that big debate, you know.

Yes, I know all about it.

You look wonderful on TV.

Thank you.

You look good, too.

You always look good.

Do you know that you are the one thing
in my life that I've always wanted?

And you always treated me like shit.

Let's forget about the past, okay?

And concentrate on the present.

Like where my campaign funds are going
to.

So my husband is like playing around
with little bimbos of yours?

Are you happy with Fritz? What a strange
question.

You're content?

You should have married me.

What for?

So you'd have a respectable member of
society suck you off?

Stand up.

Stand up.

Where's your skirt?

Higher bonus here cunt.

Do you want me to make it wet for you,
too?

Yeah

press conference, and there certainly
seems to be a landslide victory awaiting

the congressman at the polls.