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Alright everyone. Quiet down.
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We got the usual same old same old today...
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Muscle Man and High Fives, mow the lawn,
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Skips, prepare the garbage disposal.
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and Mordecai and Rigby,
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I need you to get rid of the possums living in the attic.
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Aw... again?!
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Those guys are back like every week!
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Like I'd said: the usual same old, same old.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office.
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- Man... - Come on, dude... let's get the hose...
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Everyone, wait!
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- What is it Pops? - Shhh...
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follow me!
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I brought you to my secret place to discuss Benson!
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Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of his employment at the Park!
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- Ten years?! - No wonder he looks so used up...
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I'd like to present him with a gift at tomorrow morning's meeting as a token of our appreciation.
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That's a great idea, Pops!
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Yeah, guys like Benson need recognition to feel good about themselves.
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Well, then. What should we give him?
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How about a wallet?
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A new plast for his desk.
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porcelain cuff-links!
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- A box of... - A gold blending clipboard!
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A snow glow!
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- A box of... - A monogrammed business shirt?
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A box of chocolates!
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- A box of... - A pair of socks!
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- A box of... - A glow in the dark business tie!
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A BOX OF PENS!
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There must be something more meaningful we can give Benson.
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Oh I know! Why don't we give him a mug that says "WORLD'S BEST BOSS"?
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Am I right?
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Yeah, that'll be awesome!
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I agree! That's the perfect gift for Benson!
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Wait... what?! But he is not really the world's best boss.
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He's an OK boss, not the best boss. That's a joke!
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Dude, there's no such thing as "the world's best boss", it's just a cool gift.
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Then it's settled. To the mall!
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- Yeah! - Oh yes!
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Oh yeah, mug shop! Let's find this thing and head to the food corner for some cinnamon buns.
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Dude, I don't see it.
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Me either.
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Keep looking, we will find it.
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Hey, Rigby.
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Ah sick! Rigby just touched its butt with his face!
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Knock it off!
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Whatever dude, just keep your face away from my mug.
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Excuse me, do you have any "World's bets boss" mug?
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Sorry, we're all out bro.
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Oh no!
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Let's just go home!
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No dude, one of these stores has to have it. Let's just split and find it.
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Still can't believe you touch that butt with your face!
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Stop talking!
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This is the last store, if you they don't have it, we're out of lock.
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They have to have it. Come on.
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Do you have any mugs that say "World's best boss"?
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World's best boss huh? Yeah, we have one more.
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Yeah, check the glassware on the back.
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I can't believe I finally found it!
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Hey man, you get any "World's best boss"?
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Yeah, but I think those guys want it.
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That way.
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What?
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- Let go! - It's mine!
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Nooooooo!!!!!
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I got it!
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You're gonna have to pay for that.
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Did it work?
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What are we going to do? We don't have anything to give Benson at tomorrow morning's meeting!
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We'll think of something.
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Guys! We found it!
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They're selling it on this website, check it out!
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Most bosses are horrible!
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Your wife and kids can wait, Johnson! I need those reports now!
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Some are good.
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Nice work,Holly.
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A few are great!
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Pizza party!
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But only one can be the world's best boss!
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难道天下第一好老板不值得拥有一个天下第一马克杯吗?
And doesn't a world's best boss deserve a world's best mug?
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这可不是一般的马克杯 它是最好的 天下第一马克杯!
It's not just any mug, it's the best mug. The best mug in the world!
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Order it now!
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That's perfect!
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Yeah! And they guarantee overnight shipping!
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What are you waiting for bro?! Order it!
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Ah, what's taking so long?!
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It should be here by now.
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I hope it arrive soon, Benson will be here ar any minute.
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It's probably just stuck in traffic.
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Dude, muscle man. What's with the tie?
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It's called "Business casual". I am just tryin' to look nice for Benson's anniversary.
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Were we supposed to dress up?
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Delivery!
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Finally!
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Sign here, please.
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Err... we order a regular size mug, right?
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That box is huge!
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It must be full of packing peanuts or something.
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I'll open it! Benson will be so delighted to win...
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POPS!
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Pops are you okay?
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Dude, what's your problem?
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If you oder the world's best boss mug, you have to prepare to meet the world's best boss.
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Doug MacFarland, at your service.
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Who cares who you are?! Give us the mug!
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I'm afraid I can't do that. Only the world's best boos can drink from this mug.
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Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you.
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And even if he isn't, we pay for this thing, So hand it over!
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Or else what?
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We don't have time for this. Benson will be here soon.
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He's only one, dude. Let's just take it from them.
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Err... do I have to do this too?
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Yes!
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Alright, Doug, Hand it over.
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Oh did you meet my staff? Best from the best!
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They got me this mug so you're gonna have to work it out with them.
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Not a problem.
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Okay, team. Top priority on today's agenda: Teach these losers how we do business!
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Looking good, gentlemen.
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Extra vacation days for the guys with the most knock-outs.
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I'm liking the initiations, Mckinley.
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Rogers, shred the T.I.E report.
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T.I.E report?
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Yeah, the T.I.E report.
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Oh no, bro,
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I am on it, sir.
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Guys! None of the chores were done yester...
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What the... what are you guys doing?!
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Can you come back in a couple of minutes? It's supposed to be a surprise!
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So you must be Benson, can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far.
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What?
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I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug.
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Mug? What is this guy talking about?
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We wanted to get you a world's best boss mug for your anniversary.
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That's ridiculous, I am far for being the world's best anything.
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And why would I want a mug? Just stop, guys!
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No, you deserve it, Benson! You're a good boss!
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Indeed! You never miss a day of work!
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And you stay later than anyone else!
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You always remember my name!
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And even though you're mat most of the time, it's usually our fault.
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Oh, how sweet.
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What are you doing?! Call off your guys!
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You can't stop at the middle of a job! Let the employees work it out.
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What are you doing?
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Stop the...
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Everybody together!
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You can't do that!
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What kind of boss are you?!
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The world's best boss!
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Here Benson, you won this.
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Thanks, guys. I know I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says I'm.
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Now, clean up this mess or you're all fired!
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