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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,040 I don't know if I'm hungry or bored. 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,720 What? 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,240 I don't know if I'm hungry or bored. 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,160 Oh, I can't hear you. Your head's outside. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,720 I said, "I don't know if I'm hungry or bored"! 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,160 Oh, right, yeah. 7 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,880 Are you okay? 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,680 Yeah. Just really need a wee and I can't be bothered to go. 9 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,640 Huh. 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,320 It's all that milk. 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,480 Have your parents texted yet? 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,000 How can I still be hungry 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,840 after all this shit we've eaten? 14 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,600 - What? -How I can still 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,520 be hungry after all this shit we've eaten? 16 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,440 Becky, if you wanna speak to me, put your head inside the room. 17 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,320 I said, "How can I still be hungry 18 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,040 after all this shit we've eaten"! 19 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,680 All right, all right! 20 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,120 How can a fridge just break? 21 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,840 Has your fart gone yet? 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,760 Yeah, just about. 23 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,040 That was a real stinker. 24 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,360 It's what happens 25 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,080 when you eat a whole block of cheddar. 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,040 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,640 Mmm. 28 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,680 How much ham do you reckon I can fit into my mouth? 29 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,360 Put that down. 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,160 I'm trying to see if it's actually shatterproof. 31 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,520 Of course it's actually shatterproof. 32 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,760 I've had it since I was 4. Put it down! 33 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,720 I hate Sundays. 34 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,680 For fuck's sake! 35 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,280 Did I tell you about the girl with no hole? 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,040 Wh-- 37 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,600 What? 38 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,880 We had this girl at school who didn't have a hole. 39 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,000 What does that even mean? 40 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,720 - Do you want another choc ice? - No. I'll be sick. 41 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,040 So, all right. So, what, did this girl have a dick? 42 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,840 No. 43 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,080 She had a clitoris 44 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,800 and a piss hole and a bum hole, 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,680 but she didn't have a hole hole. 46 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,840 Oh, my God. 47 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,840 She went to hospital 48 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,400 and they dug one out for her. 49 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,440 Dug?! 50 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,600 Are you nervous? 51 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,560 No, of course not. I don't get nervous. 52 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,880 My dad's going bowling, 53 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,000 Mum and Laura are doing wedding things, so they won't stay long. 54 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,240 Just thought you need your fridge fixed, 55 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,480 it'd be nice for you to meet them at last. 56 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,840 Becks, honestly, it's fine. 57 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,640 I'm a people person. 58 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,600 What?! 59 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,120 You're not a people person. 60 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,400 Yes, I am. I'm good with people. 61 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,600 - No, you're not. -Yes, I am. 62 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,720 Just worried they'll compare me to Lee. 63 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,720 You're a million times better than Lee. 64 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,160 He used to take me to garden centres. 65 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,320 He made us watch the news. 66 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,480 Okay, then. 67 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,400 You're a plonker. 68 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,600 Do you reckon anything's truly shatterproof? 69 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah, of course it is. They wouldn't say it's shatterproof 70 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,120 if it wasn't shatterproof. 71 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,320 Put it down! 72 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,360 Five choc ices in one morning. 73 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,120 You're incredible. 74 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,880 Fuck off. 75 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,760 So how did this girl piss, then? 76 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,840 I told you-- She had a piss hole. 77 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,760 If you had to give up either your piss hole, 78 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,400 your bum hole or your hole hole, which would it be? 79 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,320 That was a new low. 80 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,000 It's Dan. Let's get him in. 81 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,240 Oh, are you that bored? I'm tidying. 82 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,240 We'll give him a choc ice. 83 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,360 Dan, great to see you. Why don't you come in? 84 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,040 I was actually just headed upstairs. 85 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,240 Don't be silly. Come in. We've got choc ices. 86 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,560 Erm, this is Paris. 87 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,480 She's my, erm, girlfriend. 88 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,040 - Hi. - Hello. 89 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,640 Hi. 90 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,880 Sorry. I assumed you weren't together. 91 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,840 We're just headed upstairs. 92 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,000 Right. 93 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,960 It's nice to meet you. 94 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,520 Thanks. 95 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,200 Sorry. I didn't-- I didn't catch your name. 96 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,600 Paris. 97 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,800 - Paris? - Paris. 98 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,520 Choc ice? 99 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:01,880 Yes, please. 100 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,200 And one for Paris. 101 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,800 The fridge broke. I'm trying to eat 'em before they melt. 102 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,400 Yeah, Becky's dad's coming over to fix it. 103 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,000 Okay. 104 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:24,160 - How did you two meet? - Yeah, funny, really. Erm... 105 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,400 Our eyes met across a bar, wasn't it, love? 106 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:32,520 Er, we got chatting for ages, about the EU. 107 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,440 - Sort of went from there. - The EU? 108 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,920 Yeah. 109 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,440 Do you feel strongly about the EU? 110 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,200 Oh, don't get her started! 111 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,280 We'd better be off. 112 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,880 -Right. - Lots to do. 113 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,200 It was nice to meet you, Paris. 114 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,280 Okay. 115 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,560 - Have a nice afternoon. - We will. Bye. 116 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,280 Bye! 117 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,320 -Oh, my God. - I know. What was that? 118 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,000 Oh, my God! 119 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,240 Well, do you think-- 120 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,160 - Do you think she's a hooker? - Dunno. 121 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,640 All right, Mum? Oi, oi, oi. 122 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,640 You'll never guess what Dan's just done. 123 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,360 Do you really think she's a prostitute? 124 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,600 Well, her skirt was far too short for her age. 125 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,200 Yeah. 126 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,840 Argh! 127 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,560 Ah! 128 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,400 Oh. 129 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,160 Oh. 130 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,240 What? 131 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,240 What? 132 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,040 Oh, my God, what's happened? 133 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,000 Steve? 134 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,880 Tell me what's wrong? 135 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,520 My uncle. 136 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,880 My Uncle Pierce died. 137 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,760 Oh, Steve, I'm so sorry. 138 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,240 How did he die? 139 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,280 Or don't you wanna talk about it? 140 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,560 He died in his sleep. 141 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,920 Oh, God. That's awful. 142 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,920 Just went to bed last night and he didn't wake up. 143 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,200 - God, that's terrible. - Yeah. 144 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,440 I didn't know you had an Uncle Pierce. 145 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:42,760 He was my great uncle-- my Nan's brother. 146 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,120 Oh, right. 147 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,200 He was 96. 148 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,600 Oh, I see. 149 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,600 I thought you meant a real uncle. 150 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,520 Well, he was a real uncle. 151 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,720 No, like an actual uncle. 152 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,480 He was an actual uncle. 153 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:06,560 No, I know, but you know what I mean-- a proper uncle. 154 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,920 Your Mum or your Dad's brother-- 155 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,680 a middle-aged one. 156 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:15,400 - Why are you being like this? - I'm not being like anything. 157 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,000 Good. 158 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,760 I mean you've never even mentioned an Uncle Pierce. 159 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,360 Becky! 160 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,120 He fought in the war. 161 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,760 So? 162 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,680 I bet you don't even know which war. 163 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,920 Why are you being like this? 164 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,640 My mum's really upset. 165 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:43,000 'Course she is, poor thing, he was her actual uncle. 166 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,160 Now hurry up and do your wee. 167 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,240 My parents just texted, they're nearly here. 168 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,920 Oh, fuck! Well, I can't-- I can't meet 'em like this, 169 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,279 I'm in mourning. 170 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:55,320 You'll be fine, you're a people person. 171 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,560 Go and do your wee. 172 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,240 I don't want my parents smelling your stinky piss. 173 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,400 It doesn't stink. 174 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,120 It stinks of Sugar Puffs. 175 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,600 He fought in the war. He fought in one of the wars. 176 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,960 I hope you're collecting the clippings. 177 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,320 - 'Course I am. -Good. 178 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,200 Fed up finding your toenails everywhere. 179 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,480 Oh, fuck. 180 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,160 So, er, when did you last see your Uncle Pierce? 181 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,720 Just shut up and put that plate away. 182 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,360 'Cos you never mentioned him in the seven months I've known you. 183 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,120 Oh, Becky, please. 184 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,760 Just keep them at the door, I'm getting changed. 185 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,680 -Hi. -Hi. 186 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,200 Hello, you all right, Mum? 187 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,200 - Hi, Sis. Hi, Dad. - You all right, love? 188 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,560 -You all right? -Yeah. 189 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,560 - This is Steve. -Hello. 190 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,960 Nice to meet you. I'm Jill. 191 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,800 Hi Jill, it's nice to meet you. I'm Steve. 192 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,040 - Oh. - 193 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,280 Hello, Steve, mate. Nigel. 194 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,880 Hi, Nigel, it's nice to meet you. 195 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,640 I've heard a lot about you-- none of it good. 196 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,200 Well, thanks for coming to fix the fridge, it's, er... 197 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,640 Ooh, you've got a big tool box. Ooh-er. 198 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,320 - Can I take it for you? - Okay. 199 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,840 So you found the flat all right, then? 200 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,000 - Yes. - Yeah, past all the drug dealers 201 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,080 - and hoodies, Steve. - Yeah. 202 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,240 Yeah, that's right. 203 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,280 No, but seriously, actually it can get quite rough round here. 204 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,120 Last week we had a rape, at knife-point. 205 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,920 It was nasty business. 206 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,960 Think I could hear her screaming. 207 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,960 But it could have been a fox. 208 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,880 - Shall we go through? -Yeah, I think so. 209 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,440 Can I get anyone a drink? Jill? 210 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,920 - Can I have a cup of tea, Steve? - No. 211 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,160 - Yeah, 'course you can. - White, no sugar, please. 212 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,040 Well, that's funny. That's how I take it. 213 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,600 - Nigel? - I'm fine, thanks, Steve. 214 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,520 I didn't ask if you was fine, I asked if you wanted a drink. 215 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,160 Yeah, I'm all right, thanks, Steve. 216 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,320 - Sure? - Yeah, absolutely. 217 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,760 - Sure you're sure? - Sure I'm sure. 218 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,600 Sure you're sure you're sure? 219 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,440 Steve's just had a piece of bad news. 220 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,960 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Steve. 221 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,400 - Yeah. - His Nan's... 222 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,160 My uncle sadly just passed away. 223 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,040 I'm very sorry to hear that, Steve. 224 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,000 Thank you, Nigel. Yeah. 225 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,520 He actually died in his sleep. 226 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,200 - How old was he? - He was 96. 227 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,520 Oh... Right. 228 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,280 - So, he wasn't actually your... - He was his Nan's brother. 229 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,320 - Oh. - Yeah. 230 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,880 Okay. 231 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,720 I'll get that drink. 232 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,880 Is it okay to sit here? 233 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,560 Yeah, of course. 234 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,720 There are toenails on it. 235 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,160 Oh, sorry. 236 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,800 Steve's. 237 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,520 Does anyone want a yogurt? 238 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,840 They were going off, so I bought 20. 239 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,040 I think we're fine, thanks, Steve. 240 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,440 -Jill? - No, thanks, Steve. 241 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,040 - I think we're fine. -Nigel? 242 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,280 No. 243 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,680 Are you sure you're sure? 244 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,960 - Yeah. - We don't want any yogurt, 245 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,560 thanks, Steve. 246 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,680 Everyone sure they don't want a yogurt? 247 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,200 Jill, Becky, and Nigel: Yes. 248 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,720 -Sure you're sure? - Yes! 249 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,880 - Yeah. - Yes. 250 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,080 Okay. 251 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,000 Better see if he needs a hand. 252 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,040 - Thought I'd, er... -Thanks. 253 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,360 How am I doing? 254 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,040 Yeah. All right. 255 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,080 Well, what do you mean, "all right"? 256 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,040 You're being a bit over friendly. 257 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,880 No, I'm not. 258 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,920 I'm being friendly. 259 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,680 You offered them 20 out-of-date yogurts. 260 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,040 You went on about a rape. Oh, don't-- 261 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,440 All right, well just-- just leave me alone. 262 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,720 Doing better than Lee, though, ain't I? 263 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,240 Stop worrying about Lee. 264 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,760 - Just be yourself. - How am I supposed to do that? 265 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,480 I'll have a look at that fridge now, shall I? 266 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,000 Ah, Nigel. It's the hero of the hour. 267 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,920 I'll take these through to Mum. 268 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,760 Right. 269 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,880 Thanks, Becks. 270 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,000 - Coming home tonight? - No, I'll stay here. 271 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,080 Are you sure? 272 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,320 - Yeah. - Okay. 273 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,480 Steve seems nice. 274 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,080 Yeah. 275 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,440 - I think he's a bit nervous. - Yeah... 276 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,600 He doesn't mean anything bad by it. 277 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,040 Er, well, let me know if you need a hand, Nigel. 278 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,160 Yeah, will do, Lee. 279 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,480 Steve. 280 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,280 Steve. Sorry, Steve. 281 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,840 You look like him. 282 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,400 Right. Don't worry. 283 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,640 So I hear you're going bowling this afternoon, Nigel. 284 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,880 - Yeah, we're in a league. - Brilliant. 285 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,320 Yeah, we meet up every Sunday and book a lane for the day 286 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,920 and practise all afternoon, 287 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,720 play a match in the evening, have a few beers. 288 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,400 - You know. - That sounds fantastic, Nig. 289 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,000 Nigel. 290 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,080 Nigel. So what is it, like friends from work or...? 291 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,840 Normally it's me, Lee, Lee's dad, who's also called Lee, 292 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,480 Arnold, who runs the scouts-- used to be Lee's akela. 293 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,720 - Did he? -But since Lee's 294 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:27,480 been in Afghanistan, his cousin Mick's been coming down. 295 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,280 What's he doing in Afghanistan? 296 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,080 Fighting the Taliban. 297 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,720 Okay. 298 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:42,360 So, see my uncle who, er, who died, 299 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,960 - he actually fought in the war. - Your nan's brother? 300 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,640 - Yeah, my-- my uncle. - Nan's brother. 301 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,320 This is the section on veils. 302 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,920 - Oh, that's nice. - I think Laura 303 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,360 would look lovely in a veil. 304 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,600 Just something to, you know... 305 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,360 - Yeah. - Not hide her face, but... 306 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,880 - I know what you mean. - Yeah. 307 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,920 So how was... how was Homebase? 308 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,520 - Did you get anything? -Yeah. 309 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,560 Yeah, it was good, actually. 310 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,520 You know much about tiling a floor? 311 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,080 Er... 312 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,760 No. 313 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,360 Oh, okay. 314 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,280 It's, erm, it's... it's... 315 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,400 it's nice we have actually got this moment together, Nigel, 316 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,840 cos I-I wanted to have a word with you about, 317 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,120 about... well, about Rebecca and my... 318 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,040 well, my feelings for her. 319 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,040 She's, erm... 320 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,800 Well, she's... 321 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,800 She's a really special person, as, I mean, I'm sure you know. 322 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,080 Oh, you stupid fuck. 323 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,400 Sorry? 324 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,840 You silly fucking sod. 325 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,240 Er... Okay. 326 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,280 I'll get it. 327 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,720 You're a silly fucking idiot, aren't you? 328 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,960 - Yep. - There's nothing wrong 329 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,520 with the fridge. 330 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,600 You just turned the thermostat down. 331 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,240 - The what? - You know what a thermostat is? 332 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,280 Er, yeah, course. Mm. My mum's got one on her wall. 333 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,840 Right, well, there's nothing wrong with the fridge, 334 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,320 you just turned the thermostat down, you twat. 335 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,200 Total fucking pillock. 336 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,560 - How's it going? - Hello, love. 337 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,320 Hey, Laura, it's great to see you. 338 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,080 Careful, Steve, I'm wearing a brooch. 339 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,360 Oh, sorry, it's just... it's just great to see you. 340 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,240 Wow, you look amazing. 341 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,600 Thanks, Steve. It's nice of you to notice, for once. 342 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,880 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, great. 343 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,760 We're getting on like a house on fire. 344 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,520 How's the fridge? 345 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,240 - You want to tell them? - Erm, well, er, well, 346 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,440 there was a problem with the thermostat, 347 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,960 but, er, Nigel flew to the rescue and fixed it. 348 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,920 - Ah, good. Well done, love. -Yeah, well done, Dad. 349 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,400 - "Problem with the thermostat"? - Yeah! 350 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,120 Does anyone want a chip? I made them especially, 351 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,120 - after the fridge broke. - Didn't break. 352 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,000 - It stopped working. - I won't, thank you, Steve. 353 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,920 We're actually about to go to a wedding shop, so... 354 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,280 Oh, I love weddings! 355 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,520 - I-I love 'em. I can't wait. - Are you taking the piss? 356 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,800 No, no, I actually-- actually can't wait. 357 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I was saying to Rebecca earlier, weren't I? 358 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,640 I-I think it's going to be the highlight of the year. 359 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,880 Well, Steve, we haven't finalised the invitations, 360 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,320 as of yet. 361 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,040 Okay. 362 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,520 But he'll be invited? I'm a bridesmaid. 363 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,400 Well, no, shh. It doesn't matter. 364 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,160 There are limited places, mate, I mean... 365 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,360 You've only been going out seven months. 366 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,680 It's costing us over 20 quid a head. 367 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,320 That's, er... That's fine, that's fine. 368 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,880 I com-- I completely understand. 369 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,880 Erm, I mean, I don't-- I... Thank you. 370 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,440 I don't mind-- I don't mind paying for myself, 371 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,720 if it's a-- if it's a problem. 372 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,560 Shall we move into the bedroom, 373 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,160 rather than being all scrunched up in here? 374 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,200 Oh, I've got a lovely wedding magazine for you, Laura. 375 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,680 -Oh, thanks, Mum. -It's got all the latest trends in it. 376 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,520 - This is better, isn't it? -Apparently veils 377 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,040 are very fashionable this year. 378 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,439 I don't want a veil, Mum, 379 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,440 I want absolutely everyone to see my face. 380 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,960 We should get going. The shops shut at 4:00. 381 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,240 That only gives us three hours. 382 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,080 He said it was shatterproof. 383 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,080 There's no such thing as completely shatterproof, 384 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,680 otherwise they'd make planes out of it. 385 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,080 Ooh, that'll be Dan. 386 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,600 He lives upstairs. 387 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,680 He's a funny one, isn't he, Beck, er, Rebecca? 388 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,560 Yeah, he's an odd one. 389 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,800 I mean, I shouldn't be mean, but he came round today 390 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,240 with a... with a new girlfriend. 391 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,840 Strange lady. They made a funny pair, didn't they? 392 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,120 Very odd. 393 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,080 Mmm. 394 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,440 Mayo? 395 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,280 You'll have a chip, won't you, Nigel? 396 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,560 - Er, I'm alright. -Sure? 397 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,200 Sure I'm sure. 398 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,200 Yes! Yes! Yes! 399 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,520 - Well, er... - 400 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,760 That was awkward. 401 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,640 Oh, God! 402 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,440 It's a-- It's a lovely day, isn't it, Jill? 403 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,920 - Yes. - Spring's in the air. 404 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,440 Yeah. 405 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,440 And the evenings are getting lighter. 406 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,320 It was a bit cold yesterday, though, wasn't it, Laura? 407 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,960 It was a bit chilly, yes, Steve. 408 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,480 You just... You don't know what to do, do you? 409 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,040 Do you? "Do I take a jumper? 410 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,920 - Do I not take a jumper?" - Yes, exactly. 411 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:34,000 I'm thinking of becoming a Community Support Officer. 412 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,920 Are you? 413 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,680 Are you, Steve? 414 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,960 Yep. Just to give something back, you know. 415 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:46,920 Or I'm going to mentor a troubled teenager. 416 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,040 Okay. 417 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,640 Or donate my bone marrow. 418 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,320 Feel sorry for the poor sod who gets your bone marrow. 419 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,400 - Dad. - Nigel. 420 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,480 I feel sorry for him, as well. 421 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,200 Come on, then, let's get going. 422 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,880 His bone marrow's probably as useless as the rest of him. 423 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,640 But there's no need to point it out. 424 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,680 Maybe you should get going. 425 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,080 Yes, I think that's a good idea. 426 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,760 Oh, already? No, we've only just started. 427 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,200 Well, some of us have got weddings to plan. 428 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,280 Right, well, er... 429 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,160 Well, er, thanks for fixing the fridge. 430 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,600 Didn't need fixing. 431 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,440 Yeah, it... Yeah, he's just being modest. 432 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,880 Well, it was, erm, 433 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,320 it was lovely to meet you both. 434 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,880 So I'll see you in the week, then, yeah? 435 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,440 I'll be staying at home Wednesday, I think. 436 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,440 - Steve's seeing his Mum. - Hey, Steve. 437 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,880 Ooh-- people. Hello, everyone. 438 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,320 Er, this is Dan. 439 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,920 I'm Steve's friend from upstairs. 440 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,000 It's a neighbour. 441 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,880 Nice to meet you. 442 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:08,520 Er, this is, erm, my, erm, friend, Paris. 443 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,560 We were just, er, going to the cash point. 444 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,360 - Okay. - I'll explain later. 445 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,160 Okay, Dan, see you. 446 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720 Well, it was really nice to meet you both. 447 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,560 Good luck with the job search, Steve. 448 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,160 - Yeah. - And let us know if we can help. 449 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,720 We have a family friend that's in the army, don't we? 450 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,880 -Yeah. -He's doing a tour 451 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,520 of Afghanistan at the moment. 452 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,480 And they're always looking for new recruits. 453 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,680 Oh-- Oh, great, thanks, Jill. Wow, wow, wow, much appreciated. 454 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,920 Nice to meet you, Steve. 455 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,360 It's nice to meet you, too, Nigel. 456 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,800 You know what? We should do this again sometime, 457 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,680 now that I'm part of the family. 458 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,760 - Bye, then. - Bye. 459 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,440 - Ta. -Call you in the week. 460 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,280 See you later. 461 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,800 Bye. 462 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,440 - Bye. -Bye! 463 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,040 - Steve and Jill: Bye! - Bye. 464 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:09,280 - -Bye! 465 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,200 -Bye. - See ya. 466 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,480 Well... That was a success. 467 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,480 Not a people person, am I? 468 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,640 No! 'Course not. 469 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,720 Fuck! 32843

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