All language subtitles for 01x10 - Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty & Enter the Devil

Welcome to a land that's way under, down
under. It's going through as you let it

rain or shine.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Where topsy -neek, turby -gay starts to
spin. Like a Tasmanian devil in his

closest kin.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Mum's alive, why is that nipple -butter
long?

Molly, don't fire it up or take place
with the dog.

Down in Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Didgeridingo and Wendell T. Wolfe.
Francis X. Bush, lad is never uncouth.

Bushwacker Bob and his mother called
Mum.

Oh,

yeah, don't forget, Taz.

I'm Taz.

Oh,

hi, Taz.

Guess what I have. Time's up. A kitty
cat. Have you ever seen a sweeter ball

fur? I just know you two will make super
friends.

Oh, I know just what he wants.

Here's some cream for Molly's little
sweetheart.

Look at him. He probably hasn't eaten in
days.

I'll bet what he really needs is a nice,
relaxing nap.

Oh, Tad.

You wouldn't mind watching Kitty while I
make him a little cat bed, would you?

Thanks, I didn't think so.

Yummy.

that lucky little... Taz, my dear, if
not

always ideal brother, how could you?

Well, of course Kitty scratched at you
if you tried to eat him.

How can you expect me to believe you?
You're always eating my pets.

Taz. As opposed to blackmail as I am, no
matter how effective it may be, I am

left with no choice.

You leave my new kitty alone, or I'm
telling Mom that you skipped your bath

week. Bath, bath, bath!

It appears my method was simple enough
even for you.

So you promise?

Okay, why don't you kiss and make up?

Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up,
Slowpoke. You've just got to see this

comforter I made for Mom and Dad.
They'll be so surprised when they get

from work.

It took me six months to knit, and I
don't mind saying that I'm all fired up

about it. I am going to give it the
ultimate test.

Taz, let me see what Kitty thinks.

Oh, look, look, he loves it.

Kitty tested and approved. I count that
as two big thumbs up.

What could complete this adorable
picture?

I know, a ball of yarn.

Mom's got one in her knitting kit.

I know I can trust you with Kitty. Rub
-a -dub -dub.

A playground and a ball for some lucky
kitty.

Oh, how the little kitties all light up
when they get their special delivery

ball of yarn.

Door -to -door ball of yarn service.

Hmm, wait a minute.

Just as I thought.

A thread's out of place.

Technically, this could be considered a
violation of our deal.

You're lucky I'm your sister, and I love
you.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I can't believe how cute
he is. You cute, cute.

Aren't they pretty, Kitty? This is my
prized exotic fish collection.

They're really valuable, especially that
one. His name is Bill.

I had to save my allowance for a whole
month to get him, but it was worth it.

Oh, he looked hungry.

I'll get him some food while you guard
him from certain unintelligible

Hey!

Taz, what is with you?

What do you mean, Kitty's eating Bill?

Oh, sure, Tag. Drag me all the way back
while poor Bill is starving.

Oh, however could I have doubted you.

Now listen, mister. I'm getting a little
tired of your nonsense.

No, you listen to me. You're the one who
views the world as one big food thing.

You are such a liar. I don't have to
listen to this.

Look, Taz, my dear brother, I have a
simple equation for you. Soap plus water

equals bath.

Taz hates soap. Taz hates water. Taz
hates bath.

Jeepers, why can't I have a nice big
brother like all my other friends?

just as I suspected.

Out, out, out!

Let's get the agenda straight. Don't
touch my fish, don't touch my cat, don't

touch my room!

Comprende? Not unless you like that
fresh all -over feeling, and I know you

don't.

A cushy chair, a telephone, cordless,

of course, and thou.

So, Deidre, it's me. I couldn't wait. I
had to know. Did you call him?

You did? Oh, tell me everything.

Tell me what he said. Tell me what you
said. Then tell me what he said. Then...

He did? Oh, my gosh.

Oh, catch your breath. Slow down.

What? Oh, I'd die. I would just die.

You know, Deidre, it's special moments
like these that make me wish we were old

enough to drink dessert coffees.

Uh -oh.

Give me that.

Bill? Oh, Bill, are you okay?

I knew I couldn't trust you. And where's
Kitty?

I have looked everywhere and I can't
find him. If I don't find him soon, I

be held responsible for the soapy fate
that's in store for you. Do you hear me,

Taz? Do you hear me?

Welcome to Ireland, it's way under, down
under. It's always yellow in rain or

shine. Darling Tasmania, come to
Tasmania.

When something needs turning, they start
to spin. Like a Tasmanian devil in his

closest kin.

Darling Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Mum's alive, why is that so for so long?

Molly's all fired up, we'll take place
with the dog.

Darling Tasmania, come to Tasmania.

Didgeridoo and Wendell T. Wolfe.

Oh, yeah, don't forget Taz.

I don't like it when I'm kicked there.

Master, it is shameful that we had to
teach those bad guys brutal lessons.

Yes,

young foo.

You are learning the weight of the kung
fu master.

Open it, it is. We can't lollygag around
here all day.

That was a fun movie, ain't it?

But nothing like real life, that's for
sure.

Hey, who taught you how to drive?

Hey, mister, you better keep your dog on
a leash.

He's not a dog. He's a Tasmanian devil,
and I can prove it. I met his mom and

dad.

Hey, don't I know you fellas?

We just saw you in Pummeling Fist of
something or other.

So, you know Kung Fu.

We were good.

I thought you were horrible.

What?

But Taz here is a big fan of yours. He's
been wanting to learn that Kung Fu.

So? I wonder if you think your dog boy
can learn Kung Fu.

Well,

forget it. He is too primitive a beast.

Hey, hey, hey.

He may be primitive, but this Tasmanian
devil's the toughest beast alive.

Then I got the scars to prove it, right,
Tess?

Why, if Tess here could surely give that
little half -pipe a pummeling, he

wouldn't soon forget.

Ha, ha, ha. And hop. I'll eat you for
breakfast and cough you up like the

hairball you are.

Well, no, I don't believe it.

Yes, I think he was referring to you,
Tears. And I don't believe it was a

compliment. Come on, Tears. Get in the
old chop suey.

Minion Hairball wants another lesson, we
will be in the desert, enjoying many

moments of derisive laughter at your
expense.

Jeez,

Pez, how do you get yourself in these
business?

Hey, that was just a rhetorical
question.

But now, where is Mike?

Because I'm going to let you in on a
secret.

I was once one of those, you know, kung
fu masters myself.

I've got a black belt and two pair of
pants to prove it.

Stick with me, Ted, and I'm done with
you. You'll be a lean, mean, kung fu

machine.

I'm bad.

Now pay close attention, O 'Hairy
student, as I teach you the discipline

body. This dirty sheet of paper, well,
it's a schmink.

Ow! Blinking paper, cat.

Well, you get the idea.

Go ahead, Tiz. Chop to it.

Well, you do want to be a kung fu
fighter, don't you?

That's the spirit, lad. It's all in the
wrist. Of course, we'll have to get you

a new one.

Come on over here, Tiz, son, you little
rascal, you.

I've decided we should work on the legs
for a while.

You know, the feet are an important
weapon in the martial arts. Remember,

the key is... Mind over matter.

It's like I said, Tess. Mind over
matter. If you don't mind the pain, then

don't matter.

Oh, that's nothing.

Oh, an ingrown toenail. Ooh, that hurts,
let me tell you.

You have only one test yet to pass,
Tesson.

That of the, uh, spiritual, uh -huh.

You must ponder the imponderable,
contemplate the uncontemplatable, boldly

where no Tasmanian devil has gone
before.

Well, uh... Oh, you know, just think
about unanswerable questions and tell it

here. Good!

See there, you're progressing as we
speak.

Hey, son, descend the mountain when you
have discovered, uh, why you can't tear

those labels off mattresses. Yeah,
that's a good one.

boot technique in which the humble
student may humbly franchise a whole

gasp.

So, the beast of much slobbering has
returned with his comedic companion.

Hey, I do not slobber. I, oh, you mean
him. Yeah, yeah, he slobbers, and what

it? Ha, ha, ha. Hey, master, the ball of
hair thinks he can now fight.

Hey, some for the fight, eh?

So, you said you are tough. Let us now
be getting down to the big fight. A loud

hit.

I am the greatest. I

pity people that messes with me.

Tethon, remember my teachings.

I just can't come out and tell you.

Sorry, lad, but it doesn't work that
way. Kung fu, union rules and all.

Hey, Dennis, what are you talking to
this guy for when I'm right here?

And how inspiring would that be?

Hey, I was with him from the start. I
taught him everything he knows.

That's right, and he got beat up three
times.

Ah, that was just practice. Hey, son,
just a reminder, dinner's at six.

Prepare to be bubbled into extreme pain
and suffering, you son of two hairballs.

This isn't a great reflection on me as a
mentor.

Darn you, and double darn you, Wallaby.

The honor of my students must be
avenged. All right, then. I've been

a chance at you, you old fool.

Your kung fu is good, but you need
discipline.

Well, what will they put, they think?