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News Reporter: A fire accident in Multinational Financial Conglomerate AmBank

damaged 500 computers, confidential customer records and loss of property in millions.

Police have recorded the cause of accident as Electric Short Circuit in FIR.

Company employee Mr John called for press meet and for more details.

Company employee Mr John called for press meet and for more details. Lets go to Mr. John for more details

Lets go to Mr. John for more details

Blood of a person who's about to die turns warm...

Fear does the magic!

But the killer's blood remains cool!

But the killer's blood remains cool! Cold blood!

Cold blood!

Mr. Janakiram when you became Mr. John.

And who told you that Cyber criminals don't kill in real

I don't want to kill you...

But someone said rightly..

With great power comes

great responsibilities..

Uncle Ben said it sir

Who?

Who? Who is that Uncle Ben

Who is that Uncle Ben

With great power comes great With

great responsibilities

by Spiderman's Uncle Ben.

Did I ask you mother Fucker?

You're still alive

Last puff...?

alright !

Boss, he's dead.

See...

Smoking kills

I admit that was a bad introduction.

But, bad is me.

Avinash Ganguly!

Hero of this film

I am the watch dog of internet

If you are online, your whole information is with me..

Beware!

Beware! I A M W A T C H I N G Y O U

I A M W A T C H I N G Y O U

For the past 6 years,

I'm ruling the Cyber world under the guise of Anonymous.

I did many Cyber crimes.

Sometimes, out of curiosity,

or to test a new technology.

sometimes to practice my skills, or

just for fun.

I trapped many girls by Cyber bullying

They are still in my list of Girlfriends..

Some of them are paid well too..

I crashed national stock exchanges through DDOS attack.

stopped operstions

I loved the panicked faces of investors!

I invented new ransomwares and attacked various online security systems of banks.

I invented new ransomwares and attacked various online security systems of banks. They gave in to my demands, paid millions of dollars. Poor guys

They gave in to my demands, paid millions of dollars. Poor guys

I stalked, surveillanced, hacked numerous students & individual programmers.

I gave them ghost coding assignments and stole their product ideas.

In this process, I earned loads of money. Millions of dollars and crores of rupees.

And I converted all into Bitcoins

Safer than the Swiss Bank. Whiter than the American money.

I'm getting ready for 3rd world war,

which will be fought from home with laptops,

by seeing satellite images while enjoying chilled bear.

Guns & bullets aren't required.

world war

Trojan war redefined!

Only God & I know the fun in controlling man's life by being Anonymous.

Three things turn common man into criminal

Hunger

Greed

Anger

what if such common men become criminals?

Hyderabad's Ameerpet, fondly known as Ameerpet University.

Hyderabad's Ameerpet, fondly known as Ameerpet University. Kingdom of Hunger.

Kingdom of Hunger.

Software hub - new product ideas take birth here faster than Silicon valley

Talent is abundant here

you can see it roaming around nude in search of jobs

That why i kept a watch on future software engineers

This is such a story of 4 unemployed, identity-less, hungry engineering graduates.

Upen

Leader

Arjun

Genius

Karan - Country boy

Ejaj - Pervert

Everyone has their own reasons for not getting jobs.

I'm the best in Java,

But people don’t offer jobs for poor English skills.

Bloody capitalists.

Why you crib about capitalists?

Can you spell Communist in Capitals.

Look at me, I've know such good English.

Knowing ABCD isn't enough.

One should know programming languages like C, C++

listen my story

Recession struck down the job market soon after my college.

The End of networking Jobs!

Dying jobless for 3 years in Ameerpet.

Bro, I'm too fucking up in interviews.

They ask stupid question to which I reply in equal measures.

They ask stupid question to which I reply in equal measures. So they think I'm arrogant

So they think I'm arrogant

3 years of unemployment and dependent life

Rekha's Uncle(Landlord) has appeared in my dreams, landed up in our house in the morning.

I guess, he's after us; up to something. I say, we should runway

We'll stay in his tuition room.

What do you say?

What do you say? But it can't even fit his ass in it!

But it can't even fit his ass in it!

You fucker…

Yadav too threatening to stop providing food, if we didn’t clear our debts

I'll have a word with Yadav

Bro, Cyber café Reddy...

Bro, Cyber café Reddy... Isn't even allowing us to touch PC. 98

Isn't even allowing us to touch PC. 98

We'll go in the night while shutting down the store.

We will catch his collar.

If he gets angry, will fall on his feet!

But, buddies. I don't feel bogged down by these troubles.

Because I know that I'm special. I believe in it immensely.

One day I'll be successful

Success

Dollars

Beauty

Even girls!

Upen gives an appointment to Microsoft.

Me to Facebook.

Me to TCS.

Evenings in San Francisco, busy with Amazon coding project.

next morning

Oracle test in Dubai.

Man, I don’t like that Oracle logo!

Then, fire Oracle!

Fire Oracle.

I fire all American companies!

I fire all the Software companies.

Man, wouldn't it be sweet if this dream comes true!?

It'll become reality for sure.

A day will come, where all the countries will form a queue to offer Visas to us!

Then, we'll go to US bro.

I heard that unemployed too get pension there!

Fucker, you always dream of US. US is a bloody fucking capitalist...

Fuck you. Do you even know the development happened because of USA!

It’s a bourgeoisie system

US is boon

US is bane

US is bane US is god!

US is god!

US is god! US is ghost!

US is ghost!

Go to hell!

I'm Hungry....

Son, did you collect the money...

Hello Yadav!

See, the useless party is here. Hello..

Fill your tummy

No food without money

you make your kid work..

Why? Should I make him useless Engineers like you people?

We're Engineers, not useless.

See what that Engineering graduate is doing.

Living off on a tea stall. And you're teaching me about Engineering!?

He's right. We're useless.

We joined the course with dreams;

Dreams are shattered & life is destroyed..

We're fucked guys!

Yeah. Engineering ruined our lives, man..

Yadav had a blast with our song but didn't offer us food..

Hello guys...

Hi Rekha

Hey Upen, wassup!

What man, these guys make out in front us...

Well, laptop is on table..

That's great!

3 burgers, 1 pizza

Bro, pizza is mine.

Dare you eat that pizza. Its for Upen...

Yeah, yeah. Bring all the special things to only Upen.

Don’t get anything for us. Biased bitch.

I'm a biased bitch?

How many times did I ask you to introduce your friend Esha.

I get horny looking at Upen & you kissing.. What say guys?

You get horny even looking at dogs...

All hail the Pervert King!

Karan, take the hard drive from my bag

2 weeks ghost coding assignment..

Coding should be in company format...

It shouldn't be mentioned in your resumes.. Friends: *Imitating*

OK?

Bro, lets do this..since we are workless

Sir, your food. Please enjoy

Hey Ramanujan, here's the advance and count

If it's your own money, take it back

What's wrong with this guy!?

Why you've so much of ego?

You're living in my Uncle's house,

Without paying any rent!

Free food from Yadav & Free internet from cyber cafe Reddy..

Living like parasites!

Still you've ego to the heights equal to that of Mount Everest!

Upen, control your ego ASAP!

Else you ruin yourself and ruin others too!

and, you don't eat that Pizza.

Ejaj, finish it off

First we eat Pizza and finish off burger later

Madam, passion is on when you're hungry, not when full.

So you're doing this project?

Obviously!

Reddy please give us a system

Reddy please give us a system 203

Reddy gave them a system

and they started the ghost coding assignment!

I've seen their work. They're talented..

But not sure if they're serious

bro, hide this cigarette, Rekha is comming

Hi Upen! Wassup, Hi guys

Hi Rekha

Direct from office?

yeah..

Where is the laptop?

What's is this man?

Why do you care fucker?

What's the status of the project?

What's the status of the project? Don't you mail?

Don't you mail?

they're asking me

they're asking me I've to give you work, give you my laptop

I've to give you work, give you my laptop

and then I've to run after you to finish the work.

Hey, fool

what Mr. Idiot?

When is Esha coming?

How long will she stay?

Where will she stay?

Wow, so much excitement!?

By the way, what will you do if she's here?

Just biological needs..

Social needs yaa..

Statistical needs...

Please give me your phone. I've to call her

9866 - 36 - 24 - 36

Hi Esha, How are you

It’s been long

Hello Miss,

Are you single?

Why...

You were single last time... Hoping you're single even now..

Actually you know I've a girl friend.

What?

-Yeah

-Yeah?

Yeah!

You mean, you're that type?

Yup!

Yuppooo!

By the way, who is your girl friend

Me!

You!? You want a boy and now a girl too.

Because of girls like you, Hyderabad is going to ruins.

Karan!

Yes, whats up

Its cracked man

We found the solution! SMS payment gateway!

They're already doing it man.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

What's happening?

Bank transaction through SMS!

What say Karan?

Guys, will you tell us too?

Yes, you should listen to it. You're MBA finance Right?

This is a Banking Software.

India is witnessing rise in Zero balance accounts.

With PM Narendra Modi's Jan Dhan Yojana announcement,

within in a weeks, 20 Million new accounts are opened.

160 million in 6 months. This is a Guinness world record too!

Customers happily open accounts.

But banks will have to bear maintenance charges almost Rs. 1000 per account.

Am I right Esha?

Yeah, ATM cards, overdraft facilities, even insurance.

Yeah, easily!

These accounts are non-profitable.

So the idea is to bring all these accounts into a loop through a nominal logic;

and that can reduce the maintenance cost by 50%

And this is Karan's idea..

Wow, Karan. Amazing!

My village itself has 2000 accounts.

Many villagers have no clue about banking.

Bank manager is troubled by this ignorance.

That's the root of this idea!

But, what is the benefit for customer?

We were stuck on that same question for 3 months!

Idea was to deliver banking services at finger tips.

But villages suffer from lack of connectivity.

Today, somehow, he came up with SMS payment gateway idea!

SMS is almost a free services.

It doesn't cost much to banks.

Absolutely!

When you guys did all these over-smart things?

Whenever Reddy gave a System or Rekha her laptop..

Everything is cowboy coding!

Guys, you know what

If this idea works, it could be a revolution in Indian banking

You guys are hifying. I didn't understand a bit

Superb. If he didn't understand, idea is sure-shot, 100% hit!

So what's the plan now...

The plan to develop the software and sell it off to any bank..

How can we do that?

We haven't developed prototype yet.

We don't have permanent systems required to develop prototype.

Anybody can also have such idea. Parallel thoughts!

Before anyone develops such idea..

We've to develop the software. Sell it off to any bank.

Rekha, why shouldn't we sell this idea to AmBank itself?

They've a software center too.

Yeah, we did ghost coding assignments...

Yeah. Rekha, can you try to fix an appointment with your CEO

Man, he is not CEO, he's big flirt.

Asks for date every time. Big pervert than Ejaz!

Bigger pervert than me? Must be a lesser flirt than your dad, then!

So you go out with him!?

Yeah, sometimes have to go!

After all, he is my boss!

OK then, go out once again and bring an appointment

Are you sure?

Yes..go

Oh, someone is burning

I've a hot body. Ye ye ye.

You've not paid the bill again. Have you?

Rekha is here guys. Pull the mattress closer to Rekha

Ask her about the appointment

I had a word with CEO.

He looks interested but not confirming his appointment.

-Sue him. Fire him.

use your brain

you don't come out of porn?

focus on presentation!

One side, these 3 were working hard for my appointment

Other side, our prince of Nizam, having ball by watching porn and all shit.

But, none really thought that, finally this idiot will get them my appointment.

Man, explain Ejaz about private browsing.

He opens multiple tabs and watches porn in all of them.

Wow, you did shopping?

Yes, for all of you

What are you wearing..

Statue of liberty

Yeah, looking like dumbo!

You're going to a presentation. Not to any circus. Wear these!

What are these? New clothes?

Yeah, for your presentation

What about the appointment?

Will get you the appointment too. Its on the way

Why is it taking so long Rekha?

Fuck, I'll get the appointment.

-Give me the laptop. -I'm also trying!

Don't touch the laptop, you're like a virus!

Hey fucker CEO...

Mother F*%&*%#@&^$*&^

You don't give us appointment, you si%$^&r.

Ass#%&^*$^(@&*^&(&*%#%*$^%

Give us appointment now!

#&$*&%*(&($*@#&@%&@#&^#^%

Mark, read the mail!

Fucker CEO...You don't give us appointment, you si%^$^*r. Give us appointment now!

Stop it. Who wrote this mail?

Me, sir.

No Mark, not here!

What the hell. I thought, you called us for the presentation!

After all that shit...

We are already here, can we've few minutes please

Only 2 minutes!

2 minutes? Alright. Your time starts now. Buckle up Mark

Keeping in mind the flood of accounts after Jan Dhan Yojana..

Zero balance accounts are on the rise, sir

Come on Mark. No pain, no gain

Mr. Ganguly..

The idea is worth thousands of crores.

And there're many banks waiting in the market.

Call us when you are interested..

And yeah... better be soon.

Karan, Lets go!

Hey, in my room.

Oh, you guys haven't started yet.

Come on, come on, start the presentation

Come on guys, someone... please!?

Well, to begin with…

So you are going to present...

It isn't like that bro. The thing is...

Am I your friend? Relative? Neighbour? Call me sir

I'm so sorry guys. My god, I'm so late. There was heavy traffic man

Its alright. Its alright. Its alright. I love late comers

Sorry sir

No sir business please. I'm Avinash or just Avi!

-Hi I'm Esha. Sorry again. -I'll take it, if you insist.

Hopefully we'll stuck together in traffic, enjoy ghazals & relish sweet rasgullas. Sit, sit

Yeah, thanks!

This is a Banking Software. Zero balance accounts are on the rise everyday.

PM Narendra Modi...

Carry on...

Thanks sir. Since PM Narendra Modi's Jan Dhan Yojana announcement..

Well, any questions...

What do you know about mutual funds?

Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before reading.

Alright guys, great job.

Thank you sir.

I'm impressed.

Thank you sir. Thanks everyone. Thank you very much

One more thing..

Me and my team would like to know the code explanations.

Sorry Avinash

We can't reveal our technical aspects. They are our passwords.

Alright, alright.

Let me know when will you join the company?

I'll have to get the cabins arranged

Thank you so much Avinash. But ..

We don't want jobs..

What the hell is he saying?

We just want to sell our product..

You know, B-to-B kind of a deal

Who's product is this?

The team's.

Yes, but who came up with the idea?

It'll be nice if that person takes the call.

Sir, Upen will take the decision on behalf of us.

Alright! Listen up everyone!

Are you enjoying your work here?!

YEAH! Yes!

Tell me how much?

Come follow me!

I wanted to show them, in fact him, what they're losing.

I didn't spend three days on them...

hat one stubborn Idiot can come between me and my product!

And this is our sever room.

*Step 1 verification completed!*

Speech recognition! you wanna try?

I will...any clue...?

It's beyond your imagination!

Come on!

*In KILIKI Lang.*

*Unothorised voice*

Fuck you too!

What did the fatso say?

I'm Avinash Ganguly & give me a break!

*Step two Verification completed* *Welcome Boss*

come on guys

Amazing office man!

Yeah!

Isn't it cool? Amazing server room!

Where are the toilets?

I'll tell you when you join the company!

Please, situation is tight on border!

Alright! Just go! That way!

So guys! Where do you want your cabins?

Sir, anywhere you like...

What?

Sir, can we have few minutes please!

Yeah sure! Please have fun and get back to me.

You guys want to take up these jobs?

You've seen the office right?

What else do you need?

Listen...

Since three years we're working hard..

without expecting anything

This is the result of it Upen!

Lets take the jobs!

Upen, we would be stupid to let go of this opportunity!

I mean we all would be paid well!

What's wrong with you man!

I'm getting restless to work here!

What's your problem?

Servers! Cabins! Systems! Gadgets!

Cutting Edge technology man! Total Killer!

Bro! Just look at this canteen!

The floors in the bathroom are great!

Including the maids here look better than Rekha!

This is what we dreamt for since three years!

No!

This is not what I dreamt!

How can you guys be this stupid!

Cant you guys understand?

Why Ganguly is tolerating us?

Why is he showing off his office??!

This whole beauty is a trap!

Can't you see!?

He's not ready to leave this project, at any cost!

He's not but his people are stupid.

We've been here for 3 days now explaining the product

But they didn't understand the logic.

Explained them about product.

But they didn't understand our logic.

These people are stupid!

These people also think that you are stupids!

Smart people sir!

If we get rid of this guy..

The product will be ours!

Shut up man!

I'm fed up of you.

Always comes up with nonsense.

These ideas don't go well with us - the middle class.

They do. They sure do.

If they suit Infosys's Narayan Murthy, they suit us too!

Somebody please explain him.

Karan, you always say..

"You own the land you plough in!"

Why should we give our land and crop to him?

Ejaz!

You're a big fan of America right..?

If America didn't take any risks, would it be America?

Obviously not!

Esha! Just think. What would be the value of it in the global market!

And Rekha trust me.

This is our time.

We're still young enough to take this chance.

It's now or never guys.

I agree! we've been thru a lot in last three years.

lets add 6 more months to it.

Think!

If we can execute this product successfully...

Our next product will be valued billions in international market

Don't undervalue yourselves.

Think big guys!

You know what!

This sounds cool!

I'm game for B2B!

Its start-up time guys!

Yes! Absolutely!

We deserve something BIG!

Really BIG!

I don't know....

But we trust you Upen!

We trust you.

Let's think BIG!

How much are we going to quote?

One million Dollars!

One fucking million dollars.

Do you even know how many zeroes are there in a million?

Yes, Sir!

6 zeroes! 7 in Indian & 8 in Zimbabwe's currency

Shut up!

What will you do with all the money?

Shopping.

That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard in my life! Till date.

Senseless Idiots!

You deserve to be in Ameerpet for the rest of your lives!

The total population in India 125 Crs.

Even if we take 50Cr prospective accounts and reduce Rs. 500 on each account

The potential of our software is Rs. 25,000 Crs

So one million for us is a fair deal!

Just get out!

Just get the hell outta here!

Wait downstairs & I'll call you when the agreement is ready!

My dear prodigies go and celebrate!

You've won yourselves a million dollar contract!

*Friends celebrating*

Ganguly, I want to kiss you!

Agreement signed. & Rekha left the company.

Though they won the contract, they've been kicked out of their apartment for not paying their dues!

They settled in Esha's Uncle's 150 year old garage.

Poor fellows!

Ejaz is feeling dried up since the porn ban..

Old age politicians have very 'weak wifi signals' ...

they don't need porn

Why are they hitting under our bellies by banning porn!?

Esha is here! Lets ask her...

-Esha! Esha

Hey Ejaz.. Porn is banned no... How are you managing?

Reddy ji... Please give us a system..

This isn't working!

Bend it and try again..

Like you do with Chethak old scooter.

Shut the fuck up!

Started!

I will not work on this system!

it seems like 1 saree for four women

Esha... Divide 1 million by 5.

Why 5?

I get it now!

No, no! I will work. Please don't do that!

Hi guys!

Surprise!

Wow!

I just got it

What do you guys think?

nice

super

Do you like it?

What do you think?

Can I.. Can I kiss you?

Yeah!

Hello...Esha

Can I kiss you...

NO!

Fuck! I told you guys I want an attached bathroom!

Did you hear about Hardik Patel...

Patels also want reservation..

We also need reservations man...

Lets give it to everybody!

Politician are treating the country like a toy and playing with us!

Yeah! Lets give reservation to minorities & women too!!

Don't talk about minorities. -We don’t need any!

Yeah man! At one point they treat us like we're equal and call for reservation for women

And we're strong enough to work on our own!

E U R E K A !!!!

Our product's name!

E U R E K A

Salman is free! Finally!

Celebrities can get anything in this country.

Keep system in their pockets

fly kites with politicians!

Assholes...

See you should understand that...

Govt. & judiciary are two different bodies.

we can't mix them

Its not what you think it is..

Everyone is happy!

Salman's fans are happy!

NaMo fans are happy!

Why are you worried?

Looks like she's ShahRukh's Fan!

Hii Guys!!!

Hi Esha!

Okay. You guys have to tell me what you're going to do with your share of money

Give that to me! Beautiful women like you should be in front of the camera!

so tell us! What are you going to do with your share..

Lets see..

May be New York..

Wall street... I've a job offer too..

Super! I'll join you too..

We'll rent an independent house..

I'll do tailoring...

you take money

People anyway wear short cloths there...

Dollars! Dollars! Dollars!

Listen guys!

Program canceled. I don't know where I'm going anymore.

I'll deposit my money in bank

And put the interest back in account.

And again...

By the time I retire

I'll have 100 crores!

Then people will call me Arjun Ambani!

Money attracts money!

When I get my money

I'll runaway with some rich guy

Like... say..

Ganguly!

Ganguly is not going to leave you bro.

I'll make a film with my money!

With content, acting, music..

Everything kick-ass !

Who's the hero?

Star kid?

Make a film on our story!

No man! Movies in India run on Drama & tension!

Which our story doesn't have.

Yeah.. It's a fact..

Karan give the cam. Now you tell us...

*All Cheering*

go karan.......

I'll just go back to my village

I'll work for my Village's development..

My village is on the verge of becoming a graveyard!

My parents will die there..

But will never leave the village

I have to do something for my Village.. and as soon as possible

Guys we should give half of our shares to Karan's Cause...

Yes, and our whole idea started from that village!

I think we all should!

Bro...We are all giving you money... Don't make a scam out of it!

* Everyone laughing it off*

Ganguly: Logic Bomb!

The most effective malware!

It can blast off a building if spread across a 100 computers!

We will send the malware with fake message like...

A tempting woman or lottery news in a mail.

If anyone opens link from the mail...

An electro magnetic wave forms within the system.

Leading to a short-circuit!

K A B O O M!

Destroying everything!

Do you guys know who used this first in India?

*Blast In AmBank*

Yours sincerely..

Why are you telling us about this, sir?

* everyone celebrating*

EUREKA is ready for launch!

One Fucking Million Dollars!

Lets go celebrate man!

You guys leave..I'll join later..

Lets go man!

Don't disturb me. I’m busy. You guys leave!

Stupid fuck!

This link isn't working..!

Guys...Wait for me. I'm coming!

Boss,we hacked them!

It's Eureka!

Eurekaa!!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!

YES!

Shall I, trigger the logic bomb?

ENTER

hold this bottle

hell with this body pain

GUYS!!

*Everyone shouting*

give me that cloth

Don't touch that

I think its the rain!

Motherboard got burned away!

totally burnt. we lost the back up too

How the fuck did this happen!

How can everything catch fire at once !?

There's something fishy about this!

There's something fishy about this!

He did everything

I told him that we will take the jobs!

But no! Sir wanted to become Steve Jobs!

He destroyed us!

*Everyone shouting*

you guys used to blame me for being jobless!

that I pull you down to Ameerpet

Now go to Ameerpet with your Steve Jobs

And make money in Dollars!!

Shut up! What happened has happened!

What's the use of fighting among ourselves!

Guys! Short-circuit happened with Systems! Not in our brains!

we have the program in our minds!

Arjun, check what all got damaged!

We can restore the systems! Problem is with EUREKA.

Guys we're so fucked man!

Was I speaking in Tamil? This happened because of this asshole!

Shut up Fucker

Not a word more!

Upen made the break thru for the idea!

Upen made the break thru for the idea!

You stupid fucks have never seen a dollar in your dreams!

And Upen showed us we can dream million dollar project!

If you speak one more word against him I'll kill you!

Then he should have done it all by himself. What the fuck are we here for?

No way..

I’m not leaving this!

I’m not fucking leaving this!

If we quit today, we'll have to live our rest of our lives as losers!

yes.....I'll do this!

We can do this!

Guys! We have the code, logic, model in our minds!

We can develop it!

If we work our hearts out..

We can make EUREKA smile again in a week!

One week!

I want this product for ready launch within a week!

So please work hard. Put in your 100%.

Get it done. Get it done fast!

Nobody is going home without completing this!

You got me?!

Now get your asses to work!

No no no Esha, this is part of the whole program.

This will be included in financial module.

AmBank's ex-colleague sent me a message...

They're preparing to launch EUREKA.

This is our product! How can they do that?

Tomorrow's the delivery date right!

May be they are preparing for our product launch...

Other: Yes, that might be it!

Lets get to work

So I was saying...

But guys...

How do they know about this name...EUREKA.

We never mentioned it?

Yeah! That’s right!

We didn't even put it on agreement!

And we coined the name much later!

Esha, let's call Ganguly once...

Yes! He'll answer Esha's call

Hi Esha! How are you...

Hello! Sir this is Upen, need to talk to you about the product!

Hello sir..hello...Hello?!

He disconnected

Call again!

You've reached the voice mail of Avinash Ganguly!

You've reached the voice mail of Avinash Ganguly!

Give it me! Ganguly mother fucker!

You've reached the voice mail of Avinash Ganguly!

You've reached the voice mail of Avinash Ganguly!

You've reached the voice mail of Avinash Ganguly!

Everyone shouting: Ganguly!! Come out!!

Step away, we need to talk to Ganguly. Let us go!

*shouting*

Ganguly! Mother fucker! What is this?

*shouting*

Without any grudge.. Give us our money!

What money?

The software you stole from me & trying to sell me back?

Throw them out!

Throw them out! Throw them out of here! Come on!

20% share with American Bosses

4-5 million will be mine anyway...

I would leave them.

But my ego...

Doesn't let me..

What Happened Rekha

AmBank sent a legal Notice

What!?

For What?

That we stole their idea and tried to sell it back to them...

Ambank drafted the Agreement is it?

Yes sir.

I can see that!

This is the problem.

Copyright laws are as uncertain as your minds are foolish.

That’s where criminals are having a ball!

The product here is an Idea..

Which anybody can think off

Parallel thoughts..

You people don’t have any tangible proof

That this idea is yours.

There are no product details in the agreement.

Just mentioned as a banking product.

You've written several Emails to them..

But they haven't responded to any of them..

Exactly one day before the agreement...

He's registered the patents on his name..

To the last detail..

Eureka belongs to them now.

What?

And last and very important..

All the legal proceedings shall be in USA.

Take my advice.

Quit this legal tangles.

Get yourselves decent jobs & settle down.

But sir, what about this legal notice..

Oh don’t mind it, they just sent it to scare you.

sure sir?

you can go now...!

Yes... we're launching EUREKA

E U R E K A

Guys, eureka is being launched.

Aren't you happy about it?

Come on guys! Its celebration time!

The product is ours, its just that he's launching it.

I have a new idea!

What!? Another program?

Bro, It's all enough

what you did to us

We almost went to the hell's entrance

It's all enough dude

Are you scared?

Leave it man!

Whats left with us to be brave?

We're left with nothing.

we lost nothing friend..!

We've developed a software sitting in this shabby garage.

Made a million dollar deal with CEO of AmBank.

Its not a small thing!

We did it once and we can do it again!

Be positive guys!

we didn't get even a rupee

and owned the name as cheaters

what a miserable life man

don't you have brain?

You're the reason our lives are destroyed!

Ejaz...Cool down..

Where is Arjun?

May be he's in his Tuition room?

These kids might know.

Do you know Arjun?

KIDS: Tuition Master!!

Friends: Do you know where he is?

Friends: Take us to him!

What the hell is this guys!

Where are we?

Arjun!

Arjun!

Arjun!

Arjun Get up!

Arjun What happened.

Someone get water.

Get up Arjun!

Get some water.

Arjun Get Up!

*Arjun Moaning*

*Arjun talking in dizziness*

Take me there!

We were screwed man!

He fucked us all!!

He fucked us all!!

Whom are you talking about?

Who!? WHO!?

You're still not getting it?

What??

You're still not getting it?

*Arjun trying explain*

*Arjun trying explain*

*Arjun trying explain*

*Arjun trying explain*

He hacked our systems.

He has the entire Eureka program.

Stage by stage.

Bro, tell us clearly, what exactly happened?

Do you remember the short-circuit in our garage?

It's not because of water or rain!

He planted a logic bomb in our system!

We can get our million dollars back from Ambank

We can get our million dollars back buddy!

Wait wait wait!

AmBank..

Let me understand..

You mean to say Ganguly has hacked our system?

And stole our program?

Yes!

He stole our program

Very conveniently he blasted our system with Logic bomb.

And I've proof of this!

This is not the first time he did this!

I have proof for all these

I'll show you now

He is a fucking cyber criminal!

I'll show you! Where is it!?

This is it!

Check this! Ambank blast! Caused by fire.

Insider involved!

Read! Inside job man!

How is this possible?

Anything is possible!

Just like this he blasted our systems!

Logic bomb fuckers! Logic Bomb!

I had my doubts that very day!

Laptop caught fire along with system

How can everything gets burned!

Something is fishy guys!

Laptop was on shared network and it wasn't even plugged to power…

It wasn't any short-circuit.

It was an internal attack.

Why would someone do that?

How do they know about this name? Eureka?

I added one to one and then I understood!

Esha can I please have your phone?

Thank you. I'll show you guys something.

This mail. He sent a malware thru this email!

Hey don’t show this! It’s a bad Message.

It’s a bad message!

you opened it?

How do you know that its bad?

It’s a spam mail guys! Everyone gets it!

Why are you guys looking at me like this

Pervert idiot!

I’m pervert? Do I look like pervert?!!

DO I LOOK LIKE PERVERT!?

Ejaz stop!

Once in a while if I do stupid things you'll call me pervert?

Why are you guys looking at me?

Are you questioning my character?

What happened to you guys!?

I'm not a pervert! I didn't do anything wrong!

I didn't do anything wrong guys!

Please believe me!

Sorry guys! I’m really sorry!

I didn't know what I was doing.

I'm totally sorry guys! I’m sorry!

Its okay Ejaz..

They would've chosen another way if it weren't you.

Now tell me something..

what attracted you more

America or Lady?

Be serious guys!

Arjun..

you mean to say…

you can actually hack into AmBank?

Yes, I made a program.

We can crack into AmBank's security...

WHAT!?

Not just Ambank, but any fucking bank in the world!

Just follow me...

This code will help us..

In cracking into Ambank's security..

Esha give me your phone!

Ganguly is calling?! Ganguly??!!

Even mine is Ganguly..

Yours too?

How can all of us get a call from same person at same time?

Arjun… Is it you?

I've all the details of his accounts!

Not just fb, his emails, accounts, credit cards, pin numbers, passwords!

I've recorded every internet activity of Ganguly.

Esha! Change you DP and I'll show you something..

He's stuck on your profile for two days...

He liked it!

See, I told you!

Stuck on your wall!

Such a crazy retard man!

Why were you silent when you knew all this was happening?

A thief doesn't inform you before stealing.

He steals when house is locked.

And did Ganguly informed us that he's going to steal our software?

Now the fun begins! We will show Ganguly what we are!

Aye Captain! What's the plan?

Simple! We've to connect ambank wifi first and..

Wait!

Are you serious Upen?

This is crime and I'm not into this?

How can you grow so weak,

that you fall to this low ??

Weakness!

When you are screwed by someone and you cant fight back, that's weakness!

We know he'll screw us again but we still don’t act. That’s weakness.

And you are taking that bloody criminal's side

who treats crime as his responsibility?

You think he's a criminal..

Then lets go to police..

Yes. Lets go file a case..

Will call your uncle too!

Do you think he cares? He will fuck us all over again!

What about our money?

What about our fucking million dollars man!

Did you forget what he did to us?

Guys its not crime, its revenge!

Yes revenge! revenge! Revenge!

Remember? How he looked at us when we met him the first time?

How he laughed at us?

He knew he's going to destroy us!

He hit us to death and left us on roads!

And we are blamed for stealing the program!

He says we cheated...Doesn't he...

Let us prove him right!

LETS BE THE CHEATS!

Its not crime! Its revenge!

Revenge! Revenge!

But if I feel we're doing anything wrong, I’m out!

And no one will stop me...

Not even you Upen!

First robbery without guns and bullets!

What's the plan Arjun?

Simple! We've to hack into ambank wifi and..

Then we will hack into system admin to get hold of bank database

If we login here, don’t they get notification?

We use masked IP.

We mask an office device, to change static to Dynamic.

This way our device also looks Static.

Good!

Whats this Masked IP?

Imagine there are 10 watchmen

And you also join them in Watchman uniform

They'll think that you're also one of them!

But only you know that you're a thief.

Got it! Got it!

AmBank_Zone!

Amazing!

So, What do you guys want to see?

Confidential details!

see... everything is here

Can you do a Rs. 10 recharge on my mobile...

Shut up asshole!

If we've to remove even a rupee,

we need his personal passwords

Its not that easy!

Check these!

Office room

Parking lot. CC TV footage.

and this is our vehicle

These are the bank accounts..

This is his last Skype call...

All the financial details man...

We steal our money from here..

Countries.. Branches.. Accounts.. Money.. Lockers..

All transactions.. Reserves.. Deposits..

Billions! Billions of Dollars!

Guys, are you thinking the same as what I'm thinking?

Why should we stop at one million?

Doesn't matter if you steal 1 million or 6 million..

Punishment is same if get caught!

Guys there are billions of dollars before us...

If we've decided to take revenge...

Lets take a grand one!

What do think guys?

Karan?

What !?

What do you mean?

We've been thru a lot problems.

We deserve a price on that too!

You want to be compensated for all this.

How much do you want ?

One million dollars...

Per head!

YES!

Enough ?

Will that be enough for the insults we faced?

Your eyes are filled with greed!

And it won't be content even you rob the whole bank..

Upen.. I’m out!

I’m not liking the way we're doing this.

I can't see a simple human turn into a criminal.

I'm going!

Rekha! Rekhaa..Rekhaa!!

Please understand!

Did you forget that we didn't even had money for a cup of tea?

And all those hungry times?

But you never thought of robbing a bank!

This greed has taken you over, Upen!

We were anyway going to steal money..

I knew you would say this.

Rekha!!

Guys! Just One million.

We've four ways to rob the bank.

1st, selling credit card data.

We will steal the credit card info from the database

and sell them on black market.

By this we earn one dollar for one card.

Now for One million cards one million dollars

But Who'll buy this data?

There are!

You know what the best part is...

They don't know who sold it and we don't know who bought..

What will they do with the credit card numbers?

I'll tell.

They will shop with your credit card in Canada

but you'll have to pay the bill here in INR!

Time consuming man!

And third party involvement! I don’t like it!

No Problem!

2nd method.

ATM card cloning!

We will steal the ATM cards' PIN data...

And increase daily withdrawal limit.

and we creat duplicates for them, withdraw amount at a time

But there's a problem!

We've to go to USA,

we cant withdraw in dollars in India.

But customer is directly losing money in this.

Skimming!

Swimming?

Bank is in a Lake or What?

Man! I cant swim!

Every account will have money in dollars and cents.

We will round off the cents from all the accounts

until we get one million into a temporary account.

This is skimming!

Doubt! Customers will receive message if there's a transaction, right?

For this we change the criteria

customer will get sms about transaction

Only when the transaction is more than one dollar.

But the problem is this time taking.

And if any customer gets a shred of doubt..

We can get caught!

Yes!

Exactly, these are very log processes.

You've to find a way in which we can finish the job ASAP

then, only one way

Direct attack

Quick, Direct and Dangerous.

We'll go to a remote town...

Like Himalayas, Karnataka, Kerala...

We'll open a fake account..

by hacking Ambank cerver

And transfer all the funds.

Before anyone even notices we'll be out of here!

Guys I think this is the best idea!

We should go for this!

Arjun, What we should do now?

I'll prepare the code for this.

For this we need Ganguly's Voice files and his finger prints.

We cant crack the password without it!

Don’t worry!

I'll take care of that!

He's ready to give his fingerprints all over my body!

Karan! You get ready to go Kerala

Lets get you a NRI avatar!

Bobby Raj Sharma

From California!

Karan is now a...

Gentleman!

Arjun…lets make his fake passport and a fake website too.

Karan..you go to Kerala

And find a bank in a remote place.

Where there's an online transfer facility.

open an account and call me

Pirates solutions, the company's name

yes

Pirates

Rekha.....

Ejaaz!

We got Ukraine's Server.

Karan,

I'm scared man!

First time bank robbery and this such huge money..

Account will be active in three days!

Esha...

My regular Jo!

Hi! Have we met before!

Hi sir!

Ahh! I just hate it when you call me sir!

Alright…I’m avinash Ganguly and please call me Avi

Okay....Avi...

That’s good!

So, why is such a beautiful woman in a ravishing red saree

sitting all alone in this man's world!?

Actually, I just went thru a break up!

Ahh......

should I be happy?

Well I guess I should be!

you know what, I know a quieter and cozier place than this..

So, who was that dumb fuck who dumped you ?

Ejaz!

Were you out of your mind!?

I mean specially how he proposed me…

Bloody fatso!

Come on Esha

He's such a loser, good for nothing. How could you do that?

after what he has done to me, what they've done to me.

You're still friends with them?

That’s why I wanted to apologise to you.

Forget about them!

Tell me,

If you love me….

-Wait Wait wait…

I mean..

Esha after all these? Its pretty obvious.

I have a soft corner for you…

Since I've seen you in the office....

I thought you knew…

So how would you propose me..

Right now?

Yeah!

Hi. I'm Avinash Ganguly and

and I love you. As simple as that!

Hi. I'm Avinash Ganguly and I love you.

Oh come on! Give me a break!

I'm Avinash Ganguly and Darling… I love you!

Wow!

But I don’t believe you…

You don’t?

No.

Alright alright! She needs proof!

Okay!

Something is coming up!

I thought I was trapping her but

She was trapping me!

…..Can I kiss you?

With just one kiss she stole everything they needed!

The code was ready and they're waiting for the activationof Bank aAccount..!

*Unauthorised Login*

*Unauthorised Login*

*Unauthorised Login*

I'm Avinash Ganguly & give me a break!

*Unauthorised Login*

*Unauthorised Login*

*Unauthorised Login*

What the fuck! Shit

Kiran. Come over!

There was a security breach last night!

Network Admin team...

Did you check?

Did you check the notifications?

What's the fucking use checking now assholes!

What were you doing in your shifts?

Don't look at me like that! I want solutions!

Give me fucking solutions.

Password. Lets change the password sir!

Who the fuck interviewed you?

Don’t you know once he's got access, they are everywhere!

They turn like virus!

Doesn't matter even when you change the locks.

And don’t you know the basics of token management?

Any fucking engineering kid will tell you that!

4 network administration teams.

66 security members.

3 tier security. 1200 cc cameras.

600 guards. Voice recognition.

Finger print access. Then how the fuck did???

How the fuck…

How the fuck…

Bloody rodents! Mother fuckers!

got it now....

Bring it on!

I understood. They're good thieves.

They're hacking the bank for their one million..

But I'm the king of thieves.

I'll make that million to 10 million..

And divert it to my Europe account.

Upen......!

Note the account number.

Message the details.

OK. Get this done ASAP.

Guys, account is active!

Sunday we will do the money transfer.

But this should happen in absolute silence!

I heard everything!

Police!

Computers, books, plans on boards. This looks like a Robbery Gang!

You might even be terrorists!

Who are these girls? What are they doing here?

I don’t need any warrant to handle thugs like you

Hello cyber cell…can I speak to Mr. Ram Mohan...there is constable who's harassing us.

My Uncle.

I also have uncles. So what?

Mr. Ram Mohan.

Who cares!! I'm Seetharam!!

Cyber cell commissioner Mr. Ram Mohan.

Who..?

Cyber cell commissioner Mr. Ram Mohan.

Talk to him sir...

Talk to him sir...

No, I cant.

Please Talk to him sir...

Everybody is Hero if they get chance

What? Why that look idiot?

Commissioner is your Uncle?

No Ejaz!

Please don't lie...

Please sister.. Forgive me if I did anything wrong.

I was just playing, stupid!

I'm going home!

Rekha wait, I'll come along.

What happened Rekha.

I'm scared.

Lets go.

Cyber war has begun.

We didn't know that there is Judge too!

Alright guys! I’m ready! What about you?

Amazing Mark! You're a Genius!

Guys we have long, long day. Work but don’t forget to enjoy!

What's up! Did they start?

Yes sir!

Is this it?

Yes Sir

Ambank interface

So kiran, where are we?

Boss I'm not able locate their server.

But why are we doing this, sir?

Wanna earn a million dollars?

Whats say mark, you wanna earn a million dollars?

They want to hack us for one million but we will make it 10!

Didn't get it?

One million or ten million? The punishment is same!

*Singing Song*

This matter should stay inside these walls.

If it goes out, you remember John right?

This is bank interface right?

Yes sir.

Looks like they've already initiated the process

Are we good to go?

Yes

Lets think again. Aren't we forgetting something?

No.

Lets do it!

Lets do this man!

Yeah man! Lets do it!

3...

3...

2...

2...

1!

1!

Go!

Go!

Way to go!

Arjun, you sure nobody can track us?

No way man!

Not even the Ukraine server provider can trace us!

Got it! Ukraine's server! 3 TIER masking!

Yes!

WHAT!!

Yes yes yes! You're my boy!!

Take your million right now!

Before that let me kiss you!

No chips in this man!

Just press the enter key man!

Press enter! Press enter! Come on!

Enter!

Yes! Done!

This should succeed man!

$5000

$10000

$300000

$400000

*GangulySings*

$500000! Half a million man! Unbelievable!

$700000

$800000

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Boss they're reaching one million!

Let them do it let them do it!

Its reaching reaching reaching!

$900000

They've already dropped 4 tokens!

they're going to stop at one million

No, no, no pick it up pick it up immediately!

This shouldn't stop!

Do whatever the fuck you want but this shouldn't stop.

Now now now!

Fucking one million!

Million!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Goddamitt! Unbelievable!

What?

What?

What the fuck! Its increasing! Oh shit! See this

Stop it!

How's this possible!?

It's increasing!

Arjun what's happening!?

Why is it starting again?

Stop it man! Arjun do something!

Do something Arjun! What's happening?

I know this your plan!

You always wanted 6 millions!

GOD!!

What's happening Arjun?

Somebody started controlling our line man!

Shit!

Try man! Do something!!

Shut up guys! Shut up!

Shut up guys. Let him work!

Arjun do something fast!

*Everyone Shouting*

This is serious shit Arjun!? Fix it right now!

You want to do it?!?!

God!

*Voices from Hackers' Community*

*Voices from Hackers' Community*

*Voices from Hackers' Community*

Arjun who are these people?

Helping hands from all over the world!

Where did they come from?

How do they know what we are doing?

Is this how you do hacking?

OMG we've become international criminals man!

Why do it when don’t know how to do it?

Shut up!!

Let him Work!

We didn't know that someone would hijack us.

At least we should have a backup plan when someone hijacks us.

Who puts these things on forum?

Now the whole world knows about it!

They don’t know anything Esha. Trust me! Rekha They don’t know anything!

I don’t care Arjun do something now or else we are screwed!

You guys are screwed! Royally!

Mother Fuckers!

*Ganguly Singing*

Vijay, They crossed 6 million!

Found the Hijack server! It’s a Swiss server!

Swiss Server?

What happens now?

Arjun Invite him! Drag him into a chat!

I'm trying! He's not responding!

You leave it! I'll do the rest!

Ejaz stop!

I'll take care of this.

Ejaz, stupid fuck!

Asshole reply!

Sister f@#$%#$^%&^%*&(*&(&**&()$!^$#

#%&*&*@$^@&^*(&%(*&*(*

@$^$*%&(*)^*(^*()

#%$&*^%$@^#*&(%&(*$%^*#%

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Now he'll reply. I'm telling you he'll reply!

Stupid fucks. Can't handle a situation and start barking!

Let them do! Let them do!

Server changed man!

Its an Australian server.

I think someone is running a local process!

Server is fine. But what about bank account?

I don’t know!

Money is being deposited in an European Bank!

I'm unable to trace it

Arjun, reverse the transfer of money back into bank!

What! What about our money!

Ejaz we don’t have any option! Understand!

But what about our money?

Ejaz are you crazy! Just put the money back Arjun!

Ejaz this money not ours anymore.

Someone else is stealing it from us!

You lost your senses Ejaz!

Arjun put it back!

- No man! Please. Not after all this.

Arjun, listen to me! Put it back!

Ejaz there's no option, understand!

This is wrong man!

Sure?

Yes!

Boss, they're putting money back into the bank!

What, you didn't take full control of them?

That’s impossible Boss.

Neither I can't control them, nor they can do me.

In that case stop the inflow of the money into the Bank.

That stops all the transactions online!

All the customers will know within 15 min.

Put the site under maintenance and stop them!

Do it fast. We don’t have time

Guys, they blocked the transactions..

What!?

What should we do now?

The money is going back into Europe account!

How is this possible?

They only hijacked us right?

How can they control Ambank Servers!

This might be an Ambank Insider's Job?

*Fuck you Intruder!*

What happened !?

What happened? Arjun what happened!?

Ganguly!

Mother fucker! It's Ganguly!

NO! NO! NO!NO! NO! NO!

Well played Ganguly.

He's looting by using us!

Money in his account and Crime in our account.

Mother fucker!

I warned you before!

There are bigger crooks here!

Thank you! You guys worked hard for us!

Yes! Guys! His laptop's Web cam!

What!?

Why Ganguly again man?!

Ejaz! Cool down! Smoke up!

Whats the use now.

What do you say Upen?

Leave!

It's getting out of control! Lets go!

Ganguly... Avinash Ganguly!

Come one mark.

Let's catch them.. Red handed!

Shall I call the police?

We already did!

How did the press knew?

I did. This is an important event!

This is the place?

Hi!

Hello sir!

I took a huge risk!

A week before these girls came to me and

Told me that they're going to do a practical drill on cyber crime.

They wanted to hack into AmBank and steal one million dollars.

But why not alert all those involved and do it.

But they said that the thief will not alert you before robbery.

He attacks when you least expect it!

They had a point!

I thought if this drill was successful

Not just our country but the whole world will know...

How vulnerable we are to cyber crimes!

I mean look at this place!

But I didn't understand one thing...

Deal was for one million. Why did you extend it to 10?

Sir.. Actually... We stopped at one million but..

Why's Ganguly here?

These are the guys who hacked into my bank!

Hello, Who are you Highness?

I'm Avinash Ganguly. CEO of Ambank

Hello!

So, you got the information!

Of course!

Arrest them arrest them all!

Fucker! You were the hacker!

What about Australian server? And your European account?

Why did you increase the amount to 10 millions?

And when you knew about us why didn't you inform the police?

What rubbish?!?

Okay okay! Cool down!

We've proof for what you've done!

Check this video sir!

You guys made me a millionaire! Three cheers to the most wanted cyber criminal!

Looks like we got to talk!

My lawyer will talk to you!

Send your lawyer to my office!

Take care of him Vijay!

Yes! Yeah! Well done! Congrats!

Vijay call the press out!

Give the lights!

Entire life is fucked and you want smoke!

We didn't get rupee because of these girls!

6.6 crores! Please check!

Asshole! We were saved by them.

Can you please invest in our bank shares.

Yes.

This is for you.

Thank you!

Thank you girls!

Somebody call Karan. He must be counting Dollars, in his dreams...

Good job guys!

Thank you sir!

You guys are our country's future!

I'm recommending you all for Umesh Chandra gold medal!

What a name for an award sir!

Also please include cash prize…

There is! 6000

Dollars?

Rupees

Per head?

For team!

You made our lives sir!

I’m offering you guys 6 months internship in our cyber cell.

There's a chance of getting permanent

Thank you sir!

*Karan Singing*

Karan? When did you come?

Why was your phone off?

I was waiting for you guys...

With all these money!

What money?

This money!

See!

M O N E Y!!!

This is real money?

Where did you get this from?

This is why I've gone to Kerala right?

To get the money from bank..

This is our money!

The fragrance of the cash!!!

I've activated skimming too.

Forgot to close the loop...!

You made my life Shine!

Can I kiss you!

WTF! I want a kiss too!

Aren't you her brother?

Fuck them! I have money now!

So for the few days, they were busy celebrating and I was rotting in Jail.

I was thrown into a 3rd grade jail.

I'm a cyber criminal, I deserve better services. 3g...4g...

Ambank announced that I don't belong to them anymore, even with EUREKA

I was sentenced 7 years of Jail time.

But I felt happy that it didn't happen in US.

US courts would sentence me a lifetime (100 years) in prison.

They joined the cyber cell of police department and

Working as security guards of systems.

But they don't know that AmBank's customers reported missing cents from their accounts.

Interpol is investigating the case now.....