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Previously on
The Magicians...
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A huge reservoir of magic,
hidden underneath the castle?
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- Where does it lead?
- To Roderick's secret chamber?
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The Binder had a theory.
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When a being of great power,
such as a god, is killed,
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their energy is lost.
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But he believed
it could be preserved,
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effectively turning
the magician into a god.
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Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
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Listen, I don't have a lot
of time. We need your help.
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Surviving
first-year students,
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I am here to teach you
what not to do.
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The Library, they don't
want you to know it.
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Before we go in,
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there's a small matter
of protection.
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- What is it?
- Insects.
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The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
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Everett's been lying
to all of us.
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To do what?
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To become a god.
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- It's locked.
- Don't you have the key?
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Someone locked us in.
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- Who's dying?
- My sister.
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I found her a body,
but I need to find one
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that is more durable.
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Like yours.
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No running away,
little not-god.
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I'd hate to damage
my sister's new body.
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Good news, sister.
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I have found you
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a much more durable body.
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But I am going to have
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to momentarily kill you again.
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I beseech you,
Our Lady Underground.
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You know what, fuck this.
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You said you chose me,
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so now's your chance
to prove it.
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Julia.
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Kinda cutting it close,
don't you think?
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I didn't come here to fix it.
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I can't.
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You still have a chance.
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A choice of what
you want to be.
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You're saying this whole time
me being a human and a god,
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this was all just a test?
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Well...
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Both options are shit.
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I mean, you're saying
one is pass and one is fail?
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You will not fail as long
as the decision is yours.
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Now go, I can only
hold him for so long.
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- Oh, shit.
- Run!
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Jesus Christ,
so The Monster took Julia.
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We need to find them.
Do something now.
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We have the axes
and the demon bottles.
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You have the incorporate bond.
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You didn't give two wet shits
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when it was Eliot's life
on the line,
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and now that it's Julia
you're suddenly leaning in?
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Look, we all care
about both of them,
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but based on Mayakovsky's
formula
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casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a god
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would take an insane amount
of power.
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Now we need twice as much.
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If we go in there
without enough juice
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they'll just body hop.
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- They'll kill us all.
- Great.
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Where the hell are we gonna
find that kind of magic?
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Hey, Dean.
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I would not go in your office
right now, if I were you.
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If you shit in my private
bathroom again...
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No. Well, see,
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there's kind of a few
Librarian dudes here to arrest you.
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Yeah, they're pretty pissed
about some lecture you gave
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while you were pissed.
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I've been expecting them.
Come with me.
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Thank Christ I wore
the right suit today.
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The right suit
for being arrested, or...
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Wait.
Are you still drunk?
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That's entirely
beside the point.
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We have a bigger problem.
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Kady and Zelda haven't
returned from the Poison Room,
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and they're
running out of time.
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Oh, shit.
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Who are they, and what does
that mean, exactly?
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- God damn it, focus, Todd.
- Yes.
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If I'm going to be arrested,
there still may be a chance
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that something good
can come from it.
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Here.
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Yes, here.
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Take this to the
Library book drop immediately.
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Tell no one,
do you understand?
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Sure, keep it confidench.
On it.
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And try not to "Todd" this up.
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I will try not to be myself.
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Well, so much
for getting Fogg's help.
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Well, that's the last
of our protection.
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On the upside,
tasted minty fresh.
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Hmm.
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Let's go.
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Wait.
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What the hell?
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Hello, there.
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Apologies, I was trying
not to startle you.
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Christopher Plover. Pleasure.
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The children's book author?
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Oh, you're familiar
with my work.
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You could say that.
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I've read
Martin Chatwin's book.
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Yes, well, not exactly
the highlight of my o e u vre.
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You're the pervert
who turned him into The Beast.
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I'm the man who survived
in this place for weeks.
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And I can show you how
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if you help me escape.
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Look, it sucks that Fogg's
out of commish,
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but who else
can we shake down?
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Kady was trying to find
the Library stockpile.
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If we knew where that was.
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Found magic,
need help!
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Who sent you?
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- Found magic, need help!
- Okay, where?
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- Vague as shit.
- Oh, sorry.
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It's Fen.
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Right this way.
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High King Fen awaits.
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Whoa.
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Sort of incredible.
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Trippy.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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- Fen, what is this?
- And what's with the fish?
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Follow me, come on.
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Holy shit.
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This is the reservoir?
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An ocean of pure magic.
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Pretty amazing, right?
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I found it.
Well, Josh and me.
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And Tick was there too,
I guess.
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But, no, a lot of it was me.
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One small problem...
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don't touch it!
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That's the tiny
little problem.
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It seems to be protected
by some sort of curse.
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Look what it did to Josh.
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Yo u 're s a yin g Jo s h
is a fu c kin g fis h?
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Well, of course not.
He's a Fillorian Dying Fish.
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A Fillorian Fucking Fish
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is a totally
different species.
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Wait, "Dying Fish"?
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I really hope
that's a metaphor.
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Nope, they only live
a couple days.
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And you're sure that's Josh?
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Oh, I saw it happen.
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We were gonna come
straight to you guys,
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tell you all about
how we saved the day,
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and then he touches the water
and next thing I know, boom,
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Josh Fish.
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Him and his damn showmanship.
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So is it bad
if it turns white?
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Great Umber's taint.
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What are you doing?
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Dying Fish need eye contact,
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almost constantly.
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Usually they get it from their fish moms,
but we'll have to fill in.
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Every pet I ever had ended up
in a shoebox or the toilet.
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- This one's all you.
- It's just until we figure out
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how to turn him back
into a person.
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Or the rest of his life.
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I'm not babysitting Nemo
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when we're this close
to saving Eliot.
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- I've got bigger fish to fry.
- Shh, Margo!
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Don't say "fry" and "fish."
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It's not working.
He's not getting better.
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Margo, please. For Josh?
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Damn it.
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So I just look at him?
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My Gods.
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He perked right up.
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He's bonded to you.
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He thinks you're his mother.
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Unfortunately, that's not the
first time that's happened.
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Closest thing to the reservoir
in the books
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is the Secret Sea.
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It's an underground ocean.
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Chatwins sailed across it
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with a crew full of
rabbit pirates.
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Are those pirates
who steal rabbits,
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or pirates who are rabbits?
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Kind of both.
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But it doesn't say anything
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about the Secret Sea
being full of magic or cursed,
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so maybe there's a clue
that I'm missing.
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And if your nerdy bullshit
leads us nowhere?
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We need a backup plan.
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Speaking of bunnies, where are
the ones that Fen sent?
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I have an idea.
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So do all rabbits talk, or...
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Some of them you have to bribe
with cigarettes first.
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Look, about my message...
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No, I know. I owe you.
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But I can't slip you
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that kind of power
behind The Order's back.
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The monsters have
two of my friends,
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and who knows what kind
of chaos they're causing
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while the Library
does nothing.
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Look, Alice...
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I am no stranger
to messing up a good thing.
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I'm not gonna do that
with the Library.
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Well, if we don't do something,
there might not be a Library anymore.
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Then why don't you work
with us?
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Because your bosses would
arrest all of us on sight.
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You wanna do some good?
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This is your best chance.
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I hope you find
what you need, Alice.
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We're not setting him loose.
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All we're promising is to take him
with us if we find an exit.
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Well?
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Do we have a deal?
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Moss?
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My theory is
it counteracts the poison.
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Probably why it's
the only other living thing
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in this place.
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Been eating it
since I got here
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and I'm as healthy as a horse.
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How did you get here?
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Former prisoner of yours,
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Alice Quinn,
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seemed to think this was
the place I deserved to be.
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I can't say I disagree.
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Don't bite the hand
that feeds you, dear.
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Shall we?
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Huh.
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At least give me my dignity.
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Sorry. Protocol.
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Well, this was a new suit.
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It's a bit loud.
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Yes.
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It certainly is.
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Damn, the history of this
place is depressing as shit.
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Most world histories are.
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Nothing about a way out.
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Kady?
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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The moss should have
protected you from...
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- Oh.
- "Oh," what?
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The age-suspension spells
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Martin used to keep me alive
while he tortured me,
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it must still be
keeping me alive.
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Perfect.
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So I'm gonna die in the most
ironic way possible.
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Just like Penny.
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Well...
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Not necessarily.
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If we get back in time...
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Wait,
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all this time
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the Library had a cure?
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- Kady...
- No, you...
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you chose not to save Penny?
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- If it were up to me...
- It was.
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It's called "The Poison Room."
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The name is a warning
Penny chose to ignore.
262
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,111
No, no, no, you don't get
to hide behind the Library.
263
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,948
You think if you're a cog
in a fascist machine
264
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,034
that you're not responsible
for the people that it kills?
265
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,539
I'll admit, the Library veered
266
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,087
in an authoritarian direction.
267
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,881
Because of Everett. Once we
remove him from power...
268
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,675
No, no,
it is not just Everett.
269
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,923
It's the whole goddamn Order.
270
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,472
It all needs
to be burned down.
271
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,891
Not if it can be reformed.
272
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,970
Look, as someone
who lived through
273
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,725
two world wars,
I can tell you,
274
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,023
authoritarian regimes,
they fail eventually.
275
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,109
See?
276
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,379
Look, even the pedophile
agrees with me.
277
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,269
Oh, hardly.
278
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,230
Problem is,
279
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,863
no one will ever
let you change.
280
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,660
People always see you
for what you've done,
281
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,238
never for who you are.
282
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,073
So at the end of the day,
283
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,352
no matter what
you try to become,
284
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,958
some judgmental blonde bitch
285
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,128
always shoves you down
a poison well.
286
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,954
Yeah?
287
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,792
Well, then
I'm Team Blonde Bitch.
288
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,598
- Where's Fen?
- I sent her out for fish flakes
289
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,144
three hours ago.
290
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,018
Wait, you sent her out
alone in Manhattan?
291
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,101
Well, I kind of implied it was
her fault Josh was a fish
292
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,528
and blah, blah, blah,
I'd blame her forever,
293
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,321
so she's cooling off
at Benihana.
294
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,530
She never could resist
a sharp knife.
295
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,617
Meanwhile, I'm trying
to read up on a damn cure
296
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,915
while maintaining constant eye
contact with an anchovy.
297
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,122
And they say girls
are the ones who get needy
298
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,498
once you fuck them.
299
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,373
Wait, were you and Josh...
300
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,502
Wait, you know about
301
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,255
the werewolf stuff, right?
302
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,052
Who gives a shit?
303
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,004
- Nothing matters.
- Okay.
304
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,557
Look, it's not a big deal,
all right?
305
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,727
Sometimes we bang.
He makes me laugh.
306
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,304
And I like having him around
307
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,980
'cause of the
aforementioned banging,
308
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,150
and he just you know,
he kind of gets me. So what?
309
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,649
It's not like I'm in love
with Josh Hoberman.
310
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,980
It kinda sounds
like you are, though.
311
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,072
Have you met me?
I don't do feelings.
312
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,370
I'm the bitch
with the ice axes.
313
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,368
You can still care
about a guy,
314
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,326
werewolf, fish.
315
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,878
And it doesn't make you
any less you.
316
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,581
I mean, you can still be
a bitch if you want to.
317
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,425
Hmm. Shit.
318
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,922
Maybe I do love
this goddamn guppy.
319
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,510
Uh, I think this is
the Hedge doctor
320
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,219
that Kady called to fix Pete.
321
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,645
Says he's a veterinarian.
322
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,597
Maybe he can help
with the fish-Josh.
323
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,024
Josh-fish.
324
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,443
Way to be useful, Coldwater.
325
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,156
Is this Gordy?
326
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,950
Yeah, I've got fish problems.
327
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,786
- Josh and Margo.
- Yeah.
328
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,502
Okay, here's my thing,
329
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,596
um...
330
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,382
I didn't think that I could
ever trust you again.
331
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,554
And now...
332
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,684
"And now"?
333
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,352
I find myself wanting to.
334
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,625
When we first met,
335
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,454
I was clinging onto some
336
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,463
naive, idealistic notions
of what the world should be.
337
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,136
How people should be.
338
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,345
And I think that
I have realized
339
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,730
if I just throw away
all that childish bullshit,
340
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,062
I can forgive people.
341
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:14,023
For not living up
to my stupid expectations.
342
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,025
Like yourself?
343
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,701
What if we try again?
344
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,081
I want you in my life, Alice.
345
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,254
I want that, too.
346
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,263
Cyrus.
347
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,438
There was an intrusion
in the Poison Room.
348
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,645
It's Zelda.
349
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,151
With a hedge witch.
350
00:17:56,701 --> 00:18:00,320
- Did you follow protocol?
- Yes, they're locked in.
351
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,993
But do we really just
leave her to die in there?
352
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,343
How long do you think we have?
353
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,422
If we got out now? A few days.
354
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,259
In here? A few hours.
355
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,313
The after-effects of the bugs slowed the...
356
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,812
Zelda? Shit.
357
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,448
Sorry to knock you out
like that.
358
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,121
It's the only way
we could talk.
359
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,715
You could have freed me.
360
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,463
You brought a hedge witch
361
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,089
into our most
protected archive.
362
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,218
I read your book.
You're hoarding magic.
363
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,096
Trying to become a god. Why?
364
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,472
I put in centuries of work
365
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,519
before you ever knew
the Library existed.
366
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,690
- Oh, so I wouldn't understand.
- No, you should understand.
367
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,813
How...
368
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,769
futile it all is.
369
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,571
We work so hard to protect
the flame of knowledge,
370
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,742
but there will always be
things we can't understand.
371
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,410
Knowledge of the Gods.
372
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,989
By becoming one of them,
I can rip their secrets away from them
373
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,824
and bring them back
to the Library.
374
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,250
At what cost?
375
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,170
An unkillable god
is on the loose as we speak.
376
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,497
In the body of Eliot Waugh.
377
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,833
You intend to take his power.
378
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,590
He has the power
to destroy everything,
379
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,546
and all we have are books.
380
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,256
If we want to face
that kind of threat,
381
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,467
we need power, too.
382
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,112
Isn't that what Bacchus and
the others were trying to do?
383
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,693
They got drunk
on their own power.
384
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,198
Some of them literally.
385
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,905
What makes you think you won't
fall prey to the same hubris?
386
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,036
Well, I thought I had you.
387
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,291
Excuse me,
but isn't this book banned?
388
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,877
Like, really, really banned?
389
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,761
Fuck me. Uh,
390
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,510
we need to get that
to the Poison Room.
391
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,263
Immediately. Now, now, now.
392
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,176
You wanted me.
393
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,304
To do what, exactly?
394
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,928
To take over the Library
once I'm gone.
395
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,352
To see to the human concerns,
396
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,687
and to fix my mistakes
397
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,892
with the benefit of all the knowledge
and the power I would bring.
398
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,312
I wish you'd told me
the truth sooner.
399
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,525
So do I.
400
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,407
So, do what you must.
401
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,200
- Follow protocol.
- There is a way you can still help me.
402
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,583
I redirected the power I need
into a reservoir,
403
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,706
but it triggered
a protective spell.
404
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,163
A puzzle I can't solve.
405
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,084
But I've discovered
someone who can.
406
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,716
Quentin Coldwater.
407
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,044
Get Quentin to open
the reservoir,
408
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,130
and the Library can
still be yours to lead if...
409
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,428
Did you slap me?
410
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,143
We need to move, fast.
411
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,348
No. I didn't risk my life
to save a child molester.
412
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,980
- He can stay.
- What? No.
413
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,403
We had a deal! Tell him!
414
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,907
Well, your moss
didn't do shit for us, so...
415
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,905
But I can help you
get to the reservoir.
416
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:16,120
It was a secret of Martin's,
and I know all his secrets.
417
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,161
I could share them with you.
418
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,091
Incursion protocol.
They're patrolling.
419
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:30,557
Come on.
420
00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,437
Get to the Earth fountain,
421
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,847
I'll hold them off. Go!
422
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,200
Damn it.
423
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,175
Quite a trip you sent me on.
424
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,244
You ruined my suit.
425
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,496
But the good news is,
426
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,746
you're just about my size.
427
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,591
Keep barking,
you schnauzer fuck.
428
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,968
It won't bring back
your balls.
429
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,938
God, I hate animals.
430
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,021
So...
431
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,557
- Goldfish troubles?
- Not exactly.
432
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:27,904
I see. Not a goldfish.
Some kind of hybrid?
433
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,322
Oh, my God.
434
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,991
I am sorry to be
the bearer of bad news,
435
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,410
but your fish is a werewolf.
436
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,202
Wait. So are you.
437
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,492
Did...
438
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,077
Did you fuck this fish?
439
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,046
Look, he's a human
who's been cursed,
440
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,748
and I need to know
how to undo it.
441
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,425
Well, it's definitely
not a hedge spell.
442
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,906
And without knowing
how it was cast,
443
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,592
not much I can do about it.
444
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,367
So, should I just go ahead
and flush it, or...
445
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,348
Again, he's a person.
446
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,018
I'm gonna need you to try
a little harder, all right?
447
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,437
Now, if I look away
for literally 10 seconds,
448
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,061
he starts to die, and at some
point, I'm gonna need to sleep
449
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,768
or drop a deuce,
and I don't allow spectators.
450
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:12,407
Yeah, there is some kind
of bond happening there.
451
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:16,578
Whoa. Your eye is crazy.
452
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,658
Is that a wolf thing, or...
453
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,415
Fairy thing.
454
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,208
Can we focus
on fish boy, please?
455
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,001
It's not even attached
to your head.
456
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,954
You ever pop it out?
457
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,711
Why the shit would I pop out
my own eyeball, Gordy?
458
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:33,174
So you can point it
at your gilled lover
459
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:37,348
while you attend
to lady business.
460
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,691
I don't know, man. It feels
pretty stuck in there.
461
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,486
Ahh!
462
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,109
Holy shit, it's working.
463
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,693
I can still see out of it.
464
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,780
You ever touch me again,
I'll pop out your balls.
465
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,042
Uh...
466
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,498
See? Problem solved.
467
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,885
I don't know. This seems
kind of problematic.
468
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,089
Oh, I got just the thing.
469
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,137
Really?
470
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:28,437
Why does a veterinarian have
a pirate-themed eye patch?
471
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,112
Maybe it's best we don't ask
a lot of follow-up questions.
472
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,449
Jesus, what happened to you?
473
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,535
Hey.
474
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,654
- Just...
- Hello, Alice.
475
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,809
- Thought he was dead.
- Why'd you bring him here?
476
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,621
Because I just might be
the only person alive
477
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,748
who knows how to access
the reservoir
478
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:48,838
and save your friends.
479
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,341
- Mmm.
- Okay, so, the reservoir.
480
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,670
Yes, well,
that's what Martin called it.
481
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,215
I thought it lacked
a certain poetry.
482
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,431
So I renamed it
the Secret Sea.
483
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,519
Right,
the fourth Fillo ry book.
484
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:08,314
Mmm. Oh, I see
you have a copy here.
485
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,943
Ah.
486
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,028
Oh.
487
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,238
- First edition That must be valuable.
- Yes.
488
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:19,493
Well, even more so now.
489
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,541
The Watcher Woman
in the books,
490
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,540
she was trying to steal all
of magic for herself, right?
491
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,121
And then Martin stops her.
492
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:34,083
Most of that book
is pure tosh.
493
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,169
I had to invent that plot
from whole cloth
494
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,262
since, well,
495
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:41,010
I couldn't exactly
publish the stories
496
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,057
as the children told them
to me, could I?
497
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,759
I mean, the Flying Forest,
498
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,641
where the Chatwins discovered
recreational drug use?
499
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,224
Poor little Jane
hearing all about the birds
500
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,399
and the bees from a...
501
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:56,275
Did you know that centaurs
view necrophilia
502
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,402
as a way of honoring the dead?
503
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,282
Don't think I'd get
a Carnegie Medal
504
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,235
for explaining that
to children.
505
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:06,702
I mean, then there's all the
exaggerations and the lies.
506
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,581
I mean, Martin slaying
a dozen mercenaries,
507
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:15,090
and Jane riding on top of a
horse, what, 100 feet tall?
508
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,254
- I mean, what did she call it?
- Cozy Horse.
509
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,928
"Cozy Horse."
Utter nonsense thrown in there
510
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,552
just to see how much
they'd get me to believe,
511
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,634
and then Jane insisted
I keep it.
512
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,061
In real life,
the ending was much darker.
513
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,936
Oh, Martin did stop the Watcher Woman,
that's true.
514
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,062
The Secret Sea
515
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,566
was built by
the thirteenth king of Fillory
516
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,738
to consolidate power
for himself.
517
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,033
Martin wanted to make sure
that no one ever tried
518
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,113
to do the same thing again
so he drained the Secret Sea
519
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,165
using the last few drops
to set a trap
520
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,164
for anyone who might,
one day, try to refill it.
521
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,711
A curse.
522
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,539
Right, so now, one of
our friends is a fish.
523
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,546
Well,
he was 13 at the time.
524
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,300
You have to forgive his rather
adolescent sense of humor.
525
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,426
You know how to fix it?
526
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,558
Mmm.
527
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,134
There's a garden
just outside the reservoir.
528
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,971
The Drowned Garden,
Martin called it.
529
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,772
Never did know why.
530
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,692
It reacts to your emotions.
531
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,024
You feel happy,
a flower blooms.
532
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,356
You feel sad, another one.
533
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,658
So, one of the plants
is the antidote?
534
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,155
Indeed.
535
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,239
To make it bloom,
536
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:32,076
you have to
truly love Fillory.
537
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,923
Maybe when I was 12, but...
538
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,550
I don't know, Fillory's taken
away a lot of the shit I love.
539
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,848
Martin had
the same problem.
540
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,183
He returned as an adult
541
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,353
and could not make
the flower bloom.
542
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,849
His innocent love for Fillory
543
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,686
had soured.
544
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,645
I think
we can all say why.
545
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,905
Quentin.
546
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,280
It has to be you.
547
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,491
I'm familiar with your books.
548
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,325
Even considering
your recent experiences,
549
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,660
Quentin has
the best chance of...
550
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,039
making the garden grow.
551
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,211
We don't have much time.
552
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,092
There's a contractor
the Library uses
553
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,263
who might be willing to...
554
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,716
Text me if you find somebody.
555
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,985
So it's true?
The Library has a cure?
556
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:44,988
I know, it's bullshit.
557
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,488
Go with her
before it's too late.
558
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,945
If this is some noble shit
559
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,577
about you not owing
the Library anything...
560
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,421
Oh.
561
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,087
You don't want to be cured.
562
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,129
'Cause for all the terrible
shit we've been through,
563
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,630
at least the upside is
564
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,481
that you know that
there's a life after death
565
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,847
and you get to spend forever
with the other Penny.
566
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,050
And what part of that
sounds bad?
567
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,306
The part where you're dead.
568
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,810
I may not know you
the way he did,
569
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,266
but I know that that
would be a hell of a waste.
570
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,568
Yeah.
571
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,731
Well, most things are.
572
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,534
A lot's changed
since I've been gone.
573
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:35,956
Yes.
574
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,994
The humans made
lots of good stuff.
575
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,539
They spend their small lives
building things
576
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,466
that we could smash
in a heartbeat.
577
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,671
Sounds fun.
578
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,095
Perhaps you can tell me...
579
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,797
Do I have a name?
580
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,263
Why would you need one?
581
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,103
Starbucks, mostly.
582
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,431
This whole time I felt
so sorry for you.
583
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,266
Lost and alone.
584
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,523
But you weren't alone.
You were with the humans.
585
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,401
You talk like them,
you think like them.
586
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,116
I ate a few of them.
587
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,946
Yes, but you care about them.
588
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:23,622
You think I'm disappointed.
589
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,047
I'm not.
590
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,220
Are you scared of me,
little brother?
591
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,298
Would I have worked so hard
to bring you back
592
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,475
if I was scared of you?
593
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,011
All I thought about was you.
594
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,224
After I remembered
you existed, anyway.
595
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,143
And all I thought about
was revenge.
596
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:48,146
And I got it
for you already.
597
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,860
I killed Bacchus.
598
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,442
Iris.
599
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,577
All of them.
600
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,991
Everyone
who hurt you.
601
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,325
The question is
who put us here?
602
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,497
Our parents.
603
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,999
They made us,
called us mistakes.
604
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,334
Abandoned us.
605
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,421
So, what do we do?
606
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,881
I like murder
as much as anyone,
607
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,217
but I did all of this
608
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,347
just to be with you.
609
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:23,064
Can't we enjoy it
just for a little while?
610
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,608
That's not what
we were made for.
611
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:31,030
It's not that I am terrified
of the Old Gods in any way.
612
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,403
It's just,
how do you kill
613
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,201
an intangible
thought creature?
614
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,245
Where do you even stab?
615
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,037
They're more vulnerable
than you think.
616
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,210
If we can get to their realm.
617
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,375
Which we cannot.
618
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,290
We have a key.
A scroll.
619
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,381
Found it a very long time ago
on this world.
620
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,678
The Order took it from us.
621
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,925
They didn't even know
what they had.
622
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,302
Now,
623
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,305
where would a bunch
of Librarians
624
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:04,230
keep a very,
very important scroll?
625
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,412
Oh.
626
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,704
Here.
627
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,239
This has to be it.
628
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,954
It's exactly
as Martin described it.
629
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,461
Think happy thoughts
630
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,379
about Fillory.
631
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,082
Pure.
632
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,917
Innocent.
633
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,636
Maybe try talking to it.
634
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,258
Okay, can you just...
635
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,061
Well...
636
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,891
Um, Fillory is...
637
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,442
obviously great.
638
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:53,567
You know,
talking bears, right?
639
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,523
Who could hate that?
640
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,780
And opium in the air.
641
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,404
That was...
642
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,034
smart.
643
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,866
And...
644
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,376
socialized centaur medicine.
645
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,670
Are we screwed
646
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,373
- because Quentin can't get it up for Fillory?
- Just...
647
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,507
Look, why don't you try...
648
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,674
Okay, no, stop.
649
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,322
I can't...
Look, you're the one that ruined this.
650
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,490
I can't do it with you
over my shoulder,
651
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,631
so just, please, just go.
652
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,931
God damn it.
653
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,445
Okay, um...
654
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,990
When I was a kid,
I loved the Fizzy River
655
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,988
that they found in book two.
656
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,535
And I loved...
657
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,204
I loved
the Upside-Down Desert.
658
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:46,203
You know, the...
659
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,705
I can't really picture it,
but, you know, it sounds...
660
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,245
It sounds cool.
661
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,751
I don't know,
I can't, I'm sorry.
662
00:34:56,845 --> 00:35:00,179
- I just... I can't...
- Hey. Hey.
663
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,675
I used to love Fillory
when I was a kid
664
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,885
because I didn't know
what it was.
665
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,142
Plover left out
all of the terrible shit,
666
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,224
and most of the good stuff
he just made up.
667
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,561
Even the fucking Cozy Horse
is a lie.
668
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,027
Remember what you told me
669
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,026
about letting go
of who you used to be?
670
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,107
I know, I'm trying.
671
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,362
Don't.
672
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,487
I don't want you to.
673
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,200
Believing in something,
really believing,
674
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,205
is almost impossible.
675
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,630
But the Quentin I first met...
676
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,299
he believed in magic.
677
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,919
And in Fillory.
678
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,213
He changed.
679
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,382
He grew up.
680
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,553
Being an adult doesn't mean
that you have to throw away
681
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,104
what you used to love.
682
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,857
Then what does it mean?
683
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,269
Seeing the world
through new eyes.
684
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,868
And for
what it's worth,
685
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,821
the Cozy Horse is real.
686
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,326
I saw her when I was a Niffin.
687
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,784
So big you could
build a house on it.
688
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:13,919
So...
689
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,713
Let's go.
690
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,521
Okay, it's just you and me.
691
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,192
You know the worst part
692
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,069
of getting exactly
what you want?
693
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,575
When it's not good enough.
694
00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:53,159
Then what do you do?
695
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,460
If this can't make me happy,
then what would?
696
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,339
Fillory was supposed
to mean something.
697
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:11,143
I was supposed
to mean something here.
698
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,473
But it's all... It's just...
It's random.
699
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,480
It's so random that the only
way to save my friends
700
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,857
is to yell at a fucking plant!
701
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:28,236
Honestly, fuck Fillory
for being so disappointing.
702
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:31,809
You know what,
maybe I was better off
703
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,870
just believing
that it was fiction.
704
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,954
The idea of Fillory
705
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,084
is what saved my life!
706
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,254
This promise...
707
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,423
that...
708
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,930
people like me...
709
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,440
People like me...
710
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,735
Can somehow...
711
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,232
Find an escape.
712
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,329
There has gotta be
some power in that.
713
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:19,875
Shouldn't loving the idea
of Fillory be enough?
714
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,440
Guys.
715
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,741
Guys, something's happening!
716
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,971
Here's the door.
717
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,607
The key to the realm
of the Old Gods.
718
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,176
How the hell
does this thing work?
719
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:39,927
Give this to Margo.
720
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:42,020
If Plover's right,
it should cure Josh.
721
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,898
Monsters in Library!
722
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,693
- Sheila must have sent it.
- Monsters in Library!
723
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,463
All right, we have to go
before they leave.
724
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,025
Okay, I'll grab Margo
and the axes.
725
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,530
Hey, you sure
this is gonna work?
726
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,737
Well, either it will,
727
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,571
or when you come back
we'll both be fish.
728
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,703
Well, that'd be
an improvement.
729
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,710
- Okay.
- Okay.
730
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,927
Do you feel anything?
731
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,841
Super stressed out?
732
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:18,049
Okay.
733
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,057
Ugh.
734
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,690
Yeah,
I'm totally feeling that.
735
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:27,812
Okay.
736
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:33,281
Grab your axes.
737
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,902
Monsters in the Library.
738
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,284
Are you baking for a fish?
739
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,986
He has a refined palate.
740
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,960
Yeah, here, this should fix
the whole fish deal.
741
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,740
And, yes, I noticed
742
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,895
that your eyeball isn't in your head,
but honestly, we do not have time
743
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:46,000
for me to hear that story.
744
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,953
- How long does the leaf take?
- I don't know.
745
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,039
But you know it works?
746
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,592
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
747
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,545
but I can't go
until he's cured.
748
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,885
If I leave, Josh will die.
749
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,682
- It's okay.
- Penny.
750
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,726
I'll bring Eliot back.
751
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,848
I promise.
752
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,188
Damn cheap bastards.
753
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,606
No, no, please!
754
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,814
No!
755
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,610
Shit.
756
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,168
What did you do
to get locked in this cage?
757
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,087
Well, I...
758
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:34,584
I went against
every instinct I had.
759
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,882
I tried to make
a goddamn difference.
760
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,802
Which, for the record,
you should never, ever do.
761
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,098
Julia...
762
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:49,106
if you're in there,
763
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,604
then I'm sorry...
764
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:54,816
for everything
that happened to you...
765
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,110
Because of me.
766
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,282
Hey, Monster...
767
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:01,072
Lady.
768
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,341
Adorable.
53701
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