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All performers are consenting adults who

are tested regularly and use condoms according to their preference.

We hope you enjoy the films and urge you to practice safe sex.

We are a stable fem-fem queer couple

looking for a man to commit the ultimate kink.

London based. Well educated. Extremely open minded.

We lack experience in penises, but we want to explore new territories.

Required penis size: a bit bigger than average,

but not too much.

Just in case.

Blonde good boys or hyper muscled fitness instructors,

please do not apply.

We'd love to know what a man could do with us.

Call us or email us.

BY LAS.MASOCH

THE ULTIMATE KINK

-Such a nice palazzo you've here! -Thanks.

-Did you find it easily? -Yes, the map was really helpful.

-What's your Guinea pig's name? -Her name is Lauren.

We are being so rude! Darling, offer him some wine.

Just water. I don't drink alcohol.

Lovely!

-Is it because of your religion? -No. I'm not recovered yet.

I was just joking. It was a joke.

Ok, let's see.

Let's start talking about who we are

and how we expect things to evolve.

I want you to know that we are looking forward to this.

You seem like a very nice educated man,

but one is always afraid that people won't match

-...their profile pictures. -Darling!

Sorry!

What I mean is that we are very open minded.

We like to explore.

We know the best sex parties in Europe.

-We are so into fetish... -Latex, clamps...

-Ponyplay! -Ponyplay?

Yes! I'm the pony!

-Threesomes. -Foursomes.

-Fivesomes. -Furniphilia.

Yes, furniphilia. So great!

But we've never been with a man before together.

We're curious.

Do you have your STD tests?

Thank you!

Right.

Here are ours.

You'll find the date on the upper left corner.

You can be sure these are fresh and authentic.

Ok, now that this is done,

we've several points we want to discuss with you.

se hacen análisis regularmente y utilizan condón si así lo desean.

Point one, preliminaries.

Section A: oral sex.

We mostly love oral sex, but you have to be aware

that Silvia's and my clits have different rhythms.

The trust that we have in each other

has been built for years.

A relationship is like a house,

you need to create a strong base to grow together.

Don't assume that we are scared of a man's cumshot,

have it in mind when the moment comes.

And Silvia's neck is highly sensitive.

It'd also be a good idea

to establish the condom etiquette, right?

I wasn't really finished, but...

...and this is not the right music. I mean, you know...

Come here. Help me undress this beauty.

I'll take it.

-It's the perfect size. -Just like we wanted it.

You are so sexy!

Kiss me!

She wants to be spanked.

-Do you want to cum? -Yes!

I'm coming, baby!

Cheers!

I love eating pussy. And, apparently, I am good at it.

...Or so says my girlfriend. BY LLEPAFILS

TOP WOMEN IN BUSINESS

TRY MY BOYFRIEND

Today: Felicia, founder of TryMyBoyfriend.com

Two years ago, I was having dinner with my friends

and, as always when I drink too much,

I started bragging about how good my boyfriend Tim is at oral sex.

One of my best friends, Lina,

tired of my constant showing off,

challenged me saying: "I want to try him.

If he's so good he should be shared for the joy of more women."

I started joking about the possibility:

when and where, for how much money...

You know, just fooling around.

Lina said: "I bet that you have a big mouth.

In fact, you'll never share him."

I answered: "How much is the bet?"

Then Natalia said: "Two hundred dollars."

Thirty minutes later, we were home.

I woke Tim up and told him I brought a good friend

and that he had to eat her pussy for 200 dollars.

He said: "Are you fucking crazy?"

But after 20 minutes, Natalia was screaming in pleasure.

After Natalia, came Miyuki, Zazel, Lina, Marta, Jenny...

...Carmen, Cristina...

Punto uno, preliminares.

Tim was happy and I was making around 1000 extra every week.

I told you he was good!

We were growing so fast! We were creating a community!

But the fact is that three months later,

Tim, exhausted, told me:

"I thought I'd never say this, but we must stop.

There has to be another way of doing this."

And that was my eureka moment!

I started trymyboyfriend.com

to find other women who want to share their boyfriends.

It's like the Airbnb of boyfriends:

if they are good and have spare sexual energy,

let's share them!

Let's put them to work,

to do something social and meaningful.

It's collaborative economy, a total win-win.

Our site is free to join.

We provide multiple payment options,

costumer service,

and a calendar to manage your man's availability.

Today, the site has 2.5 million boyfriend profiles

from all over the world, and their proud girlfriends or wives

who will welcome you in the privacy of their home.

What are you waiting for?

As a host or a guest, join now!

Let's share the pleasure!

JOIN NOW

try my boyfriend

PLAY ALL

TRY MY BOYFRIEND

My fetish, is women who like wine.

And if on top she's French,

then I'm lost. BY COTES-DU-RHONE

WINE IS THE BEST LUBRICANT

Can I help you?

Are you looking for something in particular?

No...

You are here for the job interview!

Are you Claudine? Claudine Leblanc?

Claudine Leblanc?

SOMMELIER WANTED

-Yes, it's me. -Nice to meet you, I'm Manuel.

Manuel Serrano.

I wasn't expecting you so soon, but if you're already here...

...should we proceed to the cellar?

Yeah.

Is the test going to be written?

OK, let's get started.

Well...

...as you know, French is the language of wine.

Tim era feliz y yo ganaba unos 1000 extra cada semana.

Wine runs through our French veins!

What do you think?

It smells like...

...the grapes under the moonlight,

in a classical Japanese vineyard.

-What about the tears? -The tears? I'm a very happy person!

I meant the wine tears! The tears over the glass!

OK, let's go to the tasting phase.

-You swallow? -I always swallow!

You know? I think this wine...

...tastes like a man.

An experienced man...

He is... big.

Cultivated.

With a very good aroma.

Obviously he takes showers everyday.

He is bold, adventurous.

With a weakness for freckles, I'd say.

You should try this wine.

It's like a French, young, witty, beautiful girl...

...not afraid of anything.

Yes, just like that!

Don't stop!

Just like that!

Classical Riojas are marked by their long residence...

...in American oak, giving these flavours and aromas.

They have trade mark vanilla...

There, there!

Attractive red hue, deep purple with a dash of violet.

With an aromatic and subtle bouquet evoking wild sloe,

clove and mushrooms.

Well-achieved complexity.

A half-way opened mouth will welcome a well-structured wine,

with a note of liquorice and leather.

Intense in body.

Preferably served at 16ºC, accompanied by duck magret on bread.

Elegant, deep maroon hue,

with a purple hint,

intensely reduced.

Its intense bouquet is a mixture of gooseberry juice,

cherry jam,

and fig marmalade with dried fruits and nuts.

I highly recommend it.

And a black olives' aftertaste.

Showing a generous body to the mouth,

velvet-like and full, with a taste...

...of berries, such as blueberries and sloes.

It's seductive, sumptuous, practically sunny.

A beautiful example of a Southern wine,

the best choice to serve with guinea fowl-capon...

¡El vino corre por nuestra sangre francesa!

...and a soft potato purée.

Yes, fuck me! Come on!

Fuck my pussy, I want it deep!

That feels good!

I'm your bitch!

Come on, fuck me hard!

That's it, I love it!

Come on, fuck me! Fuck me hard!

Sweet!

Fuck me! Fuck my pussy, just like that!

I want to feel your cock!

Yes, push it deeper!

Sweet! Sweet!

I can't hire you, Claudine.

You have no clue about wines.

But I'd love to take you to dinner.

WINE IS THE BEST LUBRICANT

Dear tenant of the second floor,

the moaning of your guests bounce off the courtyard every day.

I'm not complaining about your promiscuity,

but about the timing.

Would you be so kind to organize your sex schedule a little earlier?

Some people have to work, you know.

Next time I'll call the police, unless you invite me.

MY MOANING NEIGHBOR

You can't be serious!

Really?

12 HOURS DOGS BARKING

DREAMS DON'T WORK UNLESS YOU DO

Shut up, shut up!

Do you...

...want to come in for some tea...

-...coffee, water? -Are you fucking kidding me?

-Sorry. It's different face to face. -What a psycho.

-Where's the dog? -What dog?

Where's that goddam dog that barks all the time?

Listen. I'm a journalist. I work from home.

I can't write if you are fucking all the time.

That's the problem. Me having sex once in a while.

-Not a problem if you were more quiet. -When did you have sex?

-See? I think you're jealous. -I'm jealous and I'm sitting here...

...envious of you fucking all the time...

-...and what I want is to fuck you. -Maybe.

-Fuck you! -Be my guest.

-What...? -I mean if you dare. Take me.

I want you know. Take me hard. C'mon!

I just started to think you even dare.

Fuck!

My God!

Fuck! Yes!

...y un suave puré de patatas.

Fuck!

My God!

Fuck me! My God, fuck me!

My God!

My God!

-My God! Yes, fuck. -Yes! Yes! Yes!

Fuck! Fuck!

DEAR LOUD SEX PEOPLE,

PLEASE, SPARE US THE AGONY OF HEARING YOUR SEX NOISES.

Be a HERO

A month ago, my boyfriend got a GOPRO for his birthday...

When he downloads the card,

he's going to get a nice surprise. BY GOPRO

Hi sweetie! I have a surprise for you!

Hi sweetie! I have a surprise for you!

He is young, good looking. He can't dance for sure...

but he can fuck. BY GIRLFRIEND.

Magic MAGNUS

-Good evening, miss! -Goddamit, Magnus!

What are you doing?

Do you live here?

Sit down.

Surprise!

What's this? C'mon, no!

The law says you can't touch,

but I can see there's a lot of lawbreakers in this house.

-This is completely crazy. -I know.

Come here!

Come here!

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Do it!

-It was amazing. -Yeah, it was?

Well done.

-He's young, good looking... -But he can't dance.

He can't dance for shit, but, hell, he can fuck!

Magic MAGNUS

Excerpts and title from THE SURRENDER,

AN EROTIC MEMOIR by Toni Bentley.

I thought sodomy was a thing that only men enjoyed,

BY PLUG-ME-IN

The truth always shows itself with the ass.

Bliss, I learned from being sodomized,

is an experience of eternity in a moment of real time.

HIS WAS FIRST IN MY ASS

Sodomy is the ultimate sexual act of trust.

You could really get hurt if you resist.

But push past that fear, literally pass through it,

¡Joder!

and, ah, the joy that lies on the other side of convention.

The peace that is past the pain.

The truth always shows itself with the ass.

It doesn't know how to lie.

It can't. It hurts physically if you lie.

The pussy, however, can and does all the time.

Pussies are designed to fool men with their slippery shores

and open harbor.

THE SURRENDER, AN EROTIC MEMOIR

My ass, knowing only him, knows only bliss.

The penetration is deeper, more profound,

it rides the edge of sanity.

She would have thought a woman would have died of shame.

Instead of which, the shame died.

Excerpts and title from THE SURRENDER,

AN EROTIC MEMOIR by Toni Bentley.

The only thing I want is to get lost in them.

Lost with my eyes, my face, my tongue, my hands, my cock.

BY RUSSM81

TITTY TITTY BANG BANG

Do you like it?

I love it!

Yes! Yes, honey!

-You are going to make me cum. -Yes.

-Do you want me to? -Yes!

Here you go!

-Fuck. -I love it!

I can tell.

-How did you like it? -I loved it!

He has never seen anything more mesmerizing

than that androgynus girl slowly removing her manly clothes.

BY REGULARGUY

We have the delicious Dana in room number 7,

the very horny Capri in room number 4,

and Angela and her magnificent ass,

which she'll shake for you in room number 3.

CHICAZO

You've been great.

-Thank you. -Thank you!

To the woman who's master of my dreams, I beg:

Dominate me.

Tie me up with your silk scarf,

scratch my skin with your nails.

Take me to my limits.

Step on me, walk over me,

push me, sit on my face,

use me, hurt me,

yell at me, insult me.

I'll be good. I won't have any wills.

I'll obey your commands.

encontrarás la felicidad que reside al otro lado de las normas.

Do what you want with me.

I'm yours. BY OBEDLOVE19

DOMINATE ME

Well, no. I can't do it right now.

I'm busy.

Close the door.

Stop.

Down.

I'm your Mistress.

I tell you what to do.

Now... behave!

Don't look at me.

Lick.

Enough.

Are you ready?

I can hear you.

My hands... or my whip?

Breathe, baby.

Yes, lick my pussy.

It's creamy my pussy?

Yes. Scream for me, baby.

Again, Mistress.

Thank you, Mistress.

I've got something for you.