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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:40,488 "SOLD" 2 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:57,799 Wait, I'm hyperventilating. 3 00:01:57,944 --> 00:01:59,639 Don't stop now! 4 00:01:59,812 --> 00:02:00,972 Oh, my darling! 5 00:02:25,838 --> 00:02:27,669 Oh, Lord! 6 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:40,708 Quit telling me you're too old! 7 00:02:42,722 --> 00:02:44,883 - I love you! - I love you too. 8 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:51,024 There's hair in my mouth... 9 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:57,966 Kids are fun to have and to make. 10 00:03:07,914 --> 00:03:10,109 Say you want a baby with me. 11 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:12,148 I want a baby with you. 12 00:03:15,188 --> 00:03:16,177 Janne...? 13 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,382 Listen... 14 00:03:21,194 --> 00:03:22,252 Well, I... 15 00:03:31,104 --> 00:03:33,402 Have you been screwing again? 16 00:03:33,573 --> 00:03:37,168 If you were my real father, you wouldn't do that. 17 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:43,612 That might be because he's dead. Come here, Rickard. 18 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:46,684 Don't you have enough kids already? 19 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:05,931 Good morning! 20 00:04:08,775 --> 00:04:14,714 - Does anyone know what day it is? - It's Christmas Eve? 21 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:20,183 - Yes, and are we expecting anyone? - Our daddies! 22 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:26,125 - Merry Christmas, Mom. - Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 23 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:28,853 Santa and my real daddy are coming today! 24 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:33,431 - Have you been good? - Yes! 25 00:04:35,034 --> 00:04:37,332 Thank God Christmas only comes around once a year. 26 00:04:38,004 --> 00:04:40,939 Christmas is great. 27 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,690 - Thanks, Mom! - You're welcome, my darlings. 28 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:07,424 - Say thank you to Janne, too. - Thanks, Janne! 29 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:10,101 What about you, Rickard? 30 00:05:17,844 --> 00:05:22,110 - Merry Christmas, sweetheart. - Is that for me? 31 00:05:22,715 --> 00:05:24,876 You shouldn't have... 32 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:33,821 Why... thank you. 33 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,428 It's great! Thank you! 34 00:05:36,929 --> 00:05:40,922 Just what I needed! Really. 35 00:05:41,334 --> 00:05:45,771 - I forgot to remove the price tag. - I didn't peek. 36 00:06:13,132 --> 00:06:14,121 Sara... 37 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:20,330 Who's going to eat all this? You mother? 38 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:26,877 No, It's for... the guests. There will be 14 of us. 39 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:32,675 - Who's coming? - The kid's dads and a few others. 40 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:37,188 - They're coming here? - Of course, we've invited them. 41 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:43,317 - Why didn't you tell me? - Come on, we've talked about this. 42 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:47,127 I didn't realize we were actually going to do it. 43 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:50,326 Don't you remember last year? 44 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:55,638 You had to shuttle the kids all over the place. 45 00:06:55,808 --> 00:06:57,298 This year, you won't have to leave the house. 46 00:06:57,443 --> 00:07:02,437 - Why today, of all days? - It happens to be Christmas. 47 00:07:02,615 --> 00:07:05,175 I mean, isn't Christmas supposed to be a family affair? 48 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:11,449 - Will Ake be coming? - Yes, and so will Erik and Gunnar. 49 00:07:11,624 --> 00:07:17,460 - And Ake... - It's going to be great, silly. 50 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:21,656 Forgive me for being old-fashioned, but you'll have to cancel. 51 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:25,565 Tell them we're sick, or that we haven't talked it through properly! 52 00:07:25,705 --> 00:07:29,869 - Tell them we're dead! - You know we can't do that. 53 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:34,843 - The kids would be so disappointed. - Don't my feelings count? 54 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,810 - Here! - Don't be ridiculous. 55 00:07:39,986 --> 00:07:45,219 I'm the master here, they're coming here over my dead body. 56 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:47,256 Welcome! 57 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:50,862 We're so glad to see you. 58 00:07:51,497 --> 00:07:53,055 Hello! 59 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:05,438 A little present for you. 60 00:08:16,322 --> 00:08:19,018 I guess Sara should have hired a butler... 61 00:08:19,158 --> 00:08:22,286 - You seem a little stressed out. - I'm fine... 62 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:27,723 Welcome! 63 00:08:31,938 --> 00:08:35,203 - What a crowd! - Do you think so? 64 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:39,104 Hi, it's great that we're all together. 65 00:08:39,278 --> 00:08:41,746 All the kids under one roof. 66 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:49,420 We'll just have to behave like adults today. Can we talk later? 67 00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:53,486 That leaves only Erik and Pauline. 68 00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,762 Have I got his straight? Sara, our hostess this Christmas... 69 00:08:56,929 --> 00:09:01,923 has kids with three different men, including you. 70 00:09:02,101 --> 00:09:07,232 And she now lives with Janne, who doesn't have kids of his own. 71 00:09:07,373 --> 00:09:11,070 And they're all going to be there? 72 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:16,580 Yes, with their new wives. 73 00:09:17,116 --> 00:09:21,849 And some of them used to be married to each other. 74 00:09:21,988 --> 00:09:24,889 You'll figure it out. One good thing about Sara... 75 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:26,491 is she has serial relationships. 76 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,687 She doesn't fool around. 77 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,495 - Who was that? - No one. 78 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:41,738 - And Janne can deal with this? - He's a psychologist. 79 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:51,909 Christmas is here again, Christmas is here again. 80 00:09:52,051 --> 00:10:00,390 And Christmas lasts until it's Easter. 81 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:08,762 Christmas is here again, Christmas is here again. 82 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:16,205 And Christmas lasts until it's Easter... 83 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,436 - Come on, Janne! - Have some mulled wine. 84 00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:23,639 - It's good. - I know, I bought it. 85 00:10:28,988 --> 00:10:34,426 - Oh, isn't this wonderful? - Rickard is the image of Janne. 86 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:39,792 You'd think he was Janne's, but I know he isn't. 87 00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:43,026 Don't! You don't get to open it! 88 00:10:44,203 --> 00:10:45,568 Daddy! 89 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:52,373 - Our daughter wants to open a gift. - That's so like you, Ake. 90 00:10:52,511 --> 00:10:57,574 Aways giving in, hoping to keep the peace... 91 00:10:58,484 --> 00:11:01,851 But that's not how it works, it just makes people unhappy. 92 00:11:02,021 --> 00:11:04,080 That's what you call psychology! 93 00:11:05,024 --> 00:11:06,821 Well, if Ake was scared of conflicts... 94 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,827 he wouldn't have got you and Rita pregnant at the same time. 95 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:16,525 And is it true that your ex-wife became a lesbian? 96 00:11:16,702 --> 00:11:19,569 Let Elin open a present. 97 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:22,734 Hi, it's Jeanette. Is Ahmed in? 98 00:11:22,908 --> 00:11:26,036 Could you ask him to call me, please? 99 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:32,780 I'm so happy. I really am. 100 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:37,184 I've been dreaming of a Christmas like this since I was a kid. 101 00:11:37,356 --> 00:11:43,693 Lots of people dancing, cracking nuts and laughing. 102 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:48,493 - It was just Mother, Micka, and me. - Well, your father was dead. 103 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:54,464 - And why isn't Micka here? - She's with her girlfriend. 104 00:11:54,607 --> 00:12:00,068 I'll get it, you can heat some more wine...Welcome! 105 00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:07,812 - Hi there, sweetie! - Hi, Merry Christmas! 106 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,384 - You must be Janne? - Yes...Oh, no. 107 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,926 - What the hell? - Let me help you with your things. 108 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:23,764 Hello, welcome. I'm Janne I live here. 109 00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:26,734 I didn't think twice about Ake letting us in. 110 00:12:27,006 --> 00:12:30,533 This is Ake. He doesn't know his own name, or where he lives. 111 00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:36,648 It's so great you all could make it. Merry Christmas! 112 00:12:36,816 --> 00:12:38,113 Merry Christmas to you. 113 00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:42,750 This is our hostess. Sara. Sara, this is Marika. 114 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:46,352 Well, hello, but who are you? 115 00:12:46,492 --> 00:12:48,960 Marika, 26 years old. Single. 116 00:12:49,094 --> 00:12:52,427 No kids, no cats, and I have no political affiliations. 117 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:57,201 What a lovely house! May I look around? 118 00:12:57,469 --> 00:12:58,834 I'll show you around. 119 00:13:00,272 --> 00:13:03,070 - Who is she? - Our neighbor. 120 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:06,143 This place is such a bore. 121 00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:10,676 Rita, this is Marika... Rita's my woman. 122 00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:12,208 This is Thomas. 123 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:16,551 They're not as bad as they look... They're much worse! 124 00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:18,451 This is Anne, we live together. 125 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,754 Thomas is the only one here who hasn't slept with Sara. 126 00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:28,265 - My cousin's a homosexual, too. - How nice... 127 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:31,096 He's called Gunnel, and he's almost as cute as you. 128 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,967 - Gunnar! - It's Thomas, you're with me now. 129 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:39,840 - Gunnar is your ex-husband. - My cousin's name is Gunnar. 130 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:43,609 Sometimes the lift doesn't go all the way to the top... 131 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:47,450 This is my brother Gunnar, who's handed down his wife to me. 132 00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:49,788 Call me "Gunnel". 133 00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:54,221 I'm, Eva, Gunnar's present wife. 134 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:56,285 I used to be married to Janne. 135 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,259 Rickard and Jeanette are my kids. 136 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:02,491 But Rickard live here... Have we confused you? 137 00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:03,657 No. 138 00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:08,469 We make joint decisions here. 139 00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:10,040 But that's what we did. 140 00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:13,667 That damned Ake acts like he still lives here. 141 00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:18,647 I've got an idea! You can christen the sauna with the guys. 142 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:22,554 - What, a sauna on Christmas Eve? - Yes! 143 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,349 You can show them what a good job you did... 144 00:14:25,524 --> 00:14:29,722 You did nearly everything yourself. 145 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:34,895 - But weren't we ready to eat? - That can wait. 146 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,865 None of the others could have done such a good job. 147 00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:42,767 - Do you really think so? - No in a million years. 148 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:47,035 I turned it on earlier, just in case... 149 00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:49,540 We'll eat later. 150 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:53,240 Listen, everyone! 151 00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:57,682 Well, Janne has a little surprise! 152 00:14:58,123 --> 00:14:59,954 Right... 153 00:15:01,493 --> 00:15:08,399 Well, all the men are going to christen the sauna. 154 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:15,735 You women get to do womanly things. 155 00:15:15,941 --> 00:15:19,206 Like wiping the kid's noses, cooking, cleaning up, and so on... 156 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,403 Isn't that a great idea? 157 00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:27,379 - So, to the sauna, men! - Okay! 158 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:31,785 - I want to take a sauna too... - No, you stay with the women. 159 00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:35,324 Take a sauna? I just get all dressed up. 160 00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:37,989 This is great! 161 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:42,432 - You did a good job here. - I'm proud of it... 162 00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,626 You didn't do it all. 163 00:15:44,803 --> 00:15:46,794 I ran into some carpenters here a few weeks ago. 164 00:15:46,972 --> 00:15:50,806 - Sara and I talked about a sauna. - So did we, in my day. 165 00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:56,881 Don't you remember, Ake? This used to be the boiler room. 166 00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,950 - You're letting out the heat. - It's hot in here. 167 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,681 - Run up to Mom. - I want to be with you. 168 00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,950 - Then come in. - It's too hot. 169 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,957 Suit yourself, damn it! 170 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:15,900 - Aren't kids great? - Hell, yes. Speaking of kids... 171 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:21,301 - Don't you want a "love child", too? - We're working on it. 172 00:16:21,473 --> 00:16:26,308 Not very hard. Sara gets pregnant if you wave your shorts at her. 173 00:16:27,679 --> 00:16:32,412 - Maybe we're not compatible. - That's Bullshit, just get busy. 174 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:38,080 One thing about Sara, she's a good lay. 175 00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:41,454 - Isn't that so, boys? - Right... 176 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:44,494 I've never had it better in my life than when I was with Sara. 177 00:16:45,898 --> 00:16:48,332 It was fucking amazing! 178 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:55,238 She loved getting laid in the closet. 179 00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,512 - What are you laughing about? - Sara in the closet. 180 00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:05,683 Does she still do that, Janne? 181 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,745 Ake, weren't you the first to bat? 182 00:17:08,921 --> 00:17:10,912 You haven't heard the best bit. 183 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:15,351 You mean the map? 184 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:27,799 - When was this? - I guess we were about 15. 185 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:32,803 You see, Sara wasn't satisfied, so she gave Ake... 186 00:17:32,978 --> 00:17:39,474 a map of a cunt so he could find his way around. 187 00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:43,313 I looked and looked... 188 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:48,688 I had the damned thing upside down. 189 00:17:48,927 --> 00:17:53,955 Speaking of the ladies, Rita looks damned good for her age. 190 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:59,036 - The truth is, she's an animal! - No kidding? 191 00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:04,706 It feels good that Rita hasn't slept with any of you guys. 192 00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:09,109 How do you know? How can you be sure she hasn't? 193 00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:12,012 She can just barely manage to be faithful. 194 00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:15,813 - Wow...now it's really hot. - On to Sherwood Forest! 195 00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:27,222 - Mats! - Yes, dear... 196 00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:31,029 I'm coming. 197 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:39,270 They're having such a good time over there. So many people, and kids. 198 00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:41,241 A real Christmas. 199 00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,573 We could drop by later on. 200 00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:46,809 We can give them that horrible penguin your mother sent. 201 00:18:46,952 --> 00:18:50,718 Merry Christmas was the message, not "go to hell"! 202 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:56,494 Look! 203 00:18:57,362 --> 00:19:00,798 I guess we'd better wait a while. 204 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:26,884 - Hi. Are you all alone in here? - Yeah! 205 00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:28,521 Good! 206 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:34,356 - I've known you a long time, right? - Right! 207 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:38,526 - And you're never wanted children. - No. 208 00:19:38,704 --> 00:19:43,073 - You know how curious I am. - I sure do. 209 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:48,373 Well, not that I find it credible... 210 00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,981 but Ake says you and Sara are trying to have a baby. 211 00:19:52,384 --> 00:19:58,289 I bet she says stuff like that to let Ake know how happy she is. 212 00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:01,554 - What do you mean? - You never wanted kids. 213 00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:03,718 Have you changed your mind? 214 00:20:06,098 --> 00:20:10,296 If you have four kids, one more hardly matters. 215 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:13,962 - But the first one is a big deal. - And I don't have any kids. 216 00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:19,167 I'm too old to cart a tiny baby around. 217 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:22,541 - It's not really your decision. - It is, too. 218 00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:26,912 Sorry, but the woman usually gets what she wants. 219 00:20:27,052 --> 00:20:30,510 - I have a say in it too. I do! - Hardly. 220 00:20:30,656 --> 00:20:35,559 - Do you want to bet? 500 kronor. - Try 500,000. 221 00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:40,591 Are you sick? Well, tell me the reason. 222 00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:44,693 What's up? 223 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,173 Have you had a vasectomy? 224 00:20:56,081 --> 00:21:00,415 - Why did you have a vasectomy? - What would you recommend? 225 00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:05,921 Oh my God, that's unbelievable! When did you have it done? 226 00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:10,155 - Two years ago. - You met each other two years ago. 227 00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:12,263 What did Sara have to say about that? 228 00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:23,063 She doesn't know about it. You haven't told Sara? 229 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:26,039 And you'll keep your mouth shut. You're the only one who knows! 230 00:21:26,211 --> 00:21:29,442 - You must be out of your mind! - Rita... 231 00:21:29,614 --> 00:21:34,210 You'd better button up that pretty mouth of yours! 232 00:21:34,353 --> 00:21:39,052 - You pass the gas station... - It'll stick to her ear soon. 233 00:21:39,224 --> 00:21:44,491 Pass the gas station. Turn right... Hush! 234 00:21:44,663 --> 00:21:48,030 Not you, Ahmed... They're driving me nuts! 235 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:52,301 Listen Mohammed... Don't turn right at the station. 236 00:21:52,471 --> 00:21:55,406 Park your camel and let us 237 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,031 Swedes celebrate Christmas in peace. 238 00:21:58,176 --> 00:21:59,837 Do you understand? 239 00:22:00,712 --> 00:22:05,206 - You racist bastard! - Why don't you leave home? 240 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:10,720 - Find me an apartment! - And will prostitution pay for it? 241 00:22:13,725 --> 00:22:16,421 You think anyone can be bought. 242 00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:18,825 If the price is right, little lady. 243 00:22:19,731 --> 00:22:24,964 - At the right price. - You cannibal, you feed on people! 244 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,640 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 245 00:22:29,775 --> 00:22:31,140 Has anyone seen Janne? 246 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,073 Maybe he's still in the sauna. 247 00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:38,644 How could you? 248 00:22:38,784 --> 00:22:40,046 It was a very simple operation. 249 00:22:40,185 --> 00:22:42,517 It takes two to make that decision. 250 00:22:42,687 --> 00:22:45,247 Doctor Olsson and I were in agreement. 251 00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:47,915 We have kids, and I'm 47 years old, damn it! 252 00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:53,497 - Don't you want kids of your own? - No. 253 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:58,264 - Janne, you'll have to tell her. - Never. 254 00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:00,598 She'd never forgive me 255 00:23:00,772 --> 00:23:02,262 for foiling her deepest desire. 256 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:05,203 She'll accept that I can't have kids. 257 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:07,470 I just helped nature a little. 258 00:23:07,646 --> 00:23:09,341 Poor Sara... 259 00:23:09,815 --> 00:23:11,373 Oh, there you are... 260 00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:14,981 And so are you. 261 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:18,419 What were you talking about? 262 00:23:22,727 --> 00:23:24,024 Nice sauna. 263 00:23:30,402 --> 00:23:32,097 Christmas secrets. 264 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,609 What did the guys say? 265 00:23:39,778 --> 00:23:43,043 They thought the Carpenters did a really good job. 266 00:23:43,815 --> 00:23:46,909 When we're seated at the table... 267 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:50,544 Couldn't you stand up and welcome our guests? 268 00:23:50,689 --> 00:23:57,151 - Wouldn't that be nice? - Of course, let me shower first. 269 00:24:00,265 --> 00:24:05,032 Hey, jolly gnomes fill up the glasses and we'll be merry together. 270 00:24:05,203 --> 00:24:09,071 Our time is brief upon the earth with many troubles and little mirth. 271 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:13,371 Hey, jolly gnomes fill up the glasses and we'll be merry together. 272 00:24:13,512 --> 00:24:17,608 - Cheers! - Merry Christmas! 273 00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:21,977 Go ahead and eat. 274 00:24:22,454 --> 00:24:26,015 Won't you at least drop this vegetarian crap at Christmas? 275 00:24:26,191 --> 00:24:31,857 Vegan. It's not crap. Thousands of animals are murdered every day... 276 00:24:32,030 --> 00:24:35,466 Not now! I mean it! 277 00:24:46,545 --> 00:24:51,244 - I'm no good at speeches... - Then shut up! 278 00:24:51,716 --> 00:24:56,517 If the brothers would pipe down, I'd like to say a few words. 279 00:24:56,688 --> 00:24:59,486 "A few words", that was three. 280 00:25:00,358 --> 00:25:04,886 I'd like to propose a Christmas toast to Sara... 281 00:25:05,363 --> 00:25:08,730 It was Sara's idea that we all bury our hatchets... 282 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:13,132 Sara and Rita haven't spoken 283 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,432 since Daniel and Elin were born. 284 00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:23,536 We're just a bunch of old friends who became one big family... 285 00:25:25,116 --> 00:25:29,052 Ake was married to Sara while he was fooling around with Rita. 286 00:25:29,187 --> 00:25:32,156 And they both got pregnant practically on the same day... 287 00:25:32,724 --> 00:25:34,954 Maybe a little later. 288 00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:41,061 Let's ease up on the booze, and have a memorable Christmas. 289 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:48,372 They were in the same ward and gave birth on the same day. 290 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:51,870 This may even become a tradition. 291 00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:56,278 And I'll be able to say to Elin and Daniel's kids... 292 00:25:56,414 --> 00:25:59,178 that Granddad was present on that first occasion. 293 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:03,082 I'm not going to have kids, there are too many already. 294 00:26:03,221 --> 00:26:06,384 Elin, you'll have plenty of time to change your mind. 295 00:26:06,558 --> 00:26:11,154 I'd like to propose a toast to the kids since Christmas is for kids. 296 00:26:11,329 --> 00:26:16,392 - And for Jesus! - And for Jesus too, certainly... 297 00:26:16,835 --> 00:26:19,895 Merry Christmas! 298 00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:30,212 Thank you, Ake. 299 00:26:30,949 --> 00:26:35,784 Well... 300 00:26:35,954 --> 00:26:39,014 To all you dear people who sit at our table tonight... 301 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:45,792 I means the world to me that you're here. It really does. 302 00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:51,335 And Janne, my darling... 303 00:26:53,672 --> 00:26:56,436 I have something I would like to tell you. 304 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:02,270 Something important... 305 00:27:02,447 --> 00:27:05,416 and very wonderful. 306 00:27:07,218 --> 00:27:11,416 - I'm carrying our "love child". - What? 307 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:14,155 Congratulations! 308 00:27:14,659 --> 00:27:16,854 That's right... 309 00:27:17,128 --> 00:27:20,291 You'll finally be a father for real. 310 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:26,434 - That's my Christmas gift to you. - Congratulations, Sara. 311 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:29,164 Yes, isn't it wonderful? A little baby... 312 00:27:30,842 --> 00:27:32,605 Aren't you pleased? 313 00:27:33,645 --> 00:27:37,206 - I'm sorry? - Aren't you pleased? 314 00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:42,579 Of course I am, I'm just a little surprised. 315 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,655 It's no ordinary surprise. 316 00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:53,587 Now let's all rise and cheer for Sara and Janne. 317 00:27:53,732 --> 00:27:57,725 Sit down, Janne. You're the man of the house. 318 00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,832 And we toast... 319 00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:02,935 I think this calls for... 320 00:28:03,274 --> 00:28:07,301 - Hip, hip... - Hurrah... 321 00:28:15,553 --> 00:28:16,918 Hi! 322 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,494 How are you? Aren't you pleased? 323 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,027 Of course I am. 324 00:28:26,898 --> 00:28:29,264 You don't act pleased. 325 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,425 Why didn't you tell me in private? 326 00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:36,632 I tried, but the kids interrupted all the time... 327 00:28:36,775 --> 00:28:39,938 You could have taken the time... 328 00:28:40,111 --> 00:28:42,045 Telling everyone like that! 329 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:43,943 You put me on the spot. 330 00:28:44,115 --> 00:28:45,673 Why are you so grouchy? 331 00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:47,580 I thought you'd be happy. 332 00:28:48,753 --> 00:28:51,779 You can be a father. 333 00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:56,356 Your sperm's okay and you're not too old. 334 00:28:56,728 --> 00:29:00,061 I think it was a fine occasion to tell it. 335 00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:02,462 That's obviously your opinion. 336 00:29:05,804 --> 00:29:07,533 Is something else bothering you? 337 00:29:13,311 --> 00:29:14,869 No! 338 00:29:20,051 --> 00:29:24,010 - Come on, Donald Duck's on! - We've seen it before. 339 00:29:24,189 --> 00:29:27,716 That's just the point, young lady. It's what you call a tradition. 340 00:29:27,859 --> 00:29:30,123 But it's the same as last year. 341 00:29:30,261 --> 00:29:35,164 Can't you just join us big kids? Oh, never mind! 342 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:38,632 We're busy, you fucking fatso! 343 00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:42,637 - Tape it if it's so important. - It's just not done! 344 00:29:43,141 --> 00:29:46,577 I don't know why, but so much wells up inside... 345 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:52,046 when I think about how sweet Janne was to me back then. 346 00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:57,917 When Roland died, I felt like having a baby with Janne, too. 347 00:29:58,022 --> 00:30:01,082 Jeanette and Rickard were still small, 348 00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:02,283 and we were so in love. 349 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:05,054 Were you together when Roland died? 350 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:10,361 Roland and I went to marriage counseling. With Janne... 351 00:30:10,501 --> 00:30:13,436 We'd hit a really rough patch no intimacy at all. 352 00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:19,840 And the kids just screamed whenever we looked at each other... 353 00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:22,809 You made it with your therapist? 354 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:25,472 It might have been a bad choice. 355 00:30:26,751 --> 00:30:31,245 Roland was really hurt, but we were really in love. 356 00:30:31,422 --> 00:30:33,185 Poor Roland, that's shitty. 357 00:30:33,358 --> 00:30:36,850 What was he doing driving around in the middle of the night? 358 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:38,393 Oh, gentleman 359 00:30:38,730 --> 00:30:44,498 I'd accepted the fact that Janne didn't want to have kids. 360 00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:50,869 But he's having one with Sara. 361 00:30:51,042 --> 00:30:52,873 That means that he just didn't want one with me... 362 00:30:53,044 --> 00:30:57,481 - It's not like that... - What do you mean? 363 00:30:58,249 --> 00:31:02,481 - Can you keep a secret? - Of course I can. 364 00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:06,719 Janne can't possibly be the father of Sara's child... 365 00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:11,519 He's had a vasectomy. 366 00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:13,928 Excuse me? 367 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,769 - Janne isn't capable... - Hold on... 368 00:31:20,638 --> 00:31:24,165 - Doesn't Sara know about it? - No. 369 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:29,143 - But who is the father? - You tell me... 370 00:31:30,114 --> 00:31:35,814 - Good God! - Don't tell a soul. 371 00:31:35,987 --> 00:31:38,421 - I mean... - I won't. 372 00:31:38,589 --> 00:31:44,721 Silent night, holy night. 373 00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:51,131 All is calm, All is bright... 374 00:31:51,269 --> 00:31:56,206 Round you virgin mother and child. 375 00:31:56,374 --> 00:32:00,208 You have to tell her. Anything else is cruelty. 376 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:04,212 She's the one who has something to tell me! 377 00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:11,982 Sleep in heavenly peace. 378 00:32:12,623 --> 00:32:18,391 Silent night, holy night. 379 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:24,331 All is calm, All is bright... 380 00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:26,596 Shepherds quake at the sight... 381 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:31,674 - I'm going to find out who it is. - How do you propose to do that? 382 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:36,877 I hope you're aware your husband is the prime suspect. 383 00:32:37,048 --> 00:32:38,345 Ake? 384 00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:44,983 ...Christ the Savior, is born! 385 00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:53,622 Midnight reigns, 'tis so quiet in the houses 386 00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:55,060 in the houses... 387 00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:56,700 If it's Ake, I'm going to kill him! 388 00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:59,666 Do you prefer the others? 389 00:32:59,837 --> 00:33:00,997 I'm sure it's that horny bastard. 390 00:33:01,139 --> 00:33:04,631 He'd jump a worm if it had tits. 391 00:33:04,809 --> 00:33:10,805 See the elves sneak... 392 00:33:11,049 --> 00:33:12,573 Sara has tits. 393 00:33:12,717 --> 00:33:22,683 Listening, watching, 394 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:28,592 tippy-toeing forward, tip-toe forward. 395 00:33:33,071 --> 00:33:35,835 I swear it brings tears to my eyes! 396 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:41,240 - How does she find the time? - She's great with kids. 397 00:33:41,479 --> 00:33:45,142 - Aren't they clever? - Very. 398 00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:46,749 When did you find the time? 399 00:33:46,918 --> 00:33:49,352 A lot goes on when you're at work. 400 00:33:51,689 --> 00:33:54,214 So, Rickard lives here and not with you? 401 00:33:54,358 --> 00:33:57,816 We have no choice, the kid detests me. 402 00:33:57,962 --> 00:34:01,625 It seems strange to say it, but Rickard is better off here. 403 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:08,162 More mothers should be so unselfish about where their kids live. 404 00:34:08,539 --> 00:34:12,532 - I guess that's what I am: selfish. - But I have to live with you! 405 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:16,237 - You're free to move out. - What are you saying? 406 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:20,544 Mom, why do you live with Fatso? I don't like it. 407 00:34:20,718 --> 00:34:24,381 Stop it! Rickard reacts like this. 408 00:34:24,555 --> 00:34:28,685 His therapist says he has a great need for attention. 409 00:34:28,826 --> 00:34:32,193 - Stop it! - Why not give him attention? 410 00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:34,263 If you only knew! 411 00:34:34,398 --> 00:34:37,162 Crazy old Gunnar buys everything Rickard points at. 412 00:34:37,335 --> 00:34:42,932 I doubt that's what his therapist meant. Just think about it a little. 413 00:34:43,407 --> 00:34:48,344 Why don't people realize everyone can be bought? Kids included. 414 00:34:48,479 --> 00:34:52,347 - Does Janne really want a child? - Of course he does, Mom. 415 00:34:52,483 --> 00:34:55,714 - He loves me! - That's not the same thing. 416 00:34:57,855 --> 00:35:00,824 - Should I take this out? - Yes, please. 417 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:06,826 - What a nice dress. - Thanks! I got it in London. 418 00:35:06,998 --> 00:35:10,229 You know what the English say about a pregnant woman? 419 00:35:10,401 --> 00:35:12,835 Isn't that cute? 420 00:35:13,004 --> 00:35:14,437 They mean that she is two people in one. 421 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:18,739 She pays for two, because she has 422 00:35:18,876 --> 00:35:27,545 a little one in her belly. 423 00:35:27,685 --> 00:35:29,778 Right! 424 00:35:33,724 --> 00:35:37,751 - When were you in London? - The beginning of November. 425 00:35:37,895 --> 00:35:40,022 What did you do beside shopping? 426 00:35:48,206 --> 00:35:52,575 We'll have to talk about it sometime. 427 00:35:52,743 --> 00:35:55,769 About what? I have no idea what you are talking about. 428 00:35:59,884 --> 00:36:02,114 Stop it! 429 00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:09,883 What's the matter, do you feel queasy? 430 00:36:10,061 --> 00:36:11,824 Are you going to have a baby too? 431 00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:17,463 To get pregnant you have to...fuck! 432 00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:22,698 Eva, I told Janne that he has to tell Sara. 433 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,001 Well, he should have done that two years ago. 434 00:36:25,176 --> 00:36:28,009 He thinks Ake slept with Sara. 435 00:36:28,179 --> 00:36:31,706 - Why does he think that? - Ahmed's coming to get me soon. 436 00:36:31,849 --> 00:36:37,310 - He says Ake would screw anything. - You mean anybody. 437 00:36:37,455 --> 00:36:41,516 - No, anything. - Did you hear me? 438 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:44,492 Who did Ake screw? Besides you and Sara. 439 00:36:44,629 --> 00:36:49,328 Listen, you little witch. You won't live long if you keep this up. 440 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:51,799 It's Christmas, 441 00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:54,802 is Ahmed allowed out on Christmas Eve? 442 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:58,738 - They're Muslims, Mom. - Well, you're not going anywhere. 443 00:36:58,876 --> 00:37:04,644 You spend Christmas with the family. It's a Swedish tradition, you know. 444 00:37:04,815 --> 00:37:07,613 Jesus was Swedish? I had no idea! 445 00:37:08,252 --> 00:37:11,619 You're nuts, I'm leaving when Ahmed gets here. 446 00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:16,850 - Mats! Can you find some string? - I can't find anything! 447 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:19,189 I'm just happy I managed to find this little lady. 448 00:37:19,764 --> 00:37:23,666 Well, this will have to do. 449 00:37:25,970 --> 00:37:28,666 Come on. Mats you're such a coward. 450 00:37:28,839 --> 00:37:32,570 You can't give green penguins to people you don't know. 451 00:37:48,726 --> 00:37:52,093 Who made all this food? It must have taken weeks. 452 00:37:52,263 --> 00:37:53,992 Super Mom. 453 00:37:54,298 --> 00:37:59,167 Without that woman, the world would be less populated. 454 00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:02,469 You just have to do your best. 455 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,437 I'll adopt if I have kids. 456 00:38:04,608 --> 00:38:07,372 - Adopt me. - Where do you live? 457 00:38:08,612 --> 00:38:13,515 Thank God. I managed to procreate naturally. 458 00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:19,288 - Adoption is for barren people. - Come on! 459 00:38:19,457 --> 00:38:26,226 When hormones and test tubes don't work, they have to adopt. 460 00:38:26,364 --> 00:38:29,629 It's the second-best thing, and you know it, Ake. 461 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:33,032 Anyone who had a choice wants their own kids. 462 00:38:33,170 --> 00:38:35,297 Not someone else's. 463 00:38:36,974 --> 00:38:42,435 You don't know if it'll be white and look like you. 464 00:38:45,082 --> 00:38:47,550 These are our new neighbors. 465 00:38:47,685 --> 00:38:52,054 Helena, Mats and little Josefin. 466 00:38:52,623 --> 00:38:54,750 Well, Hello... 467 00:38:54,892 --> 00:38:57,383 We came to wish you a Merry Christmas. 468 00:38:57,561 --> 00:39:00,962 - We moved in yesterday. - Now nice! 469 00:39:01,098 --> 00:39:03,157 She's adorable... 470 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,268 I'll get back to you. 471 00:39:05,436 --> 00:39:07,597 I'm Sara. Welcome. 472 00:39:07,772 --> 00:39:13,039 It's kind of a mess here. We're a big family. 473 00:39:16,847 --> 00:39:20,613 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you. 474 00:39:21,118 --> 00:39:24,576 Where is she from? 475 00:39:25,022 --> 00:39:29,391 - Vietnam. - Asia. Now...nice. 476 00:39:29,894 --> 00:39:31,191 We'd better be on out way... 477 00:39:31,362 --> 00:39:35,128 Please stay, there's lots of food. 478 00:39:35,299 --> 00:39:39,065 - I'll see them to the door. - Welcome... 479 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:42,100 I said the girl was cute, right? 480 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,171 isn't that so... 481 00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:47,943 But I said she was a very nice child, I did... 482 00:39:48,112 --> 00:39:51,570 Don't worry, by tomorrow they'll have forgotten all about it. 483 00:39:51,749 --> 00:39:54,479 Have some brandy. 484 00:39:54,652 --> 00:39:59,089 - I'll report her to the police! - Because you... 485 00:39:59,223 --> 00:40:00,884 We can't have kids of our own? 486 00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:04,552 Racism. Harassment. Anything. 487 00:40:04,728 --> 00:40:10,633 - Harassing adoptive parents? - This doesn't seem to bother you. 488 00:40:10,801 --> 00:40:15,397 - Why let it bother you? - I demand an apology! 489 00:40:15,573 --> 00:40:18,098 She should get down on her knees! 490 00:40:18,242 --> 00:40:23,305 - Is that really necessary? - I want her to come to me! 491 00:40:23,447 --> 00:40:26,541 How clever of you to moonlight on Christmas Eve. 492 00:40:26,684 --> 00:40:29,175 - How many stops for Santa? - Five! 493 00:40:29,353 --> 00:40:34,985 Hope it pays well! Remember, you get her over here to apologize. 494 00:40:35,159 --> 00:40:40,222 And if she doesn't, you're out of here! 495 00:40:40,464 --> 00:40:43,763 We should have given her the damned penguin! 496 00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:49,673 I really put my foot in it... 497 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,740 They must think I'm a racist. 498 00:40:51,876 --> 00:40:53,138 I meant that if you had the choice... 499 00:40:53,277 --> 00:40:55,871 It's not that bad. 500 00:40:57,915 --> 00:41:03,547 - No one appreciates my efforts. - Of course they do. 501 00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:11,627 And you don't seem the least bit happy about the baby. 502 00:41:11,795 --> 00:41:15,856 Maybe you don't want a baby with me? 503 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:21,000 - Of course I... - Do you want the baby? 504 00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:24,899 - It's not as simple as that. - Answer me! 505 00:41:25,075 --> 00:41:29,102 - Do you want the baby or not? - Maybe not right now... 506 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,876 You're 47, when did you plan on having a baby? 507 00:41:34,051 --> 00:41:38,010 - A lot of people older than me... - It's "than I", not "than me". 508 00:41:38,155 --> 00:41:42,717 - Can't you just tell the truth? - There's Jack Nicholson... 509 00:41:42,893 --> 00:41:46,329 Lennart Bernadotte and Yassir Arafat... 510 00:41:46,497 --> 00:41:52,060 Do you, or do you not, want the baby? 511 00:41:55,172 --> 00:41:57,504 No, I don't want to have children. 512 00:42:02,446 --> 00:42:06,940 - Do you want me to get an abortion? - Yes, I do. 513 00:42:07,718 --> 00:42:11,814 - Good God. Why? - For a lot of reasons, damn it. 514 00:42:11,956 --> 00:42:13,856 I'm very busy at work, 515 00:42:13,991 --> 00:42:17,222 and I'm up for promotion in six "months" time. 516 00:42:17,361 --> 00:42:19,852 I barely have the time to drive the kids around as it is. 517 00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:22,227 They go to daycare... 518 00:42:22,366 --> 00:42:28,362 to hockey and swimming and riding and violin lessons. 519 00:42:28,872 --> 00:42:34,105 - To choir practice and... - Acting classes. 520 00:42:34,278 --> 00:42:38,840 - The whole house is full of kids. - Then you've been lying all along. 521 00:42:38,983 --> 00:42:44,250 This morning you said you wanted a baby. Were you lying? 522 00:42:44,388 --> 00:42:48,188 - What the hell was I to say? - How about the truth? 523 00:42:48,559 --> 00:42:49,753 I love you, but... 524 00:42:49,927 --> 00:42:53,761 You don't want the baby, right? 525 00:42:53,931 --> 00:42:56,525 If that's the case, then you can leave! 526 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,998 Get the hell out of here! The choice is yours. 527 00:43:00,971 --> 00:43:04,498 Okay. If that's the way you want it. 528 00:43:09,113 --> 00:43:13,345 - What's the matter? - Erik's seeing someone. 529 00:43:14,985 --> 00:43:17,419 Are you sure about that? 530 00:43:21,592 --> 00:43:25,528 He doesn't talk to me. He doesn't touch me... 531 00:43:25,663 --> 00:43:27,290 I just know it... 532 00:43:27,431 --> 00:43:30,400 - Do you know who it is? - No. 533 00:43:31,335 --> 00:43:34,532 I never really thought about having kids... 534 00:43:35,139 --> 00:43:38,768 - But with Erik it... - Just felt right? 535 00:43:39,643 --> 00:43:45,377 How long had you known each other, something like 15 minutes? 536 00:43:45,549 --> 00:43:47,380 Twenty. 537 00:43:48,085 --> 00:43:51,111 You didn't know him very well. How well do I know him now? 538 00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:56,716 Why would he want someone else? What am I doing wrong? 539 00:43:56,860 --> 00:44:00,796 You don't mean to tell me that you think it's your fault? 540 00:44:01,465 --> 00:44:07,165 You was want to know a secret? Promise not to tell anyone. 541 00:44:08,672 --> 00:44:13,166 Janne isn't the father of Sara's baby. 542 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:17,076 He's had a vasectomy and Sara doesn't know... 543 00:44:29,026 --> 00:44:31,551 What's so bad about that? 544 00:44:32,596 --> 00:44:36,225 - Come on... - Erik! 545 00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:39,636 Then it's got to be Erik! 546 00:44:42,606 --> 00:44:47,305 What's this? We haven't even opened our Christmas presents... 547 00:44:47,478 --> 00:44:49,639 I've had my present. 548 00:44:50,514 --> 00:44:56,077 - A baby isn't a gift. - You said so, in your little speech. 549 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:59,155 Janne... 550 00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:04,659 - Janne, look at me. I love you. - I love you too. 551 00:45:09,767 --> 00:45:12,497 But I refuse to have an abortion. 552 00:45:13,036 --> 00:45:15,561 We'll have to talk about it another time. 553 00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:21,677 This couldn't possibly have ruined everything between us? 554 00:45:21,812 --> 00:45:25,509 Yes, it has, it feels like we should form a suicide pact. 555 00:45:25,649 --> 00:45:31,519 Why not do it tonight? Bring in the kids, and Ake... 556 00:45:32,322 --> 00:45:34,381 Sorry. 557 00:45:36,426 --> 00:45:43,093 Let's pull ourselves together, and go and be the world's best couple. 558 00:45:45,002 --> 00:45:48,768 - Is this what you want to do? - Yes, it is. 559 00:45:48,972 --> 00:45:52,635 I promise to be very nice to your former husbands. 560 00:45:52,810 --> 00:45:58,214 I'm really going to try to get to know them for real. 561 00:46:11,295 --> 00:46:13,320 - You need help? - No, I got it. 562 00:46:21,872 --> 00:46:24,466 Pretty girl, Smart! 563 00:46:24,641 --> 00:46:29,237 The kind of girl who knows what she wants. Wouldn't she be fun? 564 00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:34,009 How are things with you and Rita? 565 00:46:34,184 --> 00:46:36,982 Like I said, we can barely manage to be faithful. 566 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,146 You said she barely managed to be faithful. 567 00:46:40,324 --> 00:46:43,384 - There's no difference. - If you say so... 568 00:46:43,861 --> 00:46:46,455 Why are you making a fool of yourself over her, then? 569 00:46:46,630 --> 00:46:48,063 I'm not chasing her. 570 00:46:48,232 --> 00:46:51,463 No, not a horny bastard like you. 571 00:46:51,702 --> 00:46:55,570 Some of us manage to resist temptation, 572 00:46:55,706 --> 00:46:58,038 other poor devils can't. 573 00:46:58,609 --> 00:47:01,976 Nice to hear that you and Sara are friends again. 574 00:47:02,112 --> 00:47:05,843 - Yes, it's nice. - That can happen after a while. 575 00:47:06,016 --> 00:47:08,644 You see things you haven't seen before 576 00:47:08,819 --> 00:47:10,844 and rekindle the flame. 577 00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:15,117 - Third time's the charm, right? - What are you talking about? 578 00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:19,194 Look, Rita is a good friend. 579 00:47:19,329 --> 00:47:23,823 If I find out you've been cheating on her, I'm going to... 580 00:47:24,067 --> 00:47:27,195 I don't know what your problem is, but it has nothing to do with me. 581 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:42,077 Ho, ho, ho... Are there any good children here? 582 00:47:42,286 --> 00:47:43,719 No. 583 00:47:51,695 --> 00:47:55,028 - No good children at all? - No. 584 00:48:04,574 --> 00:48:09,170 - Have I gone to the wrong house? - Probably. Merry Christmas. 585 00:48:11,315 --> 00:48:13,977 - Who was that? - Some clown in a Santa suit. 586 00:48:14,918 --> 00:48:20,356 Santa! Come back. The kids are expecting you. 587 00:48:24,394 --> 00:48:28,057 This is my husband, Janne. This is Santa. 588 00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:32,761 Here, take this and go in. 589 00:48:32,936 --> 00:48:37,737 - Are there any good children here? - Yes! 590 00:48:37,975 --> 00:48:41,342 - Elin hasn't been very good. - Oh, is that so? 591 00:48:41,511 --> 00:48:47,416 Let's see. Here's a present for Daniel. 592 00:48:51,321 --> 00:48:52,310 Merry X-mas... 593 00:48:52,456 --> 00:48:54,424 How's the construction business? 594 00:48:54,591 --> 00:48:56,286 How's the fruitcake business? 595 00:48:56,426 --> 00:49:00,362 - Here's a big gift for Liselotte... - That's me. 596 00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:07,299 It's from your parents. Maybe they should help you open it. 597 00:49:07,471 --> 00:49:09,530 I can manage on my own. 598 00:49:10,273 --> 00:49:13,401 You see, that lady is my Mom. 599 00:49:13,577 --> 00:49:17,513 And her first husband is my father... 600 00:49:17,647 --> 00:49:20,582 Pardon me if I seem impertinent 601 00:49:20,751 --> 00:49:23,219 but is there something wrong with your eyes? 602 00:49:24,488 --> 00:49:28,015 You haven't visited Johanna much lately. 603 00:49:28,191 --> 00:49:32,059 I guess you come when I'm at work. 604 00:49:32,229 --> 00:49:35,960 I've barely seen you at all this autumn. 605 00:49:36,633 --> 00:49:38,828 You haven't been in when I come. 606 00:49:38,969 --> 00:49:40,698 That's what I gathered. 607 00:49:42,472 --> 00:49:46,738 - Is that a problem? - No, I'm a psychologist. 608 00:49:47,444 --> 00:49:49,207 Look! 609 00:49:58,755 --> 00:50:01,883 You'd better tell me what's up. 610 00:50:04,561 --> 00:50:07,860 Sara, she put her sweater on backwards. 611 00:50:08,598 --> 00:50:12,159 What the hell's our problem? I'm talking to you. 612 00:50:12,335 --> 00:50:16,635 - Here's a gift for Janne... - Well, what do you know? 613 00:50:16,773 --> 00:50:19,936 Thank you, Santa. 614 00:50:22,345 --> 00:50:25,576 - What the hell is your problem? - Calm down. 615 00:50:25,749 --> 00:50:28,479 I want to know what he's up to. 616 00:50:28,618 --> 00:50:32,520 Quiet. Janne had a vasectomy. 617 00:50:32,689 --> 00:50:36,386 It's true, he told Rita that in the sauna. 618 00:50:37,094 --> 00:50:39,688 That means the baby's not his! 619 00:50:56,980 --> 00:51:00,939 Wow, a computer! 620 00:51:01,084 --> 00:51:01,846 I wished for one, didn't I, Janne? 621 00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:04,179 Mom and Sara! 622 00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:05,946 Thanks, Gunnar! 623 00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:10,219 There you go. 624 00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:15,426 - My little friend... - Thanks, Gunnar! 625 00:51:16,833 --> 00:51:20,462 Who the hell moved the garbage bags, and why? 626 00:51:20,637 --> 00:51:23,834 Who is she? And don't you dare ask who I mean! 627 00:51:24,007 --> 00:51:28,637 - Why change something that works? - What a good question. 628 00:51:30,113 --> 00:51:32,843 There isn't any "she" 629 00:51:33,483 --> 00:51:36,043 Who are you so secretive with on the phone? 630 00:51:36,686 --> 00:51:39,154 Who do you see after work? 631 00:51:39,322 --> 00:51:42,291 Why do you turn off your phone? 632 00:51:42,592 --> 00:51:44,924 Is it a co-worker? 633 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:50,860 - It's Sara, isn't it? - You must be out of your mind. 634 00:51:51,001 --> 00:51:52,593 You might as well admit it! 635 00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:56,535 Liselotte is ours. 636 00:51:56,706 --> 00:52:00,073 And, by the way, Sara happens to be pregnant! 637 00:52:08,118 --> 00:52:12,782 - Check out this computer! - It's great. 638 00:52:16,927 --> 00:52:18,622 And how are you doing? 639 00:52:20,363 --> 00:52:23,491 Good friends, booze and figs. What do you think? 640 00:52:24,034 --> 00:52:27,595 Sara's done such a nice job. Santa and all... 641 00:52:27,804 --> 00:52:30,295 Forgive me! Good friends, booze, 642 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,431 figs and Santa. 643 00:52:33,009 --> 00:52:35,705 - Pinch me! - I was just thinking. 644 00:52:35,845 --> 00:52:39,804 We're the only ones who haven't had kids with Sara. 645 00:52:39,983 --> 00:52:41,780 How does that feel? 646 00:52:42,452 --> 00:52:45,114 I sleep well, I don't have eating disorders. And I can't say... 647 00:52:45,255 --> 00:52:50,158 that I'm afraid to die, not really. 648 00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:54,354 I was just wondering if you... felt left out. 649 00:53:03,406 --> 00:53:07,240 - Poor guy! - I know I'm innocent. 650 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:12,370 I can't understand why Janne just doesn't tell her. 651 00:53:12,515 --> 00:53:15,177 Do you think he wants his kneecaps crushed? 652 00:53:15,518 --> 00:53:19,750 - He figured his secret was safe. - That's impossible. 653 00:53:21,024 --> 00:53:22,889 Because then he never would have told it to you. 654 00:53:32,269 --> 00:53:35,966 Helena! 655 00:53:36,873 --> 00:53:39,068 Open the damned door. 656 00:53:39,242 --> 00:53:45,477 - I'm freezing to death! - You're drunk. 657 00:53:45,649 --> 00:53:49,380 - Where is she? - She's... 658 00:53:50,553 --> 00:53:55,786 - She's at home. - Did you tell her to apologize? 659 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:02,798 - But I was Santa... - You get her over here! 660 00:54:02,932 --> 00:54:06,732 Even if you have to drag her by the hair! 661 00:54:07,504 --> 00:54:11,338 We ought to tell Janne, He's making a fool of himself playing detective. 662 00:54:11,508 --> 00:54:19,244 - Tell him what? - I don't know... That we know. 663 00:54:19,482 --> 00:54:21,040 What exactly do we know? 664 00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:27,020 - He doesn't know that we know. - Right, I know. 665 00:54:27,190 --> 00:54:30,250 I almost felt like telling him that I'd slept with Sara, too. 666 00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:35,159 Well, it was tempting after all that talk about love and caring. 667 00:54:35,332 --> 00:54:39,234 Is Sara really that hot in the closet? 668 00:54:39,369 --> 00:54:42,463 Hell, don't even think about it! 669 00:54:43,139 --> 00:54:45,835 I knew you'd still be in here! 670 00:54:48,545 --> 00:54:50,911 Why do you think Erik is seeing someone else? 671 00:54:51,081 --> 00:54:55,541 I can feel it in my whole body, which Erik never touches... 672 00:54:56,186 --> 00:54:59,644 What would you do in my situation? 673 00:55:00,557 --> 00:55:06,553 As a psychologist I would suggest... honesty. 674 00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:11,565 It's very important to be honest in your dealings with one another. 675 00:55:11,735 --> 00:55:19,369 Dare to be vulnerable. Talk to each other calmly... 676 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:24,172 - I think it's Sara. - Get him to slip up. 677 00:55:24,347 --> 00:55:28,909 Ask the question in different ways. Don't let him know you suspect. 678 00:55:29,652 --> 00:55:31,483 Why do you think so? 679 00:55:31,621 --> 00:55:35,182 - Can you prove it? - I can sense it. 680 00:55:37,961 --> 00:55:39,724 I just thought of something. 681 00:55:40,463 --> 00:55:44,797 Pretend you know more than you do. Best way to get him to talk. 682 00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:49,200 - Lay a couple of traps, too. - What do you suggest? 683 00:55:49,372 --> 00:55:54,571 I've got it. Tell him that you've discussed it with the other woman. 684 00:55:54,744 --> 00:56:01,240 - I should pretend? - Right, then the bastard... 685 00:56:02,619 --> 00:56:05,986 He'll realize the game is up. 686 00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:08,021 Oh lord, look at all that porridge! 687 00:56:08,191 --> 00:56:10,318 I've never seen as much in my whole life...put together. 688 00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:12,018 It took ages! 689 00:56:13,096 --> 00:56:15,929 Should vegans eat porridge? Milk comes from cows... 690 00:56:16,065 --> 00:56:19,228 and they must suffer tremendously when they're milked! 691 00:56:24,374 --> 00:56:27,400 Big brother, big idiot. Little brother, little idiot. 692 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:30,710 Listen, everyone! 693 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,077 - Has anyone found the almond? - No! 694 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:39,779 - I found it, but I ate it. - You're supposed to make a wish! 695 00:56:40,089 --> 00:56:42,080 What a little nut case he is! 696 00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:48,494 My wish is that Mom and Janne would get married... 697 00:56:48,665 --> 00:56:52,260 so we could move to a big red house in the country. 698 00:56:53,503 --> 00:56:56,233 - What's he on about? - What's up with you people? 699 00:56:56,372 --> 00:57:00,103 Either you ridicule the kids, or you talk over their heads. 700 00:57:03,513 --> 00:57:06,311 - How many kids do you have? - None! 701 00:57:06,449 --> 00:57:09,077 But I've been a kid myself! 702 00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:12,749 I'm sorry, but I get mad when adults only think of themselves... 703 00:57:12,922 --> 00:57:16,551 and change mates like they change their underwear. 704 00:57:16,726 --> 00:57:20,355 It's time for a song. I'll get the drinks. 705 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:24,021 - How can you stand it, bro? - Therapy... 706 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,135 People should only have kids... 707 00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:31,969 if they want to love them and help them become good people. 708 00:57:32,141 --> 00:57:34,609 No just to fulfill a dream, keep a man... 709 00:57:34,777 --> 00:57:39,612 tie a woman to her kitchen, or just feel needed. 710 00:57:39,782 --> 00:57:41,181 Indeed! 711 00:57:41,985 --> 00:57:45,921 Erik, Gunnar, or even Ake... 712 00:57:46,055 --> 00:57:49,547 Tell her how much I love my kids. 713 00:57:49,692 --> 00:57:53,128 Wouldn't it be nice if someone came to my defense? 714 00:57:53,263 --> 00:57:58,132 I'm being attacked by someone who doesn't even have kids herself! 715 00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:02,671 - I stand by my opinion! - Is that right? How interesting. 716 00:58:02,839 --> 00:58:06,331 - Don't let your boobs pop out. - You don't have that problem. 717 00:58:06,809 --> 00:58:11,769 - Help yourselves. - Right, why stay sober? 718 00:58:11,915 --> 00:58:16,249 Isn't it bloody typical that Ake plays host? 719 00:58:19,255 --> 00:58:20,688 Cheers! 720 00:58:23,927 --> 00:58:25,394 At least he's trying. 721 00:58:25,528 --> 00:58:29,794 Of course. He's such a nice guy, and we all should be grateful. 722 00:58:32,235 --> 00:58:34,260 Come on, you guys. 723 00:58:34,437 --> 00:58:38,840 Now let's all have a nice time and take care of each other. 724 00:58:39,008 --> 00:58:44,878 Let's celebrate Christmas and enjoy each other's company. 725 00:58:45,048 --> 00:58:47,812 Merry Christmas... 726 00:58:49,118 --> 00:58:53,054 I won't make a long speech. 727 00:58:53,222 --> 00:58:57,716 I just wanted to say: Cheers, you gang-bangers! 728 00:59:00,730 --> 00:59:04,097 Gang-bangers? Men who have fucked the same girl. 729 00:59:05,101 --> 00:59:07,001 Isn't that right? 730 00:59:15,244 --> 00:59:18,338 - What's going on? - What? 731 00:59:18,748 --> 00:59:22,013 You're still mad because I didn't tell you? 732 00:59:22,151 --> 00:59:28,488 - Did you think I'd just get over it? - I was hoping you'd happy. 733 00:59:28,658 --> 00:59:32,890 Darling, don't you think we have enough children? 734 00:59:33,162 --> 00:59:37,292 - Our child will have the best dad. - Don't suck up, please. 735 00:59:37,467 --> 00:59:41,528 What do you want me to do? What's done is done. 736 00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:45,936 Don't you think I know? I know Sara, I know. 737 00:59:46,109 --> 00:59:49,875 - What do you mean? - Just tell the truth. 738 00:59:50,013 --> 00:59:53,471 - Admit that you've been unfaithful. - What? 739 00:59:53,616 --> 00:59:57,382 No wonder someone found his way. 740 00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,987 Ake has a map and compass. 741 01:00:00,156 --> 01:00:03,751 - What are you insinuating? - That you're hiding things. 742 01:00:03,926 --> 01:00:07,157 Like that Ake took you virginity. 743 01:00:07,330 --> 01:00:10,993 Or that you had an on-and-off relationship. 744 01:00:11,167 --> 01:00:14,159 I don't know who your first girl was. 745 01:00:14,337 --> 01:00:18,865 Lotta Person. I though she enjoyed it, but she threw up. 746 01:00:19,008 --> 01:00:24,002 - Don't change the fucking subject. - I didn't think it was important. 747 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:28,708 - I've never been unfaithful. Never! - Well, aren't you a clever one? 748 01:00:28,851 --> 01:00:32,514 Who was it? Was it Ake? 749 01:00:32,655 --> 01:00:36,091 Why do you think that Ake and I...? 750 01:00:36,225 --> 01:00:39,991 Or was it Gunnar, Erik, or possibly Thomas? 751 01:00:41,631 --> 01:00:44,327 Are you accusing me of something, is that what you're doing? 752 01:00:45,802 --> 01:00:48,236 Why not answer my question? Why are you avoiding it? 753 01:00:48,404 --> 01:00:53,239 - Why do you think I was unfaithful? - Because I... 754 01:00:54,043 --> 01:00:59,174 - I can see it. - You can see it? Wow! 755 01:00:59,348 --> 01:01:02,715 That's a good one. The psychologist has spoken! 756 01:01:02,852 --> 01:01:07,186 - Can you prove it? - I can sense it. 757 01:01:07,356 --> 01:01:12,191 Damn you! I've always been loyal to you. 758 01:01:12,361 --> 01:01:17,389 You get out! Get out now! 759 01:01:17,567 --> 01:01:19,364 You've ruined my Christmas Eve! 760 01:01:19,502 --> 01:01:21,663 But you made mine special. 761 01:01:21,838 --> 01:01:24,568 Get out of here! 762 01:01:26,075 --> 01:01:28,270 Calm down, who's next? 763 01:01:28,444 --> 01:01:33,040 I really love Christmas. Who needs TV? 764 01:01:33,216 --> 01:01:36,447 - Or Lars Noren, for that matter? - Who's he? 765 01:01:40,857 --> 01:01:44,486 "You won't have to leave the house...", she said. 766 01:01:50,933 --> 01:01:56,735 - Are you done eating already? - Yes, it was delicious. 767 01:01:57,173 --> 01:02:01,303 - What happened to Janne? - He went for a walk. 768 01:02:01,477 --> 01:02:07,609 - To buy a newspaper. - On Christmas Eve? 769 01:03:22,592 --> 01:03:25,186 - Fig? - Shut the fuck up... 770 01:03:36,405 --> 01:03:38,396 Oh, no! 771 01:03:40,142 --> 01:03:44,442 - What's up? - How much is it? 772 01:03:44,614 --> 01:03:48,175 - Where are you going? - To the office. 773 01:03:48,317 --> 01:03:52,981 My wife threw me out. I have to get warm, I'm freezing. 774 01:03:53,122 --> 01:03:56,853 - Where's your office? - Downtown. 775 01:03:57,026 --> 01:03:58,254 21 kronor. 776 01:04:02,665 --> 01:04:04,428 Here's five. 777 01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:09,703 It seems that's all I have right now. 778 01:04:09,972 --> 01:04:16,002 - Couldn't you just...? - You're in Sweden now. 779 01:04:16,145 --> 01:04:19,205 How would it look if everyone rode for free? 780 01:04:20,116 --> 01:04:22,107 Just get off the bus. 781 01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,912 It's Christmas Eve, damn it! 782 01:04:31,494 --> 01:04:34,691 That's nice, thank you. I'll take that. 783 01:04:39,001 --> 01:04:43,700 - So, what are you going to do? - I'll wipe the floor, of course. 784 01:04:44,807 --> 01:04:47,367 Do you have any idea what a floor like this costs? 785 01:04:47,543 --> 01:04:49,602 What are you going to do? 786 01:04:52,882 --> 01:04:57,581 I know! I'll give birth at home. 787 01:04:57,753 --> 01:04:59,220 Right! 788 01:04:59,855 --> 01:05:03,382 I mean, I was born here, so it's be like a family tradition. 789 01:05:03,559 --> 01:05:06,460 Nonsense, you were born in the hospital. 790 01:05:06,629 --> 01:05:09,393 Then the whole family could be together. 791 01:05:09,899 --> 01:05:12,629 It would be a group effort. 792 01:05:15,771 --> 01:05:20,265 You know, at times... 793 01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:27,839 I love them all so mush that it hurts inside. 794 01:05:28,584 --> 01:05:31,883 Can you recall the feeling? 795 01:05:32,054 --> 01:05:37,856 A tiny baby climbing into your bed saying: "Mom, I love you"? 796 01:05:38,027 --> 01:05:43,488 As opposed to a big, hairy man climbing into bed saying I love you? 797 01:05:47,136 --> 01:05:51,903 It feels so right with Janne. 798 01:05:52,541 --> 01:05:56,910 Sara, you just threw Janne out. 799 01:05:58,147 --> 01:06:04,382 I doesn't have to be Erik, it could be any one of you. 800 01:06:04,754 --> 01:06:08,690 You're all her exes. Except for Thomas, of course. 801 01:06:08,858 --> 01:06:14,387 - I already said I was innocent. - What's that? 802 01:06:15,164 --> 01:06:19,328 - What is Thomas innocent of? - The budget deficit. 803 01:06:19,502 --> 01:06:23,802 The destruction of the rain forests and Michael Jackson's nose. 804 01:06:32,748 --> 01:06:36,548 - Do you love me? Say it... - I love you! 805 01:06:42,558 --> 01:06:44,219 Tell me you love me! 806 01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:53,560 Daddy. Mommy. 807 01:06:55,404 --> 01:06:59,670 - Hi there... - Aren't you in bed? 808 01:06:59,809 --> 01:07:03,108 - Go play some place else. - I'm not tired. 809 01:07:03,279 --> 01:07:07,807 - Why don't you go upstairs? - I haven't even yawned. 810 01:07:07,950 --> 01:07:10,282 Go up and we'll tuck you in. 811 01:07:10,419 --> 01:07:13,582 No, we're going to play house. 812 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:16,124 Hey, I've got a great idea. 813 01:07:16,492 --> 01:07:20,758 Let's play upstairs. Won't that be fun? 814 01:07:29,638 --> 01:07:32,163 - Sara...? - No... 815 01:07:48,157 --> 01:07:53,925 - What the hell are you doing here? - Sara... 816 01:07:54,163 --> 01:07:58,862 I need to see...Sara. 817 01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:01,229 Come back next year. 818 01:08:02,605 --> 01:08:04,334 Liselotte mentioned something... 819 01:08:04,473 --> 01:08:09,775 He would be the best father in the world. 820 01:08:09,979 --> 01:08:13,437 He already is a great stepfather. 821 01:08:13,616 --> 01:08:18,076 - Well, it's her play... - Could it be because of Ake? 822 01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:23,180 - That he was here tonight. - I thought the opening was... 823 01:08:23,325 --> 01:08:28,695 - I never meant to hurt Janne. - No, I know that. 824 01:08:28,864 --> 01:08:31,628 - It's important to Liselotte. - You see... 825 01:08:34,637 --> 01:08:42,373 He doesn't have the slightest reason... 826 01:08:44,446 --> 01:08:49,440 Everything I touch turns into a disaster! 827 01:08:49,919 --> 01:08:52,683 Don't cry. 828 01:08:55,558 --> 01:08:59,722 None of the rest of us could have put on a Christmas like this. 829 01:08:59,895 --> 01:09:05,197 You're strong and capable. 830 01:09:05,334 --> 01:09:07,734 And you're a great mom. 831 01:09:11,473 --> 01:09:13,498 Thanks. 832 01:09:23,953 --> 01:09:27,320 That damned well figures! 833 01:09:27,590 --> 01:09:35,053 - Erik! - Christ... 834 01:09:36,365 --> 01:09:42,065 Erik... 835 01:09:42,371 --> 01:09:45,135 - Erik! -Oh, No 836 01:09:45,307 --> 01:09:49,471 - Please don't touch me! - What's going on? 837 01:09:49,612 --> 01:09:50,476 Erik 838 01:09:50,613 --> 01:09:53,673 What's this about Erik? I thought you were mad at Ake? 839 01:09:53,816 --> 01:10:00,483 - That he took over and played host. - Played host, you say? 840 01:10:00,623 --> 01:10:03,524 And what do you call what Erik did for you? 841 01:10:03,692 --> 01:10:09,289 What about Erik? What's eating you? 842 01:10:09,431 --> 01:10:12,457 Mommy will be right with you. 843 01:10:16,939 --> 01:10:19,100 - Did you get your newspaper? - Shut up! 844 01:10:19,241 --> 01:10:22,142 - Listen to me! - Who are you? 845 01:10:22,311 --> 01:10:29,114 What gives you the right to dump on me and run away? 846 01:10:29,251 --> 01:10:31,185 You've got it all wrong. 847 01:10:31,353 --> 01:10:32,513 If Sara leaves Janne alone, 848 01:10:32,655 --> 01:10:34,953 he will be happy. That's psychology! 849 01:10:35,124 --> 01:10:38,491 - This sucks! - Janne! 850 01:10:42,164 --> 01:10:43,529 He's a little upset... 851 01:10:45,801 --> 01:10:50,135 It's educational seeing a pro handle a crisis situation. 852 01:10:50,272 --> 01:10:55,209 - Mom's pregnant again. - We don't need any more kids. 853 01:10:55,377 --> 01:10:59,507 Janne will leave. That's what men do when they have babies. 854 01:11:00,382 --> 01:11:01,849 There you are! 855 01:11:02,017 --> 01:11:04,918 Rickard says Janne's moving. 856 01:11:05,054 --> 01:11:08,717 No, he's just a little angry. 857 01:11:08,857 --> 01:11:13,851 - Is he moving out? - Are you pleased with your gifts? 858 01:11:14,029 --> 01:11:16,395 Wasn't the computer a great gift? 859 01:11:16,565 --> 01:11:18,658 He took his suitcase. 860 01:11:19,201 --> 01:11:22,432 All Moms and Dads have fights at times. 861 01:11:22,604 --> 01:11:25,004 It doesn't mean we don't love each other. 862 01:11:25,174 --> 01:11:29,167 - Or that we're getting divorced. - You divorced my dad. 863 01:11:29,311 --> 01:11:31,677 - And mine. - And mine. 864 01:11:35,084 --> 01:11:37,575 Well... 865 01:11:54,536 --> 01:11:56,561 Janne, what are you doing? 866 01:11:57,306 --> 01:11:59,297 Move! 867 01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:03,408 Stop it! Take it easy, Janne! 868 01:12:03,545 --> 01:12:06,480 - That's Erik's car. - I know! 869 01:12:06,815 --> 01:12:09,409 - Where are you going? - Away from here! 870 01:12:09,551 --> 01:12:10,449 Why? Well, what do you think? 871 01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:17,047 - I've had enough... - Enough what? 872 01:12:17,226 --> 01:12:23,324 - Porridge? Figs? Booze? - Its Erik's. Erik's! 873 01:12:23,699 --> 01:12:28,534 - What's Erik's? - The baby Sara's carrying, damn it! 874 01:12:28,804 --> 01:12:33,673 - Shit...How do you know that? - Does it really matter? 875 01:12:33,809 --> 01:12:36,835 If it's not his, then it has to be somebody's. 876 01:12:37,613 --> 01:12:42,141 I don't get it. Don't you and Sara have sex? 877 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:43,341 I'll tell you why I don't want a child with Sara 878 01:12:43,519 --> 01:12:46,545 the real reason. 879 01:12:46,722 --> 01:12:51,284 I can't stand that she's slept with every guy in town... 880 01:12:51,427 --> 01:12:52,359 and had kids with half of them. 881 01:12:52,528 --> 01:12:55,395 I picture her with Gunnar, Erik, 882 01:12:55,564 --> 01:12:58,362 and Ake, and I can't handle it. 883 01:13:00,836 --> 01:13:03,930 That's great coming from a psychologist, right? 884 01:13:04,573 --> 01:13:10,808 You're a man, too. You're normal almost normal... 885 01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:15,677 You shouldn't make fun of Marika for being gay. 886 01:13:15,818 --> 01:13:20,687 - She can't help what she is. - I'm not gay. 887 01:13:20,823 --> 01:13:25,351 And when you left Thomas, I got him! 888 01:13:28,630 --> 01:13:34,091 Doesn't that brain of yours work? Marika wasn't married to Thomas. 889 01:13:34,236 --> 01:13:37,228 He and Micka have a 19-year-old daughter. 890 01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:43,742 How could Marika have a 19-years-old? 891 01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:46,040 I mean, she can't be more than 25 herself? 892 01:13:46,215 --> 01:13:51,346 - I give up. - What do you people actually do? 893 01:13:51,487 --> 01:13:56,618 I mean, I understand what men do, but how do you do it? 894 01:13:56,792 --> 01:14:00,455 Do what? Lay railroad tracks? 895 01:14:00,629 --> 01:14:03,154 Brush their teeth? Perform sack races? 896 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:09,999 - Don't you ever miss a penis? - Yuck! 897 01:14:10,873 --> 01:14:14,138 I don't want to picture what two men do in bed. 898 01:14:14,309 --> 01:14:20,009 It's disgusting. It's just not natural. 899 01:14:20,148 --> 01:14:23,083 There's been a little misunderstanding here. 900 01:14:23,385 --> 01:14:27,617 I understand where you're coming from. I really do. 901 01:14:27,756 --> 01:14:32,420 I'm not prejudiced against homosexuals. 902 01:14:33,595 --> 01:14:35,961 Could I have a hug? 903 01:14:43,038 --> 01:14:45,700 It's macho bullshit to not accept... 904 01:14:45,841 --> 01:14:48,435 that a woman has had a life before you. 905 01:14:49,044 --> 01:14:50,511 Three lives. 906 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,374 Let's go in, there are lots of goodies in the kitchen. 907 01:14:54,550 --> 01:14:57,451 You should know, you're the one who lives here... 908 01:14:59,221 --> 01:15:02,384 - I've had enough of this. - Janne! 909 01:15:04,192 --> 01:15:08,754 - You're drunk! - Well, isn't that a stroke of luck? 910 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:14,262 Does Sara Hamrell live here? 911 01:15:14,570 --> 01:15:16,333 Yes, over there. Number 34. 912 01:15:16,471 --> 01:15:20,066 - What do you want her for? - A discussion on adultery. 913 01:15:20,275 --> 01:15:22,800 - What's going on? - I'm damned if I know. 914 01:15:25,681 --> 01:15:30,675 - Janne thinks it's yours. - I'd vote for Ake, myself. 915 01:15:30,852 --> 01:15:38,054 - Ake? Did you do it? - You must be out of your mind. 916 01:15:38,226 --> 01:15:39,955 You do suit each other and maybe the third time's a charm. 917 01:15:40,095 --> 01:15:42,996 Ake and Sara make a good couple? 918 01:15:43,131 --> 01:15:45,998 Sure, you're too smart for him. 919 01:15:46,134 --> 01:15:49,626 Damn it, you may be right. 920 01:15:50,005 --> 01:15:55,170 - Did you knock Sara up? - Hell, no. Not this time. 921 01:15:55,310 --> 01:15:57,073 Damn you! 922 01:15:59,414 --> 01:16:03,817 - You've got to believe me. - I don't have to do any such thing. 923 01:16:04,319 --> 01:16:08,449 - You're such a bad liar. - That's not true. 924 01:16:08,624 --> 01:16:10,717 I'm no worse at lying than other people. 925 01:16:11,093 --> 01:16:15,723 Your ears turn red when you lie, you stupid ox! 926 01:16:17,899 --> 01:16:20,595 I love you, I'd never do anything... 927 01:16:21,370 --> 01:16:24,669 Are you happy now? I'm Carina Bolander. 928 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:29,709 My husband Kenneth left me tonight, on Christmas Eve. 929 01:16:29,878 --> 01:16:34,338 Are you ready to deal with this mess? 930 01:16:38,787 --> 01:16:42,018 I knew it! I just know it! You've been screwing... 931 01:16:42,157 --> 01:16:47,060 You've deceived me! Don't lie! She's right here! 932 01:16:47,195 --> 01:16:52,155 So, you're having an affair with my husband? 933 01:16:52,968 --> 01:16:57,234 - Pauline, it's not like you think. - No, because it's Sara. 934 01:16:57,506 --> 01:17:00,031 - Who's Kenneth? - Who are you? 935 01:17:00,175 --> 01:17:02,666 You're not sleeping with Carina? 936 01:17:02,811 --> 01:17:05,974 No, Erik's sleeping with Kenneth! 937 01:17:06,148 --> 01:17:08,480 That's why he's leaving me. 938 01:17:08,650 --> 01:17:10,709 Holy shit! 939 01:17:12,354 --> 01:17:15,755 Kenneth's leaving me for Erik. 940 01:17:15,924 --> 01:17:20,293 He had to come out of some damned closet, or whatever it was he said. 941 01:17:20,562 --> 01:17:22,689 On Christmas Eve... 942 01:17:22,831 --> 01:17:26,460 They've been faggots the whole time. They're lied! 943 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:29,297 On Christmas Eve, do you hear me! 944 01:17:31,406 --> 01:17:34,807 Christmas Eve... 945 01:17:36,111 --> 01:17:44,109 I'm...gay, homosexual. 946 01:17:50,158 --> 01:17:51,557 When did you find that out? 947 01:17:52,060 --> 01:17:54,688 When I saw you in the sauna. 948 01:17:57,199 --> 01:18:01,295 - I need a drink. - What's wrong with that one? 949 01:18:02,971 --> 01:18:04,700 It's gone. 950 01:18:05,173 --> 01:18:08,472 So that's why you weren't interested. 951 01:18:09,077 --> 01:18:11,443 You're been lying all these years? 952 01:18:11,613 --> 01:18:15,447 I never lied to you or Pauline. 953 01:18:15,617 --> 01:18:19,246 But maybe I've been lying to myself. 954 01:18:22,491 --> 01:18:25,358 Hello, I'll be over soon. Kiss. 955 01:18:26,495 --> 01:18:30,955 May the one who has no guilt throw the first stone. 956 01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:37,230 - Poor Pauline... - I'm sure she'll keep her cool. 957 01:18:47,149 --> 01:18:51,279 - Just one minute, young lady! - This isn't good for me. 958 01:18:51,453 --> 01:18:53,853 Nonsense, we're doing this for your sake. 959 01:18:53,989 --> 01:18:55,650 For the sake of our children. 960 01:18:55,791 --> 01:19:02,959 How many of your classmates live with their biological parents? 961 01:19:03,131 --> 01:19:06,623 - There's Lisa... - This is a modern family, you know. 962 01:19:06,768 --> 01:19:12,866 - I think we've done a good job. - Right! 963 01:19:13,308 --> 01:19:16,641 Not many families can handle... 964 01:19:16,778 --> 01:19:22,080 celebrating Christmas with the exes, step-kids and everything... 965 01:19:22,217 --> 01:19:26,176 - Yeah, and Janne got a vasectomy... - That's not the point! 966 01:19:26,354 --> 01:19:29,790 You're pretty square for your age. 967 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:32,392 Yeah, I don't buy friends. 968 01:19:32,561 --> 01:19:36,088 I don't look down ladies' dresses and I don't sleep with my therapist. 969 01:19:37,199 --> 01:19:41,067 - Have you and Ahmed...? - Of course we have! 970 01:19:41,236 --> 01:19:46,333 Teens have lots of sex. We try all the positions. 971 01:19:46,474 --> 01:19:47,873 You're not pregnant? 972 01:19:48,043 --> 01:19:50,671 Being here teaches me one thing. 973 01:19:50,846 --> 01:19:54,179 To use double condoms for the rest of my life! 974 01:19:54,316 --> 01:19:58,946 - What's so wrong with us? - Thomas can't shut up. 975 01:19:59,087 --> 01:20:02,284 Anne's drunk, Ake's horny, Sara gets pregnant 976 01:20:02,457 --> 01:20:07,292 Janne smashes cars, Erik's gay and Pauline cries. 977 01:20:07,462 --> 01:20:08,759 Do I really need to go on? 978 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,864 Now you know I haven't slept with Erik. 979 01:20:14,035 --> 01:20:19,063 - Then it must be Ake. - Stop it! Let's all stop it. 980 01:20:19,241 --> 01:20:22,438 Can't we get along and have a nice Christmas? 981 01:20:22,611 --> 01:20:26,638 - I ask again: Did you cheat on me? - No! 982 01:20:26,815 --> 01:20:30,581 - Which one of us was the best? - Well, my fellow gang-bangers... 983 01:20:30,719 --> 01:20:35,418 Sara's pregnant and I want to know by whom. 984 01:20:36,124 --> 01:20:38,854 I haven't slept with anyone but you! 985 01:20:39,027 --> 01:20:42,190 - Why don't you believe me? - Janne... 986 01:20:44,532 --> 01:20:47,797 Don't you have something to tell us? 987 01:20:49,938 --> 01:20:54,807 Sara's pregnant without cheating on me. 988 01:20:55,110 --> 01:20:57,738 And I've had a vasectomy. 989 01:21:02,651 --> 01:21:06,815 No, you've got to be kidding! 990 01:21:07,155 --> 01:21:11,683 This must be some kind of joke. You've had a vasectomy... 991 01:21:12,794 --> 01:21:18,926 and I wouldn't know? I don't buy that. 992 01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:22,126 This is just some sick way... 993 01:21:22,304 --> 01:21:25,364 to find out if I've been unfaithful. 994 01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:31,035 - Tell me it isn't true! - It's my life and my decision. 995 01:21:33,014 --> 01:21:36,506 - You can't do things like that! - Tell, I did. 996 01:21:37,118 --> 01:21:42,454 You can't be...? Is that what you mean? 997 01:21:42,590 --> 01:21:47,584 - You can't be a father? - You weren't supposed to know. 998 01:21:47,762 --> 01:21:52,290 You're unbelievable! You're fucking unbelievable! 999 01:21:52,434 --> 01:21:58,532 Was I just supposed to worry why I didn't get pregnant every month? 1000 01:21:58,707 --> 01:22:01,733 - You can't do things like that! - It's was my decision. 1001 01:22:02,310 --> 01:22:06,713 You decided that I... What were you thinking? 1002 01:22:06,848 --> 01:22:11,410 Did it ever cross your mind that I wanted a baby very badly? 1003 01:22:11,586 --> 01:22:14,953 That's exactly my point, dear. 1004 01:22:15,123 --> 01:22:20,959 So you made the decision: No more kids for me. 1005 01:22:21,129 --> 01:22:25,031 - Who do you think you are, God? - It almost seems that way... 1006 01:22:27,469 --> 01:22:31,997 Is nothing sacred to you? I just don't get it... 1007 01:22:32,173 --> 01:22:35,199 - How could you? - Well, how could you? 1008 01:22:37,879 --> 01:22:41,406 You're all out of your minds! 1009 01:22:43,952 --> 01:22:49,584 - That's it, I'm leaving - No, you're not! 1010 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:54,287 Mother! 1011 01:22:58,066 --> 01:23:02,400 Our Christmas, our family, everything's a shambles... 1012 01:23:02,537 --> 01:23:10,069 My dear, sweat, little girl... 1013 01:23:10,245 --> 01:23:15,342 - Tell me what's happened. - It's Janne... 1014 01:23:15,650 --> 01:23:18,141 Janne's had vasectomy. 1015 01:23:18,586 --> 01:23:22,420 - He's destroyed my life. - But the baby... 1016 01:23:22,557 --> 01:23:26,493 But you're pregnant. Which one of them is the father? 1017 01:23:33,334 --> 01:23:36,963 I want you all to swear it isn't you! 1018 01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:41,336 - Put a sock in it... - Shut up! 1019 01:23:41,509 --> 01:23:45,104 Hands up and repeat after me. Raise your hands, damn it! 1020 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:49,341 - And stand up! - We've already told you we didn't... 1021 01:23:49,517 --> 01:23:54,511 Raise your hands and repeat after me... 1022 01:24:01,596 --> 01:24:03,063 Not you! 1023 01:24:06,134 --> 01:24:08,932 We solemnly swear... 1024 01:24:10,438 --> 01:24:13,669 We solemnly swear... 1025 01:24:13,808 --> 01:24:17,710 That we haven't fucked Sara Hamrell... 1026 01:24:18,580 --> 01:24:22,141 - That...But we have. - I mean recently! 1027 01:24:22,317 --> 01:24:25,377 - Recently, I mean. - I'm not playing this game. 1028 01:24:25,553 --> 01:24:27,350 Stand up! 1029 01:24:29,390 --> 01:24:36,159 We solemnly swear... 1030 01:24:36,331 --> 01:24:39,994 That we haven't fucked Sara Hamrell. 1031 01:24:40,168 --> 01:24:46,232 - That we haven't fucked Sara. - Recently. 1032 01:24:46,841 --> 01:24:52,143 - Who the hell could it be? - Sara... 1033 01:24:53,148 --> 01:24:58,211 Sara... 1034 01:24:58,353 --> 01:25:02,653 - What do you want Sara for? - Wouldn't you like to know? 1035 01:25:02,824 --> 01:25:07,284 - What do you want Sara for? - I'm not telling you. 1036 01:25:07,462 --> 01:25:14,630 -Sara -What the hell? 1037 01:25:15,436 --> 01:25:18,462 So you're the fucker! 1038 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,041 Die, you fucking Santa! 1039 01:25:36,191 --> 01:25:38,352 Sara 1040 01:25:45,867 --> 01:25:49,234 That fucking bastard! 1041 01:26:11,559 --> 01:26:20,797 - Let go, I'm going to kill him! - Stop it! 1042 01:26:21,603 --> 01:26:26,700 - You even fucked Santa Claus! - Stop it! 1043 01:26:26,908 --> 01:26:31,072 I've had artificial insemination! 1044 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,856 I was inseminated when I was in London. 1045 01:26:50,965 --> 01:26:52,830 Time passed... 1046 01:26:54,302 --> 01:26:58,796 We tried. We tried for two whole years. 1047 01:26:59,073 --> 01:27:04,443 I was afraid you couldn't... That you couldn't be a father. 1048 01:27:07,215 --> 01:27:09,775 We've been so happy. 1049 01:27:10,218 --> 01:27:13,745 The kids love you as much I as do. 1050 01:27:15,089 --> 01:27:19,082 - Sara... - I wanted to help nature along. 1051 01:27:21,529 --> 01:27:24,293 I thought you'd be pleased. 1052 01:27:24,999 --> 01:27:31,632 It doesn't matter who the fathered the child 1053 01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:35,705 because this baby is a gift of love to you. 1054 01:27:37,211 --> 01:27:40,009 I did it for your sake. 1055 01:27:41,616 --> 01:27:43,379 For you. 1056 01:27:43,951 --> 01:27:48,251 I thought you'd never find out. 1057 01:27:56,931 --> 01:28:00,025 "ONE YEAR LATER" 1058 01:28:41,776 --> 01:28:45,371 I'm not lactating, so I get to drink. 1059 01:29:09,904 --> 01:29:13,601 - Hi there, Gus! - Is he awake? 1060 01:29:15,943 --> 01:29:17,535 Come here, sweetie. 1061 01:29:17,712 --> 01:29:19,407 Did you have a nice nap? 1062 01:29:22,383 --> 01:29:25,409 Hi! Anything happen yet? 1063 01:29:27,588 --> 01:29:30,921 - This is Ahmed. - Hi, Ahmed. Merry Christmas. 1064 01:29:50,244 --> 01:29:55,204 Well, my dearest family members... 1065 01:29:55,349 --> 01:29:58,443 Once again we are together... 1066 01:29:58,619 --> 01:30:02,453 and that makes me very happy. 1067 01:30:03,858 --> 01:30:09,057 Janne, my love, is here along with out darling baby boy. 1068 01:30:11,566 --> 01:30:18,529 Janne, I have something I'd like to tell you... 1069 01:30:18,706 --> 01:30:22,039 No, no, no! 1070 01:30:22,844 --> 01:30:26,211 Hold on now! 1071 01:30:26,581 --> 01:30:28,674 Listen to me. Please listen! 1072 01:30:29,383 --> 01:30:32,716 Come on! 1073 01:30:35,289 --> 01:30:41,285 Will you give me a break? 1074 01:30:42,196 --> 01:30:44,164 Listen! 1075 01:31:21,435 --> 01:31:26,532 "FOR SALE" 85094