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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,080 - Any of your wishes come true yet? 2 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 - Not yet. 3 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:00,380 Hey, how are you doing, Eddie? 4 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:03,960 - I'm just waiting for that Christmas cheer to kick in. 5 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,300 - Tina's finest. 6 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,880 - All right. 7 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,260 I'm gonna go enjoy these over by the Presidio. 8 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,260 - Okay. 9 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,480 Hi. 10 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:19,940 - Hey you. 11 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,320 - All right, everybody, sit. 12 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,610 Everybody, sit. 13 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:30,910 Rory, I could use an extra set of hands in here. 14 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,660 Come here, guys. 15 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:35,790 There we go, there we go, oh. 16 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,790 You are not gonna butter me up. 17 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,080 No, you're not. 18 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,290 You're just not gonna do it. 19 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:47,130 You smell so much better when you are clean. 20 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,510 - It's only the 1st of December, 21 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:51,510 and it looks like Christmas threw up in here. 22 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:52,510 - Yeah, but, 23 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,520 in a classy way, right? 24 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:58,020 - Right. 25 00:02:58,770 --> 00:03:00,190 - All right, you stay in here and be all cute 26 00:03:00,190 --> 00:03:02,110 and bring me lots of customers, okay? 27 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,820 - Oh, a package came for you. 28 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:07,990 - Yes, they finally came. 29 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:11,780 - Oh my God. 30 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,870 Is that a bowl of penis headbands? 31 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,210 - No, they are reindeer antlers for dogs, see? 32 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,170 - Oh my God, do not put it on! 33 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,460 - It's called marketing. 34 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:26,550 - And to think you can't get a date. 35 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:28,880 - No, not can't, don't want. 36 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,300 That's very, very different. 37 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:36,060 Oh shit, they do look like penises. 38 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,310 - I am gonna head over to Tina's for some coffee. 39 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:39,690 Do you want anything? 40 00:03:39,690 --> 00:03:41,020 - Just my usual. 41 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,320 Oh, and if she has any of those muffins left over, 42 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,530 grab me some more of those. 43 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:46,530 - Yes. 44 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:50,570 - If there's any change left over, 45 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:53,830 could you toss a coin in the fountain for me? 46 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,080 - So you're on a self-imposed man embargo, 47 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,830 but you still want to wish on true love. 48 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:59,000 - Yes, that's right. 49 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,580 Thank you. 50 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:01,830 - See you soon. 51 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,340 - Bye, Rory. - Bye. 52 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,210 - Okay. 53 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 - Oh shit. 54 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,100 Oh, yes, hi. 55 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:21,850 Um... - Sorry, um, um, 56 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:23,770 I'm, I'm closed. 57 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:25,440 I don't open until nine. 58 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,110 - I have to board this cat today. 59 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:28,950 I'll pay double. 60 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,030 I don't mind. 61 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:31,530 - I'm, I'm sorry. 62 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,280 I'm, I'm all booked up. 63 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:35,740 - I. 64 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,200 - Oh honey. - See. 65 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:46,460 - Aren't you beautiful? 66 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:51,550 Oh yeah, you just don't like that carrier very much, do you? 67 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:53,140 - What the hell? 68 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,390 - What? 69 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:57,720 - My great-aunt Sally dropped the cat off 70 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,430 with me last night, and as soon as she left, 71 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,230 this thing went nuts. 72 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,810 - What did she do? 73 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,610 - She peed in my bed. 74 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,900 She scratched my mattress. 75 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,070 What else did she do? 76 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,490 She broke my phone and my tablet. 77 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:17,580 - Maybe she's just upset that she's not at home 78 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:19,410 and missing your aunt. 79 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 What's her name? 80 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,500 - Petunia, but I'm going for Pita, 81 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:27,340 short for pain in the ass. 82 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:32,840 - I'll take her for today only. 83 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:33,840 - Thank you. 84 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640 Thank you. 85 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,640 Name's Keane by the way, Keane Winters. 86 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,640 You are? 87 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,690 - Willa Davis. 88 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:50,030 - Nice to meet you, Willa. 89 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,610 Thank you so much for doing this for me. 90 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:55,780 - I'm doing it for Petunia. 91 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,330 - Right, of course. 92 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:00,620 One little question, 93 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:05,380 do you always wear X-rated headbands? 94 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,960 - Um, 95 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,550 are you referring to my reindeer antlers? 96 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,010 - Right, of course , 97 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:17,300 they're antlers, Christmas. 98 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,060 - Just be sure to pick her up before we close at five. 99 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,390 And please do not be late, 100 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:25,650 because I have a wedding later this evening. 101 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,480 - Hope it's not yours. 102 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,500 - Tell us more about the guy with the cat. 103 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,710 - Are we looking at his ass? 104 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:46,710 - No, we are not looking at his ass. 105 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:51,090 - Well, we are missing out, because wow. 106 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:54,050 - I mean, it really is a really great ass. 107 00:06:54,050 --> 00:06:55,760 - I gave up men, remember? 108 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,760 And he is the start of why. 109 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,760 - Go on. 110 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:00,350 - Wait, you got to tell us, 111 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,520 and I have to go to work soon. 112 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,850 - His name is Keane Winters. 113 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:06,520 We went to high school together. 114 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,110 - Wait, what? 115 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:10,690 You went to high school with him? 116 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,240 How well did you know each other? 117 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,820 - Obviously not well, 118 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,320 so can we change the topic and talk about something else? 119 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,160 What do you guys want to listen to? 120 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,160 - Oh... 121 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:02,750 - Not Christmas music. - Anything but 122 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,750 Christmas music. 123 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,670 - How about this one? 124 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:10,500 - You are a sick woman. 125 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,670 - I know, but you love it. 126 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,540 - "Winters specializes in buying up dilapidated projects 127 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,830 "in prime areas and turning them 128 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,050 "into heart-stopping, must-have properties. 129 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,460 "He doesn't find use for sentimentality, 130 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:59,550 "ruthlessly selling each of them off as he completes them." 131 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,720 Wow. 132 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:06,890 - Dude, we need to get the guys in here this week 133 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,350 to help work on the loft since you 134 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:11,320 and your height phobia thing can't. 135 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:12,980 Are you listening to me? 136 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:14,190 - Sure. 137 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:16,490 - He's not listening to me. 138 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,150 - No, not a single word. 139 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,570 Well, maybe he'll listen to me. 140 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:21,160 Did you get the link I sent you, boss, 141 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,700 the article on you in the newspaper? 142 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:27,210 Hello, we're getting tons of offers because of it. 143 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,710 - I got to go. 144 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,540 I got to go pick up the cat, and I can't be late. 145 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:33,170 - Well, I can grab her for you. 146 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:37,220 What, okay, I offer to do nice stuff all the time. 147 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,510 - Okay, yeah? - Uh-huh. 148 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,680 - Name one, name one time. 149 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,680 Oh great. 150 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600 - Hey. 151 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:48,890 - Hey. 152 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:50,060 - Do you know where Willa is? 153 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:50,860 - No, no, no, no, no! 154 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,110 Come on, come on! 155 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,520 Shit! 156 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:58,530 Dammit! 157 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:00,030 Come on! 158 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,910 - It's not the gun. 159 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,410 It's the operator. 160 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:06,120 - No, it's broken, actually. 161 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,040 - Hmm, hmm. 162 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:12,920 No, you're just out of staples. 163 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,210 - Oh. 164 00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:21,430 - You do know this is only three-feet high, right? 165 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:23,140 - Yeah, it's perfect. 166 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,560 - In what universe is that perfect? 167 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,310 - It's a dog wedding. 168 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:34,270 - There's gonna be a dog wedding here, in the courtyard? 169 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,070 - In less than an hour, if I don't manage 170 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:39,990 to mess everything up. 171 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,240 Oh, I'm the wedding planner. 172 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,490 - That's great. 173 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,290 So where's the little terror? 174 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,580 - Oh you mean Petunia? 175 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,080 - Yeah. 176 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,130 - Oh, she's in the shop, sleeping in the warmest place 177 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,960 in between Macaroni and Luna, 178 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,170 two of the pets that I'm babysitting. 179 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:00,170 - No. 180 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,680 Now that's Photoshopped, right? 181 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,680 - No. 182 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,470 Oh thank God, Spence and Archer are here. 183 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,350 - The wedding dogs? 184 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:11,770 - No, two of my best friends. 185 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,440 - Hey, you here for the groom or the bride? 186 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 - Neither. 187 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,610 - Whoo, tough crowd. 188 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:20,780 Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, 189 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,030 no, no, no, no, no. - What's going on? 190 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,700 - I have a wedding cake emergency. 191 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,450 Oh no, I have way too much to do. 192 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,120 Fuck, I got to... - Go ahead. 193 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,960 I'll take care of this. 194 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:31,790 - Seriously? 195 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:32,790 - Yeah. 196 00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:36,040 - It's got to be perfect. 197 00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:37,300 Are you sure? 198 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,510 I mean, this is a very discerning bride. 199 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:41,380 She likes things very, very specific. 200 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:45,680 - I think I can manage it. 201 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,560 - Okay, if you're positive, 202 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,220 and I'll just be right back. 203 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,060 - No problem. 204 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,140 - Okay, thank you. 205 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,060 - You know, the last guy she dated played games 206 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,230 with her head. 207 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,980 - They never did find the body, did they? 208 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,200 - Good to know. 209 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,900 Great talk, guys. 210 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,160 I'm gonna finish this dog gazebo now. 211 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,410 - The carob is melting faster now, 212 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,200 so they can't write on the cake. 213 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,040 - Don't worry, you know I got you. 214 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,670 - All right, what's with the weird vibe? 215 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:17,000 - We're just making sure this guy passes muster, 216 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,840 you know, after Ethan. 217 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:21,720 - No, no, no, he's not a date. 218 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:23,680 He's not a future date. 219 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,680 And he sure shit is not a past date, okay? 220 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:28,600 - Yeah. - Good. 221 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,850 Thank you very much for your help. 222 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,020 I really appreciate it. - You're welcome. 223 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,020 But I... - How do you know 224 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,860 I'm not a future date? 225 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,450 - You know, excuse me, 226 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:45,240 the wedding's gonna start really soon. 227 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,180 Good night, thanks for your help. 228 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,100 - Need help? 229 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:55,850 - That's not necessary. 230 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,980 - Because I'm not a present or a future? 231 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:04,450 - Not it, it's more like, um... 232 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:16,540 What was that? 233 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,960 - Animal magnetism. 234 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:27,470 - I'm gonna, I'm gonna go get Petunia for you. 235 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,390 Thank you for the help. 236 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:30,850 - Yeah. 237 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,850 - You know, they really do make a good-looking couple. 238 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,810 - I like that lipstick shade on you. 239 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,570 - Yeah, back to hot-as-balls guy, 240 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,150 more info, please. 241 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,820 - Are you hoping he'll show up this morning? 242 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,660 - No, the same answer I've had every other morning 243 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,750 since the poodle wedding. 244 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,910 - Few years old. 245 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:57,710 - You're gonna want to see this. 246 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,830 - No, I'm not. 247 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,250 - No, really, you want to see this. 248 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,210 He's in a suit. 249 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,380 - What? - Yup. 250 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,840 - My eyes don't know what to do with themselves. 251 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,340 - He looks good in clothes. 252 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,010 - I can't decide which is the hotter look for him, 253 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:12,060 hot and suited up or hot and in Levi's. 254 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,270 - Yeah, it might be a draw. 255 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,560 - So you do like him. 256 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,190 - No, but I mean, I'm not dead, look at him. 257 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,020 Swipe the panic 258 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:20,900 off your face 259 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,230 and add a smile. 260 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,780 - Am I interrupting? 261 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,700 - Hi. 262 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,030 - Hi, tell me you have time for Pita, today. 263 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,700 - Keane? 264 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040 - Yeah? 265 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:37,210 - Just checking, I wasn't sure if you had an identical twin. 266 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:40,210 - Yes, and the cat hates both of us. 267 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,260 - You're welcome. 268 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,220 - Interesting. 269 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,220 - I'm not kissing you. 270 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,100 - No, but if you take Pita, I'll kiss you. 271 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,980 - That's not necessary. 272 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,560 - Okay. 273 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,980 Do we know each other? 274 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:08,160 - Why, do you remember me from somewhere? 275 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,820 - No, no, never mind. 276 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,580 Please, I got a closing I got to get to. 277 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,750 Thank you. - Don't be late. 278 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,330 - Or else what? 279 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,340 Have a good day. 280 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,340 - Hello. 281 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,470 Oh come here. 282 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:27,470 - So? 283 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,800 Obviously, there's more to the story. 284 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,470 - He stood me up in high school. 285 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,720 Being stood up like that, 286 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,520 by him at that particular time in my life was 287 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,730 memorably traumatic. 288 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,320 And you guys remember the torture of high school. 289 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,150 Maybe you don't, because you were popular like Keane was, 290 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:33,330 but I, on the other hand, was completely invisible. 291 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:34,830 It just 292 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,830 really did a number on my self-esteem. 293 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:41,500 - Okay, we stay mad at him then. 294 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080 - Thank you. 295 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,770 Oh you're a good boy, aren't you? 296 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:01,850 Yes, you are. 297 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,440 Who's a good boy? 298 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,360 - I do have my moments. 299 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,610 - I didn't hear you come in. 300 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240 You changed. 301 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360 - I did. 302 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,740 You know, I was working on electricity for part of the day. 303 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:19,370 - Hey, Rory, can you come take Carl for me? 304 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960 - Sure thing. 305 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,210 Up! 306 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,710 Good job! 307 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,380 - I'm sorry I was late. 308 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,970 I'll pay late fees. 309 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:30,470 - It's fine. 310 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,090 It was just a few minutes. 311 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,890 Besides, I wouldn't have wanted you to get zapped 312 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,560 by electricity or anything like that 313 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,220 if you were rushing. 314 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,980 - You run a smart business. 315 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,110 You know that? 316 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,820 What you've built. 317 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:57,410 - Any news on your aunt? 318 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,330 - No, unfortunately. 319 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,250 Okay, please tell me your secret with her. 320 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,590 - Oh I just speak the same language, I guess. 321 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,930 - And what language is that? 322 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:15,430 - The language of loneliness. 323 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,810 Something a man like you wouldn't understand. 324 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,520 - You'd be surprised. 325 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,950 Have dinner with me. 326 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,370 - Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. 327 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:44,500 I wasn't angling for a date. 328 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,380 - Oh, I know. 329 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,000 It's just that I'm here, and I want to keep talking to you. 330 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,130 And my stomach is growling at me like a wild beast, 331 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:55,470 and I can hear yours, too, so let's go eat. 332 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,550 - Just like that? 333 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,470 - Yeah, just like that. 334 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:01,480 - Maybe I don't like you. 335 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:02,980 - Maybe? 336 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,480 - I haven't decided yet. 337 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,190 - Okay. 338 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:13,200 Let me know when you do. 339 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,820 You ready? 340 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,910 You know she's just ornery enough 341 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:23,370 to knock herself off the seat and then die 342 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,670 and then come back to haunt me. 343 00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:27,340 Hell, no, I'm not... 344 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:32,090 I'm sorry. 345 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,220 I just need to drop Pita off at home. 346 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,610 Okay. 347 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,530 Come on, Pita. 348 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,360 - You live here? 349 00:20:57,570 --> 00:21:00,870 - Um, well, it's one of my renovation projects. 350 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,290 It's also my office. - Wow. 351 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:06,460 - And where I temporarily park my head at night. 352 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,250 You want to see inside? 353 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,300 Okay. 354 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:16,970 - Oh wow. 355 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,220 - All right. 356 00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:23,810 Come on, Pita. 357 00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:32,570 All right, stay in there then. 358 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,780 - It's beautiful. 359 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:40,780 It's one of the most beautiful homes I've ever seen. 360 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,990 There aren't any holiday decorations. 361 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,160 - No, no time. 362 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,750 I got three projects going on right now. 363 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,420 This is one of them. 364 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,670 - Not even a Christmas tree? 365 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,760 - Not even a Christmas tree. 366 00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:01,600 - So how did you get into all of this? 367 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:04,350 - Well, 368 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,940 I begged and borrowed 369 00:22:08,190 --> 00:22:10,860 and stole money for the first fallen property. 370 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,270 I just worked my ass off not 371 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,940 to lose my shorts over the deal. 372 00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:18,370 - Well, it's amazing. 373 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:22,370 - Yeah, I've had this place the longest. 374 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:26,960 It's taken the most work of any other project. 375 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,130 I really need to put it on the market, though. 376 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,170 I should've done it by now. 377 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:33,170 - Maybe you're attached. 378 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,630 - I don't get attached. 379 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,140 - Ever? 380 00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:40,470 - No. 381 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,640 Ingrate. 382 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:49,020 You ready? 383 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,020 - Mm-hmm. 384 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,900 - Thank you. 385 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:55,990 I'm good. 386 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:03,160 Do you go nuts for all the holidays or just Christmas? 387 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,410 - All of 'em. 388 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:08,670 - Wow, that's a lot of work. 389 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,580 - It's kind of holdover from when I was a kid, 390 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,500 'cause we didn't always get to celebrate 'em. 391 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,550 And so I guess I'm just making up for it now. 392 00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:19,090 - Your parents didn't like 'em. 393 00:23:20,430 --> 00:23:23,010 - No, um, my dad actually got himself killed 394 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,060 when I was two, and he was out hunting. 395 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:31,190 And my mom, she had me when she was really young, 396 00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:35,070 like really young, and just was never really cut out 397 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:37,030 for the parenting thing. 398 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,360 She would always go crazy, 399 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,950 and then I would end up back in the system. 400 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,540 - How long were you in the system? 401 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,290 - At least once a year, till I was 18. 402 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,460 - Wow. 403 00:23:56,050 --> 00:24:00,130 Then I'm glad you're treating yourself to the holidays. 404 00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:04,390 - What about you? 405 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:05,970 - What about me what? 406 00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:07,270 - The holidays? 407 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,400 - I was a late-in-life, unhappy surprise 408 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,610 to a couple of college professors 409 00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:19,450 who had had two daughters already. 410 00:24:20,410 --> 00:24:21,990 They were really into their work, 411 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,790 and the holidays got in the way of that work. 412 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,830 - Do you still talk to them? 413 00:24:28,830 --> 00:24:31,420 - No, not as much as we should. 414 00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:34,340 I mean, I barely even knew I had a great-aunt Sally 415 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,630 until she showed up on my doorstep two weeks ago. 416 00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:37,630 - Really? 417 00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,510 - Yeah , some family feud 418 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,840 between my grandma and Sally 419 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:45,180 that split the family. 420 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:47,850 - Sorry, that's too bad. 421 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:52,100 - Well, I'm pretty sure we would've drifted apart anyway. 422 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:56,360 We're not much for emotions, us Winterses. 423 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,560 - You don't really need to find a parking space. 424 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,810 I can just get out here, 425 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:32,390 but thank you so much for dinner, thanks. 426 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,400 - Willa. 427 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:46,410 Willa, wait! 428 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,710 Wait, hey, why do you keep running from me? 429 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,920 I'm missing something here, 430 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,840 something big, I think. 431 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:05,760 Just tell me, no more games, okay? 432 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,360 - We went to high school together 433 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,060 for a year. 434 00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,610 - What? 435 00:26:18,530 --> 00:26:20,440 - You were this popular football player, 436 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,030 and I was a nobody. 437 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:27,030 It was the Sadie Hawkins Dance. 438 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:28,870 You were the only person I wanted to invite, 439 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,960 out of every guy in the whole school. 440 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,710 But I was new, and I didn't have any friends 441 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:38,880 to talk me out of it. 442 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,890 That was my first and my last dance. 443 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:02,240 - Okay, please run that by me one more time. 444 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,990 - No, I'm not gonna say it again. 445 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:07,910 It's hard enough to live through, 446 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,790 let alone say out loud. 447 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,580 - Why don't I remember you? 448 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,340 - 'Cause you're an asshole? 449 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,800 I don't, I don't really know. 450 00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:24,760 What about me is so forgettable? 451 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:29,260 - You are the most unforgettable person I've ever met. 452 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:30,930 - Don't say that. 453 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:33,350 - Tell me what I said that day. 454 00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:36,100 - You said, "Sounds cool." 455 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:42,150 And I floated home. 456 00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:43,150 I didn't have a dress. 457 00:27:43,150 --> 00:27:44,700 I didn't have shoes. 458 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:47,700 I didn't even have money to buy a ticket for the dance. 459 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,450 But somehow, I got myself to be worthy enough 460 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,290 for a date with Keane Winters. 461 00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:58,880 - I don't remember. 462 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:01,550 18-year-old guys are assholes. 463 00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:04,130 And I'm sure I was one of them. 464 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:07,680 Tell me the rest. 465 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:10,810 - There's nothing more to say. 466 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:13,730 You never showed. 467 00:28:14,810 --> 00:28:16,980 And you never looked at me again. 468 00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:21,020 And that's the end of the story, 469 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,070 then and now. 470 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,600 - Wow, an actual purr? 471 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,680 Be careful, you may start to like me. 472 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:58,520 Ouch, okay, still not friends, come on. 473 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,290 Pita. 474 00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:22,210 Pita. 475 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,320 And you're sweating like me this high. 476 00:29:48,490 --> 00:29:49,490 Almost there. 477 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:50,780 Oh that's fine. 478 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:01,960 Oh yeah, yeah. 479 00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:08,510 Oh no, that wasn't cool. 480 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:16,600 Keane Winters, cat for sale. 481 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,190 - Are you selling my cat? 482 00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,690 - Sorry, bad joke. 483 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520 God, am I glad to hear from you, 484 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,610 been calling. 485 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,480 - I know, I'm outside. 486 00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:27,650 May I come in? 487 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,280 - Of course. 488 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,030 Well, you don't have to call first. 489 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,700 - I didn't want to interrupt any meetings 490 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,540 you might have have had with women. 491 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:38,040 - Oh well, I'll just make sure to keep all the women locked 492 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,870 in my bedroom, while you're here. 493 00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:42,380 It's a joke, Sally. 494 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:43,460 It's just me. 495 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,970 Good morning. 496 00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:49,970 - Petunia! 497 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:51,510 Come to Mommy! 498 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,140 Oh Petunia! 499 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:57,020 Oh sweetheart, oh my little sweetheart. 500 00:30:58,180 --> 00:31:01,310 You know, Keane, you do beautiful work. 501 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,150 I've never understood your parents contempt 502 00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:06,820 for what you do with your hands. 503 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:09,240 - How are you feeling? 504 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,410 - Listen, I'm sorry about this, Keane. 505 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:16,830 For Petunia. 506 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:18,910 - But I thought you were... 507 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:19,870 - I've got a special blanket, too. 508 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:22,080 She'll need it for nap times. 509 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,750 - Sally, what's going on? 510 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,840 - Now, listen, I'm sorry. 511 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,170 I can't take her back quite yet. 512 00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,930 I need you to keep her a little longer. 513 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:33,930 Do you think you can do that without selling her? 514 00:31:33,930 --> 00:31:36,100 - I was just kidding about that. 515 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,430 What do you need? 516 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:40,020 - I need you to make this transition for her 517 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,690 as easy as possible. 518 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,190 Tuna's her favorite food. 519 00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:45,270 - Okay, done. 520 00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:48,110 What can I do for you now? 521 00:31:48,110 --> 00:31:51,360 - You know, Keane, I never got a chance 522 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,240 to get to know you as a child. 523 00:31:55,450 --> 00:31:58,040 My few memories of you are all from Christmas. 524 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,750 Those are beautiful memories for me. 525 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,210 Those memories were filled with love. 526 00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:04,750 And it's that love, 527 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,260 that's why I chose you to care for my Petunia. 528 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,380 Do forgive me, Keane. 529 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,970 It's Christmas, and I'm banking 530 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:17,140 on the goodwill of the season 531 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:20,770 to maybe make you more inclined to forgive me. 532 00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:22,980 - I am inclined to forgive you. 533 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,400 - You two take good care of each other. 534 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,980 I'll be in touch with you soon. 535 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,740 Thank you, Keane. 536 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,340 - Hi. 537 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,960 - Hi, where's Pita? 538 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,630 - I came here to see you. 539 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,850 Will you forgive me, Willa? 540 00:32:58,850 --> 00:33:00,350 Look, it's Christmas, 541 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:03,440 and I'm hoping the season will make you more inclined 542 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,600 to forgive me. 543 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:10,320 And if you asked me to the dance today, 544 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,610 I'd say yes, in a heartbeat. 545 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,620 - I forgive you. 546 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:22,830 - You're not opening for another hour, right? 547 00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:23,830 - Right. 548 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:25,790 - Okay, have coffee with me. 549 00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:26,880 That's your jacket? 550 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,880 Okay, yeah. 551 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,180 - Tina. - Hey, Tina. 552 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,180 - Oh. 553 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:46,810 - Been a while since you were here with a man, honey. 554 00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:49,820 You know I didn't like your last one. 555 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,740 But I do like this one. 556 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,030 Haven't seen you much this week. 557 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:56,990 How is that Vallejo Street project coming? 558 00:33:56,990 --> 00:33:58,070 - Almost done. 559 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080 - Mm-hmm. 560 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,330 - Yeah. 561 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,080 - You've been saying that for months. 562 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,330 - I know. 563 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:03,660 - I think he's grown a little too attached. 564 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,710 - You and me both. 565 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,670 - Not likely. 566 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:08,750 How are the muffins this morning? 567 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,340 - Out of this world 568 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:12,710 and don't doubt it for a single second. 569 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,170 - I'll take two of those and a coffee, please. 570 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:16,090 - Yes, you will. 571 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,390 - I know it's out there. 572 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,730 I don't know if it's out there for me. 573 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,100 - But you're the one who wants everyone 574 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:29,770 to believe in the magic of Christmas. 575 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:32,190 - Yeah, but it's different. 576 00:34:33,610 --> 00:34:35,570 I mean, Christmastime has a positive connotation. 577 00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:37,620 It brings warmth and joy. 578 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:39,700 It comes the same time every year, 579 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,540 no matter the weather. 580 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:42,910 - Good point. 581 00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,410 - You can count on it. 582 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,290 - But not on love? 583 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:51,960 See, I don't think it's always like that. 584 00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:56,130 For some people, love is real and long-lasting. 585 00:34:58,550 --> 00:34:59,720 - But not you? 586 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,480 - I just don't feel things deeply. 587 00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:10,320 - I don't know if I believe that. 588 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:13,480 I mean, I've seen the way you are with Petunia. 589 00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:14,900 - Right, exactly. 590 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:17,740 You've seen me dump her on you. 591 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,070 - Just when you're working. 592 00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:22,490 You've never asked me to board her overnight. 593 00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:24,330 - You board overnight? 594 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,330 - You know what I mean. 595 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:27,580 She frustrates you. 596 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,750 But you still spend the time and the money 597 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,420 to make sure that she's well taken care of. 598 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:33,760 - 'Cause she's my aunt's cat. 599 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,010 - Even more so. 600 00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:38,300 You hardly know your aunt, but still you took on a cat 601 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,930 without question or qualm. 602 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:41,680 - Oh there was qualm, 603 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,770 loads and loads of qualm. 604 00:35:48,350 --> 00:35:49,350 - Okay, um, 605 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,690 so what are we doing here? 606 00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:56,490 You, 607 00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,160 what are you doing here with me? 608 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,660 - I think I can feel it, too. 609 00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:08,210 I'm good at now. 610 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,050 I can handle a now. 611 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,550 - Because you don't attach. 612 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:19,970 - Right. 613 00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:25,180 - Oh. 614 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,480 - Oh! 615 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:31,980 What are you looking for? 616 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:32,980 - A coin. 617 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:36,320 I want make a wish. 618 00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:39,150 - Huh. 619 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,410 How often do you toss a coin in the fountain? 620 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,910 - Every time I walk by. 621 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,910 - What do you wish for? 622 00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:48,910 - Well, 623 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:54,500 legend states that if you make a wish with a true heart, 624 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:57,340 then true love will find you. 625 00:36:58,170 --> 00:37:00,340 Since it hasn't found me yet, 626 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,720 I'll wish for someone else. 627 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,680 - Who? 628 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:06,350 - You. 629 00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:08,520 You got any change? 630 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,530 - Huh, I'll tell you what. 631 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:18,030 I'll make a wish for you. 632 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,250 And this is my first time, I'll have you know. 633 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,040 - This is your first time making a wish? 634 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,130 - That was my first time. 635 00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:39,300 - Because you don't believe in true love? 636 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,220 - For some people, yes. 637 00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,720 For me, not so much. 638 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,560 Come on. 639 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:53,900 Come on! 640 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:56,650 - Bad news. 641 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,820 It's Sally. 642 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,320 Her doctor called. 643 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:04,570 - Is she all right? 644 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:07,580 - Yes, but she has to go into an assisted living facility. 645 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,580 And she can't take care of herself anymore. 646 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,830 And they have a place for her. 647 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,960 It's the one that she wants. 648 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,590 But she doesn't have the money. 649 00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,340 - Tell them I'll have it today. 650 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:19,170 - Girdle your loins, there's more. 651 00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:22,340 She can't have a pet at this facility. 652 00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:27,010 Oh my God. 653 00:38:28,270 --> 00:38:29,850 Have fun with that. 654 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:48,660 - I don't want to be here very badly. 655 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,960 - Okay. 656 00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,540 Oh, here. 657 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,300 - I miss Petunia. 658 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,630 I'm glad you've got her, though. 659 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,220 - Me too. 660 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:07,220 - She's not easy to love. 661 00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:10,230 But love is what she needs, 662 00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:11,890 especially now, 663 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:15,310 especially for Christmas. 664 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,360 Thank you, Keane. 665 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,070 I'm just gonna put my head down. 666 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:23,160 - Okay, you need some help? 667 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,160 - Hmm, you can cover me. 668 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,330 - Here you go. - Thank you. 669 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,420 - You're welcome. 670 00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:51,600 - Mistletoe, $1. 671 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,520 Mistletoe, mistletoe for $1. 672 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,230 Hi, Willa. 673 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:58,730 - Hi. 674 00:39:58,730 --> 00:39:59,900 - I'm just waiting for my Christmas cheer to kick in. 675 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,900 Mistletoe, $1! 676 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,030 - You know what, you guys? 677 00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:04,950 You keep going, and I'll catch up, okay? 678 00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:05,780 - Okay. 679 00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,740 - I'll see you in a sec. 680 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,200 - Mistletoe, just $1. 681 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,230 ♪ Up on the rooftop, ♪ reindeer's paws ♪ 682 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,900 ♪ Out jumps good ♪ old Santa Claus ♪ 683 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,570 ♪ Down through the chimney, ♪ with lots of toys ♪ 684 00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:48,160 ♪ All for the little ♪ ones' Christmas joys ♪ 685 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,410 ♪ Ho ho ho ♪ 686 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:50,660 ♪ Who wouldn't go ♪ 687 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:51,990 ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ 688 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,580 ♪ Who wouldn't go ♪ up on a housetop ♪ 689 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,080 ♪ Click, click, click ♪ 690 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,130 ♪ Down through the ♪ chimney, good Saint Nick ♪ 691 00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:02,590 - Yes! 692 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,260 - Thank you very much. 693 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:09,680 - That was beautiful. 694 00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:11,270 It was great. 695 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,520 - Hi. 696 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,020 - Hi, I didn't know you had singing talents. 697 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,360 I'm surprised and impressed. 698 00:41:23,610 --> 00:41:24,610 - Thank you. 699 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,450 What are you doing here? 700 00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:30,290 - Dance with me. 701 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,830 - Oh no, no, I'm much worse 702 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:34,460 on the dance floor, actually. 703 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:35,460 - Come on. 704 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,330 Give me a shot. 705 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,880 Come on. 706 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:51,010 - I'm beginning to think that... 707 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,730 - What's that? 708 00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:02,230 - You're a little bit like those chocolate bars I keep 709 00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:05,240 in my fridge in case of emergencies. 710 00:42:06,410 --> 00:42:07,660 - Irresistible? 711 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:10,410 - Bad for me. 712 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,420 - You're scared. 713 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:22,760 - I'm terrified. 714 00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:29,760 - There's nothing to fear. 715 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,930 - Is that because we're just, um, two 716 00:42:37,350 --> 00:42:40,690 consenting adults with animal magnetism? 717 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,740 This is a now thing, 718 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:53,790 just some good old-fashioned fun. 719 00:43:02,090 --> 00:43:03,090 - No. 720 00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:09,970 Nothing I feel about you is old-fashioned. 721 00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:29,910 - Oh! 722 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:32,160 Oh, look at it! 723 00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:36,960 Oh this is some wonderful Christmas cheer. 724 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,460 Merry Christmas! 725 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:42,460 I love this! 726 00:43:51,430 --> 00:43:54,180 - It's from Eddie, the homeless guy 727 00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:56,680 that lives in the alley behind the courtyard. 728 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,680 - Okay. 729 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,190 - You know, I was trying to get him into a shelter, 730 00:44:00,190 --> 00:44:01,270 but he wants to stay where he is. 731 00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:02,270 - Okay. 732 00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:21,710 - It's that damn mistletoe. 733 00:44:21,710 --> 00:44:23,790 - It's not the mistletoe. 734 00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:33,050 Good night. 735 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,480 You got it? 736 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,320 All right, here you go. 737 00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:50,570 Jesus Christ. 738 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,040 Aunt Sally. 739 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,500 - Hello, Keane? 740 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,250 Goddamn new-fangled phone, can't here a damned thing. 741 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,250 - You don't have to bring the phone up 742 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:06,500 to your mouth like that. - What? 743 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:07,840 - You can just talk normal. 744 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,840 Oh my God, just give me, 745 00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:11,550 give me a second. 746 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:13,180 I am talking normal. 747 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:14,350 I'm calling for Petunia. 748 00:45:14,350 --> 00:45:16,010 Put her on the line. 749 00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:20,770 - Uh, Aunt Sally, I'm gonna call you right back, okay. 750 00:45:20,770 --> 00:45:22,440 I have to take this other call. 751 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,610 - Is there something wrong? - Oh shit. 752 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:41,710 - Hey. 753 00:45:42,710 --> 00:45:44,790 - I woke you up, I'm sorry. 754 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:47,550 - No, actually, I'm babysitting. 755 00:45:49,210 --> 00:45:51,380 - I got a problem. 756 00:45:52,470 --> 00:45:53,970 - Aren't you supposed to call a doctor 757 00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:57,260 if that problem persists for more than four hours? 758 00:45:57,260 --> 00:46:00,060 - No, not that kind of problem. 759 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,310 I can't find Pita, 760 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,730 and I think she could be trapped in a vent. 761 00:46:02,730 --> 00:46:04,560 - I'll be right there. 762 00:46:11,650 --> 00:46:14,490 Search and rescue at your service. 763 00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:16,070 It's okay. 764 00:46:16,410 --> 00:46:18,080 I'll put you in here, okay. 765 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:19,950 Oh. 766 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,790 You're, um, you're wearing a tool belt. 767 00:46:26,590 --> 00:46:28,000 That's very sexy. 768 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,170 - Good to know. 769 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,970 - Okay, now you stay here and be a good boy, 770 00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:36,090 and I'll give you a treat, okay. 771 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,760 - Does that apply to all the males in the room? 772 00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:42,770 - No, you got to stay, stay. 773 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,520 Good boy. 774 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:48,440 - She went in there. 775 00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:50,690 - And where does it lead? 776 00:46:50,690 --> 00:46:52,030 - The den. 777 00:46:52,030 --> 00:46:53,700 I pulled the vent cover from that one, too, 778 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,620 and she won't come out. 779 00:46:56,990 --> 00:46:58,780 - Yeah, chances are she probably can't turn around. 780 00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:01,540 She's a little on the husky side. 781 00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:04,370 Petunia! 782 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,960 Petunia! 783 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:08,800 - You're killin' me. 784 00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:10,380 - Pita! 785 00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:11,710 Pita! 786 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,470 - I'm sure that's it. 787 00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:17,220 Wait, okay, stand back. 788 00:47:18,470 --> 00:47:20,890 - What are you doing with that? 789 00:47:20,890 --> 00:47:22,140 - I'm gonna tear down the wall. 790 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,480 - Okay, Paul Bunyan, let's just take a minute 791 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,150 and let me try this first, okay? 792 00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:29,730 - Okay. - Hey, Petunia. 793 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:32,820 Hey, I know that you can't turn around, 794 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:34,820 and that probably makes you very unhappy, 795 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:38,990 but I need you to push through and come to me, okay. 796 00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:41,740 - Hate to break it to you, but you finally found someone 797 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:44,000 as stubborn and obstinate... 798 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,710 - I think I got ya! 799 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:48,710 Oh yeah, poor baby. 800 00:47:51,590 --> 00:47:55,760 That's probably very traumatizing for you, wasn't it? 801 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,390 - Hugely, you should hold me. 802 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,520 - All right, go ahead. 803 00:48:02,350 --> 00:48:04,100 - You're welcome, princess. 804 00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:05,770 Don't go back in there. 805 00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:07,850 We got to call Aunt Sally. 806 00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:09,690 - Oh how is she doing? 807 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,030 - She's in an assisted living facility that, um, 808 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:16,360 doesn't allow pets. 809 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,790 - Um , 810 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,290 I've a really busy day today 811 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:25,460 at the shop. - Really? 812 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:28,130 Yeah, it's a Santa extravaganza. 813 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,210 - Santa extravaganza, huh? 814 00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:31,630 - Yeah, it's a really big moneymaker, 815 00:48:31,630 --> 00:48:34,800 and I give half the profits to the local shelter, 816 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,260 Boys and Buddies. 817 00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:39,140 They really need the money, and I really got 818 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:41,640 to get out of here. - Well, that's... 819 00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:46,980 - The dog. 820 00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:48,650 - The dog. 821 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,920 - I'm gonna be right back, okay? 822 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,920 - Okay. 823 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:32,020 - Willa! 824 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:37,030 Why is it always something high up? 825 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:39,700 Oh fuck! 826 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:42,620 - Keane? 827 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,120 - Yeah. 828 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:57,880 Oh fuck, oh fuck, this is high. 829 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,010 What the hell? 830 00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:02,550 - What the hell what? 831 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,480 - Oh my God, what are we doing on the damn rooftop? 832 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,140 - I come up here when I want to be alone. 833 00:50:09,150 --> 00:50:10,810 Are you afraid of heights? 834 00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:11,810 - No. 835 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,980 No, no, I'm not afraid of heights. 836 00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,030 - Yeah, you are. 837 00:50:16,030 --> 00:50:18,070 You're afraid of heights. 838 00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:20,240 - Yeah, yeah, okay. 839 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,530 Maybe I'm terrified of them. 840 00:50:22,530 --> 00:50:26,040 - You came all the way up here to save me? 841 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,750 - No, I think I'm the one who needs saving. 842 00:50:30,670 --> 00:50:31,670 - You know how you're supposed 843 00:50:31,670 --> 00:50:34,090 to face a really big fear, right? 844 00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:35,590 - No. 845 00:50:36,590 --> 00:50:40,180 - You just got to concentrate on something else. 846 00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:22,930 Was that enough of a distraction for you? 847 00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:29,850 - If I say no, will you distract me again? 848 00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:42,110 That was the best rooftop sex I've ever had. 849 00:53:46,870 --> 00:53:49,370 Yeah, it was also the only rooftop sex I've ever had. 850 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,790 - It was pretty good rooftop sex. 851 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,800 You know, we don't have to do this. 852 00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:04,380 - Do what? 853 00:54:05,890 --> 00:54:07,090 - You just really don't have 854 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:09,970 to do the whole awkward after thing. 855 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,990 - Maybe I'm a sucker for the awkward after. 856 00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:37,420 - I'm trying to give you an out here. 857 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,420 You know, you, 858 00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:45,590 you don't really attach, 859 00:54:49,350 --> 00:54:51,600 and I don't really lock in. 860 00:54:54,850 --> 00:54:57,850 I mean, really there's the pet shop, 861 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,820 and customers come and go, dogs, guys. 862 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,450 Really the only constant that I have are my friends. 863 00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:12,700 So... 864 00:55:16,210 --> 00:55:17,210 I should go. 865 00:55:21,630 --> 00:55:25,800 - I'm gonna call bullshit on that not locking in thing. 866 00:55:30,050 --> 00:55:31,720 You're smart, Willa. 867 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:36,310 If you want to lock in, as you call it, you would. 868 00:55:41,730 --> 00:55:44,030 - Thanks for a great night. 869 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,740 You know, for no strings attached, 870 00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:50,580 it was pretty amazing. 871 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,420 Do you need help getting down? 872 00:56:05,550 --> 00:56:07,890 - Over my dead body. 873 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:28,240 - I'm going to need a detailed report 874 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,030 of what went down last night. 875 00:56:30,030 --> 00:56:32,120 - I have so many problems. 876 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,290 - If you think having a hot guy want you is a problem, 877 00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:35,790 then we need to talk. 878 00:56:35,790 --> 00:56:37,620 Did Keane screw your brains out on the rooftop last night? 879 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,040 And if so, was he amaze-balls? 880 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,290 - Wait, wait, wait. 881 00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:42,750 You had sex on the roof of O'Riley's? 882 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:44,550 - It was a one-time thing. 883 00:56:44,550 --> 00:56:47,220 - That is not what we asked you. 884 00:56:47,630 --> 00:56:48,380 - Yes. 885 00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:49,380 - Ooh! - Yes. 886 00:56:50,050 --> 00:56:51,260 - So what about a round two? 887 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:53,640 - No, Keane is not round-two material. 888 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,060 - Honey, let me tell you something about yourself 889 00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:56,560 that you don't know. 890 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,480 When you lie, you speak in an octave reserved for dogs. 891 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,310 - If we're gonna talk about my love life, 892 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,150 correction, my sex life, not love, 893 00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,440 what about you and Archer? 894 00:57:07,450 --> 00:57:08,490 There's obviously something going on there. 895 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,910 - Never gonna happen. 896 00:57:09,910 --> 00:57:12,070 - You and Archer cause electric fires to break out 897 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,580 when you so much pass by each other. 898 00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:16,750 - You've heard of opposites attract? 899 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:20,920 Me and Archer, we're a classic case of opposites distract. 900 00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,130 Plus, we don't even like each other. 901 00:57:23,130 --> 00:57:24,130 - Right. 902 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,340 - We don't. 903 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:26,590 - Oh, I'm sorry. 904 00:57:26,590 --> 00:57:28,970 What was that about higher octaves? 905 00:57:28,970 --> 00:57:29,970 - Nothing. 906 00:57:33,010 --> 00:57:35,930 - All right, you adorable, little beast. 907 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,850 Let's make some magic together. 908 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:40,270 - Or make some magic with me? 909 00:57:41,690 --> 00:57:45,190 - Oh don't you use your sex voice in here. 910 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,780 You know I had fun the other night. 911 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:50,150 - Me too. 912 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,280 - Twice. 913 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,160 - You mean three times. 914 00:57:54,870 --> 00:57:56,120 - You were counting? 915 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,000 - Oh come on, we both know it was four. 916 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000 - Keane! 917 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:01,460 Why'd you go so fast? 918 00:58:02,630 --> 00:58:03,540 - Aunt Sally, this is Willa Davis, 919 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:05,380 the owner of the shop. 920 00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:07,880 - It's lovely to meet you. 921 00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:10,300 - You're the friend who has my Petunia? 922 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,800 - I do, and she is safe and sound 923 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,550 as always whenever she's here. 924 00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:14,560 - As always? 925 00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:16,180 - As always. 926 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,890 - Well, where is she? 927 00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:21,520 - Oh she's just over here, see? 928 00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:26,480 - Oh my. 929 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,400 - She really likes to be 930 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,990 in the window where she can 931 00:58:28,990 --> 00:58:31,700 see out into the world. - Oh Petunia! 932 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,200 Oh, yes, she does. 933 00:58:34,870 --> 00:58:36,240 You're brilliant. 934 00:58:37,410 --> 00:58:40,080 You better be a good girl for Keane, okay. 935 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,420 He's a male, and he might not know much, 936 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,920 but he's got a big heart, 937 00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:50,510 even though he may not know that, either. 938 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:57,930 I need a ride home now. 939 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,520 Christmas and love. 940 00:59:27,090 --> 00:59:29,210 - Oh thank you, Eddie. - Thank you. 941 00:59:29,210 --> 00:59:31,470 - You know, I never know where to hang my mistletoe. 942 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,970 That's my trouble. 943 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,720 - Oh but the trouble with mistletoe isn't where you hang it. 944 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,470 It's what happens when you're under it. 945 00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,260 That's when the real trouble begins. 946 00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:43,890 Merry Christmas, Eddie. 947 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:46,270 - Merry Christmas, Eddie. - Have a merry Christmas. 948 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,650 - Hey. 949 00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:54,490 - I'm sorry you got stuck with Petunia. 950 00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:56,160 - You said her name. 951 00:59:56,780 --> 00:59:57,780 - Yeah and? 952 00:59:59,410 --> 01:00:02,250 - Maybe you're starting to attach. 953 01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:05,630 - Not a chance. 954 01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:06,630 - Mm-hmm. 955 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:12,130 - Wow, you weren't kidding about loving Christmas, were ya? 956 01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:15,340 - I don't kid about Christmas or love. 957 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,020 - Hmm, Harry Potter. 958 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,100 - You know Harry Potter? 959 01:00:26,110 --> 01:00:28,440 - Well, no, not personally, but I've read the books. 960 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,780 - So you've seen the movies? 961 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:32,860 - I've read the books. 962 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:34,950 - Ho ho. 963 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:37,370 - What, that makes me... 964 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:38,490 - Bad for me, 965 01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:40,330 so very bad for me. 966 01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:44,330 - Hmm, can I be bad for you over dinner? 967 01:00:46,290 --> 01:00:47,960 Because I'm starving. 968 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,460 And you're obviously hungry. 969 01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:53,130 - I'm always hungry, so that doesn't really count. 970 01:00:53,130 --> 01:00:54,380 - Hmm? 971 01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,470 - Besides, it's like really late, and... 972 01:00:56,470 --> 01:00:57,470 - And, uh... 973 01:00:58,810 --> 01:01:00,350 - And many reasons. 974 01:01:01,390 --> 01:01:02,640 - Name one. 975 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,560 - I'm trying to resist you, okay. 976 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,480 - You're failing. 977 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,480 - Mm-hmm. 978 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,980 - Mm. - We have nothing in common, 979 01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:10,730 except for this weird 980 01:01:11,570 --> 01:01:13,530 and very annoying chemistry. 981 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,240 - Mm-hmm. 982 01:01:17,490 --> 01:01:19,990 - But now, you tell me that you've read Harry Potter. 983 01:01:19,990 --> 01:01:20,990 Which one? 984 01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:24,000 - All of 'em. 985 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,100 - Yeah, Keane's good. 986 01:03:02,180 --> 01:03:02,850 He even got rid of your stress wrinkles. 987 01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:04,020 - Look at that. 988 01:03:04,770 --> 01:03:05,850 - Am I being stupid? 989 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:09,940 Am I making a mistake letting another guy in? 990 01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,940 - Is he as good of a guy as he seems? 991 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,440 - Well, let's see. 992 01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:16,820 He hates cats, but yet he's taking care of Petunia. 993 01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:19,700 He's financially supporting an aunt he hardly knows. 994 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,450 He's got an incredibly demanding career, 995 01:03:21,450 --> 01:03:24,120 but he always makes time for me. 996 01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:27,710 He makes me feel good, 997 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,040 like special. 998 01:03:31,130 --> 01:03:33,170 - Well, then there's your answer. 999 01:03:33,170 --> 01:03:35,050 - You actually sound so sincere, 1000 01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:37,470 I can't even make fun of you. 1001 01:03:53,150 --> 01:03:54,150 - Keane. 1002 01:03:55,570 --> 01:03:56,570 Yes. 1003 01:04:35,730 --> 01:04:39,240 - I guess I had too much excitement today. 1004 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,950 I did love meeting that sweet pet shop owner. 1005 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:47,700 - She's not bad, is she? 1006 01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:51,040 - There's so much love in that place. 1007 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,710 You paid my rehab center bill. 1008 01:04:55,290 --> 01:04:57,260 - Don't worry about it, 1009 01:04:58,130 --> 01:04:59,470 just get better. 1010 01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:03,300 - Is that out of concern for me 1011 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,300 or out of concern for you, 1012 01:05:05,310 --> 01:05:08,480 that you might get stuck with Petunia? 1013 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,480 - Both. 1014 01:05:14,230 --> 01:05:16,150 - I may have to write you into my will. 1015 01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:22,450 - Hey, look at you, being all nice. 1016 01:05:24,660 --> 01:05:27,160 I knew you had it in you somewhere. 1017 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,910 It's just deep, deep down. 1018 01:05:31,170 --> 01:05:33,170 - Just don't tell anyone. 1019 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:35,170 They'll think I have no chill. 1020 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:40,840 Keane, 1021 01:05:43,430 --> 01:05:44,430 I'm dying. 1022 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:50,980 - No. 1023 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:53,640 When? 1024 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,360 Soon? 1025 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,990 - If you keep drilling me. 1026 01:06:03,870 --> 01:06:06,950 Look, I could choke on my meds tomorrow 1027 01:06:06,950 --> 01:06:09,040 and go toes up just like that. 1028 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,290 You never know. 1029 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:15,670 But until I do go , so help me, 1030 01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:18,380 if you take my cat to the pound, 1031 01:06:19,550 --> 01:06:20,800 I'll haunt you for the rest of your life, 1032 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,130 and then I'll follow you to hell 1033 01:06:22,130 --> 01:06:24,970 and haunt you for all of eternity. 1034 01:06:27,810 --> 01:06:28,810 - Okay. 1035 01:06:29,810 --> 01:06:30,810 Wow. 1036 01:06:32,060 --> 01:06:34,980 I guess I won't take your cat to the pound then. 1037 01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:35,980 - Good. 1038 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,690 You know, I'm thinking that Petunia might be better 1039 01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,820 than mistletoe when it comes to matchmaking. 1040 01:06:46,490 --> 01:06:49,240 Mm-hmm. 1041 01:07:16,190 --> 01:07:17,190 - Hi. 1042 01:07:17,860 --> 01:07:18,860 Hey. 1043 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:22,280 - Did a water pipe burst on to you, too? 1044 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,610 - No, no, I've been running. 1045 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,240 - On purpose? 1046 01:07:26,450 --> 01:07:27,740 - Can I come in? 1047 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,950 - What do you know about plumbing? 1048 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,630 - I'm done. 1049 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,080 - Yeah? 1050 01:07:38,130 --> 01:07:39,380 - Yeah. 1051 01:07:39,380 --> 01:07:42,090 - So it's not gonna keep me up all night, 1052 01:07:42,090 --> 01:07:43,920 forcing me to kill it. 1053 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,550 - No, no, there's no killing for you to do tonight. 1054 01:07:47,550 --> 01:07:48,550 - Thank you. 1055 01:07:54,390 --> 01:07:56,810 - Be careful, I'm all sweaty. 1056 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,440 - Don't care. 1057 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:00,900 - Oh, you don't, huh? - Mm-mm. 1058 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:06,910 - Let's get in the shower. 1059 01:08:10,950 --> 01:08:11,950 Come on. 1060 01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:42,340 - Hey. 1061 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,250 - Good morning. 1062 01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:46,170 - Good morning. 1063 01:09:48,430 --> 01:09:51,680 - There's something I'd like to give you. 1064 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,220 - What's that? 1065 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,020 - It's a key 1066 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:01,860 to the Vallejo house. 1067 01:10:08,610 --> 01:10:09,610 - Why? 1068 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:15,120 I mean, I can't just let myself into your house. 1069 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,040 - Why not? 1070 01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:25,300 - Because that's a really big step. 1071 01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:28,550 - It doesn't have to be. 1072 01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:33,390 - Um... 1073 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,560 - Well, it's just, it's just a damn key, Willa. 1074 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,060 Okay, never mind. 1075 01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:47,070 - You just, you just caught me off guard, that's all. 1076 01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:49,990 - Okay, another time, maybe. 1077 01:10:52,830 --> 01:10:53,990 - Wait, Keane. 1078 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,160 - What am I to you, Willa? 1079 01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,170 Your friend? 1080 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,170 The guy you're just fucking? 1081 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:03,840 Someone you care about? 1082 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,840 What? 1083 01:11:12,470 --> 01:11:13,640 - Keane, wait! 1084 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:19,440 Look, I may have overreacted to the key. 1085 01:11:25,270 --> 01:11:28,610 I'm just, I'm deeper than I meant to be. 1086 01:11:29,490 --> 01:11:31,200 - You're not alone there. 1087 01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:34,990 - You're not ready for this. 1088 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,620 - No, no, you don't get to tell me 1089 01:11:37,620 --> 01:11:40,370 what I'm ready for or not, Willa. 1090 01:11:41,790 --> 01:11:43,130 What you probably mean is that you're not ready. 1091 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,290 Is that right? 1092 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,170 - I don't know. 1093 01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:54,720 I don't know what to think. 1094 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:56,890 I don't know what to feel. 1095 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,560 - I know. 1096 01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:00,810 So I'll let you figure it out, 1097 01:12:00,810 --> 01:12:02,730 and you get back to me. 1098 01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:41,100 - All set? 1099 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520 - Mm-hmm. 1100 01:12:45,690 --> 01:12:47,860 - How long have you two been married? 1101 01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:49,360 - 50 years. 1102 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,740 - 50 of the best years of my life. 1103 01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:57,120 - When you find the right one, honey, 1104 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,540 don't ever let go. 1105 01:12:58,540 --> 01:12:59,540 - Yeah. 1106 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:00,960 - Thank you. 1107 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:04,790 - Merry Christmas. 1108 01:13:09,590 --> 01:13:11,420 - Ever is a long time. 1109 01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:18,930 Interesting that you chose that moment 1110 01:13:18,930 --> 01:13:20,730 to write such a text. 1111 01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:23,230 - What moment? 1112 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,440 - After the adorable elderly couple gushed 1113 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,230 about forever moment. 1114 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,290 - Hey, Archer! 1115 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:42,910 - Hey! - Hey! 1116 01:13:42,910 --> 01:13:43,580 - Merry Christmas, Spence. 1117 01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:43,920 Hey, guys! 1118 01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:45,330 - Hey! 1119 01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:46,790 Where's Keane? 1120 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,460 You invited him, yeah? 1121 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:50,300 - Yes, I sent him a text. 1122 01:13:51,670 --> 01:13:53,090 - Does this mean you're finally gonna stop fighting yourself 1123 01:13:53,090 --> 01:13:55,260 and your heart and go for it? 1124 01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:56,260 - Maybe. 1125 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:58,260 - Shots, stat! 1126 01:13:59,430 --> 01:14:02,100 We got another one goin' down the rabbit hole. 1127 01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:03,850 - Thanks. 1128 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,200 - You okay? 1129 01:14:22,710 --> 01:14:23,710 - Yeah. 1130 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:26,960 No. 1131 01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,540 I'm not okay, actually. 1132 01:14:29,550 --> 01:14:31,130 I'm pretty far from okay. 1133 01:14:31,130 --> 01:14:33,840 I thought I was okay, though, you know. 1134 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:35,380 I had given up men. 1135 01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:38,350 And I was good at being alone. 1136 01:14:39,970 --> 01:14:41,390 At least, I thought I was, 1137 01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:44,310 till the sexiest man in the world came into my life, 1138 01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:45,730 and now I just... 1139 01:14:49,150 --> 01:14:52,320 I don't think I'm good at being alone anymore. 1140 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,530 - You could always switch things up 1141 01:14:53,530 --> 01:14:54,900 and come bat for my team. 1142 01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:57,160 - I don't want to switch teams. 1143 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:58,330 I like my team. 1144 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,990 I like my team a lot. 1145 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,580 Oh shit, this means no more sexy time. 1146 01:15:05,330 --> 01:15:06,330 That sucks. 1147 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,920 This was good, I mean, like really, 1148 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,840 really good. - Um, honey. 1149 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,840 - You're right. 1150 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,050 I don't need a team. 1151 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:14,670 I just, I have a really good shower massager. 1152 01:15:14,670 --> 01:15:18,010 I can just take care of business myself. 1153 01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:20,850 - Um, honey. 1154 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,600 - He's right behind me, isn't he? 1155 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,680 - Yup. 1156 01:15:25,940 --> 01:15:26,940 - I'm sorry. 1157 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:29,730 I meant to be here earlier. 1158 01:15:29,730 --> 01:15:31,940 I really intended to be, but, um... 1159 01:15:31,940 --> 01:15:33,690 - What, what's wrong? 1160 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,700 - Pita's gone again. 1161 01:15:36,910 --> 01:15:38,280 I think she's out of the house now. 1162 01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:39,280 There were a lot of workers 1163 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,370 at the house. - Let's go. 1164 01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:41,200 - Oh, oh. - This way, though. 1165 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,200 - This way, okay, great. 1166 01:15:44,620 --> 01:15:48,710 I'm sorry I took you away from your Christmas party. 1167 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,630 - I don't mind. 1168 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,920 - I like the dress. 1169 01:15:54,630 --> 01:15:56,090 - I wore it for you. 1170 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,720 - The invitation, was it 1171 01:16:01,310 --> 01:16:03,060 just for the party or 1172 01:16:04,730 --> 01:16:05,980 into your life? 1173 01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:11,650 - Both. 1174 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,910 - You know, Willa, 1175 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,080 I'm never gonna run from you. 1176 01:16:29,580 --> 01:16:32,000 - Pita first, the rest later. 1177 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,170 We've got time. 1178 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:39,090 - I like the sound of that. 1179 01:16:45,770 --> 01:16:47,600 Here, can you go look inside? 1180 01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,440 I'm gonna go ask the neighbors if they've seen her. 1181 01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:50,270 - Yeah. 1182 01:16:50,270 --> 01:16:51,270 - Thank you. 1183 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,150 Petunia! 1184 01:16:57,610 --> 01:16:58,610 Petunia! 1185 01:17:00,030 --> 01:17:01,030 Fuck. 1186 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:06,830 Petunia. 1187 01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:12,170 - Finally. 1188 01:17:12,170 --> 01:17:14,460 I called your office line first, and your new girl answered. 1189 01:17:14,460 --> 01:17:15,880 - I don't have a new girl. 1190 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,050 - Then your new girlfriend. 1191 01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:18,720 I gave her the message, but she suggested 1192 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:22,470 to try your cell phone, since the news is so wonderful. 1193 01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:24,010 - What news? 1194 01:17:24,010 --> 01:17:26,060 - We not only have an offer, we have the offer, 1195 01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:28,310 15% over your asking price. 1196 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,230 Merry Christmas, Keane. 1197 01:17:31,310 --> 01:17:33,860 Tell me we are selling the Victorian. 1198 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:38,490 Keane, can I accept this offer? 1199 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,530 - Yes. 1200 01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:44,660 Yes, accept the offer. 1201 01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:57,510 - I found Pita. 1202 01:17:59,010 --> 01:18:02,180 - Oh great, where was that pain in the ass? 1203 01:18:03,010 --> 01:18:04,600 - She crawled up in the attic. 1204 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,720 I had to climb a ladder and everything. 1205 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,730 And your realtor called. 1206 01:18:09,690 --> 01:18:12,020 Congratulations, by the way. 1207 01:18:12,610 --> 01:18:13,860 - Willa. 1208 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,190 - You don't owe me an explanation for selling your house, 1209 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,450 not for that, and not for the fact 1210 01:18:21,450 --> 01:18:24,410 that you're getting rid of Petunia. 1211 01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:27,540 Yeah, sorry, your phone was ringing off the hook. 1212 01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:29,960 Sally's friend is coming over tomorrow morning, 1213 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:33,130 Christmas morning, to pick up Petunia. 1214 01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:35,790 - Yeah, she's coming to pick up Petunia, 1215 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,630 because she wants to give her to her grandkids. 1216 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:40,630 She wants her long-term. 1217 01:18:41,630 --> 01:18:44,300 - And you're just giving her up. 1218 01:18:45,050 --> 01:18:46,050 - It's not my idea. 1219 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:49,640 We knew it was temporary from the beginning. 1220 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,060 It's not like I have a choice. 1221 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,770 - Except that you always have a choice. 1222 01:18:54,770 --> 01:18:57,440 You're getting rid of the house. 1223 01:18:58,320 --> 01:18:59,570 You're giving up the cat. 1224 01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:03,910 And I'm probably next. 1225 01:19:04,830 --> 01:19:08,330 So, um, I'm gonna go. 1226 01:19:08,330 --> 01:19:10,410 I already called an Uber. 1227 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:12,960 You know what's really weird? 1228 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,290 As it turns out, 1229 01:19:16,630 --> 01:19:20,510 we're both pretty good at being temporary specialists 1230 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:23,010 and creating an escape clause. 1231 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:25,760 - Well, I didn't plan an escape clause 1232 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,180 when I fell in love with you. 1233 01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:31,020 - What? 1234 01:19:45,870 --> 01:19:46,870 Keane. 1235 01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:06,180 Hey. 1236 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,220 What are you doing out here so late? 1237 01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:14,150 - Just making a wish, world peace and all that. 1238 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:19,570 - When did you become the adult of our little twosome? 1239 01:20:19,570 --> 01:20:21,360 - Since you dragged me into adulthood, 1240 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,200 kicking and screaming. 1241 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,490 Merry Christmas. 1242 01:20:29,870 --> 01:20:32,870 - You didn't have to get me anything. 1243 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:37,040 - Willa, three years ago, I was living on the street. 1244 01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:38,670 You took me in. 1245 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,340 You gave me a job. 1246 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,840 You've forced fed me morals and honesty and trust, 1247 01:20:47,100 --> 01:20:51,100 so yes, I'm giving you a Christmas present, okay. 1248 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:58,440 Wait, I thought you'd be with Keane tonight. 1249 01:20:59,570 --> 01:21:01,030 - That's not really gonna work out. 1250 01:21:01,030 --> 01:21:02,030 - Why not? 1251 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:06,200 - It's complicated. 1252 01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:11,540 - Complicated, as in you got scared he's not a dog 1253 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,540 or a cat or a wayward teen who needs taking care of 1254 01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:19,880 until it finds its final home? 1255 01:21:20,630 --> 01:21:22,550 He's a good guy, Willa. 1256 01:21:23,130 --> 01:21:24,130 We all think so. 1257 01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:26,880 Look, if you can't trust yourself, 1258 01:21:26,890 --> 01:21:29,470 then maybe you can trust the collective certainty 1259 01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:32,980 of the people who love and care about you. 1260 01:21:34,060 --> 01:21:35,100 Don't find him a different permanent home 1261 01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,900 than with you, Willa. 1262 01:21:39,310 --> 01:21:40,730 - He's not a dog. 1263 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:42,730 - Exactly. 1264 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:45,150 I'm heading to Tahoe. 1265 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:47,410 I will see you in a few days. 1266 01:21:47,410 --> 01:21:48,740 Merry Christmas. 1267 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:08,340 - For months, I've tossed coins 1268 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:11,430 into this fountain, wishing for love. 1269 01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:19,270 And then I panic when I finally get what I wish for. 1270 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:27,700 Maybe I am too stubborn and obstinate to see any reason. 1271 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,370 - Yeah, and so that's how she knows she wasn't 1272 01:22:35,370 --> 01:22:36,960 in Jersey, anymore. 1273 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,040 - Hey. 1274 01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:41,290 - Hi. - Oh, you all right? 1275 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:44,630 - I think I am too stubborn and obstinate to see any reason. 1276 01:22:45,550 --> 01:22:47,890 I made a really big mistake. 1277 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,300 I need a ride. 1278 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:53,140 - Where to? 1279 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,680 - Keane's. 1280 01:22:54,810 --> 01:22:55,810 - No shit. 1281 01:22:56,390 --> 01:22:57,900 I need an address. 1282 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,310 - You know what? 1283 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:01,860 He doesn't have a tree. 1284 01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:02,820 Let's stop and get him one. 1285 01:23:02,820 --> 01:23:04,150 I think there's a lot on Third. 1286 01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:05,150 - I love it. 1287 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:10,410 - I really don't need an audience for this. 1288 01:23:10,410 --> 01:23:11,740 - Tough, you're family, 1289 01:23:11,740 --> 01:23:15,080 and family sticks together on Christmas. 1290 01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:29,090 - Hope they're opened. 1291 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:32,600 Oh. 1292 01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:38,270 Oh man, you think they're opened? 1293 01:23:38,270 --> 01:23:40,850 - It's damned near midnight on Christmas Eve! 1294 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:44,440 - Sorry, sir, it's a bit of a Christmas emergency. 1295 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,110 Is that all you got? 1296 01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:48,780 - Well, I got one more there in the trailer. 1297 01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:51,570 It's slightly used, but it's the best one on this lot. 1298 01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:52,700 - How much is that gonna cost us? 1299 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:53,540 - No, I can't. 1300 01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:54,950 I can't take your tree. 1301 01:23:54,950 --> 01:23:57,250 - I'll tell you what. 1302 01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:59,290 I got a hot date with the missus tonight. 1303 01:23:59,290 --> 01:24:01,790 I'd rather have that 50 bucks. 1304 01:24:02,710 --> 01:24:04,300 - Okay then. - Okay then. 1305 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:06,210 Honey, we're goin' out! 1306 01:24:23,060 --> 01:24:24,060 - I'm okay. 1307 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:26,320 You guys can leave, and I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1308 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,150 - We're not going anywhere. 1309 01:24:27,150 --> 01:24:28,320 - Yeah, we're staying. 1310 01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:29,320 - Right. 1311 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,160 - So wave when you're ready, 1312 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,160 and we'll bring it up. 1313 01:24:32,570 --> 01:24:33,570 - Okay. 1314 01:24:34,780 --> 01:24:36,330 - Good luck, Willa. 1315 01:24:59,770 --> 01:25:02,610 - Oh yeah, don't worry about them. 1316 01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:06,650 - How long are they gonna stay out there? 1317 01:25:07,530 --> 01:25:09,360 - Until I get my life together. 1318 01:25:10,610 --> 01:25:13,160 - Do they know that might take a while? 1319 01:25:15,950 --> 01:25:17,290 Want to come in? 1320 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,510 Come on, big girl. 1321 01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,180 - So, 1322 01:25:37,390 --> 01:25:38,390 you love me? 1323 01:25:39,890 --> 01:25:41,390 - You did hear me. 1324 01:25:43,690 --> 01:25:45,310 From the moment you let me into your shop, 1325 01:25:45,310 --> 01:25:49,320 that first morning, giving me all this attitude, 1326 01:25:50,530 --> 01:25:52,660 you changed my life with your huge heart 1327 01:25:52,660 --> 01:25:55,870 and your easy affection and your smile. 1328 01:25:59,910 --> 01:26:02,000 - I love you, too, Keane. 1329 01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:05,500 And I'm really sorry that I ran off like that, 1330 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,750 and I panicked. 1331 01:26:08,590 --> 01:26:11,430 I blamed you for being closed off, 1332 01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:13,590 but the truth is 1333 01:26:15,390 --> 01:26:16,390 it was me. 1334 01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:21,520 I let you in, 1335 01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:23,770 and I fell hard. 1336 01:26:27,230 --> 01:26:29,070 And then I got scared. 1337 01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:30,440 - It's not just on you. 1338 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:31,440 It's on me, too. 1339 01:26:32,530 --> 01:26:34,030 I got scared, too. 1340 01:26:35,950 --> 01:26:37,370 I should've told you about the house being up 1341 01:26:37,370 --> 01:26:39,370 for sale and the offers. 1342 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:43,120 Okay, the truth is you were right. 1343 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:45,790 I didn't really want to sell it. 1344 01:26:46,630 --> 01:26:47,790 - Then why are you? 1345 01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,800 - I'm not. 1346 01:26:49,550 --> 01:26:52,220 I rescinded my acceptance offer. 1347 01:26:52,930 --> 01:26:53,930 - Really? 1348 01:26:54,390 --> 01:26:55,390 - Mm-hmm. 1349 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,430 Yeah, now I realize 1350 01:26:57,430 --> 01:26:58,930 that this house is not just a house to me. 1351 01:26:58,930 --> 01:26:59,930 It's, uh, 1352 01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:02,140 it's my home. 1353 01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:08,480 And when you're ready, if you choose it to be, 1354 01:27:09,650 --> 01:27:12,070 I would like for it to be yours, too. 1355 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,490 I actually really want to, because I love you. 1356 01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,790 I've risked everything for my business. 1357 01:27:20,790 --> 01:27:23,660 I think it's about time I risked my heart for you. 1358 01:27:23,660 --> 01:27:25,750 - Does risking your heart 1359 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:29,170 include letting me put up Christmas tree? 1360 01:27:31,590 --> 01:27:33,420 - I think it's a little late for that, no? 1361 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:34,420 - No. - No? 1362 01:27:35,090 --> 01:27:36,090 - It's not. - No? 1363 01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:41,770 - Tree delivery service. 1364 01:27:45,190 --> 01:27:46,270 - Whoa. - Ooh, whoa. 1365 01:27:46,270 --> 01:27:47,110 You got it? 1366 01:27:47,110 --> 01:27:47,940 Where do you want it? 1367 01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:49,190 - Wherever she wants it. 1368 01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:50,860 - Oh, in there. - Good answer. 1369 01:28:08,130 --> 01:28:09,130 - You good? 1370 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:11,710 - Um... - Yeah, she's good. 1371 01:28:13,550 --> 01:28:14,840 - All right, merry Christmas. 1372 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,800 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, guys. 1373 01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:18,340 - Bye, guys. - Merry Christmas. 1374 01:28:18,350 --> 01:28:19,470 Thanks, guys. 1375 01:28:27,310 --> 01:28:29,690 The holidays are gonna be insane, aren't they? 1376 01:28:29,690 --> 01:28:30,690 - Oh yeah. 1377 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,690 Are you scared? 1378 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:36,030 - Bring it. 1379 01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,240 - Oh, wait! 1380 01:28:40,490 --> 01:28:42,330 - Oh my God, so close. 1381 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,040 - Oh. 1382 01:28:46,330 --> 01:28:47,330 - Yes. 1383 01:29:00,890 --> 01:29:02,510 Wait. 1384 01:29:04,180 --> 01:29:07,020 Why is the tree decorated already? 1385 01:29:07,900 --> 01:29:09,350 - Oh, we, uh, that's, 1386 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,440 it's a really long story. 1387 01:29:12,190 --> 01:29:13,190 - Oh. 1388 01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:15,740 I hope it will be. 87300

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