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Oh, my God. Look at this.
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All these businesses stood right here
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where the Lunch Box is now.
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Is that Al Capone standing
in front of the candy store?
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They say this is where
he caught the syphilis
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that finally killed him in prison.
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Oh, I think that should be
on the "Welcome to Lanford" sign
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as you drive in.
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"Home of Al Capone's syphilis.
Stay awhile."
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We're lucky that
Lanford's official historian
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is doing an article on the Lunch Box.
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If he can do for us what he did
for Brenda's Cat Wash,
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we're gonna be breaking even
like nobody's business.
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If you ever need an assistant
historian, Mr. Bitensky,
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I'm ready and waiting.
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If it ever becomes a real job,
I'll tell you.
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I make my living
selling skincare products.
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Call me.
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We'll clear that up.
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There's so much history
in this location.
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It was the train station
where President Garfield's
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whistle-stop tour passed through.
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What most people don't know
is that a protester
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stepped in front of the train
carrying a sign that said
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"The corruption stops here."
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Unfortunately,
corruption didn't stop here.
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It was dragged all the way
to South Bend, Indiana.
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And then scraped off the cowcatcher.
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You know, I-I...
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I'm not in the newspaper game,
Mr. Bitensky, but...
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shouldn't this article
be more about the future?
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I mean, this is gonna be
the historical site
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of Lanford's very first
wood-burning pizza oven.
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Yeah!
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So, Sandy, if you have a minute,
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maybe you could get a photo of Dan
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ripping open the wall for the pizza oven
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for your article.
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Sorry I'm late!
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Did anybody see this plant
by the front door?
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It's from Nana Bev, and it's got a card.
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"Congratulations to my dear family.
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You've just blown your inheritance
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on another half-baked,
get-poor-quick scheme."
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Ugly, ugly, ugly,
hates someone named Donna.
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To Jackie and Becky.
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May their success be
the final nail in Bev's coffin.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Ah! Let's open this wall.
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Hold it right there, Dan.
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And give me more eyes.
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More eyes.
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More eyes.
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Ohh!
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Becky, get the baby out of here.
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The other kids, too.
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Come on.
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Dan, what's in there?
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Mold, and plenty of it.
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Is it the deadly kind?
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I don't know, but something
killed those rats in there.
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02x08 - Lanford, Toilet of Sin
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"The Conners" is filmed
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Damn it.
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I should have known my mom
wouldn't keep up the property.
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Even as a parent, she was a slumlord.
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You want to smell something weird?
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This never goes well, but yeah.
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It's a clean comforter.
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You can wash these?!
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Mom told us it was impossible.
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Yeah. It's Harris'.
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I washed it for when she comes home.
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Man, I can't believe it's been a week
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since she ran off to Odessa's.
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Yeah, I'm just trying to keep busy.
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I folded all the towels
into origami animals.
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I saw it on this YouTube channel
for shut-ins,
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and the washcloth monkey is a mother.
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Do not touch this comforter.
I just washed it.
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Hey, you told me that was impossible.
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Hey.
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You, uh, left this at work.
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I figured you'd probably need it
this weekend.
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Wow. You drove all the way
from Chicago to bring me this?
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Why are you suddenly being so nice?
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You cheated on me.
I've always been nice.
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Oh, you're still not over that?
That was, like, two weeks ago.
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I'm already remarried.
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Too soon to laugh.
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Any word from Harris?
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No.
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And she blocked me from
all her social media accounts.
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What about the girl she moved in with?
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Have you checked her Instagram?
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There's, like, a million Odessas.
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I have no clue which one she is.
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It's weed-underscore-hoe99.
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H-O-E. She's into botany.
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See? I knew it!
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It's Odessa, Harris,
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and some guy with a beard
in Odessa's apartment.
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I mean, this guy could be
anything from a drug dealer
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to some kind of raving maniac.
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Well, hey, I have a beard,
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and I haven't been a drug dealer
or some kind of raving maniac
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for many years.
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And by the way, what is a guy in his 20s
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doing hanging out with teenage girls?
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I'm going over there right now.
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Oh, wait. You promised to
help me with my school project.
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It's due tomorrow.
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I'm sorry, honey.
You sister could be in trouble.
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I got to go.
Maybe when I get back, okay?
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Well, hey, what's the project?
Maybe I can help.
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It's a Claymation movie
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about the Ice Age
killing off all the animals.
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Oh.
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The dramatic ending is a woolly mammoth
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fighting a giant sloth to the death.
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Just a pitch here,
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but you might get more drama
if your big fight
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isn't between two of
the slowest-moving animals
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that ever walked the face of the earth.
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Okay, sit down.
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- I did some quick preliminary estimates.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why are you wearing my Bears jersey?
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Because my top was covered
in toxic mold.
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What a time for my mom not to be around.
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Could've gone home and given her
a big hug of death.
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All right, here's the good news.
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The mold is not deadly.
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- Thank God!
- Yes!
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But I still have to open all the walls,
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and even if I don't charge you,
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there's still my crew, materials.
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Here's the bad news.
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That's my entire life savings.
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Holy crap!
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Why don't we just put the wall back up
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and pretend nothing is wrong?
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We did that with the gas smell
in the laundry room,
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and that eventually went away.
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Well, the building would
collapse on all the customers.
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That's the kind of thing
they tend to mention
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in a Yelp review.
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Now, you really only have
two choices here...
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do the repairs or walk away.
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I don't...
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I'm gonna call Sandy Bitensky
and ask him to hold the article
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until I can figure out
what the hell I'm gonna do.
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This is why I always expect the worst.
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It's like a shield I hold up
to keep away hopes and dreams.
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This time, I lowered my shield,
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and a dream came along
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and kicked me right in the crotch!
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That's why when I dream,
I always wear a cup.
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You should check in with Louise,
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see if you can get
your old job back for now.
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I'll try, but she already replaced me.
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You know...
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if you ever thought about
throwing one to Louise,
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now would be a good time.
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Sorry.
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I promised myself I'd never again
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use this body for financial gain.
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Oh. Well, that'll be up to you.
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Who is it?
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It's Darlene... Harris' mom.
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Hi. Harris doesn't want to see you.
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Look, um, just let me
talk to my daughter.
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No way.
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Uh, excuse me. This is my house.
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This isn't some kid's room
you can barge into.
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Well, I'm worried about Harris, okay?
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She's only 17.
She's not texting me back.
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All I need to do is see her
to know that she's okay.
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When she wants to talk, she'll call you.
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You should go.
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All right, look.
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Let's just talk woman to woman, okay?
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Someday, you might have kids,
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and I would hate for you
to feel this kind of...
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Hyah!
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Harris!
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Come out here right now!
I need to talk to you!
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Uh, you're embarrassing yourself.
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Yeah, that's my edge.
I have no dignity at all.
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Okay, we're done. Bye.
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Harris!
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Harris!
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Man.
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You're pretty strong for a weed hoe.
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Uh, I'll have one of everything.
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That would literally kill you.
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You want to go alphabetical
or by alcohol content?
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Look, you don't like me,
and it's no secret that I think
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you're a man-grabbing,
self-centered bee-yatch.
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Um...
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Maybe they're connected. I don't know.
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But I need a favor.
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It's not a big thing.
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I just need to see
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three months
of the restaurant's receipts
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and your overhead versus your profits
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for the third quarter.
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And I'm kind of in a hurry!
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I can't show you that.
The owner will fire me.
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Come on, I just wanna know
if the Lunch Box can survive
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for the first three months
with no working capital.
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You can't compare the two restaurants.
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Look, if yours catches on,
you'll be fine.
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If it doesn't, you won't.
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So, your little pearl of wisdom is,
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if I'm successful, I'll do well?
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Thank you! Continue to hate you!
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How'd it go?
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I bathed her in charm. Nothing.
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Hey, it's your lucky day!
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Look who's back and ready to work!
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Well, here's a tip...
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ask for the favor first, then insult me.
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I need my old job back.
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Dummy!
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Like that? What are we doing here?
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Look, I can't give you your old job.
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I already hired somebody.
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Okay. I was prepared for that.
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What if we stay open
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and serve alcohol till 4:00 a.m.?
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I'd be the only waitress,
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and I'll need one short-order cook.
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The rest is money in the bank.
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Well...
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I know you're up against it, so...
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Okay. I'll give it a shot.
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But at that time of night,
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you really think
we're gonna have customers?
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Let's be honest, Louise.
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We've both put a few away in our time.
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It's 2:00 a.m.,
Doug says you can't sleep over,
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and you want to keep your buzz going
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till the other Doug texts you back.
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But the bars are closed,
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so you end up in your car,
drinking out of a bag,
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eating bean dip with your fingers
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at a gas station.
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Am I right?
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Well...
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you change "Doug" to "Craig"
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and, uh, the bean dip to "Jerry"...
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...and, uh...
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yeah.
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I've been there.
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Hey! Hey. Easy on that door.
It's half termites.
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- What are you doing?
- Shh, shh, shh!
259
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,962
Damn, it's not this one.
260
00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:18,599
I assume things
didn't go well with Harris.
261
00:12:18,635 --> 00:12:20,835
I told you not to let her go over there.
262
00:12:20,903 --> 00:12:22,670
Oh, you think
I really need to hear that?
263
00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:24,138
You don't think I regret it?
264
00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:26,441
Look, Odessa wouldn't even
let me in the damn house.
265
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:33,047
Now it's coming from the kitchen!
266
00:12:36,118 --> 00:12:37,617
I mean this in the most positive way.
267
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:40,487
If you bump this table,
we will have to kill you.
268
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:43,960
I can't believe you stayed to help Mark.
269
00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:46,898
- Thank you.
- This movie is going to be epic.
270
00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:48,546
Yeah, it's all good.
271
00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:50,351
Except for the 30-minute
272
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,833
"a woolly mammoth
wouldn't do that" discussion.
273
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,070
It wouldn't.
274
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:58,713
Harris okay?
275
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:01,275
I never even got to see her.
276
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:02,609
I mean, I-I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
277
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:05,712
If something happens to her,
I will never forgive myself.
278
00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:07,914
Okay. It's time to stop playing games.
279
00:13:07,949 --> 00:13:09,048
We have to go over and get her.
280
00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:11,784
What, you mean go in there
and drag her out by her hair?
281
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:12,818
Yes.
282
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:14,988
And I've only got
two hours left on my Aleve,
283
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:16,589
so if we're going, we better go now.
284
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,359
Look, it's none of my business,
285
00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:21,261
but if you guys go charging in there,
286
00:13:21,296 --> 00:13:22,929
that's breaking and entering.
287
00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,163
He's got a point.
288
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,966
Yeah, it's safer if the cops do it.
289
00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:30,303
Besides, I might have
a couple of strikes out
290
00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:31,437
against me there.
291
00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:35,375
For brawling in me younger days.
292
00:13:38,846 --> 00:13:40,513
Now it's coming from the living room!
293
00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:42,314
It doesn't make sense!
294
00:13:45,219 --> 00:13:47,427
Ooh! Almost ready!
295
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,693
I can't believe it's almost opening day!
296
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:52,024
Where the hell is Becky and the kids?
297
00:13:52,059 --> 00:13:54,293
Oh, one second!
298
00:13:58,732 --> 00:13:59,864
Jackie.
299
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,033
Oh, my God.
300
00:14:01,068 --> 00:14:03,802
The mold turned into Mom!
301
00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:06,204
Aah!
302
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,340
Jackie!
303
00:14:10,311 --> 00:14:11,810
Jackie!
304
00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:15,012
No, go away! You're ruining
the grand opening!
305
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,617
Jackie, you're going to fail.
306
00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,244
You've never supported me!
307
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,256
No! Don't go!
308
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,358
I just have some mother issues
to deal with,
309
00:14:27,393 --> 00:14:29,660
and I'll get this cleaned up
in a minute!
310
00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:33,331
There's a reason
there are no stew restaurants.
311
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:35,399
Your selfish need for happiness
312
00:14:35,468 --> 00:14:37,768
has jeopardized the entire family.
313
00:14:37,803 --> 00:14:40,441
I didn't mean it.
I just wanted to be happy.
314
00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:44,408
But I'm ruining everything!
315
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,519
Ohh, God.
316
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:57,554
Hey.
317
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,823
Hey, Sandy, thanks for calling me back.
318
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,520
Um... I'm not gonna open the restaurant.
319
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:03,677
I don't have the money.
320
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,203
Uh, I thought it'd be
a good thing for this town,
321
00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:09,332
but I'm probably the only one who cares.
322
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:14,838
No, I don't have five friends
interested in skin care.
323
00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:26,517
Come on! What is
taking the police so long?
324
00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:28,619
Well, they found an arm
in the park yesterday.
325
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:30,689
They're probably following up on that.
326
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,934
Ah, finally!
327
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,005
- Darlene Conner?
- Yeah.
328
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,773
This is the building... apartment C.
329
00:15:38,809 --> 00:15:40,741
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,
330
00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:42,076
but you should immediately Tase
331
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:44,145
the dead-eyed blonde
who answers the door.
332
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,948
Is your daughter
in danger of being hurt,
333
00:15:46,983 --> 00:15:48,582
hurting herself, or hurting others?
334
00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:50,718
No, but I-I just need to talk to her.
335
00:15:50,753 --> 00:15:52,620
I understand.
336
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:54,222
But here's how it usually goes.
337
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,924
I go in, there's yelling,
338
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,459
I take the kid home,
she runs away again.
339
00:15:58,494 --> 00:16:00,060
But this time, she's so pissed at you,
340
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,686
she goes somewhere you can't find her.
341
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,364
Still want me to go in?
342
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,166
All right.
343
00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:08,035
Um... I-I guess you can go.
344
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:09,974
Good luck.
345
00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:13,140
So, what?
346
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,399
I can't drag her out of there
but I can't leave her in there?
347
00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:16,618
What am I supposed to do?
348
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,713
Well, you know, they always say
"If you raised them right"...
349
00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:22,382
That's not a comforting thought
in the Conner family.
350
00:16:23,819 --> 00:16:25,085
Have you heard from her school?
351
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,820
No. Why?
352
00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:28,621
'Cause that means she's going.
353
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,091
And if she's being responsible
about that,
354
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,127
she's probably being responsible
about other things. Right?
355
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,196
All right, we should leave.
356
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,045
No.
357
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,571
Harris!
358
00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:48,174
I need you to come to the window
and talk to me!
359
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:49,409
Right now, I don't know
360
00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:52,445
if you're scrolling through
Instagram with headphones on
361
00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:54,414
or if you're wacked out on meth!
362
00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:58,050
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said
"Wacked out on meth."
363
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,520
I don't want your neighbors
to think you're on meth.
364
00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:02,489
I mean, even if you were on meth,
365
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:04,457
I wouldn't say "meth" so loud.
366
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,111
Stop saying "meth"!
367
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:08,868
Oh, crap.
368
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:12,931
You can't be
screaming out here like that
369
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,199
at 2:00 in the morning.
370
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,701
You're disturbing the peace.
371
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,235
She's fine.
372
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:20,338
I think she just had to
get it out of her system.
373
00:17:20,408 --> 00:17:21,807
Right?
374
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:23,041
Thank you.
375
00:17:25,646 --> 00:17:28,146
I-I cannot leave here
without talking to her.
376
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,382
I swear to God, I will have a breakdown.
377
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,187
Go ahead. I'll bail you out.
378
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,123
- Ohh, you're the best.
- I know.
379
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:41,159
Harris!
380
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,694
I'm your mother, and I love you!
381
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,796
All right?
382
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,998
I mean, all your life,
I've known if you were safe,
383
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,567
I've known where you are.
384
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,169
I can't live like this.
385
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,072
All right? You gotta talk to me, please!
386
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,187
Just send me a signal!
387
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,875
Open and close the blinds
388
00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:01,913
if you're eating!
389
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:03,984
I washed your comforter!
390
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,851
All right. Hands behind your back.
391
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,118
Really?
392
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,387
Don't you have 3/4 of a person to find?
393
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,091
Mom!
394
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,226
What is wrong with you?
395
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,262
I-I was just trying to talk to you.
396
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,529
Step back.
397
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,365
I'm fine.
398
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,867
I'm not gonna answer
every time you call.
399
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,836
You gotta stop freaking out.
400
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,802
When you get out
of the big house, text me.
401
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:28,981
We'll talk, okay?
402
00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:31,575
- I love you.
- Love you, too.
403
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,060
I thought she looked good!
404
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,957
- She looked good, right?
- Oh, yeah.
405
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,557
Here's to me failing again.
406
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,260
This time, I failed before I even tried.
407
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,295
That's progress.
408
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,799
No, no, sorry. We're not open.
409
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,133
But if those are kittens,
410
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,636
I'd love to pet them
and cry for a minute.
411
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,271
- Jackie Harris?
- Yeah?
412
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,240
My grandmother just died.
413
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,476
Oh, I'm so sorry.
414
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,939
Did I have something to do with it?
415
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,581
No. Uh, she collected tablecloths.
416
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,259
Figured you could use them
and save some money.
417
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,721
If you open, we'll be here.
418
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:18,788
Ohh.
419
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,289
Did you see this?
420
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,325
Sandy basically wrote
a love letter to this place
421
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,123
and asked for people
to come out and help.
422
00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,195
That explains the tablecloths.
423
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,154
Now we know what killed Grandma.
424
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,503
There's a ton of people
on Lanford forums
425
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:35,104
saying they want the Lunch Box back.
426
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,307
Oh, no! Hey! Hold on!
427
00:19:38,376 --> 00:19:39,631
What are you doing?
428
00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:40,776
We saw an article in the paper
429
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,645
about how you might not
open the Lunch Box.
430
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,113
We're hoping you'll change your mind.
431
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,915
Oh, well, isn't that the nice...
432
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,517
I can't accept this.
433
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:48,797
You have to.
434
00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:50,477
My wife wants to park in the garage.
435
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,926
Well, tell her I said "Thank you."
436
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,026
I don't get it!
Why are people doing this?
437
00:19:58,095 --> 00:20:00,317
I just think the people in this town
438
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,597
need to see somebody get a win.
439
00:20:02,632 --> 00:20:04,766
Look at all these cars pulling up!
440
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,569
I think these could be future customers.
441
00:20:07,604 --> 00:20:09,171
When I ran the numbers,
442
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:11,406
I didn't think this many people
would be interested,
443
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,524
but we might be able to squeak by.
444
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:16,378
Well, what do you want to do?
445
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:19,013
Put this baby on Craigslist
or open up a restaurant?
446
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,049
We're gonna open up a restaurant!
447
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,951
Yeah!
448
00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:25,387
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
449
00:20:25,422 --> 00:20:29,256
To hell with those Bev zombies
coming through the wall!
450
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:34,398
We'll fix her
after we open the restaurant!
451
00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:36,297
Come on in! Hey!
452
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,458
Hi! That is so nice of you!
453
00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,456
Oh, my goodness! Thank you!
454
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,096
Here you go, ladies.
455
00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:46,150
Girl!
456
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,983
If you're gonna be up this late,
you'd make more money stripping.
457
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,284
How are your boobs?
458
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,188
I've been asked that
three times tonight,
459
00:20:53,223 --> 00:20:54,823
but you're the first girl.
460
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,859
Hey.
461
00:20:57,894 --> 00:20:59,111
Can't talk.
462
00:20:59,189 --> 00:21:00,895
Whatever's happening out there,
463
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,764
this is where
they're sending the wounded.
464
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,568
Well, I came by 'cause I was
worried about you being alone.
465
00:21:07,604 --> 00:21:10,571
I didn't expect to see
the "Star Wars" cantina.
466
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,007
Isn't it great?
467
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,910
I've already made $30 in singles
from the stripper table.
468
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:19,277
And that guy over there bleeding
469
00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:20,589
said that if he dies,
470
00:21:20,636 --> 00:21:23,050
there's an envelope
in his pocket I can keep.
471
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:24,476
How sweet is that?
472
00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:30,786
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