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[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Hood closes ]

[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Car door closes ]

[ Car alarm chirps]

[ Choir singing indistinctly ]

>> 15 minutes early, Mr. Craig. >> The early bird gets the worm. [ Door opens ]

>> The early bird gets the worm. [ Door opens ] ♪♪

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>> Is it Christmas yet? >> [ Chuckling ] Hey. Morning, sunshine.

>> [ Chuckling ] Hey. Morning, sunshine. >> Is it Christmas?

Morning, sunshine. >> Is it Christmas? >> Not yet, Mom.

>> Is it Christmas? >> Not yet, Mom. Soon, though.

>> Not yet, Mom. Soon, though. See?

Soon, though. See? ♪♪

You get dressed. I'll make breakfast.

[ Air hissing ]

Hope you're enjoying all that whipped cream, Mr. Third Suspension This Year.

whipped cream, Mr. Third Suspension This Year. Really? How long this time?

Mr. Third Suspension This Year. Really? How long this time? >> Till after the holidays.

Really? How long this time? >> Till after the holidays. >> You need to get serious about

>> Till after the holidays. >> You need to get serious about your education, son.

>> You need to get serious about your education, son. [ Birds chirping ]

your education, son. [ Birds chirping ] >> Says the guy who dropped out

[ Birds chirping ] >> Says the guy who dropped out of law school before he even

>> Says the guy who dropped out of law school before he even started.

of law school before he even started. >> Excuse me?

started. >> Excuse me? >> Ellis?

>> Excuse me? >> Ellis? >> We're in here!

>> Ellis? >> We're in here! She's gonna want lights outside.

>> We're in here! She's gonna want lights outside. I took them out of the closet.

She's gonna want lights outside. I took them out of the closet. You deal with that.

I took them out of the closet. You deal with that. >> Where's Ellis?

You deal with that. >> Where's Ellis? >> Ellis is in California, Mom.

>> Where's Ellis? >> Ellis is in California, Mom. >> Hmm.

>> Ellis is in California, Mom. >> Hmm. [ Sighs ]

>> Hmm. [ Sighs ] Ellis is coming home

[ Sighs ] Ellis is coming home for Christmas.

Ellis is coming home for Christmas. >> Well, he didn't come home

for Christmas. >> Well, he didn't come home last Christmas or the Christmas

>> Well, he didn't come home last Christmas or the Christmas before that or Mother's Day or

last Christmas or the Christmas before that or Mother's Day or your birthday.

before that or Mother's Day or your birthday. >> Ah.

your birthday. >> Ah. Christmas wishes always come

>> Ah. Christmas wishes always come true.

Christmas wishes always come true. >> [ Sighs ]

true. >> [ Sighs ] He doesn't call home.

>> [ Sighs ] He doesn't call home. He doesn't come home.

He doesn't call home. He doesn't come home. >> Remember?

He doesn't come home. >> Remember? He came for Halloween that one

>> Remember? He came for Halloween that one year [chuckles] dressed like a

He came for Halloween that one year [chuckles] dressed like a cowboy.

year [chuckles] dressed like a cowboy. >> That was me, Mom. Gerry.

cowboy. >> That was me, Mom. Gerry. I was 8.

>> That was me, Mom. Gerry. I was 8. >> Gerry's dead, baby.

I was 8. >> Gerry's dead, baby. >> [ Sighs ] Here, Mom.

>> Gerry's dead, baby. >> [ Sighs ] Here, Mom. Eat your pancakes.

>> [ Sighs ] Here, Mom. Eat your pancakes. >> I don't want pancakes.

Eat your pancakes. >> I don't want pancakes. I want grits.

>> I don't want pancakes. I want grits. >> Okay. Okay.

I want grits. >> Okay. Okay. I'll get you grits.

>> Okay. Okay. I'll get you grits. [ Sighs ]

>> 50. That's the number of cases we'll have settled this year once we

That's the number of cases we'll have settled this year once we get Wesley on board.

have settled this year once we get Wesley on board. It's a record, people.

get Wesley on board. It's a record, people. >> Amazing.

It's a record, people. >> Amazing. Bonuses for everyone?

>> Amazing. Bonuses for everyone? >> [ Chuckles ]

Bonuses for everyone? >> [ Chuckles ] >> And time off for holidays.

>> [ Chuckles ] >> And time off for holidays. [ Clears throat ]

>> And time off for holidays. [ Clears throat ] >> Okay.

[ Clears throat ] >> Okay. Um, what day does Christmas

>> Okay. Um, what day does Christmas fall on this year?

Um, what day does Christmas fall on this year? >> December 25th.

fall on this year? >> December 25th. >> I know that, smartass.

>> December 25th. >> I know that, smartass. What day of the week?

>> I know that, smartass. What day of the week? >> Sunday.

What day of the week? >> Sunday. >> Thank you.

>> Sunday. >> Thank you. Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday.

>> Thank you. Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday. Be back in the office 6:00 a.m.

Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday. Be back in the office 6:00 a.m. on Monday morning.

Be back in the office 6:00 a.m. on Monday morning. >> [ Sighs ]

on Monday morning. >> [ Sighs ] >> I thought you said we were

>> [ Sighs ] >> I thought you said we were going away for the holidays.

>> I thought you said we were going away for the holidays. >> Ahh.

going away for the holidays. >> Ahh. Change of plans.

>> Ahh. Change of plans. I got to jump on a few cases for

Change of plans. I got to jump on a few cases for the New Year.

I got to jump on a few cases for the New Year. All right, let's get back to

the New Year. All right, let's get back to work.

All right, let's get back to work. These cases aren't gonna settle

work. These cases aren't gonna settle themselves.

These cases aren't gonna settle themselves. >> Bah humbug.

themselves. >> Bah humbug. [ Keypad beeping ]

>> Hello? >> Ellis? >> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ]

>> Ellis? >> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached the voice mailbox

>> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig.

You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important

of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important enough, maybe I'll call you

If you're lucky and important enough, maybe I'll call you back.

enough, maybe I'll call you back. Ciao.

back. Ciao. >> Should we call him again?

Ciao. >> Should we call him again? >> [ Sighs ] Mom...

>> Should we call him again? >> [ Sighs ] Mom... >> Call him again.

>> [ Sighs ] Mom... >> Call him again. I'll leave a message this time.

>> Call him again. I'll leave a message this time. [ Keypad beeping ]

I'll leave a message this time. [ Keypad beeping ] >> [ Sighs ]

[ Keypad beeping ] >> [ Sighs ] >> Hello?

>> [ Sighs ] >> Hello? Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ]

>> Hello? Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached the voice mailbox

Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig.

You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important

of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important enough, maybe I'll call you

If you're lucky and important enough, maybe I'll call you back.

enough, maybe I'll call you back. Ciao.

back. Ciao. >> This message is for

Ciao. >> This message is for Ellis Craig.

>> This message is for Ellis Craig. Ellis, it's Mom...

Ellis Craig. Ellis, it's Mom... >> Yo, a little help?

Ellis, it's Mom... >> Yo, a little help? >> How are you doing?

>> Yo, a little help? >> How are you doing? >> Hey, hey, hey.

>> How are you doing? >> Hey, hey, hey. >> I'm waiting for you to come

>> Hey, hey, hey. >> I'm waiting for you to come to Christmas, yeah.

>> I'm waiting for you to come to Christmas, yeah. They're playing with the

to Christmas, yeah. They're playing with the lights.

They're playing with the lights. [ Speaking indistinctly ]

lights. [ Speaking indistinctly ] >> You get your shift changed to

[ Speaking indistinctly ] >> You get your shift changed to days yet?

>> You get your shift changed to days yet? Grandma's getting worse.

days yet? Grandma's getting worse. She's flipping out every night.

Grandma's getting worse. She's flipping out every night. >> Yeah, I know.

She's flipping out every night. >> Yeah, I know. That's what happens at this

>> Yeah, I know. That's what happens at this stage, son.

That's what happens at this stage, son. I'm trying to switch, but nobody

stage, son. I'm trying to switch, but nobody wants the graveyard shift.

I'm trying to switch, but nobody wants the graveyard shift. >> I understand that, but it's

wants the graveyard shift. >> I understand that, but it's just kind of tough for me to

>> I understand that, but it's just kind of tough for me to take care of her every single

just kind of tough for me to take care of her every single day, you know?

take care of her every single day, you know? >> Well, you're just gonna have

day, you know? >> Well, you're just gonna have to deal with it, Junior, 'cause

>> Well, you're just gonna have to deal with it, Junior, 'cause I got enough on my plate.

to deal with it, Junior, 'cause I got enough on my plate. It's not like you're busy with

I got enough on my plate. It's not like you're busy with school, right?

It's not like you're busy with school, right? >> Oh, I want you to come home

school, right? >> Oh, I want you to come home on Christmas.

>> Oh, I want you to come home on Christmas. >> Talk to your mom lately?

on Christmas. >> Talk to your mom lately? >> [ Sighs ] Nah. You?

>> Talk to your mom lately? >> [ Sighs ] Nah. You? >> If you call sending me

>> [ Sighs ] Nah. You? >> If you call sending me divorce papers talking.

>> If you call sending me divorce papers talking. >> Dad, don't you think it's

divorce papers talking. >> Dad, don't you think it's time for you and Mom to just

>> Dad, don't you think it's time for you and Mom to just give up?

time for you and Mom to just give up? >> I'm never giving up on your

give up? >> I'm never giving up on your mother.

>> I'm never giving up on your mother. Once we get out of this little

mother. Once we get out of this little slump and I start making some

Once we get out of this little slump and I start making some real money, we'll be fine, okay?

slump and I start making some real money, we'll be fine, okay? And then we'll get back

real money, we'll be fine, okay? And then we'll get back together, okay?

And then we'll get back together, okay? >> [ Sighs ] Okay, but I just

together, okay? >> [ Sighs ] Okay, but I just don't think it's --

>> [ Sighs ] Okay, but I just don't think it's -- >> I better get Mom back inside.

don't think it's -- >> I better get Mom back inside. Mom?

>> I better get Mom back inside. Mom? It's a little chilly out here.

Mom? It's a little chilly out here. Come on.

It's a little chilly out here. Come on. Finish this up.

Come on. Finish this up. I'll be right back.

Finish this up. I'll be right back. >> [ Inhales deeply ]

I'll be right back. >> [ Inhales deeply ] That's when I told your father

>> [ Inhales deeply ] That's when I told your father to go chop down the biggest

That's when I told your father to go chop down the biggest Christmas tree he could find.

to go chop down the biggest Christmas tree he could find. [ Chuckles ]

Christmas tree he could find. [ Chuckles ] And you know what that man did?

[ Chuckles ] And you know what that man did? >> Mom...

And you know what that man did? >> Mom... >> [ Chuckles ]

>> Mom... >> [ Chuckles ] >> ...I have to get to work.

>> [ Chuckles ] >> ...I have to get to work. >> He brought back the biggest

>> ...I have to get to work. >> He brought back the biggest Christmas tree, and he couldn't

>> He brought back the biggest Christmas tree, and he couldn't even get it through the front

Christmas tree, and he couldn't even get it through the front door.

even get it through the front door. [ Laughs ]

door. [ Laughs ] >> Mom, listen. I --

[ Laughs ] >> Mom, listen. I -- >> Shh.

>> Mom, listen. I -- >> Shh. I'm talking to Ellis.

That was the most beautiful tree. He finally got it into the

tree. He finally got it into the house.

He finally got it into the house. All the lights.

house. All the lights. It was so beautiful.

All the lights. It was so beautiful. >> [ Exhaling heavily ]

It was so beautiful. >> [ Exhaling heavily ] [ Laughing ] Oh, man.

>> [ Exhaling heavily ] [ Laughing ] Oh, man. Whew. You good?

[ Laughing ] Oh, man. Whew. You good? [ Exhales heavily ]

Whew. You good? [ Exhales heavily ] I am beat. [ Groans ]

[ Exhales heavily ] I am beat. [ Groans ] [ Smooches ] I'm gonna get some

I am beat. [ Groans ] [ Smooches ] I'm gonna get some shuteye.

[ Smooches ] I'm gonna get some shuteye. [ Grunting ]

Can you, uh -- Can you hit the -- the light please, baby? [ Sniffs ]

the -- the light please, baby? [ Sniffs ] >> Ugh.

[ Sniffs ] >> Ugh. ♪♪

>> Ugh. ♪♪ [ Keys clacking ]

>> [ Sighs ]

>> [ Exhales heavily ] I wish Ellis would come home. I wish Ellis would come home.

I wish Ellis would come home. I wish Ellis would come home. ♪♪

[ Bells ding ]

>> What are you doing here by yourself? >> My mom works at that new

yourself? >> My mom works at that new place across the street.

>> My mom works at that new place across the street. She couldn't find a sitter, so

place across the street. She couldn't find a sitter, so she told me to wait over here.

She couldn't find a sitter, so she told me to wait over here. Can I get two hot chocolates?

she told me to wait over here. Can I get two hot chocolates? >> All right.

Can I get two hot chocolates? >> All right. >> Oh, I want a cinnamon stick

>> All right. >> Oh, I want a cinnamon stick in mine.

>> Oh, I want a cinnamon stick in mine. Who's this guy?

in mine. Who's this guy? >> Ah.

Who's this guy? >> Ah. >> Thanks, mister.

>> Ah. >> Thanks, mister. >> Yep.

>> Thanks, mister. >> Yep. >> Who's that?

>> Yep. >> Who's that? >> My brother.

>> Who's that? >> My brother. >> For real? Is he famous?

>> My brother. >> For real? Is he famous? What's his name?

>> For real? Is he famous? What's his name? Mister, you hear me?

What's his name? Mister, you hear me? Mister?

Mister, you hear me? Mister? ♪♪

Mister? ♪♪ >> Yeah, when we were little, we

♪♪ >> Yeah, when we were little, we were really close.

>> Yeah, when we were little, we were really close. We used to do everything

were really close. We used to do everything together, including this.

We used to do everything together, including this. Then my dad died two weeks after

together, including this. Then my dad died two weeks after my 11th birthday.

Then my dad died two weeks after my 11th birthday. [ Sighs ]

my 11th birthday. [ Sighs ] And I had to be the man of the

[ Sighs ] And I had to be the man of the house.

And I had to be the man of the house. Took care of my brother and my

house. Took care of my brother and my mom...as best as an 11-year-old

Took care of my brother and my mom...as best as an 11-year-old could, you know?

mom...as best as an 11-year-old could, you know? I grew up, graduated from

could, you know? I grew up, graduated from Morehouse, and was all set for

I grew up, graduated from Morehouse, and was all set for law school.

Morehouse, and was all set for law school. That's why my mom got sick.

law school. That's why my mom got sick. Found out she had Alzheimer's.

That's why my mom got sick. Found out she had Alzheimer's. [ Chuckles ]

Found out she had Alzheimer's. [ Chuckles ] He became this hotshot lawyer,

[ Chuckles ] He became this hotshot lawyer, and I ended up...here.

He became this hotshot lawyer, and I ended up...here. >> Phew.

and I ended up...here. >> Phew. I bet you wish you could trade

>> Phew. I bet you wish you could trade places with him, huh?

I bet you wish you could trade places with him, huh? >> Have a successful career in

places with him, huh? >> Have a successful career in L.A. and more money than I can

>> Have a successful career in L.A. and more money than I can spend while he slums it in this

L.A. and more money than I can spend while he slums it in this two-bit town with a bratty son

spend while he slums it in this two-bit town with a bratty son and a mother who doesn't even

two-bit town with a bratty son and a mother who doesn't even know his name?

and a mother who doesn't even know his name? Yeah.

know his name? Yeah. I wish.

Yeah. I wish. ♪♪

I wish. ♪♪ All right, one more round.

♪♪ All right, one more round. [ Horn honks ]

All right, one more round. [ Horn honks ] Uh-oh.

[ Horn honks ] Uh-oh. Sounds like your mom's off work.

Uh-oh. Sounds like your mom's off work. [ Bells ding ]

Sounds like your mom's off work. [ Bells ding ] ♪♪

[ Groans ] [ Orchestral music playing ]

[ Bells jingling ] [ Breathes deeply ] [ Whooshing ]

[ Breathes deeply ] [ Whooshing ] [ Alarm clock blaring ]

[ Groans lightly ] [ Inhales sharply ] >> Ellis?

[ Inhales sharply ] >> Ellis? >> Ma?

>> Ellis? >> Ma? >> Ellis.

>> Ma? >> Ellis. >> Ooh.

>> Ellis. >> Ooh. You're not Ma.

>> Ooh. You're not Ma. >> Would you mind waiting until

You're not Ma. >> Would you mind waiting until I get out before you have

>> Would you mind waiting until I get out before you have breakfast?

I get out before you have breakfast? That's the least you can do

breakfast? That's the least you can do after last night.

That's the least you can do after last night. >> Who are you?

after last night. >> Who are you? >> Okay. You know what, Ellis?

>> Who are you? >> Okay. You know what, Ellis? >> "Ellis"?

>> Okay. You know what, Ellis? >> "Ellis"? >> I can't with you. No.

>> "Ellis"? >> I can't with you. No. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

>> I can't with you. No. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You just called me Ellis.

>> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You just called me Ellis. Wait -- Oh!

You just called me Ellis. Wait -- Oh! [ Door closes ]

Wait -- Oh! [ Door closes ] Ooh.

[ Door closes ] Ooh. What is going on around here?

Ooh. What is going on around here? Ah.

What is going on around here? Ah. I'm my little brother.

Ah. I'm my little brother. [ Gasps ]

I'm my little brother. [ Gasps ] I have hair now.

[ Gasps ] I have hair now. [ Exhales sharply ]

I have hair now. [ Exhales sharply ] This -- [ Chuckles ]

[ Exhales sharply ] This -- [ Chuckles ] All right, little brother.

This -- [ Chuckles ] All right, little brother. [ Laughs ]

All right, little brother. [ Laughs ] The coffee shop is that way.

[ Laughs ] The coffee shop is that way. So you make a right and then a

The coffee shop is that way. So you make a right and then a left, and you're there.

So you make a right and then a left, and you're there. That's -- That's not bad.

left, and you're there. That's -- That's not bad. Wait.

That's -- That's not bad. Wait. [ Laughing ] Oh!

Wait. [ Laughing ] Oh! I'm a Magnum man now.

[ Laughing ] Oh! I'm a Magnum man now. Yeah.

I'm a Magnum man now. Yeah. Magnum.

Yeah. Magnum. Um, hey.

Magnum. Um, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Um, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. >> Everyone told me you were

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. >> Everyone told me you were nothing but a player.

>> Everyone told me you were nothing but a player. They were right.

nothing but a player. They were right. >> Well, j-- No!

They were right. >> Well, j-- No! No, no! They were wrong!

>> Well, j-- No! No, no! They were wrong! You've got to be kidding me.

No, no! They were wrong! You've got to be kidding me. Look, I am not a player.

You've got to be kidding me. Look, I am not a player. There's just something really

Look, I am not a player. There's just something really strange going on around here.

There's just something really strange going on around here. You think I'm Ellis.

strange going on around here. You think I'm Ellis. >> No, you know, I think you're

You think I'm Ellis. >> No, you know, I think you're disgusting.

>> No, you know, I think you're disgusting. >> [ Stammers, sighs ]

disgusting. >> [ Stammers, sighs ] R-Really?

>> [ Stammers, sighs ] R-Really? [ Door slams ]

R-Really? [ Door slams ] ♪♪

[ Door slams ] ♪♪ [ Groans ]

♪♪ [ Groans ] [ Sighs ]

[ Groans ] [ Sighs ] I'm sleeping.

[ Sighs ] I'm sleeping. I've got to be still dreaming.

I'm sleeping. I've got to be still dreaming. I'm asleep.

I've got to be still dreaming. I'm asleep. This doesn't make any sense,

I'm asleep. This doesn't make any sense, no sense whatsoever.

This doesn't make any sense, no sense whatsoever. I-I got to be dreaming.

no sense whatsoever. I-I got to be dreaming. I've got to be.

I-I got to be dreaming. I've got to be. I'm still asleep and I'm

I've got to be. I'm still asleep and I'm dreaming and I'm still asleep.

I'm still asleep and I'm dreaming and I'm still asleep. That's got -- That's got to

dreaming and I'm still asleep. That's got -- That's got to be -- This is a nice house,

That's got -- That's got to be -- This is a nice house, though.

be -- This is a nice house, though. I got to be asleep.

though. I got to be asleep. I have to be asleep.

I got to be asleep. I have to be asleep. ♪♪

I have to be asleep. ♪♪ >> ♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪♪ >> ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪

>> ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪ [ Bells jingling ]

♪ Ah, ah ♪ [ Bells jingling ] >> Man!

[ Bells jingling ] >> Man! Is this boss or what?

>> Man! Is this boss or what? >> What are you -- How did

Is this boss or what? >> What are you -- How did you...

>> What are you -- How did you... What the hell are you doing

you... What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here? What am I doing here?

here? What am I doing here? What's going on?

What am I doing here? What's going on? >> Look at us, Gerry.

What's going on? >> Look at us, Gerry. Finally we're the man!

>> Look at us, Gerry. Finally we're the man! >> What are you talking about?

Finally we're the man! >> What are you talking about? And what do you mean, "we"?

>> What are you talking about? And what do you mean, "we"? >> You haven't figured it out

And what do you mean, "we"? >> You haven't figured it out yet?

>> You haven't figured it out yet? I'm you, and you're me.

yet? I'm you, and you're me. Well, at least, you used to be

I'm you, and you're me. Well, at least, you used to be me when you were 11.

Well, at least, you used to be me when you were 11. Hence, my name -- Eleven.

me when you were 11. Hence, my name -- Eleven. >> Okay.

Hence, my name -- Eleven. >> Okay. How the hell did this happen?

>> Okay. How the hell did this happen? If -- If I'm him, then he must

How the hell did this happen? If -- If I'm him, then he must be...me.

If -- If I'm him, then he must be...me. So, where am I?

be...me. So, where am I? I mean he. Him.

So, where am I? I mean he. Him. I mean me.

I mean he. Him. I mean me. I don't know what I mean.

I mean me. I don't know what I mean. >> You over-think, and that's

I don't know what I mean. >> You over-think, and that's our problem.

>> You over-think, and that's our problem. >> Hey.

our problem. >> Hey. That's my favorite shirt.

>> Hey. That's my favorite shirt. That's the one I burned a hole

That's my favorite shirt. That's the one I burned a hole in when I caught smoking in gym

That's the one I burned a hole in when I caught smoking in gym when I was --

in when I caught smoking in gym when I was -- >> 11?

when I was -- >> 11? Okay, since you can't accept

>> 11? Okay, since you can't accept anything good without getting

Okay, since you can't accept anything good without getting all weird, I'll explain quickly.

anything good without getting all weird, I'll explain quickly. >> Please.

all weird, I'll explain quickly. >> Please. >> I don't know how this

>> Please. >> I don't know how this happened, but I do know why this

>> I don't know how this happened, but I do know why this happened.

happened, but I do know why this happened. Remember at the coffee shop

happened. Remember at the coffee shop where I asked you if you could

Remember at the coffee shop where I asked you if you could trade places with Ellis, and

where I asked you if you could trade places with Ellis, and then you said...

trade places with Ellis, and then you said... >> "I wish."

then you said... >> "I wish." >> Right. That's it.

>> "I wish." >> Right. That's it. >> What do you mean, "That's

>> Right. That's it. >> What do you mean, "That's it"?

>> What do you mean, "That's it"? >> That's why it happened --

it"? >> That's why it happened -- that and what Mom did right

>> That's why it happened -- that and what Mom did right before your wish.

that and what Mom did right before your wish. Mom kept on wishing for Ellis to

before your wish. Mom kept on wishing for Ellis to come home over and over --

Mom kept on wishing for Ellis to come home over and over -- >> Okay, okay, okay.

come home over and over -- >> Okay, okay, okay. So, Ellis is at my house?

>> Okay, okay, okay. So, Ellis is at my house? >> Right, but he's not Ellis.

So, Ellis is at my house? >> Right, but he's not Ellis. He's us.

>> Right, but he's not Ellis. He's us. >> Oh, geez.

He's us. >> Oh, geez. So, Ellis is living my life, and

>> Oh, geez. So, Ellis is living my life, and I'm living his?

So, Ellis is living my life, and I'm living his? >> Just like we always wanted.

I'm living his? >> Just like we always wanted. >> This doesn't make any sense.

>> Just like we always wanted. >> This doesn't make any sense. What about Mom and Junior?

>> This doesn't make any sense. What about Mom and Junior? What about my job?

What about Mom and Junior? What about my job? >> See, I'm gonna stop you right

What about my job? >> See, I'm gonna stop you right there.

>> See, I'm gonna stop you right there. That's our problem -- always

there. That's our problem -- always finding excuses not to do what's

That's our problem -- always finding excuses not to do what's good for us because we're too

finding excuses not to do what's good for us because we're too busy worrying about other

good for us because we're too busy worrying about other people.

busy worrying about other people. We're scared of success.

people. We're scared of success. We have trust issues.

We're scared of success. We have trust issues. >> Okay, okay, okay. I get it.

We have trust issues. >> Okay, okay, okay. I get it. We're screwed up.

>> Okay, okay, okay. I get it. We're screwed up. How did we just swap?

We're screwed up. How did we just swap? >> Wishes, man.

How did we just swap? >> Wishes, man. It's all about the wishes.

>> Wishes, man. It's all about the wishes. >> So, is all this stuff mine?

It's all about the wishes. >> So, is all this stuff mine? >> Technically, all of this is

>> So, is all this stuff mine? >> Technically, all of this is Ellis'.

>> Technically, all of this is Ellis'. But, yeah, I guess you could

Ellis'. But, yeah, I guess you could say it's yours...now.

But, yeah, I guess you could say it's yours...now. Hey, what do you say?

say it's yours...now. Hey, what do you say? You want to go let it all hang

Hey, what do you say? You want to go let it all hang out?

You want to go let it all hang out? Please, please say yes.

out? Please, please say yes. >> [ Sighs ] I don't know.

Please, please say yes. >> [ Sighs ] I don't know. This is weird.

>> [ Sighs ] I don't know. This is weird. But I guess one day wouldn't

This is weird. But I guess one day wouldn't hurt.

But I guess one day wouldn't hurt. >> Great.

hurt. >> Great. But you know we may be stuck

>> Great. But you know we may be stuck here until you figure out how to

But you know we may be stuck here until you figure out how to get back.

here until you figure out how to get back. We -- until we figure out how to

get back. We -- until we figure out how to get back.

>> [ Snores, inhales sharply ]

>> Ellis! >> [ Groans ] Mia, I told you. Don't let me drink tequila on an

>> [ Groans ] Mia, I told you. Don't let me drink tequila on an empty stomach.

Don't let me drink tequila on an empty stomach. [ Sighs ]

empty stomach. [ Sighs ] >> Ellis!

[ Sighs ] >> Ellis! [ Bells jingling ]

>> What the... >> Ellis! >> Mom?

>> Ellis. [ Gasps ] >> [ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ] >> [ Chuckles ] Uh...hold that thought, Mom.

>> [ Chuckles ] Uh...hold that thought, Mom. [ Chuckles ]

Uh...hold that thought, Mom. [ Chuckles ] ♪♪

Hi. Listen. I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's some kind of trick or

I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's some kind of trick or I-I-I drank too much or

Maybe it's some kind of trick or I-I-I drank too much or whatever, but somebody turned my

I-I-I drank too much or whatever, but somebody turned my condo into an exact replica of

whatever, but somebody turned my condo into an exact replica of my mother's house and moved my

condo into an exact replica of my mother's house and moved my mother out here from Louisiana

my mother's house and moved my mother out here from Louisiana all while I was asleep.

mother out here from Louisiana all while I was asleep. Now, I admit, it was an

all while I was asleep. Now, I admit, it was an impressive little trick, and you

Now, I admit, it was an impressive little trick, and you all can tell me how you pulled

impressive little trick, and you all can tell me how you pulled it off later on, but for right

all can tell me how you pulled it off later on, but for right now, I need somebody to get me

it off later on, but for right now, I need somebody to get me the hell out of here 'cause

now, I need somebody to get me the hell out of here 'cause this -- Hello? Hello?

the hell out of here 'cause this -- Hello? Hello? Oh, no, wait a minute.

this -- Hello? Hello? Oh, no, wait a minute. I know she didn't just hang up

Oh, no, wait a minute. I know she didn't just hang up on me.

I know she didn't just hang up on me. You know who I am?

on me. You know who I am? I'm --

You know who I am? I'm -- Gerry?!

I'm -- Gerry?! ♪♪

Gerry?! ♪♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

♪♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> Yeah.

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> Yeah. >> Answer the phone.

>> Yeah. >> Answer the phone. [ Cellphone vibrating, playing

>> Answer the phone. [ Cellphone vibrating, playing ringtone ]

[ Cellphone vibrating, playing ringtone ] >> I don't know who that is.

ringtone ] >> I don't know who that is. I don't know...Mia? Maya?

>> I don't know who that is. I don't know...Mia? Maya? >> Mia.

I don't know...Mia? Maya? >> Mia. She's the cutie in the towel.

>> Mia. She's the cutie in the towel. Your girlfriend.

She's the cutie in the towel. Your girlfriend. Well, at least, one of them.

Your girlfriend. Well, at least, one of them. Listen, to her and everyone

Well, at least, one of them. Listen, to her and everyone else, you're Ellis, so if this

Listen, to her and everyone else, you're Ellis, so if this is going to work, you got to

else, you're Ellis, so if this is going to work, you got to play along.

is going to work, you got to play along. You got to be Ellis.

play along. You got to be Ellis. Not like you got a choice.

You got to be Ellis. Not like you got a choice. >> Hi, um...

Not like you got a choice. >> Hi, um... >> Mia.

>> Hi, um... >> Mia. >> ...Mia.

>> Mia. >> ...Mia. Hey!

>> ...Mia. Hey! >> I'm sorry I stormed out like

Hey! >> I'm sorry I stormed out like that.

>> I'm sorry I stormed out like that. You just make me so crazy

that. You just make me so crazy sometimes.

You just make me so crazy sometimes. >> I know.

sometimes. >> I know. I have that effect on people.

>> I know. I have that effect on people. >> Oh, at least you finally

I have that effect on people. >> Oh, at least you finally acknowledge it.

>> Oh, at least you finally acknowledge it. What time are you getting into

acknowledge it. What time are you getting into the office?

What time are you getting into the office? >> Uh...the office?

the office? >> Uh...the office? >> Wesley's gonna go for that

>> Uh...the office? >> Wesley's gonna go for that settlement.

>> Wesley's gonna go for that settlement. I just know it.

settlement. I just know it. >> Wait. Wait. Wait.

I just know it. >> Wait. Wait. Wait. What settlement?

>> Wait. Wait. Wait. What settlement? >> Can you believe it?

What settlement? >> Can you believe it? Your number 50.

>> Can you believe it? Your number 50. They don't call you the

Your number 50. They don't call you the "Sultan of Settlements" for

They don't call you the "Sultan of Settlements" for nothing.

"Sultan of Settlements" for nothing. Oh, can I get the credit card?

nothing. Oh, can I get the credit card? I want to go Christmas shopping

Oh, can I get the credit card? I want to go Christmas shopping for the staff.

I want to go Christmas shopping for the staff. >> What is she talking about?

for the staff. >> What is she talking about? Why is Ellis settling so many

>> What is she talking about? Why is Ellis settling so many cases?

Why is Ellis settling so many cases? >> Number one, you are Ellis.

cases? >> Number one, you are Ellis. Number two, who cares?

>> Number one, you are Ellis. Number two, who cares? Number three, you're buying

Number two, who cares? Number three, you're buying presents for the staff?

Number three, you're buying presents for the staff? >> Eleven --

presents for the staff? >> Eleven -- >> Ellis, who are you talking

>> Eleven -- >> Ellis, who are you talking to?

>> Ellis, who are you talking to? >> Uh, nothing.

to? >> Uh, nothing. It's -- It's almost 11:00.

>> Uh, nothing. It's -- It's almost 11:00. I'm on my way.

It's -- It's almost 11:00. I'm on my way. >> [ Sighs ]

I'm on my way. >> [ Sighs ] >> Do you know where my

>> [ Sighs ] >> Do you know where my office -- Hello?

>> Do you know where my office -- Hello? Hello?

office -- Hello? Hello? ♪♪

Hello? ♪♪ >> Gerry, listen.

♪♪ >> Gerry, listen. I need you to call me ASAP.

>> Gerry, listen. I need you to call me ASAP. You got it? ASAP.

I need you to call me ASAP. You got it? ASAP. Something really strange is

You got it? ASAP. Something really strange is going on around here, and I need

Something really strange is going on around here, and I need you to answer now.

going on around here, and I need you to answer now. >> About time you got up.

you to answer now. >> About time you got up. >> Nephew, hold on a second.

>> About time you got up. >> Nephew, hold on a second. Call me!

>> Nephew, hold on a second. Call me! Am I glad to see you.

Call me! Am I glad to see you. Maybe you can explain what the

Am I glad to see you. Maybe you can explain what the hell is going on around here.

Maybe you can explain what the hell is going on around here. I went to sleep in L.A., and I

hell is going on around here. I went to sleep in L.A., and I woke up --

I went to sleep in L.A., and I woke up -- Wait.

woke up -- Wait. Where are you right now?

Wait. Where are you right now? Are you in California or

Where are you right now? Are you in California or Louisiana?

Are you in California or Louisiana? >> Louisiana.

Louisiana? >> Louisiana. >> Right.

>> Louisiana. >> Right. And you're Gerry Jr.

>> Right. And you're Gerry Jr. And that's Mom in there, right?

And you're Gerry Jr. And that's Mom in there, right? So...where the hell is Gerry?

And that's Mom in there, right? So...where the hell is Gerry? You know what Gerry is?

So...where the hell is Gerry? You know what Gerry is? >> You know what?

You know what Gerry is? >> You know what? Stay right there.

>> You know what? Stay right there. I'll be right back, okay?

Stay right there. I'll be right back, okay? >> Wait a minute.

I'll be right back, okay? >> Wait a minute. >> Grandma!

>> Wait a minute. >> Grandma! >> Wait!

>> Grandma! >> Wait! I told you -- there's nothing

>> Wait! I told you -- there's nothing wrong with me.

I told you -- there's nothing wrong with me. Will you get that flashlight out

wrong with me. Will you get that flashlight out of my face?

Will you get that flashlight out of my face? Get it out of my face!

of my face? Get it out of my face! >> Okay.

Get it out of my face! >> Okay. >> Wait a minute.

>> Okay. >> Wait a minute. I know you.

>> Wait a minute. I know you. Dexter somebody, right?

I know you. Dexter somebody, right? >> See?

Dexter somebody, right? >> See? This is what I'm talking about.

>> See? This is what I'm talking about. He doesn't know anybody, not

This is what I'm talking about. He doesn't know anybody, not even himself.

He doesn't know anybody, not even himself. Maybe he's got a concussion.

even himself. Maybe he's got a concussion. >> Has he suffered a head injury

Maybe he's got a concussion. >> Has he suffered a head injury recently?

>> Has he suffered a head injury recently? >> Not that I know of.

recently? >> Not that I know of. >> Early onset of Alzheimer's

>> Not that I know of. >> Early onset of Alzheimer's runs in our family.

>> Early onset of Alzheimer's runs in our family. >> Ugh. All right.

runs in our family. >> Ugh. All right. Look, there's nothing wrong with

>> Ugh. All right. Look, there's nothing wrong with me, and I can prove it.

Look, there's nothing wrong with me, and I can prove it. You're Gerry's friend

me, and I can prove it. You're Gerry's friend Dexter Buchannan.

You're Gerry's friend Dexter Buchannan. Ha!

Dexter Buchannan. Ha! You're a doctor?

Ha! You're a doctor? >> Pharmacist.

You're a doctor? >> Pharmacist. >> That's it.

>> Pharmacist. >> That's it. I'm getting the hell out of

>> That's it. I'm getting the hell out of here.

I'm getting the hell out of here. >> [ Stammers ] Let him go.

here. >> [ Stammers ] Let him go. He probably just needs time

>> [ Stammers ] Let him go. He probably just needs time alone to...you know...

He probably just needs time alone to...you know... >> Uh, hello?

alone to...you know... >> Uh, hello? >> Gerry, thank God you picked

>> Uh, hello? >> Gerry, thank God you picked up.

>> Gerry, thank God you picked up. >> Ellis, where are you?

up. >> Ellis, where are you? >> I'm at your hou-- Well, you

>> Ellis, where are you? >> I'm at your hou-- Well, you know, Mom's hou-- Where do you

>> I'm at your hou-- Well, you know, Mom's hou-- Where do you live, man?

know, Mom's hou-- Where do you live, man? Look, I don't know how you

live, man? Look, I don't know how you pulled this off, some kind of

Look, I don't know how you pulled this off, some kind of Creole voodoo or something, but

pulled this off, some kind of Creole voodoo or something, but you need to fix it.

Creole voodoo or something, but you need to fix it. >> Hey, I'm just as upset about

you need to fix it. >> Hey, I'm just as upset about this as you are.

>> Hey, I'm just as upset about this as you are. >> You're upset?

this as you are. >> You're upset? You're upset?

>> You're upset? You're upset? You're in my office, living in

You're upset? You're in my office, living in my house, wearing my suits,

You're in my office, living in my house, wearing my suits, messing with my --

my house, wearing my suits, messing with my -- You better not be messing with

messing with my -- You better not be messing with any of my girls.

You better not be messing with any of my girls. >> Look, I can't explain this,

any of my girls. >> Look, I can't explain this, just like you can't.

>> Look, I can't explain this, just like you can't. I woke up, and I was you.

just like you can't. I woke up, and I was you. I didn't have anything to do

I woke up, and I was you. I didn't have anything to do with this.

I didn't have anything to do with this. >> Wait.

with this. >> Wait. Actually, I did.

>> Wait. Actually, I did. [ Sighs ]

Actually, I did. [ Sighs ] 11-year-old me did this, some

[ Sighs ] 11-year-old me did this, some kind of Christmas wish, and you

11-year-old me did this, some kind of Christmas wish, and you know Christmas wishes always

kind of Christmas wish, and you know Christmas wishes always come true.

know Christmas wishes always come true. >> [ Groans ]

come true. >> [ Groans ] Let -- Gerry, let me ask you a

>> [ Groans ] Let -- Gerry, let me ask you a question.

Let -- Gerry, let me ask you a question. You on drugs?

question. You on drugs? >> No.

You on drugs? >> No. >> How'd you do this?

>> No. >> How'd you do this? You're mad at me, right?

>> How'd you do this? You're mad at me, right? This is some kind of revenge,

You're mad at me, right? This is some kind of revenge, right?

This is some kind of revenge, right? You're mad because I made a huge

right? You're mad because I made a huge success of myself and you wound

You're mad because I made a huge success of myself and you wound up being stuck making coffee.

success of myself and you wound up being stuck making coffee. >> I hate to rain on your

up being stuck making coffee. >> I hate to rain on your charade, little brother.

>> I hate to rain on your charade, little brother. I'm the reason you're such a

charade, little brother. I'm the reason you're such a big shot.

I'm the reason you're such a big shot. >> Oh, boy. Here we go.

big shot. >> Oh, boy. Here we go. "Woe is me.

>> Oh, boy. Here we go. "Woe is me. I sacrificed everything so my

"Woe is me. I sacrificed everything so my brother could go to law school

I sacrificed everything so my brother could go to law school while I got stuck taking care of

brother could go to law school while I got stuck taking care of my ailing old mother."

while I got stuck taking care of my ailing old mother." >> Watch your mouth.

my ailing old mother." >> Watch your mouth. Don't talk about Mom like that.

>> Watch your mouth. Don't talk about Mom like that. >> Don't tell me what to do.

Don't talk about Mom like that. >> Don't tell me what to do. Then don't raise your voice at

>> Don't tell me what to do. Then don't raise your voice at me.

Then don't raise your voice at me. >> I'm telling you right now --

me. >> I'm telling you right now -- Give me back my body, my house,

>> I'm telling you right now -- Give me back my body, my house, and everything else that belongs

Give me back my body, my house, and everything else that belongs to me, and get me out of this

and everything else that belongs to me, and get me out of this dump that you call a life!

to me, and get me out of this dump that you call a life! >> Right, because you deserve so

dump that you call a life! >> Right, because you deserve so much better.

>> Right, because you deserve so much better. >> Brilliant deduction!

much better. >> Brilliant deduction! You might have made an excellent

>> Brilliant deduction! You might have made an excellent attorney!

You might have made an excellent attorney! >> All right.

attorney! >> All right. You want me to fix it?

>> All right. You want me to fix it? >> Damn right!

You want me to fix it? >> Damn right! >> Now?

>> Damn right! >> Now? >> Right now.

>> Now? >> Right now. >> All right, I will.

>> Hello? >> Hello? Gerry? Gerry?!

>> Hello? Gerry? Gerry?! >> Fixed.

Gerry? Gerry?! >> Fixed. >> Gerry?

>> Fixed. >> Gerry? >> I've got my cell.

>> Gerry? >> I've got my cell. Just call me if you need

>> I've got my cell. Just call me if you need anything, Junior, okay?

Just call me if you need anything, Junior, okay? >> Yeah, like a prescription

anything, Junior, okay? >> Yeah, like a prescription refill?

>> Yeah, like a prescription refill? Yeah, you'll be the first person

refill? Yeah, you'll be the first person we call!

Yeah, you'll be the first person we call! >> What was that?

we call! >> What was that? >> I can explain anything about

>> What was that? >> I can explain anything about anything to anybody, okay?

>> I can explain anything about anything to anybody, okay? So please don't ask me any

anything to anybody, okay? So please don't ask me any questions.

So please don't ask me any questions. Wait.

questions. Wait. What's going on with you?

Wait. What's going on with you? Shouldn't be in school or

What's going on with you? Shouldn't be in school or something?

Shouldn't be in school or something? >> I got suspended, remember?

something? >> I got suspended, remember? For smoking in the gym?

>> I got suspended, remember? For smoking in the gym? >> [ Laughs ]

For smoking in the gym? >> [ Laughs ] >> Dad, there is something

>> [ Laughs ] >> Dad, there is something seriously weird going on with

>> Dad, there is something seriously weird going on with you.

seriously weird going on with you. >> I know -- 'cause I'm not

you. >> I know -- 'cause I'm not really, uh...

>> I know -- 'cause I'm not really, uh... Look, never mind me.

really, uh... Look, never mind me. There's something weird about

Look, never mind me. There's something weird about you, too.

There's something weird about you, too. I think maybe it's the hair.

you, too. I think maybe it's the hair. And what's going on with those

I think maybe it's the hair. And what's going on with those sweats?

And what's going on with those sweats? [ Scoffs ]

sweats? [ Scoffs ] Who taught you how to dress?

[ Scoffs ] Who taught you how to dress? >> You did.

Who taught you how to dress? >> You did. >> Oh, right.

>> You did. >> Oh, right. Looks like we could both use

>> Oh, right. Looks like we could both use some new clothes.

Looks like we could both use some new clothes. How about we go to the mall?

some new clothes. How about we go to the mall? >> [ Scoffs ]

How about we go to the mall? >> [ Scoffs ] You want to go to the mall?

>> [ Scoffs ] You want to go to the mall? >> Yeah.

You want to go to the mall? >> Yeah. Look, don't tell anybody, but

>> Yeah. Look, don't tell anybody, but there's nothing I enjoy more

Look, don't tell anybody, but there's nothing I enjoy more than a shopping spree when I'm

there's nothing I enjoy more than a shopping spree when I'm stressed.

than a shopping spree when I'm stressed. >> Okay.

stressed. >> Okay. Where's my Black Card?

>> Okay. Where's my Black Card? >> Okay, you got jokes.

Where's my Black Card? >> Okay, you got jokes. All right.

>> Okay, you got jokes. All right. >> Gerry.

All right. >> Gerry. Who knew he was so broke?

>> Gerry. Who knew he was so broke? Rain check on the shopping.

Who knew he was so broke? Rain check on the shopping. >> Right.

Rain check on the shopping. >> Right. [ Birds chirping ]

>> Right. [ Birds chirping ] [ Phone tapping ]

[ Birds chirping ] [ Phone tapping ] ♪♪

♪♪

[ "I'll Be Home for Christmas" plays ]

>> ♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪

♪ You can count on me ♪ >> Come dance with Mommy, boys. >> ♪ Please have snow

>> Come dance with Mommy, boys. >> ♪ Please have snow and mistletoe ♪

>> ♪ Please have snow and mistletoe ♪ >> [ Humming lightly ]

and mistletoe ♪ >> [ Humming lightly ] >> ♪ And presents under the

>> [ Humming lightly ] >> ♪ And presents under the tree ♪

♪♪

>> Wow. >> Good morning, Mr. Ellis. >> Good morning.

>> Good morning, Mr. Ellis. >> Good morning. Hey, would you like your hot

>> Good morning. Hey, would you like your hot cocoa in a travel mug since

Hey, would you like your hot cocoa in a travel mug since you're running late?

cocoa in a travel mug since you're running late? >> Actually...

you're running late? >> Actually... I'm gonna have it here.

>> Actually... I'm gonna have it here. >> Nice.

>> Wow. Um, oh, and could I please get a -- a cinnamon stick and...

Um, oh, and could I please get a -- a cinnamon stick and... Pop-Tarts?

a -- a cinnamon stick and... Pop-Tarts? >> Pop-Tarts?

Pop-Tarts? >> Pop-Tarts? Man, you must not know who I am.

>> Pop-Tarts? Man, you must not know who I am. ♪♪

>> This place is enormous. [ Clears throat ] Hey. Good morning.

[ Clears throat ] Hey. Good morning. [ Sighs ]

Hey. Good morning. [ Sighs ] I need a -- I got to get some

[ Sighs ] I need a -- I got to get some coffee.

I need a -- I got to get some coffee. >> Hey. Hey.

coffee. >> Hey. Hey. >> I know that.

>> Hey. Hey. >> I know that. I was checking to see -- We had

>> I know that. I was checking to see -- We had some problems with the chairs

I was checking to see -- We had some problems with the chairs last week.

some problems with the chairs last week. That one's good.

last week. That one's good. I-I -- My apologies.

That one's good. I-I -- My apologies. I thought the conference was in

I-I -- My apologies. I thought the conference was in another conference room in

I thought the conference was in another conference room in another area of the building.

another conference room in another area of the building. [ Breathes deeply ]

another area of the building. [ Breathes deeply ] Uh, good morning.

[ Breathes deeply ] Uh, good morning. Good morning.

Uh, good morning. Good morning. How about we start by some

Good morning. How about we start by some updates, some updates on

How about we start by some updates, some updates on everything that's going on?

updates, some updates on everything that's going on? Um...

everything that's going on? Um... >> Like what?

Um... >> Like what? >> Like, um...

>> Like what? >> Like, um... Let's begin with going around

>> Like, um... Let's begin with going around the table and everyone introduce

Let's begin with going around the table and everyone introduce themselves.

the table and everyone introduce themselves. Uh...

themselves. Uh... Start with you.

Uh... Start with you. ♪♪

>> Ellis?

Ellis! >> [ Breathes deeply ] >> Ellis!

>> [ Breathes deeply ] >> Ellis! Ellis!

>> Ellis! Ellis! >> Thank you.

Ellis! >> Thank you. Thank you very much for updating

>> Thank you. Thank you very much for updating me on all your cases and -- and

Thank you very much for updating me on all your cases and -- and the input and so forth.

me on all your cases and -- and the input and so forth. I did have one more question.

the input and so forth. I did have one more question. Um...why again are we settling

I did have one more question. Um...why again are we settling the Wesley case?

Um...why again are we settling the Wesley case? >> That's what we do.

the Wesley case? >> That's what we do. >> Right, but based on what I

>> That's what we do. >> Right, but based on what I heard this morning, Mr. Wesley

>> Right, but based on what I heard this morning, Mr. Wesley has a legitimate chance at

heard this morning, Mr. Wesley has a legitimate chance at winning.

has a legitimate chance at winning. He deserves his day in court,

winning. He deserves his day in court, yes?

He deserves his day in court, yes? >> But I thought you wanted to

yes? >> But I thought you wanted to settle.

>> But I thought you wanted to settle. >> I changed my mind.

settle. >> I changed my mind. A settlement is chump change to

>> I changed my mind. A settlement is chump change to a multimillion-dollar insurance

A settlement is chump change to a multimillion-dollar insurance company like that.

a multimillion-dollar insurance company like that. Besides, if they settle, they're

company like that. Besides, if they settle, they're never held accountable for their

Besides, if they settle, they're never held accountable for their actions.

never held accountable for their actions. Win or lose, I want the public

actions. Win or lose, I want the public to know what they did.

Win or lose, I want the public to know what they did. They fired Mr. Wesley because

to know what they did. They fired Mr. Wesley because simply because of his age.

They fired Mr. Wesley because simply because of his age. That's not okay, and we are

simply because of his age. That's not okay, and we are going to trial.

That's not okay, and we are going to trial. >> What about your record?

going to trial. >> What about your record? >> No one's keeping score, Mia.

>> What about your record? >> No one's keeping score, Mia. It's not a game.

>> No one's keeping score, Mia. It's not a game. Mr. Wesley gave that company

It's not a game. Mr. Wesley gave that company 40 years of his life.

Mr. Wesley gave that company 40 years of his life. He worked 12-hour days to fatten

40 years of his life. He worked 12-hour days to fatten their pockets, and sometimes he

He worked 12-hour days to fatten their pockets, and sometimes he could barely provide for his own

their pockets, and sometimes he could barely provide for his own family.

could barely provide for his own family. Now they want to fire him, bring

family. Now they want to fire him, bring in someone half his age, pay

Now they want to fire him, bring in someone half his age, pay that person half of his salary?

in someone half his age, pay that person half of his salary? No. Not on my watch.

that person half of his salary? No. Not on my watch. And that's happening far too

No. Not on my watch. And that's happening far too often -- old people being

And that's happening far too often -- old people being mistreated in all sorts of ways.

often -- old people being mistreated in all sorts of ways. I won't be party to it.

mistreated in all sorts of ways. I won't be party to it. >> Okay.

I won't be party to it. >> Okay. ♪♪

>> Okay. ♪♪ >> What the hell was that?

♪♪ >> What the hell was that? >> I don't know, but someone

>> What the hell was that? >> I don't know, but someone tipped him off.

>> I don't know, but someone tipped him off. >> You think?

tipped him off. >> You think? Why else would he shift gears

>> You think? Why else would he shift gears like that?

Why else would he shift gears like that? >> We're gonna have to speed

like that? >> We're gonna have to speed things up.

>> We're gonna have to speed things up. >> Yeah.

things up. >> Yeah. [ Elevator dings ]

>> Yeah. [ Elevator dings ] [ Indistinct singing ]

[ Elevator dings ] [ Indistinct singing ] >> [ Exhales slowly ] Okay.

[ Indistinct singing ] >> [ Exhales slowly ] Okay. Let's try this again.

>> [ Exhales slowly ] Okay. Let's try this again. Hi. This is Ellis.

Let's try this again. Hi. This is Ellis. I -- Um, I mean, may I please

Hi. This is Ellis. I -- Um, I mean, may I please speak with Ellis?

I -- Um, I mean, may I please speak with Ellis? Ellis Craig.

speak with Ellis? Ellis Craig. I don't care if he's busy.

Ellis Craig. I don't care if he's busy. Put him on the phone.

I don't care if he's busy. Put him on the phone. No. Wait a minute.

Put him on the phone. No. Wait a minute. Is this Diane?

No. Wait a minute. Is this Diane? Well, Diane, when I get back to

Is this Diane? Well, Diane, when I get back to L.A., you're fired, okay?

Well, Diane, when I get back to L.A., you're fired, okay? 'Cause this is

L.A., you're fired, okay? 'Cause this is insubordination -- Hello?

'Cause this is insubordination -- Hello? Hello?

insubordination -- Hello? Hello? >> I'm taking Junior for a walk.

Hello? >> I'm taking Junior for a walk. Would you like to come with?

>> I'm taking Junior for a walk. Would you like to come with? >> Actually, I'm taking her for

Would you like to come with? >> Actually, I'm taking her for a walk, but...

>> Actually, I'm taking her for a walk, but... >> No, I don't feel like

a walk, but... >> No, I don't feel like walking.

>> No, I don't feel like walking. I don't feel like talking.

walking. I don't feel like talking. I just want to get back to --

I don't feel like talking. I just want to get back to -- I'm -- I'm fine.

I just want to get back to -- I'm -- I'm fine. You two go walk.

I'm -- I'm fine. You two go walk. >> What's the matter, baby?

You two go walk. >> What's the matter, baby? >> Mom, I'm not who you think I

>> What's the matter, baby? >> Mom, I'm not who you think I am, okay?

>> Mom, I'm not who you think I am, okay? I don't know how it happened,

am, okay? I don't know how it happened, but Gerry and I seemed to --

I don't know how it happened, but Gerry and I seemed to -- I'm fine. Enjoy your walk, okay?

but Gerry and I seemed to -- I'm fine. Enjoy your walk, okay? >> I'll be sure to get him back

I'm fine. Enjoy your walk, okay? >> I'll be sure to get him back before you have to go to work.

>> I'll be sure to get him back before you have to go to work. >> Work?

before you have to go to work. >> Work? >> Don't tell me you forgot

>> Work? >> Don't tell me you forgot about that, too.

>> Don't tell me you forgot about that, too. Sleepy Joe's?

about that, too. Sleepy Joe's? >> [ Chuckles ]

Sleepy Joe's? >> [ Chuckles ] You expect me to -- [ Chuckles ]

>> [ Chuckles ] You expect me to -- [ Chuckles ] You want me to work at a coffee

You expect me to -- [ Chuckles ] You want me to work at a coffee shop?

You want me to work at a coffee shop? I don't think so.

shop? I don't think so. >> Yeah, well, think again

I don't think so. >> Yeah, well, think again because we got bills to pay and

>> Yeah, well, think again because we got bills to pay and bellies to feed, and you're the

because we got bills to pay and bellies to feed, and you're the only one with a j-o-b, so...

bellies to feed, and you're the only one with a j-o-b, so... Come on, grandma.

>> They crazy. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on one second.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on one second. Ma'am, hold on one second.

Hold on one second. Ma'am, hold on one second. Hold on one second.

Ma'am, hold on one second. Hold on one second. You said, uh -- Listen, I got

Hold on one second. You said, uh -- Listen, I got your tea.

You said, uh -- Listen, I got your tea. That's a child thing.

♪♪ [ Ice cubes clinking ] >> What are you doing?

[ Ice cubes clinking ] >> What are you doing? >> Making a drink.

>> What are you doing? >> Making a drink. >> Really?

>> Making a drink. >> Really? >> Yes, really.

>> Really? >> Yes, really. You care for one?

>> Yes, really. You care for one? >> Sure.

You care for one? >> Sure. >> What do you want?

>> Sure. >> What do you want? >> The usual.

>> What do you want? >> The usual. >> I'll surprise you.

>> The usual. >> I'll surprise you. [ Clears throat ]

What are you looking for? >> Evidence. Earrings, lingerie, a naked girl

>> Evidence. Earrings, lingerie, a naked girl hiding in the closet.

Earrings, lingerie, a naked girl hiding in the closet. >> Sorry to say I think you have

hiding in the closet. >> Sorry to say I think you have the wrong guy.

>> Sorry to say I think you have the wrong guy. ♪♪

the wrong guy. ♪♪ [ Sighs heavily ]

♪♪ [ Sighs heavily ] >> Ellis.

[ Sighs heavily ] >> Ellis. >> [ Sighs ]

>> Ellis. >> [ Sighs ] >> Ellis.

>> [ Sighs ] >> Ellis. >> Yes? Yes?

>> Ellis. >> Yes? Yes? Ellis.

>> Yes? Yes? Ellis. >> All that stuff you said

Ellis. >> All that stuff you said today -- what was that about?

>> All that stuff you said today -- what was that about? >> Fairness, honesty, doing the

today -- what was that about? >> Fairness, honesty, doing the right thing.

>> Fairness, honesty, doing the right thing. Should I continue?

right thing. Should I continue? >> What is up with you?

Should I continue? >> What is up with you? Not that I'm complaining.

>> What is up with you? Not that I'm complaining. But you don't sound like the

Not that I'm complaining. But you don't sound like the same selfish, money-hungry Ellis

But you don't sound like the same selfish, money-hungry Ellis we all know and love.

same selfish, money-hungry Ellis we all know and love. >> I wasn't really that bad,

we all know and love. >> I wasn't really that bad, was I?

>> I wasn't really that bad, was I? Mnh.

was I? Mnh. Okay.

Mnh. Okay. Well, I wasn't always that bad.

Okay. Well, I wasn't always that bad. Believe it or not, I was

Well, I wasn't always that bad. Believe it or not, I was actually a pretty decent guy.

Believe it or not, I was actually a pretty decent guy. I mean, I, um -- I still am.

actually a pretty decent guy. I mean, I, um -- I still am. I mean, I might be a little

I mean, I, um -- I still am. I mean, I might be a little selfish, but...I would like to

I mean, I might be a little selfish, but...I would like to be that guy again.

selfish, but...I would like to be that guy again. >> Good.

be that guy again. >> Good. I like that guy.

[ Bells jingling ] [ "Deck the Halls" plays ]

>> Eat up. What? That's all I got. Eat up.

What? That's all I got. Eat up. ♪♪

>> It happens. It's okay. [ Stammers ] It's never happened to you

[ Stammers ] It's never happened to you before, but...it -- it happens.

It's never happened to you before, but...it -- it happens. >> [ Sighs ]

before, but...it -- it happens. >> [ Sighs ] [ Birds chirping ]

[ Sighs ] [ Water running ] [ Bells jingling ]

[ Water running ] [ Bells jingling ] >> I can't believe you blew it.

[ Bells jingling ] >> I can't believe you blew it. We were this close to getting

>> I can't believe you blew it. We were this close to getting laid.

We were this close to getting laid. First of all, that is no way for

laid. First of all, that is no way for an 11-year-old boy to talk.

First of all, that is no way for an 11-year-old boy to talk. Secondly, I am not gonna

an 11-year-old boy to talk. Secondly, I am not gonna you-know-what my brother's

Secondly, I am not gonna you-know-what my brother's girlfriend.

you-know-what my brother's girlfriend. >> See? That's our problem.

girlfriend. >> See? That's our problem. We're too nice.

>> See? That's our problem. We're too nice. Remember in the second grade

We're too nice. Remember in the second grade when Amy tried to kiss us, but

Remember in the second grade when Amy tried to kiss us, but we said no because Dexter liked

when Amy tried to kiss us, but we said no because Dexter liked her?

we said no because Dexter liked her? >> Mm-hmm.

her? >> Mm-hmm. >> Mia's falling in love with

>> Mm-hmm. >> Mia's falling in love with us.

>> Mia's falling in love with us. >> No.

us. >> No. Mia's falling in love with

>> No. Mia's falling in love with Ellis.

Mia's falling in love with Ellis. >> Excuse me?

Ellis. >> Excuse me? Is there a problem?

>> Excuse me? Is there a problem? >> Yeah.

Is there a problem? >> Yeah. I'm putting in the work.

>> Yeah. I'm putting in the work. >> And reaping none of the

I'm putting in the work. >> And reaping none of the rewards.

>> And reaping none of the rewards. >> And Ellis is getting all the

rewards. >> And Ellis is getting all the credit.

>> And Ellis is getting all the credit. >> So?

credit. >> So? Ellis is at our little, run-down

>> So? Ellis is at our little, run-down crib in Louisiana.

Ellis is at our little, run-down crib in Louisiana. We're in L.A.

crib in Louisiana. We're in L.A. We got a Porsche, a Benz, and a

We're in L.A. We got a Porsche, a Benz, and a Bentley in our garage and a foxy

We got a Porsche, a Benz, and a Bentley in our garage and a foxy lady in our bed.

Bentley in our garage and a foxy lady in our bed. >> "Foxy"?

lady in our bed. >> "Foxy"? Look, this isn't my life.

>> "Foxy"? Look, this isn't my life. I can't stay here forever.

Look, this isn't my life. I can't stay here forever. >> Why not?

I can't stay here forever. >> Why not? I mean, do you really want to go

>> Why not? I mean, do you really want to go back?

I mean, do you really want to go back? >> Well, yeah, eventually.

back? >> Well, yeah, eventually. >> Don't look at me like that.

>> Well, yeah, eventually. >> Don't look at me like that. This is cool.

>> Don't look at me like that. This is cool. It's like a gift from Santa for

This is cool. It's like a gift from Santa for being a good boy all these

It's like a gift from Santa for being a good boy all these years.

being a good boy all these years. Plus, it's about time Ellis

years. Plus, it's about time Ellis looked out for somebody else for

Plus, it's about time Ellis looked out for somebody else for a change.

looked out for somebody else for a change. >> [ Chuckles ]

a change. >> [ Chuckles ] Well, you got a point there.

>> [ Chuckles ] Well, you got a point there. >> Hey, he's probably having as

Well, you got a point there. >> Hey, he's probably having as much fun as we are.

>> Hey, he's probably having as much fun as we are. >> [ Thunder rumbling ]

much fun as we are. >> [ Thunder rumbling ] ♪♪

>> [ Thunder rumbling ] ♪♪ >> Mom. Mom!

Mom, okay, look, you don't have to eat your food, but please don't play with it.

to eat your food, but please don't play with it. [ Sighs ]

[ Birds chirping ] [ Cellphone ringing, vibrating ]

>> Hannah, hey. >> When you gonna sign the divorce papers?

>> When you gonna sign the divorce papers? I'm tired of being in limbo.

divorce papers? I'm tired of being in limbo. I'm tired of struggling.

I'm tired of being in limbo. I'm tired of struggling. I'm out here busting my ass

I'm tired of struggling. I'm out here busting my ass selling houses so that I can get

I'm out here busting my ass selling houses so that I can get out of that shoe box.

selling houses so that I can get out of that shoe box. You know, I don't -- I don't get

out of that shoe box. You know, I don't -- I don't get it, Gerry.

You know, I don't -- I don't get it, Gerry. What -- What happened to you?

it, Gerry. What -- What happened to you? >> Why do you want a divorce,

What -- What happened to you? >> Why do you want a divorce, Hannah?

>> Why do you want a divorce, Hannah? >> Have you forgotten what it

Hannah? >> Have you forgotten what it was like between us?

>> Have you forgotten what it was like between us? I don't blame you for taking

was like between us? I don't blame you for taking care of your mother.

I don't blame you for taking care of your mother. I admire that.

care of your mother. I admire that. But you gave up on everything

I admire that. But you gave up on everything else, Gerry.

But you gave up on everything else, Gerry. You gave up on us.

else, Gerry. You gave up on us. >> Women are all the same.

You gave up on us. >> Women are all the same. All they want is money.

>> Women are all the same. All they want is money. >> I don't care about money.

All they want is money. >> I don't care about money. I care about you and I care

>> I don't care about money. I care about you and I care about Junior and I care about

I care about you and I care about Junior and I care about the life we were supposed to

about Junior and I care about the life we were supposed to have together.

the life we were supposed to have together. You gave up on our dreams, and I

have together. You gave up on our dreams, and I cannot continue to sit around

You gave up on our dreams, and I cannot continue to sit around and act like it's okay because

cannot continue to sit around and act like it's okay because it's not.

and act like it's okay because it's not. Sign the divorce papers, Gerry,

it's not. Sign the divorce papers, Gerry, please.

>> [ Sighs ] >> We'll talk about it in the office.

>> We'll talk about it in the office. [ Sighs ]

I'm going to be disbarred. Someone filed a complaint alleging that I've been taking

Someone filed a complaint alleging that I've been taking money under the table from

alleging that I've been taking money under the table from opposing defendants in exchange

money under the table from opposing defendants in exchange for convincing my clients to

opposing defendants in exchange for convincing my clients to accept smaller settlements.

for convincing my clients to accept smaller settlements. It's not true, is it, Mia?

accept smaller settlements. It's not true, is it, Mia? It's not what's been going on

It's not true, is it, Mia? It's not what's been going on around here, is it?

It's not what's been going on around here, is it? Answer me!

around here, is it? Answer me! >> Okay, Ellis, you're making me

Answer me! >> Okay, Ellis, you're making me nervous.

>> Okay, Ellis, you're making me nervous. I know you're upset about this,

nervous. I know you're upset about this, but --

I know you're upset about this, but -- >> You're damn right I'm upset.

but -- >> You're damn right I'm upset. This could ruin my brother's

>> You're damn right I'm upset. This could ruin my brother's career.

This could ruin my brother's career. He's worked way too hard -- I

career. He's worked way too hard -- I mean I've worked -- I don't know

He's worked way too hard -- I mean I've worked -- I don't know what I mean.

mean I've worked -- I don't know what I mean. [ Sighs heavily ]

what I mean. [ Sighs heavily ] Did he really do this?

[ Sighs heavily ] Did he really do this? Is this the kind of person he

Did he really do this? Is this the kind of person he is?

Is this the kind of person he is? [ "Jingle Bells" playing ]

>> Hey, Mom. >> Hi, honey.

♪♪

[ Bells jingling ]

>> I can assure you that I intend to address these allegations.

intend to address these allegations. I will do whatever it takes to

allegations. I will do whatever it takes to protect the image of this firm.

I will do whatever it takes to protect the image of this firm. That's all for now.

[ Sighs heavily ]

I got to fix this, Mia.

>> We'll fix it together.

[ Indistinct conversations ] [ Cellphone dings ]

>> Hey, I'm gonna take my break. I'll be right back. >> Gerry, calm down.

I'll be right back. >> Gerry, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.

>> Gerry, calm down. Calm down. Calm down. I'll explain.

Calm down. Calm down. I'll explain. Okay, listen -- there's two guys

I'll explain. Okay, listen -- there's two guys at my firm that are salty that I

Okay, listen -- there's two guys at my firm that are salty that I won't make them business

at my firm that are salty that I won't make them business partners.

won't make them business partners. >> Paul and Josh, right?

partners. >> Paul and Josh, right? >> Yes.

>> Paul and Josh, right? >> Yes. I found out that they got in

>> Yes. I found out that they got in touch with an opposing attorney,

I found out that they got in touch with an opposing attorney, in writing, pretending to be me,

touch with an opposing attorney, in writing, pretending to be me, told them we get our client to

in writing, pretending to be me, told them we get our client to settle the case with their

told them we get our client to settle the case with their client for peanuts if they would

settle the case with their client for peanuts if they would pay us under the table.

client for peanuts if they would pay us under the table. >> And the attorney went to bar

pay us under the table. >> And the attorney went to bar association.

>> And the attorney went to bar association. >> Yes, and that guy hates my

association. >> Yes, and that guy hates my guts.

>> Yes, and that guy hates my guts. But his assistant wants to --

guts. But his assistant wants to -- Uh, she's sweet on me, so, you

But his assistant wants to -- Uh, she's sweet on me, so, you know, she gave me the heads-up.

Uh, she's sweet on me, so, you know, she gave me the heads-up. >> I knew something was up with

know, she gave me the heads-up. >> I knew something was up with those two guys.

>> I knew something was up with those two guys. But why have you been settling

those two guys. But why have you been settling so many cases, Ellis?

But why have you been settling so many cases, Ellis? >> All of the whistle-blowers

so many cases, Ellis? >> All of the whistle-blowers come to me.

>> All of the whistle-blowers come to me. Look, they all have legitimate

come to me. Look, they all have legitimate complaints, but they got nothing

Look, they all have legitimate complaints, but they got nothing to back them up.

complaints, but they got nothing to back them up. You know, all of the big

to back them up. You know, all of the big companies string them along for

You know, all of the big companies string them along for years.

companies string them along for years. Look, they'd end up with nothing

years. Look, they'd end up with nothing if we didn't settle.

Look, they'd end up with nothing if we didn't settle. >> So, you're trying to help

if we didn't settle. >> So, you're trying to help them.

>> So, you're trying to help them. >> [ Sighs ]

them. >> [ Sighs ] Don't sound so surprised.

>> [ Sighs ] Don't sound so surprised. Anyway, it doesn't matter now.

Don't sound so surprised. Anyway, it doesn't matter now. I can't fight this.

Anyway, it doesn't matter now. I can't fight this. [ Sighs ] My career's over.

I can't fight this. [ Sighs ] My career's over. >> No, no, I'm not gonna let

[ Sighs ] My career's over. >> No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen.

>> No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen. But I do think you should stay

that happen. But I do think you should stay there in Louisiana, let me take

But I do think you should stay there in Louisiana, let me take care of everything.

there in Louisiana, let me take care of everything. This could get a little ugly,

care of everything. This could get a little ugly, and you tend to choke under

This could get a little ugly, and you tend to choke under pressure sometimes.

and you tend to choke under pressure sometimes. >> Are you sure?

pressure sometimes. >> Are you sure? I could still help.

>> Are you sure? I could still help. >> Let me take care of it.

I could still help. >> Let me take care of it. How's mom and Junior?

>> Let me take care of it. How's mom and Junior? >> They're great. They're great.

How's mom and Junior? >> They're great. They're great. I got everything under control

>> They're great. They're great. I got everything under control here.

I got everything under control here. You get everything under control

here. You get everything under control there, okay?

You get everything under control there, okay? >> Okay.

there, okay? >> Okay. I got to go.

>> Okay. I got to go. [ Sighs ]

>> [ Sighs ] [ Bells jingling ] [ Sighs heavily ]

[ Bells jingling ] [ Sighs heavily ] ♪♪

>> You sly devil. What? You don't recognize me? I mean you.

What? You don't recognize me? I mean you. I'm you when you were 7.

I mean you. I'm you when you were 7. Hence, my name -- Seven.

I'm you when you were 7. Hence, my name -- Seven. Don't you love our brother,

Hence, my name -- Seven. Don't you love our brother, always taking care of us?

Don't you love our brother, always taking care of us? With all that stuff going on in

always taking care of us? With all that stuff going on in L.A., you're better off staying

With all that stuff going on in L.A., you're better off staying here.

L.A., you're better off staying here. Let Gerry handle it.

here. Let Gerry handle it. That's what we've always done,

Let Gerry handle it. That's what we've always done, right?

That's what we've always done, right? Hey, and while we're at it, we

right? Hey, and while we're at it, we might as well make ourselves

Hey, and while we're at it, we might as well make ourselves comfy.

might as well make ourselves comfy. First we need to get a real job

comfy. First we need to get a real job and maybe go back to, um, law

First we need to get a real job and maybe go back to, um, law school.

and maybe go back to, um, law school. Oh, and we need some new

school. Oh, and we need some new threads.

Oh, and we need some new threads. Man, do we need some new

threads. Man, do we need some new threads.

Man, do we need some new threads. ♪♪

>> Oh, man! >> Dad, what the hell happened? The -- The dude at the shop said

>> Dad, what the hell happened? The -- The dude at the shop said you passed out on the restroom

The -- The dude at the shop said you passed out on the restroom floor?

you passed out on the restroom floor? And then when you got home, you

floor? And then when you got home, you were talking to yourself or

And then when you got home, you were talking to yourself or some-- What's going on?

were talking to yourself or some-- What's going on? >> I'm fine. I'm fine. Relax.

some-- What's going on? >> I'm fine. I'm fine. Relax. Too many coffee fumes.

>> I'm fine. I'm fine. Relax. Too many coffee fumes. Where's Mom?

Too many coffee fumes. Where's Mom? >> Sleeping, surprisingly.

Where's Mom? >> Sleeping, surprisingly. >> [ Sighs ]

>> Sleeping, surprisingly. >> [ Sighs ] >> I got to get a new job.

>> [ Sighs ] >> I got to get a new job. >> Seriously?

>> I got to get a new job. >> Seriously? >> And I'm gonna apply to law

>> Seriously? >> And I'm gonna apply to law school.

>> And I'm gonna apply to law school. >> Dang. What happened to you?

school. >> Dang. What happened to you? >> Nothing.

>> Dang. What happened to you? >> Nothing. I just think it's time for us to

>> Nothing. I just think it's time for us to get a new life...

I just think it's time for us to get a new life... new life for all of us.

get a new life... new life for all of us. [ Sighs ]

new life for all of us. [ Sighs ] >> [ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ] >> [ Chuckles ] >> I'm tired, man.

>> [ Chuckles ] >> I'm tired, man. I'm going back to sleep.

>> I'm tired, man. I'm going back to sleep. [ Exhales heavily ]

I'm going back to sleep. [ Exhales heavily ] Move, man.

[ Bells jingling ] >> He's lucky to have us. >> Yeah, well, he's in a tough

>> He's lucky to have us. >> Yeah, well, he's in a tough spot.

>> Yeah, well, he's in a tough spot. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be

spot. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get him out of it.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get him out of it. >> Look at you, trying to save

able to get him out of it. >> Look at you, trying to save the career that should have been

>> Look at you, trying to save the career that should have been ours.

the career that should have been ours. >> Oh, come on.

ours. >> Oh, come on. You'd do the same thing, and

>> Oh, come on. You'd do the same thing, and you know it.

You'd do the same thing, and you know it. [ Laughs ]

you know it. [ Laughs ] Remember when we broke open our

[ Laughs ] Remember when we broke open our piggy banks to buy a box of

Remember when we broke open our piggy banks to buy a box of Christmas cookies because Ellis

piggy banks to buy a box of Christmas cookies because Ellis ate all the ones that Mom baked?

Christmas cookies because Ellis ate all the ones that Mom baked? [ Both laugh ]

ate all the ones that Mom baked? [ Both laugh ] Hey, speaking of Christmas, it's

[ Both laugh ] Hey, speaking of Christmas, it's getting close.

Hey, speaking of Christmas, it's getting close. I don't think I'm gonna be able

getting close. I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it home in time, not

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it home in time, not with this mess hanging over

to make it home in time, not with this mess hanging over Ellis' head.

with this mess hanging over Ellis' head. >> In that case, you might as

Ellis' head. >> In that case, you might as well celebrate out here.

>> In that case, you might as well celebrate out here. Come on.

well celebrate out here. Come on. You're filthy, stinking rich,

Come on. You're filthy, stinking rich, but all you do is lay around

You're filthy, stinking rich, but all you do is lay around eating Pop-Tarts.

but all you do is lay around eating Pop-Tarts. Let's go Christmas shopping, eat

eating Pop-Tarts. Let's go Christmas shopping, eat some fancy food, and go

Let's go Christmas shopping, eat some fancy food, and go ice-skating.

some fancy food, and go ice-skating. >> Ice-skating?

ice-skating. >> Ice-skating? >> Yeah.

>> Ice-skating? >> Yeah. Remember, when we were little,

>> Yeah. Remember, when we were little, we never got to go ice-skating

Remember, when we were little, we never got to go ice-skating because we were always stuck

we never got to go ice-skating because we were always stuck home doing chores.

because we were always stuck home doing chores. >> Yeah, and Ellis went every

home doing chores. >> Yeah, and Ellis went every weekend.

>> Yeah, and Ellis went every weekend. >> Right.

weekend. >> Right. So, what do you say?

>> Right. So, what do you say? Tomorrow we go Christmas

So, what do you say? Tomorrow we go Christmas shopping, buy something pretty

Tomorrow we go Christmas shopping, buy something pretty for Mom, something cool for

shopping, buy something pretty for Mom, something cool for Junior.

for Mom, something cool for Junior. >> And something for Hannah.

Junior. >> And something for Hannah. >> And Mia.

>> And something for Hannah. >> And Mia. She's a keeper.

>> And Mia. She's a keeper. She's a real ride-or-die chick.

She's a keeper. She's a real ride-or-die chick. >> Can we take her back to

She's a real ride-or-die chick. >> Can we take her back to Louisiana with us?

>> Can we take her back to Louisiana with us? >> No.

Louisiana with us? >> No. >> Oh, well.

>> No. >> Oh, well. So, what do you say?

>> Oh, well. So, what do you say? Ready for some fun?

So, what do you say? Ready for some fun? >> Why not?

Ready for some fun? >> Why not? >> Dyn-o-mite!

>> Why not? >> Dyn-o-mite! You missed me.

>> Dyn-o-mite! You missed me. >> You're killing me with the

You missed me. >> You're killing me with the '70s stuff.

>> You're killing me with the '70s stuff. >> Hello?

'70s stuff. >> Hello? Little me, you there?

>> Hello? Little me, you there? This is stupid.

Little me, you there? This is stupid. [ Bells jingling ]

This is stupid. [ Bells jingling ] [ Chuckles ]

[ Bells jingling ] [ Chuckles ] >> I guess this is it --

[ Chuckles ] >> I guess this is it -- our new home.

>> I guess this is it -- our new home. >> [ Chuckles ]

our new home. >> [ Chuckles ] I almost forgot how cute I was

>> [ Chuckles ] I almost forgot how cute I was when I was 7.

I almost forgot how cute I was when I was 7. >> Remember these?

when I was 7. >> Remember these? >> Do I? [ Exhales sharply ]

>> Remember these? >> Do I? [ Exhales sharply ] That's all I ever wanted for

>> Do I? [ Exhales sharply ] That's all I ever wanted for Christmas -- Hot Wheels.

That's all I ever wanted for Christmas -- Hot Wheels. >> Now you have big Hot Wheels.

Christmas -- Hot Wheels. >> Now you have big Hot Wheels. Well, we used to, if Gerry can't

>> Now you have big Hot Wheels. Well, we used to, if Gerry can't get us out of trouble.

Well, we used to, if Gerry can't get us out of trouble. >> Well, then I'll have to start

get us out of trouble. >> Well, then I'll have to start all over, make even more money.

>> Well, then I'll have to start all over, make even more money. What?

all over, make even more money. What? >> Nothing.

What? >> Nothing. I was just thinking about Mom.

>> Nothing. I was just thinking about Mom. How are you gonna do all that

I was just thinking about Mom. How are you gonna do all that and take care of her, too?

How are you gonna do all that and take care of her, too? >> I'll figure it out.

and take care of her, too? >> I'll figure it out. >> Gerry couldn't do it.

>> I'll figure it out. >> Gerry couldn't do it. I'm a lot smarter than Gerry.

>> Gerry couldn't do it. I'm a lot smarter than Gerry. [ Coughs ]

I'm a lot smarter than Gerry. [ Coughs ] We got to go to the store and

[ Coughs ] We got to go to the store and get some, uh, fruit and berries.

We got to go to the store and get some, uh, fruit and berries. [ Coughing ] Excuse me.

get some, uh, fruit and berries. [ Coughing ] Excuse me. [ Clears throat ]

[ Coughing ] Excuse me. [ Clears throat ] ♪♪

♪♪

>> What kind of man is Gerald Craig? Sorry.

Gerald Craig? Sorry. I guess I never thought about

Sorry. I guess I never thought about that before.

I guess I never thought about that before. Um...

that before. Um... He's honest.

Um... He's honest. He's...selfless...

He's honest. He's...selfless... would do anything to protect

He's...selfless... would do anything to protect the people he loves.

would do anything to protect the people he loves. He's always standing up for the

the people he loves. He's always standing up for the little guy, always putting

He's always standing up for the little guy, always putting others first.

little guy, always putting others first. Not perfect by any means, but...

others first. Not perfect by any means, but... a damn good guy.

Not perfect by any means, but... a damn good guy. Yeah.

a damn good guy. Yeah. He'd make one hell of an

Yeah. He'd make one hell of an attorney.

I just got a new job. >> Dude! [ Both laugh ]

>> Dude! [ Both laugh ] >> It's at this law firm

[ Both laugh ] >> It's at this law firm downtown.

>> It's at this law firm downtown. I'll start off as a paralegal

downtown. I'll start off as a paralegal and, you know...

I'll start off as a paralegal and, you know... >> That's major.

and, you know... >> That's major. >> When are we going to get the

>> That's major. >> When are we going to get the Christmas tree?

>> When are we going to get the Christmas tree? >> I'll take care of that.

Christmas tree? >> I'll take care of that. >> Hey, um, are you sure it was

>> I'll take care of that. >> Hey, um, are you sure it was a good idea to leave grandma in

>> Hey, um, are you sure it was a good idea to leave grandma in there alone?

a good idea to leave grandma in there alone? I mean, we don't usually do

there alone? I mean, we don't usually do that.

I mean, we don't usually do that. >> We won't be long.

that. >> We won't be long. It's still daylight.

>> We won't be long. It's still daylight. She'll be fine.

It's still daylight. She'll be fine. And besides, it's not like we

She'll be fine. And besides, it's not like we could drag her out here in the

And besides, it's not like we could drag her out here in the woods with us.

could drag her out here in the woods with us. >> The woods?

woods with us. >> The woods? Aren't we going to the store

>> The woods? Aren't we going to the store to buy a tree?

Aren't we going to the store to buy a tree? >> [ Chuckles ] No, we're not

to buy a tree? >> [ Chuckles ] No, we're not gonna buy a tree.

>> [ Chuckles ] No, we're not gonna buy a tree. Look, when my little brother and

gonna buy a tree. Look, when my little brother and I were kids, our dad used to

Look, when my little brother and I were kids, our dad used to bring us out here in the woods

I were kids, our dad used to bring us out here in the woods to chop down the tree.

bring us out here in the woods to chop down the tree. >> Right.

to chop down the tree. >> Right. But we're not doing that, are

>> Right. But we're not doing that, are we?

But we're not doing that, are we? [ Birds chirping ]

Are we? >> Come on, boy!

♪♪

>> ♪ We're gonna have a happy Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a happy

Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a happy Christmas ♪

♪ We're gonna have a happy Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a happy

Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a happy Christmas ♪

♪ We're gonna have a happy Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a, we're

Christmas ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a, we're gonna have a ♪

♪ We're gonna have a, we're gonna have a ♪ ♪ Wake up when it's snowing ♪

gonna have a ♪ ♪ Wake up when it's snowing ♪ ♪ Frost is in the air ♪

♪ Wake up when it's snowing ♪ ♪ Frost is in the air ♪ ♪ Catch the festive feeling ♪

♪ Frost is in the air ♪ ♪ Catch the festive feeling ♪ ♪ Laughter everywhere ♪

♪ Catch the festive feeling ♪ ♪ Laughter everywhere ♪ ♪ We can build a snowman ♪

♪ Laughter everywhere ♪ ♪ We can build a snowman ♪ ♪ We can ride a sleigh ♪

♪ We can build a snowman ♪ ♪ We can ride a sleigh ♪ ♪ Here the carols playing ♪

♪ We can ride a sleigh ♪ ♪ Here the carols playing ♪ ♪ Sing them out and dig it ♪

♪ Here the carols playing ♪ ♪ Sing them out and dig it ♪ ♪ Get up ♪

♪ Sing them out and dig it ♪ ♪ Get up ♪ >> ♪ Get up ♪

♪ Get up ♪ >> ♪ Get up ♪ >> ♪ It's the holiday season ♪

>> ♪ Get up ♪ >> ♪ It's the holiday season ♪ ♪ Light up ♪

>> ♪ It's the holiday season ♪ ♪ Light up ♪ ♪ Now it's Christmastime ♪

♪ Light up ♪ ♪ Now it's Christmastime ♪ ♪ The best time of the year ♪

♪ Now it's Christmastime ♪ ♪ The best time of the year ♪ ♪ It's Christmastime ♪

♪ The best time of the year ♪ ♪ It's Christmastime ♪ ♪ The family's all here ♪

♪ It's Christmastime ♪ ♪ The family's all here ♪ ♪ Christmastime ♪

♪ The family's all here ♪ ♪ Christmastime ♪ ♪ Everybody cheer ♪

♪ Christmastime ♪ ♪ Everybody cheer ♪ ♪ It's Christmastime ♪

♪ Everybody cheer ♪ ♪ It's Christmastime ♪ >> I like that.

♪ It's Christmastime ♪ >> I like that. [ Both laugh ]

>> I like that. [ Both laugh ] >> You ready?

[ Both laugh ] >> You ready? >> Are you ready?

>> You ready? >> Are you ready? >> This -- This should be good,

>> Are you ready? >> This -- This should be good, as long as I don't fall.

>> This -- This should be good, as long as I don't fall. >> Well, I got you.

as long as I don't fall. >> Well, I got you. >> We shall see.

>> Well, I got you. >> We shall see. [ Indistinct conversations ]

>> I thought you said you went skating so much as a kid that you never wanted to see another

skating so much as a kid that you never wanted to see another rink for as long as you lived.

you never wanted to see another rink for as long as you lived. >> I did.

rink for as long as you lived. >> I did. Uh...

>> I did. Uh... People change.

Uh... People change. [ Indistinct conversations ]

People change. [ Indistinct conversations ] [ "Jingle Bell Rock" plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ] [ "Jingle Bell Rock" plays ] >> I believe in me. See, I --

[ "Jingle Bell Rock" plays ] >> I believe in me. See, I -- >> I believe -- I believe --

>> I believe in me. See, I -- >> I believe -- I believe -- Well --

>> I believe -- I believe -- Well -- Okay.

Well -- Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. >> Oh! The split!

All right. >> Oh! The split! >> Wait.

>> Oh! The split! >> Wait. >> Holy split.

>> Wait. >> Holy split. >> ♪ Now the jingle hop has

>> Holy split. >> ♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪

>> ♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪ >> I'll hold your hand.

begun ♪ >> I'll hold your hand. >> ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,

>> I'll hold your hand. >> ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪

>> ♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪ ♪ Jingle bells chime in

jingle bell rock ♪ ♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle-bell time ♪

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle-bell time ♪ ♪ Dancing and prancing ♪

jingle-bell time ♪ ♪ Dancing and prancing ♪ ♪ In jingle-bell square ♪

♪ Dancing and prancing ♪ ♪ In jingle-bell square ♪ ♪ In the frosty air ♪

♪ In jingle-bell square ♪ ♪ In the frosty air ♪ >> All right.

♪ In the frosty air ♪ >> All right. >> All right.

>> All right. >> All right. >> [ Chuckles ]

>> All right. >> [ Chuckles ] >> ♪ What a bright time ♪

>> [ Chuckles ] >> ♪ What a bright time ♪ ♪ It's the right time ♪

>> ♪ What a bright time ♪ ♪ It's the right time ♪ >> You spinning and stuff.

♪ It's the right time ♪ >> You spinning and stuff. See, you're a professional.

>> You spinning and stuff. See, you're a professional. You just didn't tell me.

See, you're a professional. You just didn't tell me. >> [ Laughs ]

You just didn't tell me. >> [ Laughs ] Right.

>> [ Laughs ] Right. [ "Jingle Bell Rock" fades ]

Right. [ "Jingle Bell Rock" fades ] ♪♪

[ "Jingle Bell Rock" resumes ] >> ♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat ♪

>> ♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat ♪ ♪ That's the jingle-bell rock ♪

jingling beat ♪ ♪ That's the jingle-bell rock ♪ [ Instrumental break ]

♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle-bell rock ♪ ♪ Jingle bells chime in

jingle-bell rock ♪ ♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle-bell time ♪

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle-bell time ♪ ♪ Dancing and prancing in

jingle-bell time ♪ ♪ Dancing and prancing in jingle-bell square ♪

♪ Dancing and prancing in jingle-bell square ♪ ♪ In the frosty air ♪

jingle-bell square ♪ ♪ In the frosty air ♪ [ Muzak playing ]

>> Sir, how may I help you? >> Um... I'd like to see...

>> Um... I'd like to see... this one, please, with the

I'd like to see... this one, please, with the hearts.

It's beautiful. I'll take it. And I need the card to read...

I'll take it. And I need the card to read... "To Hannah, with all my love."

And I need the card to read... "To Hannah, with all my love." I need it to go to 1218

"To Hannah, with all my love." I need it to go to 1218 2nd Street, Wisner, Louisiana,

I need it to go to 1218 2nd Street, Wisner, Louisiana, please.

2nd Street, Wisner, Louisiana, please. She's gonna like that.

please. She's gonna like that. [ Chuckles ]

[ Knock on door ]

>> Oh, hey, Hannah. >> Hey. >> Come on in.

>> Hey. >> Come on in. [ Birds chirping ]

>> What's up? >> Gerry, what is this? >> Uh...

>> Gerry, what is this? >> Uh... [ Chuckles ]

>> Uh... [ Chuckles ] Looks like a really expensive

[ Chuckles ] Looks like a really expensive diamond tennis bracelet.

Looks like a really expensive diamond tennis bracelet. I'd say someone thinks pretty

diamond tennis bracelet. I'd say someone thinks pretty highly of you with a Black Card.

I'd say someone thinks pretty highly of you with a Black Card. >> Is this what you think of me,

highly of you with a Black Card. >> Is this what you think of me, Gerry?

>> Is this what you think of me, Gerry? You don't get it, do you?

Gerry? You don't get it, do you? I never wanted money or -- or

You don't get it, do you? I never wanted money or -- or gifts or diamond tennis

I never wanted money or -- or gifts or diamond tennis bracelets, Gerry.

gifts or diamond tennis bracelets, Gerry. I wanted a life.

bracelets, Gerry. I wanted a life. But I guess you can't do that,

I wanted a life. But I guess you can't do that, can you?

But I guess you can't do that, can you? If you love me...

can you? If you love me... if you ever loved me...

>> Hey. I thought I heard Mom. >> You did. >> What did she want?

>> You did. >> What did she want? >> A life.

>> What did she want? >> A life. Her life.

>> A life. Her life. And she wants it back.

Her life. And she wants it back. And she deserves it, so I'm

And she wants it back. And she deserves it, so I'm gonna give it to her.

And she deserves it, so I'm gonna give it to her. I'm gonna give her a divorce.

gonna give it to her. I'm gonna give her a divorce. You okay with pasta for dinner?

I'm gonna give her a divorce. You okay with pasta for dinner? [ Cupboard closes ]

>> Thank you.

>> Gracias.

>> Look, um... I don't know how the bar-association thing is gonna

I don't know how the bar-association thing is gonna play out.

bar-association thing is gonna play out. >> Yeah.

play out. >> Yeah. >> I do know that I would not

>> Yeah. >> I do know that I would not have been able to make it

>> I do know that I would not have been able to make it through all that without you.

have been able to make it through all that without you. Um, you are a real ride-or-die

through all that without you. Um, you are a real ride-or-die kind of woman.

Um, you are a real ride-or-die kind of woman. >> [ Chuckles ]

kind of woman. >> [ Chuckles ] >> And any man would be lucky to

>> [ Chuckles ] >> And any man would be lucky to have you in his life.

>> And any man would be lucky to have you in his life. Uh, whatever happens, I just --

have you in his life. Uh, whatever happens, I just -- I want you to remember that I-I

Uh, whatever happens, I just -- I want you to remember that I-I really am a good guy when you

I want you to remember that I-I really am a good guy when you get to know me.

really am a good guy when you get to know me. Um...

get to know me. Um... >> Okay.

Um... >> Okay. >> And this is for you.

>> Okay. >> And this is for you. Call it an early Christmas

>> And this is for you. Call it an early Christmas present.

Mia. Mia. [ Sighs ] Mia.

Mia. [ Sighs ] Mia. Listen, what's wrong?

[ Sighs ] Mia. Listen, what's wrong? >> Who's Hannah?

Listen, what's wrong? >> Who's Hannah? Or the better question is,

>> Who's Hannah? Or the better question is, who are you?

Or the better question is, who are you? >> Wait.

who are you? >> Wait. >> What?

>> Wait. >> What? Uncle Ellis?

>> How'd you know? >> I knew something was up, but I guess I wanted to believe that

>> I knew something was up, but I guess I wanted to believe that you were actually him.

I guess I wanted to believe that you were actually him. I wanted to believe that he had

you were actually him. I wanted to believe that he had changed, but the divorce papers?

I wanted to believe that he had changed, but the divorce papers? I mean, my dad would never sign

changed, but the divorce papers? I mean, my dad would never sign those.

I mean, my dad would never sign those. He's too stubborn to -- to give

those. He's too stubborn to -- to give up on anyone or anything.

He's too stubborn to -- to give up on anyone or anything. What the hell is going on?

up on anyone or anything. What the hell is going on? >> Well?

What the hell is going on? >> Well? >> [ Exhales sharply ] Okay.

>> Well? >> [ Exhales sharply ] Okay. Um...you're not...

>> [ Exhales sharply ] Okay. Um...you're not... >> ...gonna believe this.

Um...you're not... >> ...gonna believe this. >> I'm...Gerry.

>> ...gonna believe this. >> I'm...Gerry. I'm Ellis, but I'm Gerry.

>> I'm...Gerry. I'm Ellis, but I'm Gerry. He's there...and I'm here.

I'm Ellis, but I'm Gerry. He's there...and I'm here. Somehow we switched.

>> That explains. That makes sense -- not makes sense, but explains a lot.

That makes sense -- not makes sense, but explains a lot. It explains an awful lot.

sense, but explains a lot. It explains an awful lot. So, what now?

It explains an awful lot. So, what now? You can stay with me.

So, what now? You can stay with me. ♪♪

>> Now what? >> I don't know. >> Is my dad ever coming back?

>> I don't know. >> Is my dad ever coming back? >> I don't think he can.

>> Is my dad ever coming back? >> I don't think he can. >> Oh.

>> I don't think he can. >> Oh. We weren't even close, anyway.

>> Oh. We weren't even close, anyway. ♪♪

[ Birds chirping ] [ Bells jingling ] >> I want to go back.

[ Bells jingling ] >> I want to go back. >> Aw, man.

>> I want to go back. >> Aw, man. >> I thought it was gonna take a

>> Aw, man. >> I thought it was gonna take a few more weeks...or months.

>> I thought it was gonna take a few more weeks...or months. >> Stop it.

few more weeks...or months. >> Stop it. You're doing that thing we do

>> Stop it. You're doing that thing we do when we lie.

You're doing that thing we do when we lie. [ Bells jingling ]

when we lie. [ Bells jingling ] >> I'm staying.

[ Bells jingling ] >> I'm staying. >> What about L.A.?

>> I'm staying. >> What about L.A.? >> What about it?

>> What about L.A.? >> What about it? What's left in L.A. for me?

>> What about it? What's left in L.A. for me? I can start fresh here as Gerry.

What's left in L.A. for me? I can start fresh here as Gerry. I can do things differently

I can start fresh here as Gerry. I can do things differently as Gerry.

I can do things differently as Gerry. >> Okay, but how are you gonna

as Gerry. >> Okay, but how are you gonna do all that and take care of

>> Okay, but how are you gonna do all that and take care of Mom?

do all that and take care of Mom? You got to think about us.

Mom? You got to think about us. Maybe you can put her in a --

You got to think about us. Maybe you can put her in a -- What do you call those places?

Maybe you can put her in a -- What do you call those places? >> A nursing home?

What do you call those places? >> A nursing home? I don't know.

>> A nursing home? I don't know. Gerry went ballistic when I did

I don't know. Gerry went ballistic when I did that last time.

Gerry went ballistic when I did that last time. >> Gerry's not here.

that last time. >> Gerry's not here. And he's probably not coming

>> Gerry's not here. And he's probably not coming back.

And he's probably not coming back. You might be here forever.

back. You might be here forever. Can you see us taking care of

You might be here forever. Can you see us taking care of Mom for the rest of her life?

Can you see us taking care of Mom for the rest of her life? >> No, but --

Mom for the rest of her life? >> No, but -- >> Mom would understand.

>> No, but -- >> Mom would understand. She thinks you're Gerry anyways.

>> Mom would understand. She thinks you're Gerry anyways. And she lets Gerry get away with

She thinks you're Gerry anyways. And she lets Gerry get away with everything.

And she lets Gerry get away with everything. ♪♪

everything. ♪♪ [ Bells jingling ]

>> And there's a nice, big garden out back. So, when the spring comes, there

garden out back. So, when the spring comes, there will be all kinds of flowers.

>> Are you sure this is a good idea? >> Yes.

>> Mom, they -- they go on trips and all kinds of stuff. >> How are we gonna pay for

and all kinds of stuff. >> How are we gonna pay for this?

>> How are we gonna pay for this? >> I got that all taken care of.

this? >> I got that all taken care of. It's gonna come right out of her

>> I got that all taken care of. It's gonna come right out of her Social Security.

It's gonna come right out of her Social Security. He won't even -- We won't even

Social Security. He won't even -- We won't even need that money to -- to handle

He won't even -- We won't even need that money to -- to handle anything now that I got a new

need that money to -- to handle anything now that I got a new job.

anything now that I got a new job. Mom, you are really gonna like

job. Mom, you are really gonna like it there.

Mom, you are really gonna like it there. It's a whole lot better than

it there. It's a whole lot better than this place.

It's a whole lot better than this place. >> This is my home.

this place. >> This is my home. >> I can't take care of you like

>> This is my home. >> I can't take care of you like these people.

>> I can't take care of you like these people. I thought I could, but I can't.

these people. I thought I could, but I can't. Junior can't.

I thought I could, but I can't. Junior can't. >> So, this is good for you.

Junior can't. >> So, this is good for you. And it's good for you, Junior?

>> So, this is good for you. And it's good for you, Junior? >> Yes.

And it's good for you, Junior? >> Yes. Right?

>> Yes. Right? Yes, it's gonna be really good,

Right? Yes, it's gonna be really good, okay?

Yes, it's gonna be really good, okay? And, I mean, we'll come and see

okay? And, I mean, we'll come and see you all the time.

And, I mean, we'll come and see you all the time. >> Come and see me when you can,

you all the time. >> Come and see me when you can, Ellis.

>> Come and see me when you can, Ellis. >> [ Chuckles ]

Ellis. >> [ Chuckles ] You mean Gerry, Mom.

[ Bag zipping ] Okay. >> I don't want to go.

Okay. >> I don't want to go. ♪♪

>> I don't want to go. ♪♪ >> Ready, Mom?

♪♪ >> Ready, Mom? >> [ Breathes deeply ]

>> Ready, Mom? >> [ Breathes deeply ] [ Keys clacking ]

>> [ Breathes deeply ] [ Keys clacking ] >> So, we've reassigned all Paul

[ Keys clacking ] >> So, we've reassigned all Paul and Josh's cases.

>> So, we've reassigned all Paul and Josh's cases. All their passwords have been

and Josh's cases. All their passwords have been deactivated.

All their passwords have been deactivated. H.R. will give them their

deactivated. H.R. will give them their walking papers in the morning,

H.R. will give them their walking papers in the morning, and they will be out of our hair

walking papers in the morning, and they will be out of our hair for good.

and they will be out of our hair for good. >> Good.

for good. >> Good. Now all we need to do is wait to

>> Good. Now all we need to do is wait to hear from the bar association.

Now all we need to do is wait to hear from the bar association. >> Yeah.

hear from the bar association. >> Yeah. >> [ Chuckles ]

>> Yeah. >> [ Chuckles ] [ Sighs ]

>> [ Chuckles ] [ Sighs ] >> This is crazy.

[ Sighs ] >> This is crazy. Have you told Ellis you're ready

>> This is crazy. Have you told Ellis you're ready to come home?

Have you told Ellis you're ready to come home? >> No, not yet.

to come home? >> No, not yet. I wanted to make sure everything

>> No, not yet. I wanted to make sure everything out here was handled first.

I wanted to make sure everything out here was handled first. But I'm gonna call him tonight.

out here was handled first. But I'm gonna call him tonight. [ Chuckles ]

But I'm gonna call him tonight. [ Chuckles ] >> You remember that first night

[ Chuckles ] >> You remember that first night we were together?

>> You remember that first night we were together? >> [ Sighs, chuckles ]

we were together? >> [ Sighs, chuckles ] Do I. Yes.

>> [ Sighs, chuckles ] Do I. Yes. [ Breathes deeply ]

Do I. Yes. [ Breathes deeply ] I'm sorry I lied.

[ Breathes deeply ] I'm sorry I lied. There's nothing wrong with my

I'm sorry I lied. There's nothing wrong with my plumbing.

There's nothing wrong with my plumbing. I'm just -- I couldn't do that

plumbing. I'm just -- I couldn't do that with my brother's girl.

I'm just -- I couldn't do that with my brother's girl. >> Well, technically, I was your

with my brother's girl. >> Well, technically, I was your girl.

>> Well, technically, I was your girl. >> So, now what, once Ellis gets

girl. >> So, now what, once Ellis gets back?

>> So, now what, once Ellis gets back? >> I imagine he'll go back to

back? >> I imagine he'll go back to his posse of girls, but I won't

>> I imagine he'll go back to his posse of girls, but I won't be one of them.

his posse of girls, but I won't be one of them. >> Good for you...

be one of them. >> Good for you... although I have a feeling he'll

>> Good for you... although I have a feeling he'll come back a changed man.

although I have a feeling he'll come back a changed man. >> I hope so.

come back a changed man. >> I hope so. >> You and me both.

>> I hope so. >> You and me both. >> If you're ever in L.A...

>> You and me both. >> If you're ever in L.A... >> We'll grab coffee.

>> If you're ever in L.A... >> We'll grab coffee. ♪♪

[ Door closes ]

[ Sniffs, sighs ]

[ Breathes deeply ] >> Gerry, any news? >> Yes, actually.

>> Gerry, any news? >> Yes, actually. I got rid of Paul and Josh,

>> Yes, actually. I got rid of Paul and Josh, filed an answer to that

I got rid of Paul and Josh, filed an answer to that complaint.

filed an answer to that complaint. I've done everything I can do.

complaint. I've done everything I can do. It's out of my hands now, Ellis.

I've done everything I can do. It's out of my hands now, Ellis. I'm ready to come home.

It's out of my hands now, Ellis. I'm ready to come home. I miss my life. I miss my mom.

I'm ready to come home. I miss my life. I miss my mom. I miss my son. I miss my house.

I miss my life. I miss my mom. I miss my son. I miss my house. I even miss that stinking little

I miss my son. I miss my house. I even miss that stinking little coffee shop.

I even miss that stinking little coffee shop. I know you miss L.A.

coffee shop. I know you miss L.A. [ Bells jingling ]

I know you miss L.A. [ Bells jingling ] >> No. I don't.

[ Bells jingling ] >> No. I don't. >> What?

>> No. I don't. >> What? >> I don't want to switch.

>> What? >> I don't want to switch. Got nothing left for me in L.A.

>> I don't want to switch. Got nothing left for me in L.A. Figure I can make a new start

Got nothing left for me in L.A. Figure I can make a new start here, maybe even get licensed

Figure I can make a new start here, maybe even get licensed here.

here, maybe even get licensed here. >> What the hell are you talking

here. >> What the hell are you talking about?

>> What the hell are you talking about? >> My life in L.A. is done.

about? >> My life in L.A. is done. I want a new one.

>> My life in L.A. is done. I want a new one. >> Then get another one, but

I want a new one. >> Then get another one, but give me mine back.

>> Then get another one, but give me mine back. >> No.

give me mine back. >> No. >> What you -- Ellis, I'm coming

>> No. >> What you -- Ellis, I'm coming back to Louisiana to take care

>> What you -- Ellis, I'm coming back to Louisiana to take care of my son and take care of my

back to Louisiana to take care of my son and take care of my mom whether you like it or not.

of my son and take care of my mom whether you like it or not. >> They don't need you.

mom whether you like it or not. >> They don't need you. Look, Gerry, you finally got the

>> They don't need you. Look, Gerry, you finally got the life that you always wanted, and

Look, Gerry, you finally got the life that you always wanted, and you still aren't happy.

life that you always wanted, and you still aren't happy. Think you can just pop back up

you still aren't happy. Think you can just pop back up here where you left off?

Think you can just pop back up here where you left off? >> No. Not happening.

here where you left off? >> No. Not happening. >> You ungrateful little --

>> No. Not happening. >> You ungrateful little -- Hello? Hello?

>> You believe this guy?

>> [ Sighs ] All right, little man. Come on. I'm ready to go home.

All right, little man. Come on. I'm ready to go home. Take me home.

I'm ready to go home. Take me home. Take me home now.

Take me home. Take me home now. And don't tell me you don't

Take me home now. And don't tell me you don't know how.

And don't tell me you don't know how. Try.

know how. Try. ♪♪

Try. ♪♪ >> [ Sighs ]

♪♪ >> [ Sighs ] Remember when I told you, you're

>> [ Sighs ] Remember when I told you, you're gonna have to figure out how to

Remember when I told you, you're gonna have to figure out how to get us back?

gonna have to figure out how to get us back? >> Yeah.

get us back? >> Yeah. >> You wished us here.

>> Yeah. >> You wished us here. ♪♪

>> I wish I had my life back. I wish I was with my son and my mother.

I wish I was with my son and my mother. I wish I was home.

my mother. I wish I was home. ♪♪

♪♪

Junior. [ Chuckling ] Junior, hey! I wished you, man! [ Laughs ]

[ Chuckling ] Junior, hey! I wished you, man! [ Laughs ] >> Hey, this has been cr--

I wished you, man! [ Laughs ] >> Hey, this has been cr-- Wait.

>> Hey, this has been cr-- Wait. Yes! My 4S!

Wait. Yes! My 4S! I'm back!

Yes! My 4S! I'm back! [ Laughing ] I'm back! Yes.

I'm back! [ Laughing ] I'm back! Yes. Where's my Mama? Mom!

[ Laughing ] I'm back! Yes. Where's my Mama? Mom! Morning, sunshine.

Where's my Mama? Mom! Morning, sunshine. Where is she, Junior?

Morning, sunshine. Where is she, Junior? Where's Mom?

Where is she, Junior? Where's Mom? Junior, where's Mom?

Where's Mom? Junior, where's Mom? It's really you.

Junior, where's Mom? It's really you. Wait. You know?

It's really you. Wait. You know? >> [ Laughing ] Hells, yeah!

Wait. You know? >> [ Laughing ] Hells, yeah! Dude.

>> [ Laughing ] Hells, yeah! Dude. I-I thought I would never see

Dude. I-I thought I would never see you again.

I-I thought I would never see you again. Uncle Ellis said you weren't

you again. Uncle Ellis said you weren't coming back.

Uncle Ellis said you weren't coming back. >> [ Chuckles ] You missed me?

coming back. >> [ Chuckles ] You missed me? >> Yeah.

>> [ Chuckles ] You missed me? >> Yeah. >> I missed you, too.

>> Yeah. >> I missed you, too. [ Laughs ]

>> I missed you, too. [ Laughs ] Wait.

[ Laughs ] Wait. Where's Mom?

Wait. Where's Mom? >> She went to a nursing home.

Where's Mom? >> She went to a nursing home. Uncle Ellis took her.

[ Cellphone vibrating ] >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> Pick up the phone, you idiot.

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> Pick up the phone, you idiot. >> Hello?

>> Pick up the phone, you idiot. >> Hello? >> Ellis?

>> Hello? >> Ellis? >> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ]

>> Ellis? >> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached --

>> Ha. Gotcha. [ Laughs ] You've reached -- >> Come on. Come on.

You've reached -- >> Come on. Come on. [ Cellphone vibrating ]

>> Come on. Come on. [ Cellphone vibrating ] >> ♪ I got ♪

[ Cellphone vibrating ] >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> [ Groans lightly ]

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> [ Groans lightly ] >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> [ Groans lightly ] >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> [ Sighs ]

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> [ Sighs ] >> ♪ Dreams ♪

>> [ Sighs ] >> ♪ Dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ Dreams ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪

>> ♪ I got ♪ >> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪

>> ♪ Booty ♪ >> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> You just had to do it,

>> ♪ I got dreams ♪ >> You just had to do it, didn't you?

>> You just had to do it, didn't you? >> Where is she, Ellis?

didn't you? >> Where is she, Ellis? Where's Mom?

>> Where is she, Ellis? Where's Mom? >> [ Sighs ]

Where's Mom? >> [ Sighs ] >> Tell me where she is, or I'm

>> [ Sighs ] >> Tell me where she is, or I'm gonna come to L.A. and ring your

>> Tell me where she is, or I'm gonna come to L.A. and ring your neck.

gonna come to L.A. and ring your neck. >> She's at Pinecrest.

neck. >> She's at Pinecrest. And calm down, okay?

>> She's at Pinecrest. And calm down, okay? I did it for you.

And calm down, okay? I did it for you. I thought you might need a

I did it for you. I thought you might need a break.

I thought you might need a break. >> Oh, stop it.

break. >> Oh, stop it. You didn't do this for me.

>> Oh, stop it. You didn't do this for me. You thought you were staying, so

You didn't do this for me. You thought you were staying, so you wanted to make things easier

You thought you were staying, so you wanted to make things easier for you.

you wanted to make things easier for you. >> Look --

for you. >> Look -- >> No. You look.

>> Look -- >> No. You look. I'm bringing Mom back home where

>> No. You look. I'm bringing Mom back home where she belongs, and from now on,

I'm bringing Mom back home where she belongs, and from now on, stay the hell away from me and

she belongs, and from now on, stay the hell away from me and my family!

stay the hell away from me and my family! >> [ Sighs ]

>> [ Sighs ]

[ Crickets chirping ] >> All right. ♪♪

>> All right. ♪♪ We're here. [ Chuckles ]

♪♪ We're here. [ Chuckles ] [ Car door closes ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

>> Hey, bro. >> Hey. What the hell are you doing

>> Hey. What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here? You could at least say thank you

here? You could at least say thank you for the new job I got you.

You could at least say thank you for the new job I got you. >> Are you ever gonna change?

[ Birds chirping ] >> So, that's it? [ Engine sputtering ]

>> Why are you here, Ellis? >> Guess you finally got your revenge, huh?

>> Guess you finally got your revenge, huh? >> Oh, so, you think I meant for

revenge, huh? >> Oh, so, you think I meant for this to happen?

>> Oh, so, you think I meant for this to happen? I didn't.

this to happen? I didn't. >> So, the idea of you teaching

I didn't. >> So, the idea of you teaching me a lesson never crossed your

>> So, the idea of you teaching me a lesson never crossed your mind?

me a lesson never crossed your mind? >> Maybe a little

mind? >> Maybe a little But you got a hell of a nerve

>> Maybe a little But you got a hell of a nerve questioning to me when you went

But you got a hell of a nerve questioning to me when you went behind my back and put Mom in a

questioning to me when you went behind my back and put Mom in a nursing home -- twice.

behind my back and put Mom in a nursing home -- twice. >> It was a nursing home, Gerry.

nursing home -- twice. >> It was a nursing home, Gerry. It wasn't a prison camp.

>> It was a nursing home, Gerry. It wasn't a prison camp. >> It's not what I wanted for my

It wasn't a prison camp. >> It's not what I wanted for my mother.

>> It's not what I wanted for my mother. >> Oh, right, because only you

mother. >> Oh, right, because only you were good enough to take care of

>> Oh, right, because only you were good enough to take care of her.

were good enough to take care of her. Only you can make decisions

her. Only you can make decisions about our mother.

Only you can make decisions about our mother. >> Well, it looks like that,

about our mother. >> Well, it looks like that, right?

>> Well, it looks like that, right? 'Cause I've only been doing it

right? 'Cause I've only been doing it since I was 11.

'Cause I've only been doing it since I was 11. Did you hear that, Ellis?

since I was 11. Did you hear that, Ellis? 11!

Did you hear that, Ellis? 11! You know what that's like --

11! You know what that's like -- a boy trying to be a man?

You know what that's like -- a boy trying to be a man? No, 'cause you never had to be

a boy trying to be a man? No, 'cause you never had to be one.

No, 'cause you never had to be one. I was 11 years old, and I did

one. I was 11 years old, and I did everything!

I was 11 years old, and I did everything! Everything!

>> Wow. Gerry the martyr. That's what you want, right?

Gerry the martyr. That's what you want, right? Pity?

That's what you want, right? Pity? 'Cause when people pity you,

Pity? 'Cause when people pity you, they don't expect a whole lot

'Cause when people pity you, they don't expect a whole lot out of you, and you definitely

they don't expect a whole lot out of you, and you definitely don't disappoint.

out of you, and you definitely don't disappoint. >> Shut up!

don't disappoint. >> Shut up! >> [ Chuckles, inhales sharply ]

>> Shut up! >> [ Chuckles, inhales sharply ] [ Clears throat ]

>> [ Chuckles, inhales sharply ] [ Clears throat ] >> Get out the way, man.

[ Clears throat ] >> Get out the way, man. [ Car door opens ]

>> Get out the way, man. [ Car door opens ] [ Engine sputtering ]

[ Car door opens ] [ Engine sputtering ] [ Sighs heavily ]

[ Engine sputtering ] [ Sighs heavily ] [ Birds chirping ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

♪♪

>> Well, Mom [sighs] we got you home in time for Christmas. >> It's Christmas?

home in time for Christmas. >> It's Christmas? >> No. Tomorrow.

>> It's Christmas? >> No. Tomorrow. >> Where's Ellis?

>> No. Tomorrow. >> Where's Ellis? >> He left, Mom.

>> Where's Ellis? >> He left, Mom. And I don't think he'll be back.

>> He left, Mom. And I don't think he'll be back. >> I want Ellis.

And I don't think he'll be back. >> I want Ellis. >> Can you believe this?

>> I want Ellis. >> Can you believe this? After all that, all she wants is

>> Can you believe this? After all that, all she wants is my brother.

After all that, all she wants is my brother. >> Why do you envy your brother

my brother. >> Why do you envy your brother so much?

>> Why do you envy your brother so much? I taught you to take care of

so much? I taught you to take care of family.

I taught you to take care of family. >> That's all I've ever done,

family. >> That's all I've ever done, Mom, my whole life.

>> That's all I've ever done, Mom, my whole life. Just once I wish you --

Mom, my whole life. Just once I wish you -- >> Let all that you do be done

Just once I wish you -- >> Let all that you do be done in love.

>> Let all that you do be done in love. [ Knock on door ]

>> Did you come by to give me a personal escort out of town?

>> [ Exhales heavily ] Remember when we were little and you were afraid to climb trees?

Remember when we were little and you were afraid to climb trees? When you thought you were

you were afraid to climb trees? When you thought you were climbing by yourself, I was

When you thought you were climbing by yourself, I was right behind you, holding your

climbing by yourself, I was right behind you, holding your shirt.

right behind you, holding your shirt. But I guess that's me, huh?

shirt. But I guess that's me, huh? The protector...

But I guess that's me, huh? The protector... the guy that keeps people from

The protector... the guy that keeps people from falling.

the guy that keeps people from falling. For a long time, man, I hated

falling. For a long time, man, I hated being that guy.

For a long time, man, I hated being that guy. Hated it.

being that guy. Hated it. Not anymore.

Hated it. Not anymore. That's who I am.

Not anymore. That's who I am. That's what I do.

That's who I am. That's what I do. But I realized that it's not

That's what I do. But I realized that it's not because I didn't have a choice.

But I realized that it's not because I didn't have a choice. It wasn't out of obligation.

because I didn't have a choice. It wasn't out of obligation. It was out of love.

It wasn't out of obligation. It was out of love. For mom, for Junior, for you.

The only problem is... I forgot to love myself. [ Sighs ]

I forgot to love myself. [ Sighs ] I want you to come home for

[ Sighs ] I want you to come home for Christmas, Ellis.

I want you to come home for Christmas, Ellis. >> I am home.

Christmas, Ellis. >> I am home. >> No. I mean really come home.

>> This looks amazing. >> Yes. >> Ohh, that's hot.

>> Yes. >> Ohh, that's hot. >> [ Chuckles ]

>> Ohh, that's hot. >> [ Chuckles ] >> Thanks for the headphones,

>> [ Chuckles ] >> Thanks for the headphones, Uncle Ellis.

>> Thanks for the headphones, Uncle Ellis. Wait.

Uncle Ellis. Wait. >> [ Chuckles ]

Wait. >> [ Chuckles ] >> Hell.

>> [ Chuckles ] >> Hell. Heck.

>> Hell. Heck. >> What?

Heck. >> What? >> Heck.

>> What? >> Heck. >> You boys used to fight over

>> Heck. >> You boys used to fight over everything.

>> You boys used to fight over everything. Gerry, you thought Ellis was my

everything. Gerry, you thought Ellis was my favorite.

Gerry, you thought Ellis was my favorite. >> That's 'cause he got away

favorite. >> That's 'cause he got away with everything.

>> That's 'cause he got away with everything. >> And, Ellis, you thought Gerry

with everything. >> And, Ellis, you thought Gerry was my favorite.

>> And, Ellis, you thought Gerry was my favorite. >> Because you trusted him with

was my favorite. >> Because you trusted him with stuff.

>> Because you trusted him with stuff. >> A mother knows her children.

stuff. >> A mother knows her children. She knows who to lean on and who

>> A mother knows her children. She knows who to lean on and who to carry.

She knows who to lean on and who to carry. She knows their strengths and

to carry. She knows their strengths and their weaknesses.

She knows their strengths and their weaknesses. [ Exhales heavily ]

their weaknesses. [ Exhales heavily ] I may be forgetful, and I may

[ Exhales heavily ] I may be forgetful, and I may be confused...

I may be forgetful, and I may be confused... but I know my boys.

be confused... but I know my boys. I know what they can handle and

but I know my boys. I know what they can handle and what they can't.

I know what they can handle and what they can't. I know what they are and what

what they can't. I know what they are and what they're not.

I know what they are and what they're not. I know my boys.

they're not. I know my boys. I never loved one any more or

I know my boys. I never loved one any more or any less 'cause I know my boys.

I never loved one any more or any less 'cause I know my boys. ♪♪

any less 'cause I know my boys. ♪♪ Merry Christmas.

♪♪ Merry Christmas. >> Merry Christmas, Mom.

Merry Christmas. >> Merry Christmas, Mom. >> Merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas, Mom. >> Merry Christmas. >> [ Chuckles ]

>> Merry Christmas. >> [ Chuckles ] >> Let's eat.

>> [ Chuckles ] >> Let's eat. >> Yeah, let's eat.

>> Let's eat. >> Yeah, let's eat. >> Ah, ah, ah, ah.

>> Yeah, let's eat. >> Ah, ah, ah, ah. Let's pray first.

>> Ah, ah, ah, ah. Let's pray first. My son, would you do the honors?

Let's pray first. My son, would you do the honors? >> Uh, Ma, it's --

My son, would you do the honors? >> Uh, Ma, it's -- >> Not you.

>> Uh, Ma, it's -- >> Not you. Gerry.

♪♪ >> God, even though I haven't talked to you in a long time, I

>> God, even though I haven't talked to you in a long time, I know you've heard my every

talked to you in a long time, I know you've heard my every thought, my wishes and dreams,

know you've heard my every thought, my wishes and dreams, and my unspoken prayers 'cause

thought, my wishes and dreams, and my unspoken prayers 'cause today you answered them.

and my unspoken prayers 'cause today you answered them. Thank you, Lord, for my mother,

today you answered them. Thank you, Lord, for my mother, my son, my brother, and thank

Thank you, Lord, for my mother, my son, my brother, and thank you for blessing us with the

my son, my brother, and thank you for blessing us with the most wonderful Christmas ever.

you for blessing us with the most wonderful Christmas ever. In Your Son's name, we pray.

most wonderful Christmas ever. In Your Son's name, we pray. Amen.

In Your Son's name, we pray. Amen. >> Amen.

Amen. >> Amen. >> Amen.

[ Wind chimes clinking ] [ Knock on door ] >> Pancakes are getting cold,

[ Knock on door ] >> Pancakes are getting cold, fellas!

Hey, sunshine.

♪♪

♪♪

>> I fly out in the morning. Headed back home. I will definitely be back

Headed back home. I will definitely be back next Christmas and...

I will definitely be back next Christmas and... a lot more often.

I know it's the last thing on your mind, bro, but, uh... I talked to Hannah at the

your mind, bro, but, uh... I talked to Hannah at the funeral.

I talked to Hannah at the funeral. I think, before you guys turn

funeral. I think, before you guys turn that paperwork in and finalize

I think, before you guys turn that paperwork in and finalize everything, you should sit down

that paperwork in and finalize everything, you should sit down and have a real conversation,

everything, you should sit down and have a real conversation, really listen to her.

and have a real conversation, really listen to her. >> Yeah, bro.

really listen to her. >> Yeah, bro. I will...

>> Yeah, bro. I will... on one condition...

I will... on one condition... that you get to know Mia.

on one condition... that you get to know Mia. And I mean take your time so you

that you get to know Mia. And I mean take your time so you can get to know her...

And I mean take your time so you can get to know her... 'cause that's the one.

To Mom. ♪♪ >> To Christmas wishes coming

♪♪ >> To Christmas wishes coming true.

♪♪ [ Indistinct conversations ] >> "Dear Mr. Craig, we are

[ Indistinct conversations ] >> "Dear Mr. Craig, we are pleased to inform you that the

>> "Dear Mr. Craig, we are pleased to inform you that the Emory University School of Law

pleased to inform you that the Emory University School of Law has accepted your application

Emory University School of Law has accepted your application for admission into the law

has accepted your application for admission into the law program at the university."

for admission into the law program at the university." [ Exhales heavily ]

>> Hello. >> What's up, little bro? [ Bells jingling ]

>> What's up, little bro? [ Bells jingling ] I'm in.

[ Bells jingling ] I'm in. >> Congratulations, man!

I'm in. >> Congratulations, man! I'm so proud of you, big bro.

>> Congratulations, man! I'm so proud of you, big bro. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm so proud of you, big bro. That's what I'm talking about. Congrats.

That's what I'm talking about. Congrats. ♪♪

>> Thanks, man. I'll talk to you later. ♪♪

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