Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,001 -- 00:01:16,001 15 minutes early, Mr. Craig. The early bird gets the worm. 2 00:01:16,077 -- 00:01:18,410 The early bird gets the worm. 3 00:01:57,550 -- 00:02:05,524 Is it Christmas yet? Hey. Morning, sunshine. 4 00:02:05,526 -- 00:02:07,059 Hey. Morning, sunshine. Is it Christmas? 5 00:02:07,061 -- 00:02:08,994 Morning, sunshine. Is it Christmas? Not yet, Mom. 6 00:02:08,996 -- 00:02:11,063 Is it Christmas? Not yet, Mom. Soon, though. 7 00:02:11,065 -- 00:02:12,331 Not yet, Mom. Soon, though. See? 8 00:02:12,333 -- 00:02:14,666 Soon, though. See? 9 00:02:20,206 -- 00:02:24,009 You get dressed. I'll make breakfast. 10 00:02:34,888 -- 00:02:39,124 Hope you're enjoying all that whipped cream, Mr. Third Suspension This Year. 11 00:02:39,126 -- 00:02:41,994 Whipped cream, Mr. Third Suspension This Year. Really? How long this time? 12 00:02:41,996 -- 00:02:43,862 Mr. Third Suspension This Year. Really? How long this time? Till after the holidays. 13 00:02:43,864 -- 00:02:45,297 Really? How long this time? Till after the holidays. You need to get serious about 14 00:02:45,299 -- 00:02:46,231 Till after the holidays. You need to get serious about your education, son. 15 00:02:46,233 -- 00:02:47,132 You need to get serious about your education, son. 16 00:02:47,134 -- 00:02:48,333 Your education, son. Says the guy who dropped out 17 00:02:48,335 -- 00:02:49,468 Says the guy who dropped out of law school before he even 18 00:02:49,470 -- 00:02:49,902 Says the guy who dropped out of law school before he even started. 19 00:02:49,904 -- 00:02:51,103 Of law school before he even started. Excuse me? 20 00:02:51,105 -- 00:02:51,970 Started. Excuse me? Ellis? 21 00:02:51,972 -- 00:02:53,372 Excuse me? Ellis? We're in here! 22 00:02:53,374 -- 00:02:54,773 Ellis? We're in here! She's gonna want lights outside. 23 00:02:54,775 -- 00:02:56,074 We're in here! She's gonna want lights outside. I took them out of the closet. 24 00:02:56,076 -- 00:02:59,378 She's gonna want lights outside. I took them out of the closet. You deal with that. 25 00:02:59,380 -- 00:03:00,846 I took them out of the closet. You deal with that. Where's Ellis? 26 00:03:00,848 -- 00:03:03,982 You deal with that. Where's Ellis? Ellis is in California, Mom. 27 00:03:03,984 -- 00:03:07,686 Where's Ellis? Ellis is in California, Mom. Hmm. 28 00:03:07,688 -- 00:03:08,787 Ellis is in California, Mom. Hmm. 29 00:03:08,789 -- 00:03:10,222 Hmm. Ellis is coming home 30 00:03:10,224 -- 00:03:11,823 Ellis is coming home for Christmas. 31 00:03:11,825 -- 00:03:13,458 Ellis is coming home for Christmas. Well, he didn't come home 32 00:03:13,460 -- 00:03:15,260 for Christmas. Well, he didn't come home last Christmas or the Christmas 33 00:03:15,262 -- 00:03:16,995 Well, he didn't come home last Christmas or the Christmas before that or Mother's Day or 34 00:03:16,997 -- 00:03:17,930 last Christmas or the Christmas before that or Mother's Day or your birthday. 35 00:03:17,932 -- 00:03:19,231 Before that or Mother's Day or your birthday. Ah. 36 00:03:19,233 -- 00:03:21,200 Your birthday. Ah. Christmas wishes always come 37 00:03:21,202 -- 00:03:22,234 Ah. Christmas wishes always come true. 38 00:03:22,236 -- 00:03:23,168 Christmas wishes always come true. 39 00:03:23,170 -- 00:03:24,636 true. He doesn't call home. 40 00:03:24,638 -- 00:03:26,071 He doesn't call home. He doesn't come home. 41 00:03:26,073 -- 00:03:27,573 He doesn't call home. He doesn't come home. Remember? 42 00:03:27,575 -- 00:03:29,541 He doesn't come home. Remember? He came for Halloween that one 43 00:03:29,543 -- 00:03:32,077 Remember? He came for Halloween that one year dressed like a 44 00:03:32,079 -- 00:03:33,078 He came for Halloween that one year dressed like a cowboy. 45 00:03:33,080 -- 00:03:35,847 Year dressed like a cowboy. That was me, Mom. Gerry. 46 00:03:35,849 -- 00:03:38,417 Cowboy. That was me, Mom. Gerry. I was 8. 47 00:03:38,419 -- 00:03:42,221 That was me, Mom. Gerry. I was 8. Gerry's dead, baby. 48 00:03:42,223 -- 00:03:44,756 I was 8. Gerry's dead, baby. Here, Mom. 49 00:03:44,758 -- 00:03:46,959 Gerry's dead, baby. Here, Mom. Eat your pancakes. 50 00:03:46,961 -- 00:03:48,393 Here, Mom. Eat your pancakes. I don't want pancakes. 51 00:03:48,395 -- 00:03:51,763 Eat your pancakes. I don't want pancakes. I want grits. 52 00:03:51,765 -- 00:03:53,632 I don't want pancakes. I want grits. Okay. Okay. 53 00:03:53,634 -- 00:03:56,568 I want grits. Okay. Okay. I'll get you grits. 54 00:03:56,570 -- 00:03:58,804 Okay. Okay. I'll get you grits. 55 00:04:07,513 -- 00:04:12,050 50. That's the number of cases we'll have settled this year once we 56 00:04:12,052 -- 00:04:14,119 That's the number of cases we'll have settled this year once we get Wesley on board. 57 00:04:14,121 -- 00:04:15,621 Have settled this year once we get Wesley on board. It's a record, people. 58 00:04:15,623 -- 00:04:16,989 Get Wesley on board. It's a record, people. Amazing. 59 00:04:16,991 -- 00:04:18,123 It's a record, people. Amazing. Bonuses for everyone? 60 00:04:18,125 -- 00:04:18,991 Amazing. Bonuses for everyone? 61 00:04:18,993 -- 00:04:20,459 Bonuses for everyone? And time off for holidays. 62 00:04:20,461 -- 00:04:21,793 And time off for holidays. 63 00:04:21,795 -- 00:04:23,328 And time off for holidays. Okay. 64 00:04:23,330 -- 00:04:24,730 Okay. Um, what day does Christmas 65 00:04:24,732 -- 00:04:25,764 Okay. Um, what day does Christmas fall on this year? 66 00:04:25,766 -- 00:04:27,332 Um, what day does Christmas fall on this year? December 25th. 67 00:04:27,334 -- 00:04:29,167 Fall on this year? December 25th. I know that, smartass. 68 00:04:29,169 -- 00:04:30,302 December 25th. I know that, smartass. What day of the week? 69 00:04:30,304 -- 00:04:30,902 I know that, smartass. What day of the week? Sunday. 70 00:04:30,904 -- 00:04:32,771 What day of the week? Sunday. Thank you. 71 00:04:32,773 -- 00:04:34,339 Sunday. Thank you. Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday. 72 00:04:34,341 -- 00:04:35,941 Thank you. Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday. Be back in the office 6:00 a.m. 73 00:04:35,943 -- 00:04:36,942 Fine. Take Saturday and Sunday. Be back in the office 6:00 a.m. on Monday morning. 74 00:04:36,944 -- 00:04:40,412 Be back in the office 6:00 a.m. on Monday morning. 75 00:04:40,414 -- 00:04:41,847 on Monday morning. I thought you said we were 76 00:04:41,849 -- 00:04:44,583 I thought you said we were going away for the holidays. 77 00:04:44,585 -- 00:04:46,318 I thought you said we were going away for the holidays. Ahh. 78 00:04:46,320 -- 00:04:47,586 Going away for the holidays. Ahh. Change of plans. 79 00:04:47,588 -- 00:04:48,754 Ahh. Change of plans. I got to jump on a few cases for 80 00:04:48,756 -- 00:04:52,424 Change of plans. I got to jump on a few cases for the New Year. 81 00:04:52,426 -- 00:04:53,558 I got to jump on a few cases for the New Year. All right, let's get back to 82 00:04:53,560 -- 00:04:53,925 the New Year. All right, let's get back to work. 83 00:04:53,927 -- 00:04:55,160 All right, let's get back to work. These cases aren't gonna settle 84 00:04:55,162 -- 00:04:56,762 work. These cases aren't gonna settle themselves. 85 00:04:56,764 -- 00:05:00,699 These cases aren't gonna settle themselves. Bah humbug. 86 00:05:00,701 -- 00:05:02,768 Themselves. Bah humbug. 87 00:05:11,544 -- 00:05:15,047 Hello? Ellis? Ha. Gotcha. 88 00:05:15,049 -- 00:05:16,481 Ellis? Ha. Gotcha. You've reached the voice mailbox 89 00:05:16,483 -- 00:05:17,916 Ha. Gotcha. You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig. 90 00:05:17,918 -- 00:05:19,551 You've reached the voice mailbox of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important 91 00:05:19,553 -- 00:05:21,086 of the one and only Ellis Craig. If you're lucky and important enough,