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Die!

Oh, shit!

Are you going crazy, man?

Don't you know kicking in the balls isn't allowed, asshole?!

But you broke my sword!

Calm down, stop it!

Quit it! Stop!

Alright, okay! I'm sorry, Eduardo!

Screw Eduardo! My name is Golden Eagle, damn it!

Let's go, Blob and Big Blue!

It's not Blob, it's the Red Beetle!

Hey, hey, hey! Don't forget the Black Falcon!

Yeah, that city is truly beautiful

It really is

I think so too

I think it's even prettier seen from afar

Yeah! Someday I'll buy a car so I can go there

Meet people the from the city and all the hot women!

Yeah! A bunch of really hot chicks!

I think by the time you own a car that city will be done for

What are you talking about, whitey?

It's because my dad works at the City Hall

And he told me everything that's been happening to him

So, which matter is so important that you must disturb my lunch?

Well, Your Honor, it's about the materials

For the construction of the city's sewage system

What of it?

Well, what of it?

We recieved less than half of what we'll need

Do it with what you have, buddy

Exactly

Your Honor, we recieved fifteen hundred meters of pipes

But we'll need a total of six thousand

That means we won't even get near the treatment plant

Treatment plant!

Do you honestly think that with this huge mangrove surrounding the city

I'll build a treatment plant?!

Throw the shit in the mangrove!

But Your Honor, the mangrove is an area under environmental policy

What if the environmentalists find out?

Those people are too busy smoking pot

He's right, they're all stoners, a shame to this country!

But Your Honor, the city needs at least a minimum of infrastructure

What this city needs

Is a Mayor capable of solving things within his reach

And that's what I'm going to do

You can throw the shit in the mangrove

Throw it at the beach

Even throw it at your lady mother's house if you like

But get it done!

Harsh words, but very well put, sir!

But Your Honor, we came to know that you received ten million

And we also know that you're using less than nine hundred thousand

Now, Mr. Secretary

Shut the fuck up, and solve this piece of crap

God damn Brazilian spices

Excuse me, gentlemen

Mr. Mayor, excuse me for the insistence on the subject

But we'll have sewage spreading throughout the streets

The people might churn up

There are controversies about that, sir, controversies!

They're not going to strike! This is Brazil, land of pussies

No one riots here!

And do you know what else? What comes from below doesn't affect me

Do you know what year we're in?

Yes, Your Honor, I know what year we're in

Elections year

Year of elections!

Right!

I've already been elected twice, so that means I can't run for mayor again

So now I want this city to flood with shit

With these people drowning in crap, because that's what they deserve!

It's good that you remember you also live in this city, sir

After my mandate is over, I'll go to a place with civilized people

I'll go to Switzerland, Miami I'd even go to fucking hell!

And do you know what?

They're likely to elect another mayor much worse than me

Surely he will not be a match for Your Excellency

Your Honor!

Mr. Mayor!

You're just fooling around!

It's serious!

I liked the story

It's not a story, it's the truth!

Dude! You're such a liar!

Wait, I'm not finished, it gets much worse

Hello?

Yes! This is the water company

I'm calling because there's sewage spilling in front of my house

Look sir, our system doesn't indicate there's a leakage in your street

You don't understand

There's a bunch of shit in front of my house!

I think it would be better if you call the City Councill, sir

City Council speaking

Good afternoon

For three weeks now I've been informing you

Of sewage spilling in front of my house

Waste, water, shit, poop, all of those

Are responsability of the water company

Thank you for your call, but this is not the water company

Health Department, good afternoon

There's a load of crap...

No, for sewer leakages you must call the Department of the Environment

This is the Health Department

When you get sick, give us a call or look for a hospital, ok?

Good day

But...

Department of the Environment, good mor... good afternoon

There has been sewer spilling in front of my house

Yeah, sewer stinks

Streaming right in front of my home

You have to look for people who work with constructions and stuff

...A spill...

...sewer...

Hello?

You don't understand, it's leaking...

So what?

In front of my house

Will I die too?

What do you mean?

In my mouth?

Hello! Good morning, sir

I'm from the Department of the Environment

I'm here because of a problem with the sanitation in you property

Oh, thank god! I've been trying to solve this for weeks!

Here you go

What's this?

This is a bill, you have until three days to solve this problem in your sewage system

But it's not my problem

I have a cesspool

This is the prefecture's problem

Actually no sir, reason with me

If this was the City Council's responsability

all the other houses in the region would be having similar issues

But we noticed that the leakage only happens in your area

So the problem is actually yours

Good day to you, farewell

We noticed you've clogged up your sewer pipes

As stated in the 18th article, 25th item of the constitution

This represents a federal crime

So I must charge you

You have until three days to appeal

Good day to you, farewell

That story wasn't frightening

Oh my god! I told you already: It isn't a story, it's the truth!

Ok guys, let's get something to eat

Instead of sitting here listening to bullshit

Hey, where's Edu?

Wasn't he behind you?

He vanished all of a sudden!

Oh man, this sucks!

Edu! Edu!

He's back there! Come on!

Come close, look what I found!

Damn!

What is that?

Did you do it?

Of course not

Yes you did!

I just found it!

Maybe it's from a jaguar

It wasn't a jaguar, look at the size of it

Don't you see? It's a werewolf track

The Colonel's house is near here

What Colonel?

Don't you know what happened to the Colonel?

What's this barbarity, son?

He was one of ours, Colonel

I found him near Father Pedro's house

What kind of person could've done this?

No human could've done this, Colonel

This must've been...

A werewolf

Don't be queer, boy

Do you take me for a man that believes in superstition

And things from another world?

Sorry Colonel

But looks like it could've been done by the Devil's offspring

Know what I think?

That voodoo nigger of Father Pedro has something to do with this

Maybe he really is a werewolf

And speaking of which of which , Genésio

Aren't you a seventh son?

You know what people say about that!

Are you accusing me, Piolho?

Yes! You are kind of weird anyway

Ok, ok, quit the blabbing

What ever it is, we're going to solve it with bullets

Hi Genésio, do you need any help?

Hi Ana

Don't worry, let me take care of this on my own

Lady Ana, you know the Colonel doesn't like you talking to peasants

Lobo, Violão! Break that fight up

Quit this non-stop fighting of yours!

It's already been hell, and we still have to find out who did that to our guy

See what that nigger knows

And if he tries anything, put him to the knife

Let's go Genésio, you're with me

Ok, I'll just put on my special clothes

Oh, Look! Who enters my humble yard?

The Colonel's men!

Be welcome, my children!

How can I be of service?

And you, child?

Wearing that costume!

You must be needing a whole lot of protection!

We're looking for a demon

We're wondering if you know something about it

Demon? What demon?

No! We came to destroy this god damned demon!

Stop, Stop!

My spirits will come at night and get you!

You shouldn't have done this

I won't let the nigger bleed out

When I had my lands in the south, I kept the blacks far away from me

And also priests and shepherds

Because supersticious people are all ignorant

And only cause trouble

Hey Lobo, get my horse

At this hour Colonel? Do you want escort?

No, there's no need

It's just a meeting at Madam Ursula's whorehouse

I can take care of it

I'll be back by dawn, and don't worry I can take care of myself

Genésio!

What have you done to poor Father Pedro?

Poor Father Pedro? He was the werewolf!

That's just what you're saying!

He really was, and he attacked us!

I had to defend myself, it was him or me

I had to defend myself, to be with you my darling

But now, seeing you like this, makes me regret it

Come, give me a hug! Everything will be alright

Miss Ana, go home! This is neither the time nor place

Nor company for a lady like you

And I want to have a little tought talk with Genésio here

I want to stay here! What are you going to do about it?

Go home, or I'll tell the Colonel everything

Go Ana

With Piolho here I can deal with

Now, let's have a little conversation we should've had a long time ago

What do you want , Piolho? Why are you always getting in our way?

We love each other, and you have nothing to do with it

Yes I do!

You're a good for nothing bum, and I'm the Colonel's most loyal man

Someday, I'll be the owner of all these lands

And maybe the owner of Ana too!

I'm still convinced you're a fucking werewolf from hell

Piolho, the creature's not dead!

Then it wasn't that voodoo nigger like you said

But we didn't take care of his body...

We should have burned that little coon!

You always have a straight answer

And you let Ana go off in the woods alone!

She's in danger! You idiot!

Let's find her!

Ok

Go!

Hurry Piolho!

Calm down, I'm hearing something, the creature must be near

We should get out of here!

What happened? You look horrible

Seems you've been fighting

It was the werewolf Colonel, the creature's not dead!

Where is Ana, Colonel? Where is she?

Why do you want to know where's my daughter? She's asleep

I must know if she's well, Colonel

I fought the werewolf!

At night Ana and I met in the woods

I know I shouldn't have, sir

But let me tell you what happened...

Prepare yourself! The creature is out here

I know, asshole!

But it's true, I swear

I'm only here because I hid until dawn

Ask Ana and she'll tell you I'm not lying

No, Genésio of the Knife! You're mad!

I didn't leave my room at night

I was in my bedroom

Master, I stayed with her the whole time

The worse thing you can do to yourself is falling in love, boy

Take this ridiculous outfit off this lying idiot

Tie him up and beat him

And then we'll talk

So, Genésio of the Knife. Was it the werewolf?

Because now Piolho is dead

And he was in your hands

Don't you have too many deaths on you back, boy?

No Colonel, it really was the werewolf

I'll leave you here alone and tied up

If you are the werewolf, you're going to turn into an animal later, aren't you?

But if you aren't, then don't worry!

At the break of day everything will be ok

Unless the werewolf comes rip your guts out!

What is it?!

When you were with Piolho, you weren't man enough to protect him

So now I want to see if there's a bit of manliness in you

Son of a bitch!

No Colonel!

Colonel!

What?

We found Piolho's body

Fucking hell!

Don't leave me alone, Colonel!

I'm not the werewolf! No!

What are you doing, heated bitch?!

Do you know what you're doing?

You really are a little bitch aren't you?

And you, Genésio, I'll deal with later!

No!

Father!

Please don't kill Genésio!

Be quiet! I'm the boss around here

Was she really naked?

Of course, lackwit!

Everybody knows that when a werewolf comes back to normal, it's naked

You're lying, a werewolf transformation isn't like that

The person doesn't come out the mouth, only transforms

Have you ever seen a transformation?

Of course! From movies and stuff

Movies have it all wrong!

You don't know shit!

And did Genésio of the Knife die?

I hope so, or else he'd still be around here

I guess nobody knows

And do you think he made the footprint?

What?! He's joking! Werewolves don't exist

He made the footprint himself!

Bet it was your mom who made it!

Don't talk about my mother!

If you don't believe me, then fuck you!

Hey, hold up!

There's something following us!

Can't be the werewolf, it doesn't exist!

Don't worry dude, it's daytime and they only attack at night

Yup, it might only be a jaguar

Stop!

What?

I'm not going through there. Let's go around

Are you a chicken?

You want to go around? I have better things to do!

Why don't you want to go through the bamboo grove?

Haven't you heard the story about the Saci who lives in there?

What story?

He's messing with you, come on

No I'm not! Don't you remember what happened to Ester?

You may pass, my child, go on!

But much respect for the people of the forest

Thank you! My mom asked if you could write it down

Ok

See you

Calm down!

I'm sorry, I was just trying to ambush a hare

A hare? Are you mad? You could've shot me!

Do I look like a hare to you?

Kind of! You're small and cute

You have soft hair

And looks very delicious

Fuck, old man!

If you keep surprising people like this, you might wind up shot

You shouldn't be here

The bamboo grove is the home of the Saci

It'll soon be dark, and the forest will grow dangerous

I hunt here almost every day, and nothing ever happend to me!

What do you have to say about that?

You better leave before I lose my respect for you

And punch you in the face

Oh but you will regret this! You both will!

You should have more respect for the people of the forest!

You shouldn't talk like that to elders, Christi

The old man is nuts, tomorrow he won't remember any of this

I'm going home

No, wait

Have you ever seen an armadillo?

This is taking too long!

You have to be patient while hunting

Be cool, ok? It'll show up

The Saci...

Reckless girl

If she's off flirting with that shameless Christi, she'll see

What are you trying to say?

He came here this afternoon like a rutting dog

And to top it all off, she's late with the milk!

Makes you wonder, doesn't it Jorge?

Now this too...

Mother, I thought it didn't exist

But it does and I saw it in the woods!

What are you talking about?

Where's the milk I sent you for?

What's this talk about the forest, young lady?

I saw the Saci, mother!

Stop being heretical, child!

With whom were you in the forest with?

Christi was hunting, and asked if I wanted to see an armadillo

I knew she was up to something with that dog!

You were in the middle of the forest, with a man?!

He just wanted to show me an armadillo

When a really weird creature showed up, Father Pedro...

Father Pedro? Ungrateful brat! Your father is here, see?!

And to think you've been talking to that evil man!

Stop it, woman

I'll stop! But this girl's bringing bad energy to our home

Go to your room

Hi

What are you doing here?

I just came to see if you're ok

I'm fine. You should leave

Calm down

Did you tell anyone what we saw today?

I did, but they wouldn't believe me

They won't

They'll only believe it when they see the creature

What do you mean?

I'm going to kill that Saci and embalm it

Then, I'll change anyone who wants to see it!

I'm going to get rich, Ester

I think it would be best if you didn't do that

Like Father Pedro said

We should have respect for the people of the forest

Father Pedro is crazy

I just came here to check on you

It's better if I just go, good night

I think so too. Good night

Jorge...

What, woman?

Can't you see I'm in communion with the Holy Ghost?

Want to make us a little boy?

With God's will!

Have mercy! This can only be the work of the enemy!

What madness is this, child?

Father! The Saci! It came for me!

Stop this blaphemy, girl!

Mom I swear...

Shut up and go to sleep

Father, it was the Saci

It came for me

Obey your mother, sweetheart

I swear

After breakfast you'll go to the farm to get some milk, ok?

No mom! I'm not going through the bamboo grove, the Saci lives there

Obey your mother and stop talking nonsense

So you bothered him, didn't you?

Ask for forgiveness, child

Pray for his forgiveness

You should have more respect for the people of the forest

Hi

Here you go

Thank you

Ester, my child, why did you take so long?

Let me see

This milk is spoiled, Ester!

Honey, what's happening to you? Ester?

Jehovah!

Fellow believers, she is possessed

But I will free her!

Begone Satan!

Come back to your father's arms

As the Evil leaves, her soul shall come back to us

And you, my pious followers!

Shall also be blessed by the words of the Lord Almighty!

Hallelujah!

Praise the Lord!

Your daughter is a girl of a very strong and good spirit

But the Evil is attracted to her

Just as to everything else that is good

She is involved with something that should not be

That in actuality, is something that possesses us when it shouldn't

Which is the actual Devil!

Could it be Christi? That boy is no good!

I know he's after her

Calm down

I've met the kid

The boy is only driven by desires of the flesh, nothing more

The Father of Saints...

Yes!

There lies true danger

He can create ghastly illusions

Such as the Saci itself!

A father must do anything to protect his daughter

Getting rid of a Father of Saints

Is not a sin!

May God bless you

And me too!

This ends today

What are you going to do, Jorge?

In the name of Jesus!

I didn't raise my daughter to be cursed by a Father of Saints!

I'm going to kill that old man!

May God's will de done!

Dad!

Dad! The Saci!

Shut up, forsaken!

But mom, the Saci went after him!

You are bound by the name of Jesus!

My child, your father is only trying to save your soul

It's your fault

It's your fault!

You are possessed

Ester!

Come here!

Your bastard wizard!

You bewitched my little girl!

I'll show you!

I didn't do anything

- I'll kill you! - I was only trying to help!

Dad!

Jorge! Have mercy!

What have you done?!

It was the Saci!

It's the Saci's fault!

The Saci tricked me!

You're mad!

It was the Saci!

Come to me, little children!

I'm running! I'm running!

She's nuts!

Who's the king of heaven?

Mother!

It was the Saci!

It wasn't me!

It was the Saci!

The Saci!

Get me out of here!

God damn it! This path is longer than I could recall

Getting tired is better than facing the Saci

You really are a bunch of idiots

Crap!

Guys, let's go home

It's getting late

Afraid of the dark?

Werewolves don't exist!

No, but my mother will get worried

I'm not afraid of werewolves

Only ghosts

Everyone's afraid of ghosts

I'm afraid of nothing of the sort

Oh, so you're not afraid of ghosts?

Then I'm going to tell you a bone chilling story

SILENCE! DO WHAT I SAID

DO IT NOW!

Bloody Blonde

Bloody Blonde

Bloody Blonde

Young lady, you're in trouble

She didn't like you escaping

Especially after what happened to your little friend

What happened to Jessica?

So...

She was found in the bathroom

Catarina de Jesus Boarding School

Do you know what this is?

This is education!

This is what you're going to have here

Education!

Recompose yourself

You've been here for three months

And you still insist in running away to your stepmother's house?

That's my father's house...

Your father is dead!

And you should be grateful for living in a refined house such as this

She locked me in here!

It's been years since anyone has entered that bathroom

I warned you

But no!

You had to invent your little tales

- See what you got? - No, it wasn't my fault!

It was her... the woman, the blonde!

Liar!

There is no woman, neither ghosts nor monsters!

Your crazy friend committed suicide

She killed herself

And it's your fault!

Because you filled her head with gibberish

No!

Don't you think I noticed you never go in there?

It's because you're afraid too!

Enough!

Yes ma'am?

Take her out of my sight!

You haven't seen the last of me yet

Make her sleep through the night

Yes ma'am

Here

This should ease you

I don't want it, Hugo

If I were you, I'd take it

She might give you peace while you sleep

She?

The Blonde?

Does she talk to you too?

Sweet dreams, my child. Sweet dreams

Hey

Don't be sad

I know you loved your parents

Everything will be alright

You can always count on me, Maria

Maria.

Maria

Maria

Maria

Jessica?

Jessica?

Jessica...

Hey, blondie!

Want to go for a ride?

Be quiet!

Otherwise it'll be worse

Clara

Are you mad, Cintia?

If your mother catches us, we're dead!

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOU

Maria.

Maria

It wasn't me!

I swear, I didn't do it!

She got scared and slipped, then the mirror...

Can't these imbeciles stay alive?

Why are you just standing there?

Get something to stop the bleeding!

Help me, Rita!

Shit, shit!

Don't die, motherfucker!

My god...

What happened here?!

We killed Maria!

Shut up, imbecile!

It's a lie mommy, we did nothing

To your rooms, now!

What are you waiting for?

Throw dirt in there, imbecile!

Wait a bit...

I'm tired!

Give me that!

They're trying to destroy me again!

All I ever wanted

Was to take care of this school

Educate these children!

But all I got was treason

That bitch!

But my school is much more important than all of that

None of you can destroy me

She's going to rot in that fucking bathroom forever!

Finally!

Clara, I don't think I can take it

I told Cintia to stop after what happened to Jessica

But she has no limits

What now, Lord?!

What are we going to do?!

I don't want to go to jail

Aren't you ever worried about anything?

We're screwed and all you do is polish those god damn nails!

Help!

Help!

Know what? Fuck it!

Those two were a pain in the ass anyway

Could've died sooner

Totally!

Can I have another?

You know, this whole story makes me horny

What's that girl up to again?!

Cintia

Do you want to play with me?

Cintia?

Cintia!

Mom?

Mom!

Cintia!

It was true, mom

What are you talking about?

I saw it!

I saw the Blonde, mother!

I saw her with my own eyes

Dorotéia... Dorotéia

No!

Yeah, that actually was the scariest story

I already heard that one long before

I think it's bullshit

Why do I have to believe in your crap if you won't believe in my story?

Oh my god! I already told you!

It's because my Dad works at the City Hall

The sewer thing is real, but just forget it

Whose house is that?

That's Iara's house

Haven't you heard the story?

You're telling another story?!

It's true, everyone knows Iara's story

He's right, I heard about her too

I don't really like it

Isn't Iara like a freshwater mermaid?

No, Iara is a woman

And she's been in there ever since

Why did we come here, again?

To eat jackfruit!

They've cut down all jackfruit trees, this is the only one left

Don't worry, she only leaves at night

Ok, then we better go home. It'll be dark soon

You're just messing with me, right?

No! It's true! You can see her through the window!

What a damn lie!

You like to call others liars, don't you?

Then come on! Come have a look

Come see, come on, come on!

I don't see anything

Let us help you

No!

Help me!

Come back!

This is so you learn not to call others liars!

Take that, asshole!

Open up!

Don't leave me!

Open! Open!

Open...

You've worked for many years making horror movies

What's it like to make horror movies in Brazil?

Terrible

Terrible, terrible...

There's been a few who tried it

But they couldn't even finish their horror "tapes"

Roll 19, scene 3, take 3

Camera!

Rolling

Action

The Father of Saints!

Yes!

Mojica is not only into horror, he's into every possible genre

I think all Brazilian filmmakers should have a little of Mojica in their minds

I had the great pleasure of being José Mojica Marin's assistant

You can't imagine what it feels like

I pratically "beat" life!

What I can say about The Black Fables

Is that it's a very old dream of mine

To use Brazilian folklore

As inspiration to create cool monsters

Being able to invite other Brazilian directors

Who are also in love with horror

Made this dream come true!

Now...

Having Master Mojica sitting on the director's chair

Almost 80 years old

Having fun like a kid...

Was much beyond a dream come true

It was one of the coolest things I'd seen in life!

"Unfortunately tragedy is part of life", isn't it?

Yes! He learns his lines fast!

Well...

Since I'm the forerunner; the first man to do this in Brazil

I know how difficult it is

It's really hard

So you can picture my satisfaction

When I knew there was someone else!

I met Aragão and his work about 2,5 years ago

So I felt satisfied

I even remember commenting about someday working with this fighter

Who took the right path!

Camera!

Rolling

Action

Yes, my beautiful lady

This is the end for those who don't tithe

Cut!

I thought it would be more practical

Finding a one legged boy

And putting him to hop around

Than to actually make a Saci like he did

Action!

Ok, just the detail of her walking the footbridge

The first day I saw Walderrama dressed and walking as the creature

I thought: Dude look at that beauty

And when Lupe turned to me and said "I'm scared!"

I thought: Damn!

Making "Bloody Blonde" was a huge pleasure

Imagine making a movie in an abandoned school

With a ton of blood

Full of jumpscares and women

It was great!

Action!

You, you, and all of you!

Who do not honor this piece of work

That was done, really, with a lot of love

And dedication

Surely!

When you least expect it...

And go looking for a woman

Oh! You'll be in trouble

Because you'll go limp!

Not knowing why

But it'll be because of a plague

Cast upon those who do not appreciate what is Brazilian

You'll never have intercourse with a woman again

Unless you turn into a tranny!

That's a different situation...

And I wash my hands of it!

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Very good, Mojica!