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Tanya Nagpal!

Will you marry me?

About that..

We need to talk.

Uncle, Guava and govind is cool. But what about the house?

Tanya!!

I know man! I was blinded by love!

I should have never trusted a girl like her!

Being shut in that toilet opened my eyes!

Zip this please.

She has clearly betrayed me!

Set me up with that McKinsey chick

'I' am creating a scene?

I'll speak to you in a while

No, don't send her number right now

You know, I've been trying to have this conversation since you got here!

What are you trying to say?

That you don't love me anymore?

Then you should have told me before

I took a 24-hour long connecting flight

I don't even have jetlag yet!

Keep the bag properly, my laptop's in it

Mikki, listen...

And what is this mikki? Do I look like a cartoon?

Okay, listen.

Eveything is not so black and white...

Right now, I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

We've been together for three years!

What is t he problem?

Listen...

Is it about the sex?

It was my first time, the AC was on and I got a little nervous in the cold

NO! it's not about the sex.

So, is there someone else?

How is that possible?

Why?

Why can't there be someone else?

No.No

It's possible. It's just that...

You've put on some weight

But I like the weight!

I mean I like YOU

It's ok!

No! It's not fine Mikesh. It's not!

We are meeting each other properly after 3 years

What are you talking about? We've been meeting everyday for 3 years on Skype!

I came to India twice!

Remember, we went to Shivsagar?

You were happily relishing those malai koftas

All that Skyping and chatting was nothing?

Mikesh, the "Skype-You" and the "Skype-Me" are so different from the "Real-life You" and the "Real-fe Me"!

Can you repeat the last one?

- The "Skype... - Wait a minute. slow down. First sit down

Now tell me.

Mikesh...

I'm just saying...

that marriage is a different story. We don't even know each other properly.

No. No, it's not like that. I know you.

I know everything about you

Ask me anything!

Not a quiz contest but ask me anything

I know everything about you

You used to study at St.Maries in Allahabad

You work for PandG in Mumbai

You once fell into the sewer while texting

Ok, so you know everything.

So, what's my favorite color?

Pink

Pink?

Why? Because I'm a girl! So pink?

No, because you are wearing pink.

So if i'm weari... Mikesh this is red!

This is red?

Let me see. Looks like pink in that light.

Mikesh, don't do this man!

Ok fine. so it's red. Why are you getting upset about it?

Tanya!

I don't understand you girl's obsession with the favourite color

I don't know my favorite color

Does that mean, I can't get married?

Ok fine. Forget color. Answer this!

Do I sleep with light On or Off?

Do I like Bollywood commercial films or black and white noir film?

Do I like apartments or bungalows? Am I scared of cats or dogs?

Do I like aliens or do I like ghosts?

Which food am I allergic to?

And which food am I not allergic to, but I tell people I am?

Just to save myself from the embarassment of admitting that I don't like the taste

And what are my career plans for the next 10 years?

So you know everything!

Can you...

Why do you talk so fast? You just take off!

You want the lights on or off? Tell me from the beginning.

Mikesh, come here.

Just, sit down first.

See

Mikesh

It's not happening.

I'm not saying No. But I'm not saying Yes either

Just give me some more time. Ok?

Yes so? You will have time, Tanya.

Lots of it!

Then in 1 year of living together we'll f... do great!

Yeah... but we can't be sure about that yet.

What if living together makes us hate each other?

So, right now we should just try and hangout more often

You shift smewhere closeby and...

I'll keep coming on weekends, ok?

Where is your phone?

See

Let's look for something

You wanted a house in Bandra right?

And you wanted a garden and a swimming pool too. Right?

so... there!

This society is very reasonable!

But this one has an ATM. So, I think this is better

This one is a catholic, but I have a convent background so I can...

Tanya, listen to me..

We can look for houses later. But there is a little problem about postponing the wedding.

There won't be any problem Mikesh, if we decide mutually

You don't understand

I spoke to someone else about this before telling you.

Pick it up!

Tell him I said Namaste

I hate you so much Mikesh Choudhary!

Tanya...

Hello?

No. She left.

Alright.

Alright?

Papa, you don't have any problem with our marriage?

Nope.

Thank you, Uncle.

Take his blessings.

Papa!

Are you sure, you don't have a problem?

Why would I have a problem?

Your Uncle sugges... - Come. See

This a fully furnished flat!

This is hall. This is the sofa.

This is another client.

That's the client's father

Come.

That's the switch board. That's the kitchen

Her Uncle tried to set her up with a boy from Bhilwara Medical College

At least you're better than him.

Papa! Don't you have anything more to ask?

Ask?..

Ah, yes, should I call for something to drink?

Some whisky will do.

Do you want it neat or with soda?...

We need to talk!

What is going on?

You're in some random house making my wedding plans over drinks??

You should have spoken to me first!

He is a good guy!

A little desperate but he's nice!

Papa! I am not mentally prepared to be married

I was 21! when I married your mother

I wasn't even prepared physically, forget about being mentally prepared

Papa! I can't decide so soon.

He was INSIST..

Please go and refuse him!

I just said yes! How can I? What should I tell him?

Actually, her grandfather's 4th death aniversery is approaching

And in our culture, in a girl's grandfather's 4th aniversary...

a wedding cannot happen.

Ya...we'll have to wait for atleast a year.

One year?

No, 2 years!

It's a 2 year contract

and don't worry about rikshwala, you might find them in the lift sometimes

There are buses from here too. Directly to colaba! Let's go

Yes! 1 year..

papa..umm..uncle,

I'm getting a deal in 22 thousand

Can I speak to you for a minute?

Talk to her uncle, I am getting older

I'll turn 30 next month

I know man!

She never listens to me!

She is like her aunt!

I was saying...lets get together for drinks tonight.

We'll sort all the wedding issues till morning

No no. you won't have to drive.

I'll come to your house in Vashi!

There we can...

You don't want to?

No, I want to..

What should I tell her now?

So, I spoke to Pandit ji

He came up with a loophole

He says, you can't get married...

But if you want to live together before getting married, then you may!

Ya, that's a good idea!

Like this, we won't even have to get married and can also spend enough time with each other

That's a great idea!

The people in the neighbourhoud will think your are a married couple...

And, you can have your trial period!

YA! that's perfect! Problem solved!

1 minute, so...

You want me to shift in with Mikesh?

You want me to be in a live in relationship?

What's the problem?

You are asking me, what is my problem with a live-in relationship?

Papa, how can you suggest your daughter a live-in relationship?

Do you know what a live-in relationship is?

Ok? In the same house!

In a closed house. just the two of us!

And maybe..maybe. We'll even have sex!

No no uncle, I am not...

I mean, I can. But..

Why do you have to do it then? Don't do it!

I mean, live-in relationship has a lot of other things

like exploring, geting to know each other and things like that

And what you are saying, that is...

common among you youngsters

common? what is common?

You know...

Papa, look at me!

No, tell me. What is the word? just say that.

That..in chemist shops...

These days...

Is common among the youngsters

Now, i don't want to get into any marraige or live-in or any conversation with you!

Tanya, listen sweety, Tani!

Tanya! listen Tanya!

Tanya, listen. Wait up! what is this immaturity?

What is the problem?

I don't want to speak to you!

Fine, don't!

Tanya, what's wrong?

Why is everyone taking his side?

I think I have the right to marry whoever I want to get married to

And right now, I am not sure, if I actually love him or not!

When he was out for 3 years, you loved him.

Now, he is back and you are doubting it?

He went around the world, and came back to you! didn't he?

He loves you, I know it!

we used to speak for 2 hours everyday.

Ok fine! so I'll shift in with him tomorrow

And I'll marry everyone who you have spoken to everyday

Or next month..

Or to him!

But Tanya...

Who ever you decide to marry,

Make sure, that guy loves you more than him!

The things people talk about like attraction and compatibility

These are all seconday

Happiness comes from the simplest thing..

Be with the one, who loves you the most

That's it!

This cartoon, likes you a lot!

Do you understand what I'm saying?

You made me take maths and bio in 12th with your emotional blackmail, just like this!

Wasn't it the right descision?

I'm there!

Otherwise, that Bheelwada guy is always there.

Purushottam ji?

Yes?

She'll get convinced right?

If you live together, then she will eventually get convinced

Lucky are the ones who find true love

In the next Episode.

This is too much yaar!

But tanya, where will I go? Even tiwari is in bagalore.

Ritu, will feel really awkward! Why should she suffer?

What about when Ritu's boyfriend comes over all the time?

Ya, I know. but he never bothers me!