All language subtitles for Pitching In s01e04_English

Like I told you.

Ticks all the boxes,
doesn't it?

Can't we just
sneak back to the site?

-Hoo-cha!
-Aah!

[ Groaning ]

[ Laughing ] What the heck
happened to you?

Oh.

So is it a yes or a no?

It's a maybe.

[ Door closes ]

I am one dirty,
disgusting, filthy thing.

Took the words
right out of my mouth.

[ Up-tempo rock music plays ]

[ Growling softly ]

Take that look off your face.
First sit-down I've had all day.

[ Whines ]

[ Dog barking ]

-Oh, can't wait for tonight.
-Gonna be good, isn't it?

Yeah, gonna have
a little dance as well.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

CARYS: Ah!

Hiya.

[ Vehicle approaches ]

KEITH:
Is that our taxi?

-Come on!
-It's here.

Hey, what you all
dressed up for?

-Where are you going?
-Going for a drive.

Wait for me!

Oi, Ol!
Where you off to?

The Willows.
Mexican fiesta night disco.

Mariachi band.
All-you-can-eat fajita.

Six quid a ticket.

-[ Maracas rattling ]
-* Arriba, arriba *

Ah!

Not you as well.

* Andale, ándale, ándale *

Dad?

Dad?

[ Exhales sharply ]

Saturday night,
and half our residents

are off to the Willows.

This is because
we have no entertainment.

Hundreds of pounds
running out the gate.

Mm-hmm. So, what you gonna
do about it, boss?

Well, get a pen!
We need a strategy.

DANNY:
Well, give us a clue.

A meal?
The pictures?

I'm happy whatever we do.

Well, I mean...

...as long as you're
wearing trousers for a change.

Shut up.

Ooh!
Your birthday, is it?

Why not have a party?

-No.
-What? Got your own pub.

Crime not to!

It's just another birthday.
Everyone has one.

You never know
when it's gonna be your last.

You're a long time
looking up at the lid.

You know what?
Ol's right.

You're not getting any younger.
Why don't we?

Look, okay,
nothing mad, right?

Just a couple of trays
of sandwiches.

Oh, we'll need a theme.

I'll call Royston.
He can do the disco.

What am I gonna wear?!

Oh, look, it's --
Hang on, it's not a big thing!

You can't
back out now, Tan.

She's got
her heart set on it.

[ Laughs ]

[ Italian accent ]
Come in again.

Always a family discount!

Ah, bella ragazza!

I better get back in.

The parmesan
won't grate itself.

-Ciao for now.
-Ciao.

So, staying a few more
days, then?

Yeah, looks like.
Problem?

Good to hang out with Dyls.

Yeah, nice that you're
paying him some attention.

[ Car door opens, closes ]

[ Engine starts ]

You throw the brick,
I'll start the car.

-What you looking at?
-Nothing.

Ah, diamond solitaires.
Wow.

Least someone's happy.

-I'll help you pick one out.
-No!

And it'll be better than that
horrible cheap one you got me.

If it's a fungal infection,
Keith, you can't be too careful.

Call "Wales Today."

I don't think they quite
heard you in Colwyn Bay.

-Hello.
-Morning.

Yeah.

TUCKER: Might as well
give them away at that price.

Don't say that to Frank.
I overordered by mistake.

What do you think
of this one, then?

Oh, looking good, Ol.
Very handsome.

So you back
on the dating scene, Ol?

Oh, I was never off it.

I just decided
to widen my circle.

I just joined
another one today.

I haven't even
put a photograph on yet,

and I've had 14 pings.

I'm not very good
with this new stuff.

See, me and Keith we just met
in the works canteen.

We both went for the last piece
of cheese-and-tomato quiche.

Ah, and he stood aside,
and he let you have it?

No. He said, "I think
they're bringing out

more chips in a minute,
so I'd best hang on."

OLWEN:
Romantic devil.

Mand, am I all right
for nasal spray?

So a lot to be said
for the single life, Ol?

Well, see, I've got the best
of both worlds, haven't I?

By day, I'm a sophisticated
career woman.

And by night,
I'm a trophy girlfriend,

gadding about,
being wined and dined.

Oh, it sounds fantastic.

Three-ply plain
or two-ply quilted? You choose.

Don't really care, Keith.

Suit yourself.
It's your funeral.

Oh, now, this one
sounds interesting.

No photo,
but he's new to the area.

Outgoing, creative, athletic.

Right up my alley.

Well, I have to say, you've
certainly thought of everything.

Ha, If you're going to
do something,

do it with a bit of panache.

Yeah, that's what
I always say.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Ohh.

I think this is
my favorite view of anywhere.

Certainly is special.

It's magical.

You can understand why there's
so much mythology

around this place.

You're not gonna go
all voodoo on me, are you?

[ Laughs ]
That depends.

How much longer are you
gonna keep me in suspense?

I've haven't had a chance
to talk it all the way through

with Carys, okay?

There have been
a couple of distractions

over the last few days.

-But generally?
-Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Probably a good time
right now.

And what are you going to do
with all that lovely lolly?

I don't know.
Haven't made up my mind yet.

But once I've sorted
everything out,

I think I'm gonna do
a bit of traveling.

But I don't know
who with yet.

I'm sure you'll have
plenty of offers, Frank.

Mm-hmm.

I think I better
get the bucket list out

and start checking off
the places I still want to go.

Ouch!

Ow!

You all right?

-Let me have a look.
-No, no, no.

-Don't fuss. I'm okay.
-You sure?

Yes, yes, honestly.

I'll live.
[ Laughs ]

Don't worry.

The wine will act
as an anesthetic.

Cheers.
It usually does.

You're a tough little old bird,
aren't you?

Enough of the "old,"
Mr. Hardcastle.

Three older brothers.

Uh-huh. I'll bet they were
all terrified of you.

Most men are.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Mid-tempo reggae music
playing ]

-You're Royston?
-That's me.

-You made all this yourself?
-Yeah.

Just from the stuff
that's rolled up with the tide

and found its way
into my recycling bin.

Amazing.

Do you mind
if I take a picture?

Knock yourself out.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

And this is
our starter collection,

smaller stones
and cluster diamonds.

-They look nice.
-Next.

So you're
popping the question?

-Details, please.
-Not with your big mouth

Oh, come on! As if I'd ruin
a surprise like that.

Come on. You know I love
a bit of romance.

You taking her anywhere nice?
New York? Paris?

I'm gonna ask her in the pub.

-Saturday night.
-Oh.

See? It's always about the
big thrill with you, isn't it?

"Oh! Dress up
as the Milk Tray Man,

jump out of a helicopter!"

It's her birthday.
Gonna ask her then.

Well, you do know
this doesn't count

as a birthday present,
don't you?

That's really cheap.

We have our midrange,
or our premier deluxe bespoke.

-Midrange.
-Bespoke.

Are you serious?

Why are you wasting
everyone's time?

Your fiancée obviously knows
her own mind.

-She's not my fiancée.
-I'm not his fiancée.

Well, I used to be.

Yeah, and look
what happened there.

This is a bit special,
isn't it?

Look at you, son.

The ladies
will be queuing up.

Where else
could you do this?

Manchester Ship Canal.

Okay, smart aleck.

Well, it's all right.

All right?
It's flippin' amazing.

Beaches, boats.

Tons of places to go
on the mountain bikes.

Thought you said
you hated it down here?

Me?

No, I've always
had a soft spot.

It were your mum who had
a big downer on the place.

Couldn't wait to find
the bright lights.

Well, if you like it
so much,

what's stopping you
from moving here too?

[ Vacuum cleaner whirs ]

[ Exhales sharply ]
All right, Ol?

-Found anything to wear yet?
-[ Whirring stops ]

Oh, watching something
on eBay.

Catsuit, low-cut.
It's backless.

Right.
That sounds -- yeah.

[ Footsteps ]

CHLOE:
Anybody seen my blue trainers?

Wish people'd stop
moving my stuff.

They're in the cupboard under
the stairs, in your sports bag.

-Okay. Thanks, Ol.
-Oh, Chloe?

If you were a bridesmaid,

what color dress
would you wear?

Why?
Who's getting married?

Mm.

So, when were you
gonna tell me?

Darling,
I just want to sit down

and discuss this
with you properly.

And I didn't want to load you up
with another problem.

I came here to tell you
the offer had been increased

and that we need to give it
serious consideration, okay?

I'll see you back here later.

Oh, God, Kitty.

It's a lot of money.

Ahh.
Good afternoon, sir.

Pint of the usual, is it?

I know you can hardly get
through the day without one.

Chloe's just done
a massive pizza

if you want to
go in a nick a piece.

Thanks.
Dad, do you know Danny?

-Mum's friend.
-The Danny?

-No, we've never actually met.
-You must be Liam.

Yeah, the one that she did
turn up for, unfortunately.

It can't be all bad.
Got a cracking lad there.

Yeah, turned out well,
considering his mother.

Should count yourself lucky,
now, mate.

Narrow escape.

Don't know what it is
she's looking for, but...

Could give that girl
the world on a plate,

she'd fight you
for the plate.

And then she'd tell you it had
the wrong pattern on it.

Oh, women, eh?

You can't live with 'em,
and you can't live with 'em.

-Pint?
-Love one.

Have a seat.

-Is that Carys' ex?
-Yeah.

You're everywhere. You should
start a support group.

RAJ: We had a Robbie Williams
impersonator at our wedding.

RESHMA:
I wanted Gary Barlow.

-He only does ballads.
-What's wrong with that?

Hi, folks.

I'm here to see
Carys McManus.

-That's me.
-Hiya.

The agency sent me.
Stardust and Spangles?

You know, about the tribute show
on Friday night.

Flaming Nora.
Jason Orange has let himself go.

Sorry.
I wasn't expecting you so soon.

I-I'm sorry.
I should have called.

I always like to
check out the venue first,

you know,
clear up any technical issues.

Very professional.

I'll, uh,
I'll show you around.

Yeah.

So are you their manager,
or...?

Eh?
No, I'm the act.

Take That?

No.

[ As Tommy Cooper ] "Just like
that!"

[ Normal voice ]
Don't tell me Lester's

mixed up the booking again.

Terry?

Terry Lennox!
What are you doing here?!

Frankie Hardcastle!
What are you doing here?!

[ Both laughing ]

Blimey,
it's got to be 25 years.

-More like 30!
-Where you been?

Where haven't I been?

This is Terry Lennox.
He was my best man!

The one who does
the Tommy Cooper act

that I've banged on about
for years.

-God, look at you.
-Look at you!

Where's the lovely Bron, then?
She still fancy me?

And then I got my lucky break
when did a couple of seasons

in Ilfracombe
with Frank Carson.

When the Costas took off,

I more a less lived in Spain
for, what, 10, 11 years?

-You don't even like the sun.
-I know.

You should've seen some of the
looks I got in me duffle coat.

[ Laughter ]

You certainly
had a life, mate.

Yeah, you haven't done so bad
yourself, Frank.

And to think, he was a right
tearaway when I first knew him.

-Was he?
-On the rigs, yeah?

Yeah. We started exactly
the same day -- trainee laggers.

Stuck out in the middle of
the North Sea for weeks on end.

Telly signal off and on.
Imagine that! No Wi-Fi.

FRANK: Half the time it was
just Terry's act kept us

from going nuts.

Uh, no, I'd rather have
a glass of water,

if that's okay, Frank?

In fact, you know,
if it weren't for Terry,

you two
wouldn't be here today.

Me and a bunch of the lads
from the rig,

we went on a leave
one year to, uh, to Llandudno,

see Terry do his act
in some big hotel.

The Imperial Hotel.
Yeah, lovely cabaret lounge.

Anyway, six of us,
we're all bunking in his room.

First night out,
about half 1:00 in the morning,

we found ourselves outside
this really dodgy dive

on a backstreet somewhere,

and your mum and her mates
came wandering by.

-You pinched one of her chips.
-And she stole my heart.

TERRY: [ Chuckles ]
Thanks, son.

Well, I just want to say
thank you for this,

for making me so welcome.

I know Bron
isn't here, Frank,

and I know she made you
the happiest man in the world.

I could see that
with my own eyes.

But you had
some great years together.

And now look at this.
Next generation.

All this lot around you.

It doesn't get
any better than that.

So I suppose the toast
is to happy families.

ALL:
Happy families!

RESHMA: Wow!

Saving the oceans!

Royston, you're like
the Welsh David Attenborough.

Yeah, and giving it all
to charity.

Something else that, mate.
We're really proud of you.

Yeah!

You should get
some kind of award.

A Blue Peter badge
or something.

-Ah, it was nothing.
-Oh, what are you like?

Don't be humble.
The world needs heroes.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

All proceeds to charity?

I never said that.
Not my words.

No sirree.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheering,
indistinct shouting ]

TERRY:
Come on, Frank!

Talk about silly mid-off!

Yes! Home run!
Frank, what are you doing?!

-[ Laughs ]
-My turn!

Well done.

Ah!
Yeah, thanks.

You know, seeing your dad
and his best friend

getting back together
choked me up a bit.

That's a shame.
Only a bit?

I'm serious, Caz.

Time passes by and we shouldn't
spend them fighting.

Very philosophical of you.

We all end up
old and decrepit.

No offense.

So, what about it?

You want to apologize,
and then we can call a truce?

Drop dead, darling.

So you were there
the night my mum and dad met?

Certainly was.
You could see the fireworks.

Real little bobby-dazzler,
your mum.

Just like you.

[ As Cooper ] I met my wife
in a nightclub!

Yeah?

Bit of a shock! I thought
she was at home with the kids!

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Your dad.
Bit of a playboy, you know?

Handsome swine.
Always fighting them off.

Not once he met Bron,
though.

We were still on the rigs
when you were born.

He was always
showing us photos --

what you'd done,
what you'd said.

Goo-goo ga-ga.
All of that.

Nice.

-Boring, but nice.
-[ Chuckles ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Heh. Ho ho!

I don't be able --
seem to be able to drink

the way I used to be able to.

Well, you did
all right today, mate.

[ Laughs ]
Oh! Ha!

Ohh!

You must tell me
how much I owe you.

Not a penny, you pillock.

Not a cent.

You are a prince!
You hear that?

Your father
is a prince among men.

Hang on, how do I --
how do I open this?

[ As Cooper ] Just like that!

Oi!
Stealing the routine.

[ Normal voice ] Yeah,
the routine you stole.

[ As Cooper ] I sleep
like a baby!

I wake up screaming
every morning around 3:00 a.m.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Normal voice ] Good night
and God Bless.

-[ Laughs ]
-TERRY: Oh!

Oh, dear.

That guy,
God, he cracks me up.

Those one-liners.
How he remembers them.

Drunk as a skunk as well.

Yeah, that's weird 'cause
he barely drank anything.

So, what you saying?

Nothing.

Well, come on.
Get it off your chest.

I saw him throwing
his drinks away all day.

So what?
Maybe he'd had enough.

It's...

I-I don't know what to say.

It's m-majestic.

Outstanding.

Beautiful.

This should be outside
the village hall.

Or on the main road
by the welcome sign.

Like our own
Angel of the North.

The Dragon of Glan Mor.

Eh? No.

I'm not sure Wales is ready yet
for my oeuvre.

Huh?

My work.

My thing.

You can't hide art
like this.

What are you, man?
A Philistine?

-Ah, cheers.
-No worries.

I'll replace them tomorrow.

Yeah, we'll need them
for the buffet.

Oh.
You having a do?

Tanya here's having
a great big huge party

for her birthday,
aren't you?

It's just a small thing,
Saturday night, few nibbles.

Yeah, I heard
it was your birthday.

Did you?

Um, yeah,
I bumped into Danny.

I think he was
buying you a card.

Well, happy birthday.
Have a fab night.

Look, why --
why don't you come?

Bring your dad.

It's about 7:00ish.

Um, okay, yeah.

Great, thanks.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

Okay.
Cheers.

See you tomorrow.

[ As Cooper ] Just like that!

She's invited her
to the party.

-Have you?
-Yeah.

What'd you do that for?

It must be like
looking in a mirror for her.

What do you think of Royston's
masterpiece, then, Ol?

Right jumble of old tat,
isn't it?

Huh?
That's incredible, that is.

Should be crushed down in a blue
wheelie bin where it belongs,

sent to the proper recycling,

made into carrier bags
or something else useful.

That's what caused all this
pollution in the first place.

-[ Camera shutter clicking ]
-What's he up to?

Don't tell Royston.

I want it to be a surprise.

Gonna put it on a website,
see if anyone wants to buy it.

What?

A load of old
washed-up plastic bottles?

Reclamation art.
It's all the rage these days.

People are paying thousands.

There's a dealer in Miami,
aye?

He paid a quarter of a million

for a killer whale
made out of cola tins.

You want me on the photo?

Tell them if they buy one,
they get one free.

You know, he was funny
just walking into a room.

Yeah, well,
just had that face.

Yeah. You know what
the secret is, don't you?

No eyebrows.

-Really?
-See? Watch.

Oh, yeah.
Spot on.

I wonder what I'd look like
without mine.

Like a serial killer.

[ Both laugh ]

Look, Frank, um...

I wanted to
ask you something.

Um, and I want you
to mull this over.

I don't want you
to give me a yes or no now.

Yeah, go on.

I hate doing this. I mean, if
there was any other option, I...

I need some money.
A loan.

I can't tell you
what it's for,

but you'll -- you'll be
paid back within six months,

definitely nine.

How much do you need?

15 grand.

Are you in trouble?

No.

I mean, yeah, there is
something, but it's not bad.

It's all legit.

Would you, um --
Would you think about it?

Yeah.

KITTY: Thank you.

So we're meeting
your new girlfriend

properly tonight, then?

Hey, don't keep calling her
my girlfriend, all right?

I wish you lot would stop
harping on about that.

So it's just booty calls?

-KITTY: Ha ha!
-OLWEN: What?

That's what we attractive,
middle-aged women-about-town

do these days.

Get over it.

Ah.
Saved you a nice seat.

-Where is it? Warrington?
-I wish.

By the way, the old leather
armchair we used to have,

do you know
what happened to it?

And the dining table.

I don't know.
In storage. Why?

Didn't I tell you?

Found a lovely little cottage
right on the water.

In West Didsbury?
What water?

No. Here.
I'm moving down.

So we'll be able
to exchange witty banter

every day from now on.

Dyls.

Did you know about that?

Well, either you did
or you didn't.

The world doesn't
revolve around you, Carys.

No need to bite my head off just
because Iona hasn't turned up.

Nothing to do with Iona.

Then why are you in such a grump
with everyone?

It's something that Terry said.
That's all.

Oh, let me guess.
He's asked to borrow some money.

Are you kidding me?!

Don't jump to conclusions,
Carys.

Wow.
Where's my crystal ball?

I'll tell you exactly
how this is gonna work out.

Terry has got a problem,
and I am gonna help him.

-All right?
-I bet he has.

Ripping off his old mate
from 40 years ago.

Play on my conscience too.

Knock-knock!
You decent?

Come in, love.

Royston said
he's got one more song,

he'll do a bit of a raffle,
comfort break,

and then it's you.

Perfect.

Feeling all right?

Never better.

Must be weird seeing my dad
again after all these years.

Yeah, too right.

Although he wouldn't be
too hard to track down.

You know,
we've got a big website,

and I've put us
on all the social networks.

You're wasting your time
with a dinosaur like me.

I mean,
I can barely send a text.

We've had a few people turn up
out of the blue,

seen the park,
think Dad must be loaded.

Money to burn.

Yeah.

Some people, eh?

Always on the scrounge.

I, um...

Oh. Yeah.

Well, good lu--

Uh!

Break a leg.

Yeah.

Break a leg.

[ Laughter ]

[ As Cooper ]
Ladies and gentlemen,

I've got a young volunteer.

-What's your name?
-Dylan.

TERRY: Can I call you Bob Dylan?
Ha ha!

Bob Dylan!

The answer, my friend,
is blowing in the wind!

He hasn't got a clue
what I'm doing.

Ha ha ha!
He thinks I'm Ant and Dec's dad.

Ha!
Okay, palm.

Would you like
your palm "red"?

-[ Laughter ]
-Ha ha ha!

Oh, dear.
Right, got a trick for you, Bob.

Keep watching.

Ball.
That's a ball.

Cup, cup, cup.

Cup, cup, cup, ball.
Right?

Gonna put the ball
under one of the cups.

I'm gonna move them around.

Like that.
You got to keep moving.

Okay, Bob, keep watching.
All right?

There you go.

Do you think you know
where it is?

-Is it under that one?
-No.

Correct!
Is it under that one?

-DYLAN: No.
-Correct.

So it must be
under that one.

-Yes.
-Okay, let's have a look.

Ha ha!

It's supposed to
have disappeared.

You've ruined that.

You've ruined it.
Go on, sit down.

Take the ball with you.

[ Cheering ]

Absolutely right.
Go on.

Oh, dear.
Oh, kids.

Oh, don't get me wrong.
I love them.

I couldn't eat a whole one.

[ Laughter ]

-Car trouble.
-TERRY: This is my pet bird.

-That's all right.
-See my pet bird?

It's a lovely bird.
It's a little dove. Ha ha!

It's real.
Honestly, it's real.

Tweet-tweet.
[ Coughs ]

Tweet.
Tweet-tweet.

What we're gonna do
is gonna put the bird,

dove, into the bag
like that, okay?

I'm gonna blow the bag up
like that.

I say the magic words...
[ Speaking gibberish ]

Ha ha!

And now
the bird will disappear.

[ Laughter ]

That needs work.

Ha ha ha ha!

I should go to my doctor's.
I should.

He's not been at all well.
Ha!

I said to him, I said, "Doctor,
I keep thinking I'm a dog."

He said, "How long
have you felt like that?"

I said,
"Since I was a puppy."

I've been walking around
with this "pane" all day.

[ Coughs ]

[ Laughter continues ]

-FRANK: Terry?
-TERRY: [ Breathing heavily ]

FRANK: Terry.

Terry, are you all right,
mate?

Here you go.

Now, I can have the G.P. here
in 10 minutes.

No, me -- me tablets.

I've been off kilter
since I got here.

Too much of a blast.
They're in that first cupboard.

Blimey, mate, you've turned into
a hypochondriac.

There's half
a chemist's shop here.

This is
what Bron was taking.

Do you want to tell me
what's going on?

How's he doing?

He's gonna be okay.

Good performance.

Very convincing.

The man's got
six months to live, Carys.

Maybe nine.

Perhaps a year
if he has chemo.

Surprise, surprise.
Pancreatic cancer.

Inoperable.

Well, how was
I supposed to know?

Well, you didn't wait long
enough to find out, as usual.

Well, what does
he need money for?

He's got a cousin
down in Alicante,

I don't know, somewhere.

He wants to go down there,
and she's gonna look after him.

But he needs money to spend.
He needs money for medical.

He needs those special drinks,
you know,

you take through a straw.

Remember those?

Well, uh, he was never
gonna be able

to pay you back, then,
was he?

Carys, he's got a life policy
is gonna pay £20,000, okay?

£5,000 to his cousin
for the funeral,

and the rest
is signed over to me.

[ Glass thuds ]

You satisfied now?

Good night, darling.
I'm going to bed.

Oi.

Oh, hi.

Chloe left these on the rocks
last night.

What's up with you?

Everything, apparently.

Who've you upset now?

Everyone I've ever met.

And probably a few people
who've just heard

what a horrible cow I am.

Yeah.

They were saying about it
in the pub the other night.

There's even talk
of a petition.

[ Chuckles ]
Shut your face.

I'm in...

I'm in big trouble
with Dad.

And Liam.

And Dylan still hasn't
forgiven me

for moving him down here.

So, what have you done
to annoy your dad?

I'd rather not go into it.

But, uh, yeah, it's bad.

I mean, stupid.

I jumped to conclusions

and said things
I shouldn't have said.

That is so out of character.

Not for you, obviously.

I mean
for a sane, rational person.

Okay, well, he's your dad.
He'll forgive you.

I don't know what I do.

Everybody seems to hate me.

I never stop to think, I know,
but I don't do it on purpose.

I -- I never mean to hurt
anybody, you know?

Honestly, I don't.
[ Sobbing ]

Hey, it's okay.

It's all right.

Breathe.
Breathe.

These things happen.

When you're an idiot.

What am I gonna do?

Man up.

Admit your mistakes.

Everyone will get over it.

Or buy him something
to show him you care.

Like what?

Something small, meaningful.

A car?

[ Laughs ]

Oh! Carys!

What the hell
are you doing, Carys?

Uh, I don't know.
I'm a lunatic.

How you doing, Danny?
Everything good for the party?

Yeah, great, Frank.

Nice weather...

...for the time of the year.

Then you put your cream on top,
and voilà.

-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, raspberries.

-We forgot raspberries.
-Did we?

Oh, you're a star.

And where's the booze?

-Booze? What booze?
-Sherry, isn't it?

Or amaretto.
Or whatever they use.

-In a trifle?
-Never heard of sherry trifle?

What's the point
of having a dessert

if you're not gonna
get off your face?

It's a kids birthday party.

Exactly.
All that shouting and screaming.

You'll need a good drink
to get through that.

-[ Cellphone chimes ]
-Ooh!

Oh.

Oi, oi.
You got yourself a fella, Ol?

Wants to meet for a drink
night after next.

Read his profile.

-No photo?
-Not yet.

But he plays
five-a-side, squash,

and he rides his bike
20 miles a day.

He must be
a fine figure of a man.

And, you know, I'm not shallow.
I can see beyond a pretty face.

Ooh.
You do know he's 38?

Oh, I know, but I'm sick
of being messed about

by all these younger guys.

So, what's it to be?
Cash or card?

The buyer's lawyer has written
up these heads of terms.

If everything
is to your satisfaction,

we could exchange contracts
within the next 14 days.

Hold your horses.

I haven't thought it through
completely yet.

I wouldn't hang around,
Frank.

Yes, but as I said,

I need to be sure
it's sold as a going concern

and not just shut down.

I know!
I know.

Everybody's job is safe,

and there's a clause for Carys
to remain as park manager

at least
for the first 12 months.

There's a whole paragraph
on it.

And then what happens?

I don't think there's
any contract in the world

that can guarantee you anything
beyond that.

It's a really good deal,
Frank.

I'd hate for you to miss out.

Anyway, don't you want us to
start on all those adventures?

-How much?
-300 quid so far.

No way!

Five!
S-Six!

Seven!

It's a grand now!

Blimey.

Only 10 seconds to go.

Two grand!

Five...

Three and a half -- no, four!

...three, two, one.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

-Seven-and-a-half grand!
-Seven-and-a-half grand!

Taxi's on its way.

Why'd you do that? I was gonna
take you the airport.

No, you've done enough.

Come and see me
down in Alicante.

Don't leave it too long,
though, eh?

By the way,
about the money...

Yeah, I'll, um --
I'll get the solicitor

to draw up something legal,
put the policy into a trust.

I-I can't lend you
15 grand, mate.

I totally understand.

I mean, I should
never have asked. Sorry.

But, um...

...I can give it to you.

What?

There you go.

Spend it,
give it to your cousin,

have a good time, whatever.

Frank, you don't know
what this means.

It's only money, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's one thing
I've learned.

I mean, if I could have
my time over...

You'd do it all
exactly the same way.

No.
Not one thing.

I'd settle down,
have a family.

Well, yeah, at least you've
had a ball along the way.

Have I?

Really?

When you think about it,

always on the road,
one grotty digs after the next.

Drunks throwing insults.
Throwing bottles.

Yeah, I've been all over,
but I never really belonged.

Nearly got married,
you know?

Barbara.
Quite serious for a while.

Then when we broke up,
she said to me, she said,

"Terry, you can keep running,

but you can't run away
from yourself."

[ Horn honks ]

Right.
Thanks.

You know Tommy was Welsh?

Was he?
I didn't know that.

Born in Caerphilly.

I like Wales.
You should stay here, Frank.

Nice place.
Nice people.

Bit late, mate.

I think
I'm just about to sell up.

[ As Cooper ] As my father
used to say,

"Never cry over spilt milk.

-It could've been whiskey."
-"It could've been whiskey."

[ Both laugh ]

[ Up-tempo dance music playing ]

-Oi, oi!
-Oi, oi.

You having a good time?

Um, the best!

You got any surprises
for Mum?

Might have.
Shh.

Happy birthday, darling.

-Happy birthday.
-Oh, thanks for coming.

You feeling better?

Yes, thanks, um...

Look, I don't want things to be
awkward after the other day.

Don't be daft.

They were awkward already.

[ Chuckles ]

All right, all right,
ladies and gentlemen.

Can I have
the lady of the hour

join me up here
on stage, please?

-[ People cheering ]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Come on.

All right, all right,
all right.

Um, look,
I just want to say

thank you very much
for coming,

and please, please, please,
get really, really, really drunk

because apparently, oh,
it's -- it's a free bar?

-Yeah?
-No, no, no.

And I have it
on good authority

that our lovely landlord,
he's a bit of a mingebag,

so this probably isn't gonna
happen again in our lifetime,

so fill your boots.

-To Danny!
-To Danny!

Wait, wait, wait.
My turn, my turn.

Stay there, stay there.

[ Clears throat ]

-You all right?
-DANNY: Thank you, sir.

Yeah.
Just getting some air.

DANNY: Tanya, I just
wanted to say that

ever since
you come into my life,

you've been a ray of sunshine.

Happy birthday, darling.
You're an absolute star.

-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.

[ Cheering ]

Better buy a hat.

And, uh...

[ People murmuring ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Gasps ]
Earrings!

Are these real?

Yeah.
You like them?

Ohh.

Look at this!

Look at them.

Earrings?

A pair of flaming earrings?

What were you expecting?

Well, much, much more
than this.

[ Music resumes ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

The sausage rolls
are sensational.

And the pastry
was a triumph.

What have I done now?

Mm-hmm, you tell me.

Oh, and she loved
the present.

So she should.
Cost a fortune.

Made him get
a whole carat and a half.

In each one? She's gonna have
earlobes down to her knees.

Can you tell me how you happened
to be with your ex-fiancé

picking a ring
for his new fiancée?

Just happened.

You know, it's funny,
lots of things just happen

when you're around.

I mean, you just happened
to mess up your own marriage.

And since you had half an hour
to spare this morning,

you thought you'd just happen
to go and wreck a marriage

that hadn't even
taken place yet.

It wasn't like that!

Dad, I swear, I never meant
for anything to start again

with me and Danny.

So it has?

No.

Well -- no.

Of course not.

You want it to?

Darling, I don't know
what's going on

or how this is
all gonna work out,

but you have already
broken that guy's heart once.

You're not seriously
contemplating doing it again?

[ People cheering ]

[ Seabirds crying ]

It gives me great pleasure,

on behalf of the people
of Glan Mor,

to award you with a
Local Hero badge of recognition

in honor
of all your voluntary work

to help
with the ecology of the area.

-[ Cheers and applause ]
-Go on, Royston!

-Go on, Royston!
-Go on, Royston!

[ Whistling ]

KEITH:
You told the lady mayoress

you're a bona fide artist now,
Royston?

Come on, don't be shy.

He just sold the dragon
for a fortune.

-7,500 quid.
-What?

Another huge amount
for charity!

Well done, Royston.

[ Cheering ]

-ROYSTON: Thanks for that.
-Well done, Royston.

Can't you make another one?

You know how long it took me
to collect all that?

Months?

Years.

ENZO: Royston!

What's going on?

We've been asking
around everywhere!

Collecting just for you!

So you can build
another dragon!

ALL: Royston!

ENZO: [ Laughs ]

The big news this week
is they've, um,

they've upped the offer.

It's good.

I could live comfortably for
[Crying] I don't know how long.

I thought I -- I'd get a nice
place for Carys and Dyl

and get myself a little pad,
do a bit of traveling.

I don't know who with.

I just want you, Bron.
I just...

I just can't make up my mind
about selling.

It's such
a monumental decision.

It's like saying goodbye
to everything

we ever made together.

Just try -- try and give me
some sort of a sign, darling.

I don't even believe in it,
but just try.

If you don't want to,
I'll -- I'll call it all off.

I promise.
[ Smooches ]

Do you want to split
a ham toastie?

No, I do not.

And who said
you could sit there?

Well, that's nice.

Waiting for my date
to arrive.

I know I'm a man magnet,

but I don't want him thinking
me and you are...

All right, keep your hair on.

Maybe I don't want to be seen
in public with you either.

-All right?
-All right.

All right?

This will set Carys and Dyls up
for life, so...

I'm signing it
for both of us, Bron.

Can I get you
a drink, Ol?

Or shall I leave it
for your date?

He'll be here in a minute.
He's just texted.

Got caught up
in a business meeting.

Something to do
with his Hong Kong office.

International businessman,
can't just drop everything.

Nice catching up
with Dylan, eh?

Yeah, too right.
Got all the answers now, him.

Yeah, they grow up so fast,
don't they?

You know Chloe? I think
she's got a crush on him.

-Chloe?
-Danny's stepdaughter.

-Oh, right.
-That'd be funny, wouldn't it?

-What would?
-Those two getting together.

Maybe she'd leave him
standing at the altar.

Suppose.

Waiting for someone,
are you?

-Mm.
-Me too.

She's on a hot date,
God help him.

I'm not deaf, you know?
Any fella is lucky to have me.

So, what is he?

38, athletic, cycles 20 miles
before breakfast,

new to the area?

OLWEN: Just because
you're on the scrap heap...

TUCKER: Least I don't have to
make up a load of lies.

-Slim?
-I am.

-Self-made?
-Freelance entrepreneur.

-Early 40s?
-Ish.

Unless you mean that you were
born in the early 1940s?

-Bye.
-Bye.

See ya.

That was a bit abrupt,
wasn't it?

Very sudden.

What do you make of him,
then?

Carys is well out of it.
Something's shifty.

Wouldn't believe
a word he says.

Oh.

Oh.

These could have waited
till the morning.

Well, I just figured
you'd be working late

and I'd bring them 'round,
give them to you,

and you'd ask me out
for a drink.

To celebrate?

Oh!

Oh...

I'd love to Frank.

but, um, I'm -- I'm just
in the middle of a deal.

Another day, yes?
Tomorrow.

Yeah, great.

So see you tomorrow.

Oh!
And congratulations.

Thanks.

Thought you weren't coming.

Well, I'm here.
What do you want?

I just wanted to apologize.

What have you done now?

For the other day.

For being a freak.

The last thing I want to do

is cause any trouble
with you and Tanya.

I -- I think you seem
really good together.

I suppose you're wondering
why I didn't give her the ring.

What's funny?

This.

You, me.
Same old same old.

I just didn't want
any hard feelings, that's all.

Are you actually
out of your mind?

Don't you see
what you're doing to me?

I never wanted
to upset you, Danny.

Upset me?

You've turned my whole world
upside down again!

What?

You've made me
question everything

I was happy with a month ago.

Suddenly it's no good anymore

because now you've come back,
and --

and I can't think about
anything else.

So...

New beginnings, eh?

[ Bottle cap pops ]

Fresh start for all of us.

I thought you and me could go
on a little trip somewhere.

Just the pair of us.

Somewhere where
they really love dogs.

Like Korea?

-[ Yelps ]
-[ Door opens ]

Come on,
I'm only having a joke!

CARYS: Dad?

[ Exhales sharply ]
You better come quickly.

Why? What's up?

You haven't?

What's he doing here?

Frackers?

On my land
without my permission?

I'll wring their necks.

Iona?

Frank?

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Singing in Welsh ]