Original subtitles

Like I told you.

Ticks all the boxes, doesn't it?

Can't we just sneak back to the site?

-Hoo-cha! -Aah!

[ Groaning ]

[ Laughing ] What the heck happened to you?

Oh.

So is it a yes or a no?

It's a maybe.

[ Door closes ]

I am one dirty, disgusting, filthy thing.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[ Up-tempo rock music plays ]

[ Growling softly ]

Take that look off your face. First sit-down I've had all day.

[ Whines ]

[ Dog barking ]

-Oh, can't wait for tonight. -Gonna be good, isn't it?

Yeah, gonna have a little dance as well.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

CARYS: Ah!

Hiya.

[ Vehicle approaches ]

KEITH: Is that our taxi?

-Come on! -It's here.

Hey, what you all dressed up for?

-Where are you going? -Going for a drive.

Wait for me!

Oi, Ol! Where you off to?

The Willows. Mexican fiesta night disco.

Mariachi band. All-you-can-eat fajita.

Six quid a ticket.

-[ Maracas rattling ] -* Arriba, arriba *

Ah!

Not you as well.

* Andale, ándale, ándale *

Dad?

Dad?

[ Exhales sharply ]

Saturday night, and half our residents

are off to the Willows.

This is because we have no entertainment.

Hundreds of pounds running out the gate.

Mm-hmm. So, what you gonna do about it, boss?

Well, get a pen! We need a strategy.

DANNY: Well, give us a clue.

A meal? The pictures?

I'm happy whatever we do.

Well, I mean...

...as long as you're wearing trousers for a change.

Shut up.

Ooh! Your birthday, is it?

Why not have a party?

-No. -What? Got your own pub.

Crime not to!

It's just another birthday. Everyone has one.

You never know when it's gonna be your last.

You're a long time looking up at the lid.

You know what? Ol's right.

You're not getting any younger. Why don't we?

Look, okay, nothing mad, right?

Just a couple of trays of sandwiches.

Oh, we'll need a theme.

I'll call Royston. He can do the disco.

What am I gonna wear?!

Oh, look, it's -- Hang on, it's not a big thing!

You can't back out now, Tan.

She's got her heart set on it.

[ Laughs ]

[ Italian accent ] Come in again.

Always a family discount!

Ah, bella ragazza!

I better get back in.

The parmesan won't grate itself.

-Ciao for now. -Ciao.

So, staying a few more days, then?

Yeah, looks like. Problem?

Good to hang out with Dyls.

Yeah, nice that you're paying him some attention.

[ Car door opens, closes ]

[ Engine starts ]

You throw the brick, I'll start the car.

-What you looking at? -Nothing.

Ah, diamond solitaires. Wow.

Least someone's happy.

-I'll help you pick one out. -No!

And it'll be better than that horrible cheap one you got me.

If it's a fungal infection, Keith, you can't be too careful.

Call "Wales Today."

I don't think they quite heard you in Colwyn Bay.

-Hello. -Morning.

Yeah.

TUCKER: Might as well give them away at that price.

Don't say that to Frank. I overordered by mistake.

What do you think of this one, then?

Oh, looking good, Ol. Very handsome.

So you back on the dating scene, Ol?

Oh, I was never off it.

I just decided to widen my circle.

I just joined another one today.

I haven't even put a photograph on yet,

and I've had 14 pings.

I'm not very good with this new stuff.

See, me and Keith we just met in the works canteen.

We both went for the last piece of cheese-and-tomato quiche.

Ah, and he stood aside, and he let you have it?

No. He said, "I think they're bringing out

more chips in a minute, so I'd best hang on."

OLWEN: Romantic devil.

Mand, am I all right for nasal spray?

So a lot to be said for the single life, Ol?

Well, see, I've got the best of both worlds, haven't I?

By day, I'm a sophisticated career woman.

And by night, I'm a trophy girlfriend,

gadding about, being wined and dined.

Oh, it sounds fantastic.

Three-ply plain or two-ply quilted? You choose.

Don't really care, Keith.

Suit yourself. It's your funeral.

Oh, now, this one sounds interesting.

No photo, but he's new to the area.

Outgoing, creative, athletic.

Right up my alley.

Well, I have to say, you've certainly thought of everything.

Ha, If you're going to do something,

do it with a bit of panache.

Yeah, that's what I always say.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Ohh.

I think this is my favorite view of anywhere.

Certainly is special.

It's magical.

You can understand why there's so much mythology

around this place.

You're not gonna go all voodoo on me, are you?

[ Laughs ] That depends.

How much longer are you gonna keep me in suspense?

I've haven't had a chance to talk it all the way through

with Carys, okay?

There have been a couple of distractions

over the last few days.

-But generally? -Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Probably a good time right now.

And what are you going to do with all that lovely lolly?

I don't know. Haven't made up my mind yet.

But once I've sorted everything out,

I think I'm gonna do a bit of traveling.

But I don't know who with yet.

I'm sure you'll have plenty of offers, Frank.

Mm-hmm.

I think I better get the bucket list out

and start checking off the places I still want to go.

Ouch!

Ow!

You all right?

-Let me have a look. -No, no, no.

-Don't fuss. I'm okay. -You sure?

Yes, yes, honestly.

I'll live. [ Laughs ]

Don't worry.

The wine will act as an anesthetic.

Cheers. It usually does.

You're a tough little old bird, aren't you?

Enough of the "old," Mr. Hardcastle.

Three older brothers.

Uh-huh. I'll bet they were all terrified of you.

Most men are.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Mid-tempo reggae music playing ]

-You're Royston? -That's me.

-You made all this yourself? -Yeah.

Just from the stuff that's rolled up with the tide

and found its way into my recycling bin.

Amazing.

Do you mind if I take a picture?

Knock yourself out.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

And this is our starter collection,

smaller stones and cluster diamonds.

-They look nice. -Next.

So you're popping the question?

-Details, please. -Not with your big mouth

Oh, come on! As if I'd ruin a surprise like that.

Come on. You know I love a bit of romance.

You taking her anywhere nice? New York? Paris?

I'm gonna ask her in the pub.

-Saturday night. -Oh.

See? It's always about the big thrill with you, isn't it?

"Oh! Dress up as the Milk Tray Man,

jump out of a helicopter!"

It's her birthday. Gonna ask her then.

Well, you do know this doesn't count

as a birthday present, don't you?

That's really cheap.

We have our midrange, or our premier deluxe bespoke.

-Midrange. -Bespoke.

Are you serious?

Why are you wasting everyone's time?

Your fiancée obviously knows her own mind.

-She's not my fiancée. -I'm not his fiancée.

Well, I used to be.

Yeah, and look what happened there.

This is a bit special, isn't it?

Look at you, son.

The ladies will be queuing up.

Where else could you do this?

Manchester Ship Canal.

Okay, smart aleck.

Well, it's all right.

All right? It's flippin' amazing.

Beaches, boats.

Tons of places to go on the mountain bikes.

Thought you said you hated it down here?

Me?

No, I've always had a soft spot.

It were your mum who had a big downer on the place.

Couldn't wait to find the bright lights.

Well, if you like it so much,

what's stopping you from moving here too?

[ Vacuum cleaner whirs ]

[ Exhales sharply ] All right, Ol?

-Found anything to wear yet? -[ Whirring stops ]

Oh, watching something on eBay.

Catsuit, low-cut. It's backless.

Right. That sounds -- yeah.

[ Footsteps ]

CHLOE: Anybody seen my blue trainers?

Wish people'd stop moving my stuff.

They're in the cupboard under the stairs, in your sports bag.

-Okay. Thanks, Ol. -Oh, Chloe?

If you were a bridesmaid,

what color dress would you wear?

Why? Who's getting married?

Mm.

So, when were you gonna tell me?

Darling, I just want to sit down

and discuss this with you properly.

And I didn't want to load you up with another problem.

I came here to tell you the offer had been increased

and that we need to give it serious consideration, okay?

I'll see you back here later.

Oh, God, Kitty.

It's a lot of money.

Ahh. Good afternoon, sir.

Pint of the usual, is it?

I know you can hardly get through the day without one.

Chloe's just done a massive pizza

if you want to go in a nick a piece.

Thanks. Dad, do you know Danny?

-Mum's friend. -The Danny?

-No, we've never actually met. -You must be Liam.

Yeah, the one that she did turn up for, unfortunately.

It can't be all bad. Got a cracking lad there.

Yeah, turned out well, considering his mother.

Should count yourself lucky, now, mate.

Narrow escape.

Don't know what it is she's looking for, but...

Could give that girl the world on a plate,

she'd fight you for the plate.

And then she'd tell you it had the wrong pattern on it.

Oh, women, eh?

You can't live with 'em, and you can't live with 'em.

-Pint? -Love one.

Have a seat.

-Is that Carys' ex? -Yeah.

You're everywhere. You should start a support group.

RAJ: We had a Robbie Williams impersonator at our wedding.

RESHMA: I wanted Gary Barlow.

-He only does ballads. -What's wrong with that?

Hi, folks.

I'm here to see Carys McManus.

-That's me. -Hiya.

The agency sent me. Stardust and Spangles?

You know, about the tribute show on Friday night.

Flaming Nora. Jason Orange has let himself go.

Sorry. I wasn't expecting you so soon.

I-I'm sorry. I should have called.

I always like to check out the venue first,

you know, clear up any technical issues.

Very professional.

I'll, uh, I'll show you around.

Yeah.

So are you their manager, or...?

Eh? No, I'm the act.

Take That?

No.

[ As Tommy Cooper ] "Just like that!"

[ Normal voice ] Don't tell me Lester's

mixed up the booking again.

Terry?

Terry Lennox! What are you doing here?!

Frankie Hardcastle! What are you doing here?!

[ Both laughing ]

Blimey, it's got to be 25 years.

-More like 30! -Where you been?

Where haven't I been?

This is Terry Lennox. He was my best man!

The one who does the Tommy Cooper act

that I've banged on about for years.

-God, look at you. -Look at you!

Where's the lovely Bron, then? She still fancy me?

And then I got my lucky break when did a couple of seasons

in Ilfracombe with Frank Carson.

When the Costas took off,

I more a less lived in Spain for, what, 10, 11 years?

-You don't even like the sun. -I know.

You should've seen some of the looks I got in me duffle coat.

[ Laughter ]

You certainly had a life, mate.

Yeah, you haven't done so bad yourself, Frank.

And to think, he was a right tearaway when I first knew him.

-Was he? -On the rigs, yeah?

Yeah. We started exactly the same day -- trainee laggers.

Stuck out in the middle of the North Sea for weeks on end.

Telly signal off and on. Imagine that! No Wi-Fi.

FRANK: Half the time it was just Terry's act kept us

from going nuts.

Uh, no, I'd rather have a glass of water,

if that's okay, Frank?

In fact, you know, if it weren't for Terry,

you two wouldn't be here today.

Me and a bunch of the lads from the rig,

we went on a leave one year to, uh, to Llandudno,

see Terry do his act in some big hotel.

The Imperial Hotel. Yeah, lovely cabaret lounge.

Anyway, six of us, we're all bunking in his room.

First night out, about half 1:00 in the morning,

we found ourselves outside this really dodgy dive

on a backstreet somewhere,

and your mum and her mates came wandering by.

-You pinched one of her chips. -And she stole my heart.

TERRY: [ Chuckles ] Thanks, son.

Well, I just want to say thank you for this,

for making me so welcome.

I know Bron isn't here, Frank,

and I know she made you the happiest man in the world.

I could see that with my own eyes.

But you had some great years together.

And now look at this. Next generation.

All this lot around you.

It doesn't get any better than that.

So I suppose the toast is to happy families.

ALL: Happy families!

RESHMA: Wow!

Saving the oceans!

Royston, you're like the Welsh David Attenborough.

Yeah, and giving it all to charity.

Something else that, mate. We're really proud of you.

Yeah!

You should get some kind of award.

A Blue Peter badge or something.

-Ah, it was nothing. -Oh, what are you like?

Don't be humble. The world needs heroes.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

All proceeds to charity?

I never said that. Not my words.

No sirree.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheering, indistinct shouting ]

TERRY: Come on, Frank!

Talk about silly mid-off!

Yes! Home run! Frank, what are you doing?!

-[ Laughs ] -My turn!

Well done.

Ah! Yeah, thanks.

You know, seeing your dad and his best friend

getting back together choked me up a bit.

That's a shame. Only a bit?

I'm serious, Caz.

Time passes by and we shouldn't spend them fighting.

Very philosophical of you.

We all end up old and decrepit.

No offense.

So, what about it?

You want to apologize, and then we can call a truce?

Drop dead, darling.

So you were there the night my mum and dad met?

Certainly was. You could see the fireworks.

Real little bobby-dazzler, your mum.

Just like you.

[ As Cooper ] I met my wife in a nightclub!

Yeah?

Bit of a shock! I thought she was at home with the kids!

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Your dad. Bit of a playboy, you know?

Handsome swine. Always fighting them off.

Not once he met Bron, though.

We were still on the rigs when you were born.

He was always showing us photos --

what you'd done, what you'd said.

Goo-goo ga-ga. All of that.

Nice.

-Boring, but nice. -[ Chuckles ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Heh. Ho ho!

I don't be able -- seem to be able to drink

the way I used to be able to.

Well, you did all right today, mate.

[ Laughs ] Oh! Ha!

Ohh!

You must tell me how much I owe you.

Not a penny, you pillock.

Not a cent.

You are a prince! You hear that?

Your father is a prince among men.

Hang on, how do I -- how do I open this?

[ As Cooper ] Just like that!

Oi! Stealing the routine.

[ Normal voice ] Yeah, the routine you stole.

[ As Cooper ] I sleep like a baby!

I wake up screaming every morning around 3:00 a.m.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Normal voice ] Good night and God Bless.

-[ Laughs ] -TERRY: Oh!

Oh, dear.

That guy, God, he cracks me up.

Those one-liners. How he remembers them.

Drunk as a skunk as well.

Yeah, that's weird 'cause he barely drank anything.

So, what you saying?

Nothing.

Well, come on. Get it off your chest.

I saw him throwing his drinks away all day.

So what? Maybe he'd had enough.

It's...

I-I don't know what to say.

It's m-majestic.

Outstanding.

Beautiful.

This should be outside the village hall.

Or on the main road by the welcome sign.

Like our own Angel of the North.

The Dragon of Glan Mor.

Eh? No.

I'm not sure Wales is ready yet for my oeuvre.

Huh?

My work.

My thing.

You can't hide art like this.

What are you, man? A Philistine?

-Ah, cheers. -No worries.

I'll replace them tomorrow.

Yeah, we'll need them for the buffet.

Oh. You having a do?

Tanya here's having a great big huge party

for her birthday, aren't you?

It's just a small thing, Saturday night, few nibbles.

Yeah, I heard it was your birthday.

Did you?

Um, yeah, I bumped into Danny.

I think he was buying you a card.

Well, happy birthday. Have a fab night.

Look, why -- why don't you come?

Bring your dad.

It's about 7:00ish.

Um, okay, yeah.

Great, thanks.

-Are you sure? -Yeah.

Okay. Cheers.

See you tomorrow.

[ As Cooper ] Just like that!

She's invited her to the party.

-Have you? -Yeah.

What'd you do that for?

It must be like looking in a mirror for her.

What do you think of Royston's masterpiece, then, Ol?

Right jumble of old tat, isn't it?

Huh? That's incredible, that is.

Should be crushed down in a blue wheelie bin where it belongs,

sent to the proper recycling,

made into carrier bags or something else useful.

That's what caused all this pollution in the first place.

-[ Camera shutter clicking ] -What's he up to?

Don't tell Royston.

I want it to be a surprise.

Gonna put it on a website, see if anyone wants to buy it.

What?

A load of old washed-up plastic bottles?

Reclamation art. It's all the rage these days.

People are paying thousands.

There's a dealer in Miami, aye?

He paid a quarter of a million

for a killer whale made out of cola tins.

You want me on the photo?

Tell them if they buy one, they get one free.

You know, he was funny just walking into a room.

Yeah, well, just had that face.

Yeah. You know what the secret is, don't you?

No eyebrows.

-Really? -See? Watch.

Oh, yeah. Spot on.

I wonder what I'd look like without mine.

Like a serial killer.

[ Both laugh ]

Look, Frank, um...

I wanted to ask you something.

Um, and I want you to mull this over.

I don't want you to give me a yes or no now.

Yeah, go on.

I hate doing this. I mean, if there was any other option, I...

I need some money. A loan.

I can't tell you what it's for,

but you'll -- you'll be paid back within six months,

definitely nine.

How much do you need?

15 grand.

Are you in trouble?

No.

I mean, yeah, there is something, but it's not bad.

It's all legit.

Would you, um -- Would you think about it?

Yeah.

KITTY: Thank you.

So we're meeting your new girlfriend

properly tonight, then?

Hey, don't keep calling her my girlfriend, all right?

I wish you lot would stop harping on about that.

So it's just booty calls?

-KITTY: Ha ha! -OLWEN: What?

That's what we attractive, middle-aged women-about-town

do these days.

Get over it.

Ah. Saved you a nice seat.

-Where is it? Warrington? -I wish.

By the way, the old leather armchair we used to have,

do you know what happened to it?

And the dining table.

I don't know. In storage. Why?

Didn't I tell you?

Found a lovely little cottage right on the water.

In West Didsbury? What water?

No. Here. I'm moving down.

So we'll be able to exchange witty banter

every day from now on.

Dyls.

Did you know about that?

Well, either you did or you didn't.

The world doesn't revolve around you, Carys.

No need to bite my head off just because Iona hasn't turned up.

Nothing to do with Iona.

Then why are you in such a grump with everyone?

It's something that Terry said. That's all.

Oh, let me guess. He's asked to borrow some money.

Are you kidding me?!

Don't jump to conclusions, Carys.

Wow. Where's my crystal ball?

I'll tell you exactly how this is gonna work out.

Terry has got a problem, and I am gonna help him.

-All right? -I bet he has.

Ripping off his old mate from 40 years ago.

Play on my conscience too.

Knock-knock! You decent?

Come in, love.

Royston said he's got one more song,

he'll do a bit of a raffle, comfort break,

and then it's you.

Perfect.

Feeling all right?

Never better.

Must be weird seeing my dad again after all these years.

Yeah, too right.

Although he wouldn't be too hard to track down.

You know, we've got a big website,

and I've put us on all the social networks.

You're wasting your time with a dinosaur like me.

I mean, I can barely send a text.

We've had a few people turn up out of the blue,

seen the park, think Dad must be loaded.

Money to burn.

Yeah.

Some people, eh?

Always on the scrounge.

I, um...

Oh. Yeah.

Well, good lu--

Uh!

Break a leg.

Yeah.

Break a leg.

[ Laughter ]

[ As Cooper ] Ladies and gentlemen,

I've got a young volunteer.

-What's your name? -Dylan.

TERRY: Can I call you Bob Dylan? Ha ha!

Bob Dylan!

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind!

He hasn't got a clue what I'm doing.

Ha ha ha! He thinks I'm Ant and Dec's dad.

Ha! Okay, palm.

Would you like your palm "red"?

-[ Laughter ] -Ha ha ha!

Oh, dear. Right, got a trick for you, Bob.

Keep watching.

Ball. That's a ball.

Cup, cup, cup.

Cup, cup, cup, ball. Right?

Gonna put the ball under one of the cups.

I'm gonna move them around.

Like that. You got to keep moving.

Okay, Bob, keep watching. All right?

There you go.

Do you think you know where it is?

-Is it under that one? -No.

Correct! Is it under that one?

-DYLAN: No. -Correct.

So it must be under that one.

-Yes. -Okay, let's have a look.

Ha ha!

It's supposed to have disappeared.

You've ruined that.

You've ruined it. Go on, sit down.

Take the ball with you.

[ Cheering ]

Absolutely right. Go on.

Oh, dear. Oh, kids.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I love them.

I couldn't eat a whole one.

[ Laughter ]

-Car trouble. -TERRY: This is my pet bird.

-That's all right. -See my pet bird?

It's a lovely bird. It's a little dove. Ha ha!

It's real. Honestly, it's real.

Tweet-tweet. [ Coughs ]

Tweet. Tweet-tweet.

What we're gonna do is gonna put the bird,

dove, into the bag like that, okay?

I'm gonna blow the bag up like that.

I say the magic words... [ Speaking gibberish ]

Ha ha!

And now the bird will disappear.

[ Laughter ]

That needs work.

Ha ha ha ha!

I should go to my doctor's. I should.

He's not been at all well. Ha!

I said to him, I said, "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog."

He said, "How long have you felt like that?"

I said, "Since I was a puppy."

I've been walking around with this "pane" all day.

[ Coughs ]

[ Laughter continues ]

-FRANK: Terry? -TERRY: [ Breathing heavily ]

FRANK: Terry.

Terry, are you all right, mate?

Here you go.

Now, I can have the G.P. here in 10 minutes.

No, me -- me tablets.

I've been off kilter since I got here.

Too much of a blast. They're in that first cupboard.

Blimey, mate, you've turned into a hypochondriac.

There's half a chemist's shop here.

This is what Bron was taking.

Do you want to tell me what's going on?

How's he doing?

He's gonna be okay.

Good performance.

Very convincing.

The man's got six months to live, Carys.

Maybe nine.

Perhaps a year if he has chemo.

Surprise, surprise. Pancreatic cancer.

Inoperable.

Well, how was I supposed to know?

Well, you didn't wait long enough to find out, as usual.

Well, what does he need money for?

He's got a cousin down in Alicante,

I don't know, somewhere.

He wants to go down there, and she's gonna look after him.

But he needs money to spend. He needs money for medical.

He needs those special drinks, you know,

you take through a straw.

Remember those?

Well, uh, he was never gonna be able

to pay you back, then, was he?

Carys, he's got a life policy is gonna pay £20,000, okay?

£5,000 to his cousin for the funeral,

and the rest is signed over to me.

[ Glass thuds ]

You satisfied now?

Good night, darling. I'm going to bed.

Oi.

Oh, hi.

Chloe left these on the rocks last night.

What's up with you?

Everything, apparently.

Who've you upset now?

Everyone I've ever met.

And probably a few people who've just heard

what a horrible cow I am.

Yeah.

They were saying about it in the pub the other night.

There's even talk of a petition.

[ Chuckles ] Shut your face.

I'm in...

I'm in big trouble with Dad.

And Liam.

And Dylan still hasn't forgiven me

for moving him down here.

So, what have you done to annoy your dad?

I'd rather not go into it.

But, uh, yeah, it's bad.

I mean, stupid.

I jumped to conclusions

and said things I shouldn't have said.

That is so out of character.

Not for you, obviously.

I mean for a sane, rational person.

Okay, well, he's your dad. He'll forgive you.

I don't know what I do.

Everybody seems to hate me.

I never stop to think, I know, but I don't do it on purpose.

I -- I never mean to hurt anybody, you know?

Honestly, I don't. [ Sobbing ]

Hey, it's okay.

It's all right.

Breathe. Breathe.

These things happen.

When you're an idiot.

What am I gonna do?

Man up.

Admit your mistakes.

Everyone will get over it.

Or buy him something to show him you care.

Like what?

Something small, meaningful.

A car?

[ Laughs ]

Oh! Carys!

What the hell are you doing, Carys?

Uh, I don't know. I'm a lunatic.

How you doing, Danny? Everything good for the party?

Yeah, great, Frank.

Nice weather...

...for the time of the year.

Then you put your cream on top, and voilà.

-[ Laughs ] -Oh, raspberries.

-We forgot raspberries. -Did we?

Oh, you're a star.

And where's the booze?

-Booze? What booze? -Sherry, isn't it?

Or amaretto. Or whatever they use.

-In a trifle? -Never heard of sherry trifle?

What's the point of having a dessert

if you're not gonna get off your face?

It's a kids birthday party.

Exactly. All that shouting and screaming.

You'll need a good drink to get through that.

-[ Cellphone chimes ] -Ooh!

Oh.

Oi, oi. You got yourself a fella, Ol?

Wants to meet for a drink night after next.

Read his profile.

-No photo? -Not yet.

But he plays five-a-side, squash,

and he rides his bike 20 miles a day.

He must be a fine figure of a man.

And, you know, I'm not shallow. I can see beyond a pretty face.

Ooh. You do know he's 38?

Oh, I know, but I'm sick of being messed about

by all these younger guys.

So, what's it to be? Cash or card?

The buyer's lawyer has written up these heads of terms.

If everything is to your satisfaction,

we could exchange contracts within the next 14 days.

Hold your horses.

I haven't thought it through completely yet.

I wouldn't hang around, Frank.

Yes, but as I said,

I need to be sure it's sold as a going concern

and not just shut down.

I know! I know.

Everybody's job is safe,

and there's a clause for Carys to remain as park manager

at least for the first 12 months.

There's a whole paragraph on it.

And then what happens?

I don't think there's any contract in the world

that can guarantee you anything beyond that.

It's a really good deal, Frank.

I'd hate for you to miss out.

Anyway, don't you want us to start on all those adventures?

-How much? -300 quid so far.

No way!

Five! S-Six!

Seven!

It's a grand now!

Blimey.

Only 10 seconds to go.

Two grand!

Five...

Three and a half -- no, four!

...three, two, one.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

-Seven-and-a-half grand! -Seven-and-a-half grand!

Taxi's on its way.

Why'd you do that? I was gonna take you the airport.

No, you've done enough.

Come and see me down in Alicante.

Don't leave it too long, though, eh?

By the way, about the money...

Yeah, I'll, um -- I'll get the solicitor

to draw up something legal, put the policy into a trust.

I-I can't lend you 15 grand, mate.

I totally understand.

I mean, I should never have asked. Sorry.

But, um...

...I can give it to you.

What?

There you go.

Spend it, give it to your cousin,

have a good time, whatever.

Frank, you don't know what this means.

It's only money, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's one thing I've learned.

I mean, if I could have my time over...

You'd do it all exactly the same way.

No. Not one thing.

I'd settle down, have a family.

Well, yeah, at least you've had a ball along the way.

Have I?

Really?

When you think about it,

always on the road, one grotty digs after the next.

Drunks throwing insults. Throwing bottles.

Yeah, I've been all over, but I never really belonged.

Nearly got married, you know?

Barbara. Quite serious for a while.

Then when we broke up, she said to me, she said,

"Terry, you can keep running,

but you can't run away from yourself."

[ Horn honks ]

Right. Thanks.

You know Tommy was Welsh?

Was he? I didn't know that.

Born in Caerphilly.

I like Wales. You should stay here, Frank.

Nice place. Nice people.

Bit late, mate.

I think I'm just about to sell up.

[ As Cooper ] As my father used to say,

"Never cry over spilt milk.

-It could've been whiskey." -"It could've been whiskey."

[ Both laugh ]

[ Up-tempo dance music playing ]

-Oi, oi! -Oi, oi.

You having a good time?

Um, the best!

You got any surprises for Mum?

Might have. Shh.

Happy birthday, darling.

-Happy birthday. -Oh, thanks for coming.

You feeling better?

Yes, thanks, um...

Look, I don't want things to be awkward after the other day.

Don't be daft.

They were awkward already.

[ Chuckles ]

All right, all right, ladies and gentlemen.

Can I have the lady of the hour

join me up here on stage, please?

-[ People cheering ] -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Come on.

All right, all right, all right.

Um, look, I just want to say

thank you very much for coming,

and please, please, please, get really, really, really drunk

because apparently, oh, it's -- it's a free bar?

-Yeah? -No, no, no.

And I have it on good authority

that our lovely landlord, he's a bit of a mingebag,

so this probably isn't gonna happen again in our lifetime,

so fill your boots.

-To Danny! -To Danny!

Wait, wait, wait. My turn, my turn.

Stay there, stay there.

[ Clears throat ]

-You all right? -DANNY: Thank you, sir.

Yeah. Just getting some air.

DANNY: Tanya, I just wanted to say that

ever since you come into my life,

you've been a ray of sunshine.

Happy birthday, darling. You're an absolute star.

-Happy birthday. -Happy birthday.

[ Cheering ]

Better buy a hat.

And, uh...

[ People murmuring ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Gasps ] Earrings!

Are these real?

Yeah. You like them?

Ohh.

Look at this!

Look at them.

Earrings?

A pair of flaming earrings?

What were you expecting?

Well, much, much more than this.

[ Music resumes ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

The sausage rolls are sensational.

And the pastry was a triumph.

What have I done now?

Mm-hmm, you tell me.

Oh, and she loved the present.

So she should. Cost a fortune.

Made him get a whole carat and a half.

In each one? She's gonna have earlobes down to her knees.

Can you tell me how you happened to be with your ex-fiancé

picking a ring for his new fiancée?

Just happened.

You know, it's funny, lots of things just happen

when you're around.

I mean, you just happened to mess up your own marriage.

And since you had half an hour to spare this morning,

you thought you'd just happen to go and wreck a marriage

that hadn't even taken place yet.

It wasn't like that!

Dad, I swear, I never meant for anything to start again

with me and Danny.

So it has?

No.

Well -- no.

Of course not.

You want it to?

Darling, I don't know what's going on

or how this is all gonna work out,

but you have already broken that guy's heart once.

You're not seriously contemplating doing it again?

[ People cheering ]

[ Seabirds crying ]

It gives me great pleasure,

on behalf of the people of Glan Mor,

to award you with a Local Hero badge of recognition

in honor of all your voluntary work

to help with the ecology of the area.

-[ Cheers and applause ] -Go on, Royston!

-Go on, Royston! -Go on, Royston!

[ Whistling ]

KEITH: You told the lady mayoress

you're a bona fide artist now, Royston?

Come on, don't be shy.

He just sold the dragon for a fortune.

-7,500 quid. -What?

Another huge amount for charity!

Well done, Royston.

[ Cheering ]

-ROYSTON: Thanks for that. -Well done, Royston.

Can't you make another one?

You know how long it took me to collect all that?

Months?

Years.

ENZO: Royston!

What's going on?

We've been asking around everywhere!

Collecting just for you!

So you can build another dragon!

ALL: Royston!

ENZO: [ Laughs ]

The big news this week is they've, um,

they've upped the offer.

It's good.

I could live comfortably for [Crying] I don't know how long.

I thought I -- I'd get a nice place for Carys and Dyl

and get myself a little pad, do a bit of traveling.

I don't know who with.

I just want you, Bron. I just...

I just can't make up my mind about selling.

It's such a monumental decision.

It's like saying goodbye to everything

we ever made together.

Just try -- try and give me some sort of a sign, darling.

I don't even believe in it, but just try.

If you don't want to, I'll -- I'll call it all off.

I promise. [ Smooches ]

Do you want to split a ham toastie?

No, I do not.

And who said you could sit there?

Well, that's nice.

Waiting for my date to arrive.

I know I'm a man magnet,

but I don't want him thinking me and you are...

All right, keep your hair on.

Maybe I don't want to be seen in public with you either.

-All right? -All right.

All right?

This will set Carys and Dyls up for life, so...

I'm signing it for both of us, Bron.

Can I get you a drink, Ol?

Or shall I leave it for your date?

He'll be here in a minute. He's just texted.

Got caught up in a business meeting.

Something to do with his Hong Kong office.

International businessman, can't just drop everything.

Nice catching up with Dylan, eh?

Yeah, too right. Got all the answers now, him.

Yeah, they grow up so fast, don't they?

You know Chloe? I think she's got a crush on him.

-Chloe? -Danny's stepdaughter.

-Oh, right. -That'd be funny, wouldn't it?

-What would? -Those two getting together.

Maybe she'd leave him standing at the altar.

Suppose.

Waiting for someone, are you?

-Mm. -Me too.

She's on a hot date, God help him.

I'm not deaf, you know? Any fella is lucky to have me.

So, what is he?

38, athletic, cycles 20 miles before breakfast,

new to the area?

OLWEN: Just because you're on the scrap heap...

TUCKER: Least I don't have to make up a load of lies.

-Slim? -I am.

-Self-made? -Freelance entrepreneur.

-Early 40s? -Ish.

Unless you mean that you were born in the early 1940s?

-Bye. -Bye.

See ya.

That was a bit abrupt, wasn't it?

Very sudden.

What do you make of him, then?

Carys is well out of it. Something's shifty.

Wouldn't believe a word he says.

Oh.

Oh.

These could have waited till the morning.

Well, I just figured you'd be working late

and I'd bring them 'round, give them to you,

and you'd ask me out for a drink.

To celebrate?

Oh!

Oh...

I'd love to Frank.

but, um, I'm -- I'm just in the middle of a deal.

Another day, yes? Tomorrow.

Yeah, great.

So see you tomorrow.

Oh! And congratulations.

Thanks.

Thought you weren't coming.

Well, I'm here. What do you want?

I just wanted to apologize.

What have you done now?

For the other day.

For being a freak.

The last thing I want to do

is cause any trouble with you and Tanya.

I -- I think you seem really good together.

I suppose you're wondering why I didn't give her the ring.

What's funny?

This.

You, me. Same old same old.

I just didn't want any hard feelings, that's all.

Are you actually out of your mind?

Don't you see what you're doing to me?

I never wanted to upset you, Danny.

Upset me?

You've turned my whole world upside down again!

What?

You've made me question everything

I was happy with a month ago.

Suddenly it's no good anymore

because now you've come back, and --

and I can't think about anything else.

So...

New beginnings, eh?

[ Bottle cap pops ]

Fresh start for all of us.

I thought you and me could go on a little trip somewhere.

Just the pair of us.

Somewhere where they really love dogs.

Like Korea?

-[ Yelps ] -[ Door opens ]

Come on, I'm only having a joke!

CARYS: Dad?

[ Exhales sharply ] You better come quickly.

Why? What's up?

You haven't?

What's he doing here?

Frackers?

On my land without my permission?

I'll wring their necks.

Iona?

Frank?

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

[ Singing in Welsh ]