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TOGETHER: Surprise!

IONA: Why don't we make a day of it?

If you're buying me lunch again,

I have to make you an offer you can't refuse.

Oh, hello, again!

-Hiya. -You two have met?

You knew?

How does that affect your decision?

-You still gonna sell up? -I just don't know, Kit.

When are you next back here, then? Half-term?

No. No, we're back for good now.

Oh, right.

I've got to feel like I'm doing

something meaningful with my life.

Frank Hardcastle.

He's decided not to sell.

Why didn't you tell me the truth?

About me and you?

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

[ Dog barking ]

Listen, you and me, I mean, it's never been easy.

We're totally different characters. I get that.

But we're sort of stuck together now, you know,

and, well, if we work at it, you know,

I think we could make it better.

Look at everything we got here.

I mean, the sea, the mountains, beautiful countryside.

So lucky.

And all your mum ever wanted was for us to be close.

So I'm really willing to give it a try, if you are.

[ Snarling ]

[ Snarling continues ]

Oh, right. Someone else who's not that keen.

Hello, darling.

Good run?

Yeah. 6 1/2 miles.

You should come with me.

Yeah, if you can sort out a couple of pubs on the way

and a kebab in the taxi home, I'll be there.

Okay.

I got to do my warm-down.

I'll see you back at the house.

Don't forget 8:30.

30, what?

The planning meeting.

The final run-through before the big weekend.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Medieval Mayhem.

Can't wait.

[ Peaches barking ]

[ Chuckles ]

All right?

DANNY: All right.

Engine trouble?

A bit.

You were always good at that kind of thing.

Didn't you and Jeff Owen build a whole stock car once?

Remember that Ford Escort I had?

Went totally kaput on the Menai Bridge.

What was it I'd done?

Put petrol in a diesel.

Well, how was I supposed to know, eh?

Why'd they put them in the same pump, then,

if they don't want to cause confusion and misery?

Hm.

I best get going, but, um...

...while I'm here, can I just say something?

DANNY: [ Sighs ]

You always did that.

You asked first, you got a big, fat "no,"

and you went ahead and said it anyway.

No use bottling things up. Gives you wrinkles.

I just don't want to let things to fester, that's all.

Look, I just want to say that...

I know it's off-the-scale weird,

me and you, being back here now, after all these years,

but I think we should just plow on,

act normal, try and make the best of it, yeah?

Whoa, now.

Who said it was weird?

Everything's fine, Carys.

We're just two people who used to know each other.

-Mum. -Yeah?

CHLOE: Fed up. Going out.

Okay.

Wait. Make sure your phone's charged.

And stay away from you know who.

CARYS: Let's have a gander, then.

Like something out of Treasure Island.

-Huh. -Reckon it's worth any money?

-Trust you. -I'm just saying!

Looks ancient.

When are we going to open it?

Well, be careful, darling,

'cause it's worth a lot more the way it is, all right?

What? Can't just leave it.

Aren't you dying to know what's been written

and who wrote it, when, where, why?

Yeah, probably just a tip for the 3:30 at Chepstow.

What about you, Dylan the villain?

What do you reckon of all this messages-in-bottles business?

Why bother? Stupid.

FRANK: Yeah, you'd just send a text, wouldn't you?

So, you been putting these 'round the village, darling?

Give us a chance. Only just got the them back from the printers.

-It's gonna be mega, though. -Mm-hmm.

Battles. Warlocks. Wizards.

One of those stock things you put your feet in and...

And what about the residents? Have you informed them?

They like to know well in advance

if we're doing something special.

Mm, they get free entry.

No, no. I'm talking about inconvenience.

The traffic, the noise.

What? Dad, don't be daft.

It's a fun-filled fiesta.

Who could object to that?

Hmm.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

You say you want to promote family values,

and that's what this park has always been about.

Well, look, we've already made it clear

there will be no stags and hens or rowdy gangs.

It's not just the rabble, though. It's all the logistics.

As chairman of the residents committee,

it's my duty to represent their views.

And their number-one concern is rubbish.

-WOMAN: Yes! -MAN: Yes, yep.

KEITH: Those recycling bins will be fit to burst.

There'll be mountains of rubbish.

-We'll be overrun with vermin! -What's he like?

He's loving this, isn't he?

Like Donald flaming Trump.

Look, we understand your concerns,

but we have to get weekend visitors in in order to survive.

The more people we attract to the themed events,

the more facilities we can have all year 'round

for you all to enjoy.

-Sit down, Keith! -I haven't finished yet.

Look, just think about your varicose veins, love.

[ Laughter ]

Does anyone else have any comments?

That aren't about the bins?

I've got something to say. The shop.

It were like a war zone last week.

Ran out of everything. All the basics --

-lager, crisps, sweets. -RAJ: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

TODD: Oh, and, P.S. -- Some of us are lacto adverse.

A little section for the almond milk

or other non-dairy wouldn't go amiss.

Okay, look, everyone.

We're just trying new things out for this season.

We don't want to upset anybody,

but, you know, we have to think of the long-term future.

That's all well and good.

But what about those of us who don't want any changes?

-Who like it just the way it is? -MAN: Yeah!

And we come to the Dunes for some peace and quiet!

Um, look, everybody, I'm so pleased you've all managed

to come down and voice your concerns.

So loudly, Keith. [ Chuckles ]

But, um, we're just experimenting

with a few sort of new concepts at the moment.

So there might be a little extra traffic now and then

and a bit of aggravation with the wheelie bins.

But I promise you it will be sorted.

And, anyway, I'm rather looking forward to Saturday.

All that medieval malarkey.

A chance to have a good time, let your hair down,

have some fun...

which is, after all, what we're here for.

Even you, Keith.

[ Laughter ]

Ah, why didn't I buy houses instead of wasting

all my flaming money on men?

Never owned a place, me.

Property ties you down.

How are we on the booze?

Wiped out. I'll check the stockroom.

Don't bother. Completely ransacked

since she started letting that empty field out.

Ooh! Those campers, they can't half put it away.

Well, they got to have something to keep them warm at night.

Ah, well, we'll be at the cash and carry

twice a week at this rate.

And Frank will be rubbing his hands.

OLWEN: Never seen anything like it.

Trooping in here all weekend,

asking for all sorts of weird things.

Mead! Mead!

What? Like the monks made?

[ Scoffs ] What good's that to anyone?

Better off with moonshine.

Now, my old Granny Blod, she used to make a great brew.

Blow your brains out.

My taid called it "Blodwen's Bloodbath."

Every time we had it, someone would end up in casualty.

[ Laughs ]

Happy days.

[ Birds chirping ]

Psst.

-You taste sandy. -DANNY: Funny.

Girls have been saying that all day.

Is your boat okay?

Ah, still acting up.

-You see anyone on your travels? -Nah.

Oh, yeah. I did see someone.

Silver bracelet that you found in ladies'.

Belongs to Sian Evans.

Just bumped into her at Enzo's.

Got us some chops for tea.

Okay, so, we've got fish and chips

-and ice cream as you come in... -Mm.

...and a sushi van by the main stand.

Yeah, and all the other food stalls can go over there.

And I'll just put the candy floss

-next to the doughnuts, shall I? -No, no, no, no!

They cancel each other out. Very bad for business.

Who told you that? Where did you get that information?

Well, I don't know. Someone told me when they made the booking.

Man, will you stop querying everything?

-We'll be here till Christmas! -I was only saying.

All right. Well, just roll with it. You know what she's like.

Now, at the end of the day, everyone will pitch up

and go where the heck they like.

Swords of Bosworth?! What the...

Those are the re-enactment guys. They are way early.

Hello! We weren't expecting you so soon.

We never go into battle without checking out the terrain.

I've heard they're a right load of nutters.

They're putting on the show?

Entire mock battle.

I hope the others arrive early, as well.

Don't even go there!

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

Iona, I did say there'd been a change of plan.

I know, but just take a look at the surveyor's report.

He's highlighted an outline planning submission

-for any potential developer. -Yeah, hang on.

I thought we agreed that the business was good

and, if I were gonna sell, it would be as a going concern?

Of course.

But there's no harm in putting it out to market

with a bit of pizzazz.

Highlight the possibilities.

You're sitting on a delicious chunk of real estate, Frank.

Yeah, but the entire village

depends on the income from the tourists and our residents.

If some developer goes and puts up

a factory or a logistics center...

[ Scoffs ] Are you kidding?

With those amazing views?

More likely a fabulous new hotel.

Or a luxury spa.

Well, that's the feedback I'm getting, anyway.

You've already been talking to people about it?

I've put a few feelers out, yes.

Just basic market research.

Okay, look, I just don't want to waste your time.

That's all, you know? Things are gonna be different

now that Carys is on board.

Of course.

Your situation has changed.

And she's gonna be very good, I'm sure.

But, realistically, it's gonna be a couple of years

before we can even think about selling.

You know, she need to prove herself.

-Get the figures up. -Yes.

She's very lucky to have such an encouraging father.

Would you mind putting that in an e-mail to her?

And signing it and dating it?

[ Chuckles ] Look...

two years, three years -- It's nothing in property.

It's all good.

[ Gasps ] Tried the crab in here?

Fresh on the day, baked with black garlic.

[ Gasps ] To die for.

That's it. Lovely.

Is that okay?

Great. Ah. Diolch.

-There you go. -CARYS: Ta.

Oh. Tanya?

TANYA: Hiya.

-Couldn't ask a favor, could I? -You can ask.

Do you mind putting a couple of these up in the pub?

Finishes early enough,

we'll herd them all over to your place afterwards.

Yeah, you do that.

How was your daughter after the other malarkey?

Dyls had a hangover for two days.

I don't see them making a habit of it.

I should hope not.

I can't believe it affected them so badly.

They only had a can and a half each. Lightweights.

Carys, love, I really don't think it's a laughing matter.

I mean, they're barely teenagers.

Oh, come on.

You never had a few sneaky ciders back in the day?

No. I was playing netball for the county.

CARYS: [ Chuckles ] Well...

it's a shame your daughter's

not following in your footsteps, then, isn't it?

Excuse me?

But she didn't touch a drop

until she met your delinquent lad.

Are you kidding me?!

It was her idea for them to nick the drinks in the first place!

I'll tell you what.

I'll put that up for you.

You keep your son away from my daughter. Right?

Stick that somewhere.

That Carys. She has got a cheek.

She blamed all the stuff from the other night on my Chloe.

They were just kids being kids.

Oh, so that's it, is it? You're gonna take her side?

Don't be daft. I didn't say that.

Every time her name gets mentioned,

you start acting shifty.

-No, I don't. -Then why didn't you tell me

you were having a right old chinwag with her this morning?

Yeah, I saw you.

Down by the boat. What was that?

Cozy little catch-up, was it?

Nice little trot down memory lane?

DANNY: Tan, it was nothing.

Then, so, what was it?

Come on, spit it out.

Well, I don't know.

Uh, "Hello. How's the weather?"

It was the usual chitchat.

You've been freaking out since she got here,

-and I would love to know why. -[ Sighs ]

I'm going to the wholesaler's.

Ta-ra.

[ Door opens, closes ]

Sorry about that, Ol.

No need to apologize to me.

Always gonna be tension around those two.

I don't see why. It was a million years ago.

You're right.

People should get over these things.

Put the kettle on, shall I?

Oh, shock for everyone when they split up.

Match made in heaven.

They'd walk into a place, and everybody would stop and stare.

[ Clicks tongue ] Ah.

Two sweeteners for you, isn't it?

KITTY: I know we're retired,

and we're supposed to love gardening, but this...

this is a slow death.

FRANK: I blame Alan Titchmarsh.

For everything! [ Laughs ]

I'll get us a sundowner.

-Oh, I thought you'd never ask. -KITTY: [ Chuckles ]

So, Mr. Hardcastle, what's the latest?

To sell or not to sell?

Yeah, that is the question.

Still not made up my mind.

Well, that's good news for us lot.

So, clearly, the new M.D.'s working out well.

Yep. She's jumped in feetfirst.

Tarted the website up.

Got the bookings up.

Got the themed weekend. That's sold out.

You can't say she's not trying.

Ah, she always was a go-getter, our Carys.

Must be nice having them back 'round again.

Well, you would think so.

Wouldn't you? But there's an awful lot of raging hormones

and door slamming and sulking.

Dog's stopped biting me, though.

[ Laughs ] Well, that's a Brucie Bonus.

-She never liked you. -Aye.

-KITTY: Here we go. -Cheers.

Thanks, love. Mm. Mmm.

I have to say, Frank.

I'm flummoxed.

What's up?

KITTY: Have I got this right?

You're saying you've completely changed your mind

because Little Miss Princess has decided to flit back

and start shouting the odds?

Frank, you know I love that girl like she's my own.

I always have. But, God...

talk about track record.

Grass is always greener.

So before you rethink all your plans,

are you really convinced she's back for good?

You need to whack that harder than that.

Oh! Sneaking up!

-I could have dropped it. -Mm.

That would have been the perfect excuse, wouldn't it?

I wasn't sure if Kitty was feeding you,

so I've left you some lasagna in the microwave.

Night.

Night, love.

-Caz? -Yeah?

-You okay, Dad? -Yeah.

Um, how long do I leave it in the microwave?

Uh, five minutes.

-Night. -Night.

ROYSTON: Cheesy crackers with the black pepper?

It's going mad out there. Can't keep up.

The hens will be wanting overtime.

It's either this one...

Is this for you, Ol?

Well, of course it is, you big dope.

Who else do you think I'd be wasting my time shopping for?

-Hmm? -Oh, it's difficult to choose.

[ Sighs ] I thought men liked a bit of flesh.

Well, real men.

What kind of message are you wanting to send?

I just went back on my dating app.

There is no message. It's all very straightforward.

Oh, you dig out that recipe yet?

Recipe? Does it involve eggs?

No. It's a secret formula.

Ol's granny's moonshine,

handed down from generation to generation.

Shh, big mouth!

Do you want Frank to find out?

He'll have our guts for garters.

TUCKER: Who's in the market for this, then?

Only all those campers.

Not a fussy one amongst them.

Drink anything, they will.

7 quid a bottle, I reckon.

7 quid?!

I could get a bottle of the proper stuff for that.

-I could buy two. -All right. A fiver?

-[ Scoffs ] -Well, £4.50.

Otherwise, it's not worth the discombobulation.

That could work. Yes, sirree.

Going to be a fine old summer.

So, what's the plan? How you gonna make it?

Well, we haven't got that far yet.

Probably just start off with a small batch

and then see how it goes.

Have you ever heard of "go big or go home"?

[ Clucking ]

It's our old milking parlor.

Thought we could use all of this.

Should be enough, I reckon.

You're not using any of this anymore?

Nah. E.U.

Ended up costing us more in feed for the cows.

What do you reckon, then, Ol?

This lot do the business or what?

-[ Cellphone chimes ] -Ol?

Shh! Just updating my status.

Entrepreneur.

TODD: Seriously?

Taller plants should always, always be at the back.

-Reshma, help me out here. -Don't ask me.

What are you talking about? Says who?

Says -- I don't know -- anyone with eyes.

-[ Laughing ] That's who. -Frank, please tell him.

Well, you know, those plants you've got need a lot of sun.

You see?! I told you so.

I've already checked. We're in the Gulf Stream.

Yeah, well, just face them south.

-You can't go wrong. -RESHMA: Oh, wow.

[ Vehicle approaching ]

JASE: Whoa!

Hey, "Dynasty" called, Frank.

Wants its sassy 1980s attitude back, by the looks of it.

I was just passing.

-Thought I'd swing by. -Yeah,

I know exactly what you're doing.

And I'm not selling. Not right now.

God, they were right.

Things do change after 50.

At one time, I'd razz up out of the blue,

offer to take a man for a drink,

-and he'd jump at the chance. -Ah. You should have told me

you were after my body and not my business.

So?

Oh, don't tell me. You're washing your hair.

No. But I got a swimming pool I've got to chlorinate

and a lot of grout that's got to be done.

Oh, well. I can't compete with that.

Maybe Friday? That lovely bar over at Dragon's Eye?

I'll pick you up about 6:00?

Unless, of course, you've got something really exciting to do,

like...unblock a toilet.

Go on, Frank!

O.M.G. I love her.

Eat your heart out, Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter.

[ Laughs ]

Go on.

-[ Knocking ] -Hey, Frank.

[ All cheering ]

-Get in there, son! -[ Laughter ]

[ Lawn mower whirring ]

[ Lawn mower powers down ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Whirring continues ]

ROYSTON: Oh, it's a drone?

This is Joan, named after Joan of Arc...

who was a bit handy in a fight.

She records all our battles.

Makes sure nobody fights dirty.

I don't like people who fight dirty.

Me too. I hate people who strim dirty!

[ Laughs ]

[ Vehicle approaching ]

[ Vehicle doors opening ]

What the hell are they doing here?! Oi!

[ Doorbell rings ]

-DYLAN: What's up? -Nothing.

-Wanna chill? -Nah.

You know they've banned us?

From what?

Hanging. [ Chuckles ]

We're like Romeo and Juliet.

Come on, lads! You can do it!

Come on! Come on! Nearly there!

Nearly there. That's great. Good. Good, lads.

[ Laughs ]

Nice work, lads.

10 minutes, 38 seconds from callout to lifeboat launch.

Is that quick?

Well, the average is 12.

One of our fastest yet.

Good to have some young legs on board.

Good to have some legs.

[ Laughter ]

FRANK: Ah, here he is. The White Rabbit.

Never on time.

Oh! Sorry I'm -- I'm late.

Yeah, well, you know the penalty, don't you?

-Last in. -STIP: Saved by the bell.

Drill done. Come on.

Let's hand over to Blue Watch.

I'll race you to the pub.

-[ Laughs ] -TUCKER: [ Groans ]

I'll give you a shove, Stip.

Thanks, Frank. Good lad.

-DANNY: Here you are. -MAN: Mm.

-Cheers. -There you go.

-Thanks. -ENZO: Ta.

Aren't you having one?

No, I can't. Gotta get back on the bar.

Tan's giving her Tapas Tuesday a run-out.

But it's Thursday.

That's what I said. Don't worry.

I'll put the money for mine in the lifeboat collection.

Yeah, you make sure you do.

-[ Laughs ] -MAN: Yeah, yeah.

So, what's new?

Well, I finally got my rash seeing to.

-Oh! -It's only the soap powder.

Told Mam we'd have to change it.

Your mam still does the washing?

At your age? Living at home.

Yeah, well, I've got a boomerang baby, too.

It's all the rage, really.

Yeah, but your Carys left and came back.

Give my right arm to still be living with my mother.

-Treated me like a prince. -You spoiled brats.

You know, I do all the washing in my house, and I'm normal.

And I've got a wife. A real one.

Except nobody's seen her for the past 15 years.

[ Laughter ]

And what's our Francis been up to this week?

A bit of this, a bit of that.

Actually, I was going to ask you fellas

for a bit of brotherly advice.

Good luck with this bunch of old women.

No, no, no. Let him speak.

On what subject, dear liege?

A bit of an odd one, really.

I mean, what to wear on a -- a first date.

-Oh, oh! -Who is she, huh?

No, that's it, guys. Just casual, all right?

It's the agent who was gonna sell the park.

MAN: Oh!

Oh, she's a stunner!

Go on, Frankie boy! [ Laughs ]

[ Whimpering ]

So, Carys is okay.

You know, still a pain in the neck, as ever.

Bouncing around all over the place, full of ideas --

most of them mad.

[ Chuckles ]

Dyls is another story.

He's finding his feet.

He looks good.

Those spots are finally going off his back.

Oh, and your little bundle of joy

managed to eat half a tennis ball.

190 quid at the vet's, and still went for me in the car park.

[ Chuckles ]

Anyway [Sighs] the big news is...

um, I know you won't mind

because we did talk it about it before you...

I've been asked out on a date.

Well, I think I have.

I mean, she seems nice enough.

Bit full of herself, mind.

You know -- all tan and white trousers,

like one of the Bee Gees.

We'd have taken the mick.

But, uh, anyway, she's started texting and stuff now, you know?

It's, um...

[ Sighs ] You know, it's all a bit manic these days.

I mean, there's messages every five minutes

and those stupid "mo-jo" things at the end of every sentence.

I mean, whatever happened to boy smiles at girl,

boy nicks chip off girl,

girl goes mad, drops bag of chips, boy says "sorry"...

...and they all lived happy ever after?

I just wanted you to know, that's all.

'Cause I swear to you, Bron, me...

[Voice breaking] ...I'll never get any better.

Oh, Bron.

All right, Emlyn?

Frank.

[ Sea gull crying ]

[ Sheep bleating ]

[ Chickens clucking ]

Ohh! What's that?

Looks like human brains.

Granny Blod's granny's yeast, that is.

Get your nose out!

Are we sure she knows what she's doing?

Yeah, we don't want to poison anyone.

I can hear you, you know?

What a load of wusses!

The fermentipulation wipes out all the bad bacteria.

Only thing you got to watch out for is the methanol.

Kill you stone dead, that will.

Anyway, who's sorting the contracts out?

-Contracts? -What, for a bit of home brew?

Well, Bill Gates started off in his shed.

Been sued right, left, and center.

I'm not doing another thing until it's all legit.

Fine.

Let's all shake hands.

And don't forget to date stamp.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

ROYSTON: The ugly face of capitalism.

OLWEN: Huh?

-So, how do you think it looks? -Bloody expensive.

I didn't realize you were putting on Disneyland.

It'll pay for itself.

You'll see.

And, uh, you getting a bit off

for cash here and there, are you?

I mean, a lot of these tradespeople,

they're keen to do that.

As long as you don't take liberties.

Well, we're having a rehearsal at about 5:00.

What, tonight?

Well, I'm sorry, darling. I'm...

I'm out tonight.

Oh. Where are you going?

Um, well, I was gonna have a chat with you about that.

I'm going for a drink with, um...

[ Clicks tongue ]

With a woman?

You mean a date?

Well, I suppose so. I don't what you call it, really.

I mean, we're having a drink in a pub, and...

I mean, you don't mind, do you?

Don't be daft, Dad. Of course I don't.

If you've met someone you like, I think you should go for it.

That's the trouble. I don't really know if I like her.

She's a bit predatory.

You know, I'm a bit of an old dinosaur,

but I always thought it was the man supposed to chase the woman,

or at least to think he's chasing a woman.

Well, I think you should go for it.

No offense, but at your age, you know?

-Yeah, last knockings. -[ Chuckles ]

But, uh, I feel a bit difficult.

You know, like -- I don't know --

sneaking around with you.

Well, don't, Dad.

Mum would want you to be happy.

You know that.

Yeah.

Blimey. What have you two come as -- Punch and Judy?

Ta-da! [ Laughs ]

[ Liquid bubbling, rattling ]

[ Bubbling, rattling continues ]

[ Bubbling, rattling continues ]

So, your dad.

What's he do?

Don't know. Web stuff.

So, what's his vibe about you staying down here, then?

Been working in Dubai.

Haven't seen him.

So, they getting divorced?

Probably.

Mine got divorced.

It isn't that bad once all the shouting stops.

I guess it depends who you get, though.

Danny's really nice.

This is rubbish.

We could go for a swim.

Or walk up to the lighthouse?

Or take out boogie boards?

Getting off.

Danny's got a boat.

You know how to work it?

Yeah. Been on it loads of times.

Yeah, go on. Laugh.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Drones whirring ]

Couldn't fly a paper airplane, could you?

Oh, watch it!

Watch it? You watch it!

You don't know what you're doing.

Oi! Watch it!

You're gonna crash it.

You're gonna crash it.

[ Knives sharpening ]

CARYS: Oh, right. Everyone settled in?

Just so you know, the bar is open,

and all drinks are half price for the next two hours.

Double happy hour! Don't be shy.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Like true warriors.

Ah. I just hope we don't run out of booze.

[ Shouting continues ]

[ Chickens clucking ]

This is our big chance.

They'll drink the club dry.

Then they'll be marauding around, desperate for anything.

But we haven't bottled it yet.

Is it even ready, Ol?

Mmm.

TUCKER: [ Laughs ]

Oh! I could drink that all day long.

Oh! Beautiful!

I say we get it out there right now.

We can always cook up another batch.

How are we gonna serve it?

What are we gonna call it?

ROYSTON: Nice, civilized queue.

Plenty for everyone.

Plenty for everyone. Go on.

[ Indistinct conversations, laughter ]

And a little bit extra for you, seeing as you're so handsome.

Hey, it's going great guns!

-They can't get enough! -Alcohol.

Brings everyone together.

-Oh, guys! -Oh! Stop, Jase!

TODD: Whoo!

-Great trousers! -MANDY: Oh!

RESHMA: Yeah, very smart pants, Frank.

-Aren't they smart, Raj? -Yeah.

Is this a date with that "Dynasty" woman?

It's nothing serious.

It's just a drink.

-Okay? -You should get out.

Bronwyn wouldn't have wanted you moping about.

Listen, if anything should happen to me,

I want you to move on quickly.

Not as much as she does.

-[ Laughter, horn honks ] -Right.

Goodbye, everybody.

-MAN: Whoa! -[ Group cheering ]

-[ Indistinct shouting ] -RESHMA: Yay!

Have fun!

-FRANK: Hello. -What's this?

You're the first one to be let out in the wild?

Just drive.

-Please. -[ Group cheering ]

Go on, Frank! [ Laughing ] Yay!

How do you untie these stupid things?

[ Engine sputtering ]

You got a key?

First thing in the morning, last thing at night.

I swear this is a full-time job.

-DAFYDD: Mm. -Looking good.

Ah! Me or the flowers?

[ Danny chuckles ]

-Tan? -Come on.

Watch the bar, will you, Daf?

[ Engine sputtering ]

What's wrong with it?

CHLOE: It just takes a bit to get started.

Hey! What the blazes do you think you're playing at?!

-I thought you said it was okay. -Oh, I might have known.

Right. You. Come on. Out.

We were only gonna take it 'round the bay.

Oh, this was his idea, was it?

Another of your little schemes?

Tan, they're both to blame.

What? Oh, go on. Yeah.

Stick up for him again.

They're both to blame.

Sorry. We never meant nothing.

It was just something to do.

What? Why don't you read a book? Or tidy your room?

Or -- I don't know -- play on your computer? Anything.

Just stop luring my daughter into trouble.

You have been trouble since the minute you got here.

You must have inherited one of your mum's genes.

-Hey! That's enough! -That's true.

Go on, lad. Get off home.

Sorry.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

-I like this place. -FRANK: Yeah.

This is obviously where the cool young set hang out, you know.

Yet they still let you in?

Any more comments like that, young lady,

I'm going to beat you over the head with my pension book.

-[ Indistinct shouting ] -Oh, Carys! Thank goodness!

Check out what that lot are doing over there.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excu-- Excuse me! Thank you.

Come on, you Knights!

Get your back into it! Come on!

[ Shouting continues ]

Aren't they manly?

Come on. I've got a fiver on you!

Ooh! Get it up!

So, what's next on the horizon?

The Dublin ferry, I reckon.

[ Chuckles ] I meant for you.

FRANK: I don't know.

For the first time in my life, I do not know.

And isn't that liberating?

Well, it would be if I could let my inner hippie out,

but I've never been that way. It's not my style.

You know, I've always been, like, a man with a plan.

I have to have a goal.

That's a very attractive quality, Frank.

Someone who knows what they want to do in life.

My first husband was like that.

Very focused.

-Dynamic. -Mm.

-How many husbands you had? -Just two.

The first one ran off with my business.

The second one ran off with my brother-in-law.

[ Laughs ] You won't be going down that road again, then, eh?

Ah, maybe.

Depends who's asking.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-[ Spoon clinking ] -I said, "Special offer --

half price on all draft beer"!

-Leave it, Carys. -MAN: Hey!

One of your boys was leaning on me!

Trust you lot to cheat!

Ah, take that back!

-We fight with honor! -MAN: Yeah!

KNIGHT: Even against our worst enemy.

I'll show you...a proper fight!

No, you flaming won't!

Where the heck's your dad?!

-I'll sort it. -Hello?!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Keith!

Keith! Keith, rescue me!

WOMAN: Come on, now, lads!

MAN: Whack him! Whack him!

-What happened?! -I don't have a clue!

They've all gone nuts!

It's not as if they've drunk anything!

Do you want to go for a coffee?

[ Sighs ] I can't do caffeine at this time of night.

Mm. I thought we might go back to my place.

FRANK: Ah!

You get me inside, you fix the locks,

and then you have your evil way with me.

Well, if you're nervous, I could do you a herbal tea.

[ Laughs ]

Frank's going to have our guts for garters.

IONA: Ahh!

So...

Well, I don't know about you,

but I had a really lovely evening.

Thank you.

But?

No "buts."

It's okay.

Okay to what?

I don't know.

To be happy again.

To live your life.

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Sorry. Excuse me.

Duty calls.

[ Engine starts ]

Look, I built this place with my own bloody hands, all right?

You think you can rock up and wreck it?

I'll knock your bloody blocks off.

I want you back here tomorrow morning, all right?

6:00. And get this place straightened out.

Now go and sleep it off.

Go on.

Well, you certainly got the mayhem right.

[ Metal clanking ]

Morning, campers!

Welcome to Daffodil Dunes!

[ Metal clanking ]

Thank you for choosing us!

We really, really hope you're enjoying your stay!

[ Clanking continues ]

Mm. Bacon sarnie?

Full English?

My famous cheesy scrambo? You name it.

Don't start trying to get 'round me, daughter.

I don't what to say. [ Breathes deeply ]

I messed up.

-Big-time. -Yep.

At least you're consistent.

Well, anyway, you know...

apart from a few bashed-up chairs,

it could have been a lot worse.

And I got them to fix the door in the gents, as well.

What?

That was broken last week.

Ah. [ Chuckles ]

All right, I'm on a learning curve.

What can I say?

I'm still your favorite daughter, aren't I?

Yeah, you're still my favorite daughter.

And if the bacon sarnie's still on offer,

I'll have one, all right? And put a sausage on it.

And an egg.

And a few mushrooms.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

CARYS: Is that from your girlfriend?

She's not my girlfriend.

Come on. What was it like?

I want all the sordid details.

Darling, your daddy is a gentleman, all right?

She's all right.

[ Chuckles ]

DANNY: [ Sighs ]

How's our little castaway doing?

She's doing the dishwasher without being asked,

so she must be sorry.

-What? -I'm sorry about last night.

I know I flew off the handle.

I was right, though, wasn't I?

-What about? -That boy.

-Leading her astray. -Carys' lad?

Yeah, she said it was all his idea.

DANNY: I'm sure he didn't force her, Tan.

You know what kids are like.

All right, yeah, I forgot, 'cause, um...

I can't say a bad word about you know who.

DANNY: I know what you're getting at, Tan,

-but you really need to drop it. -Every time I mention her name,

you get all agitated, and you leap to her defense.

I really don't have time to listen to this, okay?

But, ever since she arrived, you've been obsessed.

Can you see? You're doing it now.

[ Footstep ]

Gents all spick-and-span.

I don't see what the big idea is.

I've got boyfriends from 20 years ago.

I don't give them a second thought.

Yeah, but it's different for them, though, isn't it?

Such a scandal.

Ooh, we were talking about it for months.

[ Breathes deeply ]

[ Medieval music plays, indistinct conversations ]

The charcoal -- Make it really, really hot.

Don't know what we were all so worried about.

It's turned out to be a cracking day, this.

Yeah, for some people.

[ Laughs ] Yeah, Royston.

Oh, give me a go of this!

[ Metal clanking ]

Hey, why don't you have a go, Keith?

-Raise some money for charity? -Me?

Yeah. And we can all throw wet sponges at the big, fat coward.

-Used that, like, as a weapon. -WOMAN: You just bring...

Badgers' ears! Two for a pound, eh?

[ Metal clangs ]

Just rings. It sings.

FRANK: So, what are you selling?

Shh!

Fried boiled ham cut into attractive ear-sized shapes.

RESHMA: Hey, we'll have 2 quids' worth.

Never had badger before.

Ah, this is your lucky day.

Your lucky day, yeah.

ENZO: Don't ruin the magic.

Yeah, here.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

please make your way to the arena,

where your king and queen await.

[ Fanfare plays ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's absolutely fantastic.

I just don't know who I want to win.

-Me neither. -Why don't you be

a conscientious objector, like Keith?

[ Laughs ] Hey, she's never gonna let that go.

Ah. [ Speaks Welsh ]

[ Laughs ]

Let the games commence!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Screams ]

[ Men screaming ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Screams ]

Oh, not again.

OLWEN: Stop it!

Stop it!

You leave him alone!

ENZO: How we gonna stop it this time?

KEITH: I've got to hand it to you, Frank.

This is the best re-enactment I've ever been to,

and I've seen a few.

So realistic!

[ Sea gulls crying ]

I'll be back up in a minute.

Oh, no, it's all right.

The rush has died down now, so...

Engine sorted?

Yeah.

Fuse had blown.

Hadn't primed the fuel.

If she's gonna take it out again,

she'll have to learn how to use it properly.

Ah, it's all right.

I'm gonna lock her up till she's 35.

You got a minute? To talk?

Should I call my solicitor?

It's about you and Carys.

Oh, please, Tan! Not again!

Hey, one more question, okay?

And then I will never mention her ever again.

[ Sighs ]

Why didn't you tell me about the wedding?

What wedding?

-The wedding that didn't happen? -Yeah, but it did, though,

didn't it? 'Cause I've just been told that...

Oh, great.

So everyone's gossiping now, are they?

No.

What bloke wants to run around, telling everyone

-he was jilted at the altar? -It's not your fault, though.

So why couldn't you just have told me?

It was supposed to be the best day of my life!

Do you have any idea how that feels?

Laughingstock.

Everyone I knew was stood there, gaping at me.

And it's taken me 20 years to get over that.

Everyone thinking, "What a loser."

And now all you want to do is quiz me about her

-every five minutes. -No, really, I...

I didn't have any idea.

I just wanted to make sure that you didn't have any feelings --

Feelings?!

How do you think it feels?

And do you know what?

I still don't know why she did it.

To a man who worshiped her, idolized her,

would have given her the world to have made her happy.

[ Voice breaking ] Why don't you ask her?

IONA: Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I went for a drink with him.

What can I say?

He's charming, funny, very attractive.

But he's not selling.

Total no-go.

He's completely changed his mind.

Okay.

I'll keep trying.

You paid 300 quid to hire a couple of bogs?

Oh, but they were really nice ones.

Dylan was in there for ages,

-weren't you, Dyls? -Mum!

[ Sighs ] And 400 quid for advertising.

I mean, Carys, this is right off the scale.

But we sold hundreds of tickets.

I haven't even paid the re-enactment blokes yet.

We should have gone through this just item by item.

-STIP: Hey! -Come in.

There you are. Went through the numbers.

I thought you'd be anxious to settle the books.

Yeah, go on. Finish me off, Stip.

STIP: Roughly 6 1/2 grand.

Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.

FRANK: We're gonna be living in a caravan

-the way things are going. -CARYS: I swear, next time,

I won't hire anything unless I've checked it with you first.

-Every tiny detail. -Well, I don't think

that's a bad profit for a few days' work.

Profit?!

[ Humming ]

So, you gonna keep that Cheshire Cat smile

on your face all day long?

I might.

Right, Peaches.

Okay, let's get you out.

[ Peaches whimpers, clatter ]

-Dad? -Thanks a lot, Peaches.

-You all right, Granddad? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-The note! The note! -Yeah, "the note, the note."

Don't worry about me.

"Dum spiro spero."

What? That's it?

-No name. Nothing. -FRANK: Spiro? That's "hope."

Who do we know did Latin?

Nobody's ever heard of the Internet?

"While I breathe, I hope."

Boring.

[ Chuckles ]

CARYS: [ Sighs ]

All right?

Yeah.

That bottle, eh?

That bottle, yeah.

All those years in the sea bobbing around.

-Waves, rocks, storms. -Mm.

And then a big, clumsy oaf goes and falls on it.

Well, I wouldn't have quite put it like that myself, but yes.

I wonder why they wrote it.

Well, first, it was who.

Then it was when.

Now it's why.

Never satisfied, are you?

Just inquisitive.

-What's wrong with that? -Nothing.

"While I breathe, I hope."

Never give up.

CARYS: Hmm.

You ever given up, Dad?

Yeah.

Given up on having any peace and quiet

since you and Dylan have been back.

CARYS: [ Chuckles ]

Don't make a joke of everything.

You always did that with Mum.

Drove her mad.

-Yeah? -Mm.

When did she say that?

All the time.

Well, you know, it's just me being jolly.

I prefer to be happy.

I mean, surely, you'd rather that

than have me moaning and groaning all over the place.

I'm sorry.

What for?

Saying you got on Mum's nerves.

You didn't.

And even if you did, you always made her laugh.

Right up until...

I miss her.

I miss you and her together.

[ Sighs ] Me too, love.

CARYS: [ Sighs ] Me and Liam.

We were never like that.

Some people just never find the right daffodil.

[ Group singing in Welsh ]