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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,651 Is this weird or is this weird? 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,893 This is definitely weird. 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,770 What do we do with that? 4 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,198 Eat it, I guess. 5 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:15,366 We can't eat it. 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,701 Cake is for celebration. 7 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,662 Hi. I've got a buffet dinner for 50 and no one to eat it. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,663 I was wondering... 9 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,872 In case you didn't notice, 10 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,624 we don't have anything to celebrate. 11 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,669 Yeah, well, it's too bizarre to give to a soup kitchen, too, 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,911 so either we eat it, or we let it rot. 13 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:30,464 Hey. 14 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,248 Hey. 15 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,043 I said hey, Claud. 16 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,547 Charlie, what do you do with the presents? Keep 'em? 17 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,226 Or return them to the stores? 18 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,936 Shouldn't you return them to the person they're from? 19 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,803 I don't know, okay? 20 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,307 I've never been through this. I don't know how to act. 21 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:52,602 All I know is that I gotta get out of here for a while. 22 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,562 Meaning what? 23 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,409 Meaning I gotta figure out what the hell I'm doing with my life. 24 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,952 I can't do it here. 25 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,070 So I'm gonna take off for a little while. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,781 I'm gonna go to Mexico. 27 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,252 Wait. You're going, anyway? Even though... 28 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:09,879 Tickets are non-refundable. So is the room. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,881 I don't know Charlie, a honeymoon without a wedding... 30 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,800 What am I supposed to do? I can't afford a whole other trip and I mean it 31 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:18,127 If I don't get away from these chairs and flowers and this cake 32 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,380 and that damn bed... 33 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,800 So I'm going. 34 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,982 You think if I took Claud with me, she might... 35 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:32,183 You know, start to forgive me? 36 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,852 Maybe. 37 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,687 Yeah, maybe. 38 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,315 Cool. 39 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,454 Never in a million years. 40 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,238 Not a chance. 41 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:55,424 ♪ Everybody wants to live Like they wanna live ♪ 42 00:01:55,448 --> 00:02:00,346 ♪ And everybody wants to love Like they wanna love ♪ 43 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,474 ♪ And everybody wants to be ♪ 44 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:08,604 ♪ Closer to free ♪ 45 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,681 ♪ Closer to free ♪ 46 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,786 Okay. So no allergies. 47 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,872 No history of heart disease or high blood pressure. 48 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,532 Not currently taking any medications. 49 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,160 And... are you sexually active? 50 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,454 No. 51 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:39,009 Well, I mean, I was once. 52 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,637 But I won't be again, probably. 53 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,681 At least not for a really long time. 54 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:47,685 So, technically, yes, but for all practical purposes, no. 55 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:49,260 So what brings you here? 56 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:54,066 Well, I just figured, I mean, I've never been to a, um... 57 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,308 A gynecologist? 58 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,360 Right. 59 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,362 And I just figured that since I... 60 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,990 had done that, that I should. 61 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,867 And that makes sense, doesn't it? 62 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,994 Any sexually active 16-year-old woman... 63 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,078 No, see... 64 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,122 should start having regular paps 65 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,698 and should decide on a reliable form of birth control. 66 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,117 No, I really don't need that. 67 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,839 I mean, he used a-- We were safe. 68 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,048 There's the pill. 69 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,300 I hate pills. 70 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,303 Then we're looking at the diaphragm, the IUD, 71 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,337 or the cervical cap. 72 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,728 So we stay for what, like, an hour, hour and a half, 73 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:31,729 and then we can leave, right? 74 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,147 What? No. 75 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,524 No, no. This is a very important party to Gram. 76 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,817 Yeah, but with Charlie gone, 77 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,559 we'll have the house practically to ourselves. 78 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,280 So? Gram's anniversary only comes once a year. 79 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,323 I'm not just gonna cut out. 80 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,574 Yeah, I'm sorry, 81 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:46,327 but with your grandfather technically no longer living... 82 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,038 I explained this. Two, four, six... 83 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,664 You have to admit it's kind of weird. 84 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,124 How long has he been dead? 85 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,292 Fifteen years. 86 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,251 You made me lose count. 87 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,628 Fifteen years? 88 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,329 That doesn't strike you as a little... 89 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,840 Okay, so it's a little unusual, 90 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,041 but it does not mean that we're not gonna stay. 91 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:07,223 Hi. Mom, have a seat. 92 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,590 Don't put me by those damn windows. 93 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,134 I get so damn scared I'm gonna fall. 94 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,812 Hi. 95 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,105 Hi, honey. 96 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,523 Gram, this is my boyfriend Bailey. 97 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,516 Hi. Nice to meet you, ma'am. 98 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,351 Did you say Bailey? 99 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,239 Are you one of those Newport Baileys? 100 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,897 No, Gram, Bailey's his first name. 101 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,734 What the hell kind of first name is Bailey? 102 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:31,153 What the hell kind of first name is Gram? 103 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,085 We're setting the table for the party. 104 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,461 Good for you. 105 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,088 No silverware for Grandpa. 106 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,997 No, of course not. 107 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,499 Of course not. 108 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,960 Needs a plate and a chair, but not silver. Of course not. 109 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,216 They've got snorkeling at this place. 110 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,803 You're on my seat belt. 111 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,598 Sorry. 112 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,986 The doctor said that all we have to do 113 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,362 is put a bag over your cast. 114 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,438 You can swim all you want. 115 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:07,857 Excuse me. 116 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,410 Where did you get those? 117 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,736 From here. The pocket here. 118 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,487 Thanks. 119 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,698 They've also got music every night. 120 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:19,660 Not classical, probably, but mariachi. 121 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,289 I'm sorry. What station are you on? 122 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,217 Five. Comedy. 123 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,176 Great. 124 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,428 There are markets too. 125 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,212 We can get you one of those Mexican dresses. 126 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,645 What do you think of guys 127 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,596 who call off a wedding an hour before the ceremony? 128 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,264 What do I think? 129 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:43,360 Well, assuming the bride was... 130 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:44,403 Perfect. 131 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:48,657 Yeah. Well, that's pretty unforgivable. 132 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,442 That's what I think too. 133 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,082 Is anybody at your house? 134 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,124 The sitter. 135 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,741 No one. 136 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,828 She really knew Kennedy? 137 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,132 Man, I've never really known people who knew people before. 138 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,426 Well, don't be intimidated. She really likes you, I can tell. 139 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,419 She'll probably make you read to her tomorrow. 140 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,305 Wait, tomorrow? 141 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,631 I thought we were gonna go to my place tomorrow. 142 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,601 I don't know, Bailey. 143 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,894 I kind of told my mom I'd be around. 144 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,011 - I think maybe... - You think what? 145 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,731 That you don't wanna spend time with me? 146 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,807 - No, it's not that. - Then what? 147 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,277 'Cause tomorrow is a perfect chance 148 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,770 for us to spend time together completely alone. 149 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,658 How come you're more excited 150 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,201 about spending a day with your family 151 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,202 than a day with me? 152 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,995 I don't know, Bailey. 153 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,497 Maybe I like being around them. 154 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,706 I mean, I can count on them. 155 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,949 And you can't count on me, is that what you're saying? 156 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,002 No. No, look. 157 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,796 You can't blame me for being a little cautious here. 158 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,589 That is not fair. I apologized. 159 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,632 I know. 160 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,510 It's just silly little things, stupid little things, 161 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,295 like trust and total devotion, take time. 162 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,297 Okay? Understand? 163 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:38,799 Yeah. I understand. 164 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,346 I hate it, but I understand. 165 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,334 Nice, don't you think? 166 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,128 Whatever. 167 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,296 Yes? 168 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,497 Salinger. I have a reservation. 169 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,384 You're not gonna cut me one inch of slack here, are you? 170 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:14,094 No. Because I'm mad. 171 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:16,096 You can make me come here, 172 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,806 but you can't make me forgive you. 173 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,465 And you can't make me have fun. 174 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:26,690 Do you see it? Do you see it? 175 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,774 See what? 176 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:28,984 A flying something. 177 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,611 I hate bugs. 178 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,529 I'm fine with snakes and rodents, 179 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,406 but when it comes to bugs, 180 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,440 I'm... I'm... 181 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,569 I'm Courtney. Hi. 182 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,082 I'm sorry. I'm Charlie. 183 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,001 Here you go, Mr. Salinger. 184 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,701 The honeymoon suite. 185 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,797 You're Charlie Salinger, 186 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,382 and you're on your honeymoon, so I'm... 187 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:53,467 No, I'm not. 188 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,417 I'm with my sister. 189 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,346 Right. Okay. 190 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,463 No, really. She's 12. 191 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,476 And she kind of hates me right now, 192 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,134 so basically I'm here alone. 193 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,179 Well, how do you feel about bugs? 194 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,399 Bugs... 195 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,817 Bring 'em on. 196 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,393 So... 197 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,896 what you're saying is if I found a bug in my room, 198 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:20,244 room 454, I could ring you, and you'd come kill it for me? 199 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,027 That'd be... 200 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,530 Yeah, fine. 201 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,826 Three-twelve. It's good to know. 202 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,815 So, I hate to state the obvious, 203 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,067 but in case you didn't notice, 204 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,944 I thought I'd point out that we did it again. 205 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,812 No. I noticed. I definitely noticed. 206 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,825 So I guess we learned that all that stuff we said before... 207 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,952 About not being able to do it without being in love? 208 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,277 A hundred percent bull puckey. 209 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,205 Because we did it. 210 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,915 We did the big nasty. 211 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,375 "Big nasty." 212 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,085 How about "nooky"? Can we say we nookied? 213 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,870 Sure, if you prefer, or we boffed. 214 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,506 We mated. 215 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,800 We made whoopee. 216 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,417 We made love... 217 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,794 Or not. 218 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,131 Not, I think. 219 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,270 Because we're still not going out, right? 220 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,396 Right. 221 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,023 We're just... 222 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,316 Sleeping together. 223 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,984 Yeah. 224 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,737 People do that. They have sex and not go out. 225 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,071 The French do it all the time. 226 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,823 Yeah. So it's sophisticated. 227 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,815 Yeah. Cosmopolitan even. 228 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:43,910 So does that work for you? 229 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,153 Yeah. Sure. Why not? 230 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,780 Okay. 231 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,500 It says here the instructors are there all day. 232 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,127 Just tell them we wanna learn to wind surf. 233 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,588 I don't wanna learn. You do. 234 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,633 No. I just wanna do something fun together. 235 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,676 The dining room's this way. 236 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,178 Claudia, you've gotta eat. 237 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,387 Hey. 238 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,388 Hey. 239 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,057 Go with the fruit salad. 240 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,141 Hi. 241 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,591 Hi. 242 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,645 It's not as good as in Fiji, 243 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,304 but it's definitely better than in the States. 244 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,358 When were you in Fiji? 245 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,934 After Tahiti, before Ecuador. 246 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,200 I'm traveling around the world until my money runs out. 247 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:27,277 I'll probably end up stranded in Mykonos or something. 248 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,206 I've always wanted to go to Mykonos. 249 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,583 Yeah? What's stopping you? 250 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:34,326 Oh, you know, obligations. 251 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,089 Well, nobody's gonna give you the time. 252 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,664 You've just gotta take it. 253 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,209 Never thought of it that way. 254 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,628 That's probably not allowed. 255 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,598 He must be sleeping. 256 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,933 Who? 257 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,352 I don't know yet, but someone very important. 258 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,947 Staying there? 259 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,365 How do you know? 260 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,399 My father tells me. 261 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,077 Who's your father? 262 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,528 Juan Carlos Sabato Luis Sanchez. 263 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,331 This is his hotel. 264 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,949 The best hotel in all of Cabo San Lucas. 265 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,576 It's okay. 266 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,048 Please, miss, tell me... 267 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,926 why are you wearing these clothes on beach? 268 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,835 The pant and the sweating? 269 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,013 Because I don't like the sun. 270 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,890 Then is good you come to Mexico. 271 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,384 I didn't wanna come. My brother made me. 272 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,763 He's a bad man, this brother. 273 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,557 Making you come to a beautiful beach. 274 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,194 It's very sad. I start to cry. 275 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,155 Look, I'm not a beach person. 276 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,114 Okay. 277 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,949 So you no liking the beach. This is what I do. 278 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,692 I make you my partner in spying on important guest. 279 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,038 Maybe is prince falling in love with you, making you princess. 280 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,530 You have a big adventure, yes? 281 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,877 You're weird. 282 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,621 Yes, but is you who is wearing sweating on beach. 283 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,214 Here they are. 284 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,642 Wow. He wrote you a lot. 285 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,896 Your grandfather never took a trip without writing me. 286 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,648 Oh, he knew what he was doing. 287 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,600 And enunciate, please. 288 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,145 "My darling Sarah... " 289 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,116 You're a Sarah too? 290 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,359 She's my namesake. Go on. 291 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,663 "Cold snap in New York... 292 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,290 Got there just in time to hear the good news. 293 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,958 They've gotten a baby. 294 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,710 Marie's ecstatic. 295 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,203 Dylan's as proud as if she were his own. 296 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,456 - The name... " - What was that? 297 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,292 Here, Bailey, here's another. 298 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,461 - Read another one. - No. No, Gram... 299 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,766 Honey, this one's from Korea. That was such an exciting time. 300 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,975 Gram, let me see that. 301 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,592 Sarah... 302 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,136 give it back. 303 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,140 "They're naming her after the loveliest girl on the planet. 304 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,769 Yes. Another Sarah to light up the world. 305 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,855 Lucky world." 306 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,568 "As if she were his own"? 307 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,991 Gram, what does it mean? 308 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,999 I'm working! 309 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,889 I thought you were my dad. 310 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,049 No. He was just pulling out when I got here. 311 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,303 Gee, I wonder where he's going. 312 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,307 So, anyways, guess what. 313 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,476 You know my hair thing? 314 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,478 That thing that was in my hair? 315 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,564 Well, I can't find it. I thought maybe you had it. 316 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,193 Okay, new rule. 317 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,830 As of right now, 318 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,907 if either of us comes to see the other under false pretenses, 319 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,160 the excuse better be at least a teeny bit plausible. 320 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,672 Oh, you mean... 321 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,164 Hair thing? 322 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,751 You may as well have just said, 323 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,295 "I'm here to fool around." 324 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,299 I'm here to fool around. 325 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,810 What does it mean? 326 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,739 What did he mean when he wrote this? 327 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,357 Sweetheart, maybe we should discuss this in private. 328 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,660 Yeah. Look, I should... 329 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,444 No. I have no problem with Bailey hearing. 330 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,580 Sarah, I really... 331 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,332 Just stay here! 332 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,334 Is Dad not my father? 333 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,544 Did you get pregnant with someone else? 334 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,129 Was there another baby Sarah that died 335 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,714 that you named me after? 336 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,706 Am I adopted? What are we talking about here? 337 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,252 Yes. 338 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,471 Yes, what? 339 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,630 There were a lot of options. 340 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,384 Your father and I did adopt you. 341 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,898 Wow, I kind of said that one as a joke. 342 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:16,952 Sarah... 343 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,443 I'm... 344 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,540 I was adopted? 345 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,409 Sweetheart, please, let me explain, honey. 346 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,381 I really shouldn't be here. I'm gonna go. 347 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,039 Thank you, Bailey. 348 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,875 I'll talk to you later, okay? 349 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,005 Sweetheart... 350 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,731 Look, Marco's bringing him the room service. 351 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,682 He's ordering sushi. 352 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,101 So he's either from California or Japan. 353 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,688 Maybe movie star or big businessman. 354 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,691 So much for me becoming a princess. 355 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,285 Oh, it is okay. 356 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,903 If it is prince, now I no letting him marry you. 357 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,667 I thought that was the point. 358 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,743 The point is now change. 359 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,123 I should probably head back. 360 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,167 Then I walking with you? 361 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,087 Wait. Wait. Hang on. I can't even see. 362 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,464 Come on. 363 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,895 Here. It's this way. 364 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,232 You see why is reason this is best hotel in Cabo San Lucas? 365 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,683 People is falling in love here. 366 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,241 Justin, have you seen my wallet? 367 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,659 I can't seem to find it anywhere. 368 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,202 Dad, wait! 369 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,871 Justin! 370 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,279 Dad, will you, please... 371 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,124 Okay, all right. 372 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,201 You and I should talk about this. Now. 373 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,791 I'll be right back. 374 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,429 Okay, I'm trying not to get mad. 375 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,264 I'm trying to understand why I shouldn't be angry. 376 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,308 Well, I can think of a few reasons. 377 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,477 Is this what you're doing here? Are you bringing girls into your room? 378 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,270 One girl, Dad, one. 379 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,355 Justin, look at me. We're talking here. 380 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,940 No, we're not talking, 381 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,942 because you're about to lecture me about sex. 382 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,819 Well, I don't wanna hear it from you. 383 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,404 Hey, don't you start... 384 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:20,116 Especially when you're screwing around behind Mom's back! 385 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,192 What? What... 386 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,121 I don't know what you're talking about. 387 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,248 I saw you. The hard rock show? 388 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,740 I was there. 389 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,293 Her? No. 390 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,088 She's a client's daughter, for God's sakes. 391 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,789 Stop it, okay? This is disgusting! 392 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,500 It's pathetic! 393 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,632 It... 394 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,427 was nothing. It was... 395 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,264 It was stupid. 396 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,859 Oh, God. 397 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,852 Stupid thing to do. 398 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,657 It has nothing to do with your mother, 399 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,076 and it has nothing to do with our family. 400 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,744 Nothing... 401 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,737 because it didn't mean anything. 402 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,866 I promise you. 403 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,951 Okay. Okay. 404 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,411 Absolutely... Stop. 405 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,372 Nothing. 406 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,221 So I've been ranking all the pools, 407 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,214 all the swimming pools on this trip. 408 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,258 Oh, yeah? 409 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,261 So how's this one stack up? 410 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,889 I can't decide just by looking at it. 411 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,057 It's a very complicated process, 412 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,059 lots of factors. 413 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,020 Like? 414 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,531 Well, like... 415 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,449 temperature and... 416 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,317 chlorine content... 417 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,570 and the company. 418 00:19:55,527 --> 00:20:00,957 So how did you end up in the honeymoon suite, anyway? 419 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,214 Just a little misunderstanding. 420 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,883 With your fiancée? 421 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,973 Yeah. 422 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,811 Well, her loss is my gain, isn't it? 423 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,007 I'm glad you like it, buddy. 424 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,425 This is dinner for the next two weeks. 425 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,708 Yeah. 426 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,169 Come in! 427 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,215 Sarah. 428 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,841 Hey. 429 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,969 Hey. 430 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,471 How are you? Are you okay? 431 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,848 Here. Come here. Sit down. 432 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,022 What did they tell you? Did they tell you everything? 433 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,401 Yeah. They said they did. 434 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,615 I was four days old. 435 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:21,746 And it was some unwed mother. 436 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,125 What do they know about her? 437 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,129 Not much. 438 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,474 Nothing. 439 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,174 I don't know. 440 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,679 Oh, I can't go back there, Bailey. 441 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,850 Well, you don't have to. 442 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,695 You stay here as long as you want. 443 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,270 Okay? 444 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,191 She gave me a name... 445 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,488 and it was some other name than Sarah. 446 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,495 Then they changed it when they took me. 447 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,960 I don't even know my name. 448 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,450 Where the hell have you been? 449 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,534 What's it to you? 450 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:34,412 What's it...? I thought you were lying in a ditch somewhere. 451 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,237 Look, I was out having fun. 452 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,416 Isn't that why you dragged me here, to have fun? 453 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,459 Cut the crap, Claudia. 454 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,076 You cut the crap. 455 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,920 All right. That's it. You're grounded. 456 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,005 For the rest of the day, 457 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,673 you're gonna stay in this hotel room. 458 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,591 Maybe that will make you 459 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,634 start thinking about someone other than yourself. 460 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,803 Like that's something you know anything about. 461 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,472 Like you're Mr. Considerate! 462 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,348 Mr. Dump Kirsten, and then go smooching 463 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,933 the first bimbo beach bunny you meet. 464 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:56,851 What? 465 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,718 I saw you kissing that girl. 466 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,772 Stupid-looking one. 467 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,398 Hey, she is not stupid. And furthermore... 468 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,391 Oh, like I'm gonna listen to you! 469 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,601 Right. 470 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,065 Dammit. 471 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,317 How much do you give him? 472 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,612 Obviously too much. Look how fat he is. 473 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,117 - Could you...? - Sure. 474 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,997 Thurber, no! Thurber! 475 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:31,219 Well, you know what, Thurber? Help yourself. 476 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,044 Sarah! Wait. 477 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:40,301 I just wanted to talk to her. 478 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,013 Yeah, well, now probably isn't the right time. 479 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,609 Oh, Bailey. 480 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,852 There is never a right time, never. 481 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,354 You should have told her, 482 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,282 from the beginning. 483 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,774 Isn't that what you're supposed to do? 484 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,662 It's not that simple, Bailey. 485 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,831 It's not just a matter of deciding to do it. 486 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,364 We had decided. 487 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:04,001 When she was three, her father and I sat her down 488 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,378 and started explaining it to her. 489 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,921 And you know what she did? 490 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,622 She put her hands over her ears, and she started humming. 491 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,416 So we decided to wait. 492 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,844 For what? 493 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,846 For her to be older, 494 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,339 for her to be able to handle the news. 495 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,467 I don't know, 496 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,730 maybe for some sort of a sign from Lord-knows-who 497 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:28,933 saying, "Now. If you tell her right now, she won't be hurt." 498 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,646 And then on her 12th birthday, 499 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,576 we were going over her presents after the party, 500 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,861 and they were such grown-up presents. 501 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,574 Pocketbooks and jewelry and diaries and... 502 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,796 I looked at this little girl who was growing up so quickly, 503 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:54,250 and I thought, "She's ours. 504 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,295 Nobody else's." 505 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,232 So how did things end up with your dad? 506 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,578 He didn't know it was you. He didn't know who it was. 507 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,038 Oh, no, I'm not... 508 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,322 I mean, that's good, but no, I just... 509 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,501 I wanted to know that you're okay. 510 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:29,670 I am fine. 511 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,330 'Cause that seemed upsetting. 512 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:36,010 Look, my dad is a jerk. We had an argument. 513 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,335 What's so interesting? 514 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,089 I don't know. I just care, I guess. 515 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,683 Well, I thought we weren't gonna do that. 516 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,601 Well, I'm not. 517 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:48,596 I'm not caring-caring. I'm just making conversation. 518 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,736 Yeah, well, I have a big test, 519 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,563 and I just... I can't chat right now, okay? 520 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:01,192 Oh. Okay. 521 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:07,532 Well, I guess I'll just see you. 522 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,034 Okay. 523 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:26,259 I mean, maybe he didn't love Kirsten. I don't understand. 524 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:30,815 But he did. I mean, I know he did. 525 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,016 You should have seen the way he looked at her, 526 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,435 all google-eyed. 527 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,740 So how could he just turn around like that meant nothing 528 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,566 and just... 529 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,452 Just...? 530 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,737 Make the love to the other woman? 531 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,158 Yeah. 532 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,995 Hey, Claudia. 533 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,173 Sometime, 534 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:59,459 the heart do what it want without asking the head. 535 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,002 Hello? 536 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,088 Oh, hi, Mrs. Reeves. 537 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,641 Yeah, yeah she is. 538 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:48,934 - No. - But... 539 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,978 I did. I did. I did tell her that. 540 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,512 But she's still kind of... 541 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,900 Yeah, I'm afraid not. 542 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,141 Okay, bye. 543 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,282 Well, it's definitely weird 544 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,233 to talk to your mom when she's crying. 545 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,454 You know, 546 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,664 from what she's told me, I can kind of understand... 547 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:11,864 What? 548 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:15,702 She made a mistake. 549 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,163 And I don't know, Sarah, 550 00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:21,258 I don't see what making a mistake 551 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,551 has to do with loving someone. 552 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,677 She loves you. 553 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,878 - So what are you saying? - That... 554 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:30,842 I'm saying that I think maybe the next time she calls, 555 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,970 I think you should try and talk to her. 556 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:36,190 I think you should try and forgive them. 557 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,224 - They're your parents. - They're not my parents, Bailey. 558 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,361 That's the whole point! And if you can't understand that... 559 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,197 No, I do. I do understand that. I'm just saying... 560 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,815 I don't think I really need you telling me what I should do. 561 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,244 - I'm just trying to help. - Who? 562 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,704 Them or me? 'Cause you're my boyfriend, 563 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,996 and you should be on my side. 564 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,748 Maybe it isn't a matter of sides. 565 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,667 Why are you arguing with me? 566 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,325 What's wrong with agreeing? 567 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,504 What's wrong with saying, "You know what, Sarah, 568 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,673 You're right, and I'll back you up no matter what"? 569 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:01,590 I just think... 570 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,583 Well, don't, okay. 571 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,313 Oh. Justin. 572 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,639 I'm missing my hair thing. 573 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,478 Bailey and Sarah are here. 574 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,073 Well, my mom's car has a big back seat. 575 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:28,492 Oh, hey, yeah. That sounds really romantic. 576 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:29,702 And as soon as we're done, 577 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,819 you can kick me out, start it up and leave. 578 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,279 What's your problem? 579 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:34,989 My problem is... 580 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,917 My problem is that earlier today, 581 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,085 you were way too busy to talk to me, 582 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,795 and now that you're in the mood to fool around, 583 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,630 suddenly you have all the time in the world. 584 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:42,882 Correct me if I'm wrong. 585 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,967 - Wasn't that the deal? - Yeah. 586 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,385 Yeah, it was. You know what? 587 00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:48,345 It's a lousy deal. It makes me feel gross. 588 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,097 And I can't believe you're okay with this. 589 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,725 I can't believe you're happy to come over just to have sex. 590 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:56,219 As opposed to your motives last night, which were so complex. 591 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,773 If you wanted to talk last night, I would have talked. 592 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,525 Well, I didn't. And if... 593 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:03,944 not talking is suddenly not okay with you, 594 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,362 that's your fault, not mine. 595 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,864 God, Justin, of course I wanna talk. 596 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,365 - We're sleeping together. - So? 597 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,982 That doesn't have to mean anything. 598 00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:16,405 Oh, wow. Like father, like son. 599 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,923 I hate how long 600 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:26,374 it takes the water to heat up in this place. 601 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,960 What's this? 602 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:31,379 "Isla Mujeres." 603 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:36,050 Check this out. It's this tiny little island in the Gulf. 604 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:38,187 Can you believe that beach? 605 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,346 That's where I'm gonna go next. 606 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,641 If you wait until January, I can get a week and meet you. 607 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,437 I was pretty set on going alone. 608 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,901 I'm sorry. 609 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,906 This is a fling. I mean, we both know that, right, Charlie? 610 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,376 Neither one of us 611 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,743 is looking for that long-term thing. 612 00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:07,123 No. Definitely not. 613 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,637 I mean, it's no big deal or anything. 614 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:16,299 I guess I just thought things were going so well, 615 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:19,093 maybe it could be more. 616 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:22,221 I'm sorry, what was it that made you think I wanted more? 617 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,140 Nothing. It just... 618 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:29,113 In my experience, no one starts out wanting more, 619 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,407 but then they meet someone, 620 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,117 and they fall in love... 621 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,651 I'm sorry, what was it that made you think I'd fallen in love? 622 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,957 Look, Charlie, you're really fun to hang out with. 623 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,157 But... 624 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,702 you knew from the start what I was all about. 625 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,375 Hey. 626 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,420 Charlie. 627 00:31:56,497 --> 00:32:02,720 You might think that you're really into this, into me, but 628 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:07,391 you don't know me at all. 629 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,228 And I don't know you. 630 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,688 So I just kind of doubt 631 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,692 that this means as much to you as you might think. 632 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,781 I don't know. I'm not a shrink or anything. 633 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:27,787 But it just seems unlikely. 634 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,103 The floor's probably filthy. 635 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,012 Oh damn. Hang on a second. 636 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,565 What are you doing? 637 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,776 I got a... Hang on. I got a present here. 638 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,310 You didn't have to get me a present. 639 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,938 This is a good one. 640 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,486 Pick a hand. 641 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,785 I know that you feel like 642 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:10,663 you don't really know who you are right now. 643 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,873 And so I figured... 644 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,426 I figured that you might wanna know 645 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,419 that there's a place you can go 646 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,921 where you're the same person you've always been. 647 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,976 Where you're funny, you're smart, 648 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,177 you're a total spaz, 649 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,138 and you're good at poker. 650 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:32,810 You're, you're really beautiful. 651 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:38,441 And you're you. 652 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:44,447 And you're loved. 653 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:50,170 It opens the back door. Both locks. 654 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,131 The top one kind of sticks, so... 655 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:56,042 Use it any time you want to. Any time. 656 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,063 I'm not gonna sit there. 657 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,033 Okay. 658 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,993 I'm not going to sit there for a reason. 659 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,527 And it's not the reason you think it is. 660 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,248 After you went inside last night, 661 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:29,168 I was hanging around your yard, 662 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:32,087 and I started thinking 663 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:33,839 about that night that you taught me how to dance. 664 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,923 Remember that? 665 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,332 Yeah. 666 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,543 I was remembering what it was like to kiss you then. 667 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,672 And I don't think I told you this, 668 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,966 but when I left your house that night, 669 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,052 I was... 670 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:52,483 I was so dizzy that I fell down your stairs, 671 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:53,609 literally. 672 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,643 I scraped my hand and everything. 673 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,605 That's how touching you made me feel then. 674 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:05,528 And sex... It's been great, but it hasn't been like that. 675 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:07,998 So I guess 676 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,374 what I'm trying to say 677 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:10,783 is that it does matter. 678 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:14,286 Caring, being in love. It matters. 679 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,050 - So maybe... - No. 680 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,886 'Cause I can't shake the feeling 681 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,096 that it's gonna happen again, 682 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,389 that I'm gonna drop my guard, and you're gonna... 683 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,641 Justin, I wouldn't. 684 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,133 It's too hard to believe you. 685 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,978 And I don't wanna be like my dad. 686 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,939 I don't wanna just screw somebody 687 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,806 and have it not mean anything. 688 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:38,445 But... I don't think 689 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:41,313 I want it to mean something with you. 690 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:47,903 That's why I'm not gonna sit there. 691 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,829 Hey, Claud. 692 00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:02,168 Check it out. I scored some more nuts. 693 00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,921 See, in my experience, 694 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,800 when your heart's sore, the best thing to do is eat. 695 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,470 Like you'd know how I feel. 696 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,182 Believe it or not, I do. 697 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,184 No, you don't, Charlie. 698 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:24,190 I might never see Enrico again, and I miss him. 699 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,660 Already I miss him so much. 700 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:30,164 You never miss anyone. You just leave them and move on. 701 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,948 I mean, like Kirsten. 702 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,419 You said you loved her, 703 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:39,747 but then one day it just... Poof, she's gone. 704 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,334 You might never see her again. 705 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,336 But you don't care. 706 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,172 You've already got someone else. 707 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,720 Man, Claudia, when did you get so incredibly cruel? 708 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,681 You really don't think that I miss her? 709 00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,401 That's like saying 710 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,519 that you think that I don't have a heart at all. 711 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,530 That's just such an awful thing to say. 712 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,907 Well, if you missed her so much, 713 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,366 then how could you get all wrapped up 714 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,442 in that... Courtney lady? 715 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:15,324 I don't know, okay. I... 716 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:21,580 All I know is, I got to Mexico feeling like crap. 717 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,759 And then I met Courtney, 718 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,511 and I wanted to be with her 719 00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:30,047 because suddenly being with her was making that feeling go away. 720 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:34,051 Or at least I thought it was, anyway. 721 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:36,521 I was an idiot, I guess, 722 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:37,481 because it turns out 723 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:40,307 you can't make feelings go away by ignoring them. 724 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:45,688 They stick around. They come back. 725 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,696 Not miss anyone? God! 726 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,883 All the French stuff was dubbed instead of subtitled, 727 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:06,959 so I figured I'd get... 728 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,295 Sarah? 729 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,640 You were in the exact same position when I left. 730 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,841 Have you just been standing there? 731 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,302 No. I moved. 732 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,473 I put my books on the shelf. 733 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:24,778 Then I took them off. 734 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,947 Then I put them on. then I took them off. 735 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,617 What's...? Is something wrong? 736 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,109 No. 737 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:36,780 No, not wrong, really. 738 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,876 I mean, that's a good place 739 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,044 for my books, you know. 740 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,245 They definitely all fit there. 741 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,414 But? 742 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,249 But I don't know. 743 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,379 Whenever I put them there, it just kind of feels fake. 744 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,841 You know, like I'm pretending it's a home or something. 745 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:00,679 I don't think this is right. 746 00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:05,976 'Cause this is not my home. 747 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,158 I don't know what is. 748 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,526 But... this isn't it. 749 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:20,824 It's a home, yeah, but it's not mine. 750 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,661 So... 751 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,046 I'll drive you. 752 00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,882 Okay. 753 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,144 Decaf nonfat latte. 754 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:42,564 Make it a low-fat scone, a cranberry one. 755 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,056 You got it. 756 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,353 Hi. 757 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,188 Hi. 758 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,994 I'm surprised you're not at the Silent Festival 759 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,329 at the Rialto. 760 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:01,208 I just came from Mabel and Fatty's Wash Day. 761 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,827 I was gonna go see Fatty's Magic Pants at 9:30. 762 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,954 I totally forgot your order. 763 00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:09,331 Decaf nonfat latte. 764 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,514 Do you know how many people know what kind of coffee I drink? 765 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,808 One. You. 766 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:18,850 Yeah, well. 767 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:19,851 And how many people know 768 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,770 about your obsession with Fatty Arbuckle? 769 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,680 It's not an obsession. It's just a profound interest. 770 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,393 Oh, what are we doing? 771 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,355 I don't know. 772 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:35,200 It's weird, isn't it? 773 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,453 I mean, there's a lot that's bad between us, 774 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:40,455 but then there's all this other stuff 775 00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:42,374 that just makes us feel right with each other. 776 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,908 I just can't figure out how to make the two fit. 777 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:47,587 Not by sleeping together. 778 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:51,206 No. Definitely not. It just makes it worse. 779 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:59,381 Fatty's Magic Pants did kind of jump out at me. 780 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:04,511 Maybe I could go with you. 781 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,641 I totally forgot. Was that for here or to go? 782 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:12,811 To go. 783 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:18,650 Baby steps. 784 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,376 Ar-eeba? 785 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,462 No. Arriba. You gotta roll the R's. 786 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,379 - How? - R-r-r-r-r-r. 787 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:30,547 Errr... 788 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,756 Just let your tongue flap around. 789 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,966 - Err-r-r. - R-r-r-r-r-r-r. 790 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,792 - I can't do it. Errrr-errr... - Arriba! 791 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,835 Arrrr. 792 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,635 Hi, honey. 793 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,763 Hi. 794 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,185 Maybe I'll... 795 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,479 Maybe I'll go unpack. 796 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,022 Okay. 797 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:04,289 I'm sorry. I thought I'd be gone. 798 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:05,332 No, no, no, no, no. 799 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:06,907 Don't apologize. 800 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,831 Where were you? 801 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,670 We went... I... 802 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:24,049 I took Claudia, you know, to... To Mexico. 803 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,357 You went? You went, anyway? 804 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,526 She was having such a hard time dealing with all this, 805 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,893 and I had the tickets. 806 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:39,273 I figured, you know, some time together, just... 807 00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,868 Wow, Charlie. 808 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:43,787 Don't, please. I've hurt you so much. 809 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,113 Please don't be hurt about this too. 810 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,253 This is the last box. 811 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,171 Maybe I'll stick it in the car 812 00:42:53,195 --> 00:42:55,090 and come back and say bye to the kids. 813 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,675 - I'll take it out for you. - No. 814 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,009 I got it. 815 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:01,086 I wasn't planning on seeing you, anyway. 816 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,484 I gave her these. 817 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,113 After our first fight. 818 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,549 Just tell her she dropped them, okay. 819 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,333 Okay. 56687

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