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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,433 "What is a wife?" 2 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,277 On this day, 3 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:22,447 I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 4 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,794 Nice going, ace. 5 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,953 You're getting married, not retiring from baseball. 6 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,749 "Kirsten, I... " 7 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:33,916 What, sweetie? 8 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,639 You having a tough time? 9 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,548 No, not really. 10 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,059 I've got some good ideas. 11 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,010 I just want it to be... 12 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,484 This is the most beautiful thing 13 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,435 I have ever read in my entire life. 14 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,316 I asked her to take a look. You know, check the grammar. 15 00:00:59,017 --> 00:00:59,952 You think? 16 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,819 - Stop it! - You guys? 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,446 You've gotta read this. 18 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,490 Read what? 19 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,244 Wow. 20 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,164 Why aren't you marrying me? 21 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,092 If anyone 22 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,877 ever said something that romantic to me, 23 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,421 I would just faint. 24 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,509 Right on the ground. Boom. Gone. 25 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,427 What is this? 26 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,355 Absolutely not! 27 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:29,565 You'll hear it during the ceremony 28 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,182 and not a minute before. 29 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,527 Boy, Charlie, 30 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,945 she really loves you. 31 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:37,323 I mean, that part about... 32 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,481 Don't. 33 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,566 I'm going to start crying again. 34 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,614 Where's that collection of quotes? 35 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,118 - I know we had one. - It's downstairs. 36 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:52,671 Come on, you can't come up with, 37 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:53,964 like, a minute's worth of wedding vows 38 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,299 without cribbing off of somebody? 39 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,291 Would you just get me the book and be quiet? 40 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,252 Yes, sir. 41 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,930 God, what's so hard about... 42 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,713 "I love you. I wanna be with you forever"? 43 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,429 Yeah, what's so hard about it? 44 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,824 ♪ Everybody wants to live ♪ 45 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,566 ♪ Like they wanna live ♪ 46 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,829 ♪ And everybody wants to love ♪ 47 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,529 ♪ Like they wanna love ♪ 48 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:30,199 ♪ Everybody wants to be ♪ 49 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:35,204 ♪ Closer to free ♪ 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,207 ♪ Closer to free ♪ 51 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,310 Are you bringing anybody to the wedding? 52 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,845 A date? No. Are you? 53 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,233 No. Griffin never would have come, anyway. 54 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,017 He probably doesn't even own a tie. 55 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,811 Sarah's gonna look great. 56 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,492 She's gonna walk in, she's gonna look great, 57 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,952 and she's gonna be with Will. 58 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,954 It's bad enough I have to see them here every stupid day. 59 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,154 They're so... 60 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,947 In the halls, by the lockers, 61 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,407 in the cafeteria. 62 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,242 In the parking lot. 63 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,288 Justin, hi. 64 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,915 I'm late for gym. 65 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,050 Since when does that matter? 66 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,959 Hey, listen, you know what's Saturday? 67 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,721 Sophie B. Hawkins concert. 68 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,347 Remember, we bought tickets three months ago. 69 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,641 Those great seats. I thought maybe we'd... 70 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:28,799 What? 71 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,134 Go together? 72 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:32,980 What's the deal? 73 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,274 He's out of the picture, so now you're running back to me? 74 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,693 We're supposed to go together like nothing ever happened? 75 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,018 No, no, that isn't... 76 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,940 I was gonna ask you if you wanted my ticket. 77 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,401 Yeah, sure. What the hell? You have it on you? 78 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,664 - It's at home. - Okay. 79 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,533 Well, I'll pick it up later or something. 80 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,954 You're welcome. 81 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,374 You remember the best birthday party you've ever been to? 82 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,594 With, like, a, uh... I don't know, 83 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,670 like a really great clown or something? 84 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,046 A clown? 85 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,423 Got milk? 86 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,353 That's good, that's good. 87 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,437 Well, whatever. 88 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,638 That's kind of what a bachelor party's like. 89 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,848 Only, uh... 90 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,892 Only what? 91 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,112 Only eight or nine more years, 92 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:24,355 and we'll actually be able to finish this conversation. 93 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,108 No. No, of course I'm not mad. 94 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,527 Just get back to bed, and I'll check on you tomorrow. 95 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,820 I love you too. 96 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,990 Kirsten, what's the matter? 97 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,700 Charlie cancel the wedding on you? 98 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,327 That was my sister. 99 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,037 I can't... 100 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,925 She has an ear infection. 101 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,126 She can't get on a plane at least until Sunday. 102 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,336 So? She'll be here for the wedding, right? 103 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,629 But... 104 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,059 See, we were supposed to spend the night before my wedding together. 105 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,979 You know, just spend some time, bond, 106 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,105 like we did before hers. 107 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,638 It was gonna be this tradition. 108 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,974 Sorry. 109 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:03,894 Hold it. 110 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,948 Hold it, what is this? 111 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,315 The hangover brigade? 112 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,150 Well, a good scout's always prepared. 113 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:12,570 Okay, scout. Raise your right hand. 114 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,405 - Why? - Do it. 115 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,209 Now, 116 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,910 promise me, you're not gonna get him drunk. 117 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,121 You're not gonna bring porno films. 118 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,665 I don't need Charlie comparing me to that. 119 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:27,678 Oh, and you are not gonna hire some stripper 120 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:30,254 who wants to coax him into one last sleazy hurrah. 121 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,057 Oh, well, why don't we just hold it 122 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,350 at the public library? 123 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:34,768 I'm not kidding, Dudley. 124 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:38,554 Swear! On... your grandmother's life. 125 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,056 Not Nana. 126 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,694 All right, okay. I promise. I swear. 127 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,894 Thank you. 128 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:48,532 - Bailey. - Hi. 129 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:49,950 Just the person I wanted to see. 130 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,734 - What's up? - Little problem. 131 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,412 Kirsten just made me promise 132 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,706 that I wouldn't be responsible for anything too "out there" 133 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:56,874 at the party tomorrow night. 134 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,126 Aw, man. Bummer, huh? 135 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,576 Here's the interesting part... 136 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,454 She didn't say anything about you. 137 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,507 Here, I found it. 138 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,387 How much I owe you? Twenty-five? 139 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,472 You don't have to pay me. 140 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,558 I don't want you to pay me. I'm giving it to you. 141 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,644 Forget it. 142 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,280 I don't wanna owe you anything. 143 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,439 - What are you talking about? You wouldn't. -Uh-uh. 144 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,660 I'm not gonna let you buy your way out of feeling bad. 145 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,944 I'm not. 146 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:38,531 Wh-what am I supposed to do? I said I'm sorry. 147 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,044 Justin, I'm just trying to make things better between the two of us. 148 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,661 I don't want things to be better. 149 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,122 'Cause you know what I figured out these last couple of months? 150 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,207 We don't need to be friends. 151 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,251 I don't need you. 152 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,388 Fine. If that's how you're gonna be, 153 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,640 then don't let me offend you 154 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,340 by trying to do something nice for you. 155 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,175 I'll just go to the concert. 156 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,521 Hey, wait a minute, I already invited Robin Baratz! 157 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:01,804 Yeah, well, tough! 158 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,650 Guess once they schlep in the folding chairs, 159 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,850 it's official, huh? 160 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,489 So I don't know if Dud told you or not, 161 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:13,524 but I'm in charge of this bachelor party thing now. 162 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,869 And all systems are go. 163 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,195 I mean, it's gonna be wild. 164 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,614 It's gonna be... 165 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,033 Whew. 166 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,045 And if you have any special requests, 167 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,755 you know, stripper-wise, then... 168 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,038 Bay, um... 169 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,970 I mean, would you hate me if I asked you to bag this? 170 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,336 This party? 171 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,339 Bag it? How come? 172 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,102 I don't know if I'm gonna have time. 173 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,802 I mean, I gotta pick up my tux. 174 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,596 I've gotta go to the travel agent. 175 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,098 I've gotta finish writing these vows. 176 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,602 I mean, the truth is, I gotta start writing them. 177 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,729 And... 178 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,366 And you don't think that the sight of a half-naked woman 179 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,193 dancing around a hotel room wouldn't inspire you? 180 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,321 It'd inspire me. 181 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,573 Cheers. 182 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,588 All right, so what part are you stuck on here? 183 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,247 It's the... It's the "forever" thing? 184 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,335 The "death do you part" part? 185 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,724 Oh, wait a minute, I know. 186 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,392 It's the "forsaking all others" stuff. 187 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:21,310 That's what's throwing you. 188 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,551 No, it isn't. 189 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,764 Oh, wow. 190 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,027 I... I was just kidding. 191 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,069 You're really sweating this. 192 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,228 I am not. 193 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,948 You shouldn't be. You shouldn't be. 194 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,148 I mean, it's Kirsten. 195 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,993 You're not gonna do any better. 196 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,620 - She's it, Char. - I know that. 197 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,289 - Well, then what's the problem? - There is no problem. 198 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,948 I'm fine. It's fine. 199 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,075 Are you sure? 200 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,421 'Cause I can go, I can call the hotel 201 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:50,464 and I can cancel it. 202 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,632 Dud and the other guys, they'll live. 203 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,800 No, I wanna do it. 204 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,001 Really, this is gonna be great. 205 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,045 We're gonna do it. 206 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,421 The party's on. 207 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,975 Bay! Bailey! 208 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:12,653 Yeah? 209 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,894 It's for you. 210 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,564 Something about confirming a stripper. 211 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,191 Oh, that's... 212 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,953 We're getting the house repainted. 213 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,945 - But you knew that. - Mm-hmm. 214 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,572 Now I'll tell one. 215 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,491 Hello. 216 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,452 Yes, yes, it is. Right, right, right. 217 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,996 Excuse me. 218 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,873 No, I'm still here. 219 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,751 - Almost ready? - Just about. 220 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,629 She was so cute, offering to fill in for Meg tonight. 221 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,183 She booked massages for us, rented movies... 222 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,935 Oh, did you talk to the photographer? 223 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,020 - There was a message. - I asked him to come half an hour early. 224 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,179 - Did the florist ever call back? - Not yet. 225 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,233 - Make sure the machine's on. - You going out already? 226 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,975 I didn't think the party was until later? 227 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,903 Yeah, I'm going over early to work on my vows. 228 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,145 Oh, okay. 229 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,646 Have fun tonight. 230 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,701 And try to be home in time just to get a little bit of sleep. 231 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,192 - Gotcha. - Okay. 232 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,751 We're getting married tomorrow, Charlie. 233 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,285 Is that something or what? 234 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,278 Excuse me. 235 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,406 Excuse me! 236 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,908 Sorry. 237 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,258 I love this song. 238 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,301 I hate it! 239 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,345 Justin, this was our song. 240 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,440 Exactly. 241 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,598 Shh. 242 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,523 You Bailey Salinger? 243 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,608 Yeah. Yes. 244 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,496 Oh, this isn't my beer. This is my friend's. 245 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,706 - I was just holding it... - Relax, I'm Honey. 246 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,032 The entertainment for the bachelor party. 247 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,076 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 248 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,255 Bailey, everything, uh... Everything cool here? 249 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,840 Yeah, everything's cool. Everything's cool. 250 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,258 This is... Honey. 251 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,175 This is, uh... 252 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,970 This is Dudley and Neil and Leo and Greg. 253 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,054 - Hey-hey. - Hi, Honey. 254 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:26,972 Hey. 255 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,505 - Howdy. - You're the stripper? 256 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,133 I prefer "sartorially-challenged." 257 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,970 What does, uh, "sartorially" mean? 258 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,681 Naked. 259 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,892 - What floor? - Fourth. 260 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,821 - So you got the tapes? - Got 'em. 261 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,355 - You got the booze. - That's it? 262 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,825 Nobody would sell to me. 263 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,568 It's lucky I talked some guys at Sip and Shop into buying this. 264 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,653 Oh, jeez, how pathetic. 265 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,039 So, officer. 266 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,583 Are you gonna read me my rights? 267 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,909 I'm hoping you can and will hold it against me. 268 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,204 Oh, like I've never heard that one before. 269 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,585 Uh-oh. 270 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,228 What the... 271 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,678 Yes... 272 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,972 Oh, this has gotta be a joke. 273 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,976 Very funny, Dudley! 274 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,405 Dud, that you? 275 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,364 Yeah! 276 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,606 Oh, God. 277 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,783 Oh, God. 278 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,942 Yeah. 279 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,119 It's my husband. 280 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,456 I'd introduce you, but I think he's busy. 281 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,543 Aw, man, I'm... 282 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,128 I'm sorry. 283 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,141 We just got this new answering machine. 284 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,019 I... I guess he didn't know 285 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,512 that if you pick up the phone, it keeps taping. 286 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,267 Oh, it's a hell of a way to find out, don't you think? 287 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,980 Oh, I don't know what I'm doing here. 288 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,316 If I knock on that door... 289 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,364 Do you want to, um... just talk? 290 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,366 I mean, I'm just... I'm right over here. 291 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,722 Claudia, forget it. It wasn't so terrible. 292 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,725 Where's that heating pad? Is it in here? 293 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,478 I swear it said "Healing Massages" in the Yellow Pages. 294 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,031 I mean, how are you supposed to know 295 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,075 how to say, "Stop torturing me" in Romanian? 296 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:54,860 Believe me, I'm learning it before I go back there again. 297 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,873 Could you put the news on? 298 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,583 I wanna hear what the weather's gonna be like tomorrow. 299 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,118 Uh... In a minute. I-I like this song. 300 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,370 Please, God, don't let it rain. 301 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,048 Oh, I bet the pad's upstairs. 302 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,832 - Wait, wait, wait! - What? 303 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,210 - What's going on? - Shh. Listen. 304 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,013 It's a little loud. 305 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,848 We have some requests and dedications. 306 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,050 The next song goes out to Kirsten with love from Claudia. 307 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,553 - Claud! - Surprise! 308 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,097 That's so sweet. What song is... 309 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,853 It's the wrong song, you stupid jerk! 310 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,533 Well, you're not too sentimental, are you? 311 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,493 Hey, I said play something romantic. 312 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,320 Oh, I know you did. I'm sure you did. 313 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,375 But it's funny, Claud. 314 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,992 I mean, really, it is. 315 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,577 Come here. 316 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,271 Thank you very much. We're gonna take a little break. 317 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,222 We'll be back in a minute. 318 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,577 - Ow! That was my foot! - Sorry. 319 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,486 - Are you? - You know what? 320 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,748 I'm gonna go find someone else to sit with. 321 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,959 Do you have to be this mean to me all the time? 322 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,451 You know, it's not like things have been great for me, either. 323 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,629 Oh, yeah, okay. 324 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,130 Well, I would've sent you a card, 325 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,674 but Hallmark doesn't make one, 326 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,416 "So your boyfriend's in prison." 327 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,835 Justin? 328 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,295 What? 329 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,921 Isn't that your dad? 330 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,634 What's he doin' here? 331 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,388 Who's that woman? 332 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,903 - Justin, maybe it isn't what you think. - Son of a bitch. 333 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,520 Yeah, well, what did it look like to you? 334 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,564 Did it look like a business meeting? 335 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,024 'Cause that's what he told my mom. 336 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:57,951 Wait. Don't go yet. 337 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,027 No, no, no, I gotta get out of here, okay? 338 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,113 Open spaces. 339 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,574 Wide open spaces. 340 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,168 A big field. 341 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,827 Uh-huh. All right, thanks. 342 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,372 They're still working on it. They said not to go anywhere. 343 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,416 Everybody's a comedian, huh? 344 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,252 Julia is at the hottest show in San Francisco. 345 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,588 Claud and Kirsten are out getting massages. 346 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,050 Will and Sarah are probably giving each other massages. 347 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,718 Was it something I said? 348 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,854 You know, you'd probably be 349 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,429 a lot more comfortable without that jacket. 350 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,567 Yeah, right, like I wanna plummet to my death in pasties. 351 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,184 Here. You need this more than I do. 352 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,899 Don't look at me. You hired her. 353 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,661 Yeah, for the party that never was. 354 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,819 I mean, look at this! 355 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,913 We're stuck here, 356 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,958 and Charlie is sitting alone in some empty hotel room, 357 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,117 trying to find something to watch on SpectraVision, 358 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,577 bored out of his mind. 359 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,382 It's that new woman at his office. 360 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,459 Every day, he comes home and says how funny she is. 361 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,513 Or it's the girl at the dry cleaners. 362 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,506 I know she always flirts with him. 363 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,728 What is the room number next door? I'm gonna call. 364 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,729 Monica, that's not a... 365 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,055 No, I have to find out who she is! 366 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,140 What if I know her? 367 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,559 What if she's someone that I know? 368 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,521 What if she's beautiful? 369 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:22,734 I bet she probably is young and beautiful and... 370 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,321 He used to think... 371 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,408 He used to... 372 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,081 I could be attractive to a man. 373 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,585 Maybe not at this second, but... 374 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,633 Do you think someone could find me... 375 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,803 Yeah. 376 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,346 Yeah, I do. 377 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,352 I'm sorry. 378 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,938 Am I keeping you from something? 379 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,275 Nah. Just... this bachelor party. 380 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:04,953 It's supposed to be. 381 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,820 I'm surprised everybody's not here yet. 382 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,906 Is it a good friend of yours who's getting married? 383 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:17,205 Yeah. Um... We're pretty close. 384 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,999 Oh. 385 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,376 Why? 386 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,222 There's a bar in the lobby. 387 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,547 Maybe... 388 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,926 Can I buy you a drink? 389 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,399 Sure. Yeah. 390 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,891 I have time for that. 391 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,367 - Finally. - Jeez, Louise! 392 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,276 We sure took the scenic route. 393 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,955 Come on, I gotta pee like a racehorse! 394 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,114 Well, all the lights are on, but nobody's home. 395 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,294 Hey, I'm starving. Anybody else for room service? 396 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,962 It's weird he's not here. 397 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,130 Where do you think he is? 398 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,705 I don't know. Maybe he's getting some air? 399 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,457 Maybe he's out getting some. 400 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,875 Ooh, beer me. 401 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:05,513 Just let we have a large pizza, extra anchovies. Good. 402 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,755 No. 403 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,341 No way. 404 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,092 I'm trying. 405 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,970 I'm trying, but it just doesn't make any sense. 406 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,649 What is he looking for up there, 407 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,517 apart from the obvious? 408 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,770 I don't know. Man, I've never met him. 409 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,523 Oh, come on. You're a guy. Help me out. 410 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,863 Maybe he's... scared to be with one person. 411 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,294 Maybe the idea of that, for the rest of his life, 412 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,079 I mean, that's... That's big. 413 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,583 I swear I don't get that. 414 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,295 Yeah, well, I don't get needing 75 pairs of shoes. I mean... 415 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,631 Oh, yeah, right. 416 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,508 They're exactly the same. 417 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,230 What is wrong with waking up 418 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,723 next to one person who you love for the rest of your life? 419 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,320 Is it like there's some cosmic scorecard? 420 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,896 He who's racked up the most before he dies wins? 421 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,450 I don't know. 422 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,650 Oh. 423 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,860 Well... 424 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,739 How many women have you slept with? 425 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,251 Excuse me? 426 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,753 I'm sorry. Listen to me. 427 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:22,205 I mean, we've only known each other for, what, 20 minutes? 428 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,790 Thirty. 429 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,375 Minutes or women? 430 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,920 Um, both, actually, more or less. 431 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,007 Thirty. 432 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,385 Do you even remember all their names? 433 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,347 I'm not 100-percent sure I knew them all to start with. 434 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,641 Uh! 435 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,892 You asked. 436 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,102 Okay. 437 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:45,895 Okay, but... 438 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,399 But if you were to meet the right woman, 439 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,236 the perfect, right, wonderful woman, 440 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,864 you could give all that up, couldn't you? 441 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,209 I guess I'd have to. 442 00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,659 Yeah, well, 443 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,495 not according to my husband. 444 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,759 Hey, you know that friend of yours, 445 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,209 the one who's getting married? 446 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,588 What about him? 447 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,132 Tell him he better mean it. 448 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,854 Tell him, if he's gonna stand up in front of God and everyone 449 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,055 and promise to love some woman forever, 450 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,692 he better make sure 451 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,809 he's got all that other crap out of his system. 452 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,520 Tell him I said so. 453 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,620 So, what's our feature presentation for tonight, 454 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,112 Ms. Salinger? 455 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,448 It's An Affair to Remember. 456 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,667 Ah! 457 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:40,960 Excellent choice. 458 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,285 I never heard of it. 459 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,121 But at the place, they said it was good. 460 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,253 Okay. 461 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:00,720 Claudia, where did this tape come from? 462 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,057 From the video store. 463 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,063 What is that? 464 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,443 You don't wanna know. 465 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,571 I can't believe this. 466 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,158 I bet whoever got our movie is saying exactly the same thing. 467 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:24,077 I ruined everything. 468 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,923 This was supposed to be your great, special night, 469 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,499 and every stupid thing I did, it just... 470 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,762 What's the use of making plans 471 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,671 if they're all just gonna get messed up? 472 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,131 Hey, sweetie. 473 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:38,341 Sometimes the best things happen that way. 474 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,759 Yeah, right. 475 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,262 Like how I ended up here. 476 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,931 I had five interviews that day. 477 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,225 And I could've gone to any one of them, 478 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,102 except my car wouldn't start. 479 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,490 I got a job, I met all you guys, 480 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,648 and I fell in love. 481 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,038 I'm getting married tomorrow 482 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:01,990 because this was the one interview that I could walk to. 483 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:22,302 Hey. 484 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,013 What, are you following me around? 485 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:26,931 No. 486 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,894 Stupid bar up the street wouldn't let me in. 487 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,604 Good. 488 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,691 So, what are you gonna... 489 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:38,276 Um... 490 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,445 Are you gonna say something to him? 491 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,489 I don't know. 492 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:45,543 I don't... I don't want any crummy excuses 493 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,702 or lies or... 494 00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:51,956 No. 495 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,751 I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this with you. 496 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:56,836 Justin, you should talk about it. 497 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,464 - Talk to me. - About screwing around? 498 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,185 Why don't you go have that conversation with him. 499 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,843 You guys have that in common. 500 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:09,766 Can't you stop being angry for, like, five minutes? 501 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,819 I wanna help you. 502 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,062 - Give me a break, okay? - I do. 503 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,617 Look, just forget about the last few months, okay? 504 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,285 I mean, you and I, we have always been... 505 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,027 I mean, when my parents... 506 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,034 You were the first one I called. 507 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,829 I know that. 508 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,379 Listen, I'm here, and I care about you. 509 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,508 And you shouldn't have to deal with this alone. 510 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,847 Justin, who else are you gonna talk to about this? 511 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,980 Come on. 512 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,775 No. 513 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,037 I can't. 514 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,195 Uh... 515 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,072 you and me, 516 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,991 we're not friends. 517 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,201 We're not anything. 518 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,247 About six feet, 519 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,175 uh, long, dark hair, 520 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:18,209 kind of scruffy-beard thing going on. 521 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,128 With a woman, maybe. 522 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:22,338 Okay, thanks. 523 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,427 We should charge this to his room. 524 00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,095 That'd show him. 525 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,598 It's on me. 526 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,057 No. I kept you from that party. 527 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,809 I want to. 528 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,645 I don't want you thinking that all men are pigs or anything. 529 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,524 I knew I met you for a reason. 530 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,419 Hi. 531 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,839 I... I don't wanna go home yet. 532 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,508 He's probably back there by now. 533 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,136 He's probably wondering where I am. 534 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:12,805 Good. 535 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:18,019 Oh, I think I'm gonna get a room and crash. 536 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,023 I'll be Scarlett O'Hara and worry about it tomorrow. 537 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,275 I think that's a very decent plan. 538 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,491 Just now? 539 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,743 Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot. 540 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,457 So, Charlie, 541 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,501 we're friends now, right? 542 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,253 Sure. You bet. 543 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:48,341 Then, maybe you won't mind if I ask you a small favor? 544 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,179 Would you... 545 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,139 sleep with me? 546 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,517 What? 547 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,697 A, I think you're really cute. 548 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:05,951 And two, I think what I need to do right now 549 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,870 is to even the score, 550 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,737 to level the playing field. 551 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,957 I mean, isn't there that expression, 552 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,825 "turn about is foreplay"? 553 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,493 I think it's "fair play." 554 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,829 Whatever. 555 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,834 Am I signing in the right place? 556 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,166 - Going down? - No, I'm not. 557 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,293 - What time have you? - Ten after five. 558 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,294 Oh, great. 559 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,672 Oh, no. Oh, no! 560 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,205 He thinks she's not coming. 561 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,175 She got hit by a car! That's why she's not there? 562 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:06,002 How can he not hear the siren? It's her ambulance. 563 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,587 I can't take this. 564 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,674 So are you in, or are you out? 565 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,217 Call. What do you got? 566 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,938 Um, two pair. 567 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:16,981 Ha! 568 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,848 The house is full! 569 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,516 But not that full. 570 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,268 Straight flush! 571 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,319 Wait, maybe that's, uh... 572 00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,862 Oh. Still not him. 573 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:33,873 Can I talk to you for a second? 574 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,406 Excuse me. You kids go ahead. 575 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,534 I saw them. I saw them getting a room together. 576 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:42,131 I guess Charlie decided not to go so gently 577 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,424 into the good night after all. 578 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,624 What? 579 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,085 Do you think this is funny? 580 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:48,419 No. I just... 581 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,506 No, no, I don't. 582 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,549 Well, who is she? 583 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,344 Do you think it's somebody that he knew? 584 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,564 Somebody that he met down in the bar? 585 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,065 Somebody that he... That he picked up 586 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,526 in the, in the gift shop buying magazines? 587 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,153 I can't even begin to guess. 588 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,561 You know, I did this. 589 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,064 I dragged him here. 590 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,159 There was something going on with him. 591 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,036 I knew that, and he was trying to tell me, 592 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,113 but no, I have to throw him a party in a hotel 593 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,249 with women and beds. 594 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,834 I just... I walked him right into this. 595 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,127 Bailey, listen to me. 596 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,327 You didn't anything. 597 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,422 Your brother's an adult. He did this. 598 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,747 Yeah, well... 599 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,209 He expects me to stand up for him tomorrow, 600 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,472 be his best man and make some toast 601 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,339 congratulating the happy couple? 602 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,008 Well, forget it. 603 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,262 Forget it. I won't. 604 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,733 You're nervous. 605 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,279 That's sweet. 606 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,032 I am a little too. 607 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:06,122 You'll be the first one in a long time, 608 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,499 other than what's-his-name. 609 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,336 Other than Stuart. 610 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,931 Monica, no. 611 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:27,810 No, it's all right. I want to. 612 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,605 Only because... 613 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,700 you're drunk 614 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,952 and you're hurt and pissed off. 615 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,277 Oh, come on. 616 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:39,123 You don't even have to remember my name tomorrow. How's that? 617 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,825 Look, I'm sorry, but we're not... 618 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,038 Why? 619 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:51,218 I'm not good enough to be number 31 on the Charlie list? 620 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,668 Are you kidding? 621 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:55,931 A year and a half ago, me and you in a hotel, 622 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:59,133 it's all I would have been thinking about. 623 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,260 But... 624 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:02,803 But... 625 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,390 I've kind of been using you, 626 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,310 you know, to figure something out. 627 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,980 Well, I've been using you, too, so we're even. 628 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,736 I'm in love with someone. 629 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,615 Kirsten. 630 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,910 Her name's Kirsten, and... 631 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,838 I don't know why I didn't say anything. 632 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,247 I should have. 633 00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,677 And, you know, before, 634 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,712 when you asked me if I could give up other women, 635 00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:40,851 the truth of it is, 636 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:44,136 I didn't know the answer to that until just now. 637 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,100 But, it's yes. 638 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,062 No matter how beautiful and how tempting, 639 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,107 the answer is yes. 640 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,214 Did I wake you up? 641 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,426 It's okay. 642 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,304 All right. 643 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,472 Here's the deal. 644 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:32,727 This... This does not mean that we're friends, okay? 645 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,271 I mean, uh... 646 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:37,940 tomorrow we're... 647 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,400 We're still... 648 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:47,992 I need you right now. 649 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:54,832 Okay? 650 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,551 So I was going to tell her, 651 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,970 my mother, uh... 652 00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:12,016 I got home, and she was up. 653 00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:16,312 She's... She's sewing. 654 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:23,194 I mean, it's something that she just does late at night. 655 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,613 Who knows why, but, uh... 656 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,502 And his car's there, in the driveway. 657 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:31,962 He's, uh, he's home already. 658 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,830 He's home. He's, uh, asleep. 659 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:41,847 I mean, he goes out with this, this whore, 660 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,340 and then he comes home, and he sleeps in their bed. 661 00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,012 I gotta tell her. 662 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,723 I don't... 663 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,060 I don't think you should. 664 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,230 Her husband is, is cheating on her. 665 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:00,949 This is something... 666 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,284 She needs to know this! 667 00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,484 Yeah. 668 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,197 But maybe what's gonna happen is, 669 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,409 your dad's gonna realize who he's supposed to be with. 670 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:15,037 That it was dumb to go out looking for someone 671 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,258 different, or better, or more exciting, 672 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,376 or whatever he thinks. 673 00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:23,754 Maybe he's gonna figure that out. 674 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,633 That he was with the right person all along 675 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,552 to begin with. 676 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:34,691 And that trying to be with someone else 677 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:37,393 was just a big mistake. 678 00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:43,607 Is that... 679 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,235 what happened with you? 680 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,197 With us? 681 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,081 I don't know. 682 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,784 Looks like I missed a pretty good party. 683 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:37,786 Yeah. 684 00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,788 There were some real highlights. 685 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,707 Let's see, uh... 686 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,086 We got stuck in the elevator for who knows how long. 687 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,057 The stripper never actually took her clothes off. 688 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,466 I brought the wrong videos. 689 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,644 And, and, oh! 690 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,645 Oh, yeah! 691 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:56,481 I saw you go into a hotel room with a woman, 692 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:58,233 who, what do you know, 693 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,309 isn't the one you're marrying in ten hours. 694 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,312 - You saw us? - Yeah. 695 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,440 When you didn't show up, I went looking for you. 696 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,280 The woman, um, Monica, 697 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,992 caught her husband cheating on her 698 00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,119 in there, next door. 699 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:23,666 And, uh, I found her in the hallway falling apart, 700 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,795 and you guys were God knows where, 701 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:30,673 and she asked me to keep her company. 702 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,769 So we went, and we had a drink, and we talked. 703 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:34,969 Right. 704 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,222 Come on, Charlie. I'm not an idiot, okay? 705 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,140 I saw how you were yesterday. 706 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:42,110 I saw you freaking out about your vows, 707 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,112 all that "forsaking all others" stuff. 708 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,031 You went to a room with her. You didn't just talk. 709 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,690 We just talked. 710 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,651 And yeah, something could've happened pretty easily. 711 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,038 I mean, she wanted something to happen, 712 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,948 but I didn't. 713 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,453 I have Kirsten, and I don't want anyone else. 714 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,748 End of story. 715 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,933 You finish writing your vows? 716 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,604 I can't come up with anything. 717 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,023 Well, you just did. 718 00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:32,735 Really. What you just said. 719 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,112 That pretty much covers it. 720 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:38,824 Okay. 721 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,160 Thanks. 722 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,461 Look at you. You're this... 723 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,379 This grownup. 724 00:38:53,539 --> 00:38:54,882 This man. 725 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,968 This married man. 726 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,265 I wish they were here to see you like this. 727 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:07,436 Or maybe they know. 728 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,648 I hope they know. 729 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,072 Claud? 730 00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:29,333 Wow! 731 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,878 I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd do a little dress rehearsal. 732 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,259 What do you think? 733 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,310 Wow. 734 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,437 Kirsten... 735 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,491 There's this piece I play. 736 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,734 It's the andante from Mendelssohn's Fourth. 737 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,320 It's the prettiest music I know. 738 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:02,366 That's what you look like. 739 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:19,309 Charlie. 740 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,592 Oh, hey, George. 741 00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,063 I didn't mean to scare you. 742 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,139 I just wasn't expecting you, that's all. 743 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,566 Yeah. 744 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,194 Just needed to be some place quiet for a while, 745 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,477 clear my head. 746 00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:33,897 Waxing the floor? 747 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:36,150 Uh-huh. 748 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:38,527 Shiny. 749 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,488 Thank you. 750 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,490 You wanna take a little break? 751 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,368 Have a cup of coffee, sit awhile? 752 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,288 Come on over. 753 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,583 You're the boss. 754 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:54,835 Yeah. 755 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,838 I'm the boss. 756 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,635 I'm the boss and... 757 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,265 kind of the dad. 758 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,977 Couple hours from now, I'm gonna be the husband. 759 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:16,648 If I had a clue how to be even one of those, I'd be happy. 760 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,779 There was this woman tonight. 761 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:24,156 Last night, whenever it was, 762 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,743 and she wanted me to go to bed with her. 763 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,956 And she was pretty and needy. 764 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,793 Always a good combination, right, George? 765 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,422 It felt like this test, you know? 766 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:44,301 The snake offering the apple, that kind of thing. 767 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,970 And I said no. 768 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,140 So if it was a test, I passed it. 769 00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:53,227 Which means that I ought to be feeling pretty good about now. 770 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:57,147 So, just let me ask you a question. 771 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,443 How come I still feel like I wanna run away some place? 772 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:04,655 How come I-I feel like I can't breathe? 773 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,710 How come it feels like somebody's got their fist around my lungs, 774 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:09,952 and they're just... 775 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:15,457 I don't know. 776 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,128 Yeah. 777 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,506 I don't know, either. 778 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,260 I don't know, either. 779 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,651 You got a quarter? Nickel? 780 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,851 Anything? 781 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,234 Thanks. 782 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,579 Okay, this is it. 783 00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:46,405 Heads, I, I get married. 784 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:48,866 Tails... 785 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,243 Tails, I... 786 00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:00,419 Huh. How about that? 787 00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,092 Best two out of three. 53705

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