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Oh, I'll see you guys later.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You realize this school
has a Litter Society?

Mm, for or against?

Gum?

Mm.

- This is your last piece.
- It's okay.

It says that they
meet on Mondays.

Heal the Bay, is
Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I might be able to swing
them both, unless...

You think those are too similar?

You're actually joining these?

I mean, don't take this
the wrong way, but you?

I gotta get more stuff
on my transcript,

you know, activities, awards.

Maybe I could save a life.

You know? Um...

I don't know, uh... uh...

Uh, Heimlich someone in the
cafeteria or something.

That would impress
colleges, don't you think?

Yeah, well, if you're gonna ask me to
choke on a chicken bone during lunch,

that's where I draw the line.

Some friend you are.

Class elections are coming
up, and you could run.

Ah, that's a little geeky.

Well, not on a transcript.

And you'd win. I mean,
you'd definitely win.

Who wouldn't vote for you?

So, what, you mean,

like president?

Mm, Brian Cohen wins
that every year.

How about vice president?

Vice president?

I can do that.

And, and when you
think about it,

what are the odds of the senior
class president dying in office?

- Although with my luck...
- God, Bailey.

You sure about this
chicken bone thing?

- Definitely.
- Okay.

- I'll see you.
- Bye.

All right, you guys,
meet me at my locker.

Griffin.

Hey, how's it goin'?

All right. You?

Um,

Listen, about what
happened with us,

it was nice and everything.

I mean, I didn't not like
it, but there's Justin,

and I love Justin.

A lot.

Um, and you and I could be
friends, like we've been.

I mean, I still want us to,

just nothing else.

I mean, we can't
be anything more.

Okay?

I hear you.

Good.

Good. Okay.

Um, so I should go to French.

Yeah, right.

So I'll see you sometime.

- Hey.
- Yeah?

♪ Everybody wants to live ♪

♪ Like they wanna live ♪

♪ And everybody wants to love ♪

♪ Like they wanna love ♪

♪ Everybody wants to be ♪

♪ Closer to free ♪

♪ Closer to free ♪

There's Monica and
Phil, Greg and Carol,

and Robin and Steve are a yes,

so that makes pretty much
the whole Berkeley gang.

It'll be cool to see everybody.

You know, they still
can't believe

that bachelor No. 1,
Charlie Salinger,

is actually getting married.

Well, I believe it.

I can't wait.

Mm. I'm speaking to
Joe about food later.

Any special requests?

I love this guy.

He's throwing you and
Kirsten an engagement party

at our house, catered
by our restaurant.

What kind of best
friend are you, anyway?

Just for that, missy,

see if you get a party out of me

when you and Justin get hitched.

I'm outta here. Walking? Riding?

That woman! She's... I...

Oh, God! I just wanted to...

Kirsten, what are
you doing here?

Your flight isn't supposed to
arrive for another six hours.

One hell of an
efficient airline.

I mean, from the second
I got off the plane,

not, "Hello, nice to see you."

No! No, no, no.

It was, "You can't have
gladiolus in your bouquet."

Why? Is that against the law?

And, "Darling,

not a jazz ensemble."

Uh, I mean, what a
moron I must be.

But I said, "Fine.
It's your nickel."

Then we're at the
bridal boutique,

and every dress I try on,

she doesn't like the train,

or it's too low-cut.

I think "slutty" was the actual
word she used for one of them.

Then I put this gown on.
It's perfect.

I love it. The
saleslady loves it.

My mother looks me up
and down, and she says,

"It's nice, dear,

if you want to look
like a poodle."

- Oh.
- Ouch.

Woof.

That was it. I got dressed.

I got in a cab, and I
went straight to O'Hare.

Will you call and ask them
to UPS my suitcase back?

- My God, Kirsten, I...
- I don't want her input.

I don't want her opinion.

And they can keep their money.

It's you and me now, Charlie.

We are doing this ourselves.

It's just like sometimes...

I don't know what it is,

but do you ever
feel, like, alone?

Yeah, I do.

And I guess that means
we're not alone, right?

That's good, Paul. Now
try drawing Gail out

about what specifically
is bothering her.

Okay, so we're on the
roof of this car,

and we're drinking tea.

And then all of a sudden,
the cable snaps,

and this thing starts careening
down Lombard Street.

And everybody's screaming,
except for you.

You keep saying,

"I know you won't let
anything happen to me."

And then the alarm
went off, I guess.

Justin, come on. We need
to practice doing this.

He's listening.

Fine. And, uh,
here's my problem,

Oh, anonymous hotline woman.

I, uh, don't know what time

to pick up my
girlfriend tonight.

- Can you help me with that?
- Tonight?

Oh, um...

Wait. I can't.

All right, you guys.

You seem to be getting pretty
comfortable with this.

Why not?

Um, what's her name, Lynn,

you know, the new salad
chopper or whatever she does,

she asked me to fill in for her.

It's people you know too. It's the
guy sitting next to you in English,

the girl behind you in Math.

They got problems.

She's got stomach flu.

And it pretty much comes
down to two words,

trust and truth.

You gotta get that
caller to trust you.

But you're not gonna
do anybody any good

if you're not telling the truth.

Invitations, church,
banquet hall, clothing,

caterer, bands,
flowers, photographer.

Whoa.

You guys better tell
people cash gifts only.

- I think that's tacky.
- Yeah?

Well, can you afford
$450 for flowers?

You know, Kirsten,
I was thinking...

Four-fifty for flowers?

They're just gonna die.

...maybe you'd want to get married
in our Mom's wedding dress.

Mm, uh, well, I'm
sure it's lovely.

- But I have a specific idea...
- Wait. I'll show you.

Why don't you find somebody getting
married the day before you,

and buy their flowers from them?

It's not like anybody's gonna
know the difference, right?

Bay, that is either the stupidest
thing I've ever heard,

or you're really
on to something.

- Huh?
- What?

- You don't think that's...
- Here it is.

Our grandmother got
married in it, and Mom,

and Claud and I are gonna
get married in it.

Kind of a family tradition.

Well, it's your
family tradition.

Well, aren't you
joining our family?

Well, yeah, I...

Not to mention the nine
to $1200 it would save.

Wow!

Kirsten, I've taken the liberty

of highlighting some
China patterns.

Or we can register
tomorrow, if you want.

I think we're more the
paper-plate type.

And besides, the breakfront
in the dining room

is full of dishes, cups,
beautiful things.

Yes, beautiful.

But, uh, does the word
"dibs" mean anything to you?

I really wish you'd
think about the dress.

Uh, I'm thinking ix-nay
and filet mignon.

Mm.

Look, Macy's, 3:30.

Be there.

Ooh.

- Hey.
- Oh, good evening, sir.

I'm collecting money to
help subsidize nose jobs

for some of the underprivileged
girls in our senior class.

These are people's names?

They're very nice names. Some
of them I even recognize.

It's the signatures, you
need to be a candidate

for vice president.

Wait a second, you
didn't really...

Bailey, look, it took, like,
ten minutes to get these.

I mean, people love you.

That was a dumb idea.
It was a dumb idea.

I'd never even win.

What do you wanna bet you would?

- You wanna bet money?
- You're nuts.

How about dinner and a movie?

Dinner and a movie
says that you'll win.

I don't even know anything

about this
student-government stuff.

So then I'll help you.

I will. I'll manage
your campaign.

I'll be the woman
behind the man.

Come on. We'll do it together.

Okay, I'm in.

Great, you know,
there is tons to do.

I mean, we have to come
up with a platform,

write a speech, make posters.

Well, you better get moving.

Ha ha. Look, I'm free now.
Are you free?

Uh, you know what? No.

Tonight is a really bad night.
I got a ton of homework to do.

- I better be going, then.
- Okay.

So, we'll start tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Okay.

It's a date.

Define "date".

Eight Hundred
Sixty-Three, 864, 865...

What are you doin'?

I'm counting to a thousand.

Ten didn't work.

A hundred didn't work.

What are you so steamed about?

Them.

Them who?

Them who do you think?

They're as bad as
my mother or worse.

Because they had some
ideas about the wedding?

Oh! Oh!

You didn't hear Bailey's latest.

He suggested we charge
people for parking.

Charge them!

I swear we're gonna have the
only reception in history

with a $5 cover at the door!

Kirsten, they're involved

because they're happy
we're getting married.

Isn't that better than if they
didn't want anything to do with it?

No.

Listen to me.

I'm marrying you, not them.

This is our wedding, not theirs.

And I have to tell you, my mother
used up my very last nerve.

I got her off my case, Charlie.

Now it's your turn.

Kirsten, I think you left your
perspective in Chicago or something.

You are definitely
overreacting here.

Fine. You think that?

You're on the record.

But you tell them,

I am not planning our
wedding by committee.

I mean it.

Here you are.

Thanks.

♪ A world unfold ♪

♪ Of possibility ♪

Hi.

Hey.

I would've ordered for you, but
I wasn't sure that you'd show.

Yeah, neither was I.

So, what do you want?

Oh! Uh, I'm fine.

It's kind of noisy tonight.

Kind of stuffy too.

It's nice outside,
lots of stars.

♪ ...through these
Lonely years ♪

♪ And I'll keep you close ♪

♪ Just so I can see ♪

♪ A world unfold ♪

♪ Of possibility ♪

What are you doing?

You know, some of these
China patterns aren't bad.

You wanna see?

Sure.

It's three in the morning,
what else do I have to do?

You were right, Charlie.

I guess I was still having
leftover mother anxiety,

so when the kids
started jumping in,

well, as we say in
the psych world,

it was kind of a
conditioned response.

But I know it's different.

And I know they mean well.

I told you.

And anyhow, you and I have
final say about the wedding,

so what harm could it do

to let them feel like
it's theirs too?

None at all.

I hate those, by the way.

Yeah, me too.

How come all this
ritual matters so much?

I don't know. It
does, doesn't it?

Maybe it's an
excuse to show off.

You get to say to
everybody, you know,

"Look who I got.
Look who loves me."

And then 'cause you
feel sorry for them

for not being as lucky as you,

you feed them an
expensive prime rib.

That must be it.

Hi. Were we gonna walk to
school together or something?

Uh-uh. No.

I figured, since I
missed you last night...

Oh, I missed you too.

Hey. Where would you be if
you were a physics book?

No, no. I, uh...

I mean, I, uh,

came by to see you at the
restaurant and you weren't there.

Oh.

Oh, well, what happened is
Lynn ended up feeling better,

and she didn't wanna
miss her shift

'cause she's got
that little girl,

so she showed up after all.

You said you had a report.

Yeah. Yeah.

I got little antsy
after the 42nd year

of the Hundred Year War.

Found it.

So, tonight?

I mean, are you, uh,
busy or anything?

Well, aren't you doing
something with your Dad?

No. I bagged it.

I mean, I like him and all,

but he's just not
as cute as you are.

Well, I have to have
dinner with everybody.

Oh.

Well, I'll pick you
up at the restaurant.

No, I got a couple of
errands, you know,

and it's kind of
out of your way,

but I can meet you wherever.

All right.

We could go hear some music.
Or you know what?

They're gonna blow up this
building down at the wharf.

Be kind of cool to watch that.

One big blast and it's all gone.

I've got two words
for you, Kirsten.

Cash bar.

That never would
have occurred to me.

See? Just keep asking. I
got a million of them.

Hey, you know what
would be great?

I'm glad you're wearing Mom's dress.
You know, keep up the tradition.

It's probably not too yellow...

- Mm-mm.
- Terrific.

There is that
weird-shaped stain on it,

but I'm sure laundry techniques are
so much more advanced these days.

You know what'd be great?

What? What would
be great, Claud?

Why don't they have
their wedding here?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that is brilliant!

- Uh, I don't...
- No, no.

Listen! It would be
practically free.

Yeah! That's true.

No. No.

I can help decorate.

I can make those tulips with
crepe paper and straws.

They're very lifelike.

And you've got the
stereo for music.

No. No.

Oh, and an entire
choice of the menu.

And the party could go till,
like, four in the morning,

and wouldn't cost any extra.

Plus, there's ample parking.

Charlie!

Oh, man, he's gonna
go wild for this.

Wait, wait. Let me tell him.

- Good idea, huh?
- Mmm!

So, it's my
Fourteenth birthday,

and Will gives me this shirt.

The ugliest thing
you've ever seen.

Had to be on sale for,
like, 90 percent off.

So for his next birthday,

I wrapped it up, and I
gave it back to him.

And then it became this joke

where every year, we'd
give each other the shirt.

Only now there's this challenge

.where we have to think of ways to
surprise the other person with it,

Like how?

Well, like last year,
I put it on Thurber

and I let him into Will's
room while he was sleeping.

So, uh... so, when's
your birthday?

I'm not telling you now.

Chicken.

Uh-oh.

Shh.

Oh, God. It's late.

You know what? We should
really do the speech.

- Right.
- Okay.

Okay.

What do we have so far?

"Fellow classmates..."

Okay, um, wait. Try something.

Say the first thing that
comes into your head.

Okay, I have excellent...

Posture.

Oh, that'll sell you.

Would breath be better?

Okay, I'm running for office...

Under incredible duress.

If elected...

I will demand a recount.

Oh, okay. That's gonna
be your speech, Bailey.

I'm writing it down.

No, you're not.

- Yes, I am.
- You are not.

Give me that.

Give it back.

I never realized you
were such a nerd.

I'm not.

Yes, you are.

You are. You get this
look on your face,

and your eyebrows get all furrowed
like it's so important to you.

So?

So it's cute.

Yeah?

Yeah.

So, you know what I'm thinking?

No.

How about

you just write it for me?

Hey.

Hi.

Griffin, I, um... I
can't stay this time.

It's an awful long
way to tell me that.

I have to see Justin tonight.

I mean, I want to.

So just...

Well, I'm going to.

Okay.

Okay.

Why is that okay?

What?

Well, I mean, why is that
not a problem for you?

Because he's your boyfriend.

It doesn't bother you
that I saw you last night

and tonight I'm gonna see him?

I mean, I don't even
know why I'm doing this.

I'm lying all the time,
and I can't sleep.

And you know, if Justin
found out about this,

his head would fly off.

Better not tell him, then.

Do you, like, want me to stay?

I mean, is there any part of you

that wants to say,
"Please don't go"?

You know, "I don't
want you to see him."

Look, I've got this rule.

I don't tell anybody what to do,

and nobody tells me.

And it works.

God, Griffin,

you could at least

care.

Kirsten, where's my... Man!

I can't look, or we'll
have bad luck, right?

Oh, I think we're way past that.

It's not a perfect fit, huh?

They can take that
hem out, right?

If you say another
word about this dress,

I'm gonna have to kill you.

Can I do something for you?

When I was little,

I would take one of
my Dad's white shirts

and put it on my
head like a veil.

I would make believe our
driveway was the aisle.

I would pick flowers
for my bouquet.

I've dreamt about my
wedding day for years,

except it wasn't like this.

I didn't look like the
Land of the Giants.

My parents still talked to me.

And for the reception, we
were in a ballroom, Charlie,

a ballroom!

Not in a Naugahyde booth!

- Kirsten...
- Don't touch me!

Okay, all right, obviously
this matters to you,

so we will figure out another
way to do the wedding.

No, no, no! These are signs.

Signs? What are you
talking about?

God is trying to
tell us something.

- God?
- Or somebody.

Look. I'm getting a twitch
in my eye, right there.

So you're a little anxious.

"A little anxious"?

A little anxious?

I'm gonna need a straitjacket!

Hey, why don't I
wear one of those!

It's white! It's classic!

- Kirsten... - And it would have
to fit me better than this!

You know, this is
not a bad speech.

I mean, at 2 a.m.,
anything sounds good,

but I reread it just now.

- Do I have to memorize it?
- Oh, it's not too long.

Oh, and this is what I did.
I put myself in your head

you know so it would sound
like you, funny, smart,

a little self-effacing but
in a good way, you know.

And, in the end,
somebody that you'd want

to play an important
part in your life.

Who are you talking about?

Oh, your brother.

Oh. Which one?

Do you wanna read it?

I'll read it later.

Thanks. Do you have any gum?

Sure.

Cool. Thanks. See you, guys.

You wrote that speech for him?

Well, we both worked on it.

You know, Sarah, this
election is so not his thing.

I mean, he doesn't
even talk about it.

Why are you even bothering?

Uh, because.

Don't ask me that, okay?

Do you know what
a poker face is?

- Yeah.
- You don't have one.

Yeah, but it's just that

when I'm with him, you know?

Oh, God. I shouldn't be
talking to you about this.

Uh, please, don't say
anything to him.

You know, the thing is, Sarah,

if he's not paying any attention

or saying things like,
"Let's be together"

or, "Please don't
see anyone else,"

and you stick around for that,

then it's kind of your
problem that you feel bad.

Trust me.

But you'll find the right guy.

I mean, he's out there.

The one who tells you that
he has dreams about you.

That's who you wanna be with.

This is funny.

The show at Atlas tonight.
Who's it from?

The right guy.

When we get a divorce,
you get this.

I, uh... Uh-oh.

I'm feeling a bit of a chill.

Kids, kids, kids,

tell Uncle Dudley
what the problem is.

Let's share a little.

Ask her.

Something to do with God and
the cost of ice sculptures.

Be quiet.

Do you guys know
that statistically

73 percent of all couples
end up hating each other

during the course of
planning a wedding?

- You made that up.
- Yes, I did.

But I'm probably not far off.

Pledging undying love for all
eternity is stressful enough,

but then you got the
whole ceremony deal.

You got music. You got food.

You're practically producing
dinner theater on top of it.

Am I right?

No wonder you're
both a little nuts.

Believe me, this will pass.

I tell you, though,
for my money,

the best way to do one of these
things is a quickie in Reno.

No muss, no fuss, no bother.

Bing, bang, boom.

You're in. You're out.
You're married.

That's just me.

You're so adorable.

No kidding.

Any particular reason why?

Come on, you know.

No. I don't.

But what the hell, as
long as you think so.

Justin, I found...

Okay, troops, big night tonight.

A bunch of you are gonna get
a run at the real thing.

I need volunteers for
the seven to ten slot.

Wow! Would you look
at that show of hand.

- Justin.
- What?

We can't.

- Why not?
- Come on!

Oh, come on, don't be nervous.

We're ready for this.
You'll be great.

Paul. Justin.

Yeah, and Julia too.

Julia?

Yes?

Yeah.

Heads up.

Yeah. All right.

Whoa. I'm impressed.

Yeah, I used to play at sleep-away
camp before I got short.

So did you read the speech?

Ah!

I left it in my locker.
I'm sorry.

I'd love to have a
pair of sneakers

named after me someday,

Air Baileys.

Oh, it's good to have a goal.

I've started noticing that
some of the other candidates

are putting those posters
up in the halls.

Mm, I saw that too.

Maybe you should do some.

Three-pointer!

Yes!

What?

You don't give a damn
about this, do you?

Yes, I do. I give a
couple of damns.

Two or three damns, at least.

You're hilarious, has
anyone ever told you that?

Look, Sarah, it's
not like I was ever

rah-rah jumping up and down
about being vice president.

I mean, you did kind of push.

Well, then, you know,

of course I should make
the posters by myself.

I suppose I ought to give
the speech for you, too,

since you can't even
bother to read it!

Do you have any homework that
you need done while I am at it?

Wait a second. Wait a second.
That's not fair.

No! You're right!

You know, you are
absolutely right.

Someone's following
you around like a...

like a stupid puppy,

what else are you supposed
to do but yell, "Go fetch"?

- Sarah...
- No!

It's my fault.

Okay? It's me.

So you can do the campaign
yourself or don't do it, whatever.

But I quit. I'm done.

No, no, no, no. Don't
be embarrassed.

That's why I'm here, you know?

To, uh, to listen to you.

Yeah.

So, why don't you tell
me what's goin' on?

It's...

It's my boyfriend.

I mean, I love him.

He's great.

But something got messed up.

All of a sudden, we're
so not connecting.

I don't even know where
he is half the time.

And if we have plans,
he'll show up late.

Sometimes he doesn't
even bother to.

And when I ask him about it,

there's always some wild story.

And he kisses different.

And I know this sounds funny,

but he even smells different.

I don't know if it's
some place or someone.

I asked him, but he told
me I was making it up.

I really think he's
cheating on me.

I think you might be right.

One minute, everything's fine,

and, you know, we're
shooting baskets and stuff.

Then the next minute,
she's talking about...

I don't know, dogs or something,
and flipping out at me.

And I didn't do anything.

I mean, what did I do? Do
you think I did something?

Women are complicated.

That's part of our charm.

- Julia.
- Where have you been?

Doesn't matter.

That what I should tell
Justin next time he calls?

You smell like smoke.

Justin called?

- What's going on?
- Forget it.

- Not good, Jule.
- You forget it too.

Hey, one day, I'm gonna
crack your little code,

and then you'll both be sorry.

- I'm going to bed.
- No, no. Wait.

Okay, look, we need your opinion

about what to get
Kirsten and Charlie,

you know, as a wedding present.

Bailey thinks we should
get them a gravy boat.

Wow. Could you pick
something less personal?

A nice one.

Hey, I know.

Why don't we get it videotaped?

The wedding, as our
present to 'em?

Like Owen, I mean, he's not even
gonna remember any of this.

Then at least this way, I
know it's not the same thing,

but, hey, it's pretty close.

And Charlie and Kirsten,

how else will they actually
get to see the ceremony?

That's a good point.

Yeah. That's nice, Claud.

Yeah, it's...

something they'll have forever.

We all will.

They're gonna be so mad at us.

You said it yourself.
This isn't about them.

It's about you and me.

But it seems so criminal,
sneaking out this way.

I think it's sexy.

Anyway, we're gonna be back
in time for Dud's party.

I don't know.

Kirsten, I would marry you

in the window at Macy's. I
would marry you on a bus,

whatever it takes so
that we are together

and you do not have one more
second of aggravation over this.

So let's get going, Mrs.
Salinger-to-be.

Bennett-Salinger?

We'll negotiate.

Okay.

Come on. We don't wanna
miss our flight.

This is a joke.

Right?

We found it on the
fridge this morning.

I guess none of us
heard them leave.

What was their big hurry? Huh?

I mean, it's not like she wouldn't sleep
with him until they were married.

To hell with you, Charlie.

To hell with both of you.

How could they do this to us?

It's like they couldn't even
bother to stop to think

that maybe this matters to us.

This is...

I mean, it's not like,

"Hey, we're going grocery shopping.
Wanna come with us?"

This is our brother's wedding.

And you'd think at least,
at the very least,

they would be honest with us.

See if I ever talk
to them again.

Claud?

Forget it. I'm not.

I wanted to be there.

I wanted to watch them say
all that mushy stuff.

And I wanted to play
the wedding march

and for us to throw rice,

and maybe you'd
catch the bouquet.

I wanted to watch them dance.

I wanted to dance.

It's always sad stuff.

We're always together
for the sad stuff.

Just once...

why couldn't we be together
for something happy?

Look, I admit it. You're right.

I mean, I know I should
have called you,

but I just kind of panicked.

Justin, really.

I kept thinking, "What if
I say the wrong thing?

Or I make the person
calling feel even worse?"

And I knew you'd be upset,

and I knew Mr. Peck
would be upset.

But I just couldn't do it,

and I felt too stupid to tell you.
Okay?

Do you remember when
we were, like, eight,

and our families took this
vacation together to San Diego?

Sure. Of course I do.

I remember we were in
this park by the zoo.

Oh, my God.

I completely forgot
that was the trip.

We were gonna go on the seesaw,

and you decided that
you wanted to be funny

and jump on it real fast.

And the thing flew up
and hit me in the chin.

Seven stitches right there.

Probably never be able
to grow a decent beard.

You remember how
freaked out you were?

Yeah, I cried more than you.

Kept saying that I couldn't
trust you anymore,

that, now that you did this,
and you swore that I could,

that you'd never do
anything like that again.

Yeah.

I was just thinking about that.

Sarah, it's me again.
Are you there?

Okay, you're not.

You know, sometimes
I can be so dense.

I should've realized
what was going on.

So here's what I did.

I talked to Will, and he's
gonna take over the campaign.

And you can still be involved,

you know, if you still wanna be.

But he's gonna do all
the ground work.

So that should fix
everything with us, right?

And feel free to call me a jerk
next time we see each other.

Bye.

Okay, make yourself useful.
Here you go.

Come on, Dud.

We could still call everyone
if we split the list.

No way, Bailey.

Like I said before,
the show must go on.

The kegs I bought
are nonrefundable.

So, believe me, there's
gonna be a party.

How's Claud?

She's been playing that same
piece over and over again

for the past two hours.

Don't' worry. The peanut
will get over it.

- Oh, by the way, Jules?
- Mmm?

Some guy called for
you named Geffen.

- Griffin?
- Griffin. Right.

I told him you were out,

but I said there's gonna be a party
here today so come on right over.

No, you didn't.

Dudley, tell me you didn't.

Sorry, doll.

Oh, God.

So what? So Griffin's coming.
What's the big deal?

Oh. Oh, forget it. Nothing.
You're right.

Wait a second. That's who you've
been sneaking around with?

With Griffin? You're
kidding, right?

You know, Bailey, this is
so none of your business.

I don't get you.
What about Justin?

Huh? He's like...

He's great. And that
is how you treat him?

- That is so...
- Excuse me!

You're one to talk. The
way you treat Sarah.

- Sarah?
- You totally use her.

No, I don't. I do not.

And besides, we're not
talking about me.

We're talking about you.

No, we aren't.

Eleven, please.

All right, step right up.

They look nervous.

Dearly beloved...

We could go back to that one
down the street with the Elvis.

I don't think so.

This is gonna make one hell
of a story to tell Owen.

Definitely.

You didn't bring a
camera, did you?

Didn't you?

Maybe they have one here.

Probably costs extra.

No. They throw that in.

No charge.

Oh, good.

Thanks.

Number 12.

Don't think of it as an
engagement party, exactly.

It's more of a very
casual wedding reception.

Right. Where none of us was
invited to the ceremony.

- Griffin.
- Hey, nice spread.

Uh, listen, you've gotta leave.

I'm not kidding.
Justin's coming.

I'm gonna grab a beer.
You want something?

Look, I'm telling you, you can't
be here when he gets here.

Oh.

Ah.

I'm staying.

Why are you doing this?

Maybe there'd be
some dancing later.

Hey, Claud. Party's out back.

I'm boycotting.

Okay.

Hey, good. You're here.

Add that to the pile
and come on outside.

There's, uh... There's no guests
of honor, unfortunately,

but got plenty of food.

I'm, um...

I'm not gonna stay.

Why not?

Why not? You're not
still pissed off at me.

You got the message
I left, right?

Yeah.

Well, so then everything's
cool between us.

Will's gonna take over, you
don't have to do anymore...

God, would you stop talking
about the stupid election?

Why? What is going on with you?

Did you really think that I was doing all
of this because I'm so civic-minded?

Or because I really care who
governs the student body?

Or that it matters to me
whether it's me or Will

who hangs your posters
in the hallway?

God, I did it because I'm
in love with you, you jerk!

Feel free not to say anything.

What bit you?

- Justin.
- Hey, you.

Um, listen, can we go inside?

I'm getting, like,
mosquito-bitten.

Yeah, I wanna get
something to drink.

There's stuff there too.

What's he doing here?

Are he and Bailey,
like, friends now?

What?

I, um...

Oh, God.

Justin, no, it was...

Look, let's just go over here.
Come on.

It's not what you think.

What do I think?

- What do I think?
- I don't know, but it's not...

That you've been lying to me?

Justine, please, can we
just talk about this?

Oh, okay, okay, uh...

So what, have you
been, uh, seeing him?

Is that it?

Stop it!

Oh, I... I knew it.

I-I knew there was
something up with you.

But him?

Him?

Oh...

Are you, uh...

Are you and him...

Justin, I love you.

Then tell him to beat it.

Go ahead.

He's right out there.
Go tell him.

Then that's it.

- Justin, don't...
- Don't.

Just forget it, okay?

What, did you think
we wouldn't mind?

I don't care what
you have to say.

Claudia, please.
We need you too.

Okay, I think I speak
for the group here.

Kirsten and Charlie,

oh, and take this in the
spirit of which it's intended.

You guys are major creeps!

You run off. You
leave us a note?

Yeah, I mean, you
ruined all our plans.

Guys, we didn't do it.

We didn't get married.

What?

It was a joke?

No. We were going to.

We got all the way to Reno.

We found a 24-hour chapel,

and, uh, we waited.

And then it was our turn.

So we, uh, we walked
up this ratty aisle.

And this justice of the peace...

Man, he looked like somebody
right out of Mayberry.

And he starts off the
way they usually do,

"Dearly beloved."

And we looked around, and
there was nobody there.

Just some guys in
polyester tuxes

and women in shiny dresses
waiting for their turn.

And it's like...

I never even thought about that
expression until that second.

"Dearly beloved."

That's you.

Only you weren't there.

That's really, I mean...

Without you guys, what
would have been the point?

So we couldn't.

So we didn't.

So we left.

I hope you're still free the
third weekend in November.

I think we can clear
our schedules.

You wimps.

I knew you couldn't
go through with it.

Jeez, now I gotta go spring
for another present.

Come on.

Get your butts outside,
there's a party goin' on.

All right. Okay. Hold it down.
Excuse me.

Pardon me. False alarm.

Thank you. False alarm.

They didn't do it.

If you can stop
yapping for a second,

I'd like to propose a toast
to the non-newlyweds

since I'm Charlie's
second-best man.

- Before I do, - Here you go.

uh, anybody here who think that
Kirsten is too good for Charlie,

please raise your hand.

Oh, shut up.

Sweetheart, tell me,
do you have any idea

what you're getting
yourself into?

Have you given this any thought?

♪ I don't have a say, go on ♪

♪ Still I open my
heart Like a window ♪

♪ But the cold Washes
through once again ♪

♪ Unlucky couldn't
Carry the moment ♪

- To Kirsten!
- Yeah!

♪ If only I knew one ♪

♪ 'Cause it wouldn't be
Just for a lifetime ♪

♪ And it's more than
My sense can take ♪

♪ Wait for love To
restore beside me ♪

♪ One last time ♪