All language subtitles for Party of Five s06e21 Taboo or Not Taboo.eng

- It's the only solution, Will.
- Well, not to me.

What if the I.N.S.
guy drops by again?

Yeah, he's right, Will. I can't
keep telling him you're at work

Or visiting your
parents or something.

I mean, that's the
stuff they look for.

Yeah. You got to be there.

Will, you've got to
be living there.

Well, I like living here.

You're
kidding me, right?

With a washing
machine that clanks

And one tiny little
window and no fresh air?

Yeah, but I'm all settled here.

Where the hell are my pants?

Here.

Thank you.

Well, is it a privacy issue?

About not having separate rooms?

Well, privacy is... is
a factor, yes. So--

So we could
totally work that out.

If you wanted to have Meredith
come over or whatever

Then Holly could just spend
the night over here.

Okay, that's another thing.

What is Meredith gonna say when she finds
out I'm moving in with another woman?

Nothing. You
just explain it to her.

I don't know. It just...
it feels...

Will, hang on. I
don't get it, man.

I don't get it.

Holly's place is so
much nicer than this.

It's closer to where you work.

And it's the best way to
keep the I.N.S. happy,

which you were so
worried about before.

So, I mean, what gives?

I'll think about it, okay?

Right now I... I
have to go to work.

? Everybody wants to live ?

? Like they wanna live ?

? And everybody wants to love ?

? Like they wanna love ?

? Everybody wants to be ?

? Closer to free ?

? Closer to free ?

Jule, you want to come down
and check your messages?

That reporter lady has
called, like, 15 times.

Ignore her, Claud. I'm
not calling her back.

I can't ignore her. Every time I
pick up the phone, she beeps in.

Why don't you want
to talk to her?

She wants to interview me
for some online magazine.

She read my book online.

She thinks I have something
to say to her readers.

Well, maybe you do.

Claud, she thinks I'm
some pillar of strength

because I stood up to Ned,
that I'm some role model.

So? You are, a little.

Claudia, look at me. I have been moping
around in my sweats for, like, days.

Because why? Why?
Because Adam is gone.

Because my man went away.
I am not a role model.

Julia, I thought half the point
of this book was helping people.

Look, I know.

Okay, I will call her back
eventually, just not now.

I'm too busy being disgusted with
myself to be strong for anyone else.

Any idea how long
that might take?

Why?

She has a deadline in two days.

So, I, uh,

kind of made an
appointment with her.

She's coming by later today.

-Claudia!
-What? You can cancel,

but you'll have to call her.

So, hon,
for the baby's room,

primary colors are supposed
to be the most stimulating.

But then there's
patterns versus solids,

brushed cotton versus chenille.

I don't know.

Child development's
kind of your specialty.

All right, guys, so I'm off.

Gonna go meet my
friends for happy hour

and then we're going
to be out all night.

All night, so don't
wait up, okay?

We won't.

-Have fun.
-Yeah, have fun.

Yeah, 'cause I'm just
saying, you know,

that Luke could be finding us an
apartment back in Dallas any day now.

And I'd have to go straight
back there, you know, so...

So this is my night
to get crazy.

So I'm going to go out and cut
it up like I used to, you know?

Daphne.

Why are you acting like...

Okay.

All right, I'll
tell you why, okay?

Because I come back into town
and I call Dusty, right?

And she goes, "Oh, hey, what
do you think of Wipeout?"

Oh, that stuff's great.

It gets rid of that
poopy smell like that.

No, it's a song, Kirsten.

It's a dance remix.

It's been in all the
clubs for, like, weeks.

And I thought it was a
diaper pail deodorizer.

Oh.

The mission is, is that I'm
gonna go out for one night.

And I'm gonna be my own
person with her own life

with something on her mind
besides baby, baby, baby.

Um, so, where are you
guys going tonight?

So I'll see you guys
tonight, right?

Yeah. Tonight?

Tonight's the premiere of Rob
Maggio's orchestral piece, remember?

Oakland East Bay Symphony?

That's tonight?

-Why? You don't want to go?
-No. Of course I want to go.

I just...

I have this monster
Shakespeare paper to write.

After the concert.

I'll pick you up at 7.

Okay.

-Bye.
-Bye.

- See you.
- Bye.

How does he do it?

You know, he's got
school and sessions

and, you know, he still manages
to go out every night.

How do you do it?

I mean, college, that's
got to be even harder.

I know.

Thank God for the web, right?

You mean for research?

I guess you could call it that.

What does that mean?

Just that, um,

the web has everything
you could need.

Even monster Shakespeare papers
you don't have time to write.

-I can't do that.
-Why not?

Gee, I don't know.
Because it's illegal?

Because it's cheating?

I mean, not to mention the fact
that I wouldn't learn anything.

Look, it's just like research.

The ideas are there, but you still
got to put them in your own words.

Besides, what do
you have to learn?

You obviously know
everything already.

Actually, sir, the waiting list
for season seats is 9,000 people,

but I'd be happy
to make you 9,001.

Sir? Hello?

He hung up.

-They all do.
-That's my job now.

Being a professional
disappointment to people.

And my parents said I couldn't
make a living that way.

So, you got the time to
grab a cup of coffee?

Uh, can't. Go to work. Sorry.

What's up?

Nothing much.

Just wanted to see what's
going on with you.

Just answering phones,
disappointing the masses.

With you and Holly.

What? What do you mean?

Will,

you made it painfully
clear this morning

that you don't want
to move in with her

even though there's tons
of reasons why you should.

And so I asked myself
why that might be.

And the reason seems
pretty obvious.

-Look, whatever you're
thinking-- -You don't like her.

Do you?

-What?
-It's obvious, Will.

You don't talk to her. You
barely even look at her.

I mean, it's like ever
since the wedding

wherever she is, you
don't want to be.

-Bailey, but wait, that's not--
-Because she likes you, man.

She likes you a lot.

So she did something
that upset you.

Listen, no. That's not...

I like her, too. I really...
I do.

You do? Well, so then what is it?
What's going on?

Look, why can't it just be
the reasons I gave you?

Because we're
friends here, Will.

You can tell me the
truth, it's okay.

Unless...

Unless you think it's me,
like I don't want you there.

If that's what you're worried about then
you couldn't be farther off base. Honest.

Will.

We love you, man.

Come on, we want you around.

Look, you don't have
to say anything, okay?

Just agree you'll move in there.

Unless... Am I wrong?
Is it something else?

No.

Nothing.

Okay.

I'll let Holly know.

Having fun yet?

-What?
-Are you having fun?

Oxygen, oxygen. Fun?

You wanted to come out and cut
loose, and to have a good time

-And it looks like you're
having-- -No, I hate them!

I hate them. They keep dancing and
dancing, and they never get tired.

Well, it's 'cause they're
professionals, Daph.

No, this has nothing to do with the
fact that I'm not stripping anymore.

This has to do with this hormone
that just entered my bloodstream

when I started breast-feeding.

It's the same hormone makes me,
like spark to topics like spit-up.

Maybe I can counteract
this with a little more tequila.

Man, look at them.

Stop talking about them. Get out
there, quick, before you turn into me.

Oh, no, I don't know.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

My baby pictures.

They're soaking wet.

-Kirsten!
-What?

I just said, "Oh, my god.
My baby pictures."

Oh, okay. You know what?

Um, in the ladies' room
there's a hot air hand dryer.

Okay.

Look at me.

I'm helpless to stop myself.

I am gonna go air dry
my baby pictures.

Okay.

-Come on out and play, girl.
-Oh, no. I don't know.

You know what? Just--
Oh, God, Dusty.

Okay, uh, so
before we get started,

let me just get the gushing
part out of the way.

This interview's not about me and
you don't need all the details,

but let me just say, if I
had half of your strength,

my boyfriend, Henry, would have
never gotten away with his

"sleep with my roommates, and blame me for
living with irresistible babes" routine.

-No way.
-Oh, great.

And, okay, I admit it, I'm kind of
half hoping a little rubs off on me,

so I can go home and kick
his two-timing butt.

-So-- -You said there was a
photographer or something?

Oh, right. I almost forgot.

Sorry.

Okay, um,

smile.

Look like the hero you are.

Okay.

Now, uh, I already know all the
details about you and Ned, but, um...

What about now? I mean...

How did all that change?

How you are in
relationships since then?

-I mean, are you stronger?
-Well--

Or do you still have doormat
moments like me with Henry?

Well, uh...

- Truthfully, I don't consciously
think about, uh-- -

-One second?
-Yeah.

Justin.

What are you doing here?

I broke up with Laura.

You did?

Yeah.

I came to see my Mom
and Dad about it.

And you.

I wanted to see you.

I wanted to talk to you.

I wanted to see how
you feel about maybe

getting together--

Wow.

You are good.

How's she gonna do it?

Is she going to ask him for his number?
Ask him to dance or...

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my god!

She doesn't wait for the guy to
make the first move, does she?

Yep, that's our Tai. She's
the original feminist.

She's amazing.

God! You guys are all just so...

-Just...
-Crazy?

-And slutty?
-Burnt out?

- Free.
- Oh, no.

The poor little thing. She's
all whacked on club soda.

Okay, okay.

Take stripping for instance.

That's a perfect example.

It's fearless.

You know what, honey? You
don't have to say that.

No, I'm not just saying that.

I mean, maybe it's not
something that I would do,

but that's not because
I think it's wrong.

It's because...

Because I'm afraid.

Sometimes fear is a
healthy emotion, Kirsten.

I don't know.

'Cause if I'm scared then
I'm not really free.

And if I'm not really free--

This is something
you think you need?

To get naked in front of people?

No, but...

Why not? If the only reason that I
don't is 'cause of what people think

then I'm no different
than anyone else.

I'm just someone who
follows the rules.

Who gets married and
has kids and...

and never does
anything out of line

their whole life.

Morning, darling.

Morning.

Hi. Good morning.

I thought we'd celebrate our first
morning of cohabitational bliss.

Milk in your coffee?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

Your neck.

-It's all funny.
-Oh, it's nothing. It's...

it's a crick. It'll... it'll
straighten itself out.

Here. Let me.

Oh, no, you don't have to.

Seriously.

We've been studying this
muscle group in class.

Trapezius.

Wow! God, your
muscles are tensing.

Okay, take a deep breath.

And let it go.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Uh, we were just...

Wow, you know, look at the time.
I should really...

I'm, uh, I'm gonna
be late for shower.

Uh, but your breakfast?

Right, right. Thank you.

Will, hey, hey, where
you going, man?

Sit down, relax. Eat
your breakfast.

I just came by to
confirm tonight.

-You still free?
-Yep.

It's amazing. A
celestial convergence.

No tests, no papers, no work.

Just the two of us tonight.

Will, what are you
doing tonight?

Yeah, why don't
you come with us?

-Yes. -We haven't properly
celebrated our betrothal yet.

You've been making
excuses all week.

No, you know what? I can't.

I, uh, I need to get
settled in here.

See? There he goes again.

Another big fat excuse.

No. You know what? You
guys should go, okay?

-Just the two of you.
-No way. Holly's right.

You're coming with us.

Matter of fact

Here.

Call Meredith, we'll
make it a party.

Will, we want you
to come with us.

Okay?

I mean, he basically asked
me to break up his wedding,

and then when I won't,
he marries her anyway.

And then he has the nerve to show up at
my doorstep and tell me he's leaving her,

like I'm supposed
to be grateful?

Julia, stop explaining.

-You did the right thing.
-You think?

'Cause you know, I don't want it to
seem like that's something I recommend,

you know, slamming
doors in guys' faces.

Look, I totally understand. This
was a special circumstance.

Right, exactly.

This guy has been taking
advantage of you for months.

You're just saying to him, "If
that's how you plan to treat me,

-then we're not friends."
-No, not exactly. I mean...

Believe me, I get it.
I've been there.

Justin is just like
my ex from last year.

Every time one of his flings wouldn't
pan out Jack would come to me crying.

Well, actually, Justin isn't--

He'd sit there and sob about
Vilma or Rachel or Jennie.

How they were the love of his
life based on one fluid exchange.

But he actually
married this girl.

And I knew it was crap, but
I slept with him anyway.

No, actually, that
isn't Justin at all.

I mean, he...

He still kind of loves me.

Which, I guess, is why
it's so hard for me

when he wants me to tell him how
I feel, because I... I still...

Well, I guess I still
sort of love him, too.

Sure.

I thought I loved Jack.

Well, no, actually, I'm saying--

That's why you
shouldn't be modest.

I mean, if he breaks your
heart with his selfishness,

don't be sorry for breaking
his face with your door.

Um, Victor said I
should just come up.

Are you decent? I hope not.

Yes.

-What are you doing here?
-Uh, well, I just...

I know you and Shakespeare
have a lot to do tonight,

but I thought you
deserved a study break.

Don't you ever have homework?

I did it already.

Besides, I missed you.

So, why don't you give
me a half an hour

and I'll take you out for two scoops of
Mitchell's mint chip in a sugar cone?

-I can't.
-With sprinkles.

Todd, I have to
rewrite this paper.

Rewrite? But...

Claud, this paper's
already written.

-What? -"In conclusion,
Juliet's decision--"

Don't read that.

Oh, it's just, you know
I haven't finished it.

You know, you are
unbelievable, you know that?

You are so smart,

and so talented,
and so beautiful.

I honestly don't even know
what you're doing with me.

Todd, what are you
talking about?

Oh, I'm just lucky is all.

You know what? Maybe...

maybe I need that study
break after all.

Well, what about your rewrite?

What about it?

So program is

you entertain Martine
while I work on Chuck.

I mean, it should be a breeze.

As long as I don't nod off when
she starts her gardening talk.

Hey, come on, you
love that stuff.

She talked you into that hydrogen
plant that you killed that one time.

Hydrangea. And I didn't
kill it, I dried it

Which makes for a very nice
display for a flowering...

Anyway, that wasn't my point.

My point was,

maybe we'd have a lot more fun if we just
didn't go to some restaurant, you know?

I mean, Daphne and her friends,
they're going to this other thing,

this crazy rock theater thing.

Kirsten, you
can't be serious.

Rock theater with
Chuck and Martine?

Okay, okay, you don't think
that they would have fun,

but, I mean, you
may be surprised.

Maybe they're dreading this sit-down
dinner thing just as much as we are.

But, Kirsten, rock theater?

I mean, I can't even believe
you'd want to do that.

Like I said, you'd be surprised.

Well, listen, I mean, if that's
how you feel, then great.

You and me, we'll go out
and get crazy some night.

Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

It will. Just not tonight.

Uh, just a
minute, I'm coming.

I'm coming. Who is it?

-Hey.
-I'm sorry. Did...

-did I get the time wrong, or--
-Time? What time is it?

8:30. Well, tomorrow is my
deadline, or I wouldn't--

Oh, wow, it's 8:30 already?

Mmm.

Would tomorrow
morning be better?

It looks like I
just woke you up.

Yeah. You know, um, would that be okay?
Tomorrow?

No problem. What time?

- Oh, uh, tomorrow is what?
- Hey, Julia.

Want some of that
leftover Thai food?

Oh, sorry. Hi.

You know what? I'll call you.

Phoebe, wait.

Everyone seems
to be blaming the media

but it says just as
much about the women

Parading around on television
like beauty contestants.

It's supposed to be about
love not the lottery.

I mean, Meredith,
don't you agree?

- Yeah. -But... but how is
that any different from real life?

People meet like that all the
time, at parties and at bars.

On blind dates.

That's how you guys
met, isn't it?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

So you agreed to go out without
knowing each other at all?

And you hit it off.

Look at you. You're
together, right?

Right?

I'm sorry.

We're not together.

Did you tell them we
were still dating?

No.

No, not...

They just said they wanted to
see you, so I... I set it up.

Yeah. Sorry.

You... you just kept saying "you
guys", like we were together, and...

But I didn't mean to stop
the whole conversation.

Ha. It's okay.

You know, I... I'm going
to go to the ladies' room.

It's back that way.

You and Meredith split up?

When did that happen?

I don't know, a week ago maybe.

You could've said no to tonight if it
was going to be uncomfortable for you.

Why?

Because we don't want you
to be uncomfortable, Will.

Oh, you don't.

What does that mean?

Look, I don't belong here, okay?
Can we just admit that, please.

I mean, I did this whole
marrying Holly thing,

so that she would be able
to stay here with you,

not with me.

Well, no one's saying--

You guys have been working incredibly
hard to make me feel comfortable here,

but I'm really not.

-Will, hang on a second.
-No. You know what?

The only thing worse than
being in this position

is pretending that
I'm not, so please.

I'm going to go get Meredith.

You guys just stay here and
hang out with each other

because that's what
you really want.

So just do what you want.

Mm! Oh, my God.

Now I know what Dracula
must've felt like.

I guess you guys had
fun last night, huh?

Yeah. Thanks.

A little too much fun.

Okay, a lot too much fun.

What did you guys do last night?

Oh, Kirsten!

Sorry.

What, something bad
happen or something?

No, nothing bad happened.

Nothing happened at all.
A big giant nothing.

Dinner with clients.

Mm. Dry toast.

Perfect.

And so, did you guys dance?

-Mm.
-Stayed out late?

Hmm.

Looks like you had
a couple drinks.

You missed nothing.
I'm telling you.

I mean, I've been feeling all
this time like I was missing out.

You know, not being here and
getting wild with my friends,

but I really missed nothing.

Except watching them pick up on
guys they really don't like,

and paying way too much for
drinks that I really don't need,

and cotton mouth, and jack-hammer
head and dry heaves. Ugh.

I just need a hit of that
beautiful daughter of mine.

Hey.

What is that face?

Well, at least you had it once.

At least you know what
you're not missing.

Uh, Phoebe?

Excuse me.

-Oh. Hi.
-Hi. Uh...

You in the middle of something?

No.

What's up?

Uh, look, I know what you must
be thinking about me and Justin.

And I just wanted to make sure if
people are going to be reading about me

if I'm supposed to be
some kind of example,

I... I'd rather be a
good one, you know.

See, the thing is it...

What happened is that Justin
came over to the house,

and he was practically in tears.
And, I know,

maybe that seems lame
that I let that...

...affect me, but he
was really upset.

He was really upset. He and
his wife, they talked,

and they realized they made
this horrible mistake.

Yeah, that... that
sounds sad, but--

No... no. Actually,
see, I listened to him.

And all of the stuff that I was angry
about it just kind of faded away.

And I realized that
means something.

-Julia--
-And I know it sounds cliche,

but one thing led to
another and, uh...

Why are you telling me this?

I mean, this article doesn't
have anything to do with him.

No, I know that.

I just... I... I saw your
expression when you left,

and I thought about

what it must look like.

You know, how... how weak
I must seem or whatever.

It's none of my business,

But it's just...

I mean, if you're so sure
about being with this guy

then why do you have to
do so much explaining?

I'll be honest.

I dread teaching this
play every year.

Teaching Romeo and Juliet
to high school students

always seems to bring
out the worst in them.

The ambitious ones
rent the Leo movie.

But most of you
haven't even read it.

Let alone had an original
thought to contribute.

Claudia.

This is college-level writing.
You know that, don't you?

It is?

I'm proud of you.

Now, as for the rest of you,

this week's test is on
Much Ado About Nothing.

I suggest you actually
read this one, people.

Hey.

Hey!

-Oh, so, what you think?
-Oh, you were great!

It was... you were so...

Wow! You had that audience
in the palm of your hand.

So to speak.

What does
that feel like?

All those guys cheering and
you're just doing your thing.

In complete control, like
you don't even notice them.

Oh, I noticed them.

There was one guy in the corner
putting on a show all of his own.

Hey. um, are those
your costumes?

Oh, yeah. They're
my own designs.

I make a little money on the side
selling them to the other girls.

Go ahead. Take a look.

Maybe you want to buy one. Put a
little spice in your marriage.

Hey, Kirsten, how about
we get going, okay?

Dusty, it was great seeing
you, but, you know,

this place sort of brings back all the
wrong memories, know what I'm saying?

Or maybe you want to
give the stage a try.

Okay, what?

Kirsten dancing?

The girl's got some moves.
I've seen them.

Okay, no.

No, wait, Kirsten. You're not
actually considering this, are you?

Kirsten?

No, no, no, no, no. Okay,
this is not a good idea.

All right, Dusty, you will now
help me talk her out of this

because she doesn't need
to do this, does she?

I don't know, does she?

It's weird.

We've been apart for so long,
and then, now, all of a sudden

to get back together
just like that, I...

Yeah, it's weird.

You know what? I...

I have to say, I feel good. I
mean, it feels right, you know?

Doesn't it bother
you, Justin, at all?

Just...

How easy it was?

I mean, I...

I saw you and I fell
into bed with you.

-Yeah, so? I mean-- -Well,
doesn't that seem strange?

I mean, no discussion,
no conversation.

About what?

I don't know. About
all of that stuff.

Laura, the last
couple of months.

What do you mean? We talked
about this all night long.

About your side, not about mine.

Okay, fine. More pain. Go ahead.

No, I'm... I'm serious, Justin.

You put me through hell.

You asked me whether I thought
you should get married,

and when I finally decided to be
honest, you told me you were going

to get married anyway. Then you
asked me to break up your wedding.

Okay. Look, I told
you I was wrong.

I was confused, and
I made a mistake.

Look, where is this
all coming from?

Two days ago, you were ready
to let all of this go.

Justin, look at
what we're doing.

We're jumping into bed together
because we're both on the rebound,

and we're avoiding the pain.

It's us, though.

We talked about this. We
want to be together, right?

Want to be or need to be?

Well, who cares?

Well, I do.

I do, 'cause it feels bad, Justin.
It feels weak.

Julia, why do we have to
pick everything apart?

You sound like you're trying
to talk yourself out of this.

Yeah, well, better that than me
trying to talk myself into it.

Hey.

-What's up?
-Hey. Not much.

Holly said you hadn't come
by her place all day today.

No. You know, my stuff is all there,
so if one of those agents comes by,

she can call me and I'll take a cab and
say I was over at a friend's house.

We've been over this, Will. It's
not going to work that way.

Look, I don't want to be there.

Yeah, I know, but why?

-Why? What is going on with you?
-I told you ten times now.

Yeah, but that's not true.
You know it's not.

You're my best friend, Will, and Holly
is nuts about you. You know that.

Just stop!

Will.

I tried so hard to stop this
from happening, Bay, I did.

At first I tried not to feel
it, and when that didn't work,

I tried not to move in. I tried not
to be where I'd have to be tempted.

-Tempted? What are you--
-Look, it happens.

Okay? You meet someone. You
spend time with someone.

Will, hold on. You're
losing me here.

And I would've ignored it. I would've
just let it wear off, you know.

But we're always together.

You keep pushing
us both together.

Wait a minute.
You're not saying...

Will.

Come on.

I know. I know it's
messed up, okay.

But I didn't want it to happen.

But it did happen.

Didn't it?

Bay, come on. You think
I can control that?

Of course, you can, Will.

You don't even think about something
like that. You don't even consider it.

How? When my job is to study
this woman like homework, how?

You find a way.

If you want to be
somebody's friend, Will.

You find a way.

Let's see.

"Climax for Two",

"Brunette On the Inside."

Oh.

Here it is, "I Know Who I Am"

Oh.

Well, just, um, scan it
and look for my name.

Hmm, not page one.

Not page two.

No. Nope, nowhere.

It seems to be all
about Oota Pflug.

-Who's Oota Pflug?
-A female bodybuilder.

Looks pretty impressive.

Oh, yeah?

What does she have to say?

Yadda, yadda, yadda, "Ms.
Hemisphere".

Okay, here.

"I told him I loved him,

but if he had to be
with more women than me

I was drawing the line.
There'd be no more mistakes."

Wait. "No more"?

She took back this guy
who cheated on her?

Yeah, apparently.

What does the magazine
have to say about that?

"Oota Pflug breaks the rules.

She forgives and forgets,

but she teaches us there's more
than one kind of strength.

The strength to remake the rules when
there's something important to us."

Well, that's what I did, and
they cut me out of the article.

Why is it strong for
her and weak for me?

Oh, you should see these pecs.

Kirsten?

In here.

-Hey.
-Hey.

What's up? You're
in bed reading?

Oh, yeah.

It's just been kind
of a long day.

Okay.

But, um,

I got those tickets to
that rock theater thing.

I thought we were going to go
out tonight and paint the town.

Hmm.

Well, we could.

Kirsten, this was important to
you to get out of the house

and get wild or whatever. I mean,
you got me excited about it.

I know. I just...

Well, I just sort
of changed my mind.

Okay.

So what do you feel like doing?

Just crashing?

Mmm...

Let's...

Let's take a warm bath.

Together.

Okay.

I'll go run the tub.

Okay.

-How about bubbles?
-Sounds great.

Hey.

There you are.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Why?

Aren't you supposed
to be at a session?

Fraley said you canceled
at the last minute. I...

I mean, I thought
something might be wrong.

You came all the way over here?

So, what's going on?

Is everything all right?

This is going to
sound so stupid.

I failed my "Much Ado" exam.

What?

I didn't actually fail it.
I didn't show up.

You know, I felt like I should
make up for the paper that I...

Anyway,

I can't do this anymore, Todd.

I mean, I can't do school and sessions and
concerts and parties and after-parties.

I can't keep up
with you anymore.

I don't know how you do it, but...

but somehow you manage to do
everything and be everywhere.

I don't know. It's like part of me is
scared that if I don't keep up with you,

I'll be left behind.

And I'll miss everything.

See, I told you that
would sound stupid.

So, I guess you
have to study, huh?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm studying, too.

But, Todd, what
about the session?

You don't want to miss it.

You know, for a
really smart person,

you're not very smart sometimes.

What?

Claudia, the only thing I don't
want to miss is being with you.

How could you not
know that by now?

No, it's the 25-yard line,
but you're close to the field.

Now, I can get you near
the 50-yard line...

Listen, can I call you back?

Thanks.

-Hey.
-Hi.

Holly said you didn't
come home last night.

Yeah, well, considering...

I spent the night
with my parents.

-Will--
-Listen.

I feel incredibly
horrible, okay?

For lying, for telling you...
God, for letting it happen--

Will, stop.

Okay?

You don't have to explain.
You don't have to apologize.

Okay?

I mean, how could I
not understand this?

I'm crazy about her.

Right? So...

Why wouldn't anybody else be?

So, you're not mad?

No, I'm not mad.

Does she know?

Mm-Hmm.

Now I have to tell her.

Why?

Well, she's got to know why I'm
suddenly not living with her anymore.

But you are.

What? Excuse me?

You are living with her, Will.
You're married.

You have to live there.
That's how it works.

But, Bailey, I mean, you
know how I feel here.

Look, that's...

Whatever. I trust you.

You're not listening to me.

The point is this
is painful for me.

Well, Will, I understand
that, but there's...

We don't have a choice.

What are you...

Will,

you got married.

You stood in front of a
judge and got married.

And if they find out
you lied about that,

that's against the law. She could get
deported. And you could go to jail.

But there's got to be a way out. I
mean, given what's happening here.

I'm sorry.

This is how it is.

We have to live with this now.

"We"?

I'm sorry.

-Hey.
-Hi. Can I come in?

Yeah, yeah. Come in.

What's going on? I
thought we weren't--

I was at the grocery store, and I had
a craving for something desserty.

It's, uh...

My favorite, triple fudge chunk.

And so, I was standing in line
and I was feeling really guilty.

And then I thought, well, why?

I mean, it's just yogurt,
protein, calcium.

It's almost fat-free, and then
I realized the reason was...

Was that I really wanted it.

And so I kind of feel like by giving
into that, that I must be weak.

But maybe... maybe I've
got it all backwards.

I mean, maybe by taking what you
want it's... it's being strong.

You know?

You still have that TV
upstairs in your bedroom?

-Yes.
-Yeah.

There's a really fun game show
on that'll rot your brain.

Want to watch it with me?

I'll go get some spoons.

Actually, I have some already.

-Oh, you do?
-Mm-hmm.

-Huh?
-Don't! Don't, don't, don't.

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