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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,970 -Previously... -[Isaac] There's a rally in town tonight. 2 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:07,345 -Me! Me! -I'd like to interview you. 3 00:00:07,345 --> 00:00:08,345 I'd like to interview you. 4 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:09,845 -Ernie did all of this? -Yeah. 5 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:12,178 He tapped a whole new market. 6 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,553 He didn't just close. He super-closed. 7 00:00:14,553 --> 00:00:16,887 [Krystal] We're gonna go to Paradise Cay, 8 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:19,136 and we're gonna get a one-on-one with Obie. 9 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:21,804 I work at Rebel Rapids, where I head up 10 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:22,887 the Splashercize program. 11 00:00:22,887 --> 00:00:24,720 Now, until you shut me down, I had 12 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,095 the entire Orlando downline in there. 13 00:00:26,095 --> 00:00:27,804 And the whole water park stocked to the gills 14 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:29,136 with FAM products. 15 00:00:29,136 --> 00:00:31,553 This book is a plan to franchise Splashercize 16 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,178 to pools around the country. 17 00:00:36,053 --> 00:00:38,011 [Obie] I've been waiting for someone like you. 18 00:00:38,011 --> 00:00:39,512 [Cody] Don't worry. 19 00:00:39,512 --> 00:00:41,178 Mr. Garbeau and I work closely now. 20 00:00:41,178 --> 00:00:43,053 I'll talk to him. 21 00:00:43,053 --> 00:00:47,387 I want you to fuck me so good that I forget 22 00:00:47,387 --> 00:00:49,136 what I'm doing here. 23 00:00:56,762 --> 00:00:59,804 -[panting] -[dog whining] 24 00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:02,845 [woman] I'm sorry. He's a very sick dog. 25 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,887 Do you know what a pancreas is? 26 00:01:05,887 --> 00:01:08,679 Sparkle is a bit past the point where we can help him. 27 00:01:08,679 --> 00:01:10,637 I know. 28 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,470 I want you to kill him the nice way. 29 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:17,553 Your dad should really be here with you right now. 30 00:01:17,553 --> 00:01:19,095 Your mother, then? 31 00:01:19,095 --> 00:01:21,261 [dogs yelping in distance] 32 00:01:21,261 --> 00:01:22,929 These things cost money, doll. 33 00:01:22,929 --> 00:01:25,762 Can you come back with a parent? 34 00:01:25,762 --> 00:01:27,679 ♪ somber piano music ♪ 35 00:01:27,679 --> 00:01:29,679 ♪♪♪ 36 00:01:29,679 --> 00:01:31,512 [Sparkle whines] 37 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:36,261 [Sparkle panting] 38 00:01:40,178 --> 00:01:41,970 [grunts] 39 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:45,720 [panting] 40 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,595 [whines softly] 41 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:49,261 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 42 00:01:49,261 --> 00:01:51,136 [woman] Hurry up, Krystal. 43 00:01:52,553 --> 00:01:54,637 [Sparkle whining] 44 00:01:57,512 --> 00:01:59,512 Can you help me? 45 00:01:59,512 --> 00:02:01,637 It ain't my dog. 46 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:07,303 [whining] 47 00:02:07,303 --> 00:02:09,136 [panting] 48 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:18,011 [whining] 49 00:02:19,845 --> 00:02:21,512 [sniffles, sighs] 50 00:02:27,095 --> 00:02:29,136 [gun clicks] 51 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,929 [loud bang] 52 00:02:33,929 --> 00:02:35,762 ♪ up-tempo, dramatic music ♪ 53 00:02:35,762 --> 00:02:37,845 ♪♪♪ 54 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:07,720 ♪♪♪ 55 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:17,220 -[Krystal] Where's my baby? oh! -[Cody] Oh... 56 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,345 -There she is! [gasps] -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 57 00:03:19,345 --> 00:03:21,387 -We got a washer and dryer. -[laughing] 58 00:03:21,387 --> 00:03:22,845 Thanks, guys. 59 00:03:22,845 --> 00:03:25,011 So, when you're icing your back later on, 60 00:03:25,011 --> 00:03:27,303 just give me a call, okay? 61 00:03:27,303 --> 00:03:30,053 Today could be the last day you ever work. 62 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:34,053 You got to be kidding me. 63 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,637 [washer whirring] 64 00:03:37,637 --> 00:03:39,053 I told you people hate that. 65 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:41,220 Oh. There you go. 66 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,345 [Destinee coos] 67 00:03:45,595 --> 00:03:47,011 [Marillion's "Lavender" plays] 68 00:03:47,011 --> 00:03:48,887 Cody, I swear to God, if that's 69 00:03:48,887 --> 00:03:50,053 -a goddamned Obie tape-- -No. 70 00:03:50,053 --> 00:03:51,970 -I'm not listening to that shit. -No. 71 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:54,136 ♪ Dreaming of a spark ♪ 72 00:03:54,136 --> 00:03:57,387 ♪ When I heard the sprinklers ♪ 73 00:03:57,387 --> 00:03:59,220 ♪ Whisper, shimmer in the haze... ♪ 74 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,428 -[laughing] What is this? -Shh. Okay. 75 00:04:01,428 --> 00:04:03,261 -Krystal. -[music stops] 76 00:04:03,261 --> 00:04:06,011 I need you to listen, okay? 77 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:08,512 ♪ I was walking in the park ♪ 78 00:04:08,512 --> 00:04:10,136 [cooing] 79 00:04:10,136 --> 00:04:12,428 -What is...? -♪ Dreaming of a spark ♪ 80 00:04:12,428 --> 00:04:14,220 Come here, Neenee. 81 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,345 ♪ When I heard the sprinklers whisper ♪ 82 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:21,095 ♪ Shimmer in the haze of summer lawns ♪ 83 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,512 ♪ Then I heard the children singing ♪ 84 00:04:24,512 --> 00:04:27,637 ♪ They were running through the rainbows ♪ 85 00:04:27,637 --> 00:04:30,387 ♪ They were singing a song for you ♪ 86 00:04:32,136 --> 00:04:34,387 ♪ Well, it seemed to be a song for you ♪ 87 00:04:34,387 --> 00:04:38,220 ♪ The one I wanted to write for you ♪ 88 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:41,553 ♪ For you ♪ 89 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,470 [singing along] ♪ You... ♪ 90 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:52,095 Want me to open that? 91 00:04:52,095 --> 00:04:53,762 ♪ Lavender's blue ♪ 92 00:04:53,762 --> 00:04:58,220 ♪ Dilly, dilly, lavender's green ♪ 93 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:01,720 ♪ When I am king, dilly, dilly ♪ 94 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,804 ♪ You will be queen ♪ 95 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,553 ♪ A penny for your thoughts, my dear ♪ 96 00:05:06,553 --> 00:05:08,387 What is this? 97 00:05:08,387 --> 00:05:11,303 ♪ A penny for your thoughts, my dear ♪ 98 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:13,011 ♪ IOU for your love... ♪ 99 00:05:13,011 --> 00:05:14,929 Why are you being so weird? 100 00:05:14,929 --> 00:05:17,011 Shh, shh, shh. 101 00:05:17,011 --> 00:05:18,970 [whispering] Look at my hand. 102 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:22,303 ♪ Lavender's green, dilly, dilly ♪ 103 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:23,720 ♪ Lavender's blue... ♪ 104 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,595 Oh, God, Cody. Oh, come on! 105 00:05:25,595 --> 00:05:29,512 All the strongest FAM partners are married, okay? 106 00:05:29,512 --> 00:05:31,470 And it'd be better for taxes. 107 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:34,595 And also, I feel like I've always been dead, 108 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:38,970 and it's like... it's like I'm finally alive, and... 109 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:40,679 and I'm in love with you. 110 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:44,011 So, how about it, Krystal Stubbs? 111 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,970 [singsongy] You and me sitting in a tree 112 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,220 M-A-R-R-Y-N-G. 113 00:05:51,387 --> 00:05:53,387 You missed the "I." 114 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,387 How about an "I do" instead? 115 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:02,387 That's a bona fide old mine cushion cut. 116 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:04,428 -[song ends] -Should I play the song again? 117 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,428 'Cause it-it really explains how I feel better. 118 00:06:06,428 --> 00:06:08,553 I mean, that's why... that's why I wanted you 119 00:06:08,553 --> 00:06:10,303 to listen to the words, you know? 120 00:06:12,136 --> 00:06:14,136 Get down on both knees. 121 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:16,220 ♪ playful, percussive music ♪ 122 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:19,136 ♪♪♪ 123 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,637 [clicks tongue] 124 00:06:29,637 --> 00:06:31,553 It's been... 125 00:06:31,553 --> 00:06:35,720 two weeks since Obie put you on security? 126 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:41,929 And I haven't heard jack about Splashercize. 127 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:45,595 Sorry. 128 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:48,428 You want me to wear your ring? 129 00:06:52,136 --> 00:06:54,512 Show me what you're worth. 130 00:06:57,845 --> 00:06:59,220 [grunts] 131 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:01,387 Ow. 132 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:04,261 -[doorbell rings] -[knocking] 133 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,178 Hey, Victor. 134 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:11,804 No? 135 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:16,136 [speaking Spanish] 136 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:24,136 [speaking Spanish] 137 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:35,470 [laughs] No. 138 00:07:52,136 --> 00:07:53,595 No? 139 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,553 No, no. 140 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:50,845 -Okay? -Okay. 141 00:08:58,387 --> 00:09:01,053 -[line ringing] -[clears throat] 142 00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:03,095 [man] Hello? 143 00:09:03,095 --> 00:09:04,512 -Hey, Stan, it's Ernie. -Hey, Ernie. 144 00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:06,595 Listen, something came up, and... 145 00:09:06,595 --> 00:09:09,595 I'm not gonna be able to cover my shift tonight. 146 00:09:09,595 --> 00:09:12,136 You can dock one of my sick days if you need to. 147 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:13,553 Oh, Harold again, huh? 148 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,553 Hey, have you tried spanking the boy? 149 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:17,428 No, it's not that kind of emergency. 150 00:09:17,428 --> 00:09:19,261 Ernie, I am worried about you, all right? 151 00:09:19,261 --> 00:09:21,136 You are coming in late, you're leaving early, 152 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:22,970 and today, you're not showing up at all. 153 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:25,595 Now, you're supposed to be my number two around here, 154 00:09:25,595 --> 00:09:27,720 but instead, Krystal's got you cleaning up number twos. 155 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,762 Oh, she's got nothing to do with it. 156 00:09:29,762 --> 00:09:31,095 Oh, but FAM does. 157 00:09:31,095 --> 00:09:32,887 Look, "To do two things at once 158 00:09:32,887 --> 00:09:34,220 is to do neither one." 159 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,512 Do you know who said that? 160 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,428 A Roman slave, probably. 161 00:09:37,428 --> 00:09:39,220 And he was right. 162 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:49,011 [Ernie] Victor? 163 00:09:49,011 --> 00:09:50,095 Hmm? 164 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:55,720 Do you know what Toddman's excuse was? 165 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,804 "They're already in the White House. 166 00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,428 Why do they need my money?" 167 00:09:59,428 --> 00:10:01,053 Tell them it's your treat. 168 00:10:01,053 --> 00:10:02,720 I'm not going. 169 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,178 Bush isn't even gonna be there. 170 00:10:04,178 --> 00:10:05,637 It's just Quayle. 171 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:08,637 Who is from Indiana. 172 00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:10,553 That's where the lawsuit is. 173 00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:12,929 So, what, I'm supposed to sit there like a lump, 174 00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:16,220 alone with my wife? How's that gonna look? 175 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:19,136 I need to associate with a better class of people. 176 00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:20,679 Then forget the fellas. 177 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,845 You fill the seats with your Columbuses. 178 00:10:22,845 --> 00:10:24,387 Hell, anybody but Roger. 179 00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:27,428 You cannot be barefoot in front 180 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:29,011 of the vice president, for cripes' sake. 181 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:30,845 Got to have Roger there. 182 00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:34,303 You can say that it is a gift for their hard work. 183 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:37,845 A gift for their hard work is called a paycheck, Louise. 184 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,887 These seats are $2,500 dollars apiece. 185 00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:43,887 Now, if I can't pawn 'em off on a dolt like Toddman 186 00:10:43,887 --> 00:10:46,553 for five grand apiece, that makes me the Toddman. 187 00:10:46,553 --> 00:10:48,845 No. I-I need to associate 188 00:10:48,845 --> 00:10:51,387 with-with... with senators, 189 00:10:51,387 --> 00:10:53,261 with moguls, with judges. 190 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,679 [clattering] 191 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,929 Mr. Garbeau, sir? 192 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:00,011 What? 193 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,136 I can be your Toddman. 194 00:11:09,762 --> 00:11:12,845 -[washer whirring] -♪ I can't say ♪ 195 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:16,845 ♪ I feel it in your kiss ♪ 196 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,970 ♪ Just one look ♪ 197 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,303 ♪ That's all it took ♪ 198 00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:23,303 ♪ Just one look ♪ 199 00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:25,512 ♪ You got me hooked... ♪ 200 00:11:25,512 --> 00:11:27,679 [loud knocking] 201 00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:29,512 I'll meet you at the front door. 202 00:11:29,512 --> 00:11:32,345 -[Rhonda] All right. -[dog barking] 203 00:11:32,345 --> 00:11:35,053 I had 50 people in that pool a session. 204 00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:36,970 Two dollars a head, six times a week. 205 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,011 That's how I make FAM work for me. 206 00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:41,637 All the FAM goobers go 'cause their upline told 'em to. 207 00:11:41,637 --> 00:11:43,553 You mean you. 208 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:46,053 Listen, um, I'm gonna get to do my laundry, right? 209 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,470 Yeah, I'm on my last load. 210 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:49,387 The thing is, everyone within 100 miles 211 00:11:49,387 --> 00:11:51,220 -who'd ever do FAM already does. -Mm-hmm. 212 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:54,387 So I just got to figure out a way to get some names on forms 213 00:11:54,387 --> 00:11:56,261 and then buy 'em a little inventory 214 00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:57,887 so my numbers don't fall. 215 00:11:57,887 --> 00:12:02,220 [laughs] Okay, so that's why you wanted to talk to me? 216 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,887 So you can get a couple of names and addresses of the people 217 00:12:04,887 --> 00:12:06,929 that I had to track down and repossess? 218 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,637 I mean, you do know that most of the people are dead, right? 219 00:12:12,637 --> 00:12:14,845 -I'm pretty sure that's fine. -Kry... 220 00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,512 It's Cody's money anyway, 221 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:18,136 and I just need to stay Washington 222 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:20,804 until I get Splashercize. 223 00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:23,220 You have lost your damn mind. 224 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,178 No crap. 225 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,720 Mm. 226 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,762 You're gonna get haunted. 227 00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:31,303 You're gonna deserve it. 228 00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:32,762 [phone ringing] 229 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,428 [sighs] Hello? 230 00:12:35,428 --> 00:12:36,762 [Cody] Guess where I'm calling from. 231 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,136 Where? 232 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,970 Obie Garbeau's office phone. 233 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,637 Did you ask him about Splashercize? 234 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,220 Well, Krystal, ask him yourself, 235 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,679 because I just got us an evening with Obie 236 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,011 and Louise Garbeau the Second. 237 00:12:48,011 --> 00:12:49,804 Jesus. Finally. 238 00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:52,261 When? 239 00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:54,762 Um... 240 00:12:54,762 --> 00:12:57,053 He invited us to a campaign event tonight. 241 00:12:57,053 --> 00:13:01,261 Vice frickin' President Dan frickin' Quayle. 242 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:04,720 [laughs] I mean, that guy is one heart attack away 243 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,970 from commander in chief. [laughs] 244 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:08,845 Not that I'd ever wish for, you know, that's not, 245 00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:10,970 -um, what I meant. -Vice president? 246 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,595 -Yeah. -Of America? 247 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:13,970 -What? -Mm-hmm. 248 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:15,512 Only thing is Obie needs me 249 00:13:15,512 --> 00:13:17,303 by his side till then-- call of duty. 250 00:13:17,303 --> 00:13:19,470 So, uh, you gotta drive yourself. 251 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,637 Okay. Wh-What do you wear to a fund-raiser? 252 00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:23,637 Just a smile from here to Georgia and, 253 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,762 um, that diamond engagement ring 254 00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:27,970 because Cody Bonar came through. 255 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,428 All right. 256 00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:34,804 Change of plans. 257 00:13:34,804 --> 00:13:36,178 Can you babysit? 258 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,345 -T-Tonight? -[phone ringing] 259 00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:40,136 What? 260 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:42,095 [Cody] Hi. Um, you definitely need 261 00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,887 to wear the nicest dress you have. 262 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:46,553 Okay. 263 00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:48,679 I got to get ready. 264 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,929 Okay. 265 00:13:54,303 --> 00:13:56,679 It was an accident. And I'm being fired? 266 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,470 Our viewers are traumatized. 267 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,428 Well, don't blame me. Blame the damn turtles. 268 00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:03,261 Come on, Mirta. [sighs] 269 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:07,053 Tell me you weren't stoned out of your mind on live TV. 270 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:08,970 Losing the finger sobered me up. 271 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:11,178 This isn't the first time this has happened. 272 00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:14,345 Well, I guess this is the first time this has happened, 273 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:17,470 but your painkiller situation is a problem. 274 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:20,720 And I don't have any get-out-of-jail-free cards left. 275 00:14:23,387 --> 00:14:25,970 Let me talk to network myself. 276 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,387 -[line ringing] -[door opens] 277 00:14:34,053 --> 00:14:37,136 [Profe] Usted necesita una orden para eso. 278 00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:38,720 Ahora en inglés. 279 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,762 "I know my rights. 280 00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:43,887 You need a warrant for that." 281 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:46,804 -Everybody? I know my rights. -[students] I know my rights. 282 00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:49,428 [Profe and students] You need a warrant. 283 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,887 -[knocking on door] -[Krissy] Mom? 284 00:14:58,887 --> 00:15:01,804 Isaac called me. 285 00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:03,970 He was worried you'd go on a bender without supervision. 286 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,095 Isaac thinks highly of himself. 287 00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:11,887 [sighs] Was he wrong? 288 00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:16,053 It's under control. 289 00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:18,512 Last time I saw you, you had ten fingers. 290 00:15:18,512 --> 00:15:20,553 I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 291 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,595 Do you even care that you lost your job? 292 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,261 I've been here 16 years. 293 00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:26,762 What do you think? 294 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,303 [sighs] 295 00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:32,512 Print is better for me anyway. 296 00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:33,887 I miss writing. 297 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:35,970 Maybe I could start a column. 298 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:37,136 "Mirta, She Wrote." 299 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:40,095 Yeah, well, good luck. 300 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:42,303 You know, if you're here to support, support. 301 00:15:42,303 --> 00:15:44,136 I'm not here to support you, Mom. 302 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:46,553 I'm here to tell you that I'm tired of supporting you. 303 00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:49,053 ¡Ay, Dios mio! Coño, nena, 304 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,095 I didn't grow up dreaming of doing bullshit stories. 305 00:15:51,095 --> 00:15:52,970 I wanted to anchor the news. 306 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,136 But diapers are expensive, mija, and you were a real shitter. 307 00:15:55,136 --> 00:15:56,637 Don't blame me for your life. 308 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,637 [elevator bell dings] 309 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,845 [exhales] 310 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,720 ♪ "Moments in Love" by Art of Noise ♪ 311 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,845 ♪♪♪ 312 00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:22,220 Mm. This? This old thing? 313 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:24,720 Oh, this is a bona fide old mine cushion cut. 314 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,804 That's right. [laughs] 315 00:16:26,804 --> 00:16:28,804 Oh, I'm Krystal. 316 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,470 It's a pleasure to meet you. 317 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,345 Or that. 318 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:35,970 Oh, no, good to meet you. 319 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:38,720 Oh, no. Oh, look at you, Krystal. 320 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,720 Krystal Stubbs, it's a pleasure. 321 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,595 Pleasure to meet you. Yes. 322 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:45,679 Oh. [laughs] 323 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,428 Mm. 324 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,512 Charmed. 325 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:51,512 [protesters] George Bush! Dan Quayle! 326 00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,220 Tell the truth about Roswell! 327 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,679 George Bush! Dan Quayle! Tell the truth about Roswell! 328 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:58,929 UFO! Groom Lake! 329 00:16:58,929 --> 00:17:00,178 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake. 330 00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:02,345 UFO! Groom Lake! Tell the truth... 331 00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:05,679 -[Krystal] What the hell? -UFO! Groom Lake! 332 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,512 Just look up in the sky, man, you'll see 'em. 333 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:10,053 It's a secret th-they don't want you to know. 334 00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:12,053 You'll see the truth. 335 00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:13,887 [Secret Service agent] Everyone, get away from the car! 336 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,303 [protesters] UFO! Groom Lake! 337 00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:16,845 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 338 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:19,011 UFO! Groom Lake! 339 00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:20,637 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 340 00:17:20,637 --> 00:17:22,970 UFO! Groom Lake! 341 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:25,053 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 342 00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:26,303 UFO! Groom Lake! 343 00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:28,428 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 344 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,387 -UFO! Groom Lake! -Evening, ma'am. 345 00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,095 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 346 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,553 -UFO! Groom Lake! -Tell the truth! Come on! 347 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,261 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 348 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,095 ♪♪♪ 349 00:17:41,512 --> 00:17:46,428 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 350 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:53,178 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 351 00:17:55,095 --> 00:18:00,261 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 352 00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:07,011 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 353 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:14,178 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 354 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:20,178 ♪ Moments in love ♪ 355 00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:22,261 A little pin. 356 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,720 -[camera clicks] -[quiet chatter] 357 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,387 -Hi. Good evening. -Good evening. 358 00:18:30,387 --> 00:18:32,553 Here's your pin. 359 00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:35,011 [harp music plays softly] 360 00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:37,679 You'll find tonight's seating plan at the top of the stairs. 361 00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:39,679 [indistinct chatter] 362 00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:41,428 [man] May I take that for you, miss? 363 00:18:41,428 --> 00:18:44,095 [Krystal] Oh. Thank you. 364 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,595 [man] Thank you. Yes. 365 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,220 [harp playing "The Star-Spangled Banner"] 366 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:00,762 [Victor] Profe. 367 00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,178 Victor. 368 00:19:02,178 --> 00:19:03,845 -¿Cómo estás? -Happy to see you back. 369 00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:14,679 [Victor] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 370 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:17,220 I couldn't come, eh, 371 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,220 because I had to make money... con hombre aquí. 372 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,679 Victor's boss? 373 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:25,178 No, Victor's his own boss. You can be, too. 374 00:19:25,178 --> 00:19:26,720 So can your whole class. 375 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,220 I mean, see, the thing is, 376 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,387 you're not just teaching these people English. 377 00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:32,679 You're teaching them how to be Americans. 378 00:19:32,679 --> 00:19:34,428 [chuckles] That's nice of you to say. 379 00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:37,845 And what's more American than owning your own business? 380 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,845 You have an opportunity here. 381 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,011 You can really help these people out. 382 00:19:43,011 --> 00:19:45,512 -Huh. -And making money. 383 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,220 What do you know about the distribution business? 384 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:53,553 [harp music playing] 385 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,887 [exhales] Oh, God. 386 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,512 They didn't misspell it, 387 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:58,553 did they? 388 00:19:58,553 --> 00:20:00,053 I can't find my name. 389 00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,303 Well, it wouldn't be that table. 390 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:03,804 Oh, well, that's my fiancé's name. 391 00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:06,720 So mine should be here. 392 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,178 Who are you? 393 00:20:11,178 --> 00:20:13,720 Oh, I'm Krystal Stubbs. 394 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,804 Pleased to meet you. 395 00:20:15,804 --> 00:20:17,679 And you are...? 396 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,261 Where do you come from, Miss Stubbs? 397 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,595 Right here. You? 398 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,011 That ring's been in my family 399 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,887 longer than Florida's been a state. 400 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,261 -[laughing] Oh. -[laughs] 401 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:41,553 So lovely to meet you, Mrs. Bonar. 402 00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,095 Shall we? 403 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:51,053 [Profe] So, a Jefferson is better than a Franklin 404 00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:53,303 but worse than a Washington? 405 00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:55,553 Well, I think they're all great. [laughs] 406 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,470 But FAM values them differently. 407 00:20:57,470 --> 00:21:00,011 Well, no, look, the difference between 408 00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,136 a Franklin and a Washington 409 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,887 is a Washington values themselves more. 410 00:21:05,887 --> 00:21:10,178 Okay? And that doesn't come from FAM. That comes from you. 411 00:21:10,178 --> 00:21:13,720 And the best part is, anybody can do it. 412 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,679 This is America. You can be anything you want to be. 413 00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:18,637 [laughter] 414 00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:20,845 [Krystal] And his car ended up in a swamp. 415 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:22,679 And he was eaten 416 00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:24,970 by an alligator. 417 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,136 But Cody was there for me. 418 00:21:29,136 --> 00:21:30,512 -Helped me out. -[exhales sharply] 419 00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:32,804 And my baby. 420 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:35,929 Riesling. 421 00:21:37,637 --> 00:21:41,053 Um, how much for a Miller High Life? 422 00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:42,428 [bartender] There's no charge, ma'am. 423 00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:45,095 Oh. Okay, well, then, forget about the beer. 424 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,428 I'll take a Lynchburg Lemonade. No ice. 425 00:21:47,428 --> 00:21:50,303 [quietly] They add ice so there's less booze. 426 00:21:50,303 --> 00:21:51,845 -Is that right? -Mm-hmm. 427 00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:52,970 Thank you. 428 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,136 Where is my son, anyway? 429 00:21:56,136 --> 00:21:59,345 Oh, I'm sure Obie's holding him up. 430 00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:01,011 Obie Garbeau? 431 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:03,261 Oh, Lord. 432 00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:05,929 The amount of my money Cody has handed over 433 00:22:05,929 --> 00:22:07,595 to that idiot. 434 00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:08,804 Your money? 435 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:11,512 Mm. 436 00:22:11,512 --> 00:22:13,512 Oh, bless your heart. 437 00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:15,762 You didn't think that he made 438 00:22:15,762 --> 00:22:18,053 all that money selling tile cleaner... 439 00:22:18,053 --> 00:22:20,387 [laughing] ...did you? Mm. 440 00:22:20,387 --> 00:22:22,011 I thought he had a pretty good business 441 00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:24,553 -going for himself. -My son is a feckless tit. 442 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:29,053 And Obie Garbeau is a clown. 443 00:22:30,428 --> 00:22:32,887 -Well, I'll drink to that. -[glasses clink] 444 00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:36,595 You know, I-I started my own water aerobics class. 445 00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:38,512 -Made it a FAM type of thing. -Mmm. 446 00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:40,428 And Obie Garbeau shut it down. 447 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:43,428 I thought he was supposed to be some sort of genius money guy. 448 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,887 [scoffs] 449 00:22:44,887 --> 00:22:47,428 Well, anyway, Splashercize is what I call it. 450 00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:51,136 Mmm. You put a lot of thought into that name, didn't you? 451 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,553 Mm-hmm. 452 00:22:52,553 --> 00:22:54,095 You know, 453 00:22:54,095 --> 00:22:58,887 you're all sitting with Obie in the back of the room. 454 00:22:58,887 --> 00:23:02,387 If you don't want to get stuck back there, 455 00:23:02,387 --> 00:23:04,303 do yourself a favor. 456 00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:07,720 Find a real investor. 457 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,387 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 458 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,178 [indistinct chatter] 459 00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:21,845 [Louise sighs] 460 00:23:21,845 --> 00:23:25,720 Well... let's see. 461 00:23:26,887 --> 00:23:29,095 Uh... 462 00:23:29,095 --> 00:23:31,178 They've seated us in the back. 463 00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:33,428 Again. 464 00:23:33,428 --> 00:23:35,637 I give these scumbags millions. 465 00:23:35,637 --> 00:23:37,929 Seven and Seven. Quick. 466 00:23:37,929 --> 00:23:40,261 -14. -It's a drink. 467 00:23:40,261 --> 00:23:43,220 Look, hang on. It's all right. 468 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,595 Let's go. Come on, now. 469 00:23:45,595 --> 00:23:47,595 Let's just go. We'll-we'll meet him. 470 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,178 -He should be here. -We'll find him. 471 00:23:52,178 --> 00:23:54,011 [Ellen Joy] So, um... 472 00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:56,011 [Krystal] I love your purse. 473 00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:57,428 [Ellen Joy] Thank you. 474 00:23:57,428 --> 00:23:59,970 -[Krystal] Is it a snow leopard? -[clears throat] 475 00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:01,970 Or tiger? Tiger. 476 00:24:04,595 --> 00:24:06,428 [Krystal] It's like a gym in the water. 477 00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:08,470 Everything you do outside the water, 478 00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:09,845 but inside the water. 479 00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:11,428 Howdy! 480 00:24:11,428 --> 00:24:13,720 Hello, Codworth. 481 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,970 -Mother. -Mmm. 482 00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:18,303 Thought you were in Saint-Tropez this time of year. 483 00:24:18,303 --> 00:24:20,303 Well, someone has to keep the Democrats 484 00:24:20,303 --> 00:24:23,470 from turning the government into an all-you-can-eat buffet. 485 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:25,428 [all laugh] 486 00:24:25,428 --> 00:24:26,637 Drink with us. Oops. 487 00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:28,887 -Oh. [laughs] -It's free. 488 00:24:28,887 --> 00:24:31,470 [Krystal and Cody chuckle] 489 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,595 Never turn down a free drink, Ellen Joy. 490 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:36,929 [laughs] 491 00:24:36,929 --> 00:24:39,887 Didn't I tell you I would show, Danny? 492 00:24:39,887 --> 00:24:42,136 And I am pleased as punch. 493 00:24:42,136 --> 00:24:43,845 Oh. [chuckles] 494 00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:46,136 What did you do to your nose? 495 00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,053 Oh, yeah, it's a... 496 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,679 It was turtles. 497 00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:50,929 It's a... Hi. 498 00:24:50,929 --> 00:24:52,845 I'm Dan Quayle. 499 00:24:52,845 --> 00:24:55,095 [laughing] No crap. 500 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:57,178 -[all laugh] -She's a real cracker. 501 00:24:57,178 --> 00:24:59,261 Mm. 502 00:24:59,261 --> 00:25:01,095 [whispers] Mr. Vice President... 503 00:25:01,095 --> 00:25:03,637 -[playing classical music] -Mmm. 504 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,512 Look around, Cody. 505 00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:18,762 CEOs. Oil tycoons. 506 00:25:18,762 --> 00:25:20,762 The vice goddang president. 507 00:25:20,762 --> 00:25:22,470 We're here. 508 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,387 -We did it. -We did? 509 00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:27,679 I just met the vice president. We did it. 510 00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:30,679 Oh, thank you. Ah! 511 00:25:30,679 --> 00:25:33,053 -Cheers. -No, I-I don't drink. 512 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,887 There's no alcohol in champagne. 513 00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:36,679 Just bubbles. 514 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:44,261 [laughs] Come here. 515 00:25:44,261 --> 00:25:45,470 No, we're gonna miss the speech. 516 00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:48,512 Who cares? Something about taxes. 517 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:50,804 But I'll tell you what, that, uh, Dana Carvey? 518 00:25:50,804 --> 00:25:53,053 They-they say that's comedy. I don't... I don't know. 519 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,720 -I'm not laughing. -Vice President. 520 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,762 Hey, there. When are we gonna get you down to Augusta? 521 00:25:57,762 --> 00:25:59,011 Aw, heck. They're gonna make us 522 00:25:59,011 --> 00:26:00,637 give all the money back if I don't get 523 00:26:00,637 --> 00:26:02,887 -up there and say a few words. -No, no, no, wait. 524 00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:04,845 Just a second, just a second. Um, I got a lawsuit 525 00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:06,261 down in your neck of the woods that-- 526 00:26:06,261 --> 00:26:07,720 I thank you for your support. 527 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,887 Now, listen, son. I just need a minute. 528 00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:12,470 [chuckling] I paid a lot of money for this dinner. 529 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:16,720 Then I suggest you... sit down and eat it. 530 00:26:19,428 --> 00:26:23,178 [drumroll playing] 531 00:26:23,178 --> 00:26:26,762 ♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪ 532 00:26:26,762 --> 00:26:30,887 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 533 00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:34,720 ♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪ 534 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,845 ♪ At the twilight's last gleaming... ♪ 535 00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:40,011 [Cody chuckling] 536 00:26:40,011 --> 00:26:41,804 Shh. 537 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,470 Tell the truth, Bush and Quayle! 538 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:46,387 -[Krystal] Oh, my God. -Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. 539 00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:47,679 Tell the truth! [grunts] 540 00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:48,929 You okay, ma'am? 541 00:26:48,929 --> 00:26:51,136 -Get down. -The truth is out there! 542 00:26:51,136 --> 00:26:52,970 My sincerest apologies for the disturbance. 543 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,011 -Thank you. -Give me a zip tie. 544 00:26:55,011 --> 00:26:56,553 Roswell! 545 00:26:56,553 --> 00:26:58,637 -[laughing] -Down. 546 00:26:58,637 --> 00:27:00,637 -Get down. -You don't understand! 547 00:27:00,637 --> 00:27:02,136 Stop struggling. 548 00:27:02,136 --> 00:27:03,762 -[Cody] Let's get in here. -I can't breathe! 549 00:27:03,762 --> 00:27:07,011 -♪ The brave. ♪ -[cheering] 550 00:27:07,011 --> 00:27:08,512 Come on. 551 00:27:08,512 --> 00:27:11,095 -[laughs] -What are we doing? 552 00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:12,428 Shut up. [chuckles] 553 00:27:12,428 --> 00:27:13,762 Okay. 554 00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:15,720 [Quayle] Unfortunately, 555 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,720 we've got about 34 million people uninsured. 556 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,804 They're uninsured because they can't afford it. 557 00:27:23,011 --> 00:27:24,845 The average American family 558 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:29,512 will spend $12,000 dollars a year on health insurance. 559 00:27:29,512 --> 00:27:31,428 But if we let the dang Democrats take over, 560 00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:34,011 -my friends, we're in trouble. -[laughter] 561 00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:36,345 [Krystal laughing] 562 00:27:38,053 --> 00:27:41,178 [Quayle] Long wait times. 563 00:27:41,178 --> 00:27:43,595 Rationing. The problem is, 564 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:47,887 doctors in America are spending a fortune 565 00:27:47,887 --> 00:27:50,512 -on malpractice insurance. -[man] Oh, yeah. 566 00:27:50,512 --> 00:27:54,387 There's only one problem, and that is it. 567 00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:56,595 He's right. 568 00:27:56,595 --> 00:27:58,136 -So, here's what we're gonna do. -[both panting] 569 00:27:58,136 --> 00:27:59,512 We're gonna fix the malpractice problem, 570 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:01,595 and we're gonna take the money we save there 571 00:28:01,595 --> 00:28:04,053 and transfer it into tax credits, 572 00:28:04,053 --> 00:28:05,387 vouchers and deductions. 573 00:28:05,387 --> 00:28:07,387 -[grunting] -Shh! 574 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,261 Americans are gonna use those to purchase health care 575 00:28:09,261 --> 00:28:13,178 on the private market, where it belongs. 576 00:28:13,178 --> 00:28:15,970 [crowd cheering] 577 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:19,804 Four more years! Four more years! 578 00:28:19,804 --> 00:28:21,970 -Four more years! -Thank you. [chuckles] 579 00:28:21,970 --> 00:28:24,679 Four more years! Four more years! 580 00:28:24,679 --> 00:28:25,887 Four more years! 581 00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:27,762 -[grunting] -Four more years! 582 00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:29,303 -[Quayle] Thank you. -Four more years! 583 00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:31,804 Four more years! Four more years! 584 00:28:31,804 --> 00:28:33,470 -Four more years! -[panting, grunting] 585 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,887 Four more years! 586 00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,720 [exhales] 587 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,720 [indistinct chatter] 588 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,887 [harp music playing] 589 00:28:53,428 --> 00:28:56,679 Nice little surprise. 590 00:28:56,679 --> 00:28:59,178 [chuckles] Well, if you took my calls, 591 00:28:59,178 --> 00:29:01,220 it wouldn't be, Mother. 592 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:04,637 Codworth, let me be clear with you. 593 00:29:04,637 --> 00:29:08,762 You don't buy a woman like that. 594 00:29:10,845 --> 00:29:12,637 You rent. 595 00:29:12,637 --> 00:29:15,970 Well, that is the woman I love. 596 00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,261 [sniffs] 597 00:29:17,261 --> 00:29:20,679 You smell like booze and filth. 598 00:29:25,053 --> 00:29:26,637 [laughs] 599 00:29:26,637 --> 00:29:29,470 That's more glitter than a Tampa titty bar. 600 00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:30,762 [Obie] I get this crap all the time. 601 00:29:30,762 --> 00:29:32,220 You wouldn't believe the trash I get. 602 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,345 [men laughing] 603 00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:36,762 [man] If only her IQ were as high 604 00:29:36,762 --> 00:29:38,470 -as her bra size. [laughs] -Oh, stop. 605 00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:40,011 -Krystal, hi. -Hey! Speak of the devil, 606 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:41,512 and the devil appears. 607 00:29:41,512 --> 00:29:43,178 Go ahead, have a seat. 608 00:29:43,178 --> 00:29:44,512 -That's enough, Obie. -What? 609 00:29:44,512 --> 00:29:45,720 [whispers] I'm sorry. 610 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,595 That's mine. 611 00:29:47,595 --> 00:29:48,762 -Give that back. -I'm sorry. 612 00:29:48,762 --> 00:29:50,887 Oh, no, no, you were using 613 00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:53,303 the Garbeau System to fill up your workout class. 614 00:29:53,303 --> 00:29:54,970 So I believe that makes it mine. 615 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,762 [men laugh] 616 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:00,970 -It's mine. -[man] Ooh, she's getting mad. 617 00:30:00,970 --> 00:30:01,887 -Fuckless... -Mine. 618 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,720 Fuckless tit. 619 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,679 -[men laughing] -[clattering] 620 00:30:10,053 --> 00:30:11,929 -[Obie] Right? Right? -I feel sick. 621 00:30:11,929 --> 00:30:14,345 -No, but Obie... -Obie said we can go. 622 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:16,345 [sighs] 623 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:42,845 -[both laugh] -[man] Hurry up. 624 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:46,178 All right, get in here. Shut the door. 625 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,303 Money. 626 00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:52,679 No talking. 627 00:30:52,679 --> 00:30:54,595 He don't speak English. 628 00:30:54,595 --> 00:30:57,553 -Dinero! -[patrons gasping] 629 00:30:57,553 --> 00:31:00,178 Hey, what-what's your name, friend? 630 00:31:01,387 --> 00:31:02,679 Uh, watches. 631 00:31:02,679 --> 00:31:05,679 We all have families, Mr. Watches. 632 00:31:05,679 --> 00:31:07,428 Think-think-think about your family. 633 00:31:07,428 --> 00:31:08,804 All right, hurry up! 634 00:31:08,804 --> 00:31:10,720 Come on, man. Put your shit in there. 635 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,679 Or-or may-maybe you don't. 636 00:31:13,679 --> 00:31:17,845 But that does not mean you're alone. 637 00:31:17,845 --> 00:31:20,553 It does not mean you're not loved. 638 00:31:20,553 --> 00:31:23,553 I don't know if you believe in God. 639 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,387 But at least believe in me. 640 00:31:32,887 --> 00:31:35,387 I love you, brother. 641 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,595 Come on, man, just drop it. 642 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:41,512 You need money. I-I get it. 643 00:31:41,512 --> 00:31:43,095 Okay? 644 00:31:43,095 --> 00:31:46,887 J-O-B might as well stand for "jump off a bridge." 645 00:31:46,887 --> 00:31:49,053 But look at you. 646 00:31:49,053 --> 00:31:50,762 You're driven. 647 00:31:50,762 --> 00:31:52,929 Come on, man, I just need the fucking cash. 648 00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:55,929 You can have the cash. 649 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,929 But you'd be missing the opportunity. 650 00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:02,095 Please, put it down. 651 00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:04,011 Please, put it down. Come on. 652 00:32:06,762 --> 00:32:09,762 I look at you, sir, and you know what I see? 653 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,303 Gumption. 654 00:32:14,303 --> 00:32:16,053 Potential. 655 00:32:18,011 --> 00:32:19,303 A man... 656 00:32:20,929 --> 00:32:24,303 ...who wants to be his own boss. 657 00:32:28,595 --> 00:32:30,595 You don't need a gun for that. 658 00:32:31,804 --> 00:32:34,095 [panting] 659 00:32:37,178 --> 00:32:39,970 I felt hopeless. 660 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,220 It's cold. 661 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,804 It's so cold. 662 00:32:48,804 --> 00:32:51,136 [sniffles] 663 00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:56,345 My name is Ray. 664 00:32:56,345 --> 00:32:58,011 -[gunshot] -[people gasping] 665 00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:00,929 [high-pitched ringing] 666 00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:04,095 I just needed a distraction. 667 00:33:05,762 --> 00:33:08,387 [muffled] Buddy, you saved us. 668 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,136 You're a goddamn hero! 669 00:33:10,136 --> 00:33:12,595 -Everybody cheer! -[clapping] 670 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:14,178 [high-pitched ringing] 671 00:33:14,178 --> 00:33:15,887 [muffled] Clap! 672 00:33:15,887 --> 00:33:17,804 We're going home because of you! 673 00:33:17,804 --> 00:33:18,845 You're gonna be all right. 674 00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:20,512 He's done! 675 00:33:21,553 --> 00:33:24,428 Get him a towel! 676 00:33:24,428 --> 00:33:25,470 Everybody cheer! 677 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,178 Everybody! 678 00:33:27,178 --> 00:33:30,679 We're going to our families because of this man. 679 00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:34,011 We need more people like you in America. 680 00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,512 [indistinct police radio chatter] 681 00:33:37,595 --> 00:33:38,679 [scoffs] 682 00:33:50,845 --> 00:33:52,053 [exhales] 683 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,136 -I could've saved him. -Ernie. 684 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,220 I could've saved him. 685 00:34:22,053 --> 00:34:24,095 ♪ atmospheric music ♪ 686 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:26,220 ♪♪♪ 687 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:41,637 [footsteps approaching] 688 00:34:41,637 --> 00:34:44,220 Holy schnikes. 689 00:34:45,345 --> 00:34:47,178 Ernie? 690 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,011 You okay? 691 00:34:58,595 --> 00:35:00,553 Stan, 692 00:35:00,553 --> 00:35:03,053 we need to talk. 693 00:35:03,053 --> 00:35:04,929 -[lock clicks] -[keys jangle] 694 00:35:04,929 --> 00:35:06,637 [dog barking in distance] 695 00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:09,387 I just want you to talk to me. 696 00:35:09,387 --> 00:35:10,804 This morning, you wanted to marry me. 697 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,053 [thumping] 698 00:35:12,053 --> 00:35:14,637 Um, the ba... Destinee's sleeping. 699 00:35:14,637 --> 00:35:17,387 Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to pay me, Krystal. 700 00:35:17,387 --> 00:35:18,387 I'm tipping you. 701 00:35:18,387 --> 00:35:19,595 No, it was a favor. 702 00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,553 It's not a job. 703 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,679 Here. 704 00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:25,720 [scoffs] Keep it. 705 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,303 Good night. 706 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:31,845 [door opens] 707 00:35:31,845 --> 00:35:33,303 -[door closes] -Go home, Cody. 708 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:35,887 Please, 709 00:35:35,887 --> 00:35:38,553 just-just tell me what's wrong, okay? 710 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,762 Please. 711 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,428 [Destine cooing softly] 712 00:35:43,762 --> 00:35:46,136 [door creaks shut] 713 00:35:48,261 --> 00:35:50,804 [sighs] 714 00:35:53,178 --> 00:35:55,679 We got to leave FAM. 715 00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:02,261 I think that champagne was spiked. 716 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:07,178 We can fund Splashercize without Obie. 717 00:36:07,178 --> 00:36:08,345 [grunts] 718 00:36:08,345 --> 00:36:11,387 Actually have a real business. 719 00:36:11,387 --> 00:36:15,220 Obie's the whole reason we were able to go tonight, Krystal. 720 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,845 Really? Did... 721 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:20,679 our Washington bonus checks pay for our tickets, 722 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,887 or was it your mom? 723 00:36:22,887 --> 00:36:26,053 I'm paying back every single penny, okay? 724 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:28,136 That is the promise of FAM. 725 00:36:28,136 --> 00:36:30,970 Yeah, but you don't need to do that. 726 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:34,136 Do you know how lucky you are? 727 00:36:34,136 --> 00:36:36,679 Being broke, it hurts like shit. 728 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:39,095 You want to pay your mom back? 729 00:36:39,095 --> 00:36:40,887 Pay her back with Splashercize. She loved it. 730 00:36:40,887 --> 00:36:41,970 -She said she'd invest. -[scoffs] 731 00:36:41,970 --> 00:36:43,095 That's our future. 732 00:36:43,095 --> 00:36:45,387 That's never gonna happen. 733 00:36:47,345 --> 00:36:49,303 Yes, it will. 734 00:36:50,387 --> 00:36:51,887 Never. 735 00:36:51,887 --> 00:36:53,553 You're just protecting Obie. 736 00:36:53,553 --> 00:36:56,804 I'm just protecting you, okay? 737 00:36:56,804 --> 00:36:59,637 You don't understand my mother. 738 00:36:59,637 --> 00:37:02,095 Look, my family... 739 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:04,178 I don't need them anymore. 740 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,178 Obie likes me. 741 00:37:06,178 --> 00:37:08,095 -[scoffs] -I can be my own man. 742 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,428 I can be my own millionaire, you know? I'm right there. 743 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:13,387 That's bullcrap. 744 00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,595 Obie loves me. 745 00:37:18,595 --> 00:37:20,804 -Ha. -And I love you. 746 00:37:20,804 --> 00:37:22,929 I'm building a future, 747 00:37:22,929 --> 00:37:27,053 and I can give us our dreams, Krystal, okay? 748 00:37:27,053 --> 00:37:30,303 But trust me, this is our business. 749 00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:33,679 Splashercize is our business, 750 00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:35,512 not FAM. 751 00:37:36,929 --> 00:37:38,762 No, not FAM. 752 00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:48,303 I'm getting money from the Garbeau Foundation now. 753 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:54,428 Obie signs the checks, not... n-not FAM. 754 00:37:54,428 --> 00:37:56,428 This is real. 755 00:37:56,428 --> 00:37:59,136 What the hell does that mean? 756 00:37:59,136 --> 00:38:01,595 [sighs] Obie explained it all to me. It's... 757 00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:05,303 It's privileged information, okay? 758 00:38:05,303 --> 00:38:07,387 It needs to be earned. 759 00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:09,970 You have to understand, if an IBO finds out too early, 760 00:38:09,970 --> 00:38:11,970 they'll-they'll discourage themselves. 761 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:14,387 What are you talking about? 762 00:38:14,387 --> 00:38:18,845 The margins on the FAM products are, um... 763 00:38:18,845 --> 00:38:20,261 they're slim. 764 00:38:21,929 --> 00:38:25,303 And sometimes they never really pay off. 765 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,261 What? 766 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:30,053 But Obie pays Garbeau Foundation employees 767 00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:32,387 from the System's profits. 768 00:38:32,387 --> 00:38:34,053 From the tapes 769 00:38:34,053 --> 00:38:36,637 and from the rallies and-and the books. 770 00:38:40,178 --> 00:38:43,512 The tapes we're required to buy. 771 00:38:43,512 --> 00:38:45,512 Yeah. 772 00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:49,470 Those fucking tapes told us we'd get rich from distribution. 773 00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:52,220 Yeah, but those tapes got us into Obie's circle of trust. 774 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,095 Travis died listening to what those fucking tapes 775 00:38:54,095 --> 00:38:56,261 told him to do! 776 00:38:56,261 --> 00:38:59,804 Travis died dreaming of getting where we are right now. 777 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,011 He-he'd back me up on this, and you know it. 778 00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:04,679 You brainwashed him. 779 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:07,095 If Travis hadn't believed in FAM, 780 00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:09,345 he'd have drunk himself to death! 781 00:39:09,345 --> 00:39:12,345 He told me that every day. 782 00:39:12,345 --> 00:39:14,512 Get the fuck out! 783 00:39:21,512 --> 00:39:25,136 [door opens, closes] 784 00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,220 [exhales] 785 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,345 [car engine starts] 786 00:39:35,345 --> 00:39:37,387 [tires squealing] 787 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,720 [exhales] 788 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,136 [sighs] 789 00:39:43,136 --> 00:39:45,970 [quietly] Fuck this. 790 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:48,220 -[grunts] -[clinking] 791 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:51,095 -[sniffles, sighs] -[Ernie] Howdy, neighbor. 792 00:39:51,095 --> 00:39:53,178 Just throwing stuff? 793 00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:55,595 Not having a good night, Ernie. 794 00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:57,512 What the heck's the matter? 795 00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:03,595 I got something that'll cheer you up a little bit. 796 00:40:03,595 --> 00:40:05,512 From now on, 797 00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:09,095 Ernie Gomes is full-time FAM time. 798 00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:12,095 I just resigned from Rebel Rapids. 799 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,679 Ernie... 800 00:40:16,679 --> 00:40:18,845 [sighs] 801 00:40:18,845 --> 00:40:20,845 There's no money in FAM. 802 00:40:20,845 --> 00:40:22,220 I know. 803 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,595 I know, but there's money in me. 804 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:24,637 That's why I did it. 805 00:40:24,637 --> 00:40:25,720 Listen to me. 806 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,136 You're not listening to me. 807 00:40:27,136 --> 00:40:29,428 [chuckles] Listen, don't worry about it. 808 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:32,303 By the time the vacation money's gone, 809 00:40:32,303 --> 00:40:34,428 we'll both be living in Cabo. 810 00:40:34,428 --> 00:40:36,512 Hopefully, we'll be neighbors there, too. 811 00:40:36,512 --> 00:40:37,970 -[laughs] -No, Ernie, listen! 812 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:45,011 I'm sorry I got you into this. 813 00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:48,887 I thought there was a way to win. 814 00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,762 There isn't. 815 00:40:50,762 --> 00:40:52,136 You can't. 816 00:40:52,136 --> 00:40:55,303 So, you and me and all our downline, 817 00:40:55,303 --> 00:40:57,220 we got to get out. We got to get out of this. 818 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,595 Stop it! 819 00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:01,428 You can't talk like that! 820 00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:04,136 Stop saying things like that! 821 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,929 You see this? 822 00:41:06,929 --> 00:41:08,178 This is hope. 823 00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:09,637 Without it, people die. 824 00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:11,095 You, me, everybody. 825 00:41:11,095 --> 00:41:12,637 You won't take it. 826 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,178 Not you! 827 00:41:14,178 --> 00:41:16,261 Stop it! 828 00:41:17,470 --> 00:41:19,345 Not you! 829 00:41:21,303 --> 00:41:23,637 Stop it! 830 00:41:38,178 --> 00:41:40,929 ♪ "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush ♪ 831 00:41:40,929 --> 00:41:42,345 [sighs] 832 00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:44,470 ♪♪♪ 833 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:58,804 -♪ It doesn't hurt me ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪ 834 00:41:58,804 --> 00:42:01,053 ♪ Do you want to feel how it feels? ♪ 835 00:42:01,053 --> 00:42:02,720 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪ 836 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,095 ♪ Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me? ♪ 837 00:42:06,095 --> 00:42:09,011 -♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪ -♪ Do you want to hear about ♪ 838 00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:12,053 -♪ The deal that I'm making? ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪ 839 00:42:12,053 --> 00:42:15,679 ♪ You ♪ 840 00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:16,845 [phone ringing] 841 00:42:16,845 --> 00:42:20,261 ♪ It's you and me ♪ 842 00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:22,387 ♪ And if I only could ♪ 843 00:42:22,387 --> 00:42:24,637 ♪ I'd make a deal with God ♪ 844 00:42:24,637 --> 00:42:28,136 ♪ And I'd get him to swap our places ♪ 845 00:42:28,136 --> 00:42:32,470 ♪ Be running up that road, be running up that hill ♪ 846 00:42:32,470 --> 00:42:34,637 ♪ Be running up that building... ♪ 847 00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:36,762 [Mirta] Hi. You've reached Mirta Herrara. 848 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:39,095 Please leave a message after the beep... 849 00:42:39,095 --> 00:42:41,553 -in one minute or less. -[beeps] 850 00:42:41,553 --> 00:42:44,095 [Krystal] Hi. This is Krystal Stubbs. 851 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,261 You know, the alligator widow. 852 00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:48,762 You gave me your card at the FAM rally. 853 00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:52,595 I've got a story to tell you, for your TV show. 854 00:42:54,095 --> 00:42:55,929 A big story. 855 00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:01,845 ♪ tense orchestral music ♪ 856 00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:03,679 ♪♪♪ 55812

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