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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,386 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:03,388 --> 00:00:06,323 What the fuck was that Joe? 3 00:00:06,325 --> 00:00:08,325 Uh, hello, hello Jamie. 4 00:00:08,327 --> 00:00:09,226 What was what? 5 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:10,928 The boats weren't good? 6 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:13,563 You set it all up didn't you Joe? 7 00:00:13,565 --> 00:00:14,900 It wasn't funny. 8 00:00:16,535 --> 00:00:17,835 Well I didn't, 9 00:00:17,837 --> 00:00:19,369 Jan set everything up but, 10 00:00:19,371 --> 00:00:20,971 those boats are fine, what's the deal? 11 00:00:20,973 --> 00:00:22,840 No I'm not talking about the fucking boat, 12 00:00:22,842 --> 00:00:27,377 what were the lights and was the creep in the alien suit? 13 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:28,745 What? 14 00:00:28,747 --> 00:00:29,947 Why would they bring us the cameras 15 00:00:29,949 --> 00:00:33,483 we left on the boat unless you told them to? 16 00:00:33,485 --> 00:00:35,819 Wait, who are they? 17 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:37,387 Seriously is this a joke? 18 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:39,992 Jamie. 19 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,562 Jamie are you guys okay? 20 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:47,632 No, we aren't fucking okay. 21 00:02:18,223 --> 00:02:19,822 I'm standing in front of what might be 22 00:02:19,824 --> 00:02:22,125 America's largest pyramid. 23 00:02:22,127 --> 00:02:24,094 A modern marvel. 24 00:02:24,096 --> 00:02:27,797 Based on the great pyramids of ancient Egypt. 25 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:30,567 Ancient astronaut theorist believe that 26 00:02:30,569 --> 00:02:33,405 this structure is of alien origin. 27 00:02:35,007 --> 00:02:38,008 The top points directly into the sky. 28 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:41,744 Calling, beckoning to another spirit. 29 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:45,148 The human hybrid creatures that protect it 30 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,386 clearly from another world. 31 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,422 Stay tuned as we discover the brilliance 32 00:02:52,424 --> 00:02:54,024 of alien 33 00:02:54,026 --> 00:02:54,859 engineers. 34 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,295 Great, cut. 35 00:02:58,297 --> 00:02:59,564 How'd that look? 36 00:03:04,136 --> 00:03:06,469 Go in the right lane. 37 00:03:06,471 --> 00:03:10,473 I'm on my way to speak with an expert on Area 51. 38 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:12,275 As a former CIA specialist, 39 00:03:12,277 --> 00:03:14,844 he worked on the secret government base 40 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,147 during the height of the cold war. 41 00:03:17,149 --> 00:03:20,984 He will surely give us some incredible insight 42 00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:23,822 into extraterrestrial engineering. 43 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:28,791 Turn right on to south Gibson Road. 44 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,628 Got it. 45 00:03:30,729 --> 00:03:33,498 You can get marijuana cards here. 46 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,141 Hi. 47 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:45,342 I'm Bjorn. 48 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,010 - I'm T.D., come in. - Oh thank you. 49 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:48,578 Oh this is incredible. 50 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,512 Well thank you, sir. 51 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:50,880 This is an incredible home. 52 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:51,814 Is this live. 53 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:54,386 An interview with T.D. Barnes. 54 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:58,121 T.D., thank you so much for having me. 55 00:03:58,123 --> 00:03:59,656 You're welcome. 56 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:03,260 While you were in Area 51 did you experience anything 57 00:04:03,262 --> 00:04:05,295 out of the ordinary? 58 00:04:05,297 --> 00:04:07,830 We were what was out of the ordinary there. 59 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:10,767 We built a plane back then with fly drills 60 00:04:10,769 --> 00:04:14,471 that's still the fastest high flying plane ever built. 61 00:04:14,473 --> 00:04:15,405 It was a UFO? 62 00:04:15,407 --> 00:04:17,440 - It was. - Interesting. 63 00:04:17,442 --> 00:04:19,042 We called it no one knew we had it. 64 00:04:19,044 --> 00:04:20,943 And it flew 90,000 feet. 65 00:04:20,945 --> 00:04:23,180 It flew fast intervals. 66 00:04:23,182 --> 00:04:26,183 And no one knew that, had any idea that anyone 67 00:04:26,185 --> 00:04:29,286 had a plane that fast and that you could fly it that high. 68 00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:33,056 We flew 28,050 Sordies out of Area 51. 69 00:04:33,058 --> 00:04:36,659 But this is a plane occasional right, Bjorn, just right. 70 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:37,729 It was a UFO. 71 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:42,699 Made by aliens? 72 00:04:42,701 --> 00:04:45,235 No, we built it, we made it. 73 00:04:47,472 --> 00:04:48,805 We all take the credit for it. 74 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:52,309 Alright, T.D., now I'd like to present 75 00:04:52,311 --> 00:04:55,345 some of my Area 51 theories to you. 76 00:04:55,347 --> 00:04:56,246 Okay. 77 00:04:56,248 --> 00:04:58,083 It is my belief that 78 00:04:59,318 --> 00:05:02,519 Area 51 is a government project 79 00:05:02,521 --> 00:05:05,188 that exists only to study 80 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:08,758 alien technology and reverse engineer it. 81 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,760 On top of that, 82 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:12,329 it's an alien 83 00:05:12,331 --> 00:05:13,165 morgue. 84 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:16,568 They study alien bodies, 85 00:05:17,869 --> 00:05:20,237 they take their DNA 86 00:05:20,239 --> 00:05:22,105 and they mix it 87 00:05:22,107 --> 00:05:22,941 with rats 88 00:05:23,942 --> 00:05:24,776 to see 89 00:05:25,777 --> 00:05:27,410 what happens. 90 00:05:27,412 --> 00:05:28,247 Then, 91 00:05:30,549 --> 00:05:32,081 they kill them, 92 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:32,982 the rats. 93 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:33,885 The rats. 94 00:05:35,554 --> 00:05:37,086 Reactions? 95 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:39,556 We've heard a lot of stories. 96 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:41,023 - People. - Similar to that? 97 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:42,992 - Similar to your theories. - Sure. 98 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,962 You know, it is a place to test flight. 99 00:05:45,964 --> 00:05:47,564 There's nothing underground, 100 00:05:47,566 --> 00:05:48,565 it's all 101 00:05:48,567 --> 00:05:50,467 oriented towards 102 00:05:50,469 --> 00:05:51,601 flight technology. 103 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:52,702 Flying 104 00:05:52,704 --> 00:05:54,204 alien technology. 105 00:05:54,206 --> 00:05:55,972 Well I won't say alien for that, 106 00:05:55,974 --> 00:05:58,408 I've never seen an alien in this life. 107 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:01,079 But it could happen in Area 51. 108 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:05,915 You still would not be able to see the fetus, 109 00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:08,050 you'll be in a bad place to do it because you got, 110 00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:09,319 for example when... 111 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:12,054 I was at a diner earlier today and 112 00:06:12,056 --> 00:06:15,392 the server mentioned that she saw something 113 00:06:15,394 --> 00:06:17,026 funny in the sky 114 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,863 so people are talking. 115 00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:21,931 And they do see something. 116 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:23,132 Alien? 117 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:25,168 They do see something but it's not alien. 118 00:06:25,170 --> 00:06:28,438 We have found some stuff out there that looks 119 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,540 so out of this world. 120 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,175 You could have other worldly shapes. 121 00:06:32,177 --> 00:06:35,044 You can even have a saucer. 122 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:38,215 These shapes that man could not even dream of? 123 00:06:38,217 --> 00:06:39,549 Well we've dreamed em' up. 124 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:42,519 We've actually tried saucer technology. 125 00:06:42,521 --> 00:06:44,254 It was very unstable. 126 00:06:44,256 --> 00:06:46,489 It needs that alien touch to fly. 127 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:47,426 It would. 128 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:56,065 I just got the inside scoop on Area 51 129 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,868 but my research cannot stop here. 130 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,670 I am this close to uncovering 131 00:07:00,672 --> 00:07:04,974 a huge alien conspiracy happening right here 132 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:06,745 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 133 00:07:09,314 --> 00:07:11,814 Hey Bjorn, tell the camera's to fuck themselves 134 00:07:11,816 --> 00:07:15,987 'cause I don't wanna look at em' right now, I'm too hot. 135 00:07:17,922 --> 00:07:20,523 Brian can you get a close up on his tan line? 136 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,124 Yeah there's no tan line. 137 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,860 What'd you think of T.D.? 138 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,828 Was it usable? 139 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:27,730 It was cool but, 140 00:07:27,732 --> 00:07:30,068 he didn't think it was real. 141 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,969 Aliens? 142 00:07:32,971 --> 00:07:35,204 I don't know, what'd you think? 143 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,139 Yeah I think it might be unusable. 144 00:07:37,141 --> 00:07:40,209 I'd like to know, I don't know. 145 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,646 Oh man the sun. 146 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:45,948 Hey, before everyone goes tonight, 147 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:50,054 remember we need to get some of those street interviews. 148 00:07:58,297 --> 00:08:00,029 The water cycle of the earth 149 00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:02,064 is a constant dance. 150 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:05,304 A pull and push, an exchange of energy. 151 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:08,938 I don't understand it. 152 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,074 I don't get this show. 153 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:14,913 He just keeps talking and talking. 154 00:08:17,382 --> 00:08:20,049 - It's boring. - Yeah I think so. 155 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:22,554 There's just no mystery in it. 156 00:08:24,122 --> 00:08:25,790 Look, it says water. 157 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,158 He's saying water. 158 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,059 Werter. 159 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:32,194 Werter. 160 00:08:32,196 --> 00:08:34,431 The world's made out of werter. 161 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,998 Werter. 162 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,899 Werter. 163 00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:38,568 Cold werter. 164 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,503 You guys wanna go to the werter park? 165 00:08:40,505 --> 00:08:42,171 Jamie, why are you watching this? 166 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,406 He has seven doctorates. 167 00:08:43,408 --> 00:08:45,074 Do you think she likes him? 168 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:46,275 She likes him. 169 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,344 - She loves him. - He's like the next 170 00:08:47,346 --> 00:08:48,578 Carl Sagan. 171 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,246 Do you love him, Jamie? 172 00:08:50,248 --> 00:08:51,448 Who's Carl Sagan? 173 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,383 Little Doctor Werter. 174 00:08:53,385 --> 00:08:56,085 Seven doctorates in werter. 175 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,287 I have a doctorate of werter. 176 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,392 Oh water skiing. 177 00:09:05,664 --> 00:09:07,397 Since the dawn of civilization, 178 00:09:07,399 --> 00:09:09,165 humans have been dealing with these changes 179 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,267 as they naturally occurred. 180 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:14,704 The ancient peoples of Mesopotamia in this valley in Egypt 181 00:09:14,706 --> 00:09:17,106 developed systems of agriculture and engineering 182 00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:19,776 to supply their regions with fresh water 183 00:09:19,778 --> 00:09:21,212 and fertile soil. 184 00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:26,082 I'm actually standing in ancient Egypt right now. 185 00:09:26,084 --> 00:09:29,588 This is what this region looks like today. 186 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:38,027 Ficals of drought have left this area of the world 187 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:39,962 an arid desert. 188 00:09:39,964 --> 00:09:41,531 Without fresh water preserves, 189 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,700 modern Egyptians would not be able to survive 190 00:09:43,702 --> 00:09:46,436 in such a harsh climate. 191 00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:49,606 In the past few decades all around the world 192 00:09:49,608 --> 00:09:52,444 the temperature has been going up. 193 00:09:53,878 --> 00:09:56,881 None of the hottest is it? 194 00:09:57,982 --> 00:10:00,116 What are you drinking? 195 00:10:00,118 --> 00:10:02,619 I don't know. 196 00:10:02,621 --> 00:10:05,455 Werter. 197 00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:07,056 And we're beginning to see the consequences 198 00:10:07,058 --> 00:10:11,229 of wasting the one thing most essential to our survival. 199 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:19,671 Water. 200 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,043 And, 201 00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:27,879 action! 202 00:10:29,013 --> 00:10:29,946 Bjorn. 203 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:31,147 Hi, Rizza. 204 00:10:31,149 --> 00:10:32,081 It's so nice to meet you. 205 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,450 Rizza, 206 00:10:33,452 --> 00:10:36,352 now as a lifelong resident in Las Vegas 207 00:10:36,354 --> 00:10:38,154 surely you've heard of 208 00:10:38,156 --> 00:10:41,057 - some of the Area 51. - Yes. 209 00:10:41,059 --> 00:10:42,324 Yes. 210 00:10:42,326 --> 00:10:44,126 Have you yourself visited the site? 211 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:45,294 No I have not. 212 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,363 I heard it's very, 213 00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:48,898 people are very strict down there, 214 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,767 they can't even let you go anywhere near so. 215 00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:52,101 Do you fear that 216 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:54,038 the life forms that are 217 00:10:55,507 --> 00:10:58,775 habituating in Area 51 might be spill over to the city? 218 00:10:58,777 --> 00:11:00,109 You know what? 219 00:11:00,111 --> 00:11:03,412 Whatever they're doing down there. 220 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,147 - God knows what it is. - Rizza, it's a simple 221 00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:08,920 yes or no, was Las Vegas built on alien gold? 222 00:11:09,954 --> 00:11:11,153 I wouldn't say that. 223 00:11:11,155 --> 00:11:14,290 Look at the spoils of riches in this city. 224 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,626 Would you not argue that 225 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:18,561 it's far too much for man? 226 00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:19,998 It's beautiful. 227 00:11:21,065 --> 00:11:23,234 Other worldly beautiful? 228 00:11:26,538 --> 00:11:27,804 Yes. 229 00:11:27,806 --> 00:11:28,838 I think we've come a little bit closer 230 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,609 to finding the truth. 231 00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:34,544 Alright. 232 00:11:34,546 --> 00:11:36,212 Alright and, 233 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:37,847 action. 234 00:11:37,849 --> 00:11:39,381 Bjorn. 235 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:40,950 - Scott, nice to meet you. - Scott, nice to meet you. 236 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,218 Do you have any 237 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,286 explanations as to why there's so much 238 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,556 strangeness in this area? 239 00:11:46,558 --> 00:11:49,492 I think people you know this day in age, 240 00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:51,427 they need something out the norm to get 241 00:11:51,429 --> 00:11:53,295 out their hundrome lifestyles, you know? 242 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,698 Now I don't wanna put words in your mouth but, 243 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,167 do you think the helicopters that are constantly 244 00:11:58,169 --> 00:12:00,169 circling the city are trying to communicate 245 00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:02,073 with another life form? 246 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:07,109 You know that's, I don't know, that's interesting. 247 00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:09,712 They could be, they could be looking for life forms. 248 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:11,681 I personally believe in aliens, 249 00:12:11,683 --> 00:12:12,915 I think it's 250 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,317 ignorant to not think there could be other 251 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,820 you know, intelligent life form out there. 252 00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:19,522 So, I mean if there was anything out here, 253 00:12:19,524 --> 00:12:21,758 I would not surprise to be honest with you, you know? 254 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,992 I agree. 255 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:26,095 There you have it, one step closer. 256 00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,833 We'll be back on Alien Engineers. 257 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:33,636 I'm putting on the spy glasses. 258 00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:36,105 It's gonna be like that show. 259 00:12:36,107 --> 00:12:36,939 What was that show? 260 00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:38,677 Not Home Improvement. 261 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:42,547 I'm going deep undercover. 262 00:12:54,926 --> 00:12:57,259 Gross. 263 00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:58,595 Could this be 264 00:12:58,597 --> 00:12:59,397 an alien? 265 00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,134 She sure looks like one. 266 00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:06,068 Half computer, 267 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,069 half 268 00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:09,739 beautiful other worldly woman. 269 00:13:09,741 --> 00:13:11,509 We're getting closer. 270 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,416 Where's Bjorn and Britney? 271 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:22,353 These things are really good. 272 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,422 Could this be evidence of an alien? 273 00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:27,824 This man here? 274 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:31,162 Sure looks like I'm an innocent alien. 275 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:38,269 Dang, are you seeing this? 276 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,104 Oh shit. 277 00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:43,940 Oh my god, she just shape shifted. 278 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:45,007 She shape shifted. 279 00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:47,679 Oh she's another alien lady now. 280 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,759 Hey look at this. 281 00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:05,161 It's like a space ship. 282 00:14:05,163 --> 00:14:06,896 Bright lights. 283 00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:07,899 Shiny bulbs. 284 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:09,699 Aliens. 285 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,133 Oh it's jamming it. 286 00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:13,137 Oh that's an alien term? 287 00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,379 What is that? 288 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:02,551 We gotta go. 289 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,753 We gotta go. 290 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:04,553 We gotta go, come on, come on. 291 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,688 We gotta go, let's go. 292 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,383 We're being chased 'cause we're inches 293 00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:35,653 from the truth. 294 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:38,654 Give me your camera. 295 00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:40,391 Right now, right now! 296 00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,896 I am so sorry. 297 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,830 I have no idea what they were doing in there 298 00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,932 but whatever it is, I'm sorry and it's my responsibility 299 00:15:49,934 --> 00:15:51,233 and I apologize. 300 00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:54,837 I'm a line producer on a mystery channel show, 301 00:15:54,839 --> 00:15:56,405 it's called Alien Engineers. 302 00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:59,108 I'm sorry, so you said Alien Engineers? 303 00:15:59,110 --> 00:15:59,878 Yeah. 304 00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:08,684 Very sorry to interrupt your shoot, 305 00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:12,757 we will not be bothering you again, best of luck. 306 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:34,376 Hey everyone, it's Britney Big Time and Bjorn, 307 00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:37,048 we're here in Las Vegas, Nevada. 308 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:40,082 We're filming today 309 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:42,451 and Bjorn has something to say you to guys. 310 00:16:42,453 --> 00:16:43,485 No I don't. 311 00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:44,921 He does. 312 00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:45,988 Go to bed. 313 00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,523 Oh god. 314 00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:50,428 Well, it's been a pretty crazy day. 315 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,031 Bjorn got a tan and 316 00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:56,968 I saw a couple famous athletes, 317 00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:01,070 some really cool ones so that was cool. 318 00:17:01,072 --> 00:17:03,105 Who did you see? 319 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,908 I saw all those guys at the pepper mill. 320 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,744 Who? 321 00:17:08,179 --> 00:17:09,511 Peyton Manning. 322 00:17:09,513 --> 00:17:12,314 You saw Peyton Manning today? 323 00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,151 Uh huh. 324 00:17:14,552 --> 00:17:16,118 Okay, well this is just gonna be a quick one tonight 325 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,387 'cause we're pretty tired from shooting but. 326 00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:19,688 What sport does he play? 327 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,857 Football. 328 00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:21,692 Idiot. 329 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,894 - Okay, ready. - Getting any athletes? 330 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,195 Ready. 331 00:17:26,197 --> 00:17:27,897 One, two, three. 332 00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:30,366 ♪ Vegas, Vegas 333 00:17:30,368 --> 00:17:32,534 ♪ Kiss from above 334 00:17:32,536 --> 00:17:34,871 ♪ Vegas, Vegas 335 00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:37,974 ♪ A white velvet glove 336 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:40,242 Could you please just sing something? 337 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:42,411 I'm running out of material. 338 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,546 No one's gonna watch this. 339 00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:45,383 Okay. 340 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,818 Okay well check out, 341 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,754 check out my blog, we'll be posting some more photos 342 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:55,925 of the trip and Bjorn is gonna 343 00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:59,597 tell you something right before we go to bed. 344 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,004 You awake? 345 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:08,806 No. 346 00:18:10,074 --> 00:18:11,175 I'm sleeping. 347 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,844 Drawing a penis 348 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,748 on Brian's stupid face. 349 00:18:18,716 --> 00:18:19,550 Take one. 350 00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:42,304 - Alright. - Alright. 351 00:18:42,306 --> 00:18:44,473 Yeah we're rolling. 352 00:18:44,475 --> 00:18:48,646 I'm here in the car to go to a giant fucking dam. 353 00:18:50,982 --> 00:18:52,648 Giant fucking dam. 354 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:55,417 Brian's a giant fucking dam. 355 00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:56,518 I know what a dam is. 356 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,254 What's a dam? 357 00:18:58,256 --> 00:19:00,923 It was once a river and now it is a lake. 358 00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,391 Brian thinks that we're going to see 359 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:05,561 a giant dental dam and he can't wait 'cause he's never. 360 00:19:05,563 --> 00:19:07,896 I've never seen a dental damn before. 361 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,765 I honestly haven't either but. 362 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:10,601 It's a 363 00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:16,005 prophylactic sheet of latex or something that's not latex. 364 00:19:16,007 --> 00:19:18,240 Oh it's prophylactic sheet, you guys. 365 00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,508 I don't know what this. 366 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:20,809 Jamie, yeah, what the hell is that? 367 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,979 Well let me tell you how I use it on Brit. 368 00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,915 I put a piece of rubber 369 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:28,850 on each tooth and I go nuts. 370 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:30,419 Giant fucking dam. 371 00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,521 Giant fucking dam! 372 00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:34,256 I'm on my way to the Hoover Dam, 373 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:38,194 one of the most incredible structures 374 00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:40,329 in the western world. 375 00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:43,065 I've gotta ask a question, 376 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,601 is this structure a product 377 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,171 of alien engineers? 378 00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:52,143 Is it? 379 00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:02,520 Look at how much water that is that isn't there. 380 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,196 - Whoa. - Wow. 381 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,635 It's so 382 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,869 big, I don't know, I guess I thought it was 383 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:23,472 gonna be a lot smaller. 384 00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:26,977 Can you imagine working on this? 385 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,816 Wow. 386 00:20:40,558 --> 00:20:42,091 Alien rock. 387 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:45,996 Brian, is this where your mom was born? 388 00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:50,166 I'm standing in front of the winged guardians 389 00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:53,169 of the republic atop of the great Hoover Dam. 390 00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:56,372 I'm gonna talk with two experts nearby 391 00:20:56,374 --> 00:21:00,478 to get to the bottom of this and uncover the truth. 392 00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:05,381 The timing for creating the celestial chart, 393 00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:06,682 according to the artist 394 00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:10,252 was that he believed that someday, somehow 395 00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:14,123 future civilizations would find their way here. 396 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,358 Do you think that it's possible, 397 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,328 thousands of men and women 398 00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,029 made this alone? 399 00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,865 Or could they have had help from something above? 400 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,901 I mean all the clues are here. 401 00:21:25,903 --> 00:21:27,738 The winged sculptures. 402 00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:30,372 The celestial writings. 403 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,573 Like aliens? 404 00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:33,242 - Like aliens. - Supplying beams. 405 00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:34,976 It's conclusive then, 406 00:21:34,978 --> 00:21:39,150 aliens have had some effect on this dam being built. 407 00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:42,451 Erika agrees. 408 00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:43,287 I what? 409 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,823 That's right. 410 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,158 To assist these future visitors, 411 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,927 the sculpture also created a celestial watch 412 00:21:51,929 --> 00:21:53,364 or wheel of time. 413 00:21:54,832 --> 00:21:58,267 The yellow arch on the floor is actually a complete circle 414 00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,371 showing 26,000 earth years 415 00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:03,239 or one great year. 416 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:06,410 Or a platonic year in astronomy terms. 417 00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:15,719 Hoover Dam, interview two, camera one and take one. 418 00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:19,755 It's a giant concrete thing, man made. 419 00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:21,257 Trying to control nature. 420 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:23,091 Trying to control 421 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,660 - nature. - Yes. 422 00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:27,463 Who would try to control nature? 423 00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:28,397 Man. 424 00:22:28,399 --> 00:22:30,799 Could man have had help? 425 00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,401 - Such as? - From another world. 426 00:22:32,403 --> 00:22:35,871 Think about the winged statues in the front. 427 00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,039 A signal to the sky gods. 428 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,808 They look like angels. 429 00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:41,143 They look like angels. 430 00:22:41,145 --> 00:22:42,978 God-like aliens. 431 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:45,481 Alisha on Alien Engineers. 432 00:22:45,483 --> 00:22:46,748 Thank you, Alisha. 433 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,016 Oh you're welcome, glad I could help. 434 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,017 Do you wanna check out the gift shop? 435 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,452 Sure. 436 00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:51,289 Great. 437 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,293 Visiting the Hoover Dam was a strange 438 00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,361 and incredible experience. 439 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:01,797 I am more and more convinced 440 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,267 that we are near an epicenter of alien activity. 441 00:23:05,269 --> 00:23:09,305 In fact, my information tells me that strange phenomena 442 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:13,477 is happening just north of Hoover Dam in Lake Mead. 443 00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:17,346 I think that's a wrap on Vegas 444 00:23:17,348 --> 00:23:20,316 and I think it's time to have fun. 445 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:22,851 Brian, will you accompany me? 446 00:23:22,853 --> 00:23:24,920 You ever seen Cocktail? 447 00:23:24,922 --> 00:23:26,722 You ever seen it? 448 00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:28,990 Who am I right now? Tom Cruise. 449 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,229 Look at this, look at this. 450 00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,233 Tom Cruise. 451 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,134 Put a little milk in there. 452 00:23:39,136 --> 00:23:40,471 Just a little. 453 00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:45,941 That's good. 454 00:23:45,943 --> 00:23:46,775 One for you. 455 00:23:46,777 --> 00:23:48,076 What is this? 456 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,611 Alien cum. 457 00:23:49,613 --> 00:23:50,446 Wait, wait, wait. 458 00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:51,280 I name it. 459 00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:52,180 Wait, wait. 460 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,549 Just enjoy the milk. 461 00:23:53,551 --> 00:23:55,517 This is disgusting. 462 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,119 It's an acquired taste. 463 00:23:58,121 --> 00:23:59,054 - Cheers. - Cheers. 464 00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,157 Yum, yum, yum. 465 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,729 It's actually pretty good. 466 00:24:07,731 --> 00:24:08,764 Hey, I kinda like it. 467 00:24:08,766 --> 00:24:10,666 - Yeah? - Yeah. 468 00:24:10,668 --> 00:24:12,501 Ready for number two? 469 00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:13,735 Let's go for loli. 470 00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:15,971 What about Brian? Brian? 471 00:24:15,973 --> 00:24:16,905 - Which one, this one. - Brian. 472 00:24:16,907 --> 00:24:18,740 Brian we gotta go. 473 00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:20,342 - Okay. - Brian. 474 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:22,513 Did you just call her mom? 475 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:34,089 The whole world lies under the swear of the wicked one. 476 00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:35,557 So who's the wicked one 477 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:39,060 of this age, his name is Satan, the devil. 478 00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:43,131 He's the author of confusion and deception. 479 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:47,037 It's an alien. 480 00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:09,325 It's good. 481 00:25:09,327 --> 00:25:10,160 It's mild. 482 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,879 Last night in Vegas. 483 00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,814 - Last night in Vegas. - Great. 484 00:25:32,816 --> 00:25:34,151 - Cheers. - Cheers. 485 00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:24,733 Their fountain dried up. 486 00:26:24,735 --> 00:26:26,737 It's time for Lake Mead. 487 00:26:29,206 --> 00:26:30,040 Yeah. 488 00:26:35,212 --> 00:26:36,445 Bjorn! 489 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,414 Bjorn it's the one with the twins. 490 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,782 It's the episode with the twins. 491 00:26:40,784 --> 00:26:42,052 Largest city. 492 00:26:44,422 --> 00:26:48,023 We're here investigating the marshland. 493 00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,959 Millions of years ago Chicago was one 494 00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:52,062 big wet land. 495 00:26:53,631 --> 00:26:54,830 But, 496 00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:57,835 tons and tons of concrete now occupy 497 00:26:59,002 --> 00:27:01,038 what was once watery mud. 498 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,742 Were the ancient astronauts involved? 499 00:27:06,744 --> 00:27:08,577 Quite possibly. 500 00:27:08,579 --> 00:27:10,746 Did the ancient astronauts 501 00:27:10,748 --> 00:27:12,683 plant tracking devices? 502 00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:16,552 Likely. 503 00:27:16,554 --> 00:27:18,386 Didn't he get rug burn in that episode? 504 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:19,287 He did. 505 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,656 Yeah. 506 00:27:20,658 --> 00:27:23,661 Oh my god it's so good. 507 00:27:28,766 --> 00:27:31,066 It is well documented that when the grey's 508 00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:35,837 are present around you, you will feel a surge of electricity 509 00:27:35,839 --> 00:27:37,205 and you'll have goosebumps 510 00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:39,841 and it's very well documented that their presence 511 00:27:39,843 --> 00:27:42,343 will do that in humans. 512 00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:43,579 Alright. 513 00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:44,480 Okay I'll turn it on. 514 00:27:44,482 --> 00:27:45,647 Be ready at 10:30. 515 00:27:45,649 --> 00:27:46,982 Be ready at 10:30. 516 00:27:46,984 --> 00:27:47,818 10:30. 517 00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,152 Hey Bjorn, Bjorn you take a pup? 518 00:27:51,154 --> 00:27:53,321 When we had dental work done, 519 00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:56,892 we were getting messages from aliens. 520 00:27:56,894 --> 00:28:00,998 Based on some of the research that my sister has done, 521 00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:06,167 the implants, in our case, dental implants 522 00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:10,240 are a very common way for aliens to track people. 523 00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:13,542 And it got to the point now 524 00:28:13,544 --> 00:28:16,311 we started after that experience, I was actually afraid 525 00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,814 to talk to Tracy about it. 526 00:28:18,816 --> 00:28:21,016 I know, I'm sorry here hold this for a minute. 527 00:28:21,018 --> 00:28:22,250 I think I can get through it. 528 00:28:22,252 --> 00:28:23,919 We get very bad feedback, 529 00:28:23,921 --> 00:28:26,757 it's quite common to get feedback. 530 00:28:32,029 --> 00:28:33,662 - Bye Jamie, bye. - Bye Jamie. 531 00:28:33,664 --> 00:28:37,265 I'll see you, have fun with Sigon. 532 00:28:37,267 --> 00:28:38,433 I know that its 533 00:28:38,435 --> 00:28:41,002 hit me since I've been here. 534 00:28:41,004 --> 00:28:43,404 Do you have a sense that someone's tracking you? 535 00:28:43,406 --> 00:28:44,506 No. 536 00:28:44,508 --> 00:28:45,509 You don't, 537 00:28:48,078 --> 00:28:49,277 you don't get that? 538 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,912 No. 539 00:28:50,914 --> 00:28:52,347 Interesting. 540 00:28:52,349 --> 00:28:54,082 I'm getting tracked because I'm looking at my phone 541 00:28:54,084 --> 00:28:56,384 that I'm using for GPS. 542 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,754 Quite possibly that phone 543 00:28:58,756 --> 00:29:02,357 was planted there by ancient astronauts. 544 00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:05,393 Could it be that the ancient astronauts 545 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,629 have found a way to block 546 00:29:07,631 --> 00:29:09,965 the signals of tracking 547 00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:10,999 so that 548 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,401 they still track you but 549 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,403 you feel nothing? 550 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:16,672 - Kendal. - Yeah? 551 00:29:16,674 --> 00:29:20,475 Do you feel like you're being tracked? 552 00:29:20,477 --> 00:29:21,710 No. 553 00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:23,812 Do you feel like someone 554 00:29:23,814 --> 00:29:25,148 is watching you? 555 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,182 No. 556 00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:28,750 - Let me rephrase. - Okay. 557 00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:32,756 Do you feel as though someone is tracking you? 558 00:29:49,907 --> 00:29:50,806 Brian what are you doing? 559 00:29:50,808 --> 00:29:52,810 What, nothing. 560 00:29:56,213 --> 00:30:00,383 I thought I knew the secrets of the slots. 561 00:30:05,255 --> 00:30:07,656 - Don't ask. - Don't ask. 562 00:30:07,658 --> 00:30:10,158 Who is your big musical influence? 563 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,092 SRB? 564 00:30:11,094 --> 00:30:12,027 Who? 565 00:30:12,029 --> 00:30:13,194 Stevie Ray Barn. 566 00:30:13,196 --> 00:30:14,562 I don't know who that is. 567 00:30:14,564 --> 00:30:17,098 He's very nimble on the finger board. 568 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,299 Is he like Santana? 569 00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:20,969 I think so yeah except he plays in more 570 00:30:20,971 --> 00:30:22,873 like keys or something. 571 00:30:25,976 --> 00:30:28,644 I bought a cool swimsuit from China. 572 00:30:28,646 --> 00:30:30,345 I got a Chinese swimsuit too 573 00:30:30,347 --> 00:30:32,614 but it feels European. 574 00:30:32,616 --> 00:30:35,550 I feel like if we spent maybe an hour longer with T.D. 575 00:30:35,552 --> 00:30:37,585 he would've welled us something. 576 00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:39,788 But I had a nice report with him. 577 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:41,089 I thought you guys got along. 578 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,258 - I thought we did too. - It was great. 579 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,960 I felt a connection. 580 00:30:44,962 --> 00:30:48,063 Bjorn and I made up this rap song. 581 00:30:48,065 --> 00:30:49,130 Oh we gotta hear it. 582 00:30:49,132 --> 00:30:51,132 ♪ I've gotta dick man with us 583 00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:52,567 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 584 00:30:52,569 --> 00:30:54,169 - I got two. - Wait, wait. 585 00:30:54,171 --> 00:30:55,737 - Okay what's the first? - I got two. 586 00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:57,873 A tit in my hand, a dick in. 587 00:30:57,875 --> 00:31:01,979 ♪ Two dicks in my hand and a dick up my butt 588 00:31:03,313 --> 00:31:05,546 ♪ You come in the front 589 00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:07,515 ♪ I come in the front 590 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:11,552 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 591 00:31:11,554 --> 00:31:14,089 We haven't done it in awhile. 592 00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:15,957 Wait no wait. 593 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,258 Wait how does it start I like this. 594 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:22,197 ♪ Two dicks in my hand and a dick up my butt 595 00:31:22,199 --> 00:31:26,369 ♪ Two dicks in my hand and a dick up my butt 596 00:31:28,605 --> 00:31:30,105 There's another butt rhyme. 597 00:31:30,107 --> 00:31:34,211 Well yeah 'cause they keep saying a dick in my butt. 598 00:31:35,078 --> 00:31:36,712 You come in the front. 599 00:31:36,714 --> 00:31:37,612 Oh yeah. 600 00:31:37,614 --> 00:31:39,214 ♪ You come in the front 601 00:31:39,216 --> 00:31:41,482 - I come in... - No wait, I come in the front 602 00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:43,618 - you come in my butt. - Come in my butt. 603 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,020 Okay let's start from the start 604 00:31:45,022 --> 00:31:45,854 in the beginning. 605 00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:47,155 Okay. 606 00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:50,091 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 607 00:31:50,093 --> 00:31:51,960 ♪ I come in the front 608 00:31:51,962 --> 00:31:53,561 ♪ You come in my butt 609 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,196 - No that's not right. - Yeah it is. 610 00:31:55,198 --> 00:31:56,798 There was something about like. 611 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,068 ♪ I've got one fist in the air and a dick up my butt 612 00:32:00,070 --> 00:32:01,569 No, no, no, not a dick up my butt. 613 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,073 A fist in the air, 614 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,508 fist up your butt. 615 00:32:06,643 --> 00:32:08,176 Oh yeah, yeah. 616 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:11,146 ♪ Got one fist in the air and one fist up your butt 617 00:32:11,148 --> 00:32:13,014 ♪ I come in the front 618 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:16,417 ♪ You come in my butt 619 00:32:16,419 --> 00:32:17,385 The logic, is that logic? 620 00:32:17,387 --> 00:32:18,754 No, that's very logical. 621 00:32:18,756 --> 00:32:20,088 Let's start it from the beginning and try 622 00:32:20,090 --> 00:32:21,589 to muscle our way through it. 623 00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:22,623 What if we start in the middle and work through 624 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:23,892 to the beginning? 625 00:32:23,894 --> 00:32:27,798 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 626 00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:32,100 I come, see I come in the front is revealed when 627 00:32:32,102 --> 00:32:33,937 he's being jacked off. 628 00:32:35,105 --> 00:32:36,938 Someone, does someone come around the corner, 629 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,740 so as to scream what the fuck? 630 00:32:38,742 --> 00:32:40,577 No I don't think so. 631 00:32:41,779 --> 00:32:45,080 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 632 00:32:45,082 --> 00:32:48,516 ♪ One fist in the air, your dicks in my butt 633 00:32:48,518 --> 00:32:49,785 ♪ I come in the front 634 00:32:49,787 --> 00:32:50,618 We should've written this down. 635 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,187 ♪ You come in my butt 636 00:32:52,189 --> 00:32:54,823 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town. 637 00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:55,791 Was that it? 638 00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:58,293 There's four, oh my gosh. 639 00:32:58,295 --> 00:32:59,928 Thanks, we're finally here. 640 00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:01,529 That's exactly right. 641 00:33:01,531 --> 00:33:03,031 Somebody actually meant to come to see us? 642 00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:04,499 That's awesome. 643 00:33:04,501 --> 00:33:06,101 I feel like if you're gonna do two different women 644 00:33:06,103 --> 00:33:08,203 you go with outside the breasts 645 00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:10,305 and you let the inside breast hang 646 00:33:10,307 --> 00:33:11,809 and then go tongue 647 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:15,043 to each nipple alternating. 648 00:33:15,045 --> 00:33:16,511 What about this, 649 00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:19,214 two of the outside tits of two separate women in my hand. 650 00:33:19,216 --> 00:33:20,515 Too long, too long. 651 00:33:20,517 --> 00:33:21,749 No, no, no. 652 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,451 ♪ One fist in the air 653 00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:25,220 ♪ One fist up your butt 654 00:33:25,222 --> 00:33:26,855 ♪ I come in the front 655 00:33:26,857 --> 00:33:28,489 ♪ You come in my butt 656 00:33:28,491 --> 00:33:30,558 Maybe the fist was in his own butt. 657 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,795 It's for sure big sexy ass and then butt is the second one 658 00:33:33,797 --> 00:33:36,832 and then it repeats butt over and over. 659 00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:38,299 And that's the twist. 660 00:33:38,301 --> 00:33:41,939 I remember visualizing, it's an A-B-A-B rhyme, 661 00:33:43,573 --> 00:33:45,773 it all rhymes to B it's always fine. 662 00:33:45,775 --> 00:33:48,109 That's the twist and that's why the song is successful 663 00:33:48,111 --> 00:33:49,744 is because you think they're gonna 664 00:33:49,746 --> 00:33:51,947 hammer on ass and then it quickly turns to butt 665 00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,381 and that's the surprise. 666 00:33:53,383 --> 00:33:54,782 Then you're telling a different story then 667 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:57,318 we told the first time because it always butt. 668 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,020 Maybe I'm evolving. 669 00:33:59,022 --> 00:34:01,689 - Two dicks. - No but there's another one. 670 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,391 'Cause that's the second part, it's, 671 00:34:03,393 --> 00:34:06,227 I'm a hot motherfucker with a big sexy butt. 672 00:34:06,229 --> 00:34:08,565 I think it's big sexy ass. 673 00:34:09,766 --> 00:34:12,934 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 674 00:34:12,936 --> 00:34:15,336 ♪ You nut in the front 675 00:34:15,338 --> 00:34:16,537 I know, okay I got it. 676 00:34:16,539 --> 00:34:17,538 You're gonna make me throw up with 677 00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,642 your intensity with this. 678 00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:23,378 Anchor Bella, just go. 679 00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:26,747 ♪ I'm a hot motherfucker with a big sexy butt 680 00:34:26,749 --> 00:34:30,818 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 681 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:34,489 ♪ One fist in the air with one fist up your butt 682 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,157 ♪ I nut in the front 683 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,926 ♪ You nut in my butt 684 00:34:37,928 --> 00:34:41,429 ♪ Its fuck time in fuck town 685 00:34:41,431 --> 00:34:44,900 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 686 00:34:44,902 --> 00:34:46,301 That's what it is. 687 00:34:46,303 --> 00:34:47,668 That's the right order. 688 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:50,138 - Drop the mic. - That was tight. 689 00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:51,408 Drop the mic. 690 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:56,744 I dropped a mic once for a fact and it broke it. 691 00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:59,447 I both love and hate imagining you 692 00:34:59,449 --> 00:35:01,749 doing that for your parents, like a dinner. 693 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:04,119 I did it for my parents at one dinner. 694 00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:06,687 Mommy and Daddy, I have a little something. 695 00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,291 I'm a rapper now. 696 00:35:10,227 --> 00:35:13,028 I worked on this after girl scouts. 697 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,530 I just wanted to be a cool lady rapper. 698 00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:16,965 People are encouraged to yell it at the 699 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,833 top of their lungs. 700 00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:22,904 I feel it's pretty inclusive. 701 00:35:24,607 --> 00:35:26,174 We just hit a tumbleweed. 702 00:35:26,176 --> 00:35:27,510 - Cool. - My bad. 703 00:35:30,147 --> 00:35:31,712 Now we're seeing some shit. 704 00:35:31,714 --> 00:35:33,214 Our Elmonds. 705 00:35:33,216 --> 00:35:34,182 Guys, 706 00:35:34,184 --> 00:35:35,685 thank you so much. 707 00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,839 This is Lake Mead. 708 00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:02,110 Our crew is about to board the boat and explore this 709 00:36:02,112 --> 00:36:03,578 mysterious 710 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,414 place. 711 00:36:10,353 --> 00:36:12,820 Do you smell that? 712 00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:14,657 I think I just farted. 713 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,738 I have received over a dozen reports 714 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:33,441 of people seeing bright lights under the clear 715 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:35,010 waters of Lake Mead. 716 00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:38,079 I believe what people are seeing as actually 717 00:36:38,081 --> 00:36:39,780 alien submarines 718 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:42,583 that are no longer hidden because the water level 719 00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:44,587 is too low to hide them. 720 00:37:18,455 --> 00:37:20,521 Here's the hall way 721 00:37:20,523 --> 00:37:22,759 and the deck is incredible. 722 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,496 Has a lot of exciting features. 723 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:30,033 Do you not see this? 724 00:37:31,434 --> 00:37:33,134 They've just been circling around for awhile now. 725 00:37:33,136 --> 00:37:34,637 It's pretty weird. 726 00:37:50,587 --> 00:37:52,489 Brock, you're an idiot. 727 00:37:54,091 --> 00:37:56,326 We're having a good time. 728 00:37:57,627 --> 00:37:59,160 Right? 729 00:37:59,162 --> 00:37:59,960 Jamie, bring two of the life vests and wear 730 00:37:59,962 --> 00:38:01,496 em' like a diaper. 731 00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:04,399 Alright, alright, alright, okay I'm coming in. 732 00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:05,833 Oh I love this diaper. 733 00:38:05,835 --> 00:38:07,968 Fun floaty diapers. 734 00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:09,604 How you feelin'? 735 00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:11,072 My asshole. 736 00:38:11,074 --> 00:38:12,940 Turn on the light guys. 737 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:13,774 Alright. 738 00:38:13,776 --> 00:38:15,076 And now it's bright. 739 00:38:15,078 --> 00:38:18,648 So tomorrow is our big interview with Elsa. 740 00:38:19,816 --> 00:38:22,117 She has been living in a tent on the lake 741 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,386 for about six months now which says is for research 742 00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:27,555 but I don't know. 743 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:28,856 Eh, that's sounds super weird. 744 00:38:28,858 --> 00:38:29,790 Just a little. 745 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:31,459 And pretty famous. 746 00:38:31,461 --> 00:38:32,727 I'm hungry. 747 00:38:32,729 --> 00:38:34,862 We should see if Brian can throw us a pizza. 748 00:38:34,864 --> 00:38:36,397 Brian, throw us a pizza! 749 00:38:36,399 --> 00:38:37,298 Pizza! 750 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:38,399 Pizza! 751 00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:39,600 - Shut up. - Location devices! 752 00:38:39,602 --> 00:38:42,903 - I hate you guys. - Brian, I want pizza. 753 00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:43,871 Is Brian up there? 754 00:38:43,873 --> 00:38:46,073 I can't even see his light. 755 00:38:46,075 --> 00:38:48,776 Welcome to Bjorn's kitchen. 756 00:38:48,778 --> 00:38:49,944 Tonight, 757 00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:53,648 two incredible contestants, both women. 758 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:56,317 Can they make my mystery ingredient 759 00:38:56,319 --> 00:38:58,319 into something great? 760 00:38:58,321 --> 00:39:00,621 Let's find out right now. 761 00:39:00,623 --> 00:39:02,290 Contestant number one, 762 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:04,725 hailing from St. Louis, Missouri, 763 00:39:04,727 --> 00:39:05,795 Jamie Mackie. 764 00:39:08,331 --> 00:39:10,398 Hello I'm Jamie Mackie, I'm from St. Louis 765 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,967 and I'm really excited to be here. 766 00:39:12,969 --> 00:39:16,271 Contestant number two on Bjorn's kitchen, 767 00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,774 Brittney Big Time. 768 00:39:18,808 --> 00:39:19,642 Woo! 769 00:39:24,414 --> 00:39:26,347 I'm Britney Big Time and I'm here 770 00:39:26,349 --> 00:39:29,717 to smoke the competition or fry it. 771 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:30,651 Contestants, 772 00:39:30,653 --> 00:39:32,855 your mystery ingredient is, 773 00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:35,723 the hot dog. 774 00:39:35,725 --> 00:39:37,124 Contestants, 775 00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:39,196 your five minutes begins, 776 00:39:42,865 --> 00:39:43,700 now. 777 00:39:46,102 --> 00:39:50,705 Interesting, Britney Big Time immediately goes for her beer. 778 00:39:50,707 --> 00:39:53,408 Britney Big Time, I see you're using a lot of pans 779 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:56,577 in your cooking, what do you have? 780 00:39:56,579 --> 00:39:59,113 I'm going for a little bit amuse busha, 781 00:39:59,115 --> 00:40:00,981 just wanna give the judges something to remember, 782 00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:02,917 something to taste, something to lick around the tongue, 783 00:40:02,919 --> 00:40:05,052 I'm gonna fun then I'm gonna go kind of upper class 784 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:08,289 and we're just gonna see what happens, Chef. 785 00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,357 Is that a chicken nugget? 786 00:40:09,359 --> 00:40:11,959 It's a chicken nugget, Chef. 787 00:40:11,961 --> 00:40:13,328 And I see you 788 00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,763 have cut it in a similar way as the hot dog. 789 00:40:15,765 --> 00:40:16,897 Absolutely, I'm really going with 790 00:40:16,899 --> 00:40:18,165 the diagonal lines. 791 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:20,868 I'm not sure of the pumpkin strip. 792 00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:22,203 Is there 793 00:40:22,205 --> 00:40:24,038 enough salt on the pepperoni? 794 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,440 Oh that's such a good idea. 795 00:40:25,442 --> 00:40:26,907 Chefs, we have 796 00:40:26,909 --> 00:40:29,109 three minutes remaining. 797 00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:31,379 - Three minutes remaining. - Thank you, Chef. 798 00:40:31,381 --> 00:40:33,013 There are essentially croutons 799 00:40:33,015 --> 00:40:34,282 around the side. 800 00:40:34,284 --> 00:40:36,484 Interesting, croutons like at Olive Garden. 801 00:40:36,486 --> 00:40:38,919 Chefs, a quick reminder, please make a dish 802 00:40:38,921 --> 00:40:40,655 that you would eat yourself. 803 00:40:40,657 --> 00:40:42,823 Are you losing focus on your, 804 00:40:42,825 --> 00:40:44,093 your main dish? 805 00:40:44,994 --> 00:40:46,227 The only thing I'm focused on 806 00:40:46,229 --> 00:40:47,129 is the gold 807 00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,063 - and you. - Please don't point 808 00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:50,365 the knife at me. 809 00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:51,332 This is 810 00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:53,668 a battle of styles tonight. 811 00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:56,103 Who knows who will come out on top. 812 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,372 This is where, 813 00:40:57,374 --> 00:41:00,007 this is where you like watching Jamie work, 814 00:41:00,009 --> 00:41:02,510 she is a perfectionist 815 00:41:02,512 --> 00:41:04,812 and it is very interesting to see her put this 816 00:41:04,814 --> 00:41:07,548 finishing touch on her plate. 817 00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,451 Chef Jamie. 818 00:41:09,786 --> 00:41:11,218 You're up first. 819 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,688 Well what I was thinking about for this dish 820 00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:16,857 was, I wanted to provide clean, simple lines, 821 00:41:16,859 --> 00:41:18,993 a nice diagonal plufang, 822 00:41:18,995 --> 00:41:20,795 one of the things is I cut most of the way 823 00:41:20,797 --> 00:41:22,229 through the hot dog but not all the way. 824 00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:23,731 I hope it tastes as good as it looks. 825 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:25,165 Thank you very much, Chef. 826 00:41:25,167 --> 00:41:26,434 Brock, would you like to dig in 827 00:41:26,436 --> 00:41:28,469 to the hot dog first? 828 00:41:28,471 --> 00:41:31,506 There's none or just make it? 829 00:41:31,508 --> 00:41:32,640 Feed it to him. 830 00:41:32,642 --> 00:41:34,076 - Yeah? - I might. 831 00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,912 You don't have to keep your eyes closed. 832 00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:39,414 Is it good? 833 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:40,981 Okay I cut, 834 00:41:40,983 --> 00:41:43,451 I cut right into the honey crevice in the honey ram, 835 00:41:43,453 --> 00:41:44,985 that is a good sign. 836 00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:48,758 Hey Bjorn can I see your honey crevice later? 837 00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:54,295 The crunch of the nugget 838 00:41:54,297 --> 00:41:58,666 really contrasts the soft, dampness of the hot dog. 839 00:41:58,668 --> 00:41:59,834 Dish number two. 840 00:41:59,836 --> 00:42:02,703 These are some salted ham medallions 841 00:42:02,705 --> 00:42:04,541 with some aged cheese. 842 00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:08,643 Peppered with some habanero sauce 843 00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:10,044 and a side salad to care. 844 00:42:10,046 --> 00:42:12,713 Can I just also say that there's a drink pairing with it. 845 00:42:12,715 --> 00:42:14,214 Do you want me to feed this one to you? 846 00:42:14,216 --> 00:42:16,317 I really do and I'll keep my eyes open this time. 847 00:42:16,319 --> 00:42:17,153 Okay. 848 00:42:18,287 --> 00:42:21,622 Food is as much taste as it is eyes. 849 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:22,459 3D. 850 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,193 3D. 851 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:29,330 The Bjorn kitchen 852 00:42:29,332 --> 00:42:31,067 with the one utensil. 853 00:42:35,271 --> 00:42:38,038 That is a lot of mustard for not a lot of carrot. 854 00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:41,275 It's not pairing 855 00:42:41,277 --> 00:42:45,913 to start out with but the balance is just not quite there. 856 00:42:45,915 --> 00:42:47,214 I need to wash that down. 857 00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:48,916 Jamie, contestant number one, 858 00:42:48,918 --> 00:42:51,819 turned out an incredibly precise, 859 00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:55,690 very sweet, very interesting take on the hot dog. 860 00:42:55,692 --> 00:42:56,957 Thank you, Chef. 861 00:42:56,959 --> 00:42:59,226 Contestant number two, Britney Big Time 862 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,095 turned out something that 863 00:43:01,097 --> 00:43:02,997 is best forgotten about. 864 00:43:02,999 --> 00:43:04,198 It was, 865 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,933 heavy with flavor 866 00:43:05,935 --> 00:43:07,269 and really just. 867 00:43:13,543 --> 00:43:16,877 Okay, are all the lights out? 868 00:43:16,879 --> 00:43:18,212 Yep all the lights are out. 869 00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:19,747 Okay, where's the breaker? 870 00:43:19,749 --> 00:43:20,981 Shoot, does this mean the AC's gonna go out? 871 00:43:20,983 --> 00:43:22,249 - Brian? - Yeah? 872 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:23,183 Do you know where the breaker is? 873 00:43:23,185 --> 00:43:24,619 I have no idea. 874 00:43:24,621 --> 00:43:26,053 Brock, do you know where the lights are? 875 00:43:26,055 --> 00:43:27,655 - Alright. - I don't know. 876 00:43:27,657 --> 00:43:28,889 Wait, yeah, let's find the LED's. 877 00:43:28,891 --> 00:43:30,157 Yeah. 878 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:32,192 They're around here somewhere I thought. 879 00:43:32,194 --> 00:43:34,395 I think they're under. 880 00:43:35,465 --> 00:43:36,864 Hey, um hi. 881 00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:38,232 Security. 882 00:43:38,234 --> 00:43:39,400 Security? 883 00:43:39,402 --> 00:43:40,501 Lake security. 884 00:43:40,503 --> 00:43:41,436 Great. 885 00:43:41,438 --> 00:43:42,737 Great. 886 00:43:42,739 --> 00:43:43,904 I'm coming in. 887 00:43:43,906 --> 00:43:47,041 Okay, you're coming in, hi. 888 00:43:47,043 --> 00:43:48,943 Hi, how can we help you? 889 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:50,144 We were just patrolling the area, 890 00:43:50,146 --> 00:43:51,912 we saw that your guys power was out. 891 00:43:51,914 --> 00:43:54,281 We thought we might just come check in on you. 892 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:55,885 Great, thank you. 893 00:44:09,065 --> 00:44:12,068 Thank you, we'll know for next time. 894 00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:15,570 What's with all the film equipment? 895 00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:18,673 We work on a television show, Alien Engineers. 896 00:44:18,675 --> 00:44:21,175 We have the paperwork. 897 00:44:21,177 --> 00:44:24,311 I thought we were cleared to film here, 898 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,481 is that not the case? 899 00:44:26,483 --> 00:44:29,416 You're here to see Elsa Moulton. 900 00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:31,351 Yes. 901 00:44:31,353 --> 00:44:32,188 Yes. 902 00:44:33,656 --> 00:44:35,490 How do you plan on getting there 'cause she's at least 903 00:44:35,492 --> 00:44:36,624 eight hours out. 904 00:44:36,626 --> 00:44:38,192 In this boat at least. 905 00:44:38,194 --> 00:44:39,660 Oh. 906 00:44:39,662 --> 00:44:42,229 Not to mention the parameter of the guess. 907 00:44:42,231 --> 00:44:43,731 Okay. 908 00:44:43,733 --> 00:44:45,466 Sounds like you need to get a new boat. 909 00:44:45,468 --> 00:44:47,835 Well we're suppose to be there by 2PM. 910 00:44:47,837 --> 00:44:49,670 We'll pick you up at one. 911 00:44:49,672 --> 00:44:53,843 Our pontoon will get you there in less than an hour. 912 00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:11,358 Uh okay. 913 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,860 That scared the shit out of me. 914 00:45:12,862 --> 00:45:15,730 Well evidently we get a ride, did you get all that? 915 00:45:15,732 --> 00:45:16,931 I think I got all of it. 916 00:45:16,933 --> 00:45:18,165 You guys, they came like one second 917 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,600 after the lights went off, 918 00:45:19,602 --> 00:45:21,569 they were already obviously. 919 00:45:21,571 --> 00:45:22,402 Watching us. 920 00:45:22,404 --> 00:45:23,671 Even I felt. 921 00:45:23,673 --> 00:45:27,174 I wanted to stab him, I was so freaked out. 922 00:45:27,176 --> 00:45:29,276 I never killed anyone. 923 00:45:29,278 --> 00:45:30,545 I haven't. 924 00:45:30,547 --> 00:45:31,846 I saw you with that knife and I was like, 925 00:45:31,848 --> 00:45:33,948 I feel like you would. 926 00:45:33,950 --> 00:45:35,149 That I would've done it? 927 00:45:35,151 --> 00:45:38,218 I couldn't really done it, I was so scared. 928 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:39,920 Wait are they still out there? 929 00:45:39,922 --> 00:45:40,855 No, they're gone. 930 00:45:40,857 --> 00:45:41,789 You locked the door, right? 931 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,459 I locked the door. 932 00:45:47,864 --> 00:45:49,029 Cool, alright well we gotta ride. 933 00:45:49,031 --> 00:45:50,698 And the winner is. 934 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,132 Jamie. 935 00:45:52,134 --> 00:45:53,701 Hell yeah. 936 00:45:53,703 --> 00:45:56,470 She is the first winner 937 00:45:56,472 --> 00:45:58,573 of Bjorn's kitchen. 938 00:45:58,575 --> 00:45:59,375 Cheers. 939 00:46:02,378 --> 00:46:05,882 Hey Tim, it's Britney Big Time and Bjorn 940 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,550 and we just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, 941 00:46:09,552 --> 00:46:11,919 I'm sorry we can't be there. 942 00:46:11,921 --> 00:46:13,220 We're in 943 00:46:13,222 --> 00:46:15,756 Nevada on Lake Mead, it's really beautiful, 944 00:46:15,758 --> 00:46:19,493 wish you'd retire 'cause it's like hot as fuck and we 945 00:46:19,495 --> 00:46:21,495 are working on 946 00:46:21,497 --> 00:46:23,698 all this stuff for work but 947 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,066 I hope you're having a really fun time tonight, 948 00:46:26,068 --> 00:46:27,501 we really miss you. 949 00:46:27,503 --> 00:46:28,435 Bjorn? 950 00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:29,238 Mhm. 951 00:46:30,306 --> 00:46:33,242 Bjorn say something to my brother. 952 00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:35,876 Good luck, Tim. 953 00:46:35,878 --> 00:46:37,144 It's his birthday. 954 00:46:37,146 --> 00:46:40,516 - Happy birthday, Tim. - Happy birthday, Tim. 955 00:46:41,818 --> 00:46:44,384 I hope you have a really fun time and 956 00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:47,655 I hope Susan brought you something real nice. 957 00:46:47,657 --> 00:46:49,089 We have a shit ton of red wines here, 958 00:46:49,091 --> 00:46:51,360 I think you would larve it. 959 00:46:53,495 --> 00:46:56,764 God it's so beautiful, it's like super dark here. 960 00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:57,598 So that's fun. 961 00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:13,182 Bjorn's gonna hate this. 962 00:47:19,789 --> 00:47:21,055 What are you doing? 963 00:47:21,057 --> 00:47:23,023 I'm a sexy alien snake. 964 00:47:23,025 --> 00:47:24,291 What are you doing? 965 00:47:24,293 --> 00:47:26,160 I'm a sexy alien snake. 966 00:47:26,162 --> 00:47:27,127 This is too much too soon. 967 00:47:27,129 --> 00:47:28,528 Come on, wake up. 968 00:47:28,530 --> 00:47:30,430 No I just, I'm just waking up. 969 00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:33,333 Fun, sexy alien snake to another, 970 00:47:33,335 --> 00:47:35,703 let me just see if I can firm him. 971 00:47:35,705 --> 00:47:37,504 Firm my little, 972 00:47:37,506 --> 00:47:38,706 little, 973 00:47:38,708 --> 00:47:40,307 snake friend. 974 00:47:40,309 --> 00:47:42,912 Oh the Illuminati, that's sexy. 975 00:47:45,848 --> 00:47:47,114 I have to pee. 976 00:47:47,116 --> 00:47:48,282 I have to pee. 977 00:47:48,284 --> 00:47:51,418 Put it where the brown stuff goes, Bjorn. 978 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:53,520 Get in here with your sexy, 979 00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:54,691 snake, oh god! 980 00:47:57,059 --> 00:47:58,726 You are getting so strong. 981 00:47:58,728 --> 00:48:00,194 Put it in my butt. 982 00:48:00,196 --> 00:48:01,628 You're getting too strong for me. 983 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:05,465 Get that, hone that sexy snake in the brown mother ship. 984 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:08,637 How long has that been going on for? 985 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,473 I think it just started. 986 00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,742 Please let me be. 987 00:48:14,744 --> 00:48:16,210 No I just wanna be a sexy snake. 988 00:48:16,212 --> 00:48:18,879 Okay, but let me pee first. 989 00:48:18,881 --> 00:48:20,382 Ow you are strong. 990 00:48:23,352 --> 00:48:25,753 Why are you picking me up? 991 00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:26,923 What the hell? 992 00:48:32,194 --> 00:48:33,794 What is this? 993 00:48:33,796 --> 00:48:34,630 Ow. 994 00:48:35,998 --> 00:48:37,197 Oh my god. 995 00:48:37,199 --> 00:48:40,100 Smile, you're on candid Britney Camera. 996 00:48:40,102 --> 00:48:42,970 Come on smile for candid Britney camera. 997 00:48:42,972 --> 00:48:44,371 My neck, this is choking me. 998 00:48:44,373 --> 00:48:46,308 Smile for the camera. 999 00:48:51,047 --> 00:48:52,747 You can't 1000 00:48:52,749 --> 00:48:53,981 heal my nuts. 1001 00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:55,850 This is nice. 1002 00:48:55,852 --> 00:48:58,152 It can't be posted. 1003 00:48:58,154 --> 00:48:59,586 It's definitely for. 1004 00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:00,788 - It can't be posted. - For her vlog or whatever. 1005 00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:01,655 - It can't be posted. - Does she do this 1006 00:49:01,657 --> 00:49:03,092 as a live stream? 1007 00:49:05,327 --> 00:49:06,526 I got him. 1008 00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:07,995 He's been punked. 1009 00:49:07,997 --> 00:49:08,831 No. 1010 00:49:10,132 --> 00:49:11,198 I gotta go pee. 1011 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,202 That's ridiculous, stop. 1012 00:49:16,906 --> 00:49:18,305 Nailed it. 1013 00:49:18,307 --> 00:49:19,206 You alright? 1014 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,440 No. 1015 00:49:20,442 --> 00:49:21,842 What happened in there? 1016 00:49:21,844 --> 00:49:25,514 She woke me up by putting me in a choke hold. 1017 00:49:27,817 --> 00:49:28,816 Are we gonna have lunch on the boat 1018 00:49:28,818 --> 00:49:30,150 or do we have to 1019 00:49:30,152 --> 00:49:31,720 bring it ourselves? 1020 00:49:33,022 --> 00:49:35,691 Hey guys, ride's here. 1021 00:49:48,104 --> 00:49:49,403 Do we got the boom pole? 1022 00:49:49,405 --> 00:49:50,237 Boom pole's on there. 1023 00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:51,307 Okay, cool. 1024 00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:56,710 What about these 1025 00:49:56,712 --> 00:49:59,215 bright lights under the water? 1026 00:50:00,349 --> 00:50:02,516 I haven't heard anything about those. 1027 00:50:02,518 --> 00:50:05,652 Can I ask you a question about Elsa? 1028 00:50:05,654 --> 00:50:08,856 We've known each other for awhile. 1029 00:50:08,858 --> 00:50:09,890 You dated? 1030 00:50:09,892 --> 00:50:11,391 No personal questions. 1031 00:50:11,393 --> 00:50:13,928 You just are using, you're not using the term dating. 1032 00:50:13,930 --> 00:50:17,464 So you're being around women and having sex with them? 1033 00:50:17,466 --> 00:50:19,633 I'm sorry, or men. 1034 00:50:19,635 --> 00:50:22,002 I'm on my way to the remote location 1035 00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:25,407 of expert alien researcher, Elsa Moulton. 1036 00:50:27,209 --> 00:50:30,044 She's been living here for the past six months 1037 00:50:30,046 --> 00:50:33,047 detailing the mysterious lights underneath 1038 00:50:33,049 --> 00:50:35,049 the waters of Lake Mead. 1039 00:50:35,051 --> 00:50:36,350 What I wanna know, 1040 00:50:36,352 --> 00:50:39,521 are these lights a natural phenomenon? 1041 00:50:40,756 --> 00:50:43,826 Or are they evidence of alien technology? 1042 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:48,863 Do you think she believes what she says? 1043 00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:50,364 Okay. 1044 00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:51,200 Alright. 1045 00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:58,839 Is this her? 1046 00:50:58,841 --> 00:51:01,508 - This is it. - This is her. 1047 00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:05,880 And you can verify that she's been out here six months? 1048 00:51:05,882 --> 00:51:06,715 Okay. 1049 00:51:27,469 --> 00:51:30,639 Hey guys let's get the b-roll of this. 1050 00:51:33,275 --> 00:51:34,508 Elsa? 1051 00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:35,442 Come on let's go. 1052 00:51:35,444 --> 00:51:36,710 Hold on she's out. 1053 00:51:36,712 --> 00:51:37,511 Thank you for letting the crew 1054 00:51:37,513 --> 00:51:38,712 agreeing to meet us. 1055 00:51:38,714 --> 00:51:40,580 We're expecting so much for coming out here. 1056 00:51:40,582 --> 00:51:43,283 Absolutely, our pleasure. 1057 00:51:43,285 --> 00:51:46,288 Elsa Moulton interview, take four. 1058 00:51:47,924 --> 00:51:51,691 I'm Bjorn Eriksson with alien expert, 1059 00:51:51,693 --> 00:51:52,960 Elsa Moulton. 1060 00:51:52,962 --> 00:51:55,395 Elsa, thank you so much for being on the show, 1061 00:51:55,397 --> 00:51:59,566 it is an honor to have you on Alien Engineers. 1062 00:51:59,568 --> 00:52:02,302 Well thank you very much for having me, Bjorn. 1063 00:52:02,304 --> 00:52:05,005 Elsa, we're here on Lake Mead, 1064 00:52:05,007 --> 00:52:07,009 just miles from Area 51. 1065 00:52:08,110 --> 00:52:10,779 The epicenter of alien activity. 1066 00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:12,913 Could you tell us 1067 00:52:12,915 --> 00:52:14,748 what you've encountered while living here? 1068 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:17,451 For the last six months I've been studying 1069 00:52:17,453 --> 00:52:19,819 the water here at Lake Mead. 1070 00:52:19,821 --> 00:52:22,356 And I can tell you what I have seen 1071 00:52:22,358 --> 00:52:23,790 is not human. 1072 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,825 It's not natural. 1073 00:52:25,827 --> 00:52:28,495 It's definitely extraterrestrial. 1074 00:52:28,497 --> 00:52:29,763 Elsa, 1075 00:52:29,765 --> 00:52:32,632 I am floored with this realization, 1076 00:52:32,634 --> 00:52:34,935 can you describe what's happening out there? 1077 00:52:34,937 --> 00:52:37,671 You have watched the water carefully as I have, 1078 00:52:37,673 --> 00:52:41,241 you'll see a bright light traveling quickly under the water, 1079 00:52:41,243 --> 00:52:43,510 there's a tremendous surge of electricity 1080 00:52:43,512 --> 00:52:47,281 that is sucking up everything from around it like a vortex. 1081 00:52:47,283 --> 00:52:50,250 In addition, the sound in the area 1082 00:52:50,252 --> 00:52:54,788 is completely quiet, there is no sound because 1083 00:52:54,790 --> 00:52:56,625 of this alien whatever 1084 00:52:57,759 --> 00:52:59,559 underneath that surface of that water. 1085 00:52:59,561 --> 00:53:03,230 Elsa, we are happy to share this information 1086 00:53:03,232 --> 00:53:06,468 with the world here on Alien Engineers. 1087 00:53:07,869 --> 00:53:11,105 Yes because when I was working in Phoenix, Arizona 1088 00:53:11,107 --> 00:53:13,607 as a reporter, I wanted to present everything 1089 00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:17,844 I'd found, everything my engineering researcher had found 1090 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:20,080 about all the electrical activity. 1091 00:53:20,082 --> 00:53:21,281 Yes. 1092 00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:23,817 To the world as far as a news report. 1093 00:53:23,819 --> 00:53:25,321 And they fired me. 1094 00:53:26,522 --> 00:53:30,124 So I decided I would make it my mission. 1095 00:53:30,126 --> 00:53:32,226 There must be other reports out there, 1096 00:53:32,228 --> 00:53:34,928 from the police, from the military, 1097 00:53:34,930 --> 00:53:36,630 I am going to tell the world, 1098 00:53:36,632 --> 00:53:39,433 send in the information. 1099 00:53:39,435 --> 00:53:41,368 Everyone needs to know. 1100 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,439 I am on board with you. 1101 00:53:45,141 --> 00:53:48,708 Elsa, my producers have told me that you have 1102 00:53:48,710 --> 00:53:51,145 this information that 1103 00:53:51,147 --> 00:53:52,914 it is a CIA document, 1104 00:53:54,483 --> 00:53:55,982 is this correct? 1105 00:53:55,984 --> 00:53:58,685 Yes, in fact do you see that man on the boat? 1106 00:53:58,687 --> 00:54:01,223 - That man. - He is CIA. 1107 00:54:02,624 --> 00:54:05,361 - Elsa? - I got something for you. 1108 00:54:11,767 --> 00:54:13,333 This is it. 1109 00:54:13,335 --> 00:54:14,601 This is it. 1110 00:54:14,603 --> 00:54:17,471 Classified, you gotta get a closeup of this. 1111 00:54:17,473 --> 00:54:21,575 With every page I flip, I become more and more convinced 1112 00:54:21,577 --> 00:54:23,977 that this is in fact the product 1113 00:54:23,979 --> 00:54:26,415 of extraterrestrial activity. 1114 00:54:27,983 --> 00:54:29,218 Elsa? 1115 00:54:31,587 --> 00:54:32,421 Elsa? 1116 00:54:35,424 --> 00:54:37,657 Did she just? 1117 00:54:37,659 --> 00:54:40,929 - Alright, that's a wrap. - Are we done? 1118 00:54:51,307 --> 00:54:52,206 Excuse me? 1119 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,041 Yeah? 1120 00:54:54,476 --> 00:54:58,145 Elsa said that you worked for the CIA, is that true? 1121 00:54:58,147 --> 00:54:59,779 Elsa says a lot of things. 1122 00:54:59,781 --> 00:55:02,118 Yeah but is that one real? 1123 00:55:03,085 --> 00:55:04,017 No. 1124 00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:06,620 You totally look like you do. 1125 00:55:06,622 --> 00:55:08,388 Lake security. 1126 00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:09,723 So like that's, 1127 00:55:09,725 --> 00:55:10,559 that's it? 1128 00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:16,963 She was nuts but she was like, 1129 00:55:16,965 --> 00:55:19,099 she gave us all these. 1130 00:55:19,101 --> 00:55:20,800 She said that they're 1131 00:55:20,802 --> 00:55:22,138 from the CIA and 1132 00:55:23,372 --> 00:55:24,640 they look real. 1133 00:55:25,574 --> 00:55:27,374 Do you think they're real? 1134 00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:30,910 She didn't get em' from me, that's all I know. 1135 00:55:30,912 --> 00:55:34,248 Like you don't have any idea? 1136 00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:36,017 Not a clue. 1137 00:55:39,288 --> 00:55:42,422 Thank you again so much for all your help today. 1138 00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:46,595 I just wanted to ask you to sign this release form. 1139 00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,796 There's a chance that there might be... 1140 00:55:49,798 --> 00:55:51,531 Yep, alright. 1141 00:55:51,533 --> 00:55:52,768 Okay. 1142 00:55:53,635 --> 00:55:56,370 Guys, get in here. 1143 00:55:56,372 --> 00:55:57,737 What's up Bjorn? 1144 00:55:57,739 --> 00:56:00,342 Someone Messed With our stuff. 1145 00:56:01,177 --> 00:56:02,242 You gotta see this. 1146 00:56:02,244 --> 00:56:03,443 Is it gone? 1147 00:56:03,445 --> 00:56:05,779 No our stuff is still here just 1148 00:56:05,781 --> 00:56:07,616 come and look at this. 1149 00:56:21,730 --> 00:56:24,733 Our gear seems to be fine. 1150 00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:30,470 Okay somebody needs to check and see if someone 1151 00:56:30,472 --> 00:56:31,640 is still here. 1152 00:56:33,475 --> 00:56:34,976 I guess that's me. 1153 00:56:37,246 --> 00:56:38,077 Shot? 1154 00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:39,779 Nope. 1155 00:56:39,781 --> 00:56:40,616 Come with. 1156 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,089 I mean that's kinda funny, right? 1157 00:56:49,858 --> 00:56:51,358 Who would do this? 1158 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,059 I don't know, any kid. 1159 00:56:53,061 --> 00:56:55,429 Yeah we did leave the boat unlocked. 1160 00:56:55,431 --> 00:56:57,231 Yeah we left this unlocked. 1161 00:56:57,233 --> 00:57:00,033 We kinda had this coming. 1162 00:57:00,035 --> 00:57:02,168 They could've done a lot worse, they didn't steal anything. 1163 00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:03,237 Right? 1164 00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:04,538 So it's someone who had it, 1165 00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,640 okay we need to call security. 1166 00:57:06,642 --> 00:57:07,841 I think we need to call someone. 1167 00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:09,376 Why would you wanna call security? 1168 00:57:09,378 --> 00:57:10,444 - Not a chance. - Why would you not 1169 00:57:10,446 --> 00:57:12,078 wanna call security? 1170 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,480 Don't you remember earlier? 1171 00:57:13,482 --> 00:57:15,849 When they decided just to come in off the boat. 1172 00:57:15,851 --> 00:57:18,084 I mean yes that was really inappropriate 1173 00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,886 but I don't know what our options are, 1174 00:57:19,888 --> 00:57:21,855 I don't think we have cops out here. 1175 00:57:21,857 --> 00:57:23,257 - It's so creepy. - There was a break in 1176 00:57:23,259 --> 00:57:24,724 and we need to report it. 1177 00:57:24,726 --> 00:57:26,460 I will do it. 1178 00:57:26,462 --> 00:57:30,063 For insurance if nothing else. 1179 00:57:30,065 --> 00:57:31,531 Think the people at Alien Engineers 1180 00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:33,900 are gonna like it if we don't have a police report? 1181 00:57:33,902 --> 00:57:35,068 Bjorn it's just one of those kids. 1182 00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:36,570 Actually guys, 1183 00:57:36,572 --> 00:57:39,072 this is a good segment right? 1184 00:57:39,074 --> 00:57:41,675 While I was away having an incredible, 1185 00:57:41,677 --> 00:57:44,544 potentially peabody award winning interview 1186 00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:46,047 with Elsa Moulton, 1187 00:57:47,048 --> 00:57:48,982 we had a close encounter. 1188 00:57:48,984 --> 00:57:52,519 All of our belongings rearranged throughout the cabin 1189 00:57:52,521 --> 00:57:54,654 in a highly specific, 1190 00:57:54,656 --> 00:57:57,090 highly ordered fashion. 1191 00:57:57,092 --> 00:57:58,892 We have three structures, 1192 00:57:58,894 --> 00:58:01,995 all three, pointing directly to the sky. 1193 00:58:01,997 --> 00:58:05,166 Potentially signalling a higher power. 1194 00:58:06,302 --> 00:58:09,269 If that isn't confirmation 1195 00:58:09,271 --> 00:58:12,071 of extraterrestrial life, 1196 00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:14,242 then I don't know what is. 1197 00:58:18,113 --> 00:58:21,214 This is legitimately weird stuff. 1198 00:58:21,216 --> 00:58:23,517 This is not a scripted. 1199 00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:26,219 This one, very falic. 1200 00:58:26,221 --> 00:58:29,057 This one a homage to college life. 1201 00:58:30,225 --> 00:58:31,691 And this, 1202 00:58:31,693 --> 00:58:33,026 this is like, 1203 00:58:33,028 --> 00:58:35,495 definitely the most thought out. 1204 00:58:35,497 --> 00:58:36,730 The grand finale. 1205 00:58:36,732 --> 00:58:37,864 Brian, whatcha doin' back there? 1206 00:58:39,301 --> 00:58:41,303 Setting up the screen. 1207 00:58:42,604 --> 00:58:43,939 There? 1208 00:58:44,806 --> 00:58:46,039 Where would you put it? 1209 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,608 I mean I would put it closer to the door. 1210 00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:52,280 I feel like you're getting most of the room. 1211 00:59:16,572 --> 00:59:19,339 The Catholic church in Rome has books 1212 00:59:19,341 --> 00:59:22,275 that talk about extraterrestrials. 1213 00:59:22,277 --> 00:59:24,711 All the, all the kings and queens 1214 00:59:24,713 --> 00:59:28,147 and high up officials went to the extraterrestrials 1215 00:59:28,149 --> 00:59:30,950 for knowledge and understanding. 1216 00:59:30,952 --> 00:59:32,686 The frequencies that make the microwave 1217 00:59:32,688 --> 00:59:33,920 to make the food cook. 1218 00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:36,122 That's all alien technology. 1219 00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:38,992 The GPS the extraterrestrials use to GPS 1220 00:59:38,994 --> 00:59:42,161 to go to different stars and maps in the galaxy. 1221 00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:46,101 That was originally from the extraterrestrials. 1222 00:59:47,302 --> 00:59:50,336 The United States and Europe used to never 1223 00:59:50,338 --> 00:59:52,305 have red heads and blondes 1224 00:59:52,307 --> 00:59:55,411 until the palatian's breeded with us. 1225 00:59:58,246 --> 01:00:00,916 Making lord quality transfers. 1226 01:00:02,017 --> 01:00:04,718 This is probably a higher economy transfer. 1227 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,953 You're shooting this? 1228 01:00:06,955 --> 01:00:11,725 I can take like a selfie of the video you have. 1229 01:00:11,727 --> 01:00:13,927 I think we might be evil. 1230 01:00:13,929 --> 01:00:17,163 And helicopters and the black helicopters 1231 01:00:17,165 --> 01:00:19,566 if they see you fly out there close to, 1232 01:00:19,568 --> 01:00:21,236 they will arrest you 1233 01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:26,875 or the police will make you go away from it. 1234 01:00:30,546 --> 01:00:34,716 We perpetuate false information on a massive scale. 1235 01:00:35,617 --> 01:00:37,453 And people believe it. 1236 01:00:42,424 --> 01:00:43,592 Paul Benowits. 1237 01:00:46,428 --> 01:00:47,326 Who's that? 1238 01:00:47,328 --> 01:00:48,664 Paul Benowits, 1239 01:00:50,398 --> 01:00:51,667 was an engineer 1240 01:00:52,968 --> 01:00:53,802 who saw 1241 01:00:55,303 --> 01:00:57,473 some experimental military 1242 01:00:58,406 --> 01:00:59,207 training. 1243 01:01:00,375 --> 01:01:03,044 And he asked the air force about it 1244 01:01:04,212 --> 01:01:07,148 and they lied and told him that it was 1245 01:01:08,349 --> 01:01:09,184 aliens. 1246 01:01:10,218 --> 01:01:11,720 And he believed it 1247 01:01:12,888 --> 01:01:16,492 and he ended up alone in a mental institution. 1248 01:01:19,427 --> 01:01:20,929 Because of aliens. 1249 01:01:32,508 --> 01:01:34,073 Yeah that sucks. 1250 01:01:34,075 --> 01:01:37,043 You guys seen Major League? 1251 01:01:37,045 --> 01:01:39,078 Wait is that the one with the guy with a 1252 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,482 super fast pitch? 1253 01:01:41,650 --> 01:01:43,349 No I think that was Rookie of the Year. 1254 01:01:43,351 --> 01:01:45,985 No like where it's Charlie Sheen. 1255 01:01:45,987 --> 01:01:47,854 Super fast pitch like he's a wild man. 1256 01:01:47,856 --> 01:01:49,656 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1257 01:01:49,658 --> 01:01:51,257 Have you see Rookie of the Year? 1258 01:01:51,259 --> 01:01:53,092 He breaks his arm and he. 1259 01:01:53,094 --> 01:01:56,998 I like Angels in the Outfield better. 1260 01:02:06,407 --> 01:02:08,343 What is that? 1261 01:02:16,718 --> 01:02:18,151 Wait. 1262 01:02:18,153 --> 01:02:20,086 Please don't go out there, the water's back in. 1263 01:02:20,088 --> 01:02:21,320 Brock. 1264 01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:22,157 Jesus. 1265 01:02:23,024 --> 01:02:25,527 Brock, be careful. 1266 01:02:56,457 --> 01:02:58,592 Ow, fuck! 1267 01:02:58,594 --> 01:02:59,394 Fuck! 1268 01:03:35,997 --> 01:03:37,931 Outside house phone from home. 1269 01:03:37,933 --> 01:03:41,434 Please send help at Hellsmo Bay Marina, please come in. 1270 01:03:41,436 --> 01:03:42,771 Mayday distress. 1271 01:03:44,973 --> 01:03:47,242 This is Hellsmo Bay Marina. 1272 01:03:48,376 --> 01:03:49,776 This is Hellsmo Marina. 1273 01:03:49,778 --> 01:03:52,047 This is Hellsmo Bay Marina. 1274 01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:10,563 Shit, keep his head up. 1275 01:04:10,565 --> 01:04:12,968 - I can't. - Keep his head up! 1276 01:04:27,015 --> 01:04:29,350 Where's the light? 1277 01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:47,068 Come on, come on. 1278 01:04:59,047 --> 01:04:59,848 Come on. 1279 01:05:04,953 --> 01:05:05,887 Shit, shit. 1280 01:05:34,950 --> 01:05:36,182 Can you hear me? 1281 01:05:36,184 --> 01:05:37,416 Can you hear me? 1282 01:05:37,418 --> 01:05:38,417 Can you hear me? 1283 01:05:59,574 --> 01:06:02,508 Brock you're gonna be okay. 1284 01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:07,849 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 1285 01:06:15,757 --> 01:06:16,591 Brian? 1286 01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:18,994 Brian? 1287 01:06:34,109 --> 01:06:34,943 Okay. 1288 01:06:36,778 --> 01:06:37,779 - Okay. - Okay. 1289 01:06:39,714 --> 01:06:40,548 Okay. 1290 01:07:08,176 --> 01:07:09,077 Hey guys. 1291 01:07:10,145 --> 01:07:11,146 I think he's 1292 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,048 better, I mean he's a lot better. 1293 01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:16,717 He asked for a beer. 1294 01:07:18,119 --> 01:07:19,785 I mean he looks, 1295 01:07:19,787 --> 01:07:21,554 he looks a lot better. 1296 01:07:21,556 --> 01:07:23,923 I think he just needs to sleep, he just, 1297 01:07:23,925 --> 01:07:26,059 said he wants sleep so. 1298 01:07:26,061 --> 01:07:29,829 We'll check on him every few minutes, come on up. 1299 01:07:29,831 --> 01:07:30,665 Sorry. 1300 01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:36,802 I think we should 1301 01:07:36,804 --> 01:07:39,305 really try to do that thing where we say something 1302 01:07:39,307 --> 01:07:42,775 nice about the person to our left. 1303 01:07:42,777 --> 01:07:44,543 I just think it'll make us feel better, 1304 01:07:44,545 --> 01:07:46,012 everyone looks really serious. 1305 01:07:46,014 --> 01:07:47,348 Bjorn. 1306 01:07:48,383 --> 01:07:49,548 What are we doing? 1307 01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:51,384 You said the person on your left? 1308 01:07:51,386 --> 01:07:52,585 Yeah. 1309 01:07:52,587 --> 01:07:55,088 I thought you said the people we had left. 1310 01:07:55,090 --> 01:07:55,924 - No. - No. 1311 01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:57,959 Oh my god. 1312 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,759 Even though you're frustrating, 1313 01:08:00,761 --> 01:08:04,099 you really know how to have a good time. 1314 01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:05,967 Aw. 1315 01:08:08,937 --> 01:08:10,271 Thanks, Brian. 1316 01:08:15,476 --> 01:08:16,311 Britney is 1317 01:08:19,547 --> 01:08:20,648 a lot of fun. 1318 01:08:24,953 --> 01:08:26,652 Very spunky. 1319 01:08:26,654 --> 01:08:27,586 Jamie, 1320 01:08:27,588 --> 01:08:28,589 I feel like, 1321 01:08:30,091 --> 01:08:33,192 honestly we'd probably all be dead 1322 01:08:33,194 --> 01:08:34,029 and Bjorn 1323 01:08:35,463 --> 01:08:39,100 or Brock would definitely be dead if it wasn't for you. 1324 01:08:48,843 --> 01:08:51,144 You better go check on him. 1325 01:08:51,146 --> 01:08:51,980 Alright. 1326 01:08:56,551 --> 01:08:58,084 Bring him a beer. 1327 01:08:58,086 --> 01:08:58,884 Yeah. 1328 01:09:12,567 --> 01:09:14,133 What the hell is this? 1329 01:09:14,135 --> 01:09:15,971 What the hell is this? 1330 01:09:22,143 --> 01:09:24,443 I have a knife and I'm coming out there. 1331 01:09:24,445 --> 01:09:25,846 Get off our deck! 1332 01:09:30,018 --> 01:09:30,950 What the fuck? 1333 01:09:30,952 --> 01:09:33,288 What the fuck was that noise? 1334 01:09:34,789 --> 01:09:35,623 Bjorn? 1335 01:09:58,413 --> 01:10:00,113 Oh my god, oh my god. 1336 01:10:00,115 --> 01:10:01,382 Leave us alone! 1337 01:10:28,443 --> 01:10:29,975 Shit. 1338 01:10:29,977 --> 01:10:32,047 What are they doing here? 1339 01:10:33,481 --> 01:10:34,315 Fuck. 1340 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:39,854 Shit. 1341 01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,096 There's blood everywhere. 1342 01:10:50,098 --> 01:10:50,929 Oh my. 1343 01:10:50,931 --> 01:10:52,733 Oh my god. 1344 01:10:54,502 --> 01:10:55,534 Oh my god. 1345 01:10:55,536 --> 01:10:57,105 Mic, mic. 1346 01:11:03,544 --> 01:11:04,379 Bjorn! 1347 01:11:06,081 --> 01:11:06,914 Bjorn! 1348 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:10,585 Bjorn! 1349 01:11:18,126 --> 01:11:18,959 Bjorn! 1350 01:11:38,413 --> 01:11:39,747 We need to go. 1351 01:11:47,855 --> 01:11:49,124 I've got Brock. 1352 01:11:50,891 --> 01:11:51,726 Brian! 1353 01:11:56,697 --> 01:11:57,532 Bjorn! 1354 01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:09,810 Bjorn! 1355 01:12:20,321 --> 01:12:21,887 Bjorn! 1356 01:12:21,889 --> 01:12:22,723 Bjorn! 1357 01:12:23,891 --> 01:12:24,725 Bjorn! 1358 01:12:33,768 --> 01:12:34,602 Bjorn! 1359 01:12:42,243 --> 01:12:43,077 Bjorn! 1360 01:13:40,167 --> 01:13:42,601 Bjorn, are you okay? 1361 01:13:42,603 --> 01:13:43,504 Let's go. 1362 01:13:44,605 --> 01:13:45,438 No. 1363 01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,739 Let's go. 1364 01:13:46,741 --> 01:13:47,575 Let's go. 1365 01:14:05,926 --> 01:14:07,161 Fuck. 1366 01:14:10,998 --> 01:14:12,798 Is everybody okay back there? 1367 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,567 Let's just go, let's just go. 1368 01:14:14,569 --> 01:14:17,672 Let's just get out of here. 1369 01:14:42,463 --> 01:14:44,064 You forgot these. 1370 01:14:47,868 --> 01:14:48,967 - Jamie just go, just go. - Get out of here, 1371 01:14:48,969 --> 01:14:52,305 get out of here, get out of here. 1372 01:14:52,307 --> 01:14:55,073 These are our cameras. 1373 01:14:55,075 --> 01:14:59,213 Wait what the fuck were they doing with our cameras? 1374 01:15:13,694 --> 01:15:16,094 My name is Andrzej Stratos. 1375 01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:20,100 Expert researcher on extraterrestrial phenomena. 1376 01:15:22,102 --> 01:15:26,939 For years I've studied, collected and analyzed evidence 1377 01:15:26,941 --> 01:15:28,443 of alien activity. 1378 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:34,913 Some of you might be wondering what happened 1379 01:15:34,915 --> 01:15:36,417 to Bjorn Eriksson. 1380 01:15:38,252 --> 01:15:39,852 And I would like to answer 1381 01:15:39,854 --> 01:15:42,256 that question for all of you. 1382 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:47,326 Bjorn Eriksson and the crew of Alien Engineers 1383 01:15:47,328 --> 01:15:50,363 experienced close encounters of the third, 1384 01:15:50,365 --> 01:15:52,266 first and second kinds. 1385 01:15:53,634 --> 01:15:58,136 These events were so strange and so terrifying that 1386 01:15:58,138 --> 01:15:59,672 no human 1387 01:15:59,674 --> 01:16:02,009 could possibly explain them. 1388 01:16:04,845 --> 01:16:07,913 The footage they captured is definitive proof 1389 01:16:07,915 --> 01:16:11,350 of Alien Engineers in southern Nevada. 1390 01:16:11,352 --> 01:16:13,619 Where their journey ends, 1391 01:16:13,621 --> 01:16:14,753 mine 1392 01:16:14,755 --> 01:16:16,355 begins. 1393 01:16:16,357 --> 01:16:19,324 Tune in next Tuesday for the world premiere of 1394 01:16:19,326 --> 01:16:21,660 The Quest for Aliens. 1395 01:16:21,662 --> 01:16:23,862 Hosted by yours truly, 1396 01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:25,099 Andzej Stratos. 1397 01:16:41,215 --> 01:16:45,083 ♪ I'm a hot motherfucker with a big sexy butt 1398 01:16:45,085 --> 01:16:49,287 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 1399 01:16:49,289 --> 01:16:51,189 ♪ One fist in the air 1400 01:16:51,191 --> 01:16:53,291 ♪ One fist up my butt 1401 01:16:53,293 --> 01:16:55,327 ♪ I nut in the front 1402 01:16:55,329 --> 01:16:57,162 ♪ You nut in my butt 1403 01:16:57,164 --> 01:17:01,099 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1404 01:17:01,101 --> 01:17:04,870 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1405 01:17:04,872 --> 01:17:08,707 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1406 01:17:08,709 --> 01:17:12,878 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1407 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,949 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1408 01:17:16,951 --> 01:17:20,354 ♪ fuck time in fuck town 1409 01:17:32,867 --> 01:17:37,570 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1410 01:17:37,572 --> 01:17:41,707 ♪ Do you know what time it is tonight? 1411 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:45,277 ♪ Do you know what time it is tonight? 1412 01:17:45,279 --> 01:17:49,116 ♪ It's fuck time in fuck town 1413 01:17:50,050 --> 01:17:53,220 ♪ Fuckin in fuck town 1414 01:17:57,124 --> 01:18:00,759 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1415 01:18:00,761 --> 01:18:04,697 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1416 01:18:04,699 --> 01:18:08,701 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1417 01:18:08,703 --> 01:18:12,838 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1418 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,777 ♪ We're gonna keep it a secret 1419 01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:21,179 ♪ Motherfucker with a big sexy butt 1420 01:18:21,181 --> 01:18:25,117 ♪ Two tits in my hand and a dick up my butt 1421 01:18:25,119 --> 01:18:27,019 ♪ One fist in the air 1422 01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,254 ♪ One fist up my butt 1423 01:18:29,256 --> 01:18:31,156 ♪ I nut in the front 1424 01:18:31,158 --> 01:18:33,025 ♪ You nut in my butt 1425 01:18:33,027 --> 01:18:35,796 ♪ It's fuck time 1426 01:18:41,235 --> 01:18:44,004 ♪ It's fuck time 1427 01:18:49,744 --> 01:18:51,376 Well we always had a cover story, 1428 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:52,978 but that's where we got in trouble, 1429 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:55,147 a lot of time we'd have a you know, a sighting, 1430 01:18:55,149 --> 01:18:56,316 they'd see us. 1431 01:18:58,586 --> 01:19:00,753 People would start investigating us 1432 01:19:00,755 --> 01:19:05,090 and they would start getting too close to finding out that 1433 01:19:05,092 --> 01:19:07,593 there's a secret project. 1434 01:19:07,595 --> 01:19:09,628 So someone would approach and say that this 1435 01:19:09,630 --> 01:19:11,129 is a top secret project, 1436 01:19:11,131 --> 01:19:13,999 you'd go for and up, make up a story and go home. 1437 01:19:14,001 --> 01:19:16,401 And that's what they do, they make up a story 1438 01:19:16,403 --> 01:19:17,836 and a lot of didn't 1439 01:19:17,838 --> 01:19:19,605 stick you know, you could see right through it 1440 01:19:19,607 --> 01:19:21,506 and that didn't help if it matters any. 1441 01:19:21,508 --> 01:19:23,341 People see well that, 1442 01:19:23,343 --> 01:19:24,610 they got lying to me. 1443 01:19:24,612 --> 01:19:25,878 And he was. 1444 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,880 Wait so were any of these stories actually 1445 01:19:27,882 --> 01:19:30,482 like alien stories or was it always like 1446 01:19:30,484 --> 01:19:34,655 putting blame on like a different part of the government or? 1447 01:19:36,023 --> 01:19:40,358 You know the alien thing, I think it got out of, 1448 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,428 out of whack. 1449 01:19:41,430 --> 01:19:46,430 Subtitles by explosiveskull 97560