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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,

I THINK YOU CAN SEE THE POINT

OF THIS LITTLE PRESENTATION.

UH, YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW US

HOW NOT TO USE A SLIDE PROJECTOR?

UH... WAAH!

I KNOW THE SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE SPENT THEIR TECH BUDGET

UPDATING THE A/V EQUIPMENT

INSTEAD OF THOSE STUPID VOICE ACTIVATED LIGHTS.

Male computer voice: LIGHTS.

[SIGHS]

THE POINT IS THAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE

WERE HEROES,

NOW, YOUR ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT IS...

TO INTERVIEW AND DO A PAPER ON A HERO IN OUR OWN LIVES?

RI-I-IGHT.

Male computer voice: LIGHTS.

[SIGHS] LIGHTS.

I SAID LIGHTS!

Male computer voice: LIGHTS.

HERO, EH?

OH, THE RON MAN HAS THIS ONE IN LE BAG.

AND NO, YOU CAN'T INTERVIEW

THE PERSON YOU'RE DATING.

BRUTAL. GRR.

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Male computer voice: LIGHTS.

HE SAID NIGHT, NOT LIGHTS!

Male computer voice: LIGHTS... LIGHTS.

I HATE THAT STUPID THING.

Male computer voice: RING. ACTIVATING SCHOOL BELL.

[BELL RINGS] OHH...

I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE MORE HEROIC

THAN A BIG-TIME ROCKET SCIENTIST?

OK, ONE... HE'S MY DAD.

AND 2... I JUST TOLD YOU HE WAS MY HERO.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.

GREAT MINDS THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

WHICH IS WHY I'LL BE WRITING MY PAPER

ON YOUR MOM.

BRAIN SURGEON, LIFE-SAVER, HEROIC.

OUT OF TOWN? NEUROSCIENCE CONVENTION?

YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH PARENTS, RON.

MOM SWORE OFF SCHOOL PROJECTS

AFTER THE PAPER MACHETE INCIDENT.

DON'T YOU MEAN PAPER MACHE?

I WISH I DID, KIM. I WISH I DID.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? WHAT ABOUT HIM?

[HORN HONKS]

HEH HEH, HEY THERE, DAD.

? OH YEAH, YEAH! ?

? I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER COMES ?

? JUST KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE ?

? I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

I'M SERIOUS, KP,

I NEED, YOU KNOW, REALISTIC SUGGESTIONS.

RON, THERE'S GOT TO BE

SOMETHING HEROIC ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

OHH. I CAN'T WRITE A PAPER

ABOUT MY DAD THE ACTUARY.

HE CRUNCHES NUMBERS ALL DAY.

WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT MATH AND ENGLISH?

UGH. STRESS OVERLOAD KICKING IN.

ME NEED BRAIN FOOD.

OH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

MMM.

OH, YEAH. MMM, I FEEL SMARTER ALREADY.

THE CHEESE MUST BE KICKING IN.

SO, ANY IDEAS FOR YOUR HERO

THAT AREN'T IN MY DNA LINE?

MY DAD?

SEE? I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.

NO, I MEAN HE'S HERE.

AND HE'S WEARING A CAPE.

HELLO, SON.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

IN THE PLACE WHERE I KNOW MANY PEOPLE

AND AM WANTING TO DIVE UNDER A TABLE

BECAUSE YOU ARE SPORTING A CAPE?

OH, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

IN A CAPE?

VISUAL THINKING, SON,

TO HELP YOU REALIZE WHO THE REAL HERO IS

IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU MEAN THE HERO

WHO'S BEEN IN FRONT OF ME ALL ALONG.

ONLY I'VE BEEN TOO BLIND TO SEE IT.

EXACTLY! I THOUGHT THE CAPE

MIGHT HELP JOG YOUR MEMORY.

A MAN WHOSE ACCOMPLISHMENTS

I'VE ADMIRED FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!

WELL, I'M A MODEST MAN.

MARTIN SMARTY!

RIGHT! WAIT, WHO?

THE FOUNDER OF SMARTY MART!

OH.

YEAH. YOU KNOW, SEE, THE CAPE,

ALTHOUGH UTTERLY EMBARRASSING,

REMINDED ME THAT ONE OF MR. SMARTY'S MANY MANSIONS

IS LOCATED IN CAPE COD!

I SEE. ROCK ON, DAD!

SURE. YOU'RE... YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.

RON, YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR DAD

WAS HOPING TO BE YOUR HERO?

WELL, HE SURE SAVED THE DAY.

WADE, CAN YOU PUT ME THROUGH

TO OUR "HERO," MARTIN SMARTY?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE WRITING ABOUT YOUR DAD.

I AM. THE HOOKUP'S FOR RON.

UM, IF RON'S NOT WRITING ABOUT HIS DAD,

THEN WHAT'S WITH THE CAPE?

YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CAPE?

POLICE SCANNER.

SOMEONE AT BUENO NACHO MUST HAVE CALLED SECURITY.

OH, HEY, YOU'RE ON.

THIS IS MARTIN.

UH, HI, MR. SMARTY, SIR.

I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.

OH, HELLO, RONALD. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

WELL, YOU SEE, I'M DOING A PAPER

ON MY PERSONAL HERO,

AND, WELL, I'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU,

YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S OK.

OH, CERTAINLY, I'D BE DELIGHTED.

BOO-YAH!

UM, I'M SORRY, I MEAN...

BOO-YAH, SIR!

SO, WHERE SHOULD WE START?

TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK I CAN SCHEDULE YOU IN

SAY, 3 MONTHS?

YEAH, UH, THE PAPER'S KIND OF DUE

NEXT WEEK?

SORRY WE COULDN'T DO BUSINESS, SON,

BUT I GOTTA HOP OFF. YOU KNOW HOW DEMANDING

THE LIFE OF A WEALTHY CORPORATE MOGUL CAN BE.

[POLICE SIRENS BRAKES SCREECH]

NOT A CLUE.

HOW'S THE HERO HUNT GOING?

OH, GOTTA BE HONEST, KP,

NOT LIKING THE WHOLE BACK TO SQUARE ONE SITCH.

THEN I GO, "WHAT?" AND HE GOES...

WAIT, I'M LOSING YOU.

I SAID, HE GOES...

NO! HE GOES...

HE... GOES!

[SIGHS] NEVER MIND, I'LL TEXT YOU.

HE... GOES...

WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!

WHAT? BONNIE? A HERO?

I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING DESPERATE, BUT...

NO, NOT BONNIE. EW!

HEGO!

SO, SHEGO'S BROTHER, HUH?

THE MAN'S A BONA FIDE BON-DIGGITY HERO!

I MEAN, HE'S GOT THE TIGHTS AND EVERYTHING.

I'M SURE YOUR FATHER WOULD WEAR TIGHTS

IF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP.

IF MY DAD SHOWS UP AT BUENO NACHO IN TIGHTS,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SWITCH TO COW AND CHOW FOR LIFE.

[KIM SIGHS]

? I DON'T WANT TO BE A COMPLEX BOY ?

? BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY ?

HE'S YOUR HERO.

AH-HE-HE-HE-HEM.

OH, HI!

JUST DOING THE HERO DIET THING.

BANANAS. HEALTHY. LOADED WITH POTASSIUM.

YELLOW.

UH, YEAH.

LOOK, SORRY TO INTERRUPT ME TIME, HEGO,

BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

TEAM GO IS SWORN TO ASSIST IN ANY CONUNDRUM.

UM, WHERE ARE THE REST OF TEAM GO?

HEROES CRUISE.

I OPTED TO STAY HERE AND, YOU KNOW,

HOLD DOWN THE FORT.

COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO SWITCH YOUR SHIFT AT BUENO NACHO, HUH?

[SIGHS]

SOMETIMES HAVING A MILD-MANNERED ALTER EGO

ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

OK, SO, UM, I NEED TO WRITE A PAPER ON MY HERO...

THE OLD HERO TOPIC, EH?

SAY NO MORE.

NOW, LET ME BEGIN BY MENTIONING

BEING A HERO CARRIES WITH IT A PLETHORA OF RESPONSIBILITIES.

THAT'S P-L-E-T-H...

ARE YOU GETTING THIS DOWN?

[SIREN]

IT'S THE MAYOR! NO, REALLY?

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT US A SITUATION, HEGO.

YOUR OLD NUMERICAL NEMESIS

IS SCARING THE SPIT OUT OF THE CITIZENS

OF GO CITY.

YOU DON'T MEAN... YES, HEGO.

THE MATHTER.

THE MATHTER?

RON, DON'T MAKE FUN.

HE MEANS THE MASTER.

NO, HE MEANS THE MATHTER.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, SON. THE MATHTER.

SEE? UM, OK.

SO WHAT EXACTLY IS A MATHTER?

WHAT, HE'S LIKE A HOMEWORK VILLAIN?

PAY HEED. THE MAN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU

IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.

HE'S BEEN BENT ON REVENGE

EVER SINCE GO CITY DENIED HIM FUNDING

FOR HIS UNETHICAL MATHEMATICAL EXPERIMENTS.

UNETHICAL MATHEMATICAL EXPERIMENTS?

RI-I-IGHT.

SO, MAYBE YOU COULD USE A HAND WITH THIS,

UM, MATH VILLAIN GUY?

OK, BUT WE BETTER HURRY,

BEFORE THE MATHTER DOES A NUMBER ON GO CITY.

YES. NUMBER. I GET IT.

HEY, WAIT, WAIT!

WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW?

OK, SO, TELL ME.

HOW LONG DOES YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE HERO CAREER LAST?

NOW, WITNESS AS I PROCEED

TO SUBTRACT GO CITY

ELEMENT BY ELEMENT

UNTIL IT IS NO LONGER A FACTOR!

MATH THREATS?

STAND BACK! THERE'S NO TELLING

WHAT THE MATHTER HAS UP HIS SLEEVE.

AH! I ALWAYS KNEW MATH WAS THE ENEMY.

TIME TO ADD THE CALCU-LASER

TO THIS EQUATION.

AAH! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

FEAR NOT, CITIZENS. HELP HAS ARRIVED.

HA! NEW SIDEKICKS, HEGO?

NO MATTER. COEFFICIENTS, SUBTRACT THEM!

OK, I'M A SIDEKICK, ADMITTEDLY,

BUT SHE'S... HEH HEH, WELL, YOU'LL SEE.

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

WHOA! NOW THAT WAS SUPERBLY HEROIC, MAN.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT MOVE?

I'M NOT SURE.

COME ON, I NEED YOUR COOPERATION

IF THIS IS GONNA BE ANY KIND

OF HARD-HITTING INTERVIEW.

SORRY, BUT I HAVE SOME HARD HITTING

OF MY OWN TO DO RIGHT NOW.

OH, NICE PLAY ON WORDS, BIG GUY.

AND UNDER PRESSURE, TOO.

THAT IS SO GOING IN THE PAPER.

OH! CAN'T COUNT ON ANYONE THESE DAYS.

LET ME THROW SOME NUMBERS AT YOU!

4!

OH! THESE OUGHT TO GET MY POINT ACROSS.

MY DECIMAL POINT!

[GASPS]

OK, QUESTION.

IS THERE, LIKE, A SCHOOL PEOPLE GO TO

TO TAKE HERO CLASSES? HEY!

OH, BRACKETS!

IT SEEMS I NEED TO ADD A NEW ELEMENT

TO MY ASSAULT.

GOOD MEDICAL, YOU KNOW, FOR HEROES?

HEY!

THAT COST 20 BUCKS!

NO! NO, NO, NO!

NO VARIABLES!

I'M PUTTING A PLACE-HOLDER IN MY MEMORY FOR YOU, BOY.

THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF THE MATHTER!

OK, LAME VILLAIN.

BUT I LIKE THE HAT.

RONALD, DO YOU KNOW

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOUR FATHER LATELY?

CAN'T TALK. TYPING HERO REPORT.

FIRST, THE CAPE,

NOW HE'S JOINED THE MIDDLETON SEARCH AND RESCUE.

IT'S RISKY BEHAVIOR FOR AN ACTUARY.

HADN'T NOTICED.

I JUST HATE TO THINK ABOUT HIM

OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS

WITH ALL THOSE WILD ANIMALS.

EH, HE'LL BE FINE.

HELP! HELP!

[BEAR ROARS]

HEY, HEY.

NO, NO, YOU CAN'T CRASH NOW!

MY REPORT! NO, MY REPORT!

OW, OW, OW!

OH, MAN, LIKE I HAVE TIME FOR A SYSTEMS FAILURE.

I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL AS IT IS.

HMM?

HMM...

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KP?

JUST WHEN I WAS MAKING MAJOR HEADWAY,

CRASH CITY! I MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA TELL...

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, STOPPABLE.

MR. BARKIN?

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

UH, DUTIFULLY HEADING TO CLASS?

REALLY? WELL, ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS,

YOU'RE NO LONGER REGISTERED IN THIS SCHOOL

AND THEREFORE NO LONGER IN THE CLASS.

OK, YOU THINK YOU COULD EXPLAIN THAT

A LITTLE FURTHER?

DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

SPELLING OUT'S BEST.

YOU, RON STOPPABLE,

ARE NOT ON THE LIST OF ENROLLED STUDENTS,

SO TECHNICALLY, YOU DO NOT EXIST.

WAIT A MINUTE. OF COURSE I EXIST!

I MEAN, HELLO, I'M RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU!

SO I SMELL.

BUT, THE LIST IS LAW.

AND I AM NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH THE COMPUTER.

MAYBE IT KNOWS SOMETHING I DON'T.

NO DOUBT. BUT...

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

SO IF I'M NOT IN THE CLASS,

THEN I'M NOT REQUIRED TO DO THE PAPER, RIGHT?

WRONGGGUH!

YOU WERE GIVEN THE ASSIGNMENT

WHEN YOU STILL EXISTED.

NOW, IF I WERE YOU,

I'D UTILIZE MY NEWLY-FOUND FREE TIME

TO GET TO WORK.

DON'T WORRY, RON.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM.

WE'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "NO BIG."

I DON'T KNOW, KP,

FIRST THE COMPUTER THING,

THEN THE SCHOOL RECORDS.

I MEAN, COULD... THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?

IT WILL IF YOU SAY THAT.

HI. DO YOU THINK I COULD GET MY CHECK?

STOPPABLE, RON.

YAH, SORRY. THERE IS NO CHECK HERE FOR YOU.

HERE WE GO.

WHAT? WELL, CAN YOU LOOK AGAIN?

THE NAME'S RON, AS IN, STOPPABLE?

WHOA, DUDE, AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO CHECK.

AS IN, YOU KNOW, FOR YOU?

MAYBE JUST THINKING IT IS ENOUGH.

OH, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT ON THE EMPLOYEE ROSTER, EITHER.

SO, ON YOUR NEXT VISIT, IT MIGHT BE BEST

IF YOU RETURN YOUR SMARTY MART HAT AND SMARTY SMOCK.

BUT I WORK HERE!

OK, NOT ACCORDING TO THE ROSTER.

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE, YOU CAN FILL OUT AN APPLICATION!

OH... MAYBE I DON'T EXIST

AND THIS IS ALL JUST A DREAM.

BUT WHOSE DREAM?

OK, THAT DOES IT.

WADE, WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY SITCH.

IT LOOKS LIKE RON'S OFF THE GRID.

I'M ALREADY ON IT.

UH-OH.

UH-OH GOOD OR UH-OH BAD?

WHEN IS UH-OH EVER GOOD?

I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THIS TIME.

NO SCHOOL RECORDS, NO DRIVING RECORDS,

NO WORK RECORDS? NADA.

IT'S LIKE ALL TRACES OF HIS EXISTENCE

HAVE BEEN ERASED.

UH-OH, STILL BAD.

BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO ERASE RON?

HA HA! DON'T YOU MEAN SUBTRACT?

AW, GREAT, NOW THE MATH GUY'S BACK.

AND HE'S NOT EVEN OUR VILLAIN.

[SLURPING]

"WE'RE SO SORRY YOU COULDN'T COME WITH US

ON THE HERO VACATION CRUISE, HEGO."

OH, IT'S OK, MEGO.

THERE'LL BE OTHER CRUISES,

OTHER JOYOUS OCCASIONS TO BOND AS A FAMILY.

"BUT WE REALLY DO MISS YOU, HEGO."

I KNOW, WEGO.

BUT SOMEONE HAD TO LOOK AFTER THE PLACE.

YOU KNOW, KEEP VIGIL.

DO SOME LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING.

I AM SO LONELY.

UH, HEGO!

OH! HI! YES.

OH, DON'T MIND THESE.

JUST A STANDARD HERO PASTIME.

KEEPS THE FINGERS NIMBLE.

1-2, 1-2, 1-2.

RIGHT. ANYWAY,

I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,

THE MATHTER IS UP TO MORE MATHEMATICAL MISCHIEF IN MIDDLETON!

OOH, IMPRESSIVE USE OF ALLITERATION.

AHEM! I'M ON MY WAY!

SORRY, GUYS, DUTY CALLS.

RAH-HAH!

[GRUNTING]

THREES!

AAH! OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX

AND HAVE SOME PI!

KIM!

[LAUGHS]

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO FEEL THE FULL WRATH

OF MY MATH!

OK, I SURE COULD USE,

I DON'T KNOW, A HERO RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

NOW, PREPARE TO BE SUBTRACTED ENTIRELY, BECAUSE...

BECAUSE WHAT, MY NUMBER'S UP?

DOH! YES!

DUDE, HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEPPED UP ABOUT MATH?

NOT THAT I'M JUDGING!

OH YES, I'VE WORKED OUT

A VERY SPECIAL CALCULATION FOR YOU,

MY MEDDLING LITTLE FRIEND.

ARGH!

THAT'S RIGHT, MATH FREAK.

NOBODY MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

[LAUGHING]

NEVERTHELESS, YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER

I'VE LEFT YOUR BOYFRIEND

WITH A NEW PROBLEM TO SOLVE!

FEAR NOT, HEGO IS HERE!

OK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORK ON YOUR TIMING.

ARE THOSE SEAHORSES?

OH! NOW THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY VARIABLES

IN THIS EQUATION.

OH! I HAVE GOT TO GET HOOKED UP

WITH ONE OF THOSE COPTER HATS!

RON, ARE YOU OK?

SEEM TO BE. HEH HEH HEH.

"CALCU-LASER." YEAH, WHATEVER.

YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO NOTICE

THE MATHTER AFFIXING HIS WEAPON

TO ANY SPECIAL SETTING, DID YOU?

UM, NOT REALLY. WHY?

AAH! HEY, WHOA!

AAH!

OK, SO, WHY THE EXPLODING?

OH, NO, IT'S JUST AS I FEARED.

AND YOU FEARED WHAT?

DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS FIRST?

SURPRISE ME.

THE MATHTER HAS USED A DIABOLICAL EQUATION

TO TURN RON INTO AN ANTIMATTER BOY.

AWESOME!

EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH WILL EXPLODE

INTO COMPLETE AND UTTER NOTHINGNESS.

SO THAT'S NOT THE GOOD NEWS, THEN.

WHAT IS?

HANGING WITH RON WILL BE A BLAST?

UHH! AHH!

OH, IT'S WET!

OK, NOT BLOWN AWAY BY THE UPSIDE.

THANKS FOR SETTING US UP

WITH A KICKIN'

ANTI-ANTIMATTER CONTAINMENT BUBBLE, DAD.

JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU'RE MY HERO.

ANYTHING FOR MY KIMMY-CUB.

BESIDES, THIS OLD THING WAS JUST TAKING UP SPACE

IN THE ATTIC, ANYWAY.

AWW.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT HAMSTER BALLS

LOOKED FUN... FROM THE OUTSIDE!

HMM.

WADE AND HEGO ARE ON THE MATHTER HUNT, RON.

JUST TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT FOR NOW, OK?

[WATCH BEEPS]

HEY, WADE, GOOD NEWS?

NO WORD ON THE MATHTER YET.

BUT I WAS ABLE TO ENTER RON'S INFO

BACK INTO THE GLOBAL NETWORK.

GREAT. I CAN GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

IN A BALL.

OH, YEAH!

THIS IS HOW I ROLL!

UM, OK, MAYBE THE WHOLE TRYING TO ACT COOL THING

ISN'T YOUR BEST OPTION RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, KP, YOU WANTED ME TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT,

DIDN'T YOU?

NO. IT'S TOO EASY.

[ALL GASP]

[CRASH]

AAH!

UHH! AH!

OH! OW!

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

THE MOST HUMILIATING DAY OF MY LIFE?

A-DING DING DING DING! WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU PARACHUTED

INTO THE U.N. WITHOUT YOUR PANTS?

[GIGGLES]

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

THE "I'M ALL ABOUT COMFORT" EXCUSE

BROUGHT THE SECURITY COUNCIL DRESS CODE

INTO THE 21st CENTURY.

SEE? THERE'S AN UPSIDE TO EVERYTHING.

[WATCH BEEPS] WE NEED AN UPSIDE, WADE.

THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK.

I'VE DETECTED A HIGH CONCENTRATION

OF COMPUTATIONAL ENERGY ON THE EQUATOR.

ZERO DEGREES LONGITUDE, ZERO DEGREES LATITUDE.

WHICH WOULD PLACE THE MATHTER'S H.Q. HERE.

HEGO SHOULD BE BY ANY MINUTE

IN THE GO-KART TO PICK YOU UP.

THANKS, WADE. WE CAN USE ALL THE HERO HELP

WE CAN GET.

WHOA, DAD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

TODAY I VOLUNTEERED AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU MEAN, LIKE, IN THE FIELD?

NO, IN THE KITCHEN. I MADE THEM LUNCH.

THEN, HOW DID YOU...

OH, I, UH, I STARTED A GREASE FIRE.

SO, WHAT'S WITH THE BUBBLE?

YEAH. WELL, HEY, RIDE'S HERE, DAD.

WISH US LUCK.

HUH!

LITTLE HELP, KIM!

DON'T WAIT UP, DAD!

WAIT! I WANT TO HELP!

DAD?

LISTEN, RONALD. I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO WITHOUT ME.

NO ONE PUTS MY BOY IN A BUBBLE.

UH, NO CAPES?

DEAL.

SO, THIS IS WHAT A VILLAIN'S LAIR LOOKS LIKE.

I WONDER IF HE'S SELF-INSURED.

SHH. BE EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS.

THE MATHTER HAS MANY TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE,

AND OUR NEXT STEP COULD VERY WELL BE OUR LAST.

YOU SO ASKED FOR THIS.

WE NEED A SHIELD.

USE RON. WHAT? HEY, AAH!

AAH! AAH!

NOW, THE LAST HALLWAY DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

HEGO. ROLL RON AFTER MY LEAD.

MR. S., STICK WITH THE BIG GUY. GOT IT.

RUFUS, DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.

MM-HMM!

Kim: THE CALCU-LASER!

Ron: LOOK! IT'S IN A BUBBLE, TOO!

COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE RON BACK TO NORMAL

BEFORE THE MATHTER MAKES AN APPEARANCE.

WELCOME!

I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

NOW WE CAN CONTINUE OUR LITTLE NUMBERS GAME.

OK, ONE MORE LAME-O MATH REFERENCE

AND I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!

PERHAPS I CAN ENLIGHTEN YOU

WITH MY FLASH CARDS!

LET ME GUESS.

YEP. THAT WAS MY GUESS.

AAH!

GAME'S OVER, MATHTER.

MINUS THAT, GIRLIE.

WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

WHAT YOU'VE FAILED TO REALIZE

IS THAT WE ARE STANDING

IN THE CULMINATION OF MY MATHEMATICAL GENIUS!

THE INFINITY DOME!

IN THIS EXPERIMENTAL COGNITIVE ENERGY REDOUBLING CHAMBER,

CEREBRAL PULSATIONS AND THOUGHT WAVES

CAN BE EXPONENTIALLY INTENSIFIED

TO FORM LETHAL STREAMS OF ENERGY!

DOH, RIGHT. WHAT?

HE CAN TURN HIS TWISTED-MATH MIND INTO A WEAPON, RONALD.

VERY GOOD.

NOW, WHO AMONGST YOU DARES TO CHALLENGE THE MATHTER

AT HIS OWN GAME?

SORRY. I PREFER TO DO THINGS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

KIM! NO!

AAH!

HA HA HA HA

THAT WAS SO CUTE. TOO EASY!

NOBODY IS WORTHY TO STAND IN THE SAME

EXPERIMENTAL COGNITIVE ENERGY REDOUBLING CHAMBER

AS THE MATHTER.

PREPARE TO BE SUBTRACTED!

AH, EXCUSE ME. I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE.

DAD, NO!

RONALD, CRUNCHING NUMBERS IS WHAT I DO.

HO! AND WHAT KIND OF HERO ARE YOU?

I'M NO HERO.

I'M ACTUARY OF THE YEAR.

OK, DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

YOUR DAD HAD IT IN HIM?

NO, BUT THEN AGAIN,

WHO KNEW WE'D BE FACING A CRAZED MATH VILLAIN?

YEP. SO CONVENIENT.

AAAHHH!

SEE? THEY SHOULD TOTALLY TEACH THIS WAY IN TRIG.

TOTALLY.

AAH! AAH!

COME ON, DAD! YOU ARE A HERO!

AAH!

HOW? HOW WERE YOU EVER ABLE TO CALCULATE MY EVERY MOVE?

IT WAS EASY. I DID THE MATH.

BRACKETS!

BOO-YAH, DAD!

WAY TO TEACH THE BAD GUY A LESSON STOPPABLE STYLE!

SPEAKING OF STOPPABLE STYLE...

LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET THIS THING TO WORK.

HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT!

WHOA! OH, YEAH.

HEY, THAT'S NICE. HA HA.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK

I'D NEVER GET TO DO THAT AGAIN.

[GIGGLES]

HEY, BUDDY!

YOU KNOW, FROM NOW ON, NO HAMSTER BALLS FOR EITHER OF US!

MM-HMM!

WELL, I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

AND DON'T WORRY, RON.

AS SOON AS THIS MESS IS CLEARED UP,

I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU

WITH THE REST OF YOUR PAPER.

SORRY, HEGO.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MYSELF

A NEW SUBJECT FOR MY PAPER.

YOU MEAN IT? I'LL GET MY CAPE!

NO CAPES!

INTERESTING REPORT YOU'VE TURNED IN THERE, STOPPABLE.

YOUR DAD, AKA "HERO,"

IS A MEMBER OF THE MIDDLETON SEARCH AND RESCUE?

YEP. ALSO VOLUNTEERS

AT THE LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT. AFFIRMATIVE.

AND WHILE IN THE CONFINES OF A CERTAIN INFINITY DOME,

HE CAN CONVERT PURE MATHEMATICAL THOUGHT

INTO BLASTS OF ENERGY THAT FIRE OUT OF HIS SKULL?

YEAH. IT'S AN ACTUARY THING.

I SEE.

YOUR DAD ROCKS! A-PLUS!

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