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SO, UH, KP, YOU KNOW,
I WAS WONDERING,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SATURDAY NIGHT?
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WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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I'M GUESSING BUENO NACHO, MOVIE,
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3 HOURS IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO WIN A STUFFED FROG
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FROM THE CLAW MACHINE
AT THE MIDDLETON MALL.
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DROP!
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WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING...
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HUH! UH!
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THAT OUR DATE NIGHT HAS HIT A...
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RUT.
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UNH!
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AAH!
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WHOOP! UNH!
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IT COULD USE SOME SHAKING UP.
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[FALLING OBJECT WHISTLE]
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RUN! UNH!
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY WHO
HAPPENS TO HAVE 2 TICKETS
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TO A FORMAL EVENT
AT THE HOTEL CAPRI.
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SERIOUS?
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WHOA!
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I'M IN.
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OH, GOOD. WADE'S RESCUE IS HERE.
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UHH!
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[SIGHS] FINALLY,
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SOMETHING EXCITING TO DO.
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[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
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WELCOME TO THE ACTUARY
OF THE YEAR AWARDS.
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YUP. REAL EXCITING.
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? OH, YEAH, YEAH! ?
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? I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ?
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? AND I'M HERE TO
SAVE THE WORLD ?
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? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ?
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? WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ?
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? 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
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? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? WHEN YOU WANNA
PAGE ME IT'S OK ?
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? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
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? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
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? I WILL BE THERE FOR
YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
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? DANGER OR TROUBLE ?
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? I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
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? YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
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? KIM POSSIBLE ?
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SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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? CALL ME,
BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
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OUR NEXT PRESENTER
IS BEST KNOWN...
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YES? DAD?
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WHAT IS AN ACTUARY?
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ACTUARIES CREATE
MATHEMATICAL MODELS
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TO ASCERTAIN RISK.
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UH... COME AGAIN?
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OK. WE EVALUATE THE LIKELIHOOD
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OF CATASTROPHIC OR OTHERWISE
UNDESIRABLE EVENTS.
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SO YOU GUYS BOOK ODDS
ON PEOPLE'S CROAKAGE.
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I THINK HE'S GOT IT.
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SO, OK, WAIT. LIKE YOU'RE SAYING
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A BULLFIGHTER HAS A LOT
MORE CHANCE OF MAJOR INJURY
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THAN, SAY, A PRESCHOOL TEACHER.
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BEFORE OR AFTER NAPTIME?
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AFTER.
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16.3% MORE.
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COOL!
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ACTUARIES RULE!
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HUH. I WONDER WHAT
THE ODDS OF SURVIVAL
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FOR TEEN CRIME FIGHTERS ARE.
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OHH!
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AAH!
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OHH...
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I SENT YOU TO DO
ONE SIMPLE THING!
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ONE!
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STEAL THE ATMOS-FREEZER.
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AND WHY DIDN'T YOU?
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THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.
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OF COURSE THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.
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SUPER-SECRET THINK TANKS
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AREN'T KNOWN FOR THEIR
OPEN-DOOR POLICIES.
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HEY, WHAT'S 8 LETTERS
FOR "INDIFFERENT"?
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WHO CARES?
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HUH? THANKS.
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OHH... LOOK.
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WOULD IT KILL YOU PEOPLE
TO SHOW SOME INITIATIVE
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?
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WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
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JUST A LITTLE THING
CALLED WORLD DOMINATION.
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IN MY HANDS, THE ATMOS-FREEZER
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COULD USHER IN A NEW ICE AGE
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AND BRING HUMANITY
TO ITS FROZEN KNEES!
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YEAH, THAT'S YOUR BAG.
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FRANKLY,
THE BOYS ARE NOT THAT INTO IT.
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I PAY YOU, DON'T I?
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UH, NO.
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SHEGO, DO SOMETHING!
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I'M LOSING MY LEGIONS OF TERROR!
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AW, POOR YOU.
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HANK PERKINS.
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HI. WE'VE MET.
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PERKINS...
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OH, YOU'RE THE TEMP WHO
FILLED IN HERE ONCE.
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SHEGO, YOU CALLED IN A TEMP?
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ONE TEMP DOES NOT A
LEGION OF TERROR MAKE.
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OH, I'M OUT OF THE TEMP
GAME, DR. DRAKKEN.
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WORKING HERE, I STUMBLED
UPON A WHOLE UNTAPPED MARKET.
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"VILLAINY CONSULTANT"?
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BINGO.
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INNOVATIVE IDEAS
TO CREATE SYNERGY
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AND MAXIMIZE EVIL OUTPUT.
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BRAND MANAGEMENT, ACTION
PLANS, INCENTIVIZING...
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STOP, STOP, STOP!
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I DON'T NEED YOUR FANCY IDEAS,
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COLLEGE BOY.
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LOOK, IF IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY...
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IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.
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I JUST HAVE A TEENSY
LITTLE PROBLEM
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WITH THE FLOW OF MY CASH.
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A PROBLEM IS JUST A
MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
JUST TO GET MY FOOT IN THE DOOR,
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IF YOU DON'T SEE IMPROVED
PEOPLE IN 6 WEEKS,
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MY SERVICES ARE FREE.
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HMM.
I DO LIKE THE SOUND OF "FREE."
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NO, IT'S NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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I'M TELLING YOU, KIM,
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ACTUARIALLY SPEAKING,
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
TOAST IN THE 10th GRADE.
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YET HERE I AM.
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OH, WOULD YOU MIND
MOVING OVER A LANE?
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WE'RE 8% LESS LIKELY TO GET
INTO A BONE-MANGLING ACCIDENT.
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AND YOU'RE ABOUT 50% MORE LIKELY
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NOT TO TICK OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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IF YOU'RE 100% LESS ANNOYING.
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WELL,
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR NUMBERS?
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GRRR!
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LOOK, KP,
I JUST WANT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
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'CAUSE IF YOU GOT HURT...
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IT'S TOO BIG A LOSS TO COMPUTE.
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THAT'S THE MOST WEIRDLY ROMANTIC
THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.
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[BELL RINGS]
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[ALL GASP] HALT!
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DON'T YOU LADIES KNOW
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60% OF ALL
SLIP-AND-FALL INJURIES
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OCCUR BECAUSE OF WET FLOORS?!
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[GIGGLING]
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WHOA! OW!
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AAH! OH! SPOTTERS!
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MORE SPOTTERS!
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AAH!
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HELP! [CRASH]
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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EASY THERE. YOU CAN DO IT.
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WAY TO GO, BOB.
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IS THIS WHAT I AM
NOT PAYING FOR?
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KIDDIE GAMES?!
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IT'S A TRUST EXERCISE.
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THE FIRST THING I LEARNED
IN BUSINESS SCHOOL,
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WHERE I GRADUATED WITH HONORS...
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[MOCKING] "GRADUATED
WITH HONORS."
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IS... SUCCESSFUL
COMPANIES RUN ON TEAMWORK,
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WHICH IS BUILT ON TRUST.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY] BUNCH
OF GRAD SCHOOL HOOEY.
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CAN I HAVE A TURN? IT'S MY LAIR.
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[THUD] Shego: DR. D.!
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SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS.
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THE COMPANY
ORGANIZATIONAL CHART?
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I KNOW THAT.
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WHY AM I WAY DOWN HERE
UNDER ASSISTANT MANAGER
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FOR MINOR WEAPONRY
AND OFFICE SUPPLIES?
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WELL, HERE AT DRAKKEN &
CO., WE BELIEVE...
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO "& CO."?
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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YOU MISSED THE
BRAINSTORMERS' BREAKFAST.
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BUT YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
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TO WORK ON YOUR
TEAM-BUILDING SKILLS.
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THE GOAL IS TO HELP YOUR
TEAMMATES THROUGH THE WEB
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WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ROPE.
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SO, ABOUT THAT ORG CHART...
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EH HEH. HOW DOES, UH...
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CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
FOR RANDOM MAYHEM SOUND?
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THROW IN A COMPANY
CAR, I'M GOOD.
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[HONK HONK HONK]
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[CRUNCHING]
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UH-UH-UH.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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HARDLY. DO YOU KNOW TONGUE BURNS
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LEAD TO WHOLE-BODY INFECTIONS
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IN 3 OUT OF ONE MILLION CASES?
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THERE. NOW YOU CAN EAT
THAT WITH CONFIDENCE.
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EEW. SO NOT HUNGRY NOW.
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I HAVE FACED FAR WORSE
THAN SCALDING NACOS
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AND LIVED IT TO TELL.
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I'M A POSSIBLE.
AS IN "ANYTHING IS."
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WE DEFY THE ODDS.
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KP, DO NOT ANGER THE ODDS.
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I LIKE YOU, DON'T I?
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?
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SLIM TO NONE.
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SEE?
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WHICH ONLY PROVES MY POINT.
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IF YOU'RE WITH ME,
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THEN WHAT OTHER STATISTICAL
HORRORS CAN BEFALL YOU?
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[BEEP BEEP]
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HEY, WADE, WHAT'S THE SITCH?
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GLOBAL WARMING.
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OH! DON'T GET ME STARTED!
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I MEAN, SOMEONE JUST
BREACHED THE SECURITY SYSTEM
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OF A LAB THAT'S DOING
ADVANCED GLOBAL WARMING TECH.
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WE'RE ON IT.
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DRAKKEN'S GOONS?
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I GUESS. BUT THESE GOONS
ACTUALLY SEEM COMPETENT.
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Drakken: PLEASE.
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REFER TO THEM AS "TEAM MEMBERS."
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IT BUILDS THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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RRRR! RRRR! RRRR!
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UNH-UH!
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UHH!
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YOU CAN DO IT! EASY THERE.
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WAY TO GO, BOB.
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WOW, SHEGO, LOOK AT THEM GO.
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THAT NEW BONUS-DRIVEN
INCENTIVE SYSTEM
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REALLY WORKS.
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OH, WHOA!
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THESE NUMBERS DO NOT LOOK GOOD.
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HUH? MM-UHH!
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UH! HUH!
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UHH...
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I GOT YOUR BACK, KP!
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[GASP] RON! [GASP]
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DON'T YOU THINK
YOUR ODDS ARE BETTER
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WHEN YOU SKATE AWAY
FROM BIG METAL THINGS
245
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ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU?
246
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UNH!
247
00:08:40,704 --> 00:08:42,164
EH...
248
00:08:43,204 --> 00:08:45,504
YOU WERE SAYING?
249
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SO YOU SEE, MR. STOPPABLE,
250
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AS ACTUARY OF THE YEAR,
251
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I THOUGHT YOU COULD REASSURE RON
252
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THAT I'M REALLY OK.
253
00:08:54,294 --> 00:08:56,293
DAD, HAVE YOU BEEN
UNDER HERE RECENTLY?
254
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LOOK AT THIS.
255
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ONE MORE PLUG AND THIS PLACE
256
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,373
COULD LIGHT UP LIKE
THE FOURTH OF JULY.
257
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:01,543
OH, BOY!
258
00:09:01,544 --> 00:09:02,334
SEE?
259
00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:04,913
SON, I'M THRILLED THAT
THE ACTUARIAL WORLD
260
00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:06,293
HAS CAPTURED YOUR IMAGINATION.
261
00:09:06,294 --> 00:09:10,243
IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION THAT
KIM'S IN STATISTICAL DANGER.
262
00:09:10,244 --> 00:09:11,583
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
263
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:12,703
LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
264
00:09:12,704 --> 00:09:15,793
FACTORING IN KIM'S
EXTRAORDINARY ABILITIES,
265
00:09:15,794 --> 00:09:17,333
IT'S MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION
266
00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:19,583
THAT SHE IS NO MORE IN
DANGER SAVING THE WORLD
267
00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:23,413
THAN THE AVERAGE STUDENT
IS SKATEBOARDING TO SCHOOL.
268
00:09:23,414 --> 00:09:24,374
REALLY. REALLY?
269
00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:26,703
AND AS FOR YOU... WOW.
270
00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,953
IT'S A MIRACLE.
271
00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:29,543
WHAT?
272
00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:29,794
OHH.
273
00:09:29,795 --> 00:09:34,623
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
TOAST IN 10th GRADE.
274
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THE RESULTS SPEAK
FOR THEMSELVES.
275
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CORPORATE WORKS.
276
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,503
OH, NO. CASUAL FRIDAY?
277
00:09:40,504 --> 00:09:43,333
WHO KNEW CHINOS WERE SO COMFY?
278
00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:44,583
OH, YEAH. YEAH, PLEATS.
279
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,663
THE FIERCE NEW LOOK IN EVIL.
280
00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,163
[MUTTERING] "THE FIERCE
NEW LOOK IN EVIL."
281
00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:49,663
YEAH, CAN WE PLEASE JUST
FIRE UP THE ATMOS-FREEZER?
282
00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,623
SHEGO!
DID YOU EVEN READ THE MEMO?!
283
00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:55,293
THE ATMOS-FREEZER REQUIRES
HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
284
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TO BE CRANKED UP TO THE
RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS LEVEL
285
00:09:58,954 --> 00:09:59,704
NEEDED FOR MY EVIL SCHEME.
286
00:09:59,705 --> 00:10:03,333
AND THE POWER DRAIN WOULD ALERT
THE AUTHORITIES TO OUR LOCATION.
287
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:06,623
WOW. AN ACTUAL LEARNING CURVE.
288
00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,123
UNH!
289
00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:09,453
ALL I NEED IS A LARGE URBAN AREA
290
00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:12,543
WHERE IT WOULD BLEND IN WITH
ALL THE OTHER SQUANDERING
291
00:10:12,544 --> 00:10:13,504
OF OUR PRECIOUS RESOURCES.
292
00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:14,913
I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND
THAT PLACE YET.
293
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,543
GOOD NEWS. I JUST DIVERSIFIED
OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT BASE.
294
00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:19,504
WAY TO GO, HANK!
295
00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:20,953
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY?
296
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,743
I BOUGHT OUT A CUPCAKERY
IN DOWNTOWN UPPERTON.
297
00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:24,504
CUPCAKERY?
298
00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:26,003
THERE'S A GOURMET
CUPCAKE CRAZE COMING
299
00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,373
AND WE ARE GOING TO
BE IN FRONT OF IT.
300
00:10:28,374 --> 00:10:29,044
CUPCAKES?!
301
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,123
I AM NOT ABOUT TO
RISK MY REPUTATION
302
00:10:31,124 --> 00:10:33,003
AS A PURVEYOR OF HUMAN SUFFERING
303
00:10:33,004 --> 00:10:34,833
TO SELL CUPCAKES!
304
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:35,624
MMM.
305
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,623
OH, THEY ARE YUMMY.
306
00:10:37,624 --> 00:10:38,454
YOU KNOW, DR. D.,
307
00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:40,623
NO ONE WOULD EVER
SUSPECT AN ATMOS-FREEZER
308
00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:42,293
TO BE STASHED INSIDE
A CUPCAKE SHOP.
309
00:10:42,294 --> 00:10:43,543
OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T!
310
00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:44,623
IT WOULD BE...
311
00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:45,873
OH, YES.
312
00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:47,413
YES, I LIKE IT.
313
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:51,663
SHEGO,
YOU JUST EARNED AN ATTABOY.
314
00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:53,744
GIRL.
315
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:58,503
Hank: IT'S ALL ABOUT BRANDING.
316
00:10:58,504 --> 00:10:59,743
I ADDED THE WORD GOURMET,
317
00:10:59,744 --> 00:11:00,584
A FLASHY NEW LOGO,
318
00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:03,743
AND CHARGE 3 TIMES AS MUCH
AS OUR NEAREST COMPETITOR.
319
00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:04,833
HANK'S?
320
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,453
YES. WE FOCUS-TESTED DR. D.'s,
321
00:11:06,454 --> 00:11:10,163
BUT EVERYBODY ASSOCIATED IT
WITH SHAMPOO FOR SOME REASON.
322
00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:11,004
RRRR.
323
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,834
[CHING-CHING]
324
00:11:11,835 --> 00:11:13,503
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHO CARES?
325
00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:16,203
WILL YOU LOOK AT THE
DOUGH WE'RE MAKING?
326
00:11:16,204 --> 00:11:18,003
GET IT? DOUGH?
327
00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:19,583
HEH HEH. [MUTTERING]
328
00:11:19,584 --> 00:11:21,623
ACTUALLY,
CUPCAKES ARE MADE WITH BATTER.
329
00:11:21,624 --> 00:11:23,583
AND DON'T START
LICKING THE SPOON,
330
00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:25,953
'CAUSE THERE SOME BAD
NEWS ON THE NEW ICE AGE.
331
00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:28,503
YOU NEED 3 MORE STRATEGICALLY
PLACED ATMOS-FREEZERS
332
00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:30,163
IN ORDER TO LOWER THE
TEMPERATURE ENOUGH
333
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,833
TO SATISFY YOUR EVIL NEEDS.
334
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,333
YOU WORK FOR ME?
335
00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:33,834
BECKER, SIR.
336
00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:36,543
ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR
UNEXPECTED SETBACKS.
337
00:11:36,544 --> 00:11:37,583
HMM..
338
00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:38,584
HMM?
339
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:39,124
MM.
340
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,413
I WON THE OFFICE
BASEBALL POOL LAST WEEK?
341
00:11:42,414 --> 00:11:43,543
AH, YES.
342
00:11:43,544 --> 00:11:44,374
GOOD ON YOU.
343
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,953
REPLICATING THE ATMOS-FREEZER
344
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:46,664
WILL BE EASY ENOUGH.
345
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,913
PROBLEM IS WE WILL
NEED 3 MORE LOCATIONS
346
00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:51,623
AND SUBSTANTIAL CAPITAL
TO FUND THE CONSTRUCTION.
347
00:11:51,624 --> 00:11:53,793
Hank: YOU SHOULD SEE
THESE CUPCAKE PROFITS.
348
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,543
IT'S REALLY TOO BAD WE
HAVE ONLY ONE STORE.
349
00:11:55,544 --> 00:11:58,243
DEMAND IS OUTSTRIPPING
SUPPLY 3 TO 1.
350
00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:02,583
A PROBLEM IS JUST A
MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.
351
00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:05,084
TIME TO FRANCHISE.
352
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:09,833
STILL A NO-SHOW ON THAT
ATMOS-FREEZER, WADE?
353
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,123
YEAH. IT'S FREAKY.
354
00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:11,834
YOU'D THINK SOMETHING
355
00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:14,333
WITH THAT KIND OF POWER
DRAIN WOULD BE OBVIOUS.
356
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,703
WELL, KEEP LOOKING.
357
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:16,414
YOU BET. BTW...
358
00:12:16,415 --> 00:12:19,203
HAVE YOU TRIED HANK'S
GOURMET CUPCAKES YET?
359
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:19,744
[SLURP]
360
00:12:19,745 --> 00:12:21,333
THE MOCHAMANIA IS THE BOMB!
361
00:12:21,334 --> 00:12:22,583
MAYBE I'LL PICK UP A DOZEN
362
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,703
AND TAKE THEM TO THE
RON-NESS AFTER SCHOOL.
363
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,333
HOW IS MR. SUNSHINE?
364
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,833
[SCRAPING]
365
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:28,873
KP.
366
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:29,744
UH... RON?
367
00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:30,744
3 LITTLE WORDS...
368
00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:33,043
ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD RADIATION.
369
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,873
WELL, OK...
YEAH, NOT EXACTLY LITTLE.
370
00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:37,413
OHH...
371
00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:38,453
FOUND A WEBSITE ABOUT IT.
372
00:12:38,454 --> 00:12:40,793
THESE ELECTRO-WHATEVERS
ARE EVERYWHERE.
373
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,664
IS THAT RIGHT?
374
00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:42,913
NOT TO WORRY. HERE.
375
00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:46,043
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH
THE ELECTRO-THINGIES.
376
00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:47,623
EFRs. AND THEY CAN CAUSE.
377
00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:49,453
ALL SORTS OF BAD THINGS.
378
00:12:49,454 --> 00:12:51,663
YEAH, BUNIONS, OVERBITES,
379
00:12:51,664 --> 00:12:52,624
MEMORY PROBLEMS.
380
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,373
HEY. YOU FORGOT THIS.
381
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,913
SEE?
382
00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:56,834
ECH! ECCH.
383
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:58,043
EXACTLY, RON.
384
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,543
ANYTHING CAN GET YOU, ANYTIME.
385
00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,243
SO IF YOU'RE GONNA
LIVE LIKE THIS,
386
00:13:01,244 --> 00:13:03,834
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
NEVER LEAVE HOME.
387
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:07,913
Hank: THE GOURMET
CUPCAKE CONCERN.
388
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:10,373
REPRESENTS A HUGE IMPROVEMENT
IN COMPANY PERFORMANCE.
389
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,913
GOTTA GIVE YOU PROPS, SUIT MAN.
390
00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:15,333
ALMOST MAKES ME GLAD I
DIDN'T VAPORIZE YOU EARLIER.
391
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:15,664
ALMOST.
392
00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:16,953
ALL THE ATMOS-FREEZERS
ARE ACTIVATED.
393
00:13:16,954 --> 00:13:20,043
TEMPERATURES ARE DROPPING
IN ALL FOUR LOCATIONS.
394
00:13:20,044 --> 00:13:20,834
WHAT ABOUT CLEVELAND?
395
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:23,663
SIR,
WE DON'T HAVE AN ATMOS-FREEZER
396
00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:24,334
IN CLEVELAND.
397
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:25,663
[WHISPERING] I'm
not talking to you.
398
00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:27,703
I'm on a cupcake
conference call.
399
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:29,413
WITH THE SUPPLY CHAIN IN PLACE
400
00:13:29,414 --> 00:13:30,244
THROUGHOUT THE MIDWEST,
401
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,953
WE COULD OPEN CLEVELAND BY JUNE.
402
00:13:31,954 --> 00:13:32,584
HMM. JUNE'S DOABLE.
403
00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:34,793
PLEASE TELL ME
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
404
00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:36,874
ON THAT CONFERENCE CALL.
405
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,164
I THOUGHT THE POINT OF THIS
406
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,003
WAS TO BRING THE WORLD
TO ITS FROZEN KNEES.
407
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:41,334
WELL, YES.
408
00:13:41,335 --> 00:13:44,123
BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH
A LITTLE MULTI-TASKING?
409
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:44,834
[SLURP]
410
00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,243
OUT OF THE BOX YOU GO.
411
00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:46,704
WHAT BOX?
412
00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:48,373
THE ONE YOU ARE THINKING INSIDE.
413
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:50,873
[STAMMERING AND MUTTERING]
414
00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:54,003
YOU... OH, SHEGO,
IT'S CORPORATE JARGON.
415
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:55,914
NEVER MIND.
416
00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:03,664
HUH?
417
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,583
SNOW?
418
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:08,834
IN SPRING?
419
00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,000
WADE?
420
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,750
I KNOW. THE WEATHER.
421
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,629
THE ATMOS-FREEZER?
I'M THINKING...
422
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:13,959
DRAKKEN. CAN YOU BEEP RON?
423
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,840
ALREADY ON IT.
424
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:17,340
BUT I'M NOT GETTING ANY ANSWER.
425
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,339
[DOOR CREAKS]
426
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:20,919
RON?
427
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,379
IN HERE!
428
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,289
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
429
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,459
[SQUEAK.
430
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,089
RON?
431
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,169
WHAT IS THIS?
432
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,249
PANIC ROOM.
433
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,549
OF COURSE IT IS.
434
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:32,169
5-INCH-THICK WALLS
OF SOLID STEEL
435
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,209
AND THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL SAFE
436
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,879
AGAINST THE STATISTICAL
CRUELTIES OF THIS WORLD.
437
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,749
[JABBERING AND SQUEAKING]
438
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:39,879
[TEETH CHATTERING]
439
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,049
[JABBERING]
440
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:41,880
AAH!
441
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,840
[JABBERING]
442
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,129
RON, THIS IS SO A DRAKKEN PLOT.
443
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:49,669
Ron: WEATHER?
DIDN'T HE ALREADY DO WEATHER?
444
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,379
ONLY DIFFERENCE
IS, FOR SOME REASON
445
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,499
IT'S WORKING THIS TIME.
446
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,130
WHICH IS IMPRESSIVE.
447
00:14:53,131 --> 00:14:54,919
I MEAN, THE ODDS AGAINST
HIM ARE TREMENDOUS.
448
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,339
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ODDS.
449
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,789
I CARE ABOUT BACKUP.
450
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,209
WHICH I NEED.
451
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,749
YOU DON'T WANT ME, KIM.
452
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,339
I'M AN ACCIDENT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.
453
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,629
RON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA...
454
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,210
I'LL BE HERE.
455
00:15:04,211 --> 00:15:05,499
WITH A YEAR'S WORTH OF NACOS,
456
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,169
HIGH-SPEED INTERNET,
AND THOSE CUPCAKES,
457
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,499
WHICH ARE TERRIFIC, BY THE WAY.
458
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,169
[CRUNCH] MMM!
459
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:11,750
BUT...
460
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,709
KIM, RUFUS, I'M SORRY.
461
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,669
IT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE.
462
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:19,250
[DOOR SQUEAKING]
463
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,210
OHH... OH, OH...
464
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,839
PERKINS, WHAT'S A TAKEAWAY?
465
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,959
GLOBAL TEMPERATURES
ARE PLUMMETING.
466
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,670
GOOD, GOOD.
467
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,789
AND SALES IN OUR NEW MIAMI STORE
468
00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:36,289
ARE BEATING PROJECTIONS.
469
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,999
OOH! IT'S A WIN-WIN.
470
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,209
Both: AAH!
WOULD YOU TWO STOP THAT!
471
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,709
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE
472
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,379
KEEPING YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE?
473
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,000
SHEGO.
474
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:46,419
THE NEW ICE AGE IS 2 DAYS AWAY.
475
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,789
BESIDES,
I'M THINKING OF SPINNING OFF
476
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:51,169
THIS WHOLE
FREEZE-THE-WORLD DIVISION.
477
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,209
BOTS?
478
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,879
EH, NO CROSS-PROMOTION VALUE.
479
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,339
CAN'T VERY WELL
HAND OUT ICEBERGS
480
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,879
TO THE LITTLE KIDDIES AT THE
TAKEOUT WINDOW, NOW, CAN YOU?
481
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,959
RROWRR!
482
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,169
OOH.
483
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:02,840
SHEGO.
484
00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,879
DON'T GO ALL GREEN ON US.
485
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,340
[CRACK]
486
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:08,209
WE'RE STILL GONNA
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
487
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:08,880
JUST NEW SCHOOL.
488
00:16:08,881 --> 00:16:10,669
WE'RE TAKING OUR
CUPCAKE CONCERN PUBLIC
489
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,879
WITH A BIG WALL STREET
SPLASH NEXT WEEK.
490
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,249
FINALLY, I GET TO KICK
IT WITH THE BIG BOYS.
491
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,709
[ALARMS BEEPING]
492
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,049
INTRUDERS!
493
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,789
YOU KNOW,
THIS WHOLE MISSION THING
494
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:24,629
IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
ON MY MONITOR BACK HOME.
495
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,630
ARE YOU STALLING?
496
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:27,249
NO! I... I JUST WANT TO CHECK
497
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,289
IF I BROUGHT THE
MOTION DEACTIVATOR.
498
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,289
GOT IT!
499
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,709
[GASP]
500
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:33,460
[GASP]
501
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:36,049
Kim: DRAKKEN'S BEHIND
HANK'S GOURMET CUPCAKES?
502
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,459
BUMMER.
503
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,670
THEY ARE YUMMY.
504
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,549
UH... UH...
505
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:48,709
UH...
506
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:49,420
UHH!
507
00:16:49,421 --> 00:16:50,499
UH, I GOT IT, KIM.
508
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,839
I'LL STUN HIM.
509
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,670
WAIT. NO!
510
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,459
UHH!
511
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,460
KIM!
512
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,420
UNH.
513
00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,290
UHH...
514
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,090
THIS SIDEKICK THING
515
00:17:00,091 --> 00:17:03,170
IS HARDER THAN RON MADE IT
LOOK, TOO.
516
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,629
I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW.
NOTHING CAN HURT ME.
517
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,049
I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW.
NOTHING CAN HURT ME.
518
00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:10,999
[WHIRRING]
519
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,169
[CLATTERING]
520
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,290
AAH!
521
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,750
HA HA!
522
00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:17,959
RUFUS! HOW...
523
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,249
[WHIRRING]
524
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,709
OH,
WAIT TILL I SEE THAT SALESMAN
525
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,669
AT THE PANIC ROOM DEALERSHIP.
526
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:24,630
[BEEPING]
527
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,459
AAH! KIM'S IN TROUBLE!
528
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,289
I... I KNEW THIS WAS
STATISTICALLY INEVITABLE,
529
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,169
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.
530
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:34,209
NOT WITH THE ODDS
STACKED AGAINST ME!
531
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,169
OW!
532
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,130
RON...
533
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,629
[STATIC]
534
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,250
HUH?
535
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,749
WELL, I... I CAN'T GO IN ALONE.
536
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,590
I... I... DO YOU KNOW THE ODDS
537
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:43,629
OF ME FIGHTING OFF
DRAKKEN'S HENCHMEN,
538
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,340
RESCUING KIM,
539
00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:47,419
AND SAVING THE WORLD
FROM A NEW ICE AGE?
540
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,749
HUH?
541
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,789
NOTE: SOLAR-POWERED CALCULATORS
542
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,379
WORTHLESS IN PANIC ROOM!
543
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,670
HUH!
544
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,749
UNH! UNH! UNH!
545
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:58,670
RONALD.
546
00:17:58,670 --> 00:17:59,550
HUH? HUH?
547
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,169
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD
YOU WHAT YOU LEARN
548
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:04,709
WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE
LIFE CALCULATING HAZARDS.
549
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,590
WHAT?
550
00:18:05,591 --> 00:18:08,790
SOME THINGS ARE WORTH THE RISK.
551
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,209
[LIQUID POURING AND BUBBLING]
552
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,709
UHH. UHH. WADE?
553
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:13,749
KIM, YOU'RE OK!
554
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,709
UH... RELATIVELY SPEAKING.
555
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,919
FUNNY. MY MOM ALWAYS SAID
556
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,169
THAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE
WOULD BE BAD FOR ME.
557
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,879
NO MERE CHOCOLATE.
558
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,499
CHOCOLATE GANACHE.
559
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,499
GANACHE? WHAT'S GANACHE?
560
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,749
EQUAL PARTS DARK CHOCOLATE
561
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:26,839
AND FRESH DAIRY CREAM.
562
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,879
SIMPLE BUT DELICIOUS
ON EVERYTHING.
563
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,049
YOU'LL SEE.
564
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:31,050
LOWER THEM.
565
00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,089
UH, SORRY THERE, BOSS,
566
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,000
BUT THAT ISN'T IN MY SKILL SET.
567
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:36,549
YOU'RE GONNA WANT THE ASSISTANT
MANAGER FOR CLIMACTIC ACTION.
568
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,750
FINE. GO GET HIM.
569
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:48,630
WHOA!
570
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:50,289
SURE,
THEY'RE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.
571
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:54,209
BUT THEY DON'T HAVE
RON'S SECRET WEAPON.
572
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,629
PARANOIA AND IRRATIONAL FEAR.
573
00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,209
YOU KNOW,
38% OF ALL SPLINTER MISHAPS
574
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,130
ARE CAUSED BY MANUAL LIFTING.
575
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:03,919
DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A 17%
CHANCE OF LOSING YOUR GOOD LOOKS
576
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,089
PRACTICING MARTIAL ARTS
WITHOUT THE CORRECT PADDING.
577
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:10,750
YEP. ONE OUT OF EVERY 2 HOMEMADE
EXPLOSIVE DEVICES BACKFIRE.
578
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,880
RRR.
579
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,380
FINALLY.
580
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:15,459
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
EXPECTING A YEAR-END BONUS.
581
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:19,629
I GUESS THIS IS OUR FINAL
GOOD-BYE, KIM POSSIBLE,
582
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,249
AND YOUR SIDEKICK WANNABE.
583
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,419
WHO KNEW REVENGE WOULD BE SO...
SWEET?
584
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,789
ISN'T THIS WHERE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,
585
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,959
"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT"?
586
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,549
ONLY WHEN I'M ABSOLUTELY
POSITIVE HE WON'T.
587
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:30,629
DOUBLE-DIP THEM!
588
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:33,710
WELL,
THERE ARE WORSE WAYS TO GO.
589
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,590
RON!
590
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,999
CAN I GET A BOO-YAH?
591
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,589
AAH! AAH!
592
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,550
GOT IT!
593
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,920
OOF!
594
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:44,169
OHH... OHH... OHH...
595
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:45,589
AAH...
596
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:47,249
GET THEM!
597
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:47,960
NO WAY.
598
00:19:47,961 --> 00:19:49,839
WE'RE TAKING THE EARLY
RETIREMENT PACKAGE.
599
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,549
BUT OUR INCENTIVE PROGRAM!
600
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:52,919
WE GOT A BETTER INCENTIVE.
601
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,089
YEAH, TO LIVE.
602
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,590
WAY TO GO, BOB.
603
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,169
RON, I CAN'T BELIEVE...
604
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,289
YEAH, I KNOW.
605
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,709
GUYS. I'M STILL HERE.
606
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,749
RIGHT. OH.
607
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,170
RON, THE ATMOS-FREEZERS.
608
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,419
I'M ON IT.
609
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,749
UHH! EEK!
610
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,710
SO, HOW MANY SIDEKICKS
611
00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:15,959
CAN ONE CRIME-FIGHTING
CHEERLEADER BRING?
612
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,709
JUST EVENING THE ODDS.
613
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:19,420
WAH-HAH!
614
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,459
WAH-HAH!
615
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,710
[RUMBLING]
616
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,589
OH, NO!
617
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:38,290
ON THE UPSIDE,
618
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,379
RON IS SURVIVING WAY LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT HE WOULD.
619
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,089
ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
620
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,920
YAAH!
621
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,790
EHH!
622
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,670
[GULP]
623
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:57,709
STATISTICALLY SPEAKING,
624
00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:01,249
THERE IS A 99% CHANCE
THAT WHATEVER YOU DO TO ME
625
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,839
IS GONNA HURT REAL BAD.
626
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,249
OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
627
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,999
CHECK YOUR FIGURES, SHEGO.
628
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,090
UNH! YAAH!
629
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,629
RON, YOU WERE AWESOME.
630
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,209
YEAH, I KNOW.
631
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,090
OW! OW, OW! OW!
632
00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:35,629
TIME TO GO LIVE ON AN
UPDATED ACTION PLAN.
633
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,339
RUN!
634
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,840
[RUMBLING]
635
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,959
THIS IS GOING TO
NEGATIVELY IMPACT
636
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,670
THIRD-QUARTER PERFORMANCE.
637
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,749
RON, LOOK OUT, YOU COULD SLIP.
638
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:52,879
THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OF IT.
639
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,459
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.
640
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,459
GIVE IT UP FOR THE
NEW RON STOPPABLE,
641
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:59,420
RISK-TAKER.
642
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,049
BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA
RIDE IN THE BACKSEAT?
643
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,289
WELL, I MAY BE A RISK-TAKER,
644
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,379
BUT MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL.
645
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,000
A-YUP, YUP.
646
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,420
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
647
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,089
THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE
OVER THE WORLD... AGAIN.
648
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,339
NOW WE'RE STUCK
WITH THE CUPCAKES.
649
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,959
THAT LOW-CARB TREND WAS COMING.
650
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,209
SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN FRONT OF IT.
651
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,749
A PROBLEM IS JUST A
MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.
652
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,339
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP
ME WITH THESE OR NOT?!
653
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:36,999
WHO... OK, THAT'S TAKING
CASUAL FRIDAYS TOO FAR.
654
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,550
[GRUMBLING]
655
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:44,150
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