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SO, UH, KP, YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?

WHOA!

[CRASH]

I'M GUESSING BUENO NACHO, MOVIE,

3 HOURS IF YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN A STUFFED FROG

FROM THE CLAW MACHINE AT THE MIDDLETON MALL.

DROP!

WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING...

HUH! UH!

THAT OUR DATE NIGHT HAS HIT A...

RUT.

UNH!

AAH!

WHOOP! UNH!

IT COULD USE SOME SHAKING UP.

[FALLING OBJECT WHISTLE]

RUN! UNH!

YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE 2 TICKETS

TO A FORMAL EVENT AT THE HOTEL CAPRI.

SERIOUS?

WHOA!

I'M IN.

OH, GOOD. WADE'S RESCUE IS HERE.

UHH!

[SIGHS] FINALLY,

SOMETHING EXCITING TO DO.

[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

WELCOME TO THE ACTUARY OF THE YEAR AWARDS.

YUP. REAL EXCITING.

? OH, YEAH, YEAH! ?

? I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ?

? 'CAUSE JUST KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE ?

? I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

OUR NEXT PRESENTER IS BEST KNOWN...

YES? DAD?

WHAT IS AN ACTUARY?

ACTUARIES CREATE MATHEMATICAL MODELS

TO ASCERTAIN RISK.

UH... COME AGAIN?

OK. WE EVALUATE THE LIKELIHOOD

OF CATASTROPHIC OR OTHERWISE UNDESIRABLE EVENTS.

SO YOU GUYS BOOK ODDS ON PEOPLE'S CROAKAGE.

I THINK HE'S GOT IT.

SO, OK, WAIT. LIKE YOU'RE SAYING

A BULLFIGHTER HAS A LOT MORE CHANCE OF MAJOR INJURY

THAN, SAY, A PRESCHOOL TEACHER.

BEFORE OR AFTER NAPTIME?

AFTER.

16.3% MORE.

COOL!

ACTUARIES RULE!

HUH. I WONDER WHAT THE ODDS OF SURVIVAL

FOR TEEN CRIME FIGHTERS ARE.

OHH!

AAH!

OHH...

I SENT YOU TO DO ONE SIMPLE THING!

ONE!

STEAL THE ATMOS-FREEZER.

AND WHY DIDN'T YOU?

THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.

OF COURSE THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.

SUPER-SECRET THINK TANKS

AREN'T KNOWN FOR THEIR OPEN-DOOR POLICIES.

HEY, WHAT'S 8 LETTERS FOR "INDIFFERENT"?

WHO CARES?

HUH? THANKS.

OHH... LOOK.

WOULD IT KILL YOU PEOPLE TO SHOW SOME INITIATIVE

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

JUST A LITTLE THING CALLED WORLD DOMINATION.

IN MY HANDS, THE ATMOS-FREEZER

COULD USHER IN A NEW ICE AGE

AND BRING HUMANITY TO ITS FROZEN KNEES!

YEAH, THAT'S YOUR BAG.

FRANKLY, THE BOYS ARE NOT THAT INTO IT.

I PAY YOU, DON'T I?

UH, NO.

SHEGO, DO SOMETHING!

I'M LOSING MY LEGIONS OF TERROR!

AW, POOR YOU.

HANK PERKINS.

HI. WE'VE MET.

PERKINS...

OH, YOU'RE THE TEMP WHO FILLED IN HERE ONCE.

SHEGO, YOU CALLED IN A TEMP?

ONE TEMP DOES NOT A LEGION OF TERROR MAKE.

OH, I'M OUT OF THE TEMP GAME, DR. DRAKKEN.

WORKING HERE, I STUMBLED UPON A WHOLE UNTAPPED MARKET.

"VILLAINY CONSULTANT"?

BINGO.

INNOVATIVE IDEAS TO CREATE SYNERGY

AND MAXIMIZE EVIL OUTPUT.

BRAND MANAGEMENT, ACTION PLANS, INCENTIVIZING...

STOP, STOP, STOP!

I DON'T NEED YOUR FANCY IDEAS,

COLLEGE BOY.

LOOK, IF IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY...

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

I JUST HAVE A TEENSY LITTLE PROBLEM

WITH THE FLOW OF MY CASH.

A PROBLEM IS JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... JUST TO GET MY FOOT IN THE DOOR,

IF YOU DON'T SEE IMPROVED PEOPLE IN 6 WEEKS,

MY SERVICES ARE FREE.

HMM. I DO LIKE THE SOUND OF "FREE."

NO, IT'S NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY.

[ENGINE REVVING]

I'M TELLING YOU, KIM,

ACTUARIALLY SPEAKING,

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOAST IN THE 10th GRADE.

YET HERE I AM.

OH, WOULD YOU MIND MOVING OVER A LANE?

WE'RE 8% LESS LIKELY TO GET INTO A BONE-MANGLING ACCIDENT.

AND YOU'RE ABOUT 50% MORE LIKELY

NOT TO TICK OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND

IF YOU'RE 100% LESS ANNOYING.

WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR NUMBERS?

GRRR!

LOOK, KP, I JUST WANT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.

'CAUSE IF YOU GOT HURT...

IT'S TOO BIG A LOSS TO COMPUTE.

THAT'S THE MOST WEIRDLY ROMANTIC THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

[BELL RINGS]

[ALL GASP] HALT!

DON'T YOU LADIES KNOW

60% OF ALL SLIP-AND-FALL INJURIES

OCCUR BECAUSE OF WET FLOORS?!

[GIGGLING]

WHOA! OW!

AAH! OH! SPOTTERS!

MORE SPOTTERS!

AAH!

HELP! [CRASH]

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

EASY THERE. YOU CAN DO IT.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

IS THIS WHAT I AM NOT PAYING FOR?

KIDDIE GAMES?!

IT'S A TRUST EXERCISE.

THE FIRST THING I LEARNED IN BUSINESS SCHOOL,

WHERE I GRADUATED WITH HONORS...

[MOCKING] "GRADUATED WITH HONORS."

IS... SUCCESSFUL COMPANIES RUN ON TEAMWORK,

WHICH IS BUILT ON TRUST.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY] BUNCH OF GRAD SCHOOL HOOEY.

CAN I HAVE A TURN? IT'S MY LAIR.

[THUD] Shego: DR. D.!

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS.

THE COMPANY ORGANIZATIONAL CHART?

I KNOW THAT.

WHY AM I WAY DOWN HERE UNDER ASSISTANT MANAGER

FOR MINOR WEAPONRY AND OFFICE SUPPLIES?

WELL, HERE AT DRAKKEN & CO., WE BELIEVE...

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO "& CO."?

WHAT CAN I SAY?

YOU MISSED THE BRAINSTORMERS' BREAKFAST.

BUT YOU'RE JUST IN TIME

TO WORK ON YOUR TEAM-BUILDING SKILLS.

THE GOAL IS TO HELP YOUR TEAMMATES THROUGH THE WEB

WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ROPE.

SO, ABOUT THAT ORG CHART...

EH HEH. HOW DOES, UH...

CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER FOR RANDOM MAYHEM SOUND?

THROW IN A COMPANY CAR, I'M GOOD.

[HONK HONK HONK]

[CRUNCHING]

UH-UH-UH.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HARDLY. DO YOU KNOW TONGUE BURNS

LEAD TO WHOLE-BODY INFECTIONS

IN 3 OUT OF ONE MILLION CASES?

THERE. NOW YOU CAN EAT THAT WITH CONFIDENCE.

EEW. SO NOT HUNGRY NOW.

I HAVE FACED FAR WORSE THAN SCALDING NACOS

AND LIVED IT TO TELL.

I'M A POSSIBLE. AS IN "ANYTHING IS."

WE DEFY THE ODDS.

KP, DO NOT ANGER THE ODDS.

I LIKE YOU, DON'T I?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?

SLIM TO NONE.

SEE?

WHICH ONLY PROVES MY POINT.

IF YOU'RE WITH ME,

THEN WHAT OTHER STATISTICAL HORRORS CAN BEFALL YOU?

[BEEP BEEP]

HEY, WADE, WHAT'S THE SITCH?

GLOBAL WARMING.

OH! DON'T GET ME STARTED!

I MEAN, SOMEONE JUST BREACHED THE SECURITY SYSTEM

OF A LAB THAT'S DOING ADVANCED GLOBAL WARMING TECH.

WE'RE ON IT.

DRAKKEN'S GOONS?

I GUESS. BUT THESE GOONS ACTUALLY SEEM COMPETENT.

Drakken: PLEASE.

REFER TO THEM AS "TEAM MEMBERS."

IT BUILDS THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

RRRR! RRRR! RRRR!

UNH-UH!

UHH!

YOU CAN DO IT! EASY THERE.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

WOW, SHEGO, LOOK AT THEM GO.

THAT NEW BONUS-DRIVEN INCENTIVE SYSTEM

REALLY WORKS.

OH, WHOA!

THESE NUMBERS DO NOT LOOK GOOD.

HUH? MM-UHH!

UH! HUH!

UHH...

I GOT YOUR BACK, KP!

[GASP] RON! [GASP]

DON'T YOU THINK YOUR ODDS ARE BETTER

WHEN YOU SKATE AWAY FROM BIG METAL THINGS

ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU?

UNH!

EH...

YOU WERE SAYING?

SO YOU SEE, MR. STOPPABLE,

AS ACTUARY OF THE YEAR,

I THOUGHT YOU COULD REASSURE RON

THAT I'M REALLY OK.

DAD, HAVE YOU BEEN UNDER HERE RECENTLY?

LOOK AT THIS.

ONE MORE PLUG AND THIS PLACE

COULD LIGHT UP LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY.

OH, BOY!

SEE?

SON, I'M THRILLED THAT THE ACTUARIAL WORLD

HAS CAPTURED YOUR IMAGINATION.

IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION THAT KIM'S IN STATISTICAL DANGER.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

FACTORING IN KIM'S EXTRAORDINARY ABILITIES,

IT'S MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION

THAT SHE IS NO MORE IN DANGER SAVING THE WORLD

THAN THE AVERAGE STUDENT IS SKATEBOARDING TO SCHOOL.

REALLY. REALLY?

AND AS FOR YOU... WOW.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

WHAT?

OHH.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOAST IN 10th GRADE.

THE RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

CORPORATE WORKS.

OH, NO. CASUAL FRIDAY?

WHO KNEW CHINOS WERE SO COMFY?

OH, YEAH. YEAH, PLEATS.

THE FIERCE NEW LOOK IN EVIL.

[MUTTERING] "THE FIERCE NEW LOOK IN EVIL."

YEAH, CAN WE PLEASE JUST FIRE UP THE ATMOS-FREEZER?

SHEGO! DID YOU EVEN READ THE MEMO?!

THE ATMOS-FREEZER REQUIRES HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

TO BE CRANKED UP TO THE RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS LEVEL

NEEDED FOR MY EVIL SCHEME.

AND THE POWER DRAIN WOULD ALERT THE AUTHORITIES TO OUR LOCATION.

WOW. AN ACTUAL LEARNING CURVE.

UNH!

ALL I NEED IS A LARGE URBAN AREA

WHERE IT WOULD BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER SQUANDERING

OF OUR PRECIOUS RESOURCES.

I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THAT PLACE YET.

GOOD NEWS. I JUST DIVERSIFIED OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT BASE.

WAY TO GO, HANK!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY?

I BOUGHT OUT A CUPCAKERY IN DOWNTOWN UPPERTON.

CUPCAKERY?

THERE'S A GOURMET CUPCAKE CRAZE COMING

AND WE ARE GOING TO BE IN FRONT OF IT.

CUPCAKES?!

I AM NOT ABOUT TO RISK MY REPUTATION

AS A PURVEYOR OF HUMAN SUFFERING

TO SELL CUPCAKES!

MMM.

OH, THEY ARE YUMMY.

YOU KNOW, DR. D.,

NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT AN ATMOS-FREEZER

TO BE STASHED INSIDE A CUPCAKE SHOP.

OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T!

IT WOULD BE...

OH, YES.

YES, I LIKE IT.

SHEGO, YOU JUST EARNED AN ATTABOY.

GIRL.

Hank: IT'S ALL ABOUT BRANDING.

I ADDED THE WORD GOURMET,

A FLASHY NEW LOGO,

AND CHARGE 3 TIMES AS MUCH AS OUR NEAREST COMPETITOR.

HANK'S?

YES. WE FOCUS-TESTED DR. D.'s,

BUT EVERYBODY ASSOCIATED IT WITH SHAMPOO FOR SOME REASON.

RRRR.

[CHING-CHING]

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHO CARES?

WILL YOU LOOK AT THE DOUGH WE'RE MAKING?

GET IT? DOUGH?

HEH HEH. [MUTTERING]

ACTUALLY, CUPCAKES ARE MADE WITH BATTER.

AND DON'T START LICKING THE SPOON,

'CAUSE THERE SOME BAD NEWS ON THE NEW ICE AGE.

YOU NEED 3 MORE STRATEGICALLY PLACED ATMOS-FREEZERS

IN ORDER TO LOWER THE TEMPERATURE ENOUGH

TO SATISFY YOUR EVIL NEEDS.

YOU WORK FOR ME?

BECKER, SIR.

ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR UNEXPECTED SETBACKS.

HMM..

HMM?

MM.

I WON THE OFFICE BASEBALL POOL LAST WEEK?

AH, YES.

GOOD ON YOU.

REPLICATING THE ATMOS-FREEZER

WILL BE EASY ENOUGH.

PROBLEM IS WE WILL NEED 3 MORE LOCATIONS

AND SUBSTANTIAL CAPITAL TO FUND THE CONSTRUCTION.

Hank: YOU SHOULD SEE THESE CUPCAKE PROFITS.

IT'S REALLY TOO BAD WE HAVE ONLY ONE STORE.

DEMAND IS OUTSTRIPPING SUPPLY 3 TO 1.

A PROBLEM IS JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.

TIME TO FRANCHISE.

STILL A NO-SHOW ON THAT ATMOS-FREEZER, WADE?

YEAH. IT'S FREAKY.

YOU'D THINK SOMETHING

WITH THAT KIND OF POWER DRAIN WOULD BE OBVIOUS.

WELL, KEEP LOOKING.

YOU BET. BTW...

HAVE YOU TRIED HANK'S GOURMET CUPCAKES YET?

[SLURP]

THE MOCHAMANIA IS THE BOMB!

MAYBE I'LL PICK UP A DOZEN

AND TAKE THEM TO THE RON-NESS AFTER SCHOOL.

HOW IS MR. SUNSHINE?

[SCRAPING]

KP.

UH... RON?

3 LITTLE WORDS...

ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD RADIATION.

WELL, OK... YEAH, NOT EXACTLY LITTLE.

OHH...

FOUND A WEBSITE ABOUT IT.

THESE ELECTRO-WHATEVERS ARE EVERYWHERE.

IS THAT RIGHT?

NOT TO WORRY. HERE.

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE ELECTRO-THINGIES.

EFRs. AND THEY CAN CAUSE.

ALL SORTS OF BAD THINGS.

YEAH, BUNIONS, OVERBITES,

MEMORY PROBLEMS.

HEY. YOU FORGOT THIS.

SEE?

ECH! ECCH.

EXACTLY, RON.

ANYTHING CAN GET YOU, ANYTIME.

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE LIKE THIS,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL NEVER LEAVE HOME.

Hank: THE GOURMET CUPCAKE CONCERN.

REPRESENTS A HUGE IMPROVEMENT IN COMPANY PERFORMANCE.

GOTTA GIVE YOU PROPS, SUIT MAN.

ALMOST MAKES ME GLAD I DIDN'T VAPORIZE YOU EARLIER.

ALMOST.

ALL THE ATMOS-FREEZERS ARE ACTIVATED.

TEMPERATURES ARE DROPPING IN ALL FOUR LOCATIONS.

WHAT ABOUT CLEVELAND?

SIR, WE DON'T HAVE AN ATMOS-FREEZER

IN CLEVELAND.

[WHISPERING] I'm not talking to you.

I'm on a cupcake conference call.

WITH THE SUPPLY CHAIN IN PLACE

THROUGHOUT THE MIDWEST,

WE COULD OPEN CLEVELAND BY JUNE.

HMM. JUNE'S DOABLE.

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE

ON THAT CONFERENCE CALL.

I THOUGHT THE POINT OF THIS

WAS TO BRING THE WORLD TO ITS FROZEN KNEES.

WELL, YES.

BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE MULTI-TASKING?

[SLURP]

OUT OF THE BOX YOU GO.

WHAT BOX?

THE ONE YOU ARE THINKING INSIDE.

[STAMMERING AND MUTTERING]

YOU... OH, SHEGO, IT'S CORPORATE JARGON.

NEVER MIND.

HUH?

SNOW?

IN SPRING?

WADE?

I KNOW. THE WEATHER.

THE ATMOS-FREEZER? I'M THINKING...

DRAKKEN. CAN YOU BEEP RON?

ALREADY ON IT.

BUT I'M NOT GETTING ANY ANSWER.

[DOOR CREAKS]

RON?

IN HERE!

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAK.

RON?

WHAT IS THIS?

PANIC ROOM.

OF COURSE IT IS.

5-INCH-THICK WALLS OF SOLID STEEL

AND THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL SAFE

AGAINST THE STATISTICAL CRUELTIES OF THIS WORLD.

[JABBERING AND SQUEAKING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[JABBERING]

AAH!

[JABBERING]

RON, THIS IS SO A DRAKKEN PLOT.

Ron: WEATHER? DIDN'T HE ALREADY DO WEATHER?

ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, FOR SOME REASON

IT'S WORKING THIS TIME.

WHICH IS IMPRESSIVE.

I MEAN, THE ODDS AGAINST HIM ARE TREMENDOUS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ODDS.

I CARE ABOUT BACKUP.

WHICH I NEED.

YOU DON'T WANT ME, KIM.

I'M AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

RON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA...

I'LL BE HERE.

WITH A YEAR'S WORTH OF NACOS,

HIGH-SPEED INTERNET, AND THOSE CUPCAKES,

WHICH ARE TERRIFIC, BY THE WAY.

[CRUNCH] MMM!

BUT...

KIM, RUFUS, I'M SORRY.

IT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE.

[DOOR SQUEAKING]

OHH... OH, OH...

PERKINS, WHAT'S A TAKEAWAY?

GLOBAL TEMPERATURES ARE PLUMMETING.

GOOD, GOOD.

AND SALES IN OUR NEW MIAMI STORE

ARE BEATING PROJECTIONS.

OOH! IT'S A WIN-WIN.

Both: AAH! WOULD YOU TWO STOP THAT!

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE

KEEPING YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE?

SHEGO.

THE NEW ICE AGE IS 2 DAYS AWAY.

BESIDES, I'M THINKING OF SPINNING OFF

THIS WHOLE FREEZE-THE-WORLD DIVISION.

BOTS?

EH, NO CROSS-PROMOTION VALUE.

CAN'T VERY WELL HAND OUT ICEBERGS

TO THE LITTLE KIDDIES AT THE TAKEOUT WINDOW, NOW, CAN YOU?

RROWRR!

OOH.

SHEGO.

DON'T GO ALL GREEN ON US.

[CRACK]

WE'RE STILL GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

JUST NEW SCHOOL.

WE'RE TAKING OUR CUPCAKE CONCERN PUBLIC

WITH A BIG WALL STREET SPLASH NEXT WEEK.

FINALLY, I GET TO KICK IT WITH THE BIG BOYS.

[ALARMS BEEPING]

INTRUDERS!

YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE MISSION THING

IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS ON MY MONITOR BACK HOME.

ARE YOU STALLING?

NO! I... I JUST WANT TO CHECK

IF I BROUGHT THE MOTION DEACTIVATOR.

GOT IT!

[GASP]

[GASP]

Kim: DRAKKEN'S BEHIND HANK'S GOURMET CUPCAKES?

BUMMER.

THEY ARE YUMMY.

UH... UH...

UH...

UHH!

UH, I GOT IT, KIM.

I'LL STUN HIM.

WAIT. NO!

UHH!

KIM!

UNH.

UHH...

THIS SIDEKICK THING

IS HARDER THAN RON MADE IT LOOK, TOO.

I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW. NOTHING CAN HURT ME.

I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW. NOTHING CAN HURT ME.

[WHIRRING]

[CLATTERING]

AAH!

HA HA!

RUFUS! HOW...

[WHIRRING]

OH, WAIT TILL I SEE THAT SALESMAN

AT THE PANIC ROOM DEALERSHIP.

[BEEPING]

AAH! KIM'S IN TROUBLE!

I... I KNEW THIS WAS STATISTICALLY INEVITABLE,

BUT WHAT CAN I DO? I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.

NOT WITH THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST ME!

OW!

RON...

[STATIC]

HUH?

WELL, I... I CAN'T GO IN ALONE.

I... I... DO YOU KNOW THE ODDS

OF ME FIGHTING OFF DRAKKEN'S HENCHMEN,

RESCUING KIM,

AND SAVING THE WORLD FROM A NEW ICE AGE?

HUH?

NOTE: SOLAR-POWERED CALCULATORS

WORTHLESS IN PANIC ROOM!

HUH!

UNH! UNH! UNH!

RONALD.

HUH? HUH?

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT YOU LEARN

WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE CALCULATING HAZARDS.

WHAT?

SOME THINGS ARE WORTH THE RISK.

[LIQUID POURING AND BUBBLING]

UHH. UHH. WADE?

KIM, YOU'RE OK!

UH... RELATIVELY SPEAKING.

FUNNY. MY MOM ALWAYS SAID

THAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE WOULD BE BAD FOR ME.

NO MERE CHOCOLATE.

CHOCOLATE GANACHE.

GANACHE? WHAT'S GANACHE?

EQUAL PARTS DARK CHOCOLATE

AND FRESH DAIRY CREAM.

SIMPLE BUT DELICIOUS ON EVERYTHING.

YOU'LL SEE.

LOWER THEM.

UH, SORRY THERE, BOSS,

BUT THAT ISN'T IN MY SKILL SET.

YOU'RE GONNA WANT THE ASSISTANT MANAGER FOR CLIMACTIC ACTION.

FINE. GO GET HIM.

WHOA!

SURE, THEY'RE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE RON'S SECRET WEAPON.

PARANOIA AND IRRATIONAL FEAR.

YOU KNOW, 38% OF ALL SPLINTER MISHAPS

ARE CAUSED BY MANUAL LIFTING.

DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A 17% CHANCE OF LOSING YOUR GOOD LOOKS

PRACTICING MARTIAL ARTS WITHOUT THE CORRECT PADDING.

YEP. ONE OUT OF EVERY 2 HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES BACKFIRE.

RRR.

FINALLY.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING A YEAR-END BONUS.

I GUESS THIS IS OUR FINAL GOOD-BYE, KIM POSSIBLE,

AND YOUR SIDEKICK WANNABE.

WHO KNEW REVENGE WOULD BE SO... SWEET?

ISN'T THIS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,

"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT"?

ONLY WHEN I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE HE WON'T.

DOUBLE-DIP THEM!

WELL, THERE ARE WORSE WAYS TO GO.

RON!

CAN I GET A BOO-YAH?

AAH! AAH!

GOT IT!

OOF!

OHH... OHH... OHH...

AAH...

GET THEM!

NO WAY.

WE'RE TAKING THE EARLY RETIREMENT PACKAGE.

BUT OUR INCENTIVE PROGRAM!

WE GOT A BETTER INCENTIVE.

YEAH, TO LIVE.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

RON, I CAN'T BELIEVE...

YEAH, I KNOW.

GUYS. I'M STILL HERE.

RIGHT. OH.

RON, THE ATMOS-FREEZERS.

I'M ON IT.

UHH! EEK!

SO, HOW MANY SIDEKICKS

CAN ONE CRIME-FIGHTING CHEERLEADER BRING?

JUST EVENING THE ODDS.

WAH-HAH!

WAH-HAH!

[RUMBLING]

OH, NO!

ON THE UPSIDE,

RON IS SURVIVING WAY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT HE WOULD.

ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?

YAAH!

EHH!

[GULP]

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING,

THERE IS A 99% CHANCE THAT WHATEVER YOU DO TO ME

IS GONNA HURT REAL BAD.

OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

CHECK YOUR FIGURES, SHEGO.

UNH! YAAH!

RON, YOU WERE AWESOME.

YEAH, I KNOW.

OW! OW, OW! OW!

TIME TO GO LIVE ON AN UPDATED ACTION PLAN.

RUN!

[RUMBLING]

THIS IS GOING TO NEGATIVELY IMPACT

THIRD-QUARTER PERFORMANCE.

RON, LOOK OUT, YOU COULD SLIP.

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OF IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.

GIVE IT UP FOR THE NEW RON STOPPABLE,

RISK-TAKER.

BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA RIDE IN THE BACKSEAT?

WELL, I MAY BE A RISK-TAKER,

BUT MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL.

A-YUP, YUP.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH

THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD... AGAIN.

NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH THE CUPCAKES.

THAT LOW-CARB TREND WAS COMING.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN FRONT OF IT.

A PROBLEM IS JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME WITH THESE OR NOT?!

WHO... OK, THAT'S TAKING CASUAL FRIDAYS TOO FAR.

[GRUMBLING]

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