Original subtitles

WHOA! WHOA!

SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT THEY'RE NOT AFTER US?

THEY'RE BLACK HELICOPTERS, RON?

THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER US.

[GASP]

HEAD FOR THE FORT.

I'M ON IT!

RUFUS, WINGMAN ME.

OK!

NICE COLOR. WRONG TOOL.

MMM.

TAKE IT AWAY, WADE.

I GOT YOU.

[GASP]

[YELLING]

HO, HO! NICE CATCH, K.P.!

FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.

UND SIDEKICK.

AND WINGMAN.

FREE THE DUKE, DEMENTOR.

SO YOU WANT THE DUKE, DO YOU?

HEH HEH! HA HA HA!

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

OK.

REALLY? NO FIGHTING?

UNFORTUNATELY, MY CAPER INCLUDES

A GRIEVOUS ACCOUNTING ERROR.

A DUKE'S RANSOM ISN'T WORTH HALF A KING'S.

AND THE HELICOPTER DRONES AND NANO-JETPACKS...

I'M LOSING MILLIONS!

NANO-JETPACKS?

YOU HAD TO ASK?

I SAY, THANK YOU FOR DASHING TO MY RESCUE

WITH SUCH HASTE.

NO BIG.

[BEEP]

UH-OH. NEW WORLD CRISIS?

NO, WORSE. WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

? OH, YEAH, YEAH ?

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

HEY, KIM, HOW WAS THE MISH?

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

MISSION HAIR.

THANKS. IS THE MANAGER HERE?

I NEED HER TO SIGN MY TIME CARD.

I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU,

NOW THAT I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO ASSISTANT MANAGER!

NO WAY!

AAH! AAH!

MONIQUE,

CLUB BANANA'S CHIEF DESIGNER

IS COMING TO OUR STORE.

COCO BANANA HERE?

YES!

SO ASSEMBLE AND DRESS THE MANNEQUINS QUICKLY, OR...

COCO BANANA IS HERE.

OH, MR. BANANA, WHAT A PLEASURE.

HANDSHAKE.

COCO BANANA HAS BROUGHT THE DESIGNS

FOR THE NEW FALL COLLECTION.

PLEASE, NO FAINTING.

MAY WE GASP?

YOU MAY.

[ALL GASP]

THE FALL COLLECTION!

3/4 SLEEVE SEQUIN-TRIMMED TUNIC FROM...

LAST SEASON.

MMM.

[GULP]

YES, MR. BANANA, SIR.

VINTAGE CLUB "B." COCO SAYS, PROPS.

OH, THANK YOU.

COME, LABOR FORCE.

COCO BANANA WILL UNVEIL THE DESIGNS.

AH, MANAGEMENT ONLY.

SORRY, GIRL. I'LL 4-1-1 YOU LATER.

UM, CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT?

YOU WILL SAY NOTHING TO NO ONE.

HMM.

HA! FALL COLLECTION.

I AM NOT JEALOUS.

NOPE, NO JEAL IN HERE.

WELL, OK, FROM THE BEGINNING, K.P.

I'M AT WORK. I GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

Kim: WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN COCO BANANA...

AH, SORRY, KIM, GOT TO GO.

THE LEMURS ARE IN.

[SIGH]

[LAUGHING]

[GASP] AAH!

[CRASH]

STOPPABLE!

MR. BARKIN?

Boy on P.A.: PRICE CHECK.

ON POP POP PORTER'S FREEZE-DRIED CHICKEN-FRIED STEAKLETTES.

Both: TWO FOR $1.99.

Both: YOU WORK HERE?

HOUSEWARES. 14 YEARS THIS JUNE.

PETS. 14 HOURS THIS WEEK.

BUT... BUT WHY DO YOU...

THE GIG AT MIDDLETON HIGH IS JUST FOR THE BENEFITS.

THIS... IS MY TRUE PASSION.

HOUSEWARES? REALLY?

HELPING A CUSTOMER CHOOSE BETWEEN A MUFFIN PAN

AND A MINI-MUFFIN PAN...

TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS.

UH-OH! STORE MANAGER!

YEAH! GOOD HUSTLE ON THAT PRICE CHECK, MY BOY.

AH. HEH HEH HEH!

THANKS, MR. STOCKWELL.

NOT YOU, BARKIN, OUR NEW EMPLOYEE...

THE ONE WITH PROMISE AND POTENTIAL?

A CLEAR CANDIDATE FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

THAT WOULD BE THE BADIGGITIEST!

BUT... BUT HOW WOULD THAT WORK,

TODAY BEING THE 16th AND ALL?

HA HA HA!

AND A SENSE OF HUMOR, TO BOOT.

YOU ARE GOING PLACES, SON.

Boy on P.A.: CLEANUP ON AISLE 12.

CODE "T."

"T." TOXIC.

HE'S RIGHT, STOPPABLE.

YOU ARE GOING PLACES... AISLE 12.

DON'T GET ANY ON YOU.

YES, MR. BARKIN. I... WAIT.

JUST A MINIMUM-WAGE MINUTE.

NO ORANGE TIE, NO AUTHORITY.

WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

MANAGEMENT WEARS ORANGE TIES, MR. B.,

AND YOU... NO ORANGE TIE.

TRANSLATION: YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

YOO-HOO.

OHH, SCHOOL. YEAH. HEH!

YOU ARE THE BOSS OF ME. HEH.

AND YOU'LL WRITE THAT 500 TIMES ON THE CHALKBOARD TODAY

IN DETENTION!

Kim: COME ON, MONIQUE. FALL COLLECTION?

CAN'T YOU SITCH ME ON THE HOT AND THE NOT?

I TOLD YOU, KIM,

I SIGNED A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT.

I CAN'T SPILL, GIRL.

WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

UPDATE ON MY CONTRACT, WADE.

IT'S AIRTIGHT, KIM.

NO LOOPHOLES?

EVEN IF I FOUND ONE, ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 35,

I COULDN'T TELL YOU.

EVEN THE LOOPHOLES ARE CONFIDENTIAL?

I CAN'T COMMENT ON THAT.

OHH!

FULL HOUSE! BOOYA!

[GRUNT]

NOW, DIXIE, SORE LOSER DOESN'T EXACTLY SAY "TAKE ME HOME."

[ROARING]

OK, OK!

NOW, SOMEONE NEEDS A T.O.

WHAT IS GOING ON OVER HERE?

CLEARLY THE NEW KID IS AGITATING THE STOCK...

THE LIVESTOCK.

MOMMY, MOMMY! I WANT AN ANGRY GORILLA!

OK, DARLING. LET'S GET A SHOPPING CART.

NICE SALE STRATEGY, SON.

WELL, YOU KNOW... HEH HEH!

SOMETIMES IT JUST COMES TO ME.

BUT DID YOU CHECK THE ROSTER?

YOU'VE GOT STOCKROOM DUTY TODAY.

OH. THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE THESE LEMURS.

NO NEED, MY BOY. WE ARE RUNNING A SPECIAL...

A FREE LEMUR WITH EVERY COFFEEMAKER.

WE CAN'T KEEP THE LITTLE FURBALLS IN STOCK.

BARKIN, SHOW OUR STAR SALESMAN

WHERE THE STOCKROOM IS.

HA HA! MY PLEASURE.

RIGHT THIS WAY, STAR.

AW, GEE, MR. B.,

THAT'S NICE OF YOU,

CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NOT AN OUNCE OF CONTROLLAGE

OVER ME AND ALL.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

[GASP]

AH, I HAVE TO ORGANIZE ALL THIS STUFF?

WELL, FOR SOMEONE ON THE FAST TRACK TO EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH,

I'M SURE THAT YOU'LL HAVE IT WHIPPED INTO SHAPE

IN NO TIME.

Boy on P.A.: PRICE CHECK ON COTTON SATEEN DUST RUFFLES.

14-OR-18-INCH DROP?

I'D BETTER TAKE THIS.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE YUMMY COLORS OF THOSE FALL COATS?

IT'S LIKE A RAINBOW OF RETAIL PERFECTION!

YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH KEEPING SECRETS.

IN FACT... HEH...

THE SAFETY OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT,

SO, UM, FALL COLLECTION?

UH, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

AH. THEN I GUESS I'LL CLOCK OUT AND PICK UP RON.

I'M SURE HE'S GOT ALL-NEW LEMUR STORIES.

WISH THOSE WERE CONFIDENTIAL.

KIM? YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE.

KIM!

Ron: INVENTORY, KIM... TWO STORIES HIGH!

SO YOU SORT, YOU PILE, YOU TRASH...

LIKE WHEN YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM.

WE PROMISED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT DARK DAY.

HEY, MONIQUE.

"HEY, MONIQUE"?

"HEY, MONIQUE"?

UM, REASON FOR THE 'TUDE?

I GET YOU A JOB IN MY STORE,

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

UH, GUYS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T FRONT WITH ME, GIRL.

I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES.

SAW ME WHAT?

LEAVING THE MANAGER'S OFFICE.

I CAUGHT YOU EYEING THOSE DESIGNS.

I DID NOT!

OH, OH, I GUESS

IT WAS JUST YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN, THEN, RIGHT?

OR CAMILLE LEON.

Both: CAMILLE LEON?

ISN'T SHE IN JAIL?

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.

APPARENTLY, SHE SHAPE-SHIFTED INTO A GUARD AND ESCAPED.

OK, WHO DID NOT SEE THIS COMING?

I MEAN, BESIDES THE GUARDS... AND US?

I'LL SEE IF I CAN... HEY!

KIM POSSIBLE?

UH... MAYBE.

OFFICERS TWILL AND TWEED.

WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS.

HEH! WHAT ARE YOU, THE FASHION POLICE?

AFFIRMATIVE.

AND THAT SPORTS JERSEY IS A SERIOUS VIOLATION.

YOU'RE WRITING ME A TICKET?

[CHUCKLES]

BUT, UH, HALF CRED ON THE POCKET PET.

THEY ARE HOT THIS SEASON.

SO WHAT'S THE DRAMA, OFFICERS?

MY NEW FALL DESIGNS... STOLEN!

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE COCO BANANA A...

FASHION VICTIM.

TEARS.

[CRYING]

CAMILLE'S TRYING TO FRAME ME

FOR STEALING THE DESIGNS.

NOTHING SPRUCES UP A CAPER

LIKE A LITTLE REVENGE ALONG THE WAY.

SO YOU DENY ANY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS CRIME?

NATCH. THE WOMAN YOU WANT IS CAMILLE LEON.

THE DISINHERITED CELEBUTANTE?

BEST DRESSED CELEB 3 YEARS IN A ROW,

ACCORDING TO HER STYLE FILE.

CHECK THE CRINOLINE PENCIL SKIRT. SHE'S ARRESTING.

YOU MEAN SHE SHOULD BE ARRESTED.

IF CAMILLE HAS THOSE DESIGNS,

THEN SHE'LL BE LOOKING TO SELL THEM.

COPY THAT.

WE'LLWE;LL FOLLOW UP ON THE TIP,

BUT WE'RE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU.

[BEEPING]

6-8-2 IN PROGRESS.

UGH. KNEE HIGHS WITH FLIP-FLOPS.

OK! EVEN I KNOW THAT'S WRONG!

WADE?

ALREADY ON IT, KIM.

YOUR RIDE'S HOVERING OUTSIDE.

WHERE TO THIS TIME?

THE ONE PLACE CAMILLE CAN GET TOP DOLLAR

FOR STOLEN DESIGNS:

MILAN,

HOME OF THE FASHION UNDERGROUND.

WE'RE GOING TO ITALY! BOOYA!

I THOUGHT SMARTY MART HAD YOU ON STOCKROOM DUTY.

OH, MAN!

YEAH, WAY TO UNDO THE BOOYA.

THAT'S OK, RON. I'LL SUB.

OH. UM, THANKS, BUT, UH,

I CAN HANDLE.

HEY, CAMILLE PLAYED ME, TOO.

WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND LECTURE

ON THE DANGERS OF MISSION WORK,

BUT MILAN CALLS.

I THINK THAT GIRL JUST DITCHED ME.

[ANIMALS CHATTERING]

[SLURP]

STOPPABLE?

HEY, MR. B. JUST TAKING 5.

QUESTION:

JUST WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON BEGINNING THE ACTUAL WORK?

EXCUSE ME?

I SPENT THE LAST TWO 60s ORGANIZING THIS STUFF INTO 3 PILES:

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF,

OTHER MISCELLANEOUS STUFF,

AND STUFF I MIGHT WANT TO BUY WITH MY DISCOUNT.

2% OFF? RIGHT?

STOPPABLE, GET THIS INTO YOUR NACHO CHEESE HEAD.

EVERY ITEM MUST BE LOGGED AND SHELVED

ACCORDING TO DEPARTMENT, NOT PERSONAL, PREFERENCE.

AW, MAN, NOW YOU TELL ME!

[GRUNT]

SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

OOH. CLOSE ONE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE TRAPPED IN THE STOCKROOM.

YEAH, LUCKY US.

THAT WOULD BE MUCH WORSE THAN BEING...

TRAPPED IN A CRATE!

I CAN'T LET YOU WATCH, DR. FUSION.

WORLD SECURITY IS AT HAND.

JUST TRY AND STOP ME, DINOMAN. HEH HEH HEH!

[CHUCKLING]

MONIQUE!

SO MANY LEVELS OF WRONG.

AND AREN'T ACTION FIGURES

A LITTLE LOW-TECH FOR YOU?

THEIR HOLOGRAMS AREN'T COMPLETE YET.

YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE, RIGHT?

YOU GET ME TO MILAN,

AND I'LL KEEP DINOMAN AND PURPLE PANTS

ON THE D.L.

YOUR RIDE, STUDENT PARKING LOT.

HEH. EH. EH.

THERE'S NO WAY OUT, MR., BARKIN!

STOP YOUR SQUIRMING, STOPPABLE,

AND LOOK FOR A LIGHT SOURCE.

WELL, IT'S SORT OF HARD TO FOCUS

WHEN THERE'S A FLASHLIGHT WEDGED IN YOUR BACK.

EH... OW!

GIVE ME THAT.

OHH. THANKS, MR. B. MUCH BETTER.

MR. BARKIN, YOUR STUBBLAGE...

OHH!

HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN IN HERE?

OH, ABOUT 19 MINUTES.

I, UH... HAVE TO SHAVE OFTEN.

HOW OFTEN?

15 TIMES A DAY. NOW, WOULD YOU CUT THE CHATTER?

I HAVE TO FORMULATE A PLAN!

ALREADY GOT ONE.

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!

THAT'S NOT A PLAN.

NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

HE-HE-HELP!

NO ONE CAN HEAR US, MAN. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

[MOO]

AND THAT COW.

WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF, ANYWAY?

APPEARS TO BE RETURNS...

MERCHANDISE THAT HAS BEEN RETURNED.

WHERE DOES IT GET RETURNED TO?

TO THE RETURNS WAREHOUSE OVERSEAS!

[YELLING]

GLOBAL POSITIONING PLACES THE ENTRANCE TO THE FASHION UNDERGROUND

SOMEWHERE IN THAT BUILDING.

Kim: AS LAIRS GO, IT'S, UH...

PRETTY.

Twill: INTERESTING.

EVERY TIME WE FOLLOW A CLUE

ON THE STOLEN FASHION DESIGNS,

IT LEADS TO YOU.

WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE SAME CASE.

WE'RE THE FASHION POLICE, MISS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN'T PULL THE MARINO WOOL OVER OUR EYES.

GOOD THING,

OR YOU WOULDN'T SEE THOSE WOMEN

THEIR OUTFITS?

[GASP] CRIMINAL.

WHERE? WHERE?

I'M GOING IN. COVER ME.

OOH!

AAH!

UNH!

GOSH, THANKS A MIL.

[GASP]

MONIQUE?

I THOUGHT WE AGREED

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO BE HERE.

DON'T EVEN TRY TO FLOAT THE DANGER BOAT WITH ME, GIRL.

YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS

THAT I GOT TO SEE THE DESIGNS AND YOU DIDN'T.

UNH!

TELL ME WE ARE NOT IN THE SEWER.

[BEEPING]

[GASP]

THAT'S IT! I AM OFFICIALLY NAH!

EYE TO EYE, KIM.

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

WADE, BESIDES YOUR LITTLE SURPRISE,

WHAT'S THE SITCH?

WHAT KIND OF SECURITY ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

THE FASHIONISTAS USE THE LATEST IN AUTOSENSORY DEFENSES.

THE FASHIONISTAS?

[GASP]

YOU DON'T KNOW THE FASHIONISTAS?

SHOULD I?

SENDING PROFILES.

ESPADRILLE, HOODIE, AND CHINO.

THEY COPY THE BRAND-NAME DESIGNER FASHIONS

AND SELL KNOCKOFFS AROUND THE WORLD.

THEY RUN THE FASHION UNDERGROUND!

OH. HEH!

SEE... HMM.

MISSIONS MAY BE YOUR BAG,

BUT FASHION... YOUR SISTER.

THE FASHIONISTAS WILL MAKE MILLIONS

FLOODING THE MARKET WITH THEIR COUNTERFEIT FASHIONS.

ALL THANKS TO CAMILLE AND HER STOLEN DESIGNS.

WELL, UM, MONIQUE,

NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE A PLAN "B,"

BUT... HOW WOULD YOU GET US INTO THE UNDERGROUND?

CAMILLE IMITATED YOU.

A HIT-BACK IS FAIR GAME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HEADED OVERSEAS.

WE COULD END UP IN A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY.

STOPPABLE, QUIT YOUR WHINING.

GIVE ME A HAND WITH OUR BASE CAMP.

HERE. USE THIS TRENCHING SHOVEL TO START OUR HERB GARDEN,

HERB GARDEN?

UH, DON'T WE NEED, LIKE, HERBS FOR THAT?

YOU KNOW, AND GARDEN?

WE'LL HARVEST THE SOIL FROM OUR SOCKS.

UH... MR. BARKIN? YOU FEEL OK?

THIS CRATE'S NOT GETTING TO YOU, IS IT?

OF COURSE NOT!

BUT WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME THAT?

MR. BARKIN?

[MOO]

HE'S MR. BARKIN!

MOO?

THERE. MY BLOG ON UPDATING THE YOGA PANT...

DONE AND DONE.

WHOA! LOOK WHO'S BACK.

AND SPORTING A NEW ACCESSORY.

IS THAT, LIKE, OUR FALL COLLECTION?

FIRST SHIPMENT HITS TOMORROW.

SO MANY PIRATES, SO LITTLE TIME.

Camille: YOO-HOO! FASHION FRIENDS!

CAMILLE.

GREETS. JUST CAME FOR MORE GREEN.

I'VE ALREADY SPENT YESTERDAY'S SCORE.

OH, THAT WHOLE FOREIGN EXCHANGE THINGY?

SO CONFUSING.

AS IF I'M A MATHEMAGICIAN.

BUT IF YOU'RE CAMILLE...

THEN WHO'S SHE?

CLEARLY A POSER.

THEY'RE A DIME A DOZ.

I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ME?

PROPS ON THE LOOK, YEAH, BUT I'M THE REAL CAMILLE.

PLEASE.

IT TOOK, LIKE, A LIFETIME

TO PERFECT THIS.

NICE TRY, WANNABE-ME,

BUT IF ANYONE KNOWS A KNOCKOFF,

IT'S THE FASHIONISTAS.

TUESDAY, 1400.

I'M SURROUNDED BEHIND ENEMY LINES.

OPERATION DESERT TRIAL IS IN DANGER.

CODENAME RON STOPPABLE

HAS CROSSED OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE.

HEY, AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE

TALKING INTO A RUBBER CHICKEN!

THIS TIME.

RUBBER CHICKEN?

RUBBER CHICKEN? NO!

NOT AGAIN! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

[MOO]

I KNOW. NOT LOOKING GOOD.

UH, WHAT NOW, KIM?

UNH!

UNH!

KIM? AS IN POSSIBLE?

OH! VERY GOOD, CAMILLE.

[KIM GRUNTS]

[GASP]

SAY, GIRL,

YEAH, MY BATTLE SKILLS AREN'T QUITE IN VOGUE.

PLAY YOUR STRENGTHS, MONIQUE.

UH, ACCESSORIZE.

ON IT.

UNH!

AAH!

AAH!

NICE MOVES, POSSIBLE.

I MAY DESIGN A TRACKSUIT AFTER YOU.

UNH!

DESIGN? DON'T YOU MEAN STEAL?

WHATEVS.

UNH!

[GASP]

[GASP]

AAH!

OH, PLEASE. THESE WILL NEVER SELL.

[GROANS]

[GASP]

[GRUNT]

NEW KNOT. YOU LIKE?

OHH. YES.

[GRUNTING]

CUTE LOOK, BUT IT NEEDS A BELT.

I DISAGREE. THE BELT? TOO MUCH.

[GASP]

SO, UH, KIM, YEAH,

THAT WHOLE DANGER EXCUSE?

TURNS OUT YOU KNEW YOUR STUFF.

SO DO YOU.

I WAS JEALOUS THAT YOU GOT TO SEE THE DESIGNS.

FORGIVE?

FORGIVE. BUT, UM...

CAN WE PICK THIS UP LATER?

Hoodie: AHEM.

SORRY TO CRASH THE BIG KISS AND CRY,

BUT THIS IS BIZ.

AND WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF IT.

MONIQUE, THE DESIGNS!

KIM, LOOK OUT!

WHOA!

[GASP]

[GASP]

[MOO]

RON?

MONIQUE!

IS THAT... MR. BARKIN?

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

SWEET LADY OXYGEN!

BREATHE WITH ME, STOPPABLE!

BREATHE!

Twill: FASHION POLICE.

HALT!

CODE RED. I REPEAT, CODE RED.

SEND IMMEDIATE REINFORCEMENTS.

OH. OH, SURE. NOW YOU ARRIVE.

WE'RE TRAINED FOR COUTURE, NOT COMBAT.

WHAT'S HAPPENING, MONIQUE?

K.P.!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING.

CAMILLE ATTACKED ME.

RON?

THEY BOTH SHOWED UP IN THE SAME OUTFIT.

HOW HUMILIATING.

TWO KIMS.

WHICH ONE IS REAL?

HMM.

THAT ONE!

YOU KNOW, I MAY NOT KNOW WHERE WE ARE

OR WHAT'S GOING ON,

BUT I KNOW MY OWN GIRLFRIEND.

NO, RON, YOU DON'T.

JUST A MINUTE.

PATENT SHOES, 100% SILK BLOUSE

ARREST HER!

WHY? I THINK IT WORKS.

THIS IS CAMILLE LEON, YOUR THIEF.

THERE'S YOUR COLLAR.

[GRUNTING]

[SIGH]

LOOK, PRISON IS SO, LIKE, LAME.

OH, CAN'T I DO HOUSE ARREST

AT ONE OF THOSE YUMMY VILLAS IN TUSCANY?

GOOD EYE... MONIQUE.

OK, LOOK.

THE CRATE TRAPPAGE MAY HAVE AFFECTED MY JUDGMENT.

I WAS SITTING WITH A COW!

HE WAS TALKING TO A CHICKEN, AND THE...

MM-HMM.

THE DESIGNS, MR. BANANA, SIR.

WE RECOVERED THEM IN MILAN.

FEH. I SCRAPPED THESE TWO DAYS AGO.

I'M TAKING THE FALL LINE IN A NEW DIRECTION.

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE WENT ALL THAT WAY...

AND TOOK ON THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND,

JUST FOR HIM TO...

TEARS. TEARS.

[CRYING]

Twill: SIR, STEP TO THE WALL, PLEASE.

Tweed: YOU'RE CHARGED WITH MULTIPLE COUNTS.

OF ATROCIOUS FASHION SENSE.

UH... NOT SURE THIS IS ACCURATE.

I'M IN FRENCH HEELS.

WHICH IS COUNT ONE. THOSE PUMPS?

CLOSED TOES!

SPRING CALLS FOR STRAPPY.

TURN TO THE LEFT.

COUNT TWO: THE BOA ROBE.

CLEARLY, YOU DIDN'T PULL IT OFF.

TURN TO THE RIGHT.

COUNT 3: THE STOLE.

CHICKEN WAS SO TWO SEASONS AGO.

COUNT 4: THE LAMPSHADE FEDORA.

YOUR PARENTS MUST BE REAL PROUD OF YOU.

YOU REALIZE THAT I DON'T NORMALLY DRESS IN THIS MANNER.

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, PAL.

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