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[PANTING]
RON. HEY, WHAT IS IT?
JUST... FOUND... OUT...
HAVE TO TAKE... HEALTH CLASS!
THAT'S IT? HEALTH CLASS! IT'S SICK AND WRONG!
OOH! YES. SICK AND WRONG.
WOULDN'T IT BE HEALTHY AND WRONG?
YOU DON'T GET IT, K.P.
I'M GONNA BE THE ONLY SENIOR IN A CLASS FULL OF FRESHMEN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT FRESHMAN YEAR?
I, UM, HAD OTHER PRIORITIES.
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
YEAH. THAT WAS A BUSY FIRST SEMESTER.
MM. OW.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.
MRS. KEVORTNEY, WHILE ENJOYING SOME HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS FRUIT,
NEGLECTED TO NOTICE WHERE SHE HAD DROPPED A BANANA PEEL.
SO I WILL BE COVERING THIS CLASS.
[SARCASTICALLY] IT JUST GETS BETTER.
WHICH BRINGS US TO LESSON ONE...
THE IMPORTANCE OF A BALANCED DIET.
NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOU TEENAGERS LIKE TO HANG OUT
AT FAST-FOOD JOINTS LIKE COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
AND PLACES LIKE THAT ARE FINE SOMETIMES FOOD,
BUT NOT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Ron: LIES!
? OH, YEAH, YEAH ?
? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?
? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?
? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?
? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?
? WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ?
? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?
? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?
? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?
? KIM POSSIBLE ?
? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?
? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?
? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?
? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?
? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?
? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?
? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?
? KIM POSSIBLE ?
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?
BARKIN'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
HEALTH CLASS ISSUES?
YES. IN FRONT OF IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN,
HE SAYS THAT BUENO NACHO'S BAD TO EAT EVERY DAY.
? UH-UH, UH-UH! ?
I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME, AND LOOK AT ME.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
OOH! THE PICTURE OF HEALTH.
RON, UM, YOUR DIET COULD STAND TO BE A BIT MORE BALANCED.
BARKIN GOT TO YOU.
NO. UH, HEALTHY FOOD CAN BE GOOD.
LOOK. SALAD. WANT A BITE?
BUENO NACHO HAS SALADS?
WAIT. WHERE'S THE SEASONED GROUND BEEF,
THE HAND-PUMPED CHEESE?
HELLO! IT'S A SALAD. LETTUCE, TOMATO, DRESSING.
"HELLO! IT'S A SALAD. LETTUCE, TOMATO," DISAPPOINTMENT.
[SQUEALING EXCITEDLY]
"KABLAMOS SALAD"! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE PROUD OF IT.
[IMITATES SIREN]
OVERREACTION ALERT.
WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON, KIM?
[IMITATES SIREN]
YOU KNOW, I'LL PROVE YOU AND BARKIN WRONG.
NOT ONLY WILL I KEEP EATING AT BUENO NACHO,
I'LL EAT NOTHING BUT BUENO NACHO FROM NOW ON.
HEY, RON, TRY ONE OF OUR MUY BUENO ENCHILADAS?
NOT A CHANCE, NED.
I WANT A CLASSIC NACO COMBO.
AND THIS TIME, GRANDE SIZE ME.
ARE YOU SURE? THAT'S A LOT OF EXTRA BEANS AND CHEESE.
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE, NED. NEVER BEEN MORE SURE.
Man: WE NEED SOMETHING FOR THE THIRD QUARTER ROLLOUT.
UH, HOW ABOUT PROJECT TITAN?
IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. HOW'S PROGRESS?
NOT WORKING. THE COMPUTER VIRUS?
WAS WIPED OUT BY A COMPUTER VIRUS.
OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THE TRANSDUCER.
BUILD A BETTER SUPER-WEAPON,
AND THE VILLAINS BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR.
IT'S FUNCTIONAL, BUT CLUNKY-LOOKING.
PUSH "CLUNKY" AS A NEW FEATURE
AND PUT THE WORD OUT.
IT GOES TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
ALL RIGHT, FRESHMEN...
AND STOPPABLE,
THIS IS THE WHEEL OF GOOD EATING.
EACH SPOKE IS A DIFFERENT FOOD GROUP...
MEAT AND BEANS IN MODERATION,
GRAINS... PREFERABLY WHOLE GRAINS, BREAD, CEREAL, RICE, AND PASTA.
YES, STOPPABLE?
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT HAS GRAINS, CHEESE, VEGETABLES, MEAT,
AND BEANS?
NATURE'S PERFECT FOOD... THE NACO.
NATURE WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IN MORE FAT THAN A STICK OF BUTTER.
CHECK IT OUT, K.P.
THE RON STOPPABLE DIET.
GOT YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCES OF NACOS,
CHIMICHURROS, AND QUESACHANGAS.
IS THAT A CAMERA?
Ron: HUH.
CRACKING A MAJOR CONSPIRACY.
GOT TO KEEP A RECORD.
DON'T LISTEN TO RON. EAT MORE VEGETABLES AND FRUIT
AND FEEL TERRIF. CUT!
OK, CUT, KIM.
THIS IS MY VIDEO, NOT THE MAN'S.
K.P., MONIQUE!
[RON BREATHING HEAVILY]
Y... YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL... C-CATCH UP.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
FRESH WOOD SHAVINGS IN ALL THE CAGES?
NO. THOSE HAMSTERS ARE EATING THEIR VEGETABLES...
CRUNCHY, NUTRITIOUS VEGETABLES.
OH, YEAH. THEY ARE. AND THEY'VE GOT... WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE TRYING TO TEACH ME ON SMARTY MART TIME.
NO, I WASN'T. I WAS ON BREAK.
I'M CALLING THE MANAGER.
KIM, DID YOU KNOW THAT BUENO NACHO HAS BREAKFAST?
THE HUEVADIA!
I COULD PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE!
RON, YOU DO PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
OH, YEAH. OK, BETTER MAKE THAT TO GO.
GRANDE SIZE?
NED, NED, NED. HUH.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
[SIGHS]
MUST HAVE SHRUNK.
HUH?
UH, I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 12 COMBINATION, PLEASE.
THE COMBINATIONS ONLY GO UP TO 8. THERE IS NO NUMBER 12.
UH, THERE IS IF YOU PUT TOGETHER A 3, A 2, AND A 7.
[RIP] OH, DON'T TELL ME.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] K.P., MONIQUE.
[WHISPERS] OH, CUT.
OHH. CUT.
[RUFUS IMITATES DIRECTOR YELLING "CUT"]
MOVING ON FROM DIETS TO EXERCISE...
[RON SNORING]
[LAUGHTER]
STOPPABLE!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
HUH? WHAT?
AHA! PAY ATTENTION, CLASS.
EVERY YEAR, THERE'S ONE JOKER WHO MOCKS THE CURRICULUM
BY DOWNING NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD.
HERE'S WHAT AN UNBALANCED DIET LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE.
Students: EW!
DON'T AVERT YOUR EYES! LOOK AT IT! HEY!
ARE YOU SHORT OF BREATH, YES OR NO?
[BREATHING HEAVILY] NO!
HOW'S YOUR REACTION TIME?
YOU'RE SLEEPING MORE THAN USUAL, AREN'T YOU?
DON'T BOTHER TO ANSWER. I HAVE WITNESSES.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY REACTION TIME.
AND YOUR CLOTHES, GETTING A BIT SNUG, HUH?
UGH! AAH!
YEAH, I THINK RUFUS HAS LET HIMSELF GO.
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF EATING LIKE A RABBIT?
ASKED THE ONE EATING LIKE A PIG.
I KNOW WE ALL LIKE OUR PLAYFUL TEASING,
BUT I THINK YOU CROSSED THE LINE, KIM.
YEAH! HMPH. RIGHT. TOTALLY UNFAIR TO PIGS.
[RINGTONE]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
THERE'S SOMETHING BREWING AT HENCHCO, SOMETHING BIG.
WE GOT SOMETHING BIG HERE, TOO.
ANOTHER LINE CROSSED. MAN!
YEAH, BUT YOUR SOMETHING BIG DOESN'T INVOLVE EVERY VILLAIN YOU CAN NAME.
WELL, I CAN NAME A LOT OF VILLAINS...
DRAKKEN, MONKEY FIST, DUFF KILLIGAN.
THEY'RE ALL THERE. EVEN GEMINI.
[MUFFLED] GEMINI? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A WHILE.
LOOKS LIKE HENCH IS AUCTIONING OFF SOME KIND OF NEW SUPER-WEAPON.
WE'RE ON IT. COME ON, RON. MISSION.
COMING, COMING. HANG ON.
OH, OH! BONUS TACO.
CAN WE HIT THE DRIVE-THROUGH REAL QUICK?
[APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
WE'RE HERE TONIGHT TO INTRODUCE
A NEW EXCITING ADVANCE IN VILLAIN TECH...
THE HENCHCO MOLECULAR TRANSDUCER.
WOW, JACK. AND I HEAR IT FEATURES A NEW, HIP, FUNKY DESIGN.
[BUTTON IS PRESSED]
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT? WHO'S APPLAUDING?
[BUTTON IS PRESSED, APPLAUSE STOPS]
RON, ARE YOU EATING AGAIN?
I FOUND A BURRITO STUCK IN MY...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. JUST KEEP FOCUSED.
I THINK I HEARD APPLAUSE.
YES. CLUNKY MEANS IT'S EASY TO USE.
JUST POINT AT YOUR TARGET,
FLIP ALL THE SWITCHES, AND...
NOW IF I COULD HAVE A VOLUNTEER...
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
NOW, WOULD YOU MIND KICKING
THIS TWO-FOOT THICK SOLID STEEL VAULT DOOR?
ALL RIGHT!
WOW, JACK. THAT REALLY IS AMAZING.
THAT GUY HAS SOME FOOT.
YAY. YEAH.
Jack: HO HO HO! IT'S NOT THE FOOT, TIFFANY.
SEE, THE TRANSDUCER ALTERS
THE MOLECULAR BONDS.
I JUST WEAKENED THE STEEL TO THE CONSISTENCY
OF A TORTILLA CHIP.
AND IT ALSO...
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE MINUTE THIS THING... AAH!
OHH!
HEH HEH!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA. IT ALSO CHANGES THINGS BACK.
UH, UH! WHEN DID AIR VENTS GET SO SNUG?
MAYBE WHEN YOU STARTED GRANDE SIZING EVERY MEAL AT BUENO NACHO.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR PROPER-EATING-GANDA,
K.P.
[ALARM]
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT TITAN HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
WARNING.
KIM POSSIBLE.
UGH! UGH! GRR!
WELL, THE GANG'S ALL HERE.
LIFETIME DISCOUNT TO WHOEVER NABS KIM POSSIBLE.
[ALL SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
[SPITS]
THIS STUFF TASTES...
JUST LIKE BUTTERSCOTCH. MM-HMM!
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT TITAN HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
COME ON, GUYS. YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN ONE CHEERLEADER?
OK, LIFETIME DISCOUNT PLUS FREE COFFEE AND BAGELS
EVERY, UH, MONDAY.
HEH HEH.
I'LL HALT THE LASSIE.
FORE!
K.P.!
OK, WHO...
WANTS...
A PIECE OF ME? OOF.
OOH. SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.
GOSH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF, LADDIE?
YOU LOOK GHASTLY, MAN.
YOU REALLY SHOULD TAKE
BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF.
WADE, RIDE?
ON ITS WAY NOW.
[HORN HONKS]
HUH? HUH?
RON, TIME TO GO.
[BELL RINGS]
SO WE NEED TO GET THIS THING TO GLOBAL JUSTICE
BEFORE HENCH'S GOONS COME LOOKING FOR IT.
I'LL SET IT UP. YOU WANT ME TO FIND RON A PERSONAL TRAINER
WHILE I'M AT IT?
OH, NOT YET. OH, HE'LL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY,
I HOPE.
UH, RON?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NEVER BETTER, K.P. WHY DO YOU ASK?
BECAUSE I THINK YOU GOT TALLER.
AN UNEXPECTED BONUS OF THE BUENO NACHO MIRACLE DIET.
ADMIT IT. I WAS RIGHT. YOU AND BARKIN WERE WRONG.
UH, DID YOU GET THAT?
MM-HMM! CHECK.
OW!
OK, SOMEBODY LOWERED YOUR DOORWAY.
BETTER GET THAT FIXED, MR. B.
OOH. WHOA! STOPPABLE!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
THE ONE WITH ABE LINCOLN AND THE POOL SHARKS?
UH, NO. NO. NO.
THE ONE WHERE I PROVIDE CONCLUSIVE PROOF
THAT YOUR WHEEL OF GOOD EATING
IS JUST A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH
IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN.
NOW, YOU MARK MY WORDS, STOPPABLE.
BEFORE THIS COURSE ENDS,
YOU'LL BE FOLLOWING THIS WHEEL
LIKE THE LATEST PLOT LINE OF "AGONY COUNTY."
HMPH.
[CHEWING]
[BURP]
MM!
YEAH. MM!
[SLURPING]
[GULPS]
OH, YEAH. YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
EAT IT? I CAN'T EVEN IDENTIFY IT.
RON, YOU DO KNOW THAT'S MYSTERY MEAT, RIGHT?
IT ALL EATS THE SAME.
WELL, THERE GOES MY APPETITE.
WELL, AT LEAST CAFETERIA LUNCHES OFFER
BALANCED NUTRITION, IF YOU DON'T MIND GRAY FOOD.
Girl: THAT'S QUITE AN APPETITE YOUR B.F. HAS, KIM.
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD EXPLAIN TO HIM, WHEN JOCKS BULK UP,
IT MEANS MUSCLE.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
[RON CHEWING]
OW!
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES. MINI-CORNDOG?
UH, RON, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HEAT THOSE UP OR SOMETHING?
OH, K.P., YOU CAN'T LIVE YOUR LIFE BLINDLY FOLLOWING
COOKING DIRECTIONS. BESIDES, THEY'RE CRUNCHIER FROZEN.
[RUFUS GROANING]
BLECH!
RON, NO FOOD IN THE STORE.
[RATTLE]
OH.
MM-HMM! PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO GREAT RIGHT NOW?
A DOUGHNUT! OH, DOUGHNUTS!
YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM THE FOOD COURT?
[THUD] OW! WHAT'S UP WITH THESE DOORS?
Jack: WE'VE GOT KIM POSSIBLE UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE TRANSDUCER EVENTUALLY.
BUT DRAKKEN AND THE OTHERS WILL HAVE THE SAME IDEA.
SO I NEED THE REST OF YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM.
AH. THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE OF DEALING WITH CRIMINALS...
THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING TO STEAL YOUR STUFF.
WHICH REMINDS ME, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY STAPLER?
I DO HAVE AN UPDATE ON PROJECT TITAN.
THE MUTATION FORMULA WILL ONLY WORK
IF THE SUBJECT HAS FIRST BEEN EXPOSED TO EXTREME AMOUNTS
OF SATURATED FAT, CHOLESTEROL, AND PRESERVATIVES.
WOW. YOU'D HAVE TO EAT NOTHING BUT COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
AND EVEN IF YOU COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO EATS THAT BADLY,
INSTEAD OF THE ULTIMATE SUPER-HENCHMAN,
WE WOULD GET THIS.
OH! I WOULD NOT WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY.
[RON CHEWING]
WHAT? YOU EAT FUNNY.
I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
RON, WE HAVE TO TALK.
TALK TO THIS KID. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JOSH. WELL, THEN MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, JOSH.
RON!
HE'S GETTING ALL IN MY GRILL ABOUT HOW I EAT.
HEY, I'M JUST SAYING,
IT WOULDN'T HURT TO CHEW YOUR FOOD.
SAYING I SHOULD CHEW MY OWN FOOD?
YOU DON'T KNOW. I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!
UM, UH, I THINK I'M WITH JOSH ON THIS ONE.
EW!
RON, YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS. WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
IT'S NOT HEALTHY, FOR YOU OR FOR US.
UH-HUH! UH-HUH!
KIM, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE HERE, OK?
I GOT TO GO. RENDEZVOUS WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE. COMING?
HEY, I'LL CATCH UP AS SOON AS I'M FINISHED.
WHAT?
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, JOSH.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
AHH.
OH, HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
[GROWLING]
[CROWD SCREAMING]
[GROWLS]
RON HUNGRY!
WHOA!
[SPITS]
RON HATE SALAD!
RON, SNAP OUT OF IT.
THIS ISN'T LIKE YOU. EEK.
A SODA! RON WANT SODA!
OK, THAT'S LIKE YOU.
WE NEED A RIDE TO THE MALL.
CAN'T. I HAVE TO GET THIS TO GLOBAL JUSTICE ASAP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
HEY!
WAIT. WHERE'S KIM MEETING UP WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE?
Wade: GAS STATION, RIGHT NEAR THE MALL.
OHH! GET IN.
GRR! RON HUNGRY!
NOW WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED BY DR. DRAKKEN?
ATTENTION, KIM POSSIBLE,
YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.
OK, TECHNICALLY, IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME EITHER.
BUT I'M A VILLAIN,
SO I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE. HA HA!
NOW HAND IT OVER!
EVASIVE ACTION. HANG ON.
WHY? YOU'VE GOT A MOLECULAR TRANSDUCER, DON'T YOU?
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
OH, SNAP.
AAH!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
IT'S JUST LIKE OURS, BUT NOT AS GOOD.
OURS MAKES SMOOTHIES.
[STOMPING]
AHH. DOUGHNUT.
RON WANT!
AAH! OW!
DOUGHNUT HURT RON.
RON SMASH.
WHOA.
OH, NO. DOUGHNUT RUN AWAY.
COME BACK, DOUGHNUT.
HEH. HUH?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
DOUGHNUT GO DOWN!
IS THAT RON?
Rufus: HELP!
I'M THINKING YES.
WADE, WE HAVE A MAJOR RON PROBLEM HERE.
YOU MEAN THE FACT THAT HE'S BEEN TURNED
INTO A 50-FOOT TALL RAMPAGING BEHEMOTH?
OK. HOW DO WE REVERSE IT?
IT WOULD TAKE A SERIES OF COMPLEX PROTEINS...
NIACIN, BETA CAROTENE, VITAMIN "D." HERE.
HEY, THAT'S THE WHEEL OF GOOD EATING!
WE LEARNED ABOUT IT IN HEALTH CLASS.
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO, WADE?
MAKE HIM EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
Kim: RIGHT. THAT'LL BE EASY.
WE CAN DO IT! IT'S EVERY FRESHMAN'S DREAM.
FORCE-FEEDING VEGETABLES TO A SENIOR.
A MUTANT SENIOR.
JUST DON'T HURT HIM, OK?
BURGER! AAH!
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
WHAT'S FIRST?
THE GRAIN GROUP... BRAN MUFFINS AND WHOLE WHEAT PASTA.
AL DENTE!
[RON GROWLING]
NOW!
[SPITS]
AAH! WHOLE WHEAT!
UH-OH. UH-OH.
? HEY, RON ?
EW!
THAT TAKES CARE OF THE VEGETABLE GROUP.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
I'M SO NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS.
[GROWLING]
[CRASH]
THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT...
HEY, WHERE'S RON?
RON, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
[RON GROWLING]
NO! RON HATE MONKEYS!
RON SMASH!
OK, NINJAS, ATTACK.
IMPRESSIVE, BUT BRUTE STRENGTH
IS NO MATCH FOR TAI SHING PEK KWAR.
[MONKEY FIST YELLING]
UH-OH.
AAH! UH!
[STOMPING]
MONKEY MAN BAD!
[CHATTERING NERVOUSLY]
WHAT'S NEXT ON THE WHEEL?
MEAT, FISH, POULTRY, AND EGGS.
FORE!
RON HATE CLOWNS!
OH! CLOWN THROW CHICKEN!
RON SMASH!
WHERE'S TIM?
WE'RE IN CONTROL.
IT'S THE LAST PART OF OUR PLAN.
THERE'S A PLAN?
[RON STOMPING]
AHH! DOUGHNUT!
DOUGHNUT!
AHH. HUH?
UM, WHERE DID HE GET A CROSSBOW?
11th HOLE. THE KNIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE.
[RON GROWLING]
THE FRUIT GROUP.
FRUIT? GIVE RON DOUGHNUT!
GIVE ME THE GRAPES.
[RON GROWLING]
RON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
AHH. OHH! RON LOSE PANTS.
[HELICOPTER]
MS. POSSIBLE, I'M HERE FOR THE TRANSDUCER.
I GOT IT BACK IN THE CAR.
SO DID WE LEARN ANYTHING?
BY WE, YOU MEAN... YOU.
DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING?
SOME OF THE STUFF ON THAT WHEEL IS KIND OF TASTY.
RON!
EATING A BALANCED DIET WILL KEEP YOU FROM TURNING INTO A MUTATED MANIAC?
YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HEY, KIDS, RON STOPPABLE HERE WITH MY BUDDY RUFUS.
YOU KNOW, WE HAD SOME FUN TODAY, BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO GET SERIOUS
ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SUBJECT.
WHO IS HE TALKING TO? I DON'T KNOW.
SHORT-TERM GENETIC MUTATION.
SURE, IT'S FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO SOMEBODY ELSE,
BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS REVERSIBLE.
SO TAKE IT FROM ME...
WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
STAY OUT OF LARGE VATS OF MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS.
KEEP YOUR DNA INTACT AND STAY UNMUTATED.
[CHUCKLES] YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!
WHAT?
Barkin: STOPPABLE, OFFICE NOW...
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