Original subtitles

MOM, YOU SEE MY SWEATER?

IN THE DRYER, HONEY.

AH!

HUH?

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

Both: YOU DIDN'T OPEN THE DRYER, DID YOU?

OUR EXPERIMENT!

YOU RUINED IT!

UHH!

Both: MOM!

UHH!

TWEEBS.

BOYS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

NO MODIFYING THE MAJOR APPLIANCES.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

NOT WITHOUT THESE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIMMY CUB?

SHE JUST RACED OFF LIKE IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD.

SHE MUST'VE HEARD THE BIG NEWS.

NO, NOT YET.

I DIDN'T TELL HER.

[BELL RINGING]

LATE. SORRY.

THE TWEEBS. THIS MORNING.

MY CLOTHES. TOTAL DRAMA-RAMA.

WHOA, GIRL. CHIL-LAX.

FORGET THE WHAT AND THE WHEN.

FOCUS ON THE HERE AND THE NOW.

RIGHT, K.P.

WE SENIORS DON'T SWEAT THE LITTLE THINGS.

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LITTLE THINGS?

NO! BECAUSE WE'RE BIG THINGS, BABY!

HEY! HI! EXCUSE ME!

SENIORS.

I WONDER WHAT THE SENIOR TABLE SPECIAL IS TODAY.

[GIGGLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[FRENCH ACCENT] HOO HOO LA LA!

IT IS BISTRO DAY.

A SOUP DE JOUR.

STUFF I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE AND ALL ASSORTED CHEESES!

YAY!

YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

SENIORS? IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHICH WAY TO HOMEROOM?

HUH?

HOMEROOM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOMEROOM?

THAT ROOM YOU GO TO BEFORE YOU GO TO YOUR OTHER CLASSES?

YOU'D THINK A SENIOR WOULD KNOW THE BASICS.

TRY MIDDLE SCHOOL?

ABOUT 4 MILES THAT WAY.

WE'RE NOT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL ANYMORE.

WE'VE BEEN SKIPPED AHEAD.

WE'RE FRESHMEN!

WE'RE HERE!

Kim: NOOOOOO!

? OH, YEAH, YEAH ?

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

THERE IS NO WAY YOU TWO ARE FRESHMEN.

HEY, AMANDA, SEE YOU IN SCIENCE.

IT MUST BE A MISTAKE.

AND I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

UH... ARE WE BEING FOLLOWED?

YES. IT'S OK. I'M WITH THE DISTRICT.

MIDDLETON UNIFIED. MY CARD.

MISS GUIDE?

G'DAY, DEAR.

G'DAY TO YOU.

LET ME JOT THAT...

JOT WHAT? WHAT IS THE STINKING SITCH HERE?

MISS GUIDE'S OUR SKIP COUNSELOR.

AND SKIP IS...

SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE AND INTELLIGENT PLACEMENT.

A PILOT PROGRAM.

YOUR BROTHERS TESTED AT HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL,

SO THEY'RE BEING ENROLLED AS FRESHMEN.

I'LL BE OBSERVING THE TRANSITION.

SO, THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING?

EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

OH, I CAN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS.

MM-HMM.

[GRUNTS]

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM,

NOW I HAVE TO LEARN WITH THEM, TOO?

YEAH. FORGET MY LITTLE THINGS ADVICE.

START SWEATING, K.P.

GEE, THANKS.

HEY, KIM, RON.

WADE, MY LADY COULD USE A SITCH. WHAT YOU GOT?

HIT ON YOUR WEBSITE FROM BRITINA.

BRITINA?

SUPERSTAR IN NEED. BOOYAH!

SO, WHERE DO WE MEET HERE, HUH?

CONCERT? CLUB? PRIVATE YACHT?

JAIL. OHH.

[BUZZER]

I'M SO INNOCENT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

BRITINA, WHAT ARE THE CHARGES?

THEY SAID I STOLE CASH FROM A SAFE AT THE WRAP PARTY

FOR THAT REALITY SHOW BORN TO SHOP.

OOH. BORN TO SHOP!

STARRING CAMILLE LEON,

HEIRESS TO A VAST CAT FOOD FORTUNE,

SOCIALITE, QUICK SERVICE RESTAURANT SPOKESPERSON.

YOU'RE READING THE WEEKLY WONDER AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?

SHE'S A NEWSMAKER.

I'M A NEWS TAKER.

SHE'S, LIKE, THE MOST SHALLOW PERSON ON EARTH.

UM, SHALLOW IS THE NEW BLACK.

LIKE, I NEED TO STEAL?

MY CD, HAIL BRITINA WENT DOUBLE PLATINUM.

IN URUGUAY.

CAMILLE?

BRIT, I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD.

I CALLED YOU 3 DAYS AGO.

SILLY. MY CALLBACK LIST WAS EPIC THIS WEEK.

IT'S SO HARD TO BE ME.

UH! LOOK, K.P.

CAMILLE LEON.

AND FREAKY PURSE PAL.

[HISS]

THAT WOULD BE HER CAT DEBUTANTE.

OH, YEAH.

SHE GOES EVERYWHERE WITH THAT HAIRLESS THING.

HEY! HMM, HMM!

NOT THAT I'M JUDGING.

[MEOW]

[PURRING]

UHH!

OH, THIS PLACE IS SO DEPRESSING.

HOW DO YOU STAND?

THEY WANTED ME TO WALK THROUGH SOME GRUESOME X-RAY THINGY.

I SAID, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

A YUMMY GUARD LET ME IN.

GIVE ME HIS DIGITS, OK?

CAMILLE, THESE ARE B.F.S. FROM WAY BACK.

KIM POSSIBLE AND...

THIS GUY, WHO'S USUALLY WITH HER.

KIM POSSIBLE!

I WORE YOUR LOOK ONCE...

FOR, LIKE, 5 MINUTES.

NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, CAMILLE.

OH, I KNOW!

[BEEPING] WHAT UP, WADE?

I'VE UPLOADED SECURITY FOOTAGE

FROM THE CRIME SCENE, BUT IT'S FUZZY.

THAT'S NOT ME.

THOUGH THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE WEARING.

BRITINA SAYS SHE DIDN'T DO IT. GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

ME, TOO. OF COURSE I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS.

THEY CAN'T ALL BE GOOD.

IT'S JUST MATH.

I'LL ENHANCE THE FOOTAGE AND GET BACK TO YOU.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

WHOA!

BETWEEN YOU AND ME...

AND THIS GUY!

WITH THE SPOTLIGHT ON ME 24/7,

SOME OF OUR CIRCLE MIGHT BE, YOU KNOW,

ATTENTION DEFICIT.

I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I'M SURE I DON'T.

UH... SUSPECTS?

THERE'S STARLET.

HER LAST 3 MOVIES TANKED.

HOLSTON TWINS?

THEY DROPPED TO NUMBER 3 ON THE WORLD'S RICHEST KIDS LIST.

THEY MAY BE DESPERATE.

AND MC HONEY. THINGS MUST BE BAD.

I HEARD SHE FLEW COMMERCIAL.

HEY, WE KNOW MC HONEY.

WHATEVS. I'M JUST SAYING,

THEY'LL ALL BE AT THE REALITY SHOW AWARDS TONIGHT...

IF YOU WANT AND COME DO THAT THING YOU DO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING IT.

THEY HAVE THE BEST GOODIE BAGS.

AH, THE GOODIE BAG.

ONCE I SCORED DINOSAUR STICKERS AND A RING...

THAT'S ALSO A WHISTLE!

TRY $30,000 WORTH OF DESIGNER BLING.

WE'LL BE THERE.

HOPPIN'!

[MEOW]

EEE!

AND NOW THE WINNER FOR THE CRAZIEST MOMENT

ON A REALITY SHOW IS...

JOB SWAP!

34, 52...

CLEAR!

AAH!

UHH!

[CRASH]

CAMILLE'S CIRCLE IS IN THE HOUSE.

I DON'T SEE MC HONEY.

MAYBE SHE'S IN THE GREEN ROOM.

EXCUSE ME? IS THIS THE GREEN ROOM?

HI, MC.

KIM POSSIBLE!

LONG TIME, GF.

[GASP]

A NACHO CHEESE FOUNTAIN.

I'M SORRY THIS IS MORE BUSINESS THAN PLEASURE.

HOO HOO!

FOR ME AT LEAST.

BRITINA? YOU HEARD?

MMM. FIRST COVER SHOT

THE POOR GIRL'S HOOKED UP IN A LONG, LONG.

YO! THE GOODIE BAGS HAVE BEEN JACKED!

NOT THE GOODIE BAGS!

COME ON, RON.

UH... I'M BUSY.

DIGGITY ZEE, DID YOU SEE WHO DID IT?

THE WORLD SAW IT!

SHE RAN ACROSS THE STAGE.

MC HONEY. STRAIGHT UP.

SAY WHAT?!

BUT I WAS WITH HER THE WHOLE TIME.

YO! THE GOODIE BAGS HAVE BEEN JACKED!

THIS IS MESSED UP.

I DID NOT JACK THE GOODIE BAGS. I...

UM... IT LOOKS KINDA BAD.

I KNOW, WADE, BUT I'M TELLING YOU,

MC HONEY WAS WITH US. IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HER.

THEN GET READY FOR THIS.

DOES BRITINA HAVE A GOOD LAWYER?

YOU KNOW, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD ONE?

THIS IS SO NOT ADDING, WADE.

MAYBE YOU GOT A SHAPE SHIFTER ON YOUR HANDS.

YEAH! JUST LIKE MAGNO MIKE IN CRATER RAIDERS.

MIKE FOOLED EVERYONE BY MORPHING INTO HIS HALF-SISTER,

POWER CLASSIC SLOPE.

SO SORRY. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE.

[BELL RINGING]

NOW, DON'T YOU HAVE

SOME FRESHMAN CLASS CALLING YOU?

POSSIBLE.

HERE. HERE.

NOT MY CLASS.

OHH.

3 POSSIBLES IN THE SAME STATISTICS CLASS?

WHAT'S THE PROBABILITY?

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S NOT A JOKE, PEOPLE. IT'S A POP QUIZ.

I KNOW THIS. THE PROBABILITY OF ANY EVENT "A,"

IS, UM...

LET ME SEE NOW. UH...

GOT IT, MR. BARKIN!

POSSIBLE SQUARED, GO.

THE PROBABILITY OF EVENT "A"...

IS DETERMINED BY DIVIDING THE NUMBER

OF WAYS "A" CAN OCCUR...

BY THE TOTAL NUMBER OF WAYS ANYTHING CAN OCCUR.

CORRECT. NOW... GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE.

THE PROBABILITY OF OUR SISTER

TAKING LESS THAN 40 MINUTES

IN THE BATHROOM EVERY MORNING... ZERO.

SHE SINGS IN THE SHOWER. TIM!

AND FINISHES HER HOMEWORK ON THE... JIM!

THEY'RE VERY BRIGHT.

AREN'T THEY?!

A COUPLE OF LITTLE... GENIUSES.

MMM! UHH!

SO THE TWEEBS SHOWED YOU UP IN CLASS. WHAT'S THE BIG?

YEAH. I GET SHOWN UP ON EVERY MISSION WE EVER GO ON.

YOU DON'T HEAR ME WHINING.

I COULD WHINE MORE. A LOT MORE.

CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE TWEEBS?

LET'S JUST ENJOY LUNCH AT THE SENIOR TABLE.

AHH, THE SENIOR TABLE.

[GASPS]

MMM. I THINK I'LL HAVE THE TUNA TAR-TAR TODAY.

ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FOR ME.

I'M GONNA TRY THIS MAITRE D' THING.

SOUNDS DELUSIOUSLY FRENCH.

[ALL GASP]

THE SENIOR TABLE. IT'S GONE.

WHY?!

AW.

SUCK IT UP, PEOPLE!

THE SENIOR LUNCH BUDGET HAS BEEN REASSIGNED...

TO THE SKIP PROGRAM.

THE SKIP PROGRAM?

I DON'T WORK FOR FREE.

WE ARE SO NOT FRIENDS WITH THIS.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

AND IS IT FAIR THAT THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE MELTING?

YOU TAKE LIFE'S LITTLE UPS AND DOWNS!

OHH! AND RUFUS GOT FITTED TODAY.

AW!

BUT IF THERE'S NO SENIOR TABLE...

THAT MEANS IT'S BACK TO...

MYSTERY MEAT!

NO!

LISTEN UP, CAFETERIANS,

IN COMPLIANCE WITH DISTRICT GUIDELINES,

WE HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO DIVULGE THE CONTENTS OF MYSTERY MEAT.

Woman: MYSTERY MEAT.

FROM THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE.

[SCREAMING]

I KNEW THERE WERE SNOUTS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE HORRIBLE.

I HAVE.

THE TWEEBS... WITH BONNIE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS TELL THE FUNNIEST STORIES.

AND THEN WHEN WE WERE ON A TRIP TO YOSEMITE...

WHAT?! NO!

NOT THE POISON OAK STORY.

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL THAT THEY'RE MAKING FRIENDS SO QUICKLY?

[LAUGHTER]

THAT IS SO MORTIFYING.

YOU TWO SHOULD WRITE A BOOK.

WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

NAH. TOO OLD SCHOOL.

WE'LL PUT IT ON OUR BLOG.

PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

HOW ABOUT I PRETEND THAT I'M NOT HERE INSTEAD?

THESE THEFTS GET WEIRDER, KIM.

LOOKS LIKE BRITINA WAS IN 2 PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.

TWIN SISTERS?

NOPE, I CHECKED. ONLY CHILD.

AND GET THIS...

HMM. BOTH OF THEM.

2 PLACES AT ONCE.

FREAKY FOR SURE.

WAIT. DID YOU RUN BACKGROUND ON CAMILLE?

SINCE SHE'S THE COMMON DENOMINATOR.

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN?

JIM AND...

TIM COMMUNICATORS.

HEY, MAKE YOUR OWN!

WOW. LIGHTER. SLEAKER.

AND IT PLAYS TUNES.

COOL. WHATEVER.

SO, DID YOU DIG UP ANY DIRT ON CAMILLE?

WELL, IT HASN'T HIT THE CHECKOUT LINES YET,

BUT THE WEEKLY WONDER IS ABOUT TO RUN A STORY

ON CAMILLE BEING DISINHERITED.

REALLY? NO MORE DADDY'S FUNDAGE.

SO CAMILLE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS MONEY.

SHH! HEIGHT LIMIT.

CAMILLE'S SIGNING HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY

AT THE WORLD'S RICHEST MALL IN BEVERLY HILLS TODAY.

SOUNDS LIKE A RECON OP.

WE'RE ON IT! SO NOT.

THERE IS NO WAY YOU TWO ARE GOING TO THE MALL WITH US.

ACTUALLY, HONEY, TAKING JIM AND TIM ALONG

SOUNDS LIKE A SWELL IDEA.

SURE BEATS BABYSITTING AT HOME

WHILE YOUR FATHER AND I ARE OUT.

BABYSITTING? THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL

BUT NOT OLD ENOUGH TO STAY HOME BY THEMSELVES?

NOT WITHOUT VAPORIZING THE GARAGE.

UH, WADE, E.T.A. ON THAT RIDE TO BEVERLY HILLS?

A TYPHOON GROUNDED YOUR RIDE.

AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE MAKING OTHER ARRANGEMENTS.

IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.

OH, GREAT.

Both: HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, MR. SINCLAIR.

OH, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO

AFTER YOU TUTORED MY KENNY IN CALCULUS.

DERIVATIVES OF INVERSE FUNCTIONS.

SO NOT THE DRAMA.

[GASPS] CAN YOU NOT?

HOW CAN YOU SAY HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

YUCK! WHY WOULD I?

TO BE COOL?

I AM COOL.

AH, THE WORLD'S RITZIEST MALL.

35 FLOORS OF POPPIN' SHOPPIN'.

AND DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A DIAMOND ELEVATOR

SPORTIN' A 500-KARAT LIGHT BULB?

I BLEW SOME CASH HERE WHEN I WAS A MILLIONAIRE.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

HEY, WHERE ARE THE TWEEBS?

I GAVE THEM 20 BUCKS AND DROPPED THEM OFF AT THE ARCADE.

KIM, 20 BUCKS AT THIS ARCADE

GETS YOU 5 MINUTES AT SOME BUSTED UP PINBALL MACHINE.

UM, WELL, WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY GO?

PAGE 172...

[BEEPING]

"THIS SUMMER CAMILLE VISITED A DR. BEAUFOX."

HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

BEAUFOX.

PLASTIC SURGEON. UNLICENSED?

ROGUE!

HOO-SHAW! HOO-SHAW!

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR CAMILLE.

THERE'S STILL A FEW MORE MINUTES BEFORE THE BOOK SIGNING.

COUNTRY CLUB BANANA.

THE FLAGSHIP STORE.

HEY, GO DROP SOME BILLS, K.P.

I'LL START THE LEON HUNT.

ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU HAVE TO PASS A CREDIT CHECK

JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE CREDIT.

WELCOME TO COUNTRY CLUB BANANA.

GAME ON.

CAMILLE!

KIM POSSIBLE.

AND...

THIS GUY.

HEY, I WONDER IF YOU COULD DO ME A FAVOR.

OH, I DON'T DO MAKE-OVERS.

AND I AM KIND OF IN A RUSH.

WELL, SEE, THAT'S FUNNY.

THERE'S THIS PAIR OF SOCKS AT C.C.B. I'VE SAVED UP FOR,

AND SINCE I'M NOT A ZILLIONAIRESS LIKE YOU,

THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME IN.

BUT YOU, I'M SURE, CAN PASS THE CREDIT CHECK.

UH, YEAH, DUH.

BUT I CAN'T BE SEEN BUYING SOCKS.

OOH. SOCKS ARE GROSS.

SOCKS ARE GROSS?

RON, SHE CAN'T GO IN.

DISINHERITED?

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, MY SOCKS ARE GROSS,

BUT WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

THE ELEVATOR'S BEEN ROBBED!

THAT IS AN EMPTY DIAMOND LIGHT BULB SOCKET.

IT'S STARLET.

ANOTHER FRIEND OF CAMILLE'S?

THAT GIRL IS RUNNING WITH A BAD CROWD,

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THE CAMERA LOVES THIS.

I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.

OH, I KNOW I AM!

WHAT?

THERE'S A CAMERA AT EVERY THEFT.

ROOKIE MISTAKE. I MEAN,

A SMART THIEF WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT ON TAPE.

BUT A REALLY SMART THIEF

WOULD SEE TO IT SOMEBODY ELSE GETS CAUGHT.

BRITINA, MC HONEY,

AND NOW STARLET.

ALL HANGING AT THE HIP NEW HOT SPOT... PRISON.

WHAT ABOUT CAMILLE, WADE?

WEIRD, KIM.

CAMILLE IS PRETTY MUCH PHOTOGRAPHED

EVERY WAKING MINUTE.

BUT DURING THESE 3 CRIMES, IT'S LIKE SHE DISAPPEARED.

WHAT'S HER NEXT PUBLIC APPEARANCE?

A FASHION SHOW THIS AFTERNOON.

SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER THEFT.

TRY SOMEONE.

OR SOME, TOO.

OH, YEAH. MEANT TO TELL YOU...

YOUR BROTHERS HAVE A THEORY.

AH! TWEEBS! YOU DON'T BELONG AT MY SCHOOL!

OR ON MY MISSION!

BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE UNCOVERED READING CAMILLE'S BOOK?

NO. I'VE CRACKED IT. ALMOST.

SO, HOW IS SHE DOING IT?

HEIGHT LIMIT.

A BIT HARSH, BIG SIS. DON'T YOU THINK?

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I REALLY THINK, BONNIE.

COME ON, JIM AND TIM.

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOSEMITE.

AND THE RAT.

I AM SO GONNA...

WE'RE COOL!

I MEAN, I'M COOL. I MEAN...

HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

ANY LUCK ON A POSSIBLE TARGET, WADE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THESE DESIGNERS CHARGE FOR A DRESS?

I KNOW I CAN'T AFFORD.

YOU THINK SHE'LL STEAL CLOTHES?

WE CAN RULE OUT SOCKS.

HOW ABOUT A RARE BLUE DIAMOND NECKLACE

THAT'S BEING WORN WITH THE DRESS?

BOOYAH!

THAT'S THE TARGET.

I'LL CHECK THE DRESSING ROOM.

OK. GOT YOUR BACK, K.P.

DRESSING ROOM, RON.

OH. YEAH. I'LL JUST WAIT HERE THEN.

WADE, ANY IDEA WHERE TO FIND THIS NECKLACE?

JUST LOOK FOR A LOT OF SECURITY.

I FORGOT MY POWDER. MAY I?

UM, SURE.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THAT COMPACT SPRAYS A TRACKING POWDER.

YOU DON'T NEED IT. YOU'RE PERFECT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

TARGET IN SIGHT.

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

YOU HEARD KIM. SHE DOESN'T WANT US INVOLVED.

REASON ENOUGH TO DO IT.

YEAH. I CALL BAD COP.

NO WAY! I CALL BAD COP.

GOOD DAY, DR. BEAUFOX.

ARE YOU MY 3:30 TUMMY TUCK?

WE'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS, DOCTOR.

CAMILLE LEON. RING A BELL?

I FULLY WARNED HER OF THE DANGERS.

ALL EXPERIMENTAL SURGERIES CARRY RISKS.

THAT'S ON MY BUSINESS CARD.

THIS GUY'S ALL TALK.

RADICAL TECHNIQUES. AS IF.

OH, REALLY? NANO-MORPHING. HMM?

[BEEP]

RADICAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?

NANO-MORPHING?

Both: SHAPE-SHIFTING!

THIS TIME I'M NOT LETTING THE TARGET

OUT OF MY SIGHT UNTIL WE CATCH A THIEF.

ANASTASIA'S BEEN DROPPED BY HER AGENCY.

SHE'S NOT COMING.

AHH! WE DON'T HAVE A MODEL

TO WEAR THE GOWN AND THE NECKLACE?!

YES, YOU DO! RIGHT HERE!

OHH. RON, I'M NOT A MODEL.

WELL, WHY NOT? YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD BE A SPANKING WAY

TO KEEP TABS ON THE NECKLACE.

MMM. UH-HUH.

HMM. WELL...

HMM. HMM...

OH, YOU'LL DO.

WOW. WELL, I GUESS IF EVERYONE THINKS I'M A MODEL.

MAKE-UP! HAIR! WARDROBE!

GREEN EYES. BRING THEM OUT!

HAIR! BIGGER BIG AS THE BACK!

OH! WE'RE GOING SUPER GLAM!

UM... IT'S KIND OF SNUG.

SEW HER IN.

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THE HIGHLIGHT OF TONIGHT'S SHOW,

FROM SPERLUCCI...

WHOA!

[WHISTLES]

[GIGGLES]

KIM!

I TOLD YOU TWO TO STAY AWAY.

MC HONEY?

IT'S NOT MC HONEY, KIM.

IT'S CAMILLE!

SHE'S A PLASTIC SURGERY EXPERIMENT.

SHE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER.

[GASPING]

OH, LIKE, YOU'RE A MODEL.

[GASPS]

HUH!

[GRUNTING]

THIS DRESS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME.

DUDE, THE LEISURE SUIT. HOT OR NOT?

RON, FIND BRITINA.

IT'S REALLY CAMILLE.

SHE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER.

YOU MEAN, LIKE THE TWEEBS SAID?

OK. THEY WERE RIGHT. LET'S MOVE ON.

I THOUGHT YOU WENT THE OTHER WAY.

WHAT OTHER WAY?

SHE'S NOT IN WARDROBE!

HEY, I'M ALREADY HERE.

KIM, IT'S CAMILLE!

I'M NOT CAMILLE. SHE IS! HE IS!

2 RONS?

BUT ONLY ONE... RUFUS!

[GIGGLES]

[GASPS]

[MEOW]

KIM, GRAB ME!

I MEAN, HER! GET HER!

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS] MY GOWN!

UHH!

I LOVE IT!

ME, TOO!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

[GRUNTING]

I GOT ME!

UHH!

YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISINGLY NIMBLE FOR AN HEIRESS.

UHH!

TRACKING POWDER.

[COUGHING]

[GASPS]

TOO MUCH?

GOT A LOCK ON THE TRACKING POWDER.

[WHISTLES]

HERE, BUDDY!

[GASPS]

CAT INCOMING!

[BEEPING]

OH, NO.

AHH! CAMILLE COULD BE ANYONE.

[MEOW]

[MEOW]

AH! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

LADY, THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

HUH? HUH?

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MISS GUIDE?

UH, MISS POSSIBLE, I WAS JUST SHARING

MY OBSERVATIONS OF THE PAST WEEK

WITH YOUR PARENTS.

MMM. SUPER.

IT'S MY RECOMMENDATION THAT JIM AND TIM

BE ENROLLED AS FRESHMEN AT ANOTHER SCHOOL.

WHAT?

HONEY, CLEARLY,

THIS IS HAVING A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON YOU.

IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT THE BOYS, KIMMY.

IT'S ABOUT YOUR BEST INTERESTS, TOO.

IF THE TWEEBS SWITCH SCHOOLS,

THEN SO DO I.

THEY HAVE MY BACK, NOW I HAVE THEIRS.

Both: HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

HOO-SHAW.

UH... HOW DO YOU SPELL HOO-SHAW?

[PURRING]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[CHUCKLES]

[MEOW]

OH! SPPT!

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