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WOW. CHEZ COUTEAU.

HOW'D YOU SCORE A TABLE?

IT'S ALL WHO YOU KNOW, K.P.

WADE?

YEAH. HE JACKED THE RESERVATION LINE FOR ME.

OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

WOW. THIS IS... KINDA EXPENSIVE.

NOT THE KIDS' MENU.

MIGHT I RECOMMEND THE NUGGETS DEUX CHICKEN

OR THE GRIDDLED FROMAGE?

HELLO! KIDS EAT FREE.

RON, NOT THE COUPONS AGAIN.

YOU DON'T MESS WITH A GOOD THING, K.P.

WE'RE NOT KIDS.

AT LEAST I'M NOT.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

SO IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU'RE UNDER 12.

RON, I CAN'T.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, KIM.

YOU DO?

GARCON, HI. THIS BABY OTTER ISN'T GOING TO COLOR ITSELF.

WHY NO BROWN?

I MEAN, WHAT'S CLOSER TO AN OTTER... RED OR BLUE?

RON, THIS IS LUDICROUS.

I KNOW. YOU'D THINK A SWANK JOINT LIKE THIS

COULD SPRING FOR A REAL BOX OF CRAYONS.

OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WATCH YOUR VOCAB, KIM.

LUDICROUS IS KIND OF A GROWN-UP WORD.

REMEMBER, YOU'RE 12.

SO MAYBE DOOFY OR STUPIDO.

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

THEY THINK A PRISON CELL CAN HOLD DR. DRAKKEN!

HA! WHY, AT THIS VERY MOMENT

THE ENTIRE CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD

IS DECIDING WHO WILL HAVE THE HONOR

OF BREAKING ME OUT!

YEAH. WHO? WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?

WAIT. DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME.

I KNOW. IT'S YOU!

ME?

LUKER, THINK FOR A MOMENT.

I'M THE ONE... IN PRISON!

NO. BUT YOU...

YOU... YOU WERE THE REAL GENIUS.

YOU... YOU'D INVENT SOME KIND OF A TELEPORTATION TIME MACHINE,

ALLOWING YOU TO RESCUE YOURSELF

BUT NO, OK, NO, THEN THERE WOULD BE 2 OF YOU

AND THE INHERENT IMPOSSIBILITY

OF 2 DRAKKENS IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME

WOULD FORCE THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM TO REPAIR ITSELF

BY MERGING 2 DRAKKENS INTO ONE...

WHO WOULD BE...

STANDING RIGHT WHERE I AM NOW?

OH!

YOU ARE GOOD!

OH, YEAH!

OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME WITH YOU, RIGHT?

YEAH, I'LL GO GET MY STUFF.

AHH.

[HELICOPTER]

AH! AT LAST!

I'M BACK, BABY.

I'M...

HEY!

[BEEPING]

[SIREN]

WAIT! COME BACK!

SHE'S ONLY THE SIDEKICK!

YOU WANT ME!

I'M THE MASTERMIND!

I'VE GOT CRED!

CHECK OUT MY PRISON TATTOO!

IS IT TIME FOR ME TO GO POTTY BEFORE WE GO?

[DOG BARKING]

COFFEE. GOD!

NOT TO SEEM UNGRATEFUL, JUNIOR,

BUT WHY DID YOU BREAK ME OUT OF PRISON?

WELL, MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SLICK.

I DON'T DO CAKES, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T BAKE THEM AND I DON'T JUMP OUT OF THEM.

OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.

I THOUGHT THE BEST PRESENT I COULD GIVE POPPY

WOULD BE A PERFECTLY EXECUTED CAPER.

AND YOU COMMITTED A MAJOR FELONY

SO I COULD HELP YOU PULL IT OFF?

WELL, THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL.

WELL, OUR LAST CRIME TOGETHER WENT FLAWLESSLY,

EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE WE GOT CAUGHT AND ARRESTED.

Man: JUNIOR, MORE CELERY STICKS.

AND SOME OF THAT FIZZY ORANGE BEVERAGE.

COMING, POPPY.

FIZZY BEVERAGE? I'M CONFUSED.

IT IS FATHER'S WEEKLY CARD GAME WITH FRIENDS.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW THEY GO THROUGH THE SNACKS,

ESPECIALLY THE SNICKER DOODLES.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HEIST SOME SNICKER DOODLES.

UH-OH. I KNOW THAT LOOK.

IT SAYS BAD DATE. COUPONS AGAIN?

WELL, RON TOOK ME TO A REALLY NICE RESTAURANT LAST NIGHT, AND, UM...

ANY ACTUAL MONEY CHANGE HANDS?

WELL, SORTA.

COUPONS FOR KIDS EAT FREE DON'T COUNT.

THAT BOY NEEDS A JOB.

I HINTED. DON'T HINT.

LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

ME, WORK AT CLUB BANANA?

IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT HAVING YOU HERE.

AND IT MIGHT GIVE RON THE RIGHT IDEA.

I DON'T KNOW.

KIM, EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.

I'M IN. WELCOME TO CLUB B, GIRL.

AH, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY?

PICKLE ON A PIKE?

RON, ABOUT THESE COUPONS?

AREN'T THEY GREAT?

NOT COMMENTING.

IF THE STUFF IN THAT COUPON BOOK WAS WORTH ANYTHING,

THEY WOULDN'T BE GIVING IT AWAY.

I WON'T DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE.

'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

WELL, DUH, WHY ELSE DO YOU PULL THAT LINE?

GO, WADE.

HEY, KIM, GET THIS...

LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BUSTED SHEGO OUT.

AND DRAKKEN?

NOPE. JUST SHEGO.

AGAIN?

ANY IDEA WHO BROKE HER OUT THIS TIME?

NOT YET. I'M TRYING TO GET A FIX.

I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

WELL, I BETTER GET TO WORK.

KIM'S STARTING HER NEW JOB TODAY.

I'M WORKING AT CLUB BANANA NOW.

YOU KNOW, RON, IF YOU HAD A JOB, THEN YOU'D HAVE...

IMPOSSIBLE HOURS? NO.

MEAN BOSSES? NO.

ON THE JOB INJURIES?

NO! MONEY!

YOU'D HAVE MAD MONEY!

OH, YEAH, THAT REMINDS ME, K.P.

CAN I BORROW 5 BUCKS?

WHY DO YOU NEED CASH? YOU HAVE COUPONS.

I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK.

OK. DON'T WORK TOO HARD, K.P.

HA HA. WHERE THE FOOD, WHERE THE FOOD?

OOH! HERE'S ONE FOR CHICKEN...

BEAKS?

MM-MMM.

YEAH. GUESS WE'VE USED UP ALL THE GOOD COUPONS.

JUST WISH I HAD SOME...

[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

MONEY. OH, MAN.

THAT'S WHAT KIM WAS TALKING ABOUT.

SHE THINKS I NEED A...

[MONIQUE, ECHOING] GET A JOB, GET A JOB.

GET A JOB, THAT'S RIGHT.

MONIQUE MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING.

IF ONLY I COULD FIND ONE.

NO!

NO GOOD. GOT THAT.

GOT THAT. GOT 2 OF THOSE.

OH, PLEASE, NOT THAT AGAIN.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE DRAKKEN HAS GONE THROUGH

TO GET SOME OF THIS STUFF?

AND YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THEM?

HE SHOULD'VE CALLED.

EVEN SPINNING TOPS OF DOOM?

OH! DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE SPINNING TOPS OF DOOM.

THE BLOWBACK IS MURDER ON MY HAIR.

OOH! DO YOU THINK WE'LL NEED A HIGH-SPEED PERSON...

FOCUS, KIDDO.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST WE FIND OUR TARGET,

THEN WE GET OUR HANDS ON...

JUNIOR, MORE SALTY CHIPS AND CRUNCHY SNACKS

AND FRUITY FIZZY BEVERAGES.

OHH!

ALL THIS MONEY AND POPS CAN'T HIRE A CATERER?

OH, HERE'S A MUSEUM...

AND THE SPECIAL EXHIBIT ON THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY.

OOH! SOUNDS EVIL.

IT'D SOUND BETTER IF IT WAS...

I DON'T KNOW... SOMETHING VALUABLE.

IT FEATURES A LAST-IMPACT COPY

OF THE TOME OF TREACHERY.

GREAT. SOME MOLDY OLD BOOK.

YES, IT IS QUITE MOLDY,

BUT IT'S ALSO PRICELESS.

OH, WE'LL FIGURE OUT A PRICE.

KIM!

I GOT A JOB HERE AT THE MALL!

AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE.

PICKLE ON A PIKE?

AW, HOW'D YOU GUESS?

PICKLE?

RON, READ THE SIGN.

[READING]

PICKLE PREJUDICE?

THIS IS DILL DISCRIMINATION.

AHH. WHAT UP, WADE?

GOT A LEAD ON, SHEGO.

SHE'S IN SAN FRANCISCO

WITH SR. SENIOR, JR.

SO IT WAS JUNIOR THAT BROKE HER OUT.

BUT WHY SAN FRANCISCO? ANY IDEA WHAT THEY'RE AFTER?

LOOK HERE.

A SPECIAL EXHIBITION ON THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY,

FEATURING, GET THIS...

A PRICELESS COPY OF THE TOME OF TREACHERY.

SOUNDS LIKELY TARGET.

[HORNS HONKING]

I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THIS MANY CARS ON THE MAP.

AHH. 3 TIMES AROUND THE BLOCK.

YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD JUST LEAVE.

ALL RIGHT. JUST STOP THE CAR!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

YOU SEE A SPACE?

FORGET THE SPACE. WAIT HERE.

I'LL GRAB THE TOME.

BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR PERFECT CAPER.

IT IS. I'LL GO STEAL THE BOOK PERFECTLY,

AND YOU WAIT PERFECTLY.

PERFECT.

OH, GREAT.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE PREDICTABLE.

REALLY? AM I?

THEN PREDICT THIS!

UHH!

[GRUNTING]

[HORN HONKS]

KIM, I'LL KEEP CIRCLING. THERE'S NOWHERE TO PARK.

YOU, TOO?

YEAH. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS CITY?

[GRUNTING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

UHH! UHH!

OHH!

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

WHOA!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SQUEALING]

WHEE-HAW!

AAH!

AAH!

JUNIOR, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

HA! IN YOUR FACE!

NO, THIS IS IN YOUR FACE!

JUST DRIVE!

BUT I JUST PARKED.

NO! JUST GO.

[CAR ALARMS]

COME ON!

[TIRES SCREECH]

YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE CABLE CAR.

FOCUS. WE'RE ONLY INTERESTED IN SHEGO'S CAR.

I MEAN, THIS IS SAN FRANCISCO.

IS ONE LOUSY CABLE CAR TOO MUCH TO ASK?

FINALLY. THERE'S ONE.

AAH! THERE'S ONE!

GADGET, GADGET.

GOT TO BE A GADGET.

WHY ISN'T THERE A GADGET?!

RELAX.

WADE, PATCH ME THROUGH TO THE TWEEBS.

[GAME MUSIC PLAYING]

UHH! UHH!

JIM, TIM, DID YOU ADD

AQUATIC CAPABILITY TO MY CAR?

SURE.

HIT IT, RON.

OK. WHICH BUTTON?

Both: FOR WHAT? AQUATIC CAPABILITY.

OH. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID,

COULD YOU ADD AQUATIC CAPABILITY?

OH, I CAN SEE HOW THEY'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

HA! LOOK! FISH!

I CANNOT BELIEVE KIMMY CRACKED OUR CAPER.

MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOMEPLACE SHE CANNOT GET TO.

RIGHT. LIKE, WHERE?

WHAT ABOUT WAY UP A MOUNTAIN,

OVER A PERILOUS ROPE BRIDGE,

AND THEN PAST ALL SORTS OF BOOBY TRAPS.

HMM. WHAT'S THE TAKE-AWAY?

A PRICELESS PAPERWEIGHT.

RECENTLY DISCOVERED PRE-INCAN IDOL.

NOT BAD. WORTH SOME DINERO, TOO.

AND IT'LL LOOK MUY BUENO ON POPPY'S DESK.

AH! WHERE'S YOUR PICKLE ON A PIKE OUTFIT?

UM, BRINE ISSUES.

MY BAD!

[SCREAMING]

SO NOW YOU'RE GOING ON A SAFARI?

NOPE. I GOT A JOB AT THE ZOO.

THEY'RE HIRING PEOPLE TO FEED THE LIONS.

ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?

K.P., IT'S THE ZOO.

K.P., IT'S THE ZOO!

THEY TRIED TO FEED ME TO THE LIONS!

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST MESS THIS UP?

WELL, I...

I DID SKIP ORIENTATION.

AND, YOU KNOW, I BROUGHT MY OWN RAW MEAT FROM HOME

AND MAYBE ALL THE POKING THE LIONS WITH THE STICK WAS WRONG,

BUT YOU KNOW...

[BEEP]

MM-HMM. GO, WADE.

I GOT A LEAD ON SHEGO AND JUNIOR.

THEY'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA.

AHA. THE OTHER AMERICA.

JUNIOR, I KNOW YOUR DAD OWNS AN ISLAND.

BUT THERE'S NO WAY HE HAS A DESK BIG ENOUGH FOR THAT.

IT DID NOT LOOK THIS LARGE ON THE INTERNET.

SHEGO, YOUR MAKE-UP ACTUALLY WORKS IN THIS LIGHT.

WHAT?! YOU GOT PAST ALL THE BOOBY TRAPS?!

NOT ALL. A LITTLE HELP!

MMM!

[GRUNTING]

GIRLS, THIS IS NOT HELPING.

[GRUNTING] HUH?

[GRUNTING]

AH! GIVE UP, JUNIOR!

THERE IS NO WAY A LLAMA CAN OUTRUN A CAR.

[CRUNCH]

OK. SO MAYBE IT CAN OUT BITE A CAR,

BUT THAT'S CHEATING!

[GRUNTING]

ANY LUCK ON THE JOB FRONT?

WELL, AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT THE ZOO,

I'M STARTING TO FEEL...

BRUISED?

I WAS GOING TO SAY DISCOURAGED.

I GIVE UP. THAT'S MY LAST JOB.

EVER? COME ON.

YOU'RE TRYING, AND THAT COUNTS FOR A LOT.

YEAH, THANKS FOR SUPPORTING, K.P.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THERE'S STILL COUPONS LEFT.

THE SIDE'S NOT THAT BRIGHT.

ONE LOUSY KIM POSSIBLE FREE JOB.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

I MEAN, THERE HAS TO BE SOMEPLACE WE CAN GO

THAT SHE WON'T BEAT US TO.

MAYBE THERE IS.

WHAT IF WE DEMANDED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY

FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

RIGHT. WE COULDN'T EVEN BOOST A BOOK,

LET ALONE THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF SECURITY THERE'D BE?

YES. SELF-ACTIVATED LASERS, AN ALLIGATOR TAG.

OH, AND THE SPINNING TOPS OF DOOM.

WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY FATHER AND HIS CARD BUDDIES

ARE THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE.

PAPA PORTER, THE FROZEN SNACK KING,

OREN DOORE, THE SOFTWARE CZAR,

POLLY PANDATI, THE FIRST LADY OF DAYTIME TELEVISION,

AND MARTIN SMARTY,

THE RENTAL REVOLUTIONARY.

DO THEIR GAMES LAST AS LONG AS YOUR INTRO?

SOMETIMES A WEEK, SOMETIMES MORE.

WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM PLAYING.

THAT WOULD BE LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO COLLECT THE MONEY. NO?

JUNIOR, THAT IS THE LOWEST, SNEAKIEST,

MOST UNDERHANDED PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD.

IT'S... IT...

IT'S PERFECT.

GOD, I WANT MY DEMANDS KNOWN.

[BEEP]

THANK YOU FOR CALLING SMARTY MART.

FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE, PRESS ONE.

FOR JOB OPPORTUNITIES, PRESS 2.

TO DEMAND AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY

FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF OUR FOUNDER, PRESS 3.

PLEASE ENTER THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU ARE DEMANDING.

THIS IS EVEN EASIER THAN I ANTICIPATED!

HA HA HA HA HA!

MONIQUE.

THANKS FOR LETTING ME HELP OUT AROUND THE STORE.

ACTUALLY, RON, I ASKED YOU NOT TO HELP OUT AROUND THE STORE.

YEAH, BUT I FIGURED SINCE I WAS HERE.

[SQUEAKING]

I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP.

[BEEPING]

WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?

PLENTY. CHECK THIS.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN HAVING

THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

SAFELY RETURNED TO YOU,

YOU NEED TO CONVEY TO US THE SUM OF...

A BAZILLION, ZILLION DOLLARS.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S NOT A REAL NUMBER.

BUT IT SOUNDS SO IMPRESSIVE.

DID YOU NOT LIKE MY EVIL CHORTLE?

HI. HE'S NEW AT THIS.

A BILLION DOLLARS APIECE WILL DO JUST FINE.

AND THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE ARE...

AH! KIM, DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

THAT'S MARTIN SMARTY,

THE FOUNDER OF SMARTY MART.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE WANTED TO MEET HIM?

HE'S MY IDOL!

I'VE READ HIS BOOK 3 TIMES.

YOU READ A BOOK WITHOUT IT BEING ASSIGNED?

MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SNIPPY LATELY.

I KNEW THIS JOB THING WOULD LEAD TO THIS.

YOU MEAN YOU NOT HOLDING ONE.

NO TIME FOR SNIP, K.P. WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.

WE WILL. WADE, RIDE?

JIM AND TIM ARE STILL WORKING ON YOUR CAR.

LLAMA BITES. NOT GOOD.

BUT WE GOT TO GET TO THE SENIOR'S ISLAND.

THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE WE CAN HITCH A RIDE WITH.

I HAVE A SOLUTION.

HUH? ONE FREE PARASAILING LESSON?

BOO AND A YAH.

ADMIT IT, K.P.

THE RON MAN AND HIS HUMBLE COUPONS

CAME THROUGH WHEN IT COUNTED.

OK. SO ONE CAME THROUGH IN A PINCH.

I STILL HATE THAT COUPON BOOK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET MARTIN SMARTY.

HA HA HA!

RESCUE FIRST.

THEN MEET.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MARTIN SMARTY GOT HIS FIRST JOB WHEN HE WAS 10?

FASCINATING. CAN WE CONCENTRATE ON BEING SNEAKY NOW?

10, K.P.

AND HIS FIRST JOB, SELLING POPCORN BALLS

OUT OF AN OLD WAGON.

I DON'T EVEN OWN A WAGON.

I'M JUST A FAILURE.

[WHIMPERS]

OHH. YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.

YOU'RE A... WELL, OK.

YOU HAVE FAILED A LOT LATELY.

BUT YOUR LUCK'S BOUND TO CHANGE.

KIMMY, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

WE HAVE INDEED.

WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SALTY SNACK?

NO THANKS.

WE JUST STOPPED BY TO FOIL YOU TWO,

AND THEN WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

HOLD UP, K.P.

WHAT KIND OF SALTY SNACKS?

FORGET SNACKS. GET THEM!

[GRUNTING]

IT'S DOWN TO YOU AND ME, JUNIOR.

UH-HUH.

AAH!

NEVER MIND THE SIDEKICK. HE'S JUST THE DISTRACTION.

RIGHT. HELP YOURSELF TO A FIZZY BEVERAGE.

WE HAVE A DISTRACTION, TOO.

[LAUGHTER]

WE'RE HAVING THE GLOATED SNICKERS.

I ENJOY THIS!

RUFUS, LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT DISTRACTION REALLY MEANS.

AHA!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

OHH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AT ALL!

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

UHH!

[SCREAMING]

WOW. YOUR DAD REALLY DOES HAVE EVERYTHING.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

THE HOLIDAYS ARE A NIGHTMARE.

HE'S SO HARD TO SHOP FOR.

[GRUNTING]

UHH!

[SCREAMING]

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

UHH!

JUNIOR, WHAT IS ALL THIS RACKET?

RON STOPPABLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE MARTIN SMARTY...

AND EVERYONE. YEAH.

RESCUE US? FROM WHAT?

JUNIOR, HE KIDNAPPED YOU ALL...

INCLUDING HIS OWN FATHER. HI.

JUNIOR, IS THIS TRUE?

WELL, YOU SEE, THE THING IS...

YES, IT IS TRUE!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY OF YOURS?

LISTEN HERE, YOUNG MAN,

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD FOR BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT,

IT'S DOWNRIGHT EVIL.

YES, QUITE EVIL INDEED.

WELL DONE, JUNIOR.

I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, MY SON.

THANK YOU, FATHER, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

AH, WHAT A MARVELOUSLY THOUGHTFUL GIFT.

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

RELAX, POPS.

JUNIOR CAME UP WITH THIS ONE ALL ON HIS OWN.

IT WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD PLAN.

AND... IT STILL IS.

HAH!

HA HA HA!

GUYS. STILL IN DANGER!

HEY, STOP THAT!

GIVE IT UP, SHEGO. IT'S OVER.

YES. YOU SAW HOW PLEASED FATHER WAS WITH HIS GIFT.

WE CAN STOP NOW.

OHH. OH, NO, NO, NO.

SOMEBODY OWES ME MY MILLION!

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

MADE IT.

JUNIOR, MAKE SURE YOUR LADY FRIEND DOES NOT HURT MY ALLIGATORS.

ME? HURT THEM?

HA HA! MR. SMARTY!

CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

I'VE READ YOUR BOOK 3 TIMES.

GOOD WORK. YOU SAVED HIM.

I DID? OH, YEAH, I DID.

SERIOUSLY, A HAND.

ANYONE?

THESE THINGS HAVE TEETH!

I LIKE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO SAVE MY LIFE.

AND I LIKE TO BE REWARDED. [GIGGLES]

DID YOU HEAR THAT, K.P.? A REWARD!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB?

MAYBE WE HAVE DIFFERENT THOUGHTS ON THAT WORD REWARD.

OW! OH, RIGHT.

A JOB. YEAH.

THAT'D BE GOOD. WOW. THANKS.

OUTSTANDING.

YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GO-GETTER I NEED

ON THE SMARTY MART TEAM. WELCOME ABOARD.

[ANIMAL NOISES]

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, SIR.

WELL, RUFUS, LET'S MEET OUR COWORKERS.

[ANIMAL NOISES]

WOW. CHEZ EXPENSIVE.

AND THIS TIME, NO COUPONS.

TONIGHT, GARCON, WE'LL TAKE THE GROWN-UP MENU.

RON, THIS IS REALLY GREAT.

BUT DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE SMARTY MART VEST?

K.P., THE VEST NEVER COMES OFF.

NOW, WHERE ARE MY CRAYONS? GARCON!

GARCON!

HA! GARCON!

I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT CAPER.

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? NO.

OK. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

YOU DEMAND AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY

FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

LUKER, LIGHTS OUT MEANS LIPS SHUT.

OK, I'M JUST SPIT BALLING, BUT HERE'S THE TWIST.

YOU DON'T ACTUALLY ABDUCT ANYONE.

NO. NO, YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE HOLDING THEM.

ARE YOU SLEEP TALKING?

OK. OK. HOW ABOUT THIS...

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