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Sr. Senior Jr.: WHERE IS MY PAPA?

I HAVE FOR YOU A SURPRISING SURPRISE.

I AM IN THE LIVING LAIR, MY SON.

THE HENCHMEN CATALOGUE ARRIVED TODAY.

OOH HOO HOO.

THE NEW MINI-SUB IS NICE.

NOTE THE DVD PLAYER IN THE BACKSEAT.

FATHER, I... NOW WAIT, WAIT.

BEFORE YOU SPEAK, TELL ME,

HAVE YOU DONE YOUR CHORES?

CLEAN MY ROOM OR SCOUT A TARGET LOCATION

FOR SOME EVIL DEED?

THE SECOND ONE.

WELL, I HAVE NOT ONLY LOCATED

A TARGET VIA SATELLITE,

BUT HAVE ASSEMBLED A TEAM OF HENCHPERSONS

WITH WHICH TO STEAL IT.

WELL, WHO HAS TAKEN MY LAZY SON

AND REPLACED HIM WITH THIS ENERGETIC AND RESPONSIBLE EVILDOER?

TELL ME, WHAT IS THIS EXCITING TARGET?

THE TOWER OF LONDON.

IT IS A BIG TOWER FILLED WITH JEWELS.

YES. THE CROWN JEWELS.

VERY GOOD, SON.

PERHAPS I MAY KEEP JUST ONE JEWEL-ENCRUSTED DOODAH FROM THE TOWER

TO FUND MY DRIVE TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL TEEN POP SENSATION?

OH, TAKE 2. THEY'RE SMALL.

MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS,

FOLLOW ME TO... THE TOWER OF LONDON.

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MR. MERLE.

LEAST I COULD DO AFTER YOU SAVED MY RIG

BACK THERE ON HIGHWAY 99.

YEAH. 18 BLOWOUTS. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

I DON'T GET IT, KIM.

WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED SUPERVILLAIN

STEALS THE WORLD'S LARGEST CEMENT SWIRLY CONE?

A NOT SO SUPERVILLAIN?

HEY! LET'S SPIN BY THE SCHOOL WITH THIS BABY,

AND I'LL BE KNOWN AS THE BIG SWIRLY SAVER.

JUST MIGHT IMPRESS THE LADIES.

WHICH LADIES?

UM, YEAH. GIANT SWIRLY-LOVING LADIES?

YEAH. [BEEP]

KIM, RON. I JUST INTERCEPTED A COMMUNIQU�

FROM SR. SENIOR, JR.

I THINK HE'S PLANNING TO STEAL THE TOWER OF LONDON.

WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE WORLD'S LARGEST CEMENT SWIRLY, NOW IS IT?

SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT, THOUGH.

IT'S JUNIOR.

SEE, HIS TARGET IS THE TOWER OF LONDON...

UH-HUH.

BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY TO NEW ZEALAND.

I'LL ADMIT THAT GEOGRAPHY IS BUT ONE OF MANY SUBJECTS

IN WHICH I HAVE SCORED A GENTLEMAN "C," BUT ISN'T...

THE TOWER OF LONDON IN ENGLAND?

Sr. Senior Jr.: THERE, UP AHEAD, OUR TARGET.

I CAN SMELL THE DIAMONDS AND RUBIES NOW.

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

AND BANGERS AND MASH, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SAID THE JEWELS

ARE KEPT IN THAT BUILDING JUST BELOW.

HA HA! THE TOWER.

NOW THE SHINY JEWELS INSIDE ARE OURS FOR THE TAKING!

MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS, INITIATE OPERATION.

STEAL THE TOWER OF LONDON.

THAT'S IT. A LITTLE LOWER.

OH, THIS IS WAY TOO EASY.

WHITE CHOPPER?

I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT BLACK WILL BE OUR CHOPPER COLOR TODAY.

Kim: YOU'RE A LITTLE OFF TARGET, JUNIOR.

LIKE 12,000 MILES.

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THAT?

THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MR. HUEY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOUR FRIEND HERE SAID YOU COULD PAY CASH.

HA HA. YEAH, UH, WADE COULDN'T FIND A RIDE,

SO I LOOKED IN THE PHONE BOOK.

GOTTA GO!

I OWE YOU A FAVOR.

SQUIRREL SUIT THROW!

WHA...?

KNOT-TYING'S NOT MY SKILL SET.

FIRE!

THANKS, RUFUS!

HMM?

OHH... UHH... I'M FINE.

JUST FIGHTIN' GYM CLASS FLASHBACKS. AHH!

Sr. Senior Jr.: OHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO CRASH!

BLACK CHOPPERS, LAND IN THAT CLEARING.

CAREFULLY.

UGH. 6 HELICOPTERS EQUAL ONE TRAGIC HAIR DAY.

OK, JUNIOR, FINGER TAUNT.

AND I TAUNT YOU BACK WITH 3 FINGERS.

OK, HE'S TRICKY.

CUT! CUT! CUT!

OK, FIRST REACTION... YOU RUINED MY SHOT.

BUT UPON REFLECTION, THIS:

YOU KIDS ARE EXTREME WITH 5 Xs.

JIMMY BLAMHAMMER,

ACTION MOVIE MAVEN,

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.

HOW DO YOU DO, MR...

MR. BLAMHAMMER, SIR,

IT IS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

I LOVED VIOLENT REACTION I AND III

AND REALLY LOVED VIOLENT REACTION II. OH, YEAH!

W-W-WAIT. GO BACK. MOVIE MAVEN?

I'M AFRAID I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

YOUR LITTLE HELICOPTER STUNT ALMOST BLEW OVER THE SET

FOR MY NEWEST ACTION HEIST FLICK.

STOLEN GOODS III.

RATED PG-13 FOR INTENSE ACTION

AND USE OF THE WORD "BUTT."

SO THIS TOWER OF LONDON IS A MOVIE SET?

I CAN'T USE PYRO ON THE REAL TOWER

AND STAY UNDER BUDGET.

SO WE CAME TO NEW ZEALAND

AND BUILT THIS REPLICA.

IT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO THE REAL THING...

FROM SPACE.

YEAH, THIS IS TRUE.

OK, JUNIOR, YOUR MOVE.

AAH! EVERY HENCHMEN FOR HIMSELF!

HMM.

YOU HIRING? I CAN DO HAIR AND MAKEUP.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A STUNT MAN.

EH, SAY STU IN THE BIG TRAILER.

WOW!

THAT MANEUVER YOU PULLED UP THERE...

NO WIRES, NO DIGITAL EFFECTS.

THAT WAS PURE, RAW ACTION!

YOU ARE AMAZING!

YOU'RE INCREDIBLE! YOU'RE...

KIM POSSIBLE.

I LOVE THAT NAME!

NEW THOUGHT: MY NEXT INTERNATIONAL ACTION MEGA BLOCKBUSTER...

KIM POSSIBLE I.

WHOA. A MOVIE?

ABOUT ME?

COME ON, IT'S A NO-BRAINER.

WAS THAT A SHOT?

YOU HIT THE TWEEN SWEET SPOT.

ORDINARY GIRL,

EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES.

IT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW.

I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D CALL KIM ORDINARY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ME? YEAH. OH, I'M MORE ORDINARY THAN ANYONE.

EXTRA ORDINARY, EVEN.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE IN.

IT'LL BE ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.

SO WE GET TO PLAY OURSELVES?

AH! THAT'S FUNNY.

NO. REALLY, YOU TWO WILL BE PLAYED

BY THE HOTTEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD.

HMM. LIKE, UH, WHO?

I'M THINKING HEATHER AND QUINN.

THE HEATHER AND THE QUINN?

NO WAY.

BUT AREN'T THEY A LITTLE OLD TO PLAY US?

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE EXPRESSION

"ACT YOUR AGE?"

BUT THEY'RE 28.

WHAT DID I SAY? THEY'LL BE ACTING YOUR AGE,

NOT THEIR AGE.

SEE? IT'S HOLLYWOOD MAGIC.

Rufus: HMM. HELLO?

AND THE MOLE RAT WILL BE C.G.I.

THAT WAY, HE CAN TALK.

HEY!

I'LL HAVE HEATHER AND QUINN

LIVE WITH YOU KIDS FOR A WEEK...

LEARN THE WAY YOU WALK, THE WAY YOU TALK,

REALLY GET A HANDLE ON YOUR CHARACTERS.

GOOD? GREAT!

HEATHER AS ME.

THIS IS TOO WEIRD.

OH, SURE. YOU GET HOTTIE HEATHER.

I GET QUIET QUINN.

THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD CAPTURE MY RON-NESS.

HE'S A MOPE.

HE'S AN ACTOR, RON.

HE'S MOPEY WHEN HE PLAYS A MOPEY CHARACTER.

I'M SURE HE CAN CAPTURE YOUR RON-NESS.

IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, YOU KNOW.

[HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA]

A SIMPLE TOOT OF THE HORN WOULD'VE SUFFICED.

IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?

DON'T WORRY. IT'S SPECIAL EFFECTS.

HEATHER, I AM BEYOND EXCITED TO MEET YOU.

YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY AMAZING.

KIM, I'M BEYOND EXCITED TO MEET YOU!

YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY AMAZING.

I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.

AND I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.

REALLY? REALLY...

AHH! THAT IS HEATHER

STANDING RIGHT THERE IN KIM'S DRIVEWAY...

TALKING WITH WORDS. CAN YOU STAND IT?!

HELLO? ANYBODY HOME? WHATEVER.

SEE? MOPEY.

THEY SEEM NICE.

HON, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SHOW FOLK.

OH, THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU OR ME,

EXCEPT THEY'RE WEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL,

AND LIVE BY NO RECOGNIZABLE MORAL CODE.

YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

A CELEBRITY MOVING INTO OUR HOUSE.

NOT ANY CELEBRITY... HEATHER.

ANYTHING HEATHER TOUCHES BRINGS BIG BUCKS ON-LINE.

CHA-CHING!

OK, SO, WHAT IS IT YOU KIDS DO

AROUND THIS TIME OF DAY?

WELL, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

FANTASTIC!

HEATHER, QUINN, YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL

JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE.

[GASPS] THIS'LL BE SO GREAT!

I'VE NEVER DONE ANY, LIKE, SCHOOL THINGS.

I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW

FROM ON-SET TEACHER THINGY PEOPLE.

YOU MEAN TUTORS?

YES!

UM, QUINN, DID YOU GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL?

WHATEVER.

[WHISPERS] Is that a yes or no?

HOP IN, EVERYBODY. I'LL DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL

ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN.

HERE'S A RELEASE FORM,

ALLOWING YOUR KID TO RIDE WITH ME.

JUST SIGN IT AND FAX IT TO THE CAR.

I GOT EXTRA HELMETS IN THE BACK.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

SHOW FOLK.

JUNIOR, YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED.

WHILE WATCHING THE ROBOT CLEAN THE POOL,

YOU ARE NOT TO ENJOY ANY SHOW BIZ TRADE PAPERS.

BU-BU-BUT, FATHER, I HAVE JUST READ

THE MOST DISTURBING NEWS.

THEY ARE MAKING A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE.

WONDERFUL. WE CAN WATCH IT

IN OUR PRIVATE SCREENING LAIR.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

I WAS THERE WHEN SHE WAS DISCOVERED.

I SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE.

THIS FILM SHOULD BE MY BIG BREAK!

I WILL BE CAST IN THAT PICTURE!

OK, IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK,

YOU GUYS HAVE TO BLEND IN AS REGULAR KIDS.

MY GREATEST ACTING CHALLENGE EVER.

WHATEVER.

OK, SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IF RON STOPPABLE WAS TRYING TO BLEND IN,

RON STOPPABLE WOULD THROW HIMSELF INTO IT 110%.

WHATEVER.

OH, COME ON, MAN! RON IT UP!

RON IT DOWN.

A TALE OF TWO CITIES.

IMPORTANT BOOK. PRETTY THICK.

CHARLIE DICKENS. ACCOMPLISHED LITERARY FELLOW.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT CHUCK'S USE

OF THE THIRD PERSON IN THE BOOK?

HOW ABOUT POSSIBLE?

UM, I HAD A MISSION IN NEW ZEALAND,

SO I, UM, I DIDN'T GET TO READ IT, ACTUALLY.

WELL, THEN, THAT'S POINTS OFF YOUR GRADE...

ACTUALLY.

YES, NEW GIRL WITH HER HAND UP.

YEAH. I WAS IN A MADE-FOR-TV VERSION

OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL,

WHICH ISN'T THE BOOK THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

BUT I THINK THAT DICKENS GUY WAS INVOLVED.

HE MAY HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A PRODUCER OR SOMETHING?

AND YOU ARE?

IT'S HEATHER.

THE HEATHER?

Both: AHH!

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM BLENDING IN.

TO WHAT?

RUNNING AND HIDING.

[SCREAMING]

[ALL GASP]

THEY DISAPPEARED.

TYPICAL POSSIBLE.

A MOVIE STAR COMES TO OUR SCHOOL,

AND SHE HAS TO HOG ALL THE GLAMOUR FOR HERSELF.

LOST 'EM.

SO NOT THE DRAMA.

UM, RIGHT.

I HEAR THE GIRLS WERE ALL WILD

ABOUT SOME MOVIE STAR OR SOMETHING.

WHATEVER.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

SEE? YOU'RE NOT JUST AN ACTOR, MISTER,

YOU'RE A ROLE MODEL, A TREND-SETTER.

WHATEVER.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

WHATEVER.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU FIND YOUR INNER RON.

HEY! DARE TO CARE.

Heather: OK, WE MADE IT OUT.

HERE'S OUR NEXT MOVE.

EXCUSE ME, BUT USUALLY, I DECIDE

WHAT THE NEXT MOVE IS.

RIGHT. IT'S KIND OF A TEEN HERO THING.

OH, YOU'RE BEING ME.

HA HA. GREAT.

I'M THINKING MALL.

WOW, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.

ARE YOU SURE SHE'LL COME?

I JUST PUT OUT SOME NEW CAPRIS.

PLEASE. SHE'S GOT A CLOSET FULL ALREADY.

KIM HAS PERIWINKLE AND OLIVE.

THIS IS OUR NEWEST COLOR...

GUAVA!

I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM.

WHO'S THE GIRL?

[SCOFFS] YOU ARE.

HI, KIM.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE WE HARDLY GET TO HANG OUT,

JUST US GIRLS.

FINE.

SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED, MONIQUE?

WELL, THIS BOY WAS IN MY FACE,

AND I TOLD HIM, "QUIT MACKING AND START BACKING OFF!"

GIRL, I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

I HAVE THIS MAN WHO WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE.

HE WAS PRACTICALLY STALKING ME.

GET OUT!

I WON'T!

IF HE HADN'T BEEN MY HUSBAND,

IT WOULD'VE BEEN CREEPY.

YOUR TEETH ARE, LIKE, THE TOTALLY WHITEST TEETH

I'VE, LIKE, EVER SEEN.

IT IS SO COOL OF YOU TO NOTICE.

I HAD THIS GOO PUT ON THEM

AND A PURPLE LIGHT SHINED ON THEM OR WHATEVER.

NO WAY. I SO WANT TO TRY THAT,

BUT MY MOTHER SAYS IT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.

NO WAY! THAT'S WHAT MY AGENT SAID. HA!

SHE'S GOOD.

YEAH. LITTLE MISS PERFECT.

Ron: THIS IS IT.

IF THIS DOESN'T GET YOU ON THE PATH TO RONHOOD,

NOTHING WILL.

THE ENTIRE BUENO NACHO MENU BOARD IS HERE,

AND IT'S ALL GRANDE-SIZED.

[MUMBLING EXCITEDLY]

HUH? HEY.

SORRY, RUFUS.

THE SNACKAGE IS NOT FOR EATING. IT'S FOR TEACHING.

QUINN, DIG IN.

WHATEVER.

AND?

WHATEVER.

OHH! WHAT KIND OF UNFEELING ROBOT ARE YOU?!

MA MA MA MA MA.

[WHIMPERS]

GO AHEAD. WHATEVER.

[GASPS] NO!

[HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA]

HEY, MR. BLAMHAMMER.

KEEP IT CLOSE. I'M A FAST EATER.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

AAH!

HUH?

"SR. SENIOR. JR."

WAIT. IT SAYS HERE YOU KNOW HOW TO FENCE.

THIS I DID NOT KNOW.

A... A TEENSY WHITE LIE, FATHER.

STILL, IT IS A LIE,

AND THAT'S A START ON THE ROAD TO EVIL.

OHH!

A TRENDY EATERY!

NO DOUBT BRIMMING OVER WITH DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS

AND THE POWER ELITE!

[SCREAMING]

NOTHING SPEAKS TO ME.

WHAT'S THE SPECIAL?

WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

"SPECIAL SKILLS."

FENCING?! LIAR!

NO! NO! NO!

CAREFUL, JUNIOR.

WHOA!

DEAR, HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUEST TOWELS?

DID YOU ASK OUR GUEST?

YES. HEATHER IS AS BAFFLED AS I AM.

SHOW FOLK. HA! CAN'T TRUST 'EM.

NOW WHERE'S MY DIET SODA? HMM.

TOLD YOU OUR HEATHER MEMORABILIA WOULD SELL OUT FAST.

WE NEED MORE.

PRINT ME OUT ANOTHER CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY.

THIS TIME FOR HALF A CAN

OF HEATHER'S FAVORITE DIET SODA.

CHA-CHING!

MONIQUE, I'M FIGHTING OFF A FREAK-OUT.

THIS HEATHER IS KIM THING IS BORDERING ON WEIRD.

GIRL, IT CROSSED THE BORDER DAYS AGO.

SHE TOLD ME SHE'S BEEN USING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AT HOME.

EW. THANKS FOR THAT.

WELL, LISTEN, THE GIRL DIDN'T GO TO A REGULAR SCHOOL,

SO YOU KNOW SHE DIDN'T CHEER.

THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO

THAT MOVIE KIM DEFINITELY CANNOT.

YEAH. FOR ONCE, SHE'LL HAVE TO SIT BACK AND JUST WATCH.

WHAT?

SO, HEATHER, ON BEHALF OF THE SQUAD,

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO LEAD PRACTICE TODAY.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

BUT SHE'S NEVER CHEERED.

DON'T YOU READ THE TABS?

SHE TRAINS WITH, LIKE, THE HOTTEST YOGA INSTRUCTOR IN L.A.

SHE CAN HANDLE IT. IT'S NO...

BIG. I KNOW.

AHH!

WHO'S THERE? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MR. JIMMY,

SO SORRY TO COMMANDEER YOUR SATELLITE DISH,

BUT I MUST SPEAK AT YOU.

YOUR APPROACH SEEMS STRANGE AND CRIMINAL,

BUT YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.

I INSIST THAT YOU CAST ME AS THE VILLAIN IN YOUR NEW PICTURE.

TO THAT END, I WILL PERFORM MY AUDITION MONOLOGUE,

THE EMOTIONAL SOLILOQUY FROM THE MARTIAL ARTS CLASSIC

FIST OF PAIN.

HYAH! HYAH!

WHOO HA HA!

YOO HOO HOO!

YOU JUST LOST MY ATTENTION.

AUDITION OVER.

OHH, FATHER!

THIS BUSINESS IS SO CRUEL!

[SOBBING]

THEN WE MUST BE CRUELER STILL.

I AM NOT LOVING THIS, NOT ONE BIT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

GO! [RING]

WRONG PHONE. [RING]

GO. OHH!

THE MICROMINI CELL IMPLANTED IN MY BRAIN.

GO. [BEEP]

JIMMY, I AM SO READY FOR THE SHOOT.

BEAUTIFUL. AND QUINN?

WHATEVER.

WOW. HE IS A CHAMELEON.

THE RESEARCH REALLY HELPED.

I WANT YOU TWO ON THE NEXT PLANE OUT OF THERE.

WHATEVER.

TELL QUINN TO CUT THAT OUT.

HIS TRANSFORMATION IS FREAKING WITH MY HEAD.

SEE YOU ON THE SET.

Jimmy: PLACES, EVERYONE.

ACTION.

CAN WE HOLD THE ROLL FOR A SEC?

I FEEL LIKE A CARROT STICK.

MMM. THANKS, GUYS.

TAKE ME BACK.

AND ACTION.

HELLO, RON. ARE YOU READY

FOR THE BIG PEP RALLY THIS AFTERNOON?

WHATEVER.

Sr. Senior Jr.: CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

DID I SAY, "CUT"? WHO CUT?

I AM THE ONE WHO SAID CUT.

AHH!

WHAT THE... THE GRIPS ARE YELLING "CUT" NOW.

I AM NO GRIP.

I AM SR. SENIOR, JR.

AND I DEMAND YOU CAST ME AS THE VILLAIN

IN THIS PICTURE.

LOOK, WE GOT A VILLAIN.

NOW WE'RE SHOOTING BACK-TO-BACK SEQUELS.

JUST HAVE YOUR AGENT CONTACT...

NO! NO! YOU WILL DO THIS, JIMMY BLAMHAMMER,

OR ELSE!

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO HAVE HEATHER BE ME.

WRONG.

WELL, IT HAD TO BE BETTER THAN HAVING QUINN BE...

NOT AT ALL ME!

THE WHOLE THING OF A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE.

HOLLY-WEIRD, IF YOU ASK ME.

WELL, WE'VE DONE OUR PART.

YEAH, RIGHT. WE'RE FREE AND CLEAR.

[BEEP] GO, WADE.

WHO'S UP FOR A TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD?

I OWN THIS TOWN.

YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME, PUNK!

I AM NOT. I INTEND TO THREATEN THIS...

YOUR PERSONAL DIGITAL ASSISTANT.

BUT ALL MY PHONE NUMBERS ARE IN THERE.

ALL MY LUNCH DATES.

ALL MY DINNER DATES.

NO!

UHH! MOVIE KIM, MOVIE RON.

STOP THIS MADMAN!

WAIT, IS THAT IN OUR DEAL?

WHATEVER.

OK. BUT LET'S MAKE SURE

WE ARE ROLLING ON THIS, PEOPLE.

HENCHPERSONS? A LITTLE HELP.

HYAH! OHH!

OHH! I'M TOTALLY STUCK.

GUYS?

QUINN, DO SOMETHING!

WHATEVER.

BRING IT.

AAH!

C.G.I. RUFUS, ATTACK!

C.G.I. Rufus: PUT 'EM UP, MISTER MAN. PUT 'EM UP!

WHAT IS THIS NOW I'M HEARING?

HYAH!

HYAH! RUFUS POWER!

HA HA! VERY ENTERTAINING.

HYAH!

BUT ISN'T THE MOLE RAT USUALLY NAKED?

HEY, HEY. IT'S A FAMILY ACTION PICTURE.

ENOUGH! I WANT THE CONTRACT

AND I WANT IT NOW!

ALL RIGHT. HOLD YOUR HENCHMEN.

I'LL GET LEGAL ON THE PHONE.

[CRASH]

WHOA. UNCANNY RECREATION.

HEY, MY MISSING ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.

WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

STUNT DOUBLES FOR HEATHER AND QUINN

WILL NOW TRY TO FOIL MY CAREER PLANS?

NO, I THINK THEY'RE THE REAL DEAL.

OH, YES. YOU ARE RIGHT.

STOP THEM! OW!

[GASPS]

HA! AUTHENTIC RIGHT DOWN TO THE GUM IN THE FOUNTAIN.

Both: UHH! THANKS.

WHOA! UHH!

COMICAL SIDEKICK TAKES OUT BIG SCARY DUDE.

TAKE ONE. BOO-YA.

WHOA.

[GROANING]

PEOPLE, THAT'S A WRAP.

OH HO HO! DON'T GO HOLLYWOOD ON ME, K.P.

NOT SO FAST,

THIS GOOD GUY'S WIN ENDING JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.

BOO-YA!

HE'S A NATURAL.

IT'S JUST TOO DIFFICULT

TO BREAK INTO THIS BUSINESS WE CALL SHOW.

FAREWELL, HOLLYWOOD.

THANKS, KIM.

I KNOW IT TOOK A LOT FOR YOU TO COME SAVE THE DAY

AFTER I GOT ALL OVER YOUR LAST NERVE.

NO BIG. LOOK, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

I THINK YOU'LL BE A GREAT KIM.

OH, I KNOW I WILL BE.

BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU SAID THAT.

YEAH, BUT MY MAN QUINN HERE

HAS REALLY GOT THE METHODY RON-NESS DOWN.

AND THE AWARD GOES TO HIM AS ME!

BOO-YA.

OK, DON'T WEAR IT OUT, BABE.

Jimmy: LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN PRODUCTION.

WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT? BOO-YA?

I'M ON TO THE NEXT BIG THING.

WHAT'S THAT?

MONKEY NINJAS IN SPACE.

BEEN THERE.

DONE THAT.

MY SON...

NO, MY SUN, FATHER. YOU'RE BLOCKING IT.

I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE MOST DISAPPOINTED

THAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD DREAMS HAVE BEEN DASHED.

TRUE. BUT I HAVE BOUGHT A PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD FOR MYSELF.

WHAT IS THAT?

HALF A CAN OF DIET COLA

AND THE GUEST TOWEL PERSONALLY USED BY HEATHER!

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