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[HORNS HONKING]

OH, MAN, K.P., LOOK AT THIS LINE!

WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THE BRICKS OF FURY I, I, I!

[CRYING AND WHINING]

I, I, I?

RON, THAT'S THE ROMAN NUMERAL 3.

MM-HMM, YEAH, LATIN AND MATH ARE NOT MY STRONGEST SUBJECT.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN... OH, THE LINE'S MOVING!

I DON'T GET THE DRAMA.

IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE MOVIE

ABOUT A DISGRUNTLED SECURITY GUARD

WHO ENACTS HIS OWN BRAND OF STREET JUSTICE

USING A CINDER BLOCK, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL.

CHA, THIS ONE'S GOT 30% MORE BRICKS.

MM-HMM. CHA...

AND I'VE GOT 30% MORE DON'T CARE.

COME ON, CATCH UP, K.P.

I'M GONNA SNAG THOSE SEATS. COMING THROUGH!

UNH! EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME, OW! PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME.

AAH! BOO-YEAH! SEATS ARE SECURE.

KIM? HOW DID YOU...

WALKED AROUND.

NOW TO CLAIM WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.

HA! THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MISSY,

I GOT THE ELBOW DIBS ON THE ARM REST.

STRESS MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, K.P.

BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

SNACKAGE! HELLO? WANT ANYTHING?

POPCORN, SODA, JELLY JUMPIES?

[GIGGLING] JUMPIES!

I'M CUTTING DOWN ON THE JUMPIES.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[RUMBLING]

KIM POSSIBLE...

[ALL GASPING]

YOUR TEAM HERO DAYS ARE OVER AND OUT.

[GASPS]

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

THIS FILM HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

AUDIENCE LEAVES NOW!

[AUDIENCE GROANING]

UNH! HEY!

YOU, KEEP IT PARKED.

HEY, I PAID $9.75 FOR THIS MOVIE!

GIVE HIM THE FORK. THE WHAT?

AAH! WHAT, NO STUN SPOON?

Both: SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE SPOON.

UM, JOKING.

YOU ARE A BAG OF TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU?

SO, DID EVERYONE GO FOR POPCORN?

HEY, DOWN IN FRONT. WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

All: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

K.P., THEY HAVE A THEME SONG.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A THEME SONG?

YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

? BA BA BA BA ?

OR ? BA BA BA BA ?

YOU KNOW, LIKE, ? AND MY PANTS FALL DOWN ?

YOU KNOW, WE COULD, LIKE, PUT SOMETHING IN.

THE FORK? THE FORK.

UH, DO WE KNOW YOU?

DASH DAMOND, SURVEILLANCE AND RECON.

WOW. THEME SONG AND CLIPS.

EXTREME WILDERNESS SURVIVAL SPECIALIST,

FLUENT IN 7 LANGUAGES AND COUNTLESS DIALECTS.

CRASH CRANSTON, TRANSPORT AND TECH.

PROFESSIONAL DAREDEVIL,

ALSO SKILLED IN EMERGENCY MEDICINE.

BURN BERMAN, CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.

THAT'S IT?

NUMBERS ARE NOT THE ONLY THING THAT I CRUNCH, SQUIRT.

HEH. GOOD TO KNOW.

YEAH, HI, CAN WE GET TO THE WHY YOU'RE HERE PART NOW?

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS THE PREMIERE

ACTION AND RESCUE TEAM WORLDWIDE.

NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU GUYS.

OH, HAVEN'T YOU?

I THINK I CAN REFRESH YOUR MEMORY.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY!

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

NO, NOW, WAIT, DON'T TELL ME.

PAISLEY.

OUR FIRST BIG-TIME RESCUE.

OHH! I WAS THINKING SOMEONE ELSE.

MR. PAISLEY WAS AN AVID COLLECTOR OF CUDDLE-BUDDIES.

HE HAD A FLAMINGO.

THEY ONLY MADE...

10. YES, WE KNOW.

TO PROTECT HIS COLLECTION,

HE INSTALLED A McHENRY LASER GRID.

THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY.

BUT PAISLEY GOT HIMSELF INTO A SITUATION.

WE GET PEOPLE OUT OF SITUATIONS.

ACTUALLY, WE GOT HIM OUT OF THAT SITCH...

UATION.

YES, WE KNOW.

YOU SEE, WE HAVE A WEBSITE.

I HAVE A WEBSITE.

YES, WE KNOW.

PAISLEY NEEDED US,

BUT THANKS TO CARELESS TYPING,

HE GOT YOU.

SO OUR FIRST MISSION WAS BECAUSE OF A TYPO?

BUT IT WORKED OUT IN THE END.

SEE, I USED MY CHEER SKILLS...

GUESS WHAT? YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

OK, SO IF YOU KNOW IT ALL,

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?

YOUR LITTLE TEEN ADVENTURES

HAVE CUT INTO OUR PROFIT MARGIN.

BIG TIME.

BUT I DON'T CHARGE TO HELP PEOPLE.

AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YOU'VE HAD YOUR KICKS.

NOW LEAVE THE HERO BUSINESS

TO THE PROFESSIONALS.

STAY IN SCHOOL.

[CRASH]

[THEME SONG PLAYS]

MAN, THAT IS A GOOD THEME.

RON, THEY WANT US TO JUST STOP.

WELL, I KNOW, K.P.

I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THEM TO LIKE THEIR THEME.

HON, WHY DON'T YOU HIRE A PROFESSIONAL?

[SIGHS]

I'M A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO MY OWN TAXES.

NOW LET'S SEE.

LAST NAME: POSSIBLE.

FIRST NAME...

DAD, MOM?

KIMMY?

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMEBODY WANTS TO PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS.

WHAT BUSINESS?

THE WORLD-SAVING BUSINESS.

WELL, I THOUGHT THAT WAS MORE OF A HOBBY.

WHATEVER.

TO TEAM IMPOSSIBLE, IT'S A BUSINESS.

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE? WHO'S THAT?

JERKS.

THEY HELP PEOPLE, BUT FOR MONEY.

AND THEY'RE SO SMUG ABOUT IT.

OOH! SMUG REALLY PUSHES MY PEEVE BUTTON.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

SOMETIMES I THINK IT WOULD BE WAY EASIER

IF I JUST LIVED LIKE A NORMAL TEENAGER.

NOW, KIMMY, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL.

YOU ARE A POSSIBLE.

WE'RE MAKING ANTI-MATTER IN THE GARAGE.

OOH-SHAA!

WHAT YOUR FATHER MEANS, HONEY...

I KNOW WHAT HE MEANS, MOM,

AND HE'S RIGHT.

SAVE THE WORLD. IT'S WHAT I DO.

AND NOBODY'S GOING TO STOP ME.

THANKS, GUYS.

OOH. [SIGHS] FIRST NAME...

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M CALLING AN ACCOUNTANT.

OK, LET'S SEE.

"PUPPY SITTER WANTED."

OH, THAT SOUNDS CUTE AND FUN.

UH-UH!

OH, RIGHT. HEH.

FORGOT ABOUT THE FETCH INCIDENT.

[SHIVERS]

"BALDING MEN NEEDED FOR SCIENTIFIC STUDY."

HMM.

NO!

OK, OK, OK.

BUT I THINK YOU'RE PASSING UP AN OPPORTUNITY

TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK.

MAYBE A HOBBY.

OH, I KNOW!

I CAN WATCH TV UNTIL MY EYES BURN!

UH-HUH-HUH!

BAM! PROBABLY SOLVED.

WHAT'S GOING, RON?

HEY, K.P. EH, I FIGURED

SINCE WE DROPPED OUT OF THE HERO BIZ

I BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL MY NEW FREE TIME.

WHO SAID WE WERE DROPPING OUT?

UH, THE 3 BIG DUDES

WITH THE SUPERCOOL THEME SONG.

CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

JUST BECAUSE THOSE GREEDY GOONS

THINK WE'RE CUTTING INTO THEIR BOTTOM LINE,

THAT'S NO REASON TO QUIT.

NO. HOW ABOUT BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HALF DOZEN FISTS?

GO, WADE.

RED ALERT, KIM.

DRAKKEN'S AT HIS ALPINE LAIR,

AND HE'S GOING TO TEST HIS NEW AVALAUNCHER

ON A LITTLE SWISS VILLAGE.

AND THE AVALAUNCHER?

USES SUBHARMONICS TO CREATE AVALANCHES.

WELL, THAT WAS MY GUESS.

WE'RE A GO. OK.

I SET YOU UP WITH BERNICE TO GET YOU TO SWITZERLAND.

THEN YOUR OLD FRIEND HEINRICH WILL MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT.

YOU KNOW, WADE, IF THE SUPERGENIUS

COMPUTER DUDE THING EVER DRIES UP,

YOU'D MAKE A BONDIGGETY TRAVEL AGENT.

NAH, I'D HAVE TO LEAVE MY ROOM.

THANKS FOR THE LIFT AGAIN, BERNICE.

AS LONG AS YOU HELP PEOPLE,

PEOPLE ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU, KIM.

HMM, AND WITHOUT A THEME SONG.

OH, COME ON! IT WOULD BE A PLUS, AND YOU KNOW IT!

OK, WHERE'S OUR RIDE?

WADE, UPDATE.

ANY WORD FROM HEINRICH?

WHAT? HEINRICH SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE HALF AN HOUR AGO.

I'LL CHECK. IN THE MEANTIME,

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT RIDING ON A TOUR BUS FULL OF SENIORS?

SENIORS? WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG?

THEY'RE ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN US. THAT'S COOL.

I GUESS HE DIDN'T MEAN HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS.

I'M SORRY,

BUT SINCE YOU WERE LAST-MINUTE ADDITIONS TO OUR GROUP,

WE DON'T HAVE A BOXED LUNCH FOR YOU TWO.

OH, THAT'S... THAT'S FINE.

HOLD ON, KIM, WE HAD TO PAY FOR THIS RIDE WITH OUR OWN MONEY.

WE'RE ENTITLED TO THIS LUNCH.

IT'S FINE, RON.

IT HAS A COOKIE IN IT.

Kim: RON!

KIM, I'M JUST SAYING FAIR IS FAIR.

FOCUSING NOW.

AND WE PAID FOR "A VISIT TO A CHARMING CHEESE SHOP"

AND CHOCOLATE TASTING."

CHOCOLATE TASTING, KIM!

[SQUEALS] OH, HO HO!

I KNOW, BUDDY, BUT SOMETIMES

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT MEANS NO CHOCOLATE.

I WANT THAT BOXED LUNCH!

LET IT GO, RON. IT'S DRAKKEN TIME, NOT SNACKIN' TIME.

NO WAY!

THEY'RE GOING ON A CUCKOO FACTORY TOUR.

SO ARE WE. COME ON.

WHAT?

WOW! IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR...

[EXPLOSION]

NO! YOU CAN'T STOP DR... OW!

UNH!

[SWISS ACCENT] TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

THANK YOU FOR SAVING OUR VILLAGE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW WE COULD EVER REPAY YOU.

YOU'LL FIND A WAY. OUR BILL.

UNH!

WILL YOU TAKE A CREDIT CARD?

CHECK HIS CREDIT SCORE.

[BEEPING]

HE'S CLEAN.

THANK YOU.

AND PLEASE ACCEPT THIS BASKET OF CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE

AS A SMALL TOKEN.

KIM POSSIBLE!

YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT,

BUT THEY ARE!

TOLD YOU WE NEEDED A THEME SONG.

UNH!

Wade: SORRY, KIM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

HMM. MAXIMUM STRANGENESS.

UH-OH! I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT!

OUR RIDE SITCH?

NO, BETTER.

KICK IT, RUFUS.

[BEATBOXING]

HUNH!

? BA BA BA DA, BA BA BA DA DA DA ?

? DA DA BA DA BA ?

RON, NO.

DON'T DECIDE YET, KIM.

ALL I'M SAYING IS IF WE HAD A CATCHY THEME,

THEN WE COULD START CHARGING SOME CLAUDE.

CLAUDE?

MONET.

MONEY! CASH!

SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY, RON.

OH, JUST SHUT ME DOWN WITH NOBLE.

WADE, KEEP ME POSTED ON HEINRICH.

PROBABLY NOTHING, BUT JUST IN CASE.

YOU GOT IT, KIM. [BEEPING]

HANG ON. WE GOT ANOTHER HIT.

WHAT'S THE SITCH?

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR STOLE A COMPUTER DISC

CONTAINING TOP SECRET HYPER-TECHNOLOGY.

HMM, THAT'S A BAD SITCH.

LOOKS LIKE HE SET UP A STRONGHOLD

ON A REMOTE ISLAND IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC.

WE'RE THERE.

NO, WE NEED A RIDE.

NO BIG, RON.

WE ALWAYS GET A RIDE.

WADE, WHO DO WE HAVE?

OK, THIS IS UNUSUAL.

WE HAVE 3 DIFFERENT LIKELY AND RELIABLE RIDES IN THAT REGION, AND...

AND THEY'RE ALL MISSING.

AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN REACH BERNICE.

SO WE'VE GOT 2 PROBLEMS:

DEMENTOR AND THE MISSING RIDES.

WELL, 3 PROBLEMS IF YOU COUNT

HOW DO WE GET A RIDE TO THE SOUTH PACIFIC

TO STOP DEMENTOR?

[CHITTERING]

TRUE. 4 PROBLEMS IF YOU COUNT

HOW DO WE GET A RIDE TO SEARCH FOR THE MISSING RIDES?

[SHIP HORN BLOWS]

IT'S TIME FOR SHUFFLEBOARD ON THE LIDO DECK.

WHO CAME TO PLAY?

WHO CAME TO LOSE?

BRING IT!

HEY, IT'S YOU!

THAT'S RIGHT.

LET IT GO, RON.

I WANT THAT BOXED LUNCH!

SORRY YOU HAD TO ACTUALLY BUY TICKETS FOR A CRUISE,

BUT AT LEAST I GOT YOU IN THE VICINITY OF PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S LAIR.

YOUR JET PACKS SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH RANGE

TO GET YOU THE REST OF THE WAY.

THIS NO-RIDE THING,

I DON'T LIKE IT.

WELL, ME, EITHER.

THESE 2 MISSIONS HAVE OFFICIALLY TAPPED ME OUT.

SOMEBODY STILL OWES ME A BOXED LUNCH!

I WAS REFERRING TO OUR FRIENDS THAT HAVE VANISHED.

OK, YES, THAT'S BAD, TOO.

WADE, WHILE WE FOIL DEMENTOR,

KEEP SEARCHING FOR OUR MISSING RIDES.

I'M ON IT.

Ron: YOU'RE LIKE, ? BA BA BA DA DA BA, BA BA DA BA BA BA ?

RON, WE DO NOT NEED A THEME SONG.

DID IT OCCUR TO YOU

THAT IT GIVES TEAM IMPOSSIBLE AN EDGE?

IF THEY HAD AN EDGE, WHICH THEY DO NOT.

[CRASH]

YOU THREE ARE POSITIVELY AMAZING!

WHAT GIVES YOU YOUR EDGE?

DON'T EVEN.

THIS WAS OUR MISSION!

KEYWORD: WAS.

THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF THIS DISC WERE GETTING ANTSY,

SO THEY DECIDED TO PAY US.

AND IN ADDITION TO OUR BASE FEE,

WE GET A COMPLETION BONUS

AND A PREMIUM FOR RUSH SERVICE.

WE'RE TALKING SERIOUS CLAUDE.

THAT'S A BIG NUMBER.

HOW BIG?

NACO ROYALTY BIG.

COULD WE GET ON WITH THIS?

MY LEGS ARE CRAMPING UP!

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE DOES NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM VILLAINS.

RUSH SERVICE PREMIUM.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE, MOVE OUT!

ARRR!

[TELEPHONE LINE RINGING]

HELLO, IS THIS ZZYSSX ACCOUNTING?

I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET SOME HELP WITH MY TAXES.

YES, I KNOW IT'S TAX SEASON.

THAT'S WHY...

LOOK, I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST.

I MEAN, ACTUALLY, I AM, BUT... HELLO?

[DIAL TONE]

YOU OK, DAD?

TOO MANY NUMBERS.

HOW'S YOUR CRISIS GOING, KIMMY?

JUST AS BAD, DAD.

JUST AS BAD.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME IF YOU NEED ME.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

ANYWHERE.

CURSE YOU, TAXMAN!

I'M GETTING WORRIED.

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER GIVEN YOU A RIDE

IS NOW MISSING.

EVERYONE?

EVEN SOME FROM BEFORE I STARTED RUNNING YOUR SITE.

LIKE SOME LADY WITH A CAT NAMED TABBY.

MRS. MAHONEY.

THAT'S HER. WHO IS SHE?

SHE GAVE RON AND ME A RIDE TO OUR FIRST MISSION.

THE FIRST TIME WE GOT THE CALL

INSTEAD OF TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.

BECAUSE OF A TYPO.

BLEAH!

YOU THINK TEAM IMPOSSIBLE

IS BEHIND THE MISSING PERSONS?

THEY TELL ME TO GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS.

I SAY NO.

SUDDENLY, MY RIDES DISAPPEAR,

AND I CAN'T GET AROUND THE WORLD ANYMORE.

AND BY THE TIME YOU GET TO A MISSION,

THEY'RE ALREADY THERE.

GETTING PAID. [CHITTERS]

RON, THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

IT IS FOR TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

YEAH. WADE,

IF WE MADE A CONNECTION WITH TEAM IMPOSSIBLE'S WEBSITE...

COULD I TRACE IT? YEAH.

BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA TAKE A CALL FROM US.

NOT US. A RICH GUY IN TROUBLE.

[FAKE ACCENT] UH, YES, RICH RICHARDSON HERE,

AND DASH IT ALL IF I'M NOT WEALTHY.

I'M IN BIG, DANGEROUS, EXPENSIVE TROUBLE,

AND DASH IT ALL AGAIN

IF I DON'T NEED OVERPRICED HELP!

HMM, RATHER.

OK, THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

WE'LL KNOW SOON IF... [BEEPING]

BAM! INCOMING TRANSMISSION.

Dash: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS RESPONDING TO YOUR CALL.

PLEASE REMAIN ON THE LINE

FOR THE NEXT ADVENTURE IN RESCUE REPRESENTATIVE

AND HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD READY.

Wade: GOTCHA!

Computer: WARNING! UNWANTED CYBERTRACE!

WARNING!

SET AND...

SPIKE?

[ELECTRONIC SIZZLE]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Wade: YEAH?

WE LOST YOU. EVERYTHING OK?

THEY SPIKED ME.

MY WHOLE SYSTEM IS FRIED.

EVERYTHING?

DON'T YOU HAVE FIREWALL THINGIES?

NOT ANYMORE.

FRIED! FRIED! LIKE POPCORN CHICKEN!

WADE, I KNOW THIS IS A DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU...

FRIED!!

BUT DID YOU GET A LOCATION?

YEAH.

I'LL... I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.

SNAIL MAIL?

WADE, JUST, UH, JUST READ IT TO US.

WHEN YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH.

THANKS FOR THE LIFT, MRS. SILVER.

WELL, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO

AFTER I SHORTED YOU ON THE BOXED LUNCH

AND WIPED THE DECK WITH YOU IN SHUFFLEBOARD.

OH, THAT'S MORE THAN A FAIR TRADE.

RIGHT, RON?

I GUESS.

THAT'S IT.

WOW, GREED PAYS.

THE 3 NICEST BOYS LIVE THERE.

DO YOU WANT ME TO INTRODUCE YOU?

OH, NO, THANKS.

WE'LL SURPRISE THEM.

READY TO HOP THE WALL?

ANY IDEA WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE?

I'M GOING WITH GUARD DOGS.

EH, SEE, TO ME, THEY DON'T SEEM LIKE DOG PEOPLE.

I'M GONNA SAY ROBOTIC SENTRIES.

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

IS THAT HEINRICH AND CAPTAIN LOUIS

IN THE HOT TUB?

HEY, THERE SHE GOES.

AHOY, MISS POSSIBLE!

KIM, SMALL WORLD.

IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN TEAM IMPOSSIBLE CAPTURES YOU,

I'M READY, CAPTURE ME!

CAPTURED? THIS IS AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID VACATION.

GRAB A FRUIT CUP!

AND NO TELEVISION, NO PAPERS, NO PHONES.

IT IS AS IF THE OUTSIDE WORLD DOES NOT EXIST.

OH, THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

P.A.: OF COURSE IT DOES.

AAH! UNH! AAH! UNH!

IF IT KEEPS YOU STUCK IN MIDDLETON, IT'S WORTH IT.

HA! EVEN WITH THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET,

WE'RE STILL MAKING A MINT.

AS LONG AS WE GET THE MISSIONS.

AND YOU DON'T.

WERE WE TOO SUBTLE?

THE CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD THING HAS GOTTEN TEDIOUS.

IT'S OVER.

FOREVER.

BRING... IT...

ON.

OH, WE'RE READY.

RIGHT, RON?

UH, YEAH, UH, AHEM.

DEFINE "READY."

YOU'RE PREPARED NOT TO GET IN THE WAY.

OH, YEAH, READY. HUH, YEAH.

OH, THESE GUYS ARE WIGGED!

OOH, YEAH.

EXCUSE ME?!

GOOD WORK. YOU RULE. OLD SCHOOL. HEH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE

SOME SORT OF MASTER MONKEY KUNG FU.

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. IT COMES AND GOES.

HEY, DASH.

I'M WAITING.

I WISH THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY.

REALLY? NO.

I'M TOLD WE SHOULD ALWAYS SAY THAT FOR LEGAL REASONS.

IT SHIELDS US FROM LIABILITY.

I THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHIELDING YOURSELF FROM ME.

SO BE IT.

DUDE, YOU ARE SO OVER.

I CAN TAKE HER.

NO. SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF?

I'VE GOT A GENERAL IDEA.

AND? DUDE, YOU ARE SO OVER.

LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

NOBODY...

NOBODY SPIKES MY SYSTEM!

WADE! WADE?!

IN PERSON?!

DUDE, NOW YOU ARE SO OVER,

I DON'T EVEN WANNA STAND NEAR YOU.

WOW, YOU HAVE REALLY PERFECTED THE HOLO-WEIGHT.

IT'S REALLY ME, RON.

YEAH, RIGHT.

IF IT WERE REALLY YOU, I COULDN'T DO THIS.

[BABBLING]

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST TEAM OF HIGH-DANGER OPERATIVES.

WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY CHILDREN.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOURSELF.

I'M SO NOT AFRAID.

YOU SHOULD BE.

REMEMBER KIM'S FIRST MISSION?

RON, GET OVER HERE... QUICKLY.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR MISSION. WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO KNOW?

DOES THE McHENRY LASER GRID RING A BELL?

YEAH. COST PAISLEY A FORTUNE.

SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE, TOO.

NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.

WHOOPS.

LOOK FAMILIAR?

YOU ROCK EVEN MORE IN PERSON, WADE.

SOMEHOW I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SHORTER.

DANGER HAS BEEN OUR CLOSEST FRIEND,

BUT I'M NOT LIKING THIS.

AH, EASY ENOUGH TO DISABLE.

JUST HIT THAT RED BUTTON.

ONE BAD TWITCH, AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT MY FRIED SYSTEM FEELS LIKE.

OK, MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HIS ROOM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOBODY COULD GET THAT.

IT'S... IMPOSSIBLE.

YEAH. FOR YOU, MAYBE.

FOR ME? WELL, WE'LL SEE.

IT WAS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE THAT TEAM IMPOSSIBLE...

COULD'VE BEEN FRIED.

THAT WOULD'VE IMPACTED OUR EARNING POTENTIAL.

CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD THING DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD NOW. DOES IT?

GUYS, YOU NEED TO GET WISE.

I THINK I KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS OUT.

GENTLEMEN...

THIS IS THE NACO.

IT LOOKS LIKE A TACO AND SOME NACHOS.

ALL MASHED TOGETHER.

[SLURP]

MMM!

SO... DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?

WELL, IF BY THAT, DO YOU MEAN ARE WE GOING TO

QUIT CHARGING MONEY TO HELP PEOPLE

AND JOIN GLOBAL JUSTICE AS YOU SUGGESTED?

HARD TO SAY.

UH, GUYS.

UH-OH.

YOU DON'T HAVE THIS PLACE WIRED.

TRUST ME ON THIS: WADE HAS THE WORLD WIRED.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS NOW NONPROFIT.

WHICH ACTUALLY HAS SOME TAX ADVANTAGES.

I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS.

SO, WITH TEAM IMPOSSIBLE OUT OF THE PICTURE...

NO, WE WILL NOT START CHARGING MONEY FOR OUR MISSIONS.

OK, BUT JUST LET ME...

OH, GO AHEAD.

? BA DA BA BA BA DA BA DA BA BA ?

? BA BA BA DA, YEAH-YEAH ?

[MUMBLING IN SLEEP]

DAD?

KIMMY?

ARE YOU THERE?

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT NUMBERS.

OH.

HELP HAS ARRIVED, DAD.

UM...

WHO'S THE BIG GUY?

BURN BERMAN, CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.

AND MY HERO!

WELL, IT'S A START.

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