Original subtitles

??

[THUNDER]

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, PER YOUR REQUEST,

WE ARE HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE TODAY.

UH, MR B., YEAH, I THINK THAT REQUEST WAS LAST WEEK,

YOU KNOW, WHEN IT WAS NICE OUT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

THE BUREAUCRATIC NIGHTMARE ENTAILED

IN HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE?

FEEL LUCKY WE'RE DOING IT AT ALL!

WE ARE SUCH LUCKY DUCKS.

NO, THEY ARE.

[QUACKING]

A REMINDER... YOUR CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT

IS DUE IN ONE WEEK.

I TRUST EVERYONE HAS USED THE LAST 5 WEEKS WISELY.

HUH?!

[SPOON CLINKING]

OH!

YEAH!

HEH. I WAS, UH...

I... I WAS WORKING ON ANOTHER PROJECT.

D-DID YOU START YOURS, K.P.?

UM, RON? I FINISHED IT.

3 1/2 WEEKS AGO.

OH, MAN, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOPIC.

WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.

YEAH, I KNOW,

I KEPT WAITING FOR IT TO WRITE ITSELF.

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE AUTO...

WELL, NEVER MIND.

I KNOW!

I'LL WRITE ABOUT OUR FIRST MISSION!

THAT'S WHAT MINE'S ABOUT.

COOL!

YOU CAN'T COPY IT. OH.

HUH?

HEY, BUDDY, THAT'S IT!

WHAT'S IT?

MY TOPIC! HOW RON MET RUFUS!

DIDN'T YOU JUST GET HIM ON SALE AT SMARTY MART?

IT'S CREATIVE WRITING, KIMBO.

I'LL SPICE IT UP.

I HAVE NO DOUBT.

[BEEPING]

WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?

ARE YOU SITTING IN THE RAIN?

[QUACKING] CLASS OUTSIDE. DON'T ASK.

WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALREADY SOAKED,

DRAKKEN'S GOT A NEW HOVER LAIR

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

MORE WATER? SWELL.

FOR YOUR RIDE, I SET YOU UP WITH...

GLOBAL JUSTICE?

HMM. THEY MADE GOOD TIME.

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

I'M TELLING YOU, MISS POSSIBLE,

GLOBAL JUSTICE HAS SEARCHED AND SCANNED THIS WHOLE AREA.

DR. DRAKKEN IS NOT HERE.

WADE SAYS HE'S HERE. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, WADE?

ABSOLUTELY.

I HAD A SOLID LOCK ON HIS HOVER LAIR

UNTIL, YOU KNOW, IT VANISHED.

BETTER GET A CLOSER LOOK.

READY, RON?

SURE.

WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?

AAH! AAH!

AAH! OH, MAN!

K.P.! MY SODA!

WE'LL GET YOU A REFILL LATER.

NO, LOOK!

WAY TO GO, RON.

KNOCK, KNOCK!

HA HA. WHO'S THERE?

INVISIBLE LAYER.

INVISIBLE LAYER WHO?

INVISIBLE LAYER RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

LET'S BUST THE BAD GUYS.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE THAT WORKS.

I PRESUME THAT WE CONTINUE

TO ELUDE GLOBAL JUSTICE'S SEARCH PARTIES?

IN STEALTH MODE, WE ARE COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE!

HA HA!

LOOKS LIKE ONE GLOBAL JUSTICE SKYCRAFT

HASN'T GIVEN UP THE SEARCH.

WHAT A BUFFOON!

HEY! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BUFFOON!

I'D SAY SO. UNH!

YOU'RE TOO LATE, KIM POSSIBLE,

FOR WHILE SHEGO KEEPS YOU BUSY,

I SHALL LAUNCH MY HYPERTRONIC DEVASTATOR DRONE!

WAIT. NO COUNTDOWN?

NO. NO, HE'S ACTUALLY LEARNING.

DURING THE TIME IT TAKES THE COMPUTER VOICE

TO COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO DEFEAT ME.

NOT ANYMORE.

UH, DUDE? IS THIS IMPORTANT?

THEY GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT!

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

YEAH, WELL, WE ACTUALLY SNUCK IN

BY CLIMBING UP YOUR... WHATEVER IT IS.

HYPERTRONIC DEVASTATOR DRONE.

YES. AND I SLIPPED,

AND I HAD TO KIND OF GRAB ONTO SOMETHING, AND, YEAH,

IT KIND OF SNAPPED OFF.

WITHOUT THE GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT,

THE DRONE WILL...

INSTANTLY CRASH.

YOU BUFFOON!

AH. I DO WHAT I CAN.

HYAH!

AAH!

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.

GOOD CALL.

AH, NOW I SEE IT.

Kim: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HOW WE LET DRAKKEN AND SHEGO GET AWAY.

ON THE UPSIDE, G.J. DID CAPTURE ALL THE HENCHMEN.

AND DRAKKEN WAS FOILED.

NOT CAPTURED, BUT FOILED.

YAY!

OH, I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT

TILL DRAKKEN'S NEXT TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD SCHEME.

EXCELLENT, LUTZ. NOW TAKE THE SHAMPOO AND LATHER.

I... I ALREADY SHOWERED THIS MORNING BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE.

THIS IS SCIENCE, LUTZ. WHAT YOU DID OR DIDN'T DO

UNDER UNCONTROLLED CONDITIONS IS NOT RELEVANT!

YEAH, BUT IF YOU SHAMPOO TOO FREQUENTLY,

IT CAN DRY OUT YOUR FOLLICLES,

GIVE YOU WICKED SPLIT ENDS, YOU KNOW?

LUTZ! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!

LUTZ! JUST PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.

I WAS JUST, UH...

LUTZ!

LUTZ? HUH?

OH... HMM, LET'S SEE.

UH, YOU'RE A CHICKEN. CLUCK, LUTZ.

[CLUCKING]

HA HA HA HA HA!

IT WORKED! YES!

ALL WE HAVE TO DO, SHEGO,

IS PUT DR. B's BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.

IN EVERY STORE, AND THE WORLD WILL SOON BE MY PAWN!

HA HA HA HA HA! ISN'T THAT... SHEGO?

HEY! I WAS LISTENING TO THAT!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

AH, HIP-HOP. I DON'T GET IT. WHERE'S THE TUNE?

OH, HOW'S OPERATION GETTING-MORE-RIDICULOUS- BY-THE-DAY GOING?

HMM. SEE FOR YOURSELF, YE OF LITTLE FAITH.

[CLUCKING]

WHAT ASPECT OF THE CHICKEN DANCE

IS SUPPOSED TO WOW ME?

IT'S JUST A DEMONSTRATION!

THE POINT IS, HIS PERSONALITY IS PUTTY TO ME.

"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."

AREN'T YOU BEING A LITTLE TOO UP FRONT HERE?

TRUTH IN LABELLING LAWS, SHEGO.

I'M A SUPERVILLAIN, NOT A CORPORATE SHYSTER.

NOW I MUST PUT ON MY MARKETING HAT

AND MOVE SOME PRODUCT.

Drakken: DOES YOUR SHAMPOO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS?

MINE DOES.

DR. DRAKKEN'S BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.

FEEL LIKE A NEW YOU.

NOW AVAILABLE AT SMARTY MART,

WHERE SMART SHOPPERS SHOP SMART.

WHEN RON MET RUFUS: NOTES.

RON, TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE HAD TO COME TO SMARTY MART?

RESEARCH, KIM. GOTTA RECREATE THE EVENT UP HERE.

[COUGHS]

[SIGHS]

OH, COME ON. I TOLD YOU, RUFUS,

WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TOYS. THIS IS FOR ART.

CAN WE GO?

OH, AND I NEED TO GET SOME OINTMENT FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS. YEAH.

NEED I BOTHER WITH THE, "EW, UGH,"

OR IS IT A GIVEN?

SITCH ME, WADE.

HEY, WADE, UH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TOENAIL FUNGUS?

EW! UGH!

YEP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

KIM, DRAKKEN'S UP TO SOMETHING HUGE. HE'S SELLING A...

SHAMPOO?

YEAH. YOU HEARD? I SEE.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HYPNOTIZE ANYONE WHO USES IT

TO DO WHATEVER DRAKKEN SAYS.

"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."

HMM, POINTS FOR FULL DISCLOSURE.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, NOBODY'S BUYING IT.

THE PRODUCT IS A BOMB.

MAYBE IT'S HIS PICTURE ON THE BOTTLE.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

IF THE SHAMPOO DOESN'T START SELLING SOON,

THE STORES WILL RETURN THEIR STOCK. END OF PLOT.

WOW. DRAKKEN IS SELF-FOILING NOW.

SPANKIN'.

HMM! I DON'T GET IT!

WHAT WENT WRONG?

HMM, I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU THINK MAYBE IT WAS YOUR PICTURE ON THE BOTTLE?

[CLUCKING]

[GASPS]

CAN WE CUT THE HIP-HOP WHILE I'M RANTING?!

[MUSIC PLAYING] WHO IS THIS ANYWAY?

HMM, GOOD BEAT...

DECENT RHYMES.

AH, THIS M.C. HONEY HAS EXPENSIVE TASTES.

SHE'S JUST GOING ON AND ON ABOUT ALL THE STUFF SHE CAN BUY WITH HER "BANK."

AND PEOPLE BUY BRANDS THAT GET MENTIONED IN SONGS, UNLIKE YOURS.

[GASPS]

THAT'S IT! WHAT'S IT?

I NEED TO GET MY BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO INTO A HOT RAP.

THAT'LL HOOK THE KIDS.

SAY WHAT?!

HMM, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MENTION MY SHAMPOO IN ONE OF YOUR RAPS.

YOU'D REALLY BE DOING ME A SOLID.

"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY"?! I DON'T THINK SO.

WELL, BUT...

PERHAPS IF YOU TRY THE PRODUCT,

YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND?

I DON'T THINK SO!

BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY PLAN!

[SNAPS]

FOOL!

AHH...

I CANNOT BELIEVE

YOU ACTUALLY MET M.C. HONEY,

AND DIDN'T GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH.

I WAS FOCUSING ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD INSTEAD.

ONE HAS TO WONDER ABOUT MY PRIORITIES.

SO WHAT NOW?

DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE.

OK, WELL, FINE, FINE.

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. SEE YOU MONDAY.

IT'S FRIDAY?

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. CHECK THE CALENDAR.

OH, NO. OH, NO. COME ON!

IT'S FRIDAY, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

KARAOKE NIGHT.

? I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL ?

? STUCK IN THE CANYON ?

? IN AN ELEVATOR ?

? DO YOU EVEN LISTEN ?

? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ?

? WHOA, WHOA ?

? HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ?

? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? ?

? HELLO ?

THANK YOU! HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU'RE TOO KIND.

PLEASE TELL ME WE CAN LEAVE NOW.

FORGET IT! I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT!

YOU KNOW, AFTER ESTEEM GOES SOUTH,

NOTHING CHEERS ME UP LIKE KARAOKE NIGHT.

WHEN I HOLD THAT MIC

AND LOOK OUT AT THE AUDIENCE,

I FEEL SO ALIVE! IT'S ELECTRIC!

YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S THE ANSWER.

SING THE WORLD INTO SUBMISSION.

[GASPS]

SHEGO, THAT'S IT! YES! REALLY!

NO, THIS TIME. TRUST ME.

WHAT?

AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS THE EVIL GENIUS.

YOU'RE BRILLIANT!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHO NEEDS M.C. WHAT'S-HER-NAME?

OH, NO. I CAN MAKE SURE

THAT MY SHAMPOO IS MOST WANTED.

OH, PLEASE, NO. I WILL BECOME

A HIP-HOP STAR!

HOW'S THE CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT GOING?

PROGRESSING NICELY, THANK YOU.

STILL HAVEN'T STARTED?

THE CREATIVE PART, YES.

NOT SO MUCH THE WRITING PART.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

AMERICAN STARMAKER!

I THINK I KNOW WHY PROGRESS IS SLOW.

Talent judge: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TALENT,

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED THIS EVENING.

YOU WATCH THIS?

ONLY WHEN IT'S ON. POINT?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE JUDGE IS SO RUDE AND... AND MEAN,

IT KIND OF MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.

THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT IT!

THE SKIN CRAWLING-ES-NESS-NESS!

NOT ONLY CAN'T YOU SING,

YOUR CLOTHES ARE SIMPLY DREADFUL,

AND YOUR FREAKISH OVERBITE FRIGHTENS SMALL MAMMALS.

[GASPS]

MY SKIN? EW. CRAWLING.

NEXT UP, A YOUNG LADY

WITH A VOICE THAT COULD MELT FLESH.

HE'S TOUGH, BUT COOL.

WAIT. SHH!

? NO, I DIDN'T JUST ?

? ROLL OUT OF BED ?

? THIS IS THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD ?

? DON'T BE FOOLED OR MISLED ?

? THIS IS THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD... ?

SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED 5 MINUTES AT KARAOKE NIGHT.

WHATEVER. SHE WILL BE FAMOUS TOMORROW.

YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT'S IT!

REALLY! REALLY IT THIS TIME!

OH, NO.

I'LL LAUNCH MY MUSICAL CAREER

ON AMERICAN STARMAKER!

BADA BING! INSTANT FAME!

FOR 15 MINUTES.

THAT'S ALL I NEED.

[HUMMING]

HELLO.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

ARE YOU THE PRODUCER OF AMERICAN STARMAKER?

LOOK, BUDDY, AUDITIONS FOR NEXT SEASON START IN JULY.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M TAKIN' A STEAM.

OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE ON IT NEXT SEASON,

I'M THINKING THIS WEEK.

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

I THINK I CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

I NEED TO COOL OFF.

YES, A NICE SHOWER IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED.

NOW, ABOUT MY SLOT ON YOUR SHOW.

Ron: ALL RIGHT, SO, TIME IS RUNNING OUT,

BUT I WILL NOT PANIC, K.P.

YOU'RE PANICKING, AREN'T YOU?

TOTALLY! RON, WHY DO YOU

DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

KIM, PROCRASTINATION IS ONE OF THE FEW SKILLS I'VE MASTERED.

DON'T SLAM IT!

OH, LOOK! TV!

OUR NEXT VICTIM GOES BY THE NAME OF DR. DEEZ.

OH, JOY.

YOU, WHAT UP, DOG?

NO!

IT CAN'T BE.

AND YET, IT IS.

YOU THINK YOUR SKIN WAS CRAWLING BEFORE?

[BEEPING]

KIM, ARE YOU WATCHING?

YEP, BUT NOT BELIEVING.

OH! TOO BAD!

WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR THIS WEEK,

BUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST OFF THE BLOCK NEXT TIME.

AND I CAN'T WAIT.

BUT...

WADE?

I'M ON IT, KIM.

I'LL START WORKING MY SOURCES.

MAN, I WISH I HAD SOURCES.

THE PROJECT'S DUE MONDAY, AND YOU HAVE A TITLE?

OK, I LIED ABOUT THE TITLE THING,

BUT I HAVE A TOPIC IN MY POCKET.

ME!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

CLASS. OH, RIGHT.

ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT I GOT

ON OUR AMERICAN STARMAKER.

REMEMBER THAT BOGUS SHAMPOO DRAKKEN TRIED TO SELL?

UH-HUH. THE ONE NO ONE BOUGHT.

WELL, HE'S PLANNING ON PLUGGING IT IN HIS SONG.

AND THE POINT WOULD BE?

STUFF TALKED ABOUT IN HIS SONG BECOMES HOT AND COOL.

SO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL SNAP UP DRAKKEN'S SHAMPOO

JUST BECAUSE HE RAPS ABOUT IT?

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH AMERICAN STARMAKER.

PLUS, IF DRAKKEN ACTUALLY WINS,

HE'LL GET A RECORD CONTRACT, MOVIE DEAL, WHO KNOWS?

WHO DOES KNOW?

HMM. WE'VE GOTTA PULL DRAKKEN'S PLUG.

HERE YOU GO, BUDDY, CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO.

MMM! NACKO!

FOCUS ON THE DEADLINE, RON.

I'M WORKING ON THE WRITING ASSIGNMENT, OK?

I WAS TALKING ABOUT DRAKKEN ON TV TOMORROW NIGHT.

OH, THAT. YEAH, OK, LOOK,

THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?

YOU NEED TO GO ON THAT SHOW AND WIN.

BEAT DRAKKEN AT HIS OWN GAME.

[GULPS]

THAT'S THE ONLY THINK WE CAN DO, HUH?

THINK ABOUT IT, K.P.

YOU BLEW THEM AWAY AT LAST YEAR'S TALENT SHOW.

ADMITTEDLY, I WON.

BUT YOU WERE A VERY STRONG SECOND.

MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

BUT THIS IS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, RON.

AND THE JUDGE IS SO MEAN.

KIM, YOU FOIL SUPERFREAKS ON A DAILY BASIS,

AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT SOME SNARKY TV PRETTY BOY?

HUH?

WELL, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

Judge: LISTEN, THANKS FOR THAT SHAMPOO.

I FEEL SO UNBELIEVABLY MELLOW!

YOU HEAR THAT, SHEGO?

MELLOW.

HEY, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.

IN THE BAG, SHEGO. BELIEVE THE HYPE.

I KNOW I'M GONNA REGRET SAYING THIS,

BUT I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED

"SO DUMB IT JUST MIGHT WORK."

WORD UP, SHEGO.

RON, THIS IS SO DUMB, IT CAN'T WORK.

YEAH, RIGHT, CHILL DOWN. IT'LL WORK.

"YO, LISTEN UP. HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON"?

I WANTED IT TO SOUND LIKE ME.

WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT FOR SOUND LIKE ENGLISH?

WELCOME AND GOOD EVENING.

FIRST UP, I THINK THIS GUY HAS A LOT OF TALENT

AND COULD GO ALL THE WAY.

DR. DEEZ!

WHAT GOT INTO HIM?

OH, OR ONTO HIM.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SHEGO, GIVE ME A BEAT.

[SILENCE]

YES. SHEGO?

GIVE ME A BEAT, SHEGO.

SHEGO! [FEEDBACK]

FINE! HMM!

IF YOU WANT A BEAT DONE RIGHT...

[BEATBOXING]

? YO, YO, YO, I USED TO BE DREW ?

? ONE DAY I TURNED BLUE ?

? AS A SWEET, CHEWY BERRY IT MAKES ME LOOK SCARY ?

? THEN I PONYTAIL MY HAIR ?

? HE GOT ME A NASTY SCAR ?

? AND A FUNKY FRESH FLYING CAR ?

? NOW DRU BE DR. DRAKKEN ?

? SO QUIT THAT YACKIN' ?

? THINK I'M OUT? HA! I'M BACK IN! ?

? MY LITTLE SIDEKICK SHEGO ?

? SHE KICKS ME IN MY EGO ?

? GOTS A FREAKY GLOWING HAND ?

? MY FRESH SUPER GENIUS PLAN ?

? MAKES ME DO MY DEFEAT DANCE ?

? WORKED OUT ALL COMMAND ?

? AAH! IT GOT BACK ?

? HAD DREAMS TO RULE THE WORLD ?

? OR BUILD A BETTER ROBOT GIRL ?

? ALL END IN REJECTION SO AFTER INTROSPECTION ?

? I'VE TURNED MY CAREER IN ANOTHER DIRECTION ?

? THANKS TO ONE ON THAT TEAM ?

? MR. MEAN IS SQUEAKY CLEAN ?

? THOUGH MY FACE IS STILL BLUE ?

? TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO ?

? SELL YOU ALL SOME FREAKY SHAMPOO ?

? LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ?

? IT'S TIME TO WASH OUR HAIR TODAY ?

? YOU MAY THINK I'M A VILLAIN ?

? YO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ?

? COME ON, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY ?

? LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ?

? I'M A PLAYER JUST PLAYING HIS PLAY ?

? MY PRODUCT'S IN A RAP SONG ?

? COME TO GET YOUR WASH ON ?

? WITH DR. D.'s BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ?

? AND CRANIUM RINSE ?

? FO SHIZZIE, IT'S OFF THE HIZZIE ?

HA! I KNEW HE WAS ACTING TOO NICE.

AW, DON'T WORRY, KIMMIE.

I'M STILL NASTY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LOVELY! SIMPLY LOVELY!

OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND.

BUT ACCORDING TO OUR COMPUTERS,

AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED,

WE HAVE ONE FINAL CONTESTANT TO CHALLENGE YOU,

KIM POSSIBLE.

WHAT?

UNH! HYAH!

OH, WHERE IS KIM?

THIS IS THE TALENT SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN.

HEH HEH. COME ON! SING IT!

SING MY PAPER? SING MY PAPER?

YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT THERE AND SING MY PAPER?!

OK.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

AHEM! AHEM!

? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, HIT IT ?

? YO, LISTEN UP, HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON ?

? NAKED MOLE RAP IS THE NAME OF THE SONG ?

? HERE'S THE STORY IN ALL ITS GLORY ?

? AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN' YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS ?

? HOW RON MET RUFUS ?

? NEVER HEARD A CAT BARK, NEVER HEARD A PUPPY PURR ?

? MY DAD'S ALLERGIC TO EVERY KIND OF FUR ?

? SO I SEARCHED FOR HAIRLESS PETS ON THE INTERNET ?

? SAW A J-PEG OF A PINK THING ?

? GONNA NEED SUNSCREEN ?

? WHAT IS THAT? ?

? THAT FREAKY THING ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? COME ON, Y'ALL, LET THE GIRLIES SING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? WHAT IS THAT? THAT FREAKY THING? ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? HEY, WAIT, I CAN'T HEAR THE GIRLS SING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? YOU KICK IT ALL NIGHT ?

? NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ?

? I HEARD SMARTY MART WAS HAVING A SALE ?

? ON A HAIRLESS PINK RODENT WITH A LONG SKINNY TAIL ?

THAT'S ME!

? SEEMS TO ME THIS COULD BE A SOLUTION ?

? THE PERFECT PET FOR MY DAD'S SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION ?

? SO THE MANAGER CAME TO OPEN THE CAGE ?

? HE SAID, "YOU KNOW THIS PET'S HAIRLESS" ?

? I SAID I COULDN'T CARE LESS ?

? HANDED HIM TO ME SAID ?

? "BE CAREFUL, DON'T DROP IT" ?

? AND "DO YOU WANT THIS CAGE?" ?

? NO. I'LL KEEP HIM IN MY POCKET ? YAY!

? WHAT IS THAT? THAT FREAKY THING? ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? COME ON, Y'ALL, LET THE GIRLS SING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

YAY!

UNH! UNH!

? WHAT IS THAT? THAT FREAKY THING? ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? GONNA BUY ME SOME BLING BLING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ?

? BOO-YA! ? ? CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ?

? BOO-YA ?

? LOOK AT THE CAMERA, SAY, "CHEESE!" ?

? CHEESE ? ? SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ?

? SAY, "CHEESE!" ?

? WE GO TO BUENO NACHO, CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO ?

? ALWAYS GRANDE SIZE, WHY NOT, I'M BUYING ?

? RUFUS IN MY POCKET ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP IT ?

? CAN'T TOP IT, DON'T DROP IT ?

? YOU MIGHT JUST POP IT ?

? RUFUS AND RON STOPPABLE ?

? WITH OUR BEST FRIEND KIM POSSIBLE ?

? WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANY ATTACK ?

? I SAY, "YO, K.P., WE GOT YOUR BACK" ?

HYAH!

? WHAT IS THAT? THAT FREAKY THING? ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? COME ON, Y'ALL, LET THE GIRLIES SING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? WHAT IS THAT SUPER FREAKY THING? ?

? YES, THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? COME ON, Y'ALL, LET THE GIRLIES SING ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

? LISTEN TO THE NAKED MOLE RAP ?

MMWAH! BYE-BYE.

B-MINUS,

BUT I MEAN THAT IN THE NICEST WAY.

SO, I WIN?

SADLY, NO. WHAT?!

WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT,

YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED. SAYS WHO?!

THE POLICE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS,

BUT THEY'VE CONFISCATED YOUR WAREHOUSE

AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU.

AAH!

Kim: YOU MAY NOT RAP, WADE,

BUT YOU ROCK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OH, WELL, IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT THIS,

BUT THAT WAS BOTH CREATIVE AND AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.

YO, THE GUY ON THE TV GAVE ME A B-MINUS.

FINE. B-MINUS.

HA! YOU CAN'T SPELL INSPIRATION

WITHOUT PROCRASTINATION!

UH, YES, YOU CAN.

WELL, NOT THE "ATION" PART.

BOO-YA!

BOO-YA!

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0