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? OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ?

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPS]

Girl: AAH!

AAH!

SO I SAID TO HIM, I WAS, LIKE...

[GASPS]

IMPOSSIBLE!

All: AAH!

NO, IT CAN'T BE.

YOU HAVE AN OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK!

MISS HATCHET, I CAN EXPLAIN.

SHH! QUIET! I HAVE A ZERO TARDINESS POLICY.

UNTIL THIS BOOK IS RETURNED,

YOUR CHEERLEADING ACTIVITIES ARE SUSPENDED!

IN THE MEANTIME,

I WILL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL

IN LIBRARY LOCK-UP!

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WON'T BE GOING TO THE SEMI-FINALS.

SO NOT THE DRAMA, BONNIE.

I'M SURE THE BOOK'S IN MY LOCKER.

THE BOOK'S NOT IN MY LOCKER.

THIS IS SO THE DRAMA.

K.P., JUST HEARD.

KICKED OFF THE CHEER SQUAD. GIVE ME THE BIG.

AWW.

OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK.

OVERDUE? BUT YOU ALWAYS RETURN YOUR BOOKS.

NO TIME FOR CHIT-CHAT, RON.

MY CHEER CAREER'S AT STAKE.

MAYBE I LEFT THE BOOK IN CHEM LAB.

K.P. DOESN'T LOSE THINGS. MM-MM.

I LOSE THINGS. MM-HMM.

ALL THE TIME. OH, MAN. I DIDN'T!

RON, LET'S GO. MISSION TIME.

BE RIGHT THERE!

AH, STUPID STRAPS!

HMM.

A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE!

HA HA HA! CHEESE!

AH, SOUNDS LIKE A PAGE-TURNER.

WELL, K.P. WON'T MIND IF I BORROW IT.

RON? EVIL DOESN'T FIGHT ITSELF.

THAT WAS A MONTH AGO.

I REMEMBER PUTTING IT IN MY BACKPACK,

BUT WHICH MISSION DID I TAKE IT ON?

[SQUEALS]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, RON?

YEAH. RIGHT AFTER I PUT THE BOOK IN MY BACKPACK,

WE WENT AFTER KILLIGAN... I THINK.

Wade: SO, WHAT IS THIS BOOK, ANYWAY?

A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOUDA READ. HA HA!

COME ON. SERIOUS BIZ HERE, WADE. CUT THE CHEESE JOKES.

DID YOU SAY, "CUT THE..." HA HA. YEAH.

LOOK, JUST KEEP THIS ALL BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?

KIM WOULD FREAK IF SHE KNEW. GOTCHA.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I GOT ANOTHER CALL. I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO.

HELLO? HEY, RON.

[GASPS] K.P.

AAH!

UH. PTOO! HEY, KIM.

LOOK, I REALLY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I'M, UH...

JUST GOT A SEC. I'M STUCK IN LIBRARY LOCK-UP

WITH MISS HATCHET.

ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY

IF I WAS SNIPPY YESTERDAY.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I LOST THE BOOK.

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I TOOK IT AND LOST IT FOR YOU.

I MEAN...

OH, HEY. UH, GOTTA GO.

DAD'S LOCKED IN THE GARAGE AGAIN.

NEED TO GET HIM OUT BEFORE HE RUNS OUT OF... CLOTHES.

RUNS OUT OF CLOTHES?

MISS POSSIBLE, THE HATCHET DECIMAL SYSTEM

ISN'T THERE FOR YOU TO WASTE TIME JABBERING!

HATCHET DECIMAL SYSTEM?

DON'T YOU MEAN DEW...

HA! YOU WISH.

START ORGANIZING!

[BAGPIPES PLAY]

HMM? HMM.

COAST CLEAR.

YOU CHECK UNDER THE FURNITURE,

I'LL SCAN THE BOOKCASES.

[RUFUS CHATTERING]

HMM.

NOPE. NO.

OW! PAPERCUT!

[SNIFFS]

[SHRIEKS]

NO. AH... IT'S NOT HERE.

[SNIFFS]

AAH! NOXIOUS GAS!

UHH!

[COUGHING]

DUFF'S ON TO US.

TRIED TO... UHH... POISON US.

[COUGHING]

WHO BE GOIN' THERE?

EYES SWELLING... AHH!

NOSE BURNING...

AHH...

TONGUE FLAILING...

AHH...

LOOK, THAT POSSIBLE LASS' DIP IT.

THAT ODOR!

YOU MEAN MY LUNCH?

LUNCH? AYE...

I MADE A BATCH OF ME GRAM KILLIGAN'S HAGGIS.

AND IN MY CASTLE,

NOBODY SAYS NAY TO ME DEARIE GRAM'S HAGGIS. HEH HEH HEH.

AAH! AAH!

[BELCH]

HOW MANY TIMES IS SOMEONE GONNA FEED ME SHEEP'S LUNGS

COOKED IN ITS OWN STOMACH

BEFORE THEY GET THAT I DON'T LIKE IT?

EH EH EH...

AH! HE'S BACK

WITH LEFTOVERS. HIDE.

HOLD UP, RON. IT'S ME.

WADE?

FIGURED YOU COULD USE SOME HELP FINDING THAT BOOK.

PLUS, IT GIVES ME A CHANCE

TO TRY OUT MY NEW WADE BOT 2.0.

LOOKS THE SAME TO ME. WHAT'S THE...

STEALTH MODE.

OH, COME ON, WADE, SLAP IT.

[WHACK] AH-AH!

OOH, TOO HARD?

A LITTLE.

Wade: I MAKE 2 FIGURES INSIDE:

DRAKKEN AND SHEGO.

I'M ALSO PICKING UP SOME PRETTY BIG POWER READINGS.

NOW THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE

AS I ACTIVATE MY CENTRIFUGAL OSCILLATOR

AND CONTROL THE EARTH'S ORBIT!

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM, HUH?

EASY MISTAKE.

WHO KNEW THIS THING TOOK BATTERIES?

SHEGO, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SNOOPING AROUND THE LAB?

PUH-LEEZE! I'M TOASTING HERE.

HUH? UH-OH!

[GASP] THE WEASEL THING!

EH-UHH! EH!

ACTIVATING STEALTH MODE.

UM, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU, BUT DID YOU NOTICE

HOW THAT DOESN'T HELP ME?!

YOU'RE TOO LATE, SIDEKICK.

THE NAME'S RON!

LIKE I CARE.

Ron: GOT IT!

BOOYA IS IN THE HOUSE.

[GASP] AAH!

SO YOUR TV FOLLOWS YOU AROUND?

WHATEVER.

WHERE'S POSSIBLE?

SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

WHOA-HO-HO THERE. NEVER SAID SHE WAS.

OOH! HEH HEH HEH!

[SUCKING IN AIR]

AWKWARD.

I GOT ONE MORE CABINET TO CHECK.

GRRRR!

HUH?

GAH-AH!

AH HA HA HA!

WITNESS THE MIGHT OF MY CENTRIFUGAL... OW!

AH! OW OW OW!

HEY, NO BOOK.

NEXT STOP...

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKING]

[SQUEAKING]

[GASP]

HEY, WADE.

WHAT'S UP, KIM?

I'M WONDERING IF YOU'VE HEARD FROM RON?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY.

AAH! AAH! OH, MY, IT'S GOT ME!!

OH, MAN, IT'S GOT ME! [RAWWRRR]

RON? UM... HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP.

HA HA! WITH MY MUTAGENIC PLANTS,

I WILL GROW A NEW WORLD, A WORLD THAT I CONTROL.

AH HA HA HA HA!

HELP! ZORT! ZORT!

OH, THEY HURT WITH THEIR POKERS!

HELP!

HEY, WASN'T THAT... A SCREAM?

UH, YEAH. HEH HEH. PLAYIN' SOME VIDEO GAMES.

HELP! AAH!

[CRASH]

OOH, SORRY, GUYS.

WHAT VIDEO GAME?

Ron: POSIES?

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE POSIES?!

UH... POLLINATOR, BONUS ROUND. GOTTA GO.

AH... AHEM! AHEM!

EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

BUSTED.

I SEE WE STILL HAVE TIME FOR CHIT-CHAT, KIMBERLY ANN!

I'LL KEEP THAT WAGGLING TONGUE OF YOURS BUSY!

[GRUNTS]

Kim: LABELS?

ONE FOR EVERY BOOK!

AH HA HA HA HA!

BUT I...

NO.

EW.

GORCHIE.

NO ONLY DO WE KNOW

I DIDN'T LEAVE THE BOOK IN DEMENTOR'S LAB,

BUT CHRYSANTHEMUMS?

A LOT OF ATTITUDE GOING ON THERE.

AW, PLANTS, PHOOEY! PBBT!

IT LOOKS LIKE THE NEXT PLACE

IS LORD MONKEY FIST'S.

UH-OH, MONKEYS.

EW, NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FUR ITSELF.

HMM.

WHAT'S HE DOING DOWN THERE?

USUAL STUFF: TAKE OVER THE WORLD,

"I WANT TO BE THE MONKEY KING,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM.

SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING?

EYES ON THE PRIZE, WADE.

TODAY DAWNS THE AGE OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS

WITH ME AS SUPREME MONKEY KING!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

All: OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

TOLD YA. MONKEY KING. SO PREDICTABLE.

RON, ARE YOU SURE YOU TOOK THIS BOOK ON A MISSION?

DUDE, YEAH, I...

SCORE! THERE IT IS! I TOLD YOU I'D FIND IT! NEENER!

[SNAP SNAP]

FETCH ME THE ANCIENT TEXT.

[ROARS]

THE BOOK!

THEY'RE STEALING THE ANCIENT TEXT!

NINJAS, ATTACK!

UH-OH!

HUH? WHAT? JUST STOP DOING THAT!

AAH!

RON STOPPABLE.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER GETS MY NAME RIGHT.

I RESPECT THAT.

BE THAT AS IT MAY,

BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS!

AAH! WHAT SORT OF MAGIC IS THIS?

THE BEST KIND.

SCIENCE! SCIENCE!

AAH!

GOTTA GET THAT BOOK!

HYAH, HYAH, HYAH! HA!

AAH!

MY BACKPACK!

RON, YOU HAD KIM'S BOOK WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!

OH, HA HA. WOW.

GUESS I NEVER TOOK IT OUT OF MY BACKPACK.

HEH HEH. THAT'S GOOD NEWS, HUH, WADE?

THE ANCIENT TEXT. NOW.

AAH!

MY MONKEY IDOLS!

RIGHTEOUS MONKEY MOVES, LITTLE BUDDY!

[GIGGLES]

BOOYA!

[KIM LICKS LABEL]

MY LIPS ARE NUMB.

RON?

SHH.

[GASPS]

HMM? THE LIBRARY'S CLOSED!

UM, YES, HELLO!

I JUST WANTED TO CHECK OUT THIS BOOK

A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE.

OOH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

IT WAS RIGHT HERE ON THE SHELF ALL ALONG!

LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE, MISS HATCHET.

THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

APPARENTLY, THE HATCHET DECIMAL SYSTEM IS FLAWED.

HARDLY! HMPH.

WELL, IT APPEARS YOU'RE FREE TO GO...

FOR NOW...

BUT THERE WILL COME A DAY WHEN YOU'LL FORGET TO RETURN A BOOK

AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

WOW. SHE'S WOUND PRETTY TIGHT, HUH?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

OH, HEY, WHILE YOU WERE STUCK IN LIBRARY LOCK-UP,

RUFUS AND I WERE OUT SAVING THE WORLD FROM MONKEY FIST.

REALLY?

YEP. HE WAS GONNA USE THIS ANCIENT TEXT

TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

UH, RON, THIS IS MY OVERDUE CHEESE BOOK.

WHERE IS THE...

AAH! OH... NO.

Miss Hatchet: AAH! AAH! AAH!

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

[GIRL SCREAMS]

[HORNS HONK]

[CAR ALARMS]

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU PARK IT HERE?

H-HEY! AAH!

WHOA!

JUST A LITTLE DOOR DING!

[GASPS] [GASPS]

NEVER MIND. [BEEP BEEP BEEP]

WHAT EXACTLY IS THE SITCH, WADE?

I'M PICKING UP SOME SERIOUS GEOLOGIC EVENTS.

SINKHOLES REPORTED ALL OVER TOWN,

BUT I CAN'T TRACE THE EPICENTER.

KEEP ON IT. [RUMBLE]

K.P., IT'S STARTING AGAIN!

[SIGHS]

SHAKING, SHAKING!

AND NOW THERE'S TUGGING!

OH, WHY IS THERE TUGGING?!

RON?

YOU CAN GET OUT NOW.

HEH, SERIOUSLY, K.P.,

IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A LITTLE NATURAL DISASTER

TO HARSH MY CHILL.

AAIYA!

A TREE SPIDER! TREE SPIDER!

AAH! AAH!

[BELL RINGS]

SO, YESTERDAY'S SINKING FEELING WASN'T EARTHQUAKE-ISH?

NO FAULT LINES ANYWHERE NEAR THERE.

THEN AT LEAST NO ONE GOT HURT.

HELLO?

TREE SPIDER BITE?

OHH, PLEASE.

RON, THAT'S A ZIT.

YEAH. SPIDER BITE ZIT. IT'S LIKE A BULL'S-EYE TO THEM.

ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED.

YOUR WEB SITE GOT A HIT FROM PROFESSOR AKARI'S OFFICE.

BUG... BUG... BUG GUY?

Wade: THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN.

AH, KIM POSSIBLE. WELCOME.

CREEPING, CRAWLING, EVERYWHERE.

STILL WITH THE BUG ISSUES.

YES. YES! SO I'VE GOT BUG ISSUES!

I'VE GOT THE SPILLIE WILLIES!

THIS DOES NOT SOUND NORMAL.

FOR RON, THIS IS NORMAL.

OH, LIKE, LIVING WITH BUGS IS NORMAL!

WHOEVER BROKE IN KNEW HOW TO BYPASS MY SECURITY SYSTEM.

I JUST HOPE THEY DIDN'T...

THEY DID!

THE ROFLAX!

ROFLAX?

A SONIC PULSE EMITTER THAT ENCOURAGES THE GROWTH

OF HEALTHY EXOSKELETONS IN INSECTS.

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT?!

OH! OHH! AAH... AAH!

DID YOU GET THAT, WADE?

SONIC PULSES. I'M ON IT.

ANY IDEAS ON WHO MIGHT HAVE TAKEN IT?

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE.

NOBODY? NOPE. NOT A SINGLE... WELL...

THERE WAS MY EX-LAB ASSISTANT

CHESTER YAPSBE.

I HAD TO LET HIM GO.

HE WAS FULL OF CRAZY IDEAS.

WE HAD AN EPIC ARGUMENT, MUCH SHOUTING, FIST SHAKING,

BUT YOU DON'T THINK CHESTER...

YEAH, I THINK CHESTER.

OK, NOT DIGGIN' THIS.

[MOANS]

WADE SAID HE TRACKED UNDERGROUND PULSES NEAR HERE.

BUT IN A SEWER?

OOH, PEE-YEW!

THAT'S NO SEWER LINE.

Y-YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THERE ARE ANY...

BUGS? COME ON, RON.

BUGS ARE NO BIG, LITERALLY.

YOU FLICK 'EM.

SOMETHING'S CRAWLING ON ME. FLICK IT!

HELLO! HA HA HA HA!

RON, MEET RUFUS. HI.

RUFUS, RON.

NO LET'S TURN DOWN THE BUG DRAMA

BEFORE WE LOSE THE ELEMENT OF...

SURPRISE!

CHESTER YAPSBE.

HEY, WATCH IT! THESE GOGGLES ARE LIGHT SENSITIVE.

AH, THE FAMOUS KIM POSSIBLE.

TAKING YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU?

OR SHOULD WE SAY

TAKING PROFESSOR AKARI'S WORK HOME WITH YOU?

THAT BUMBLER!

AKARI DIDN'T KNOW THE POWER HE HELD IN HIS HANDS!

LET ME GUESS.

THE ROFLAX?

THANKS TO MY MODIFICATIONS,

THIS LITTLE BEAUTY WILL BE MY KEY

TO WORLD DOMINATION!

EH? HUH?

HUH? HUH?

A SINKHOLE. THAT WAS YOU!

NO. IT WAS THE WORK OF MY ARMY OF GIANT COCKROACHES!

I'M SORRY. GIANT WHAT?

COCKROACHES!

AAH! AAH!

AH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY THOUGHTS, HAPPY THOUGHTS.

[GASPS]

OHH, I CAN'T LOOK! I CAN'T!

DUDE, YOU CALL THOSE GIANT COCKROACHES?

IT'S PRETTY BIG FOR A COCKROACH.

HMM, NAH, NOT REALLY.

BAH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[COUGHS]

OH, MAN, WE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THAT.

YOU OK, K.P.? K.P.?

B-B-BUGS...

B-BIG BUGS.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE.

JUST MOCK MY WEAKNESS.

B-B-BIG BUGS.

HEY, Y-YOU'RE NOT MOCKING.

WHAT HAPPENED TO "JUST FLICK 'EM"?

UH-HUH. THAT WAS WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE AND, UM...

FLICKABLE.

NOW THEY'RE, UH...

COMING THIS WAY.

HEY, LOOK. LOOK, THAT ONE'S LOST.

HEY, LITTLE GUY. YOU OK?

ICK. IT'S TOUCHING YOU.

WEIRD, HUH?

GUESS I'M ONLY FREAKED OUT BY LITTLE ONES.

THESE BIGGER ONES ARE CUTE,

LIKE A SHINY PUPPY WITH A SHELL.

PUPPIES DON'T HAVE SHELLS!

HA HA HA!

HEY! HE LIKES ME! CAN I KEEP HIM?

[GULPS]

THE HURL FACTOR'S APPROACHING CRITICAL HERE.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

SITCH IT, WADE.

I'VE LOST YAPSBE'S SIGNAL.

IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME A WHILE TO RE-CALIBRATE.

HA HA HA!

THAT'LL GIVE US TIME

TO GET ACQUAINTED WITH OUR NEW FRIEND!

[SIGHS]

RON, I'M ALL FOR MAKING NEW FRIENDS, BUT THIS?

WHOA, K.P., JUST BECAUSE ROACHIE'S DIFFERENT,

THAT'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE A ROACHIST.

I'M NOT A... ROACHIST.

IT JUST SEEMS SO... OH, LOOK AT THAT.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

OH, YEAH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

OH, NO! NO! NO!

OH!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

ME, EITHER. ROACHIE'S GOT AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE

WITH THE MAD MOVES.

NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BONDED WITH...

UGH, LA CUCARACHA.

LA GRANDE CUCARACHA, K.P. MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD.

AM I RIGHT, ROACHIE?

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHEN... NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM?

HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S WRONG, MAN, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

YOU WERE NOT JUST SPEAKING BUG.

OH, I... I GUESS I WAS. HA.

BUG!

ROACHIE'S HUNGRY, WANTED A SNACK,

AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE ANYMORE.

YOU DON'T FIND EATING GARBAGE BEYOND GROSS?

HEY, DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT.

OK, ACTUALLY, KNOCK IT. IT TRIED IT.

IT'S NOT SO GOOD.

[ROACHIE BELCHES] [BEEP BEEP BEEP]

WADE, WHAT YA GOT?

Wade: GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I'VE FIGURED OUT

WHY I LOST THE ROFLAX SIGNAL.

YAPSBE ALTERED THE DEVICE'S MAGNIFICATION

CAUSING A SHIFT IN THE TRACEABLE FREQUENCY.

BUT YOU FOUND HIM NOW, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.

APPARENTLY, YAPSBE SPENT THE LAST FEW DAYS

IRRADIATING HIS ROACHES WITH HIS NEW-AND-IMPROVED ROFLAX.

Woman: AAH!

MY JEEPERS ARE OFFICIALLY CREEPED.

YOU'RE THE ROACH BOY.

YOU CAN HANDLE THIS THING ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT?

KIM, I GOT OVER MY BUG ISSUES.

YOU GOTTA DEAL, TOO, OR WE'RE CHUNKED.

WE ARE SO CHUNKED. LOOK AT THAT.

THOSE BUGS ARE JUST RIDICULOUS BIG.

RIGHT, THIS IS DANGEROUS.

ROACHIE, YOU BETTER STAND BACK.

NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM.

[HISSES]

ROACHIE LISTENS TO YOU?

WELL, EXCEPT AT BEDTIME.

IT'S ALWAYS, "IN 5 MORE MINUTES?"

AND "CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF DIRTY WATER?"

YOU'RE LIKE THE ROACH WHISPERER.

WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ALL THOSE OTHER BUGS.

HUH? YOU THINK?

GAH! GAH? WHAT'S GAH?

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SPEAK ROACH,

YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, K.P.

YOU GOTTA CLIP WITH YOUR MANDIBLE.

[GROANS AND CHITTERS]

MUCH BETTER.

UH-OH...

OK, MR. MANDIBLE, YOU'RE ON.

[ROARS]

UH, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM, I... CAN'T SPEAK BUG UNDER PRESSURE!

RON'S IN TROUBLE.

[GROANS]

[CHITTERS]

YOU'RE GONNA STEP ON ME?!

HOW IRONIC IS THAT?

[RUFUS SINGS TRUMPET CHARGE]

[CHITTERS]

[CHITTERS]

COME, MY BUG BATTALIONS.

TODAY, MIDDLETON, TOMORROW, UPPERTON.

DON'T THINK SO.

WHAT WAS THIS THING AGAIN?

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

STOLEN.

NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

WITHOUT THAT, I CAN'T CONTROL THEM!

BUT ROACHIE CAN!

[CHITTERS]

[ROARS]

EHH, AAH!

AAH!

I HAVE TO ADMIT,

LEADING THEM TO THE LANDFILL

WAS PRETTY INSPIRED.

IT WAS ROACHIE'S IDEA, REALLY.

LITTLE RECYCLER.

[CHITTERS]

WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE GUY?

I KNOW IT FEELS LIKE ROACHIE'S PART OF THE TEAM,

BUT YOU WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, RIGHT?

WELL, YEAH, BUT THE LUNCH LADY SAID

IF I BROUGHT ROACHIE BACK, I'D GET EXPELLED.

OH. OH. YOU MEAN...

RIGHT.

ROACHIE, YOU'RE THE BEST DOG-SIZED INSECT

A GUY COULD EVER WANT.

I KNOW WE'VE BONDED.

I FEEL LIKE AN HONORARY BUG, BUT IT'S BETTER

IF YOU'RE WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

I'LL COME VISIT YOU,

AND I'LL THINK OF YOU

EVERY TIME I STEP ON SOMETHING CRUNCHY.

[SOBS] NOW GO ON.

GET OUT OF HERE, YOU MULTI-LEGGED SKIP.

IT'S A BUFFET OUT THERE FOR YOU.

[CHITTERS AND COOS]

HA HA HA! HEY, WHOA.

COME ON. IT TICKLES.

AW.

I'M NOT TEARING UP

BECAUSE THIS IS TOUCHING, ALL RIGHT?

THE WIND'S COMING OFF MILES OF GARBAGE.

GOOD-BYE, ROACHIE.

[SOBS]

BYE-BYE.

BYE-BYE!

SO, RON, THINK YOU CAN HANDLE LITTLE BUGS NOW?

K.P., THANKS TO ROACHIE,

THE RON MAN IS WITHOUT BUG ISSUES.

WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A GARBAGE SPIDER?!

IT'S A GARBAGE SPIDER!

GARBAGE SPIDER! GET IT OFF!

GET IT OFF! IT'S GOT MY NOSE!

AAH! OW!

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