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SO, RON MISSED CHEER PRACTICE

AND BUENO NACHO?

ON NACO NIGHT.

WOW, THIS IS HEAVY.

I EVEN GOT HIM HIS STANDARD NACO NIGHT ORDER.

HE USUALLY SHOWS UP RIGHT AFTER I PAY.

THIS CAN ONLY BE ONE THING.

YOU MEAN... YEAH, KIM, I MEAN.

ONLY ONE THING TO DO: LET'S GO MISSION MODE.

TARGET CONFIRMED. HE'S IN THERE.

CHECK. I'M GOING IN.

KIM, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

HARD TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FIND IN THERE.

IT MAY NOT BE PRETTY.

HE'D DO THE SAME FOR ME.

UHH!

HEY!

TV announcer: THE SCAMPATHON CONTINUES AFTER THIS.

OH, RON...

THE ADVENTURES OF SCAMPER AND BITEY?

YEAH. IT'S A CLASSIC I NEVER KNEW EXISTED UNTIL NOW.

[SQUEAKS, GIGGLES]

WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS JUNK EVEN ON?

152, I THINK. I LOST COUNT.

WAIT...

[GASPS]

YOU HAVE CABLE?

YOUR DAD FINALLY GAVE IN?

HE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FAD.

SO MANY CHANNELS.

SO LITTLE LIFE.

TV announcer: TONIGHT ON THE SIMIAN CHANNEL,

THE RUNNING OF THE MONKEYS.

CHANNEL BLOCK! CHANNEL BLOCK!

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS] HEY, WADE, WHAT'S THE SITCH?

THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN AT A...

TOP-SECRET LAB? YOU GOT IT.

TIME TO GO. RON...

NO MORE TV.

NO PROBLEM. I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT.

WAIT. HOLD UP. COOKING WITH CACTUS IS ON NEXT! WHOA!

? I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ?

? AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ?

? YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ?

? THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ?

? WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ?

? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ?

? IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ?

? WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME ?

? IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ?

? I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ?

? DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ?

? YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ?

? KIM POSSIBLE ?

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

? CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ?

[SNIFFING]

HMM.

THE ITEM THEY TOOK WAS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY PROJECT.

THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS UPON ITS SAFE RETURN.

SO WHAT IS IT?

UM, WE CANNOT TELL YOU.

OH, COME ON, I CAN KEEP A SECRET.

SINCE WHEN?

OH, OK. SHE CAN KEEP A SECRET.

NO. IN THE WRONG HANDS,

THIS DEVICE COULD CREATE A BLACK HOLE

THE SIZE OF NEVADA.

Both: THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER?

H-HOW DO YOU KNOW? LAST YEAR.

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR. LAS VEGAS.

ALMOST WENT BLACK HOLE. Both: SAVED THE WORLD.

WELL, IT'S BEEN STOLEN... AGAIN.

OH, MAN, A RERUN!

TOO MUCH TV, RON.

REAL LIFE HERE?

OOH! SHEGO!

COULD SHE BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

MAYBE TOO OBVIOUS.

K.P., IT'S A TRAP!

UNLESS DRAKKEN WANTS US TO THINK IT'S A TRAP.

SEE, IF HE KNOWS WE KNOW IT'S A TRAP,

HE MUST THINK WE WON'T FALL FOR IT.

SO... SO IF WE DO FALL FOR IT,

HE'LL BE THE ONE CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

IN A WEIRD WAY, THAT SORT OF MAKES SENSE.

UH, HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA TAKE?

INSTALLATION TAKES BETWEEN 20 AND 30 MINUTES.

DR. D, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE JUST NOW GETTING CABLE.

AAH! UHH...

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FAD.

AND WHAT ABOUT BROADBAND?

WHOA. SHE GO FIRST. WE WALK.

YEAH, BY THE WAY,

WHY DID I HAVE TO BOOST THIS PAN CAN THING AGAIN?

NOW THAT MY PARTICLE CANNON IS POWERED

BY THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER,

I HAVE THE ABILITY TO OPEN A VORTEX OF DOOM

WHEREVER I WISH!

AND THE WHEREVER WILL BE THERE.

WHEN KIM POSSIBLE ARRIVES, OF COURSE.

I MEAN, THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, RIGHT?

RIGHT... SHEGO?

TRAP FOR MISS PERFECT. GOT IT.

OH, LOOK! EVIL EYE FOR THE BAD GUY IS ON LATER.

A LITTLE SIDEKICK ENTHUSIASM WOULDN'T HURT, YOU KNOW.

[BLANDLY] WHOO-HOO. EXTRA HOO. HAPPY?

NYAH! UNH!

BY MAKING IT OBVIOUS,

I WANTED KIM POSSIBLE TO FOLLOW ME.

SHE THINKS THAT I KNOW THAT SHE KNOWS THAT IT'S A TRAP,

SO SHE'S NOT EXPECTING A TRAP.

WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT IT REALLY IS A TRAP!

YEAH, YOU LOST ME THERE.

IT'S A TRAP TRAP.

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS A TRAP TRAP.

AHEM. UH, CAN YOU PICK UP THE PACE?

I'VE GOT A LOT OF EVIL ON MY PLATE TODAY.

PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

HMM. OR YOU COULD ACTUALLY NOT BE HERE.

I CAN ONLY WORK SO FAST.

OH, REALLY?

AAH!

OOH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

SUBTLE MOTIVATION.

YEAH, BELIEVE ME, DOC, YOU SCARE ME

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

ARE YOU BEING SWEET OR SARCASTIC?

I NEVER CAN TELL.

UNH! WE'RE COLLECTING PAN-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCERS. GOT ANY?

HA HA! YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP!

YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A TRAP.

HOW CAN IT BE A TRAP IF WE KNEW IT WAS A TRAP?

NNN, IT WAS A TRAP TRAP.

OH, YEAH. OK.

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS]

GO AHEAD, ANSWER IT.

WADE? KIM, IT'S A TRAP TRAP.

MOVING ON...

AAH! AAH!

HA HA HA H...

WHA... WAIT. WHERE'S THE DOOM?

OH, THERE GO THE PANTS!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Ron: UM, HELLO? IS IT OVER?

ANYONE THERE? [SNIFFING]

HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE... BANANAS! OH, MAN!

RUFUS, I THINK SOME SERIOUS PHYSICS JUST HAPPENED.

RUFUS? RUFUS?

RUFUS!

TV announcer: WELCOME TO APE ISLAND...

IT CAN'T BE.

[SHRIEKING, CHATTERING]

NO, NOT THE...

TV announcer: FOR THE ANNUAL...

AAH!

OH! ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE!

AAH! THEY'RE IN MY HA...

[SITCOM MUSIC, APPLAUSE]

HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON?

[CHEERS, WHISTLES]

OH, HONEY, ARE YOU OK?

NO. NO. WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME?

'CAUSE YOU BROKE UP WITH BILLY?

WHO'S BILLY?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT...

PRETEND YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HIM.

OH, UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY FORGOTTEN HIM ALREADY.

THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, A REASON TO SEE YOUR DOCTOR. HA HA HA.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS]

OK, THAT'S GOTTA STOP.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WEIRDER?

FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES!

YEAH, IT IS KINDA MOOPY.

MOOPY? DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?

NO. I MADE IT UP WHEN I WAS 7.

7 WAS A MOOPY YEAR.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

OH, HEY, NOW THAT BILLY DUMPED YOU,

MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE IT A GO AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: SEVENTH TIME'S THE CHARM.

EEE-HYAH!

LET'S CALL THAT A MAYBE.

CUT THAT OUT!

UM... HELLO?

I SEEM TO BE LOST HERE.

SHEGO? ANYONE? AAH!

HI, KIDS. TODAY WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BLUE.

HERE? THERE?

WHERE?

HAVE YOU SEEN SOMETHING BLUE?

AHEM. UH, HELLO.

All: HAPPY BLUE DAY!

EH, PUT A HAM IN IT, YOU LITTLE JABBERMITTENS!

YOU'RE A MEANIE!

AM I? WELL, GET USED TO IT!

AND YOU KNOW WHO VISITS MEANIES.

All: MR. SIT DOWN.

MR. WHO DOWN?

OH... SNAP.

[ALL LAUGH, CHEER]

TV announcer: NOW BACK TO MORE CARTOON CORNER FUN.

WITH THE ADVENTURES OF SCAMPER AND BITEY.

UNH! UHH!

[COUGHS]

HUH?

OWOOOGA!

[GIGGLING]

WHOA.

LOST, ENSIGN?

UM, NO.

YES. UH, NOT SURE, REALLY.

HA HA HA. YOU MUST BE THE NEW TRANSFER FROM THE ZYGALON SECTOR.

OK, PLAYING ALONG.

WELL, ENSIGN, YOU'RE ABOARD THE XMS REVENGE,

A PUNISHER-CLASS CRUISER.

OUR MISSION, TO BRAZENLY GO WHEREVER WE WANT.

I'M IN... SPACE?

[ALARM SOUNDING]

BATTLE STATIONS!

BATTLE STATIONS?!

ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT.

[CRASH] UHH! UHH!

UH, AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE CORPULONS!

WADE. HE'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

KIM. COME IN, KIM. TALK TO ME.

GOOD THING WE WERE LINKED WHEN THAT VORTEX OPENED.

IT GAVE ME A SIGNAL TO TRACE.

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I AM.

UH, TRAPPED IN A TV SHOW?

NO. I'M IN OUTER... WAIT.

THIS IS A TV SHOW?

MY THEORY IS THAT THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX INDUCER

GOT CROSSED WITH THE SIGNAL FROM A TV CABLE.

I'VE BEEN PULLED INTO A TV SHOW?!

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

APPARENTLY YES.

SO, UM, IF I'M HERE,

WHERE'S RON?

AAH! AAH!

MONKEYS!

I DON'T KNOW. I'LL WORK ON TRACKING HIM DOWN.

ENSIGN, IS THAT STANDARD ISSUE?

UM... YEAH. IT'S... IT'S NEW.

NICE. THEY COME IN YELLOW?

COMMANDER, MORE FIGHTERS INCOMING, SIR.

Wade: KIM, THAT WAS COMMANDER KANE.

YOU'RE ON AN EPISODE OF SPACE PASSAGE.

CAN YOU GET ME AN AUTOGRAPH?

SCARING ME.

I NEED POD PILOTS.

LET'S SEE. DR. NYLOK,

MAJOR CANKER, MR. PUTHIDIDDY,

WADE, 411.

THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE THEY PICK SERIES REGULARS

TO GO ON A MISSION.

JUST MAKE SURE

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WEARING... A RED SHIRT?

AND YOU. YOU'RE EXPENDABLE.

SO, UH, THE PERSON IN THE RED SHIRT

NEVER MAKES IT BACK FROM A MISSION?

RELAX. I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT.

I AM SO NOT INTO THIS SCI-FI STUFF.

KIM, DON'T CALL IT SCI-FI.

THAT DENIGRATES THE GENRE,

AND IT SICKENS ME.

OK. UH, MOVING ON?

WELL, FIRST, TAKE THE CONTROLS.

NOT THAT ONE! CAREFUL...

OR YOU'LL DEPLOY YOUR AQUA LANDER

AND JETTISON THE ESCAPE POD.

I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GETTING IT.

MAYBE I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

YOU CAN DO THAT? IT ALL DEPENDS.

THE WHOLE VORTEX DIMENSION THING IS...

UNSTABLE?

TO SAY THE LEAST.

I'M SORRY, YOU'VE BEEN VOTED OUT OF THE IGLOO.

HAND IN YOUR FISH.

EWW!

THAT WAS GROSS.

OK, I PICKED UP SOME BIO-ENERGY CENTERS.

WHICH I'M GUESSING ARE PEOPLE?

YEAH. ONE OF THEM'S GOTTA BE RON.

I'LL TRY TO MOVE YOU TWO INTO THE SAME DIMENSION.

GET READY.

OH, WHAT FRESH TORMENT IS THIS?!

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS] KIM, DID I MATCH YOU UP?

KIND OF. NOT.

THERE'S BEEN A CROSSOVER BETWEEN DRAKKEN'S VORTEX INDUCER

AND THE CABLE SIGNAL.

DUH. I FIGURED THAT OUT 3 CHANNELS AGO.

HI! [GIGGLES]

RUFUS!

NURSE, THE PATIENT'S TURNED INTO A NAKED MOLE RAT.

I NEED A TOX SCREEN AND A HEMO WORK-UP STAT.

YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I'M GONNA HELP.

YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY. THIS IS MEDICINE!

MM-HMM. AND THIS IS OUCH.

UNH!

DO YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE HERO?

ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE PAIN? UNH!

AAH! MY PANCREAS! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

[GASPS] IT'S YOU!

THAT... THAT GUY!

KIM POSSIBLE'S SIDEKICK.

THEN... IT'S... IT'S STILL NOT HELPING.

RON. RON STOPPABLE?

YES! THAT'S EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE! I...

[MUSIC PLAYS] WHAT IS THAT?

THE FEARLESS FERRET THEME SONG.

UHH! UNH! NNNG.

OOH!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

RUFUS, WHERE'S KIM?

UNH! HYAH!

GO, WADE. I'M LISTENING.

Wade: I FOUND RON. I'LL TRY TO MOVE YOU GUYS.

INTO THE SAME DIMENSION.

OH, GREAT... DWEEB TO THE RESCUE.

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE COMING WITH?

BECAUSE THIS IS WAY TOO MOOPY FOR ME.

MOOPY? OH, YOU WERE ON PALS?

I LOVE THAT SHOW. OOH!

FIGURES.

MY LAIR! I'M BACK!

UNH!

WELL, WELL, THE GEEK GOT US HOME.

RUFUS, BUDDY!

AND NOW...

Man: YOU NEED TO TAKE A TIME OUT.

HUH?

SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, PLEASE!

YOU CALL THIS A VILLAIN'S LAIR?

WELL, YES.

TALK ABOUT A WORK IN PROGRESS!

AND JUST WHO ARE YOU?!

TV announcer: IT'S GUY, LARSON, AND SCORE...

THE TREACHEROUS TRIO.

AND YOU'RE ON...

WE'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THE CABLE VORTEX.

FINE. I HAVE SOMETHING HERE THAT'LL FIX THIS. YES!

MY DIMENSIONAL COMPILER!

FELLAS, LOOK. UNH! STYLE CRIMINAL!

HEY, I WAS USING THAT.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT?

NO, WHY DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT?

MAD SCIENTIST?

FRANKENSTOPIT ALREADY, PLEASE!

SCARY SCAR SAYS, "I'M A TOUGH BOY."

NOT! NOT! NOT!

STOP IT! WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY'VE GOT STYLE. LOVE THE CROP-TOP...

AND THE CARGO PANTS!

SO NOT THE BIG. OFF THE RACK.

? GET IN THE GAME NOW ?

? SHAKE YOUR BODY ?

? GET IN THE GAME NOW ?

? SHAKE THAT BODY ?

? GET IN THE GAME NOW ?

? SHAKE YOUR BODY ?

? GET IN THE GAME NOW ?

? SHAKE THAT BODY ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? IT'S ALL RIGHT ?

? GET IN THE GAME NOW ?

AHA! WELCOME, MY FRIENDS,

TO MY VILLAINOUS FEAST.

HE'S SO BAD!

THANKS TO THE EVIL EYE.

EVIL PATE?

OK, NEED TO FOCUS HERE.

FANCY FOOD AND FRILLY FROCKS

DON'T HELP OUR SITUATION!

HUH? AH, QUITE RIGHT, SHEGO.

TIME FOR US TO ESCAPE AND SEAL THE PATHWAYS,

LEAVING KIM POSSIBLE AND COMPANY TRAPPED FOREVER. HA HA HA HA.

OH, MAN, COME ON!

I'M NOT DONE WITH MY SOUP. [VIDEO PHONE RINGS]

KIM, I'M PICKING UP THE COMPILER'S POWER SIGNATURE.

DRAKKEN'S USING THE WRONG PROTOCOL.

THAT COULD WELL...

UNRAVEL THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY?

SNACKTIME'S OVER, RON!

OH, COME ON. LOOK AT ALL THE NOODLES ON THE BOTTOM. AW!

KIM, YOU CAN STILL GET TO THE MACHINE AND RESET THE SWITCH.

AHH! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

REALITY'S COLLAPSING.

I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.

YEAH. SEVENTH TIME'S THE CHARM. HA HA.

GAA! WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS?!

GOT A PLAN "B," WADE?

I'M WORKING ON IT. OTHER DIMENSIONS

ARE GOING TO BE PULLED THROUGH YOURS

TOWARDS THE VORTEX.

YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF US GOING TO THE DIMENSIONS,

THE DIMENSIONS WILL COME... OOH...

Wade: TO YOU. [GASPS]

PUT ME IN A PINATA AND CALL ME CANDY.

I'M IN HEAVEN.

A BUENO NACHO COMMERCIAL!

Announcer: NEW AT BUENO NACHO,

THE MUCHO GUACAMACO!

HOLA. MAY I HELP YOU?

YES. SI. 2 ORDERS OF NACOS. EXTRA CHEESE, POR FAVOR.

[GIGGLES]

RON, SO NOT THE TIME.

NO. NO. AH!

A QUANTUM REVERSER!

THIS'LL MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT.

THE PERFECT NACO.

THIS'LL MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT.

[SQUEALS] MM-HMM.

Announcer: BUENO NACHO,

WHERE EVERY BITE IS A FIESTA ON YOUR TONGUE.

CHA CHA CHA!

HUH? HUH?

AAH! NACO, COME BACK!

[SOBBING]

AAH! STOP!

BUT I... AW, NUTS!

JUST NOT YOUR DAY... OR DIMENSION.

OK, DON'T KNOW THIS SHOW.

HEY, FORGOT ABOUT THE CABLE GUIDE.

THAT 1670s SHOW.

MY FRIENDS, I AM IN DIRE NEED OF A COURTING MATCH.

THOU ART DREAMING.

NO ONE WOULD EVER COURT THEE.

WHY NOT ASK THAT COW THOU TIPPED A FORTNIGHT AGO?

[LAUGH TRACK, APPLAUSE]

WELL, DOEST THOU JOURNEY HERE

WITH GREAT FREQUENCY, YOUNG MAID?

BACK OFF, BARN BOY!

All: A WITCH!

A WHAT? GET HER!

[GASPS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] UNH!

TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

HEH. NICE WIG, MISS TRIES-TOO-HARD.

UHH! HMM?

WHERE IS THE DEVICE? WILD GUESS.

YOU THINK MAYBE HE'S GUARDING IT?

GOOD POINT. MY BAD.

UH, HELLO.

THIS DEVICE WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE FOR

TRAVELING THROUGH DIMENSIONS, WOULD IT?

EHH! NO, THEN. OK.

JUST ASKING. HEH HEH HEH.

STAND BACK...

OH, NO!

OVER-GROOM VICTIM!

HAVE YOU NO MERCY?!

NAKED MOLE RAT. HELLO? NAKED!

RUFUS, YOU GOT A COMB-OVER.

[SOUNDS OF DISGUST]

WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME?

I'M GONNA SAY PRO WRESTLING.

HMM. GOOD CALL.

COULD THIS BE ANY EASIER?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WE ARE GOING TO COOK

A FANTABULOUS MEAL TODAY

USING OUR SECRET INGREDIENT...

NAKED MOLE RAT!

AAH!

SO, IS THIS A FAMILY RECIPE?

YES. BACK HOME WE LIKE TO FRY 'EM UP GOOD.

Man: ARE 9 STORIES ABOVE A BUSY CITY STREET.

DOES THAT SCARE YOU?

NO.

NOT REALLY. SHOULD IT?

WELL, YEAH.

BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A BUNGEE JUMP.

AREN'T YOU SCARED?

NO. ARE YOU?

WHY WOULD I BE...

HERE WE GO, PRETTY BOY! AAH!

OH... SHEGO!

[BAND PLAYS OUT OF COMMERCIAL]

HUH?

AND... WE ARE... BACK.

I'M RON,

AND WE ARE TALKING TO DR. DRAKKEN,

WHO IS...

HERE... TO TALK ABOUT...

UH... THIS BOOK.

YOUR BOOK? APPARENTLY.

OOH. GREAT. WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

UH... ME. IT'S ABOUT ME.

YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN THREATENING TO WRITE A BOOK

FOR A WHILE. CAN YOU TELL ME MORE?

WELL... I...

I RATHER LIKE ME.

OK, NOW, PICK A TRIANGLE.

UH, CAN I PICK KIM TWICE?

WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY PICK ME?

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE CREEPY BLUE GUY.

BLUE IS SO LAST SEASON.

THIS YEAR IT'S EVIL UMBER.

BLUE SKIN? THAT MEANS HE'S NOT BREATHING!

SOMEBODY GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!

WAIT. THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUSLY MOOPY HERE.

I KNOW. WITH EVERY PASSING DIMENSION,

REALITY GETS WEAKER.

ONLY A FEW MORE SHOWS AND IT'LL ALL BE OBLITERATED.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

I THINK I KNOW A WAY TO ZAP YOU BACK,

BUT THERE'S TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE FROM THE VORTEX.

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO PLUG IT UP.

WAIT A MINUTE. THE SHOWS ARE FOLLOWING THE SCHEDULE!

WADE, CAN YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL ORDER...

MAKE APE ISLAND NEXT?

YEAH. BUT WHY?

THIS BEGAN WITH MONKEYS, IT'S GONNA END WITH MONKEYS.

OK, WADE, NOW!

RUFUS, BANANA ME!

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

HOLD ON. THIS IS GONNA GET HAIRY.

Kim: HERE THEY COME.

UH, WHAT COMES WHERE?

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS.

[SHRIEKING, CHATTERING] READY...

AAH! AAH!

RON!

WHOA!

THANKS, K.P.

SO NOT THE DRAMA. BUT THAT IS.

[CHATTERING]

EWW, GROSS! MONKEY PLUG!

UHH.. OK...

UHH... UHH... OW.

HOW WE DOING?

EVERYTHING APPEARS STABLE.

COME, SHEGO.

I MADE SOME REPAIRS TO THE COMPILER.

IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THIS TRAVESTY.

[WEAK WHINE]

UM, THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY...

STOP BEING PANIC NANCY!

GO, WADE.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE GLAD

TO BE BACK IN DRAKKEN'S PLACE.

COOL, THEY'VE GOT CABLE!

UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, ON SECOND THOUGHT,

I THINK I'LL STICK TO VIDEO GAMES FOR A WHILE.

LET'S GET THIS BACK

AND HOPE THEY LOCK IT UP BETTER THIS TIME.

YOU'RE THE MAN, WADE.

EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL... MOSTLY.

SO WHAT HAPPENED TO DRAKKEN?

LOOKS LIKE HE TOOK A DETOUR.

? LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ?

THIS IS SO WORSE THAN MOOPY.

TODAY'S COLOR IS GREEN!

DO YOU SEE ANYTHING GREEN?

YEAH, I GOT YOUR GREEN, FELT FACE!

NO. YOU'RE GOING TO ANGER MR. SIT DOWN.

WHAT? UNH!

Shego: OH.

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