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Ethelred's high manor.

Right on.

I shall claim this manor as my own.

Total score.

( Rumbling )

( evil laughter )

Intense, dark magic most foul.

I am the Wraith Master, and you...

you are my prisoner.

Spread the word...

The Wraith Master is destined to rule Everlot.

No way, dude.

A champion will come and you will be defeated.

Who could be so powerful?

Ah.

( Sputtering )

Oh, yeah?

Aw.

( Iaughing )

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

? There is nothing I can't do ?

? When danger calls, just know that I am on my way ?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

I thought you said you had

dinner with the family tonight?

I do, thus the pre-dinner-dinner is crucial.

Say what?

My dad's bringing home

experimental astronaut food.

Oh, that's nasty.

Oh, yeah.

But this time I'm wearing safety goggles.

( Somberly ): It is time.

What's with Ron?

KIM: Zeta Flores.

Time for my next move.

Ron, what move?

You and Zeta are in the game.

I got to take it to the next level.

Really?

What you going to do?

Just be my totally excellent self.

Oh, yeah.

So who is this Wraith Master guy?

No one knows, but he's stinking up Everlot.

Everlot?

On-line...

sword and sorcery...

game.

Right on.

I'm all about the virtual worlds.

At least you got to see some action.

I'm trapped in the Magnosiun thorn bog.

How can you be trapped?

You're a She Warrior of the Ice Mountain.

And you've got the sword of Elsinore.

I know.

I'd slam the Wraith Master

if I could just get out of the bog.

Do I detect the cry of a damsel in distress?

Malcolm. Malcolm.

Oh, hey. Have you been zapped by the Wraith Master yet?

I have not.

But what a player.

Some say the best ever.

He's just a griefer out to ruin everybody's game.

Perhaps, Jake, or perhaps he is destined to rule Everlot.

They say he is both a mighty warrior and a powerful sorcerer.

( Gagging )

Zeta's a she-thing from the whatever

with the sword of whozee-whatsit.

She could take on the Wraith Sister...

Wraith Master.

Is that what she's calling herself now?

If I just had the aspen wand of New Forest.

Which is so much better than the aspen wand of Old Forest.

You actually have one?

Well, you know, virtually speaking.

That rocks.

You can meet me in the bog tonight.

Yes, I could.

I can meet you in the bog with my...

what was that again?

Do you even play Everlot?

I dabble.

How's the game?

Ferociously tough.

How was the astronaut food?

Same.

I thought you were the king of video games.

When it's blasting something or racing something.

But Everlot is like this whole complicated world.

Which Rufus is in.

( Majestic intro playing )

Thanks, buddy. I'll take it from here.

Buckle up, Everlot.

Ron Stoppable has arrived.

KIM: Peasant chic,

Styling.

I'm a knave.

It's where you start.

I just need some magic stuff.

See that chest?

Watch.

Ew. Ew.

Just a glitch.

( Both groan )

( gagging )

Ugh. Ugh.

Hey, Kim, what's up?

Know anything about Everlot?

Currently the fastest growing

on-line multi-player game around.

Uses a fuzzy logic hierarchy modeled after...

Nerd alert.

Let's try that again.

Do you now how to play it?

( Sullenly ): Affirmative.

Ron said he'd meet Zeta in Everlot,

but he's having trouble...

( Ron screaming )

surviving.

Don't open it. Trade it with the dwarf.

For the fireball?

No. He's got a watering can.

Hmm.

That, my friend, is the aspen power wand of New Forest.

Boo-ya!

( Panting )

Hmm?

Hmm... ( gasps )

( grunting )

( yells )

( grunts )

Hey, Z.

Hey.

Wade, what do I do now?

Cross the sword of Elsinore with the aspen power wand of...

New Forest and say the magic words.

And what are the magic words?

( Clearing throat )

Tre gouda makoideze.

( Gasps )

We did it. Cool-io.

( Rumbling )

The Wraith Master.

Sorry, dude, got to go.

Wait. How did you escape?

Maybe you haven't heard, but Zeta and me...

yeah, we're sort of a team.

Knave, you'll pay for your impudence.

Wait! Wait!

Wade!

Hit the ground with the power wand

and say "bog open."

Bog open.

Open! Open! Open!

No!

Wraith Master... no big.

A knave can't do that.

I'm no ordinary knave.

Thou shalt pay for thy treachery, knave.

So tonight meet me in the glade of destiny.

Or, you know, I know of this quaint little cafe.

In Everlot?

In reality.

Bueno Nacho? Uh, Boo-ya.

Hi, Malcolm. Dude.

Knave.

( Loud crunching )

RON: That's cool when it's just us guys,

but you know, clean up your act.

We're entertaining a lady.

( Disgusted grunt )

Hey, you don't tell him to cut out that gross stuff when I'm around.

What's your point?

Never mind.

Ronald, look,

we've got little sombreros.

I'll never complain about space food again.

Save me, please.

Can't. Meeting Zeta.

Excellent... for you.

Check it out... they grande sized our beans.

We're going to make bean launchers.

Out of sporks and bendy straws.

BOTH: Who-sha!

Zeta.

Ron, I just got a text page.

There's this Everlot thing downtown.

All the local power players are going to be there.

Really? Yeah? Power players?

Well, hey, what are we waiting for?

You can learn a ton at these things from other players.

Well, not you. You already rock.

Well, I don't know if I'd go so far as...

you know, rock.

Um, who sent you this page?

Yeah, this is freaky.

RON: Good thing nobody else showed up.

There's only two chairs.

( Electronic whirring )

Uh, what's that sound?

N.G. What's N.G.?

Not good.

Wait! Stop it!

Hey, let go of...

( speaking in monotone ): me.

( Yells )

Yipe!

( Yelling )

What happened?

Let's see... we were downtown...

Not anymore.

We're in Everlot.

( Horse whinnying ) ( both gasp )

Welcome to the game.

Fair Zeta, She Warrior of the ice mountain,

be my queen.

We will rule Everlot together.

There you go.

I-I hope you two will be happy together.

Very funny.

Sure. Yeah, yeah,

I'm a funny, funny knave.

Zeforis, escape!

Curses.

( Crickets chirping )

( excited chattering )

Hmm?

( Chattering )

Wade, we've got a problem.

Kim, you must be psychic.

I was just going to call.

We got a hit on the site.

Tell them to take a number.

Something's happened to Ron.

How do you know?

Rufus told me.

( Excited chattering )

Uh... at least I think that's what he's saying.

Okay. I'll call back that guy at Everlot, Inc.

( Chatters and whistles )

Everlot, Inc.? Wait, isn't that...?

( Chattering )

I think Rufus sees a connection.

Apparently.

The missing project was next generation gaming technology...

A way to plug the five senses directly into the game world.

Ouch.

Not literally.

The player would just wear what we call an immersion cap.

Slip it on and zap!

You're in Everlot.

So it's like virtual reality.

More like actual reality, really.

It's not quite as real as reality,

but we're really, really close.

Really?

We'd be shipping them worldwide

if it weren't for the problems.

What kind of problems?

Well, it seems that once you're in the game,

you can't get out until you win.

Can't you just slip the cap off?

We tried that with him.

The little guy looks fine.

( Ferocious barking )

Okay. Thanks, Mr. Needius.

Needius... any relation to Malcolm Needius?

Yeah, my son,

and Everlot's number one fan.

Wade, I know where to find Ron.

( Whirring )

Okay, Wade, ready?

Ready. See you in cyberspace.

Well, here we go.

Wade...

you're a giant.

Actually, I'm normal size.

Ow. Great.

You're a spritekin. You got to start small.

Stupid game.

( Clanking )

Wraith Boy's taken everybody prisoner.

What's his namage?

I think he's trying to impress you.

By being good at Everlot?

Like, I'm that shallow.

It's just a game.

Can you imagine?

No, I can't.

Hey...

Zeta?

Come on, we got to free the other players.

( Grunts )

Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?

( Grunts )

Finally.

Tell me you're going to get us out of here.

Jake, is that you?

What's with you guys being in normal clothes?

Don't know. Would like to know. Don't.

Let me guess.

The Wraith Master captured you.

He won't let us out until we relinquish our power.

I'm not worried.

We'll be saved by the Tunnel Lord.

Tunnel Lord?

I thought he was just a legend.

He might as well be.

That dude hasn't logged on

in, like, forever.

He'll show. He'll save us.

Better idea... we'll save you.

( Grunts ): It's locked.

Maybe I can pick it.

Do you have a bobby pin?

I don't know.

Let me ask my grandmother.

WRAITH MASTER: Looking for this?

Yah!

Yah!

( Buzzing )

You got to get that thing checked.

Finestra dementia!

What?

You are powerful.

You would make a most fitting queen.

I will be queen

when I vanquish you.

Enough!

You should really

stop doing that.

This guy's a total...

Malcolm.

Malcolm?

( Iaughing )

Okay, well, now that I know it's him,

I've got an idea. What?

Run!

( Yelling )

The bugs in Everlot are really annoying.

Ron. What?

What "what"?

You said "Ron." No I didn't.

( Clears throat )

K.P.?

You're... you're...

A spritekin.

Oh, that's so cute.

Watch it, knave.

WADE: There you are.

Yo, Cyber Wade.

Hey, Ron.

So, guys, here's the deal:

Zeta and I are trapped in a warehouse downtown

wearing some kind of...

Immersion caps.

Okay, let's call them "immersion caps."

Just get them off us and get us out of this game!

We can't, Ron.

The system's whacked.

It is a game, right?

I mean, bytes and bits... I mean,

if I don't want to be here, I can just leave.

( Groans )

Ow!

The only way out is to win the game.

And if we lose?

So...

( chuckles nervously )

The weather here, it's nice.

So we win.

You're the Everlot Master.

Feel up to it?

Bring it on!

( Squeaks with fright )

Zeta, hi, what's going on?

Me? Oh, nothing really.

You know, just hanging out, being omni-powerful.

What a loser.

( All gasp )

( all whispering )

Somebody's coming.

It's the Tunnel Lord.

He's here!

( All murmur with excitement )

ALL: It's...

just them.

You guys are popular.

Huh?

Ready to give up?

I was about to ask you the same question.

Be gone, Possible.

Nice distraction, Kim.

Ow! Right.

Distraction.

( Groans )

Let's do it.

( Yelling )

( war cries )

( grunts )

( gasps )

( shouting )

( indistinct shouting )

( snickers )

Ow! Ooh! Quit hitting yourself with your sword.

Eee! Quit hitting yourself with your sword.

Hmm?

( Groans angrily )

Uh-oh.

Enough!

( Groaning )

( yelling )

( groaning )

( footsteps approaching )

( chains clanking )

Hey!

A wizard in chains and a caged spritekin?

I am invincible now.

( Grunts ): Ow!

Ow.

There's something you should know.

Before last night, I never played Everlot.

But you had the power wand of Aspen.

You knew the magic words.

I had help.

What kind of help?

The cheating kind of help.

You're a newb?

We need an amulet or some spelly thing.

I've tried every dungeon claim I know. We're stuck.

( Groans )

Rufus.

( Chattering )

I know you want to help,

but we know what we're going to do to save them.

( Moans )

Wade, what are we going to do to save them?

I don't know.

BOY: There's no way you can change the weather.

Ya-huh. Bet me.

You're on.

Hey!

( Chattering )

Hick-a-bick-a-boo.

Hoo-sha.

Hey! Let go of her, dude.

( War cry )

( grunts )

Join me and be queen of Everlot.

Never.

How about going with me to the Spring Fling dance?

Also a never.

Add "in a million years."

( grunts )

Too tight?

Yes.

Good.

( Loud footsteps approaching )

Told you he'd come.

I can't believe it.

The Tunnel Lord.

No way!

Rufus?

( Groans )

( snarls )

Prepare to meet your doom, Tunnel Lord.

( Grunting )

( clicks fingers )

( clicks fingers )

( groans )

( snickers )

( groans )

( groaning )

Zeta,

let me out.

What are you going to do?

Get some help.

( Grunts )

Whoa.

( Groaning )

( panting )

( grunting )

Ron, help!

I'm on it, K.P.

( grunts )

( groans )

( yells )

( moans softly )

Ow! Ow!

Hey!

( Groaning )

Hey, K.P., let me get that for you.

Thanks.

( Gasps )

Everybody! Everybody!

Look, the rules say you can pass your powers to another player.

That's what we have to do.

Should we give them to you?

Uh, no. No way.

I'm just a newb knave.

Give them to a real player.

Give them to Zeta.

( Yelling )

Game over, Malcolm.

The Wraith Master admits defeat.

( All cheer )

Um, hi.

( Deep chattering )

Well, the goal was to impress her.

It just turned out to be Rufus who did it.

Yeah, Rufus. Not me.

What now?

What else? Bueno Nacho in ten.

See you there.

Hey, Zeta, you hungry?

Yeah. Let's jet.

( Electrical whirring )

Ron.

Sorry about the whole trapping you

in cyber reality.

Ah, these things happen... to me.

I was going to be the Supreme Overlord

of this magical realm.

Now what do I do?

Hey, try out for the drama club.

Drama club?

You've already got the shirts.

You're so right.

I do have the shirts.

Thanks, knave.

Ron, are you coming out,

or what?

In a minute.

Boo-ya!

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