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( Alarm blaring )

( meows )

( hissing )

KIM: Noisy for a ninja,

aren't you?

Got it, KP!

( Meows ) ( yells )

( snarls )

( growling )

( yowls )

Right behind you, Kim!

( Screams )

( weak grunt )

Nah.

( Both panting )

( grunts )

( grunts )

( beeps )

( screaming )

( grunts )

( screaming )

( both grunting )

( yells )

Hi, I'm Kim.

And you are... a ninja-bot?

( Both gasp )

Dr. Director?

Kimberly, welcome back to Global Justice.

Oh, man. This was all a test?

In a sense. ( purring )

RON: I gotcha...

GJ needs Kim for some top secret "Save the World" action.

Actually, GJ needs you... Huh?

Ron Stoppable. ( gasps )

For... what?

? Oh, yeah, yeah ?

? I'm your basic average girl ?

? And I'm here to save the world ?

? You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ?

? Kim Possible ?

No, no... seriously,

you need Ron?

? Know that I am on my way ?

? It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ?

? If you just call my name ?

? Kim Possible ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? When you want to page me, it's okay ?

? Whenever you need me, baby ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ?

? Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ?

? Doesn't matter when ?

? I will be there for you till the very end ?

? Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ?

? You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ?

You need Ron, why?

Global Justice scientists have been conducting

an exhaustive analysis of your...

shall we say,

adventures?

Ooh, shiny. Ooh.

An exciting theory has emerged to explain

your fantastic success rate.

My mom's a brain surgeon,

and my dad's a rocket scientist.

( Chuckles ): I guess my genetics rock.

That was what I said, but no.

Our scientists believe that something else is at work here...

Something less

logic-based.

( Giggling )

Whoa!

Him.

GJ thinks Ron is the key to my success?

Quite.

We call the intangibles you bring to Kim's endeavors

"the Ron factor."

Right on. Yeah!

I'm sorry. Did you say "Ron factor"?

Precisely.

As in... Ron?

Uh, boo-yah!

This vecto-graphic image breaks down the walk, the talk,

the... "Ron-itude."

How many scientists did you say were working on this?

Our entire staff.

Really? Hmm.

And they double-checked their findings?

KP, Science don't lie.

We want to harness the Ron factor for our agents.

In fact,

we're making it our top priority.

Report, Agent Beta.

It's Global Justice, sir.

( Yipping )

Hush, Pepe... Agent Beta said those most hated words.

Global Justice?

( Yipping )

Agent Beta, show some judgment around the dog.

( Baby-talk ): Oh, pretty little Pepe,

Agent Beta doesn't know it upsets you...

( normal voice ) or me.

Well, go on, man.

Well, sir, Glo...

( squeals ) ( clears throat )

The enemy...

( sighs )

has a new secret project... Code name, "Ron factor."

Explain this "Ron factor."

Unfortunately,

our fly-on-the-wall cam was destroyed before

I could find out more. Destroyed?

Swatted. People see a fly, they swat.

Fly-on-the-wall cam is kind of a dumb idea,

when you think about it.

My dumb idea.

Oh.

Agent Beta,

have a seat.

( Gulps )

You have failed me for the last time.

But I just started on Tuesday!

Silence!

( Beeping )

( yelling )

( chair squeaking )

Agent Gamma...

a word, please.

( Sighs )

Raise arms.

And lower arms.

Good. Now...

reflexes.

Ow!

Micro-monitoring instruments wired into your clothing

will help us further analyze the Ron factor.

This could be an historic turning point

in the cause for Global Justice.

They could study me, too... might help.

No, thanks.

Ron, what are you doing?

Giving GJ the essence of Ron.

Ugh... I'm having a "naco" flashback.

KP, my "naco" idea

was a grand slam.

And your head got so big, you could have worn that.

Kimmela, face it... Without the Ron factor,

you're just another freak-fighting cheerleader

with a Web site.

No offense.

See? That's what I mean.

You are so prone to big-headiness.

Eh. Ron factor.

( Buzzing )

( grunting )

MAN: Subject, Ron Stoppable.

This so-called "high school student"

is, in fact, the source of the Ron factor.

Well done, Agent Gamma.

Thank you, sir.

( Whimpering )

So, where is he?

"He" who?

Ron Stoppable.

You did capture him, didn't you?

Um, my assignment was intelligence gathering, sir.

( Hissing )

Agent Gamma,

have a seat.

That's okay.

Come on, come on, take a load off.

No, really, I've been sitting all day.

Do you think they're sitting at Global Justice?

( Yipping )

( baby talk ): Sorry, Pepe.

( Kissing )

Daddy will put a quarter in the GJ jar.

Agent Gamma, if we are to beat them at their own game,

it will take some get up and go.

I'll go, sir!

( Beeping ) Well put.

( Screaming )

Agent Delta... bring me Ron Stoppable.

( Yipping )

( baby talk ): Coochie-coo, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe!

( Kissing )

( snoring and mumbling )

Ron factor surveillance project, day four.

Oral...

No monkey touch, no, no...

Thermal...

( alarm buzzing )

Note naked mole rat.

Where are we on naked mole rat acquisition?

Our team in East Africa is on it.

( Snoring )

( alarm clock rings )

( sighs )

Snooze button...

Repeated use.

Two-way mirror cam.

What's that?

Possibly whisker,

possibly blackhead.

Magnify.

Inconclusive.

Goatee!

( Grunts )

( beeping )

Hey, Wade, what's the sitch?

Kim, it's about the Ron factor. I know.

Is it the most ridiculous thing in the history of ever, or what?

Actually, I think Global Justice might be on to something.

( Gasps ): Wade, you're supposed to be a super-genius.

No, no, no, no, no. It all hooks into Chaos Theory.

This is next-level stuff.

Swell. Keep me posted.

Rufus,

everything I do is part of the Ron factor.

Is that cool, or what?

Cool!

( Whirring )

Where are we?

Middleton Mall.

We've tapped into their security cameras.

This is the Ron factor.

Ron factor.

( Muffled ): Ron factor... Ron factor.

Look at that right there.

Ron factor.

Oh, what's in that plant?

Is he one of ours?

Negative.

X ray glasses.

Me like!

Rufus, you look naked.

( Groans )

Oh, finger-cuff, eh?

Not a problem.

( Grunting )

( chuckles )

( grunting )

Oh! Whoa, whoa! No, no, no!

( Yelling )

Help! The snakes are jumping!

Hey!

I'm on it!

Sorry! Ron factor!

( Crashing ) ( squealing )

( grunting ) Dude...

any damage?

No, I'm fine.

Is that a Greek letter?

You know of...

Fraternity boy, huh?

( Chanting ): Toga, toga, toga...

Classic Ron factor scenario.

It's almost as if the whole thing was an accident.

There are no accidents in our business.

( Beeping ): Agent Delta...

which aspect

of stealth eludes you?

Sorry, sir. I'll switch to the brute force approach.

Why don't you have a seat instead?

Yeah, I will sit down.

On that bench over there.

( Whistling )

( screaming )

Holy...! Did you see that?

Gemini.

Time to take over this operation... personally.

Ooh, yes, Pepe. ( whimpering )

Time to take over this operation... personally.

I don't know, Monique.

Ron's my best, best friend.

I wouldn't freak fight without him.

But does that make him the secret to my success?

What do you think?

I don't know what to think anymore.

The top!

Oh, it's really cute on you.

Kim, you got it all going on, okay?

If "factor boy" gets a little confidence from this,

no foul, right?

Kim-bo.

The Ron factor's moving on to Bueno Nacho.

Girlfriend.

Nice top...

for my grandma.

( Rim shot )

( both laughing )

Kim... do what you got to do, girl.

Chimurrito combo, Ned.

Grande size.

17 Chimurrito combos, please.

Grande size.

What Ron eats, GJ eats.

Dig it.

GEMINI: I'll take him...

to go.

Hey! Hands off the merchandise!

Gemini.

Huh. It's been so long.

Not long enough.

You two know each other?

Oh, we go way back.

Hmm?

Ow!

( Rufus whimpering ) Nice try, buddy.

You're surrounded, Gemini.

( Ron yells )

Talk to the hand.

( Brakes screeching )

( grunts )

Aah!

( Yelling )

( grunts )

Let me go!

Ron?

Borrowing.

This, too. Sorry.

( Electrical crackling )

( electrical zapping )

That will deactivate the tracking sensors.

( Metal grinding )

You obviously don't know who you're dealing with, pal.

Yeah.

Ron Stoppable.

Okay, one for you.

AKA the Ron factor.

The latest top secret project of Global Justice.

( Yipping )

Who is that?

RON: Kim Possible.

This is where she saves me

and we beat you bad.

It's a Ron factor thing.

( Electrical crackling )

( gasps )

Kim!

That's a bad guy thing.

( Yelling )

( yelling continues )

( Kim grunts )

Eew.

Grande sized. Hmm.

You grande sized?

Well, I didn't foresee this, obviously.

Right. Sorry.

( Sighs )

KIM: They're gone.

DIRECTOR: On their way

to WEE headquarters, no doubt.

"WEE"?

The Worldwide Evil Empire.

Also known as WEE.

It's an acronym.

Acronym. Hmm.

Yeah, that's a school word.

I should know this.

I am Gemini!

Dude, I am Virgo, but what's your name?

Gemini.

Oh! It's an acronym.

Okay.

You are fascinating.

Guilty as charged, G.

( Grunting )

( gasps )

( growling )

( growling )

So, uh, what's the deal with you and Dr. Director?

I am her evil twin.

But-but... but she's a "she."

Fraternal twins.

School word.

I am her dark reflection, her evil opposite in every way.

So if she wants the Ron factor, you must be totally not into it.

Oh, you're good.

That's why GJ is in the Ron business.

Ah, but it is I who have you.

Maybe that's part of my plan.

Really?

Is this...

also part of your plan?

( Gasps )

Huh?

( Gasps )

Um... yes.

Know this.

I will stop at nothing to possess the Ron factor.

( Gasps )

Nothing?

Nothing.

Status report.

No sign.

Our satellite network is searching the entire planet.

Who are these people?

The Worldwide Evil Empire

is a shadow organization working to foment

lawlessness and chaos ( baby crying )

around the globe.

This is their leader, Gemini.

My evil twin.

Get... out!

Fraternal?

Exactly.

Gemini's always resented the fact

that I didn't treat him like an older brother.

But you're twins.

He's older... by four minutes.

Four minutes, four years.

The point is,

I am the older brother, and she never respected that!

Don't know that I agree, but I admire your passion.

Dr. Director!

We found this on the floor.

( Gasps ): A fly-on-the-wall cam.

That is so Gemini.

Wade, is it still sending any kind of signal?

Let me see it.

Anything?

I'm getting something.

It's faint.

Got it! The North Atlantic.

I want to know exactly

what the Ron factor is, and I want to know now!

Amp down, ain't no secret.

The Ron factor is me.

It's all about the intangibles.

Hmm.

Then you must join me.

That will show my little sister.

( Singsongy ): I've been saving Alpha for someone special.

And I feel special right now, but I-I...

Join me or be obliterated.

That is your choice.

( Gasps )

Pepe!

Watchdog!

( Snarling )

I will return with something

that I think you'll find quite persuasive.

( Squeaking )

( growling )

( growling )

( Ron moaning )

According to Wade's coordinates,

WEE headquarters should be right here.

Whoa! Whoa!

Good coordinates!

( Helicopter blades whirring )

Chimurrito combo.

Grande?

GEMINI: Choose evil, Ron Stoppable,

and you can have all the Chimurritos you like.

Grande sized.

You'd put that in writing, of course.

Plus, you won't be obliterated.

( Both yelling )

( men yelling )

( Kim grunts )

It's Kim!

And my littler sister.

( Men yelling, grunting )

( grunting )

( growling )

( beeps )

( electrical zapping )

( men grunting )

( beeps )

( grunts )

Let me give you a hand.

How many times have you used that line?

And it's still fresh.

( Grunting )

You get Ron.

I'll deal with him.

You just can't let me be,

can you, Sheldon?

"Sheldon"?

The name is Gemini!

And this has nothing to do with you...

Betty.

( Grunting )

"Betty"?

Oh, yeah, right.

Don't give me that.

Why do you want the Ron factor so badly?

Because... ( stammers )

Because it's none of your beeswax.

You want it because I have it.

You always wanted my stuff!

Oh, right!

You got better toys than I did.

Oh! Liar, liar.

What about Baby Curly Locks, huh?

What about that?

You cut off all her hair. Remember that?!

Well, baby sister, let's see what Mom recalls.

You're the baby, dragging Mom into this.

Fine. Fine!

We'll settle this like grown-ups.

Oh, that's mature.

( Grunts )

( both gasping )

( high-pitched whistling )

( grunts ) K.P.!

( Alarm blaring )

The place is going to blow!

( Beeping )

Pepe!

Come with me, Ron Stoppable.

You will be my Agent Alpha!

Together, we will crush Global Justice.

Oops, sorry, Pepe. Pepe?

( Rufus laughs, blows raspberries )

( grunts )

Where is my Pepe?

( Whimpering )

RON: Finger-cuff attack!

Let's see you get out of that, big bruh.

( Straining ): You think you can stop... Gemini?

( Electrical zapping )

( screaming )

( teeth chattering )

Boo-yah!

( Squeaky laughing )

( explosion )

( alarm sounding )

The Ron factor.

Amazing.

Correction, Dr. D.

The Kim factor.

With just a little splash of Ron.

Oh, Ron, that's so sweet.

( Screams )

Let's move!

KIM: Right. Going.

( Pepe squeaking )

( engine accelerating )

Status report?

Project analysis is complete.

The Ron factor

is a non-factor.

Well, there's a whole bunch

of research dollars down the drain.

Not exactly... the data revealed

a powerful untapped force.

We call it...

the Rufus factor!

( Grunting )

Hi-ya!

( Iaughing )

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